Shitty threads!?!??!

[Bill Paxton]

Whats with the preponderance of shitty threads in general convo? In my day we only had one thread, and we were happy with that!

If you didn't like the thread, well son, you just didn't get to post. If I wanted to call someone a faggot, I didn't start up a whole thread to call him a faggot. I would look that faggot right in his e-eyes and say "you sir, are a cock gobbling faggot"

If I wanted to know what people thought of my new pink polo shirt and sweater vest, I wouldn't start a poll, i'd say "hey, dumblecocks, check my shit out"

Then some homo would call me a fag, but the rest of the bitches would swoon.

Everytime I got drunk I didn't start some homo thread for queers with candids of me drinking myself to death. I'd go in to off-topic and cry about my ex girlfriend like a real man.

For shame all of you. One day we're going to be choked by the corpses of a thousand dead threads.

This may be our last chance to make things right. Delete every thread except Off-topic and lets start from scratch!

[kid_vidrio]

You sir, are a cock gobbling e-faggot, what with your use of words like 'preponderance.'

I look you in your e-eyes and dare you to tell me the 'I'm Awesome' thread by Spanky Goes to Hollywood is a waste of space.

[Daydreamer]

IBTP

Oh wait. Oops nevermind. Now someone should start a thread to bitch about shitty polls and a poll about shity polls if there isn't one already.

[slore]

So you are a faggot for starting another pointless thread right. Come over and suck my dick Im coked up and horny and need a wagging tongue to lick my throbbing member. Better swallow bitch.

[NOTKyle]

I love you Dunn, but you couldn't be more wrong.

We need a trillion threads.

[G-Man]

What a shitty thread.

[NOTKyle]

You're a shitty thread.

[G-Man]

Well that may be true...but I only have to wear one goggle when I go swimming in MY POOL.

[slore]

So are you a pirate?

[NOTKyle]

Family Guy was so 2006.

[G-Man]

Yes I am a pirate...and Family Guy is timeless.

[slore]

Jeez. Let me put my cotex visors on.

[NOTKyle]

If by "timeless" you mean "animated."

[slore]

If by "timeless" you mean "animated."
Like a hilarious dead corpse.

[G-Man]

You sir, do not know what words mean.

[slore]

You sir, do not know what words mean.
I hope you are not referring to me.

[Titus_Pullo]

Gritty Kitty, ain't so pretty, but it's really thick.

[NOTKyle]

Slore I'll give you 500,000 fake dollars to not post again today.

[slore]

Gritty Kitty likes to pee in peoples wardrobes cuz the mothball scent makes her angry.

[slore]

Slore I'll give you 500,000 fake dollars to not post again today.
Ha!
Okay I am fucked up am I really that awful though?

[slore]

Ill go to bed and shut the fuck up out of respect for you.

[mongo]

gmf should be just OT and Pron. that's it. end of story.

[Face]

dunn makes me swoon

[kid_vidrio]

gmf should be just OT and Pron. that's it. end of story.
And of course the Admin lounge where all the real fun happens.

[UNC]

Dunn, remember the emo thread? Internet must thrive and grow OT is for off topic and you bitching means you long for a time where you didn't know now what you didn't know then. Right about now if you are reading this, you'll realise that I am just rambling on from here on out and not really saying anything specific to anyone in general or some shit like that but you'll keep reading because my words in this forum are like the red lettering in the bible...the most important of all the rest. My asshole stinks a tad and I hope Face will give it a tongue bath later. I love Zack.

[Bill Paxton]

Dunn, remember the emo thread? Internet must thrive and grow OT is for off topic and you bitching means you long for a time where you didn't know now what you didn't know then. Right about now if you are reading this, you'll realise that I am just rambling on from here on out and not really saying anything specific to anyone in general or some shit like that but you'll keep reading because my words in this forum are like the red lettering in the bible...the most important of all the rest. My asshole stinks a tad and I hope Face will give it a tongue bath later. I love Zack.

Yeah I remember the emo thread. I remember creating it after the site had shit the bed. I look back on it with great shame, and long for a simpler time. Im just sick of seeing "Tim Tom's slappy dink thread" with no real content.

[UNC]

I feel your pain. I personally am done making threads. Other than the porn ones...or if I get insanely drunk.

So I guess a new thread every other day.

[Deadhead Derek]

..... with no real content.
that's all I got out of the irony file...

[Bill Paxton]

that's all I got out of the irony file...

I meant quantity, not quality

[UNC]

Just get an admin to merge everything with OT...problem solved.

[Face]

once upon a time, there was no Off Topic

did I just blow your minds?

[Datači]

You had me at ''once upon a time''

[UNC]

I didn't pay attention until "blow"

[Candycane]

I agree with Dunny, these big floppy donkey dick( ™ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trademark_symbol) by Patsfan) threads are all over the place. But no harm no foul I don't read most of the wicked retahded threads anyway.