TP of choice?

[Limp]

So the TP at my new job sucks. I think my ass would be less raw if I wiped my ass with sandpaper.

My wife had the brilliant idea of buying me some of the Cottonelle Moist Flushable Wipes to keep at my desk at work.

http://www.cottonelle.com/img/product_wipes.jpg

Well I have had to use them a couple of times now and I must say, they fucking rock. My asshole hasn't felt this clean since I dated a freaky chick who cleaned it with her tongue on a regular basis. I am getting some of these things to keep at the house, they are truly a gift from the poo-poo gods.

[Le Goat]

IBTP

[Le Goat]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTPPPPPPPPPPPP

[Le Goat]

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

[Le Goat]

I CAME

[Le Goat]

how did i get here?

[Limp]

BTW if you get swamp balls on a hot Summer day, the wet wipes do a good job of cleaning them up.

[fuldstændigamok]

Gayest poll ever?
Seriously?
Baby wipes?
Grow a pair and use your hand, like every real men, you fag.


Though bidet is an awesome word.

[Limp]

They are not baby wipes. They are moist towelettes.

[fuldstændigamok]

OOOOH, Pardon me!

[Uknowiphat]

I say use the rough TP at work and have your wife put some neosporin on your chocolate starfish. No one brings towelettes to work dude, no one.

[The Dude]

So the TP at my new job sucks. I think my ass would be less raw if I wiped my ass with sandpaper.

My wife had the brilliant idea of buying me some of the Cottonelle Moist Flushable Wipes to keep at my desk at work.

http://www.cottonelle.com/img/product_wipes.jpg

Well I have had to use them a couple of times now and I must say, they fucking rock. My asshole hasn't felt this clean since I dated a freaky chick who cleaned it with her tongue on a regular basis. I am getting some of these things to keep at the house, they are truly a gift from the poo-poo gods.

don't sleep on the baby wipes, they're where its at. i like to use a combination baby wipe then tp so i don't get swamp ass

[STDSkillz]

I've never used baby wipes, but have only heard good things about them. I need to investigate this further.

[Limp]

Don't do the baby wipes unless you fully understand your septic system. The Cotonelle wipes disolve in the water after a little bit of time, baby wipes do not. Also baby wipes are bigger and thicker which could cause extra clogging.

[STDSkillz]

Duly noted.

[Claydon]

i use the biodegradable wet wipes for my delicate fanny.

[29a]

I use Kleenex.

I can't be bothered to rip or a few squares so I just pull one sheet out at a time.

Plus it's nice and soft.

[}{arlequin]

So the TP at my new job sucks. I think my ass would be less raw if I wiped my ass with sandpaper.

My wife had the brilliant idea of buying me some of the Cottonelle Moist Flushable Wipes to keep at my desk at work.

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so how does this work... you walk through the office proudly holding your container of wipes? do they have small(er) packages like kleenex? grab a few and keep them in your pocket soaking up your crotch until you're done?

[Archetype]

Where's the three sea shells option?

[The Dude]

they have big containers but then also little mini packs that fit in your pocket

[Limp]

so how does this work... you walk through the office proudly holding your container of wipes? do they have small(er) packages like kleenex? grab a few and keep them in your pocket soaking up your crotch until you're done?
Put a couple in my pocket, get into the bathroom and remove them from my pocket.

[chad213]

Reminds me of a really cheesy joke....

Whats grosser than shitting in the tub?

Stomping it down the drain.

[Bizz]

This should be a multiple choice poll. I use paper shit tickets, but incase I have one of those sticky shits, I keep some of those wet wipes in the can.

[Smuckers]

Charmins Ultra Soft

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You guys put way too much thought into wiping your ass.

[Lone Wolf]

The paper where I work is the most jagged uncomfortable thing there is, the other day I walked out of there and felt like I had wiped my ass with a belt sander. The stuff is just a total violator, I feel used after having wiped with it.

[Bizz]

No matter how broke I am, I always buy the best shit tickets.

[}{arlequin]

I always buy the best shit tickets.
which are....?

[Bizz]

which are....?

http://www.cashmere.ca/english/products.php?Product=PremiumRoll

I'd wipe with baby kittens if I could.

[dick_darlington]

i am not surprised that harlequin voted/has (a) bidet

[}{arlequin]

it's the quickest way to get a young lady's tongue in there

[nuclearjew]

Or a confused young man.

[}{arlequin]

luckily, spanky is on the other coast

[6655321]

there's some food for thought, how to keep your anus lickably clean 24/7.

[chad213]

Only when you are fresh out of the shower.

[White.Rabbit]

I use wet wipe thingies when I am at my boyfriends house and it keeps it so fresh and so clean clean

[medlar]

You do know those are not flushable. So you should keep them. For Ari!