I'm Awesome

[Spanky]

Point of this thread is to say something awesome about me. Anything will do.


GO.

[Jericho]

Your av makes me smile

[mongo]

you have a cute ass.

[Spanky]

:p

[kid_vidrio]

it's good that you don't sniff your jeans anymore.

[Spanky]

i sniff the jeans of others now, thank you

[mongo]

you taste in hand wear is stellar.

http://i33.tinypic.com/domi3a.jpg

[Spanky]

you taste stellar

[}{arlequin]

animal prints in small doses are hot

[6655321]

you love penises.

[WET HOT MESS]

I love the silly faces you make. It gets me hot.

[Spanky]

what is the plural form of penis? penii?

[mongo]

spanky also has an adorable little beer belly.

http://i36.tinypic.com/1zwoqi9.jpg

[Spanky]

ITS THE SHIRT, JERK

[6655321]

mongo, do you have a spanky folder on your computer?

[WET HOT MESS]

Mongo has a folder of everyone.

[WET HOT MESS]

Three of them for Spanky.

[Spanky]

can you blame him?

[WET HOT MESS]

Spanky alone.
Spanky with horrible sluts stealing him from me.
and
Spanky naked.

[Blue]

I wish I'ld known you sooner so I could have lived my life like you do.

[mongo]

mongo, do you have a spanky folder on your computer?

searching is hard! (http://archive.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=47484&highlight=gloves&page=62)

[Jericho]

mongo, do you have a spanky folder on your computer?
There's no fucking way he doesn't. Shit, he probably has a 6655321 folder

[mongo]

Mongo has a folder of everyone.

shhhhh!

[Spanky]

I wish I'ld known you sooner so I could have lived my life like you do.
never too late to start my friend

[kid_vidrio]

nobody wears a bright pink tie as well as you do

[Spanky]

nobody wears a bright pink tie as well as you do
i felt that it complimented my rosy cheeks

[Mustard]

I like Spanky!

[WET HOT MESS]

Spanky has fab hair.

[WET HOT MESS]

And dreamy eyes.

[kid_vidrio]

spanky goes to hollywood

[Spanky]

And dreamy eyes.
this is for you niterz, pay no attention to the hogs on either side

http://i38.tinypic.com/2romk5k.jpg

[mongo]

you know what i love about spanky?

he's not afraid to tell you what he wanted you to do to him right across his chest.

http://i38.tinypic.com/o53ubt.jpg

[6655321]

there's too much studliness in this thread.

[Spanky]

there's too much studliness in this thread.
want to, uh, have a "private" chat session?

[WET HOT MESS]

this is for you niterz, pay no attention to the hogs on either side

http://i38.tinypic.com/2romk5k.jpg
*swoons*

[Mustard]

Messur Spanky did not, in fact, rape and murder a woman in 2003.

[6655321]

Messur Spanky did not, in fact, rape and murder a woman in 2003.

who DIDN'T rape and murder a chick in '03? i know i hit my quota.

[mongo]

there's too much studliness in this thread.

just wait till i start my thread.

[Spanky]

give it time.....

[Bastard]

Point of this thread is to say something awesome about me. Anything will do.


GO.

I’m glad that Spanky started this thread about himself and Aj did not start it about himself.

[Jericho]

Spanky's hotter than Wii.


Yeah.

[Mustard]

I have seen more spanky nipple than Wii nipple.

[Spanky]

Spanky's hotter than Wii.


Yeah.
http://jj.am/gallery/d/59803-1/oh_god_yes.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

I love Pavarotti. But not as much as I love Spanky!

[Spanky]

I love you guys. Circle jerk! Niterz in the middle!

[mongo]

i want the cookie!

[6655321]

boocockee!

[WET HOT MESS]

*strips naked*

Okay, what do I do next?

[6655321]

synchronize penises guys.

[Spanky]

*strips naked*

Okay, what do I do next?
Hmmmmm....this is missing something.....

*walks over to anita, spreads legs apart, 8 inch dong flops out*

much better....

[Mustard]

*strips naked*

Okay, what do I do next?
unzip your skin, ren.

[Spanky]

bedtime, XOXO

[WET HOT MESS]

Hmmmmm....this is missing something.....

*walks over to anita, spreads legs apart, 8 inch dong flops out*

much better....
Okay, much better implies it's not good enough so...


*pulls the rest of the 4 foot monster out*

Is this good?

[WET HOT MESS]

bedtime, XOXO
*raises fist*

JERK!

[mongo]

spanky knows just how awesome he is.

http://i35.tinypic.com/vy4p04.jpg

[Mustard]

Spanky has a suspiciously large head...

[mongo]

Spanky has a suspiciously large head...

he's a real life fathead!

[Mustard]

ZOMG LOL!

[WET HOT MESS]

You guys are meanie heads!

[mongo]

what? fatheads are all the rage, honey!

http://www.fathead.com/

ask banon, he put 'em in his kids room!

[Archetype]

I wish I had an I'm awesome thread :(

[Mustard]

Fat Heads are tacky.

Like asking for COCK.....tail sauce at a restaurant.

[WET HOT MESS]

More cocksauce on my salmon, plz.

[Mustard]

More cocksauce on my salmon, plz.
Would you also care for a lemon wedge with your freshly prepared cocksauce?

[Da Raider]

Point of this thread is to say something awesome about me. Anything will do.


GO.

you are awesome.






for a gay homo.

[Blue]

Or is he gay for an awesome hero?

[Titus_Pullo]

You have done stellar PS work.

Is your mom single?

[Face]

I'm still not entirely convinced spanky and mongo aren't the same person

[vasili denisov]

Spanky gets filthy with the filly and the MILFy, his body is fodder for ooh-aahing, mother-daughter pawing, yes-yalling, he busts them till they stumble brokenly like a truck backed up in them*.

* Shyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, right.

[Archangel]

vasili, lay off the absinthe.

[Spanky]

arch, lay off the cock!

[zaphrodesiac]

http://i35.tinypic.com/264tjlk.jpg

[6655321]

spanks is back, let's get this par-tay started.

[6655321]

well, zaphy already started it.

[Spanky]

http://i35.tinypic.com/264tjlk.jpg
my penis looks small in this picture, i think it was cold. hopefully?

[Bizz]

I think it's awesome how much you hate AJ, how could I not love you? I also think it's awesome how we pwn noobs on live. (This is where you and Mongo are different, he only pwns himself)

[Spanky]

another great point, im outstanding at call of duty. thanks :D.

[GhettoSuave]

I joined in on a game with Mongo last night.... he went a respectable 5-12.... respectable in that I think he use to do worse...maybe?

[mongo]

i didn't play w/ you fuckface. now stfu!

[Spanky]

let's stay on topic people

[mongo]

spanky is so awesome, i'm gonna have a drink in his honor right now.


and it's 11am!

[Spanky]

fucking youtube that shit

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I'll drink to that ass.

[GhettoSuave]

Oh bullshit you didnt. Team Deathmatch on downpour. I wasnt going to mention the fact 2 of your 5 kills were me.... but I was also top on the other team. Then I played half the second game on your team in Ambush but left.... if you had a mic on maybe you'd of known.

[mongo]

fucking youtube that shit

um, youtubing me taking drinks out of a bottle of beer would be a little boring. i only youtube the hard stuff.

[Spanky]

Oh bullshit you didnt. Team Deathmatch on downpour. I wasnt going to mention the fact 2 of your 5 kills were me.... but I was also top on the other team. Then I played half the second game on your team in Ambush but left.... if you had a mic on maybe you'd of known.

Sir, one more outburst and I will strangle you with my microphone wire

[Spanky]

um, youtubing me taking drinks out of a bottle of beer would be a little boring. i only youtube the hard stuff.
you youtube dongs?

[GhettoSuave]

Sir, one more outburst and I will strangle you with my microphone wire
Warning heeded...

[mongo]

you youtube dongs?

weiners!

[Bizz]

I heard Spanky is going to be the next James Bond.

[Spanky]

AJ, I see you lurking. For the love of god, please post.

[mongo]

yes. post aj, post! we need more quality posts!

[GhettoSuave]

I heard Spanky is going to be the next James Bond.
I always heard the next James Bond was going to be made more like Spanky..