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Kerjack
11-08-2008, 08:40 PM
Stories welcome.
marquis
11-08-2008, 08:44 PM
I never fell out of bed, but I did get up one morning with one leg asleep. That first step didn't go to well.
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 08:46 PM
In my opinion Skydiving is waaaaaaay less scary then bungee.
What if I've cliff dived from exactly 40 and 41ft. There's no fucking choice for those. This poll sucks.
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 08:47 PM
Those people are pussies and shall not be counted.
Skybase
11-08-2008, 08:54 PM
I voted "other".
I've - just opened one of the most retarded threads/polls I think i've ever come across on GMF. congratulations.
Claydon
11-08-2008, 08:55 PM
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/inbeforethelock3zd1.jpg
STDSkillz
11-08-2008, 10:58 PM
This one time, I totally fell out of my bed.
Sweet story.
dick_darlington
11-08-2008, 11:00 PM
This one time, I totally fell out of my bed.
Sweet story.
did you find 10 dollars after that?
Skybase
11-08-2008, 11:01 PM
Awesome. Was it a bunk bed?
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 11:02 PM
If GMF ever has a meet up in Vegas I think skydiving needs to be added to the itinerary.
Jericho
11-08-2008, 11:04 PM
If GMF ever has a meet up in Vegas I think skydiving needs to be added to the itinerary.
You would most fucking certainly not be invited, killjoy.
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 11:06 PM
I'm a crasher. Besides most likely you are to big to skydive tandem anyhoo.
About two years ago, I jumped into bushes thinking that they looked "as comfortable as a bed"... I have a scar on my elbow and I thought I seriously injured my back for about a week. Worse yet, I spilled my beer ;(
That count?
dick_darlington
11-08-2008, 11:07 PM
You would most fucking certainly not be invited, killjoy.
he can't even spell tandem correctly either!!
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 11:08 PM
Sure I did, two posts up
dick_darlington
11-08-2008, 11:09 PM
Sure I did, two posts up
look at the poll options you artard!
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 11:10 PM
Oh I know, but you said I can't.
STDSkillz
11-08-2008, 11:10 PM
did you find 10 dollars after that?
No, no I did not.
Awesome. Was it a bunk bed?
No, but it was slightly raised off the ground. It was pretty terrifying, I'm not going to lie. I wet the carpet afterwards.
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 11:11 PM
Sink is one gutsy motherfucker.
Skybase
11-08-2008, 11:13 PM
look at the poll options you artard!
He's like a rabbit. He hits it right 1 out of every few tries.
I'd skydive tandem. .if I was strapped to some hot naked chick. . .in fact, phukk the skydiving altogether. Just strap me to a hot naked chick n' I'll be good.
so what if you cliff jumped between 40 and 41 feet There's under 40, and over 41, but nothing in between... I'm confused!
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 11:14 PM
Its been covered.
your mother's been covered
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:17 PM
i pwn all of you darkies.
dick_darlington
11-08-2008, 11:17 PM
Its been covered.
you certainly didn't think this out.
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:17 PM
fuck. i've bungee jumped naked.
Skybase
11-08-2008, 11:17 PM
you know, with sperm
My sperm.
and yes. .his mom's my aunt. . .it wasn't a proud moment.
fuck. i've bungee jumped naked.
why am I not surprised?
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 11:18 PM
Yeah grandma was kind of your Everest.
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:18 PM
why am I not surprised?
i did it right by where you live, faggot.
i did it right by where you live, faggot.
ugh
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:20 PM
i think it was in naniemo(sp?).
i think it was in naniemo(sp?).
Bungy Zone, yeah I've been there... jumped there myself once
they don't do naked jumps anymore
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:24 PM
their bars rule.
I respectfully disagree
I used to hit up a pub called The Foundry with a couple friends once or twice a week for cheap wings though... good times
Only Face would go to a bar for food.
I said pub, not bar, there is a difference, old man!
Archetype
11-08-2008, 11:40 PM
Only Face would go to a bar for food.
For wings? I think that's a pretty common occurrence.
Mustard
11-08-2008, 11:42 PM
Vince Vaughn looks fat.
WigglingWii
11-09-2008, 11:51 PM
I've fallen out of bed many times. I guess I'm just that clumsy. One time the alarm was on loud so it frightened me. I woke up, rolled out of bed literally with my legs wrapped in my blanket and like a pig in a blanket I fell off the bed. If that wasn't bad enough, I knocked over my chair which has a metal back and landed on the metal part and got a nasty bruise on my shin.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-09-2008, 11:52 PM
haha you suck