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- MISC: GUIDELINES & RULES
- HUMOR: Humor News Thread
- Paulson: We're Gonna Fix the Economy
- Did 'the party formerly known as Democrats' cause the subprime meltdown?
- US: Post Your Local Crime Watch Articles
- Australian Holocaust denier held at Heathrow
- Reds to Deploy New Nuke
- What is on the MV Iran Deyant
- Bailout becomes buyout
- Just What Africa Needs...
- Sheriff tells deputies not to help in foreclosures
- BREAKING: Sarah Palin abused power in trooper case
- Wall Street explodes in historic one-day surge
- Levi Johnston: He wasn't forced to marry Palin daughter
- Dump your kids in Nebraska
- October Surprise! W is a socialist!
- 'Whizzinator' makers to plead guilty
- New Father Names Baby After Republican Ticket
- The Party of Tolerance (unless you are different)
- Indiana Father Kills Sex Offender Who Broke Into Home
- There is a God, Zima no more
- India In Space
- If obama is elected...
- Sixth-graders face discipline for 'Hit a Jew Day'
- Visions of Darwin
- Jennifer Hudson's Family Slain
- Mother skinned son and made him eat own flesh gets 9 years.
- US Special Forces raid Syria, kill 8
- LA Times cover's (up) another story!
- Exxon Mobil breaks another earnings record
- Marine motorcycle deaths top their Iraq combat fatalities
- human torch, so hot right now!
- Quake-Fest '08!
- Trio allegedly used children at sex party
- 12 Year Old Dies in Halloween Shooting
- State of Hawaii verifies birth certificate of Muslim Alien Invader
- Bin Laden Video Guy gets Life
- Study: Women lead men in bacteria, hands down
- 8 yr old boy faces two counts of premeditated murder!
- Heliosphere losing strength, Global warming is BS? The dawn of a new Ice Age?
- British face sperm shortage, Mongo offers to have stomach pumped
- Girl drafted by pro baseball
- WORLD: Pirates Hijack Saudi Oil Tanker
- N.R.A. : A Love Story
- Marijuana Could Be Good for Memory
- Men's bras are snapped up in Japan
- Nobody Suspects the Panda!
- Face now has right to two airline seats
- White Tigers Maul Man To Death At Singapore Zoo (with video)
- Holy Land charity convicted in terrorism financing trial
- Face's Core Twice as Large as Previously Thought
- Mumbai Attacked
- Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples
- Oldest living woman.... no longer alive.
- Acid To Be Dripped Into Mans Eyes For Disfiguring Woman
- Potentially Universal Mechanism Of Aging Identified
- Bush Facing Flood Of Pardon Requests
- Nuclear or Biological Attack Called Likely
- Comet from Another Solar System?
- Ugandan men warned of 'booby trap'
- Left-Wing Parties To Seize Power in Canada
- FCC To Propose Free, No-Porn Internet Network
- Boobs lost at sea
- Atheist sign displayed in Washington State Capitol, conservatives shit themselves
- US: 15 Billion to Auto Industry
- Merrill Lynch CEO needs to be lynched
- F/A-18 Crashes into Neighborhood
- Greeks Riot
- 14-year-old branded a sex offender for grabbing girls' butt.
- US: [Illinois] Gov. Blagojevich saga continues...
- Mom hosts prostitute party, all neighborhood kids invited
- Hero dog
- Multiple Governors Sent Suspicious White Powder
- Got raped? Fuck you, pay me!
- Biggest Fraud Ever (No, not the black race)
- "Credit Crisis II" feared if U.S. automakers fail
- Bush Ducks Shoes Thrown in Iraqi Leader’s Office
- Bush spending his last precious days in office doing his best to screw Obama
- Cuban Missile Crisis: Part Deux?
- A Second Mortgage Disaster On The Horizon?
- PWNT of the century.
- A Christmas wish...
- Whitey Helps Blacks get better grades
- US: Adolf Hitler DEEEEENIED!
- UN Ok's Air Attacks on Pirates
- Colorado Doctor Finds Foot In Newborn's Brain
- Antikythera Mechanism Rebuilt/'Rebooted'
- Pilot hits cow when making emergency landing...
- Top Bank Execs get bad debt as bonuses
- Some credit card rules to be revamped in the US.
- Deanna Troi's mother dies, Face goes into mourning
- Music Industry: All Your Bandwidth Is Belong To Us
- Miller/Coors doesn't want you awake when you drink!
- Fuck California
- WORLD: Israel Threatens Offensive As Hamas Truce Ends
- So maybe Stable, Normal Familes ARE good for kids...werid...
- Guerilla Snowzilla Awakes; Kills 97
- No Poon For you
- Egyptians take homework seriously
- a christmas story
- Paki's Amass Troops On Indian Border
- Virgin Mary Gives Birth to Baby Jesus on Christmas Day ... in Peru
- Advice: Don't Talk In Penn. Movie Theaters.
- Interest in Science frowned upon by Police
- US: Black Boys Murder More
- Interesting...
- This was "the year that was"
- 'Jena Six' teen tries to be an hero; fails.
- Charles Barkley arrested, suspected of DUI
- WORLD: Reds Cut Natural Gas Supply to Ukraine
- Immigrants Fuck Up Public Housing
- Microsoft once again fails miserably: iPod 1 - Zune 0
- goat's two worlds are colliding! (storms and *******)
- US: Deadbeat Dad Brings Death
- HUMOR: Bush Sr: "Jeb would make a great President"
- Save the Planet - Eat kangaroos and camels.
- Get lucky New Years Eve? He did.
- Child elopers' Africa plan foiled :3
- Bush to create the largest Marine (Ocean) Reserve.
- Merckle Commits Suicide
- US: "Jet Blue: Ignorant Racists."
- Feel Good Story of the Year
- US: Willem Buiter warns of massive dollar collapse
- WORLD: Teens suffocate after sex in car...
- US: Current, former, and President elect gather for lunch at the White House.
- WEIRD: Larry Flynt and Joe Francis Want Bailout
- US: Police officer shoots handcuffed man in the back, resigns to escape questioning
- US: Teen May Face Prison For Car Crash Death That Wasn't Her Fault
- MISC: Doctor Wants Kidney Back As Part Of Divorce
- WORLD: Thaw before burying
- US: Is he crazy or not?
- WORLD: Bush Rejected Israel's Request to Bomb Iran
- US: Schwarzenegger proposes 5 fewer school days
- US: Express Death Row Candidate of the Year
- SCI: Google is killing Polar Bears
- US: Joe the War Correspondent: "Media Shouldn't Report on War"
- US: How 'bout a beer for the the child?
- US: I don't want no fuckin' Wii!
- US: Pastel Dresses...RACIST!
- US: The New DB Cooper?
- US: Man attempts to fake death in plane crash. FBI not amused.
- FINANCE: Is Citibank next?
- US: Sex Offender Wins Lottery For Rape Victims
- WEIRD: Audubon Society 0 - Ice Cream 1
- US: Faggots Fail America!
- TECH: Steve Jobs Has AIDS
- US: Obama's Treasury Secretary: "What Me, Pay Taxes?"
- SCI: Life on Mars
- US: Get Grill? Get Killed!
- US: US Airways Plane Crashes in Hudson
- US: Wisconsin: "I want to bang your kids."
- US: Security! There's a black man here!
- US: Police bust Muji's Sexting Ring
- WORLD: 100 TRILLION Dollars /Dr Evil
- US: Circuit City To Liquidate Remaining Stores
- US: I Triple Dog Dare You
- US: Poor American Jihadists can't catch a Break!
- US: Charlie Rangle: Bringing Drafty Back (sucks, I know)
- MISC: Burgers-Before-Bros no more
- US: Fuck You, California!
- MISC: Boy George imprisons male escort
- SCI: Our world may be a giant hologram
- US: Attention: ALL Peanut Butter LOVERS!
- AUS: First Victoria Cross awarded to Aussie in 40 years
- ASIA: China To Make Its MMORPG Players Register With Their Real Names And Government IDs
- WORLD: SOUTH KOREA ON YELLOW ALERT. KLINGON ATTACK IMMINENT. KHITOMER ACCORD IS DEAD.REPENT!
- WORLD: Plague affecting Al Qaeda
- US: Woman Kills Toddler in Day Care
- ASIA: Author jailed for insulting Thai king
- US: Sometimes, its better to be poor
- US: My mom's a stiff, but I can do what I want.
- US: Seriously? I am not sure they got the "Point"
- FINANCE: Chrysler to be taken over by Fiat?
- WORLD: Brazilian model loses feet, hands to infection, then dies
- WORLD: Butting out before you drive
- SCI: New Cream for Mongo Virus
- US: Biggest loser is really the biggest loser
- US: Million Dollar Goal
- UK: Schoolgirls banned from lessons by headmaster for being 'too blonde'
- US: 2nd Asian attack at Virginia Tech
- US: South Carolina Ban on Profanity
- UK: Britain Gambles National Solvency to Save Banks
- RELIGION: Pope move ignites Holocaust row
- WORLD: Introduce a little killing spree...
- FINANCE: SEC probes Steve Jobs, securities fraud?
- US: 14 year old impersonates cop for a day
- US: Coach Fired Following 100-0 Victory
- WORLD: Iceland: Now Just Ice
- US: Time to slap a windfall tax on Micky Dee's
- US: 93 yr old man dies painful death over unpaid utility bills.
- TECH: MACs Get Teh AIDS
- US: Squatting for Jesus
- US: US troop data on your IPod
- US: Blacks With Facebook and Without A Job Hate Their Families And Want Them Dead
- US: Iowa: Where the Police are Opressed
- US: ZOMBIES INVADE TEXAS!! Dept. Of Roads on the case...
- MISC: T-Shirt Hell says goodbye
- US: Encino man in Detroit?
- WORLD: /US...Iraq gives Blackwater the Boot
- US: Cardinal Mahoney of Los Angeles to be investigated by the Feds.
- US: 2008 CD sales down 54.6 percent from 2000
- US: Repo of a different kind
- US: Octuplets Family Broke
- WORLD: Canada's Susan Smith
- US: Black man caught trying to enter an oval office window
- WORLD: CBC bends over for Pansies
- FINANCE: Americans are saving too much?!
- US: N.R.A. : A Love Story pt. 2
- US: Who needs a wardrobe malfunction when you've got straight fucking porn?
- WORLD: OK, it is official, people are whiney fucking pussies
- UK: Bar Whore Bones 300 Men In Three Years
- WORLD: Bibi will topple Hamas if elected
- RELIGION: Islam is the light
- WORLD: Poisonous Testicles claim 7 men
- TECH: iPhone To Have Video Chat
- US: Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor's vagina
- US: Joe the Republican Strategerizer who's sometimes a Plumber and war corresponded fo...
- US: Claydon! & Le Goat lose thier myspace pages
- US: Confederate Memorial day
- WORLD: New Job Opening for Goat...Iraqi Woman Rapist/recruiter
- US: Joe Francis forgot to pay Taxes
- US: Check this shit out
- RELIGION: Leader of major Catholic order fathers a child, molests a couple of others
- US: Hatepoppy's child comes early: Boy born with 24 fingers and toes
- WORLD: Last big Nazi hunt ends as Aribert Heim, ‘Dr Death’, is declared dead
- US: 20 less F-22s to be bought than before: OMGz we're all gonna die.
- US: Child Chokes On Used Condom
- US: Record-Breaking Breasts
- WORLD: Stable democracy in Iraq possibly coming into existence?!
- US: Illegals Sue Man for Violating Civil Rights
- UK: Pax, WTF is going on over there?
- US: Oh Fuck, I am going to have to cut off my nuts!
- US: Cartel Violence Escalates
- UK: UK teens clearly don't watch enough porn
- EU: Czech Republic to pay Foreign jobless Immigrants to go home
- AUS: Fears death toll may hit 300
- WORLD: Large Hardon Collider Restarts in September
- FINANCE: Sirius XM May File Bankruptcy
- US: Wal-Mart cutting 700-800 jobs at headquarters
- TECH: £1bn 'spy jets' join RAF squadron
- WORLD: Coup in Venezuela
- SCI: Russian and US satellites collide
- WORLD: Thousands weapons lost in Afghanistan.
- ASIA: Dubai Bubble Begins to Burst
- WORLD: Neanderthal Genome Mapped
- US: Plane crash in Buffalo NY-no survivors
- SCI: Tattoos That Change Color
- US: Recruiters to Stand Down after suicides
- UK: 13 Year Old Dad
- US: Arch will love this one