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- WORLD: French and British nuclear submarines collide.
- WORLD: ¡Presidente para la vida!
- WORLD: Dubai bars Israeli star from tennis tournament - now with tankers
- US: N****r stole his bike
- EU: The EU is so Sophisticated and Progressive and Civilized and...
- US: Oregon set to become worst state in the US
- RELIGION: Catholic Church Brings Back Indulgences
- TECH: Universal charger for phones plan
- WORLD: British Newspaper Outs Israel's Covert War
- WORLD: North Korea Operating Secret Nuclear Facility
- AUS: Boy's body found in crocodile
- WORLD: Female FBI officer 'tortured Mumbai terror attacks suspect with sex'
- US: Boy's essay leads to charge against his dad
- US: Muji, annoyed by impotence becomes self righteous
- US: Beloved Ape shot
- ASIA: How all reality TV shows should end
- WORLD: Madoff part Deux only better
- US: "Forgive me father, for I have..." BOOOOOOOM HEADSHOT!!!!
- US: OMFG! It's Claydon!
- WORLD: Tehran: An Eye for an Eye.
- US: Political Cartoon not funny to some People
- WORLD: Bin Laden Pinpointed by Intellectuals
- EU: Irish Police r stoopid
- ASIA: China calls on Russia to explain cargo ship sinking
- SCI: Huge GRB Spotted 12.2 Billion Light-Years Away
- US: Free Speech...Wins? Holy shit!
- US: Virginia drag...er Prom Queens
- TECH: Big Brother Leaning on your ISP
- WORLD: Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration
- US: I went to all the lectures, I did the homework, I should get an automatic A
- US: The real reason banks needed a bailout
- TECH: iPoint 3D ftw?
- US: Supreme Court to Hear Illegal's Identity Theft Case
- RELIGION: Jesus Fights Godzilla, Preaches Word
- FINANCE: So long Citibank and BofA...we knew ye well.
- US: Claydon is heading to jail
- FINANCE: Best 75 billion EVAH spent!
- US: Marijuana Tax in California? is it possible?
- WORLD: Iran Tests Nuclear Reactor
- EU: Turkish plane crash in Amsterdam
- US: Mardi Gras Starts off with a Bang
- US: Descendants Sue For Geronimo's Bones
- WORLD: Woman Opens Mouth for First time in nearly 10 Years.
- US: Nebraska Supreme Court fires white man
- WORLD: Apology not Accepted
- UK: Ryanair mulls charge for toilets
- US: What dipshit at Customs let Trident into the US?
- SCI: More suckers who buy porn coming from Red states than Blue
- WORLD: Financial crisis sparks unrest in Europe
- ASIA: US Predator drone strike in Pakistan.
- US: Seattle cop beats up 15-year old girl, caught on tape
- US: L.A. Proclaims "No Cussing" Week
- UK: Radioactive Pedophile On The Loose
- SCI: Space rock makes close approach
- UK: Is this just Orange Corn Starch and Water?
- SCI: New Moon Found!
- WORLD: Apple Aids Taliban!
- WORLD: No place to store excess oil
- US: McMergency!!!
- US: WTF? An Isolated Incident
- US: Beer Pong Gives You Herpes
- US: Shoulda Traded him for 10 grams instead
- US: Swiss bank apologizes for letting rich dodge taxes begs government not to sue.
- US: Judge Not, Bitch
- SCI: Fertility clinic, offers parents choice over hair and eye color of babies.
- US: Five Businesses Destroyed in Bozeman Montana Explosion
- WORLD: Come to Canada and kill someone. It's ok as long as god told you too.
- FINANCE: FDIC May Go Broke
- US: Detroit: GTFO Whitey
- US: How could anyone in Cleveland be so upset?
- WORLD: Tsvangirai's wife 'dead in crash'
- WORLD: No Officer, my cast is NOT made of Cocaine
- EU: Massive peer to peer server busted.
- US: Double Ugly: Two Utah Jr. High teachers accused of sex with same student
- UK: IRA Dissidents Kill Two Brit Soldiers
- US: Praise the Lord?
- WORLD: North Korea Threatens War
- WORLD: China Rules World In Future, Lifespan Of Human Species Shrinks Rapidly
- ASIA: Chinese vessels harassed Navy ship
- WORLD: Former Israeli President Charged with Rape
- ASIA: Most Popular Pre-schooler EVAR!!
- US: Yay Obama! (4 Real)
- MISC: The REAL Billy Shakespeare
- WORLD: JewTube Blocks Brits
- US: Marcus Makes CNN's Frontpage
- US: Corky's Fight Club
- US: 5 dead in Alabama shooting; FBI to assist investigation
- WORLD: Former GITMO Detainee Now Taliban Leader
- US: Slain terrorist found to be building 'dirty bomb' in America
- EU: Arch finally snapped
- US: Popeye's dirty little secret...
- US: Big Bird gets laid off
- US: Cheney Assassination Ring
- US: Still Hope for Asian Men!
- TECH: Batter That Charges in Seconds?
- WORLD: Niagara Falls: Sometimes its better 'not' to jump.
- WEIRD: The BEST Defect EVAR!!!!
- WORLD: Israeli hiker dies after rescue attempt by helicopter
- HUMOR: OMG Barnery Stinson has a website!
- UK: Lucifers hoof-prints found in Devon.
- UK: Comic Relief reaches record £57m
- TECH: Deaths of gamers leave their online lives in limbo
- US: Obama - Losing World support and Pacing behind GWB...
- SCI: Lost in space? Bat hitches ride on shuttle
- WORLD: The Emos Strike Back (kinda, sorta, they want to)
- US: Stop Snitching, dawg!
- EU: Good to see the wussification continues in Europe
- UK: Robin Hood was just a hood...
- US: Immigrants face detentions, few rights
- WORLD: U.S. Shoot's Down Iranian Drone
- US: Texas Jail's > Your Jail's
- EU: Scientists Create Mosquito Laser Gun
- TECH: Face is one step closer to finding a girlfriend
- US: Washington DC AIDZ > Uganda AIDZ
- TECH: Finn creates USB 'finger drive'
- US: GM: BK 11 is bad! Free government bailout is good!
- UK: Bang My Son
- US: How To Keep the Bombs from terrorists
- WORLD: Israel and US diverge over Iran strategy
- US: 15 down, 35 to go.
- Idiots: You're a racist! You're a racist for saying I'm racist! AKA the redsucks/tater thread
- US: High School Cage Matches!
- WORLD: Fritzl gets life sentence in Austria incest case
- WORLD: Dirty big fucking monster skull found...
- WORLD: NZ plane birth charges 'likely'
- UK: The trembling ace
- US: US navy vessels collide in Gulf
- US: Dumb Blonde likes her pussy licked by her dog
- EU: The Perfect Crime? The Perfect Loophole?
- US: 'Children die' in US plane crash
- ASIA: Cargo plane crash lands in Japan
- US: Angry Alaskan Volcano Blows Its Top.
- US: Cops Over-react and Kill Frightened Black Man
- ASIA: (Un) Luckiest Man in the World
- Idiots: Go on NAKATION
- US: Quiet Muslim-Only Town in N.Y. Founded by Alleged Terrorist
- US: Woaman Steals Boobs
- WORLD: The hunt for the last Nazis
- UK: Teen paints 18m wang on family mansion
- US: Return of the Hoovervilles (Bushvilles?)
- US: North Korea loading Rocket on Launch Pad
- US: F-22 Crashes in California
- US: State of Texas doesnt think its kids are as stupid as they should be
- US: Kentucky Fried Potholes
- ASIA: Quiet Muslim-Only Mosque in Pakistan Blown up by Fellow Muslims
- US: Tater Is Gonna Have a Field Day over this.
- WORLD: Vexing Computer Worm to Evolve on April Fool's Day
- US: Man decapitates sister in front of cop
- US: Gunman kills six at US care home
- WORLD: Colombia: Fuck you, Fritzl.
- US: Some jobs are recession proof after all.
- TECH: FSFacebook?
- TECH: the fuck is it, 1984?
- US: obama fires gm's ceo, chrysler must merge with fiat
- US: Minorities Arrested for Lynching in Modesto
- ASIA: China has developed carrier killing weapon
- US: Death Comes to D.C.?
- SCI: Fusion energy?
- TECH: Virus to take over world as April Fool's joke.
- US: Ted Stevens conviction voided
- US: Foster Kids Finds his Dad!
- WORLD: Earth Population 'Exceeds Limits'
- US: Emergency Room Abuse
- WORLD: North Korea launch will violate U.N. resolutions: officials
- WORLD: Petraeus Warns About Militants’ Threat to Pakistan
- US: They Call Him The **** Man
- US: Dem's Use Photocopies to Hit Petition Goal
- US: Iowa Court strikes down anti-gay marriage ban
- US: 4 shot, up to 41 taken hostage in NY
- US: Mom drugs 13 yr old daughter..to get her pregnant.
- US: The killings continue: Gunman shoots 3 cops in Pittsburgh.
- UK: UK teenager 'saved by Facebook'
- US: Radiohead to Testify Against the RIAA
- US: The Killings Continue In {---fill in the blank---}!
- UK: Internet Records to be stored for a year (archive of every email and site visited)
- US: Obama makes surprise stop in Baghdad
- US: "Red Cross: Medical Workers Assisted With Gitmo Torture."
- US: Smoking Cheaper Than Living
- MISC: GMF University? Students fight to watch porn
- TECH: Spies hack u.s. electrical grid
- UK: English kids are soooo sweet
- US: Shocking News Flash! Detroit is Corrupt!
- WORLD: Bush's Champion of Democracy as Popular as Bush
- EU: Dublin archbishop: Sex abuse report will shock
- US: Army Doctor Caught on Tape: Military 'under a lot of pressure to not diagnose PTSD'
- US: Anti-Christ kills son to save world from violence.
- US: Obama Pushes Amnesty for Illegal Immigrants
- US: It's an Easter Miracle!!!!
- US: Add colleges to the April 'Killing' lists. Murder/Suicide at Community College
- US: Man in wheelchair gets capped cause he was asking for it.
- US: Federal Position on Medical Marijuana Put Before Ninth Circuit
- WORLD: U.S. Captain Held by Pirates Is Rescued
- WEIRD: Population control at its finest... well almost.
- US: Obama Opens Door to Cuba, but Only a Crack
- ASIA: Sewing machine hoax hits S Arabia
- US: Govt warns of Right Wing Extremist: Mongo under close watch
- US: Don't Eat Domino's Pizza...
- US: Student killed in love triangle involving teacher
- WORLD: In Soviet Russia, Hairdressers Learn You
- WEIRD: Surgeons/Lumberjacks remove tree found in man's lung.
- WORLD: Leading Cause of Death in Iraq: Muslim Executions
- US: MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
- US: No prosecutions at CIA for interrogations
- EU: Sad day for Pirates.
- MISC: Days of Rememberance
- US: The Real Story Behind Columbine
- WORLD: Canada = Ninjas?
- WORLD: Slumdog Girl For Sale
- MISC: Mexico Drug Cartels Want Member To Live Clean, Family-Centered Lives.
- WORLD: Penises Breaking
- WORLD: Toronto man charged in attempt to ship nuclear technology to Iran
- Idiots: Teen soils self after deputy surprises him.
- US: FBI Most Wanted Terrorist: Left-Wing Animal Lover
- US: NORML releases TV commercial
- SCI: Earth-Size World Found
- US: Tax free internet shopping a thing of the past
- FINANCE: Acting head of Freddie Mac commits suicide
- FINANCE: Bailed-out firms spend millions on lobbying
- US: DHS Sec. Napolitano "It's Canada's fault!"
- US: Mom tells arguing kids, GTFOutta my car
- EU: Nazi-bred super cows roam farm in UK
- SCI: Scientist attempting to create human clones
- WORLD: Global concern as Taliban advance in Pakistan
- US: President Obama Has Until End Of May To Disclose E.T. Prescence
- US: Chrysler Is Going To File Bankruptcy; GM Looks Close Behind
- WORLD: Russia vs. Georgia part 2?
- AUS: Guy gets capped 34 times with nail gun, yes he's fucking dead
- US: Murtha Defends His "Airport to Nowhere"
- SCI: Do Farts Make You More Judgmental?
- WORLD: Obama talks of nuclear disarmament in Prague
- WORLD: Mexico swine flu deaths spur global epidemic fears
- EU: Mafia thrives in global financial meltdown
- US: April Killings! Now with zero transfat!
- WORLD: Soldier Kills Self After Refusing To Torture
- US: Bullet-Proof Boobies Save Motown MILF...
- TECH: Rapidshare Shares Uploader Info with Rights Holders
- US: Nine people shot, one fatally, at block party remembering neighbors lost to violence.
- US: Government Motors to shed another 21,000 jobs and pontiac.
- US: US Navy searching for the remains of the DPRK's missile.
- HUMOR: Canadian pair saved money on a hotel, by having sex in a dumpster.
- US: New York City flyover was 'mistake'...yes, no shit.
- US: The most distant object/event ever seen by humanity.
- ASIA: N Korea threatens nuclear tests....again
- EU: These Dutch, always so helpfull
- US: Chrysler to go into Chapter 11. Announcement from Obama tomorrow.
- WORLD: Russians to finalize plans for an Aircraft Carrier.
- EU: Car hits fans at Dutch royal show
- WORLD: Saudi girl 8, divorces her 50 yr old husband
- SCI: Air Force and Pratt and Whitney to test the X-51
- ASIA: UAE Torture Tape Draws Gov't Response (Four Years Later)