Which GMFer would make the best reality star?

[Jericho]

I'm drunk, so bear with me

Survivor, Big Brother, Rael World...whatever

[mongo]

crack!

[The GWD]

ThugQueen's vagina.

[Archetype]

Face's boobs.

[Kerjack]

UNC or tater I think.

[Mustard]

Fuck you Joel, I'm the best!

Go die in a fire for leaving me out of this.

[The GWD]

No FACE? No me? That's the reality show people would watch. Me and Face sitting across from eachother either eating or constructing models.

[Jericho]

No FACE? No me? That's the reality show people would watch. Me and Face sitting across from eachother either eating or constructing models.
I tried to think of those who might be slightly entertaining to the reality world

[mongo]

i'd have included goat.

[The GWD]

I tried to think of those who might be slightly entertaining to the reality world

I'm sure watching OSUMike in his room either masturbating or doing his podcast and subsequently pimping it everywhere on the internet would be riveting.

[Face]

No FACE? No me? That's the reality show people would watch. Me and Face sitting across from eachother either eating or constructing models.
*boner*

[Mustard]

Jericho is the worst wrestler in the universe. Also, he is gayer than two dicks in a guys ass.

The end.

[Jericho]

I'm sure watching OSUMike in his room either masturbating or doing his podcast and subsequently pimping it everywhere on the internet would be riveting.
It's always fun to watch the failing throughout the season. I didn't think you or sam failed quite as hard

[mongo]

i'll probably have to vote for marcus. he'd bring booze and underage whores.


and he might even bring some chicks that aren't his daughters.

[Face]

It's always fun to watch the failing throughout the season. I didn't think you or sam failed quite as hard
thanks?

[Jericho]

thanks?
No one wants to see Wendy's and Star Trek replicas all season either,fattie

[Mustard]

Also, I hope the Utah Jazz charter flight to New York this season crashes into a frozen lake.

[Face]

No one wants to see Wendy's and Star Trek replicas all season either,fattie
:mad:

[Skybase]

I'm voting Candycane. . for the sex!

Reality TV Sex w/ Candycane = teh awesomeness

[Archetype]

Who's Kyle?

[Claydon]

i made the poll?!

yess!

[Jericho]

Who's Kyle?
You should be in Faces of Death

[Jericho]

i made the poll?!

yess!
You, mongo and Arch on Big Brother would equal hilarity

[The GWD]

Who's Kyle?

Wegman.



TiM, CC, Claydon. Sexual Identity Crisis 90210

[mongo]

You, mongo and Arch on Big Brother would equal hilarity

i promise i'd end up doing 60 to life.

[Alcestis]

Syndicate = my version of a boozing Ty Pennington, ftw!
Oggie = Think of "CHEERS 08-09'"..... Yeah!
'nita = "Have you read her posts?"
CandyCane = All reality shows need the "the hot chick". Go girl!

[Jericho]

i promise i'd end up doing 60 to life.
precisely

[Claydon]

Syndicate = my version of a boozing Ty Pennington, ftw!
Oggie = Think of "CHEERS 08-09'"..... Yeah!
'nita = "Have you read her posts?"
CandyCane = All reality shows need the "the hot chick". Go girl!

do we actually have proof candycane is hot.

[Jericho]

My polls rule...

[Mustard]

My polls rule...
Your polls suck more dick than Richard Simmons at a Liberace concert.

[Alcestis]

do we actually have proof candycane is hot.

Yes and dont bother asking.

[Jericho]

Your polls suck more dick than Richard Simmons at a Liberace concert.
*hands out orange skittle*

[Mustard]

*hands out orange skittle*
Take that orange skittle and shove it up your ass, Cockmaster McFaggotpants!

[Claydon]

Yes and dont bother asking.

damn you!

[Jericho]

Take that orange skittle and shove it up your ass, Cockmaster McFaggotpants!
I don't appreciate your tone, mister!

[Mustard]

I don't appreciate your tone, mister!
You know what I don't appreciate? This poll, which is more worthless than Paris Hilton's 8th grade math homework!

This poll is worse than shitting fire out of my eyeballs.

[mongo]

i'd like a vox option plz.

[Jericho]

Jesus...it's MC..20+ people....just vote fuckers,.

[Mustard]

How about Tater vs. Yelram in a cage match duel to the death with knives as a reality show?

Then the winner gets eaten on live TV by 3 hungry lions.

Now THAT is quality programming!

[mongo]

how about sink, face, gwd, and bizz + a 1/2 full fridge.

[Mustard]

how about sink, face, gwd, and bizz + a 1/2 full fridge.
I'm not afraid of eating people.

[Blue]

Mongo, Spanky and a tube of KY.

Sorry, that's a normal friday night. Just webcast it for us.

[Archetype]

Mongo, Spanky and a tube of KY.

Sorry, that's a normal friday night. Just webcast it for us.

Uh, God no?

[mongo]

do we actually have proof candycane is hot.

yes. she is. she's amazing.

[Claydon]

yes. she is. she's amazing.

asian?! (crossing fingers)

[Archetype]

No.

[Claydon]

No.

DAMNIT!

[AJ]

I win this by default. You're all just playing for second place.

Oh, and you're all worthless faggots. <3

[Spanky]

solid post, AJ

[UNC]

If I had a reality show...all the ladies of gmf would eventually be on it in various stages of undress

[Banon]

A GMF big brother would be the shit.

[NOTKyle]

I've been talking about making a Real World tape for years, but I am not NEARRLY pretty enough to be accepted.

[The Dude]

i'm a star!

[NOTKyle]

I love that the two members with the highest votes are both parents.

[UNC]

I'MA GOD WARRIOR!#$

[UNC]

and btw, CC is hot. Milfy hawt. I saw her pic before...I may still have it...

[Oggie]

Candy is beautiful...and has a delicious rump to boot.

Marcus and I living in a house would be worth watching.

[Nature's Folly]

What no me?

[UNC]

Its not gonna be on the food network

[}{arlequin]

i think if you wanted to see a nervous breakdown, a good episode would involve claydon, smuckers, crack, and arch all in the same room.

[Nature's Folly]

Its not gonna be on the food network

Oh come on...me,face,GWD, and sink. Wacky Hi jinx could ensue.

[}{arlequin]

Oh come on...me,face,GWD, and sink. Wacky Hi jinx could ensue.
throw a bunk bed or a hammock in there and i'd watch

[UNC]

The GWD is not fat...he's lovable

[feith]

FAIL,



i didn't even make the list.

fuck this poll.

[UNC]

Fuck this pole

[Banon]

Just to let you people know how hot CC is, even I'd dick it. That's how slutty smoking hot she is.

[The Dude]

when CC walks through a room, it's so awesome that someone always jumps up and shouts THAT. JUST. HAPPENED. to no-one in particular.

[fuldstændigamok]

I tried to think of those who might be slightly entertaining to the reality world

And yet you included yourself, SIG, mongo, claydon, oggie, tara, osumike, paxton, EG, limp and marcus on the poll? Yeah, pure entertyawnment, right there.

[UNC]

Fuck you

[The Dude]

And yet you included yourself, SIG, mongo, claydon, oggie, tara, osumike, paxton, EG, limp and marcus on the poll? Yeah, pure entertyawnment, right there.

this post reeks of desperation for acceptance

[ruffdog]

what about my backstreet boy looks!

I should be on that poll

[fuldstændigamok]

this post reeks of desperation for acceptance

Yes, of course, how could I have been left out of this über-cool list?.....I mean, seriously, between yelram and OSUMike, claydon and you, jericho and limp, Tim and Muji, mongo and marcus.....I feel so left out.

[hatepoppy]

Yes, of course, how could I have been left out of this über-cool list?.....I mean, seriously, between yelram and OSUMike, claydon and you, jericho and limp, Tim and Muji, mongo and marcus.....I feel so left out.at least youre in touch w reality, and open about your insecurity.

hang in there!

as in, from your rafters.

[The Dude]

its not about who's on the list, its your need for attention that we're talking about.

[fuldstændigamok]

at least youre in touch w reality, and open about your insecurity.

hang in there!

as in, from your rafters.

How could I have forget you between claydon and yelram? Sorry, dude.

[fuldstændigamok]

its not about who's on the list, its your need for attention that we're talking about.

MY need for attention? Coming from you? Really?

[mxlplkt]

If I had my own reality show it would be called Poop Patrol.

[hatepoppy]

How could I have forget you between claydon and yelram? Sorry, dude.
its ok, we all know the french are an inferior race. you did your best.

[fuldstændigamok]

its ok, we all know the french are an inferior race. you did your best.

You ass! I thought that racism was eradicated in your country since yesterday.

[hatepoppy]

You ass! I thought that racism was eradicated in your country since yesterday.
youre thinking of black-cism. the darkies are now ok! the frenhies are still teh gheys.

[fuldstændigamok]

youre thinking of black-cism. the darkies are now ok! the frenhies are still teh gheys.

Yeah, freeni was a pervert bastard. Nothing to do with us, though.

[The Dude]

MY need for attention? Coming from you? Really?

franchie, i'm hardly ever here. you really need to quell your obsession, its pathetic at best.

[mongo]

slickster, claydon, and tara.

[fuldstændigamok]

franchie, i'm hardly ever here. you really need to quell your obsession, its pathetic at best.

Right back at you?
You're the one jumping to this case only because your screenname was mentioned once, you know. Not that I care, really, but if that makes you happy, why not after all. Carry on.

[Pax Britannia]

This poll sucks because i'm not an option.

[The Dude]

whatever helps you sleep at night

[hatepoppy]

This poll sucks because i'm not an option.
which one are you again?

[redsox39]

Jericho is the worst wrestler in the universe. Also, he is gayer than two dicks in a guys ass.

The end.


Don't the dicks cancel each other out?

[Pax Britannia]

which one are you again?

What do you mean by one? RACIST.

[billysocal]

I would have picked Sink just by sheer size which is always a favorite on reality shows. But Summer got my vote because she would probably dress sexy and then she'd end up taking photos somewhere that would be posted in the Babe Section.

[hatepoppy]

What do you mean by one? RACIST.TOOTHBRUSHCIST!

[UNC]

I would have picked Sink just by sheer size which is always a favorite on reality shows. But Summer got my vote because she would probably dress sexy and then she'd end up taking photos somewhere that would be posted in the Babe Section.


You forget that summers forehead is the size of canada

[mongo]

and she's married w/ kidz. ew!

[}{arlequin]

I would have picked Sink just by sheer size which is always a favorite on reality shows. But Summer got my vote because she would probably dress sexy and then she'd end up taking photos somewhere that would be posted in the Babe Section.
you're probably overthinking this a bit

[Jericho]

Meh, I was drunk. I picked people that I think would be fun to watch, or fun to watch fail, or give me a boner

[hatepoppy]

Meh, I was drunk. I picked people that I think would be fun to watch, or fun to watch fail, or give me a boner
HOW KOOD YOO LEAVES ME OWT!

[ShitBreak]

The 4 other people to vote for me obviously realize that the trainwreck I would be over the course of a season would be extremely fun TV.

I'd go from normal fatty to meth-addicted homeless dude in the course of 12 episodes.

[White.Rabbit]

I voted for me because I am a straight up scrapper. I would scrap all them bitches in the house and then we would take off our shirts and kiss.

[Cal]

I find it an honor that I'm not on that list.

[Hoser]

CC and summer are the only two that might be good looking enough to be on TV, even then I doubt i would ever watch it, so my vote goes to none.

[Hoser]

I do think marcus would be good if only to add the suspense of "when will he od" ratings would be through the roof for that shit.

[mongo]

i managed to secure the only smuckers vote. win.

edit: upon further inspection, 4 of us got smuckers votes. win!

[Bastard]

Anita and her family win this hands down. No need for any script or laugh track or anything but a house or studio apartment with one bathroom, some sugar and hot pepper filled foods and some weapons and fireworks. In fact, forget the weapons, they will improvise and make their own.