Hottest GMF Big guy

[Jericho]

Cause I'm an artard

[mongo]

bizz

/thread

[Jericho]

I've never seen Bizz

[Mustard]

Finally, Jericho got a poll right!

[BIG PIZZLE]

"big guy"?? Really? Who are we kidding fatty? Srsly.

[Claydon]

sink will 'roll' over the competition.

[Mustard]

"big guy"?? Really? Who are we kidding fatty? Srsly.
stick and stone may break my bones, but i will break your bones when i sit on you because i'm a big fat guy.

or something like that.
sink will 'roll' over the competition.
Fuck yes! Everybody here knows I'm the sexiest 400+ pound man on the entire internet, let alone GMF.

^5!

[Claydon]

stick and stone may break my bones, but i will break your bones when i sit on you because i'm a big fat guy.

or something like that.

Fuck yes! Everybody here knows I'm the sexiest 400+ pound man on the entire internet, let alone GMF.

^5!

yah, so i voted for you, now post your ex g/f boobs

[Mustard]

yah, so i voted for you, now post your ex g/f boobs
When I get permission, it will happen.

In the mean time, here is proof of teh sex that is me:

http://i37.tinypic.com/jjagc2.jpg

http://i36.tinypic.com/25kixki.jpg

[Claydon]

first pic is fake

2nd pic you look like a fucking mortician.

[mongo]

he was interviewing to be a banker if i remember right. my memory pwns.

[Spanky]

jesus christ

[Mustard]

first pic is fake

2nd pic you look like a fucking mortician.
Yeah, the 1st one is a shop, but its still mega awesome.

As for the second one:
he was interviewing to be a banker if i remember right. my memory pwns.

[Jericho]

jesus christ
I said cause I'm a artard...sheeesh

[Claydon]

he was interviewing to be a banker if i remember right. my memory pwns.

would you trust a guy like that with YOUR money.


i think NOT!

[Jericho]

Poor Sammy

[mongo]

i'd trust sink w/ my dick.


however, i'd trust jericho w/ my balls and my dick.

[Mustard]

would you trust a guy like that with YOUR money.


i think NOT!
Yeah, who would want their money in the hands of a genius accountant?

[Jericho]

i'd trust sink w/ my dick.


however, i'd trust jericho w/ my balls and my dick.
I'll punish youse

[Mustard]

i'd trust sink w/ my dick.


however, i'd trust jericho w/ my balls and my dick.
:(

I'm so ashamed...

[mongo]

I'll punish youse

you have no power here.

[Archetype]

http://i36.tinypic.com/25kixki.jpg

You and Sarxos should have children. Pretty much make the perfect actor for Lurch in the inevitable Addam's Family remake.

[Claydon]

Yeah, who would want their money in the hands of a genius accountant?

you believe in obama economics right?

(looking for a conservative jewish banker instead)

[Mustard]

you believe in obama economics right?

(looking for a conservative jewish banker instead)
I belive in my economics, which coincide more with Jim Cramer's economics, more than Barack Obama's economics.

Jew bankers are overrated anyway. Like Notre Dame football...

[Claydon]

I belive in my economics, which coincide more with Jim Cramer's economics, more than Barack Obama's economics.

Jew bankers are overrated anyway. Like Notre Dame football...

You sir are WRONG!

[Mustard]

You sir are WRONG!
Impossible! When you get this big, like I am, the laws of physics actually say I can't be wrong.

[WET HOT MESS]

Jeriko is like the baby of the four.

[Jericho]

Jeriko is like the baby of the four.
The hell's that supposed to mean???

[Mustard]

Jeriko is like the baby of the four.
pwnt

[6655321]

bizz

/thread

bizz needs to show dem tittays..

[Spanky]

sink is the happy-go-lucky youngest child, folly is the disturbed middle child and face is the no nonsense older brother

[mongo]

face is the adopted brother. his parents never loved him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11oasifn oh snap!

[WET HOT MESS]

Jeri, I love you and all, but you're not as supersized as the other three. I kinda picture you as swift bull while the other three are like the woolly mammoth, closing in on extinction, which worries me a bit.

[Jericho]

Jeri, I love you and all, but you're not as supersized as the other three. I kinda picture you as swift bull while the other three are like the woolly mammoth, closing in on extinction, which worries me a bit.
I'm pretty much the exact size as face, but with much more athleticism

[WET HOT MESS]

Basically you're agreeing with me that you'll outlive them all. That is assuming your liver isn't too damaged.

[Jericho]

Basically you're agreeing with me that you'll outlive them all. That is assuming your liver isn't too damaged.
Yes, Basketball, volleyball, tennis, football...I would run circles around the three

[Mustard]

Basically you're agreeing with me that you'll outlive them all. That is assuming your liver isn't too damaged.
Pfft...

I'm as healthy as an ox.

[6655321]

Pfft...

I'm as healthy as an ox.


a diabetic ox.

[Mustard]

a diabetic ox.
I has no diebeatus.

[Spanky]

Pfft...

I'm as healthy as an ox.
avg lifespan of oxen: 12-20 years

[WET HOT MESS]

Ever seen an ox with life saver rings around their legs?

[WET HOT MESS]

It comes from eating too much junk fewd.

[Mustard]

avg lifespan of oxen: 12-20 years
I'm ahead of the game then!
Ever seen an ox with life saver rings around their legs?
no.
It comes from eating too much junk fewd.
What if I only eat junk fewd?

[WET HOT MESS]

You know when you get sick after eating too much too fast? Well it's kinda like that. You die.

[}{arlequin]

medlar should be included in the poll

[Mustard]

You know when you get sick after eating too much too fast? Well it's kinda like that. You die.
too much? too fast?

I have no idea what the hell you're babbling about.

[6655321]

medlar should be included in the poll

for the sake of irony?

[Jericho]

My cock is bigger than medlar

[Mustard]

So, is face a valid option in this poll? Because usually he is just the throw away option....

[6655321]

My cock is bigger than medlar

that's it, put jericho's preteen cock and medlar on the poll.

[WET HOT MESS]

Medlar still posts here? Is he the new underaged postwhore?

[Mustard]

Medlar still posts here? Is he the new underaged postwhore?
Hey, just because he isn't tall enough to ride the teacups doesn't mean he is underaged...

that kind of predjudice is what gave rise to the nazis.

[6655321]

lots of nazi talk here tonight.

[WET HOT MESS]

Tom Crewse is gunna end us all with le Church of Science and Sci fi shit.

[Mustard]

lots of nazi talk here tonight.
Its better than talking about wine.

[Bastard]

Sink definitely wins this due to his superb jowls. It’s like the jowls of a purebred bulldog or royalty.

[Mustard]

Sink definitely wins this due to his superb jowls. It’s like the jowls of a purebred bulldog or royalty.
Thats fucking awesome!

[Jericho]

Well, Sink. You are one attractive metric ton

[Archetype]

Yeah, attractive like a planet. It's almost gravitational, oh ho ho, o ho ho.

[Mustard]

I told you. I am the sexiest 400+ pound man on the whole of the internet. This fact is beyond contestation.

Yeah, attractive like a planet. It's almost gravitational, oh ho ho, o ho ho.

Oh ho... you slay me.

[Face]

THIS POLL IS A SHAM!!

[Friday]

Sink FTW

[The GWD]

I'm fat as shit, why does Jericho ignore me?

[Jericho]

I'm fat as shit, why does Jericho ignore me?
fat does not equal big

Yeah,you're a fattie, but you aren't a giant

[Bastard]

I'm fat as shit, why does Jericho ignore me?

fat does not equal big

Yeah,you're a fattie, but you aren't a giant

Oh man, he's calling you short like medlar. That's pretty mean.

[The GWD]

I'm short but got spirit. Not unlike McCain.

[mongo]

sink is a messy motherfucker.

http://img186.imagevenue.com/loc210/th_33249_fucksink_123_210lo.jpg (http://img186.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=33249_fucksink_123_210lo.jpg)

[Face]

I'm short but got spirit. Not unlike McCain.
he didn't win shit either

[Jericho]

Iagevenue almost isn't even worthit anymoer

[The GWD]

he didn't win shit either

No, nothing. Just a trophy wife with a net worth in the tens of millions.

[Face]

yeah well, he's old as fuck

[The GWD]

Your sister's not as spritely as I'm sure she once was, either.

I'd still totally tap that.

[Face]

I'm sure you would

[Jericho]

Why in the fuckblood did Smuckers vote for me?

[Face]

because he's a queer and you're very lovable

[Blue]

Why in the fuckblood did Smuckers vote for me?

He likes the beary type.

[Jericho]

Holee shit,I'm smammered. Face,weneed to compare weiners. It's only fair

[Face]

Holee shit,I'm smammered. Face,weneed to compare weiners. It's only fair
no, no we really don't

[Jericho]

C'mon. Sink Boy's running away with this thing, Goddammit!

[Jericho]

A single female has yet to vote on this :(






























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:(

[Smuckers]

J, can you post your picture for me?

[Face]

A single female has yet to vote on this :(
what about smuckers and datachi? They're pretty girly

[Blue]

J, can you post your picture for me?

Dude!

[Jericho]

Kay, so I'm wasted and allI've done is banned Claydon and Smuckers....success?

[Blue]

aye!

[Jericho]

aye!
How the fuck are ya,youfuckin down under sexual bikey biker

[Face]

Kay, so I'm wasted and allI've done is banned Claydon and Smuckers....success?
I'd call that a successful evening

[slore]

What does GMF stand for? Gay Mother Fucker? Then my vote goes to that BigUNC dude.

[slore]

What does GMF stand for? Gay Mother Fucker? Then my vote goes to that BigUNC dude.
Nevermind me Im fucked up and confusing forums. That UNC guy is allright by me.

[The GWD]

Slore, you're so cool.

[slore]

Slore, you're so cool.
I'm so cool everybody calls me culo.

[AJ]

Face shouldn't even be included in this poll. He never leaves his fucking house. He's a gigantic loser who has NEVER been laid. Just fucking pathetic. Take him off the poll.

[slore]

http://www.jorvet.com/catalog/images/products/019_036_Pictures/J750kit.gifSo what do the letters AJ represent?

[Alcestis]

Sink is HOT!

[G-Man]

Fat people are gross.

[slore]

Fat people are gross.
Unless they have freakishly large cocks.

[G-Man]

Yeah then it's totally okay...queer.

[slore]

So youre totally into it then. Cool! Power in Numbers like Jurassic Five!

[G-Man]

That's a great album.

[moe_blunts]

arch, obviosuly

[Blitz]

How on earth am I to choose just one? I'd like to line all of the big guys up, slather them in oil, play slip 'n slide and trampoline.

[WigglingWii]

I refuse to choose because I love you all.

[hatepoppy]

wtf jericho? im way hotter than everyonez.

[Jericho]

Not big enough, poppyseed

[hatepoppy]

6'5 325?

[hatepoppy]

ASLz?

[hatepoppy]

stats?

[medlar]

Face and I are going to take in the Canucks/Flame game Nov 27th. Have to put in a vote for that for sure. Yeah!

[Jericho]

waaaait, Face is taking you to a fucking hockey game?? hahaha

[UNC]

Jericho does it for me everytime