Girl Talk Thread: I'm Totally Bleeding Out Of My Vagina

[WET HOT MESS]

I loved this thread back at the old forum but anyway I are has a severe problems....


So I've been blessed with the Farrah Fawcett/Teri Hatcher nips. Those babies are always hard and when I press mah mini maboobers against glass, I feel like Catwoman about to take her klepto self out to take something shiny. Lately those fuckers really hurt and I can't figure out why. It used to be like, oh, maybe I'm horny and a good jerk off session will do the trick, but I really can't figure this one out. Ladies, can you suggest me a remedy or two? I can't sleep on my belly anymore because I'm afraid I'll cut holes in my bed and pillow with these drill bits. HALP PLASE. HALP.

[Nature's Folly]

Vagina

[}{arlequin]

I'm afraid I'll cut holes in my bed and pillow with these drill bits. HALP PLASE. HALP.
zomg, can you use them to etch glass???

[dick_darlington]

Vagina

i raise you fallopian tubes!

[WET HOT MESS]

zomg, can you use them to etch glass???
I've yet to master the tools in become a master.

[Pax Britannia]

So I've been blessed with the Farrah Fawcett/Teri Hatcher nips. Those babies are always hard and when I press mah mini maboobers against glass, I feel like Catwoman about to take her klepto self out to take something shiny. Lately those fuckers really hurt and I can't figure out why. It used to be like, oh, maybe I'm horny and a good jerk off session will do the trick, but I really can't figure this one out. Ladies, can you suggest me a remedy or two? I can't sleep on my belly anymore because I'm afraid I'll cut holes in my bed and pillow with these drill bits. HALP PLASE. HALP.

Go to the doctors. Problem solved.

[WET HOT MESS]

You guys aren't helping. It's bad enough that I've a bra thick enough to be a blanket covering my speed bumps and still you can see the nipple stud poking through. It's horrible. I can't wear my sports bra anymore.

[WET HOT MESS]

Go to the doctors. Problem solved.
I'm terrified of being fondled.

[White.Rabbit]

weird. my nipples are never ever hard unless I'm drunk or high or getting them babies sucked on.

[Pax Britannia]

I'm terrified of being fondled.

The doctor has seen it all before. He/She wont care about your freakish nipples.

Though they may laugh at you in the break room.

[WET HOT MESS]

:(

[WET HOT MESS]

weird. my nipples are never ever hard unless I'm drunk or high or getting them babies sucked on.
It's always been like that for me. I feel like a freakazoid.

[Titus_Pullo]

An ex of mine always had hard nips. I never broached her about the subject. I heard that it may have come from her having children(not mine).

So how many kids have you spit out so far Nita?

[Pax Britannia]

:(

I'll take a look at them if you want. For purely medical reasons of course.

[Kilgore]

Fuck a ugly guy

[WET HOT MESS]

An ex of mine always had hard nips. I never broached her about the subject. I heard that it may have come from her having children(not mine).

So how many kids have you spit out so far Nita?
How many people are in Asia?

[Kerjack]

I've had the same problem with my willy ever since reading this thread.

[Titus_Pullo]

How many people are in Asia?

I would say that, at any given time, there are at least three cocks stuffed inside of Asia Argento's orafices.

[}{arlequin]

How many people are in Asia?
how many bicycles in beijing?

[WET HOT MESS]

I would say that, at any given time, there are at least three cocks stuffed inside of Asia Argento's orafices.
I love it when she gets lazy and lets the hair grow out over the angel tattoo. It looks like a frigging chia pet.

[}{arlequin]

angels are traditionally portrayed w/ long hair. it's for accuracy!

[Nature's Folly]

HALP PLASE. HALP.

Ok but only if you fuck Bruce Willis at the end of the movie.

[Pax Britannia]

So if I rubbed an ice cube on Anita's nipples would they engorge further and explode in my face killing me?

Deffinetly a sexy risk.

[dick_darlington]

anita, just stay warm all the time, if you want your nipples to stay down.

or, you could just stop thinking about sex all the time!

[WET HOT MESS]

anita, just stay warm all the time, if you want your nipples to stay down.

or, you could just stop thinking about sex all the time!
Dude, they're still up during the summer. The only way warms will fix it is if I'm dehydrated in the Sahara Desert. And even then I doubt they'll go down. I just want them to stop hurting.

[dick_darlington]

I'm good for a consultation.
just don't get yourself checked out by pizz.

[}{arlequin]

I just want them to stop hurting.
you're fine. they're just 'blossoming'

[}{arlequin]

or, you could just stop thinking about sex all the time!
teh virginals aren't capable of that

[dick_darlington]

Dude, they're still up during the summer. The only way warms will fix it is if I'm dehydrated in the Sahara Desert. And even then I doubt they'll go down. I just want them to stop hurting.
well, i tried.

[AJ]

anita, just stay warm all the time, if you want your nipples to stay down.

or, you could just stop thinking about sex all the time!

You are fucking retarded.

[WET HOT MESS]

You make it sound like there's hope they'll grow. I've given up.

[WET HOT MESS]

well, i tried.
Give yourself a pat on the back.

[}{arlequin]

You make it sound like there's hope they'll grow. I've given up.
oh no. not that. they're just maturing the pain out of them

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm lactating?

[}{arlequin]

WAIT A MINUTE... i know what this is...


it's neeter'z last minute push for the lead in the azn poll!!!!

FRAUD!!

[}{arlequin]

I'm lactating?
i take my coffee black, but thanks anyway

[Pax Britannia]

I'm lactating?

You need to be milked.

[Candycane]

I loved this thread back at the old forum but anyway I are has a severe problems....


So I've been blessed with the Farrah Fawcett/Teri Hatcher nips. Those babies are always hard and when I press mah mini maboobers against glass, I feel like Catwoman about to take her klepto self out to take something shiny. Lately those fuckers really hurt and I can't figure out why. It used to be like, oh, maybe I'm horny and a good jerk off session will do the trick, but I really can't figure this one out. Ladies, can you suggest me a remedy or two? I can't sleep on my belly anymore because I'm afraid I'll cut holes in my bed and pillow with these drill bits. HALP PLASE. HALP.


In the trashier lingerie catalogs like Fredrick's and such they have open "front" bras. Yeah, I know I thought it was stupid too, but you'll be on my team here in a sec. They have the under wire to provide support and lift and even spread them evenly. But they allow you to run around with your nips on bare cotton so you can look like all the porn stars or Pam Anderson. Now for the pain thing, maybe you can rub either Ben Gay on them and have that winter burst fresh smell on you all day long or embrace being a victim of the Marquis de Sade and enjoy in pleasure derived from pain.

[Genius]

Definitely muscle cream. It'll numb them. Of course, you'll have to rub it on, which may exacerbate the problem.

[WET HOT MESS]

Seriously, how long has this been a problem?

Since I discovered my libido.

[comicfan]

I would definitely get a doctor to take a look into the problem, especially if they have never gotten soft. Ask them to check your prolactin and hormone levels.

[}{arlequin]

They have the under wire to provide support and lift and even spread them evenly. But they allow you to run around with your nips on bare cotton so you can look like all the porn stars or Pam Anderson.
balconette ftmfw!!!

[WET HOT MESS]

WAIT A MINUTE... i know what this is...


it's neeter'z last minute push for the lead in the azn poll!!!!

FRAUD!!Tara can have it. I can't put out like her. I'm naturally uptight to the point that I shit diamonds and piss gold dust.

[}{arlequin]

and piss gold dust.
at least you're anatomically correct




i think

[Pax Britannia]

Tara can have it. I can't put out like her.

CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!

[WET HOT MESS]

CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!
Stop making us fight! She's so lovable, I wanna hug her.

[Pax Britannia]

Ladies fighting makes me happy in the trouser region.

[WET HOT MESS]

You monster.

[}{arlequin]

the brits can never let go of their loch ness

[Pax Britannia]

You monster.

Women love a bastard. Touch my face.

[Hodge]

You should do some experimenting. I dated a girl who got off on nipple play.
She was azn, maybe there's a connection.

[WET HOT MESS]

They feel like they could pop any moment.

[Hodge]

Pics?

[Kerjack]

They feel like they could pop any moment.


Link (http://www.retailjunky.com/acatalog/hooch_danni_canvas_eskimo_coat.html)

It might not help your problem but there is a very slight chance it will help mine.

[}{arlequin]

They feel like they could pop any moment.

http://img134.imagevenue.com/loc882/th_62986_side-gripping-toothed-nipple-clamp_122_882lo.jpg (http://img134.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=62986_side-gripping-toothed-nipple-clamp_122_882lo.jpg)

[WET HOT MESS]

*squirms*

[WET HOT MESS]

Link (http://www.retailjunky.com/acatalog/hooch_danni_canvas_eskimo_coat.html)

It might not help your problem but there is a very slight chance it will help mine.
Terratag is selling hentai jacket and I've been thinking about buying one for a couple days now.

[}{arlequin]

enjoy the sensitivity!!

[Kerjack]

Buff em out'

http://www.emocs.com/buffer/silverbuffer.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

Is that a fuzzy dildo?

[Pax Britannia]

Is that a fuzzy dildo?

For the African-American lady.

[Claydon]

why is it mostly males posting in the gmf girl talk thread?

[}{arlequin]

why is it mostly males posting in the gmf girl talk thread?
if you have to ask...

[Face]

anita needs to have sex with something

[Face]

I'd like to volunteer myself for the task

[Shannon!MD!!!]

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THE GIRL TALK THREAD

[Pax Britannia]

Wow look. A girl.

[Face]

OMG!

[Shannon!MD!!!]

since we are on the topic of nipple sensitivity, i have like cockrings for my nipples and those help

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

what are those?

[Shannon!MD!!!]

i honestly, i think they are just rubber washers, but they work fantasticly.

[Claydon]

i honestly, i think they are just rubber washers, but they work fantasticly.

pics?

[Shannon!MD!!!]

how did your test go?

[Claydon]

how did your test go?

which one?7

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

i honestly, i think they are just rubber washers, but they work fantasticly.


what exactly do they do now?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

how did your test go?


like shit, my teacher is an ass

[Shannon!MD!!!]

what exactly do they do now?

My nipples arent sensitive, you put them around the nipple, and it increases sensitivity

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

My nipples arent sensitive, you put them around the nipple, and it increases sensitivity


Oh I got you. I know what to get a few girls for Christmas.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

its a miracle without getting like full fledged nipple clamps

[comicfan]

Do nipple clamps actually work?

[Face]

Do nipple clamps actually work?
ask wanker

[vasili denisov]

So I've been blessed with the Farrah Fawcett/Teri Hatcher nips. Those babies are always hard and when I press mah mini maboobers against glass, I feel like Catwoman about to take her klepto self out to take something shiny. Lately those fuckers really hurt and I can't figure out why.
Though often mistaken for a girl due to my fighting skills, I'm not a woman. Here's various nonsensical female wisdom with maybe the same basis as witchcraft I'll pass on.

Unless there's a discharge in your nipples, or problems in your menstruation, this isn't a serious health problem. Have you tried any kind of discrete padding? Not for appearance, but simply to cut down on contact that might be making the problem worse.

[WigglingWii]

My nipples arent sensitive, you put them around the nipple, and it increases sensitivity

I'm the opposite. I think it has something to do with my areolae being small.

[WigglingWii]

since we are on the topic of nipple sensitivity, i have like cockrings for my nipples and those help

Hmm...what are they called? I want them!

[Claydon]

I'm the opposite. I think it has something to do with my areolae being small.

pics?

[WigglingWii]

pics?

Nice try.

Not like this: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/gjaster/032508_asian_nipples.jpg


But more like this:

http://www.holistic-online.com/images/breast-examn-nipples.JPG

[comicfan]

I'm the opposite. I think it has something to do with my areolae being small.

Probably not due to the areolae themselves but more to do with blood flow and sensitization.

[WigglingWii]

Probably not due to the areolae themselves but more to do with blood flow and sensitization.

Perhaps.

[AJ]

Can we all agree that Shannon and Wii should make out?

[comicfan]

Only if there are photos of it!

[Claydon]

Only if there are photos of it!

way to be retro 1980s there...lets post pictures cuz those moving talky pics will never be a big deal.

[WigglingWii]

Someone photoshop me and Shannon kissing ASAP!

[comicfan]

I was thinking more of the early 1990s than the 80s :)

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Someone photoshop my cock down your throat... err scratch that.

[White.Rabbit]

someone photoshop mikey eating my poop stain

[comicfan]

Sure thing... send me the pics and I will get on it right away...... yeah.....

[WigglingWii]

Where's Caronte when you need him?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

someone photoshop mikey eating my poop stain


That is fucking gross.

[White.Rabbit]

That is fucking gross.
pssh my poop is better than your dirty fucking ciggarette

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I am not having this conversation.

[White.Rabbit]

EAT MY POOP

[feith]

get laid.

[comicfan]

It is amazing how most topics always come back to poop.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Worst. Girltalk thread. evr.

[WigglingWii]

Poop, ewww!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I hate you people.

[White.Rabbit]

Stfu mikey, you fucking suck.

p.s. come on msn

[Mustard]

Two words for you Anita: Duct tape.

[redsox39]

EAT MY POOP

1 girl, 1 Mike, 1 Cup

[ElemenoP]

I'm already starting to use anti-aging and wrinkle creams.

[WET HOT MESS]

with all the retinol stuff or what?

[ElemenoP]

A little bit of gycolic acid because my skin tone is still uneven from the sun and some micro-collagen peptide. I'm going to be alot more careful with the sun this summer... it's starting to really affect my skin.

[Candycane]

A little bit of gycolic acid because my skin tone is still uneven from the sun and some micro-collagen peptide. I'm going to be alot more careful with the sun this summer... it's starting to really affect my skin.


Have you ever done micro-dermabrasion? You'd love the results.

[ElemenoP]

No! But I've heard nothing but great things. None of my friends are into cosmetic surgery or skin procedures (yet). I really want to try it -- but I don't know where would be a great reputable place for it. Have you tried it?

[mongo]

I'm already starting to use anti-aging and wrinkle creams.

too bad there are not any "anti gigantic calves" creams.

[Candycane]

No! But I've heard nothing but great things. None of my friends are into cosmetic surgery or skin procedures (yet). I really want to try it -- but I don't know where would be a great reputable place for it. Have you tried it?


I had a gift certificate once for it, and my skin was like baby butter soft and sexy forever. I love that "Even" look on skin. It's just like a big exfoliant and no surgical aspect to it. Just make sure you have an esthetician that's certified. Most salons (upscale) would have one on site.

[ElemenoP]

What kind of micro derm did you get? Crystal or Diamond? Or is there another kind? Did you go for more than one session? I'm so jealous!

[medlar]

too bad there are not any "anti gigantic calves" creams.


Fool. Soccer calves on chicks are hot.

[mongo]

Fool. Soccer calves on chicks are hot.

until they stop playing soccer and start watching soap operas.

[ElemenoP]

I don't watch soaps!

[Claydon]

I don't watch soaps!

lies!

[vasili denisov]

VKqkcHvJN9k

[ElemenoP]

Speaking of hair...El, I need girly advice for my hair...

I am going to go spend a fuck load at a real salon on Wednesday to have them totally change up my hair, but I have no fucking clue what to even say...

Lets play girl buddies!
First of all. Do you trust this hairdresser and have you seen the hair of their clients? And how long have you been to this stylist?

And how drastic do you want to go with your hair? Short? New colour? New Style? Trim?

And what length and thickness is your hair?

[Mustard]

Pubes

[CTricksterGirl]

First of all. Do you trust this hairdresser and have you seen the hair of their clients? And how long have you been to this stylist?

And how drastic do you want to go with your hair? Short? New colour? New Style? Trim?

And what length and thickness is your hair?


I do not know the stylist but the place I am going, essentially, they can do no wrong...all really professionally trained, high class stylists...its like upscale place my friend got me a pamper thing at...

I dont know in terms of drastic, I just want something better...lol...not a new color because I have done that before...I'd do short, but I think my face is too round, but I hate my hair long..

I have just below the shoulder, sorta layered hair with thin, yet lots of it texture and bangs...I love my bangs

[ElemenoP]

The reason why I asked if you've been there before is because if you can trust the person who's behind the chair, you can tell them to do whatever they want because they've been through alot of cuts with you. So they would know what would suit you and what you would be most comfortable with.

And why I asked about the clients they've cut .... is because it's the best advertisement. I once stopped a girl in the mall because her hair was so fantastic. And so I went to the guy who cuts her hair and I haven't been to anyone else in the last 4 years.

I had a hair cut during the summer that I didn't really like as much as my other cuts. But you might like it. It's like an angled bob with bangs. Short in the back and longer in the front. You can ask for it to be a more subtle angle. Or a more drastic. It depends. But for me. Since I had bangs... it was more subtle. When I didn't have bangs. It was drastic.

Is your hair thick or fine? Are the strands fine... but there's alot of hair? Or the strands are more coarse but fewer? That affects the cut and how it might look.

This is what I had during teh summer. I'm not sure if you'll like it or not.

Side.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1336/762028552_efca853566_m.jpg

Front.

http://www.hairstyles53.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/2008-summer-haircuts.jpg

My face is also round. But kind of petite. So it worked. Tell me if you like this cut. If you don't... I can find other ones that you like.

It's best to have an idea in case you walk into the salon on Wednesday without and idea and the hairdresser "visualizes" something obscure.

Also. I've told so many this: I'm as faithful to my hairdresser as with any guy that I've been with. I won't consider cheating on my hairdresser and going to someone else. Or even think of looking up new stylists. If I start doing that. I'm obviously not happy with him. And it would be hard to come back to my first love if a new stylist didn't work out.

[Candycane]

What kind of micro derm did you get? Crystal or Diamond? Or is there another kind? Did you go for more than one session? I'm so jealous!


I only went for one session I really didn't need it but like I said I had a certificate. I did the crystal which I thnk is "finer" than the diamond. I'm not really sure. I do a lot of home concoctions and my skin is pretty soft because I take good care of it. But it was the best thing since sliced bread when I felt my face afterward.

[ElemenoP]

Here's a few to try.

http://z.about.com/d/beauty/1/5/O/n/kclarkson.JPG http://www.hairstylestalk.com/images/short-hairstyles1.jpg

http://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/caldwell-kimberly-short-hairstyle.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/beauty/1/0/_/f/asianhair32.JPG

[CTricksterGirl]

The reason why I asked if you've been there before is because if you can trust the person who's behind the chair, you can tell them to do whatever they want because they've been through alot of cuts with you. So they would know what would suit you and what you would be most comfortable with.

And why I asked about the clients they've cut .... is because it's the best advertisement. I once stopped a girl in the mall because her hair was so fantastic. And so I went to the guy who cuts her hair and I haven't been to anyone else in the last 4 years.

I had a hair cut during the summer that I didn't really like as much as my other cuts. But you might like it. It's like an angled bob with bangs. Short in the back and longer in the front. You can ask for it to be a more subtle angle. Or a more drastic. It depends. But for me. Since I had bangs... it was more subtle. When I didn't have bangs. It was drastic.

Is your hair thick or fine? Are the strands fine... but there's alot of hair? Or the strands are more coarse but fewer? That affects the cut and how it might look.

This is what I had during teh summer. I'm not sure if you'll like it or not.

Side.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1336/762028552_efca853566_m.jpg

Front.

http://www.hairstyles53.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/2008-summer-haircuts.jpg

My face is also round. But kind of petite. So it worked. Tell me if you like this cut. If you don't... I can find other ones that you like.

It's best to have an idea in case you walk into the salon on Wednesday without and idea and the hairdresser "visualizes" something obscure.

Also. I've told so many this: I'm as faithful to my hairdresser as with any guy that I've been with. I won't consider cheating on my hairdresser and going to someone else. Or even think of looking up new stylists. If I start doing that. I'm obviously not happy with him. And it would be hard to come back to my first love if a new stylist didn't work out.


I love that look, I just fear that it would make my face rounder..while you have a petite round face, mine is just round round..I have chipmunk cheeks lol...

I would love to do that look, but my thing is I am so low maintenance, my hair is a bitch to me..

In terms of my hair...it is fine, soft, and lots of it...also, it is straight as an arrow...not a kink in it..so it just goes flat even if I do things with it...

[ElemenoP]

Would you say you have a round face for sure or maybe a heart face?

[CTricksterGirl]

Would you say you have a round face for sure or maybe a heart face?

Most Definitiely Round....

[ElemenoP]

So in that case. Stop getting layers because layers do the opposite of minimizing the roundness of your face. Because layers kind of add volume and body and alot of texture. Since your face is round and the layers around your face might be overwhelming, you know what I mean?

So angle cuts are our best friends since they offset the round face. A little height on the top (like the pictures above) And definitely chin length, yo!

[ElemenoP]

http://gimps.de/pictures/albums/userpics/10001/cute-short-haircuts.jpg

[CTricksterGirl]

Thanks El! You have saved my tomboy-ness from another potential disaster...

I say, what the fuck..angled we go! LOL I need a fresh start these days..

[ElemenoP]

And I know you love your bangs so... you can decide if you want to try angled bangs. (That would frame your face really nicely) or more of a bold, strong cut across (It's more of a statement cut. And harder to break out of those bangs should you want to put your hair up or whatever)

[CTricksterGirl]

Well what can I say, I must be bold because I have the straight cut across since I was 4...lol...I am trying to do the angle, but my god damn natural center part just doenst want to work with me...

[ElemenoP]

And Trickster, don't be afraid of the first cut I posted for you. It's a really good cut and if you love it. Tell your stylist that you want it and they can modify the length of the hair, and whatever to make it work. Plus. Angle cuts are really modern, clean and very sexy.

And the bangs that I've showed you in the other pictures ARE bangs... they're just a little layered, angled (to play down the roundness) and a bit longer to soften the face. I think you should go with the cut that the girl with the white tank top with "GIMPS.de" on her neck. I think it would be a really nice, clean soft but modern look. And it looks like she has a subtle layered angle cut on the side and the back.

[CTricksterGirl]

Yeah, I like the bangs on the GIMPS.de one, but I also almost want to be so bold and do the very first pic about katie holmes...it seems easy, no-fuss and kinda rocking and I did my hair short once like that and it was a shock at first, but maybe with the longer front I wont be so freaked..lol

[ElemenoP]

And for the natural part in the middle. There's nothing a bit of hair product and time for your hair to unpart it. If you're going for angled bangs.... just make a habit to always keep it like that. And tell your stylist... so he or she can help you make your hair part which ever way -- they can do that with the cut too!

[CTricksterGirl]

Thanks EL! I owe you! :)

[ElemenoP]

Bold bangs are so hot right now. Unfortch. I'm growing mine out and since July... they bangs have grown past my ears (which is pretty fast). I'm waiting till they get more longer to get a new cut.

[CTricksterGirl]

So, girls, we all do it...so here is my question as I am in search currently..

Do you have a vibrator and if so, what is or has been your favorite one?

I am looking into the Hitachi magic wand or a suction cup toy...but true testimonials are the best...

[ElemenoP]

I've never had a rabbit - but I've heard good things.

[NOTKyle]

http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-i-Vibe-Rabbit-Vibrator/dp/B0007N5DNY

lol

[xfancy]

oh man i was wondering if there was a thread like this!

[ElemenoP]

Ugh. Okay. So months ago -- I picked out this Louis Vuitton bag that I love. And because I want earn it. I promised myself that if I reached my weight goal that I would get it for myself. So before Christmas I took my best friend (the recently turned lesbian) to see what she thought of the bag. And she liked it and think it was a good choice for a bag.

So. Today I get a text from her saying that she's going to buy the same bag for herself! I'm a little pissed off. But really. What can I do? I'l probably eventually buy one of the same bags she has.

But seriously! That was still bitchy!

[ElemenoP]

Ew. She has a GF. I don't do that to my friends. I don't care. I just thought it was a pretty stupid thing that she did.

[xfancy]

when do you stop trying to save a relationship?

[ElemenoP]

when do you stop trying to save a relationship?

When you're unhappy most of the time. All your work seems to be for little gratification. And when you don't feel like the other person is benefiting your well-being.

[Le Goat]

when do you stop trying to save a relationship?

After I kill her.




or when the majority of the time spent is fighting

[nitz]

when do you stop trying to save a relationship?

When both sides see no advantage to the coupling. Sometimes it takes one of the participants to point it out to the other.

[White.Rabbit]

CAT FIGHT
I'm going to fight this girl after class tomorrow. I tried to do it on Friday but she got so scared she didnt show to class. And today she dipped during break before class was finished. She's scurred...which means she is mine for the breaking

[Pax Britannia]

Why do you want to fight her?

[White.Rabbit]

she's a fat whore that doesn't know when to shut her fat face flaps

[Pax Britannia]

Well when you put it like that....scratch her eyes out.

[White.Rabbit]

okay
our personalities just clash.
she is that mother hen cockblock type of friend every hot girl seems to have (she was my friend's friend). She is extremely obese and sloppy, loud and obnoxious with a high pitched nasally voice.
two of my friends came to me and said that she was talking mad shit in class about me....so i'm going to kick her ass. i've disliked her for a long time and now is the time to smash her face :D

[mirt]

i didn't know people still made appointments to fight each other

[Pax Britannia]

okay
our personalities just clash.
she is that mother hen cockblock type of friend every hot girl seems to have (she was my friend's friend). She is extremely obese and sloppy, loud and obnoxious with a high pitched nasally voice.
two of my friends came to me and said that she was talking mad shit in class about me....so i'm going to kick her ass. i've disliked her for a long time and now is the time to smash her face :D

Just remember to grab her top and rip it nicely. Then go for the hair and get it nice and ruffled.

Actually this chick sounds ugly. Is it possible you could just puch her in the face and then wrythe around sexually making fighting noises on your own?

[}{arlequin]

ruining the rest of her school days is much more satisfying.

[ElemenoP]

I've never been in an actual fight. The closest I've been to a fight was a harsh toned argument on the phone. Followed by months of not talking and then one day reuniting again for a few months only to remember why you weren't friends for a long time.

[White.Rabbit]

i didn't know people still made appointments to fight each other
nah trust me
when i found out i tried to do it right then
but she didnt come to school the next day (she knew)
and today she left before I could get her alone

[Pax Britannia]

I've never been in an actual fight. The closest I've been to a fight was a harsh toned argument on the phone. Followed by months of not talking and then one day reuniting again for a few months only to remember why you weren't friends for a long time.

It's not a fight until you smack a bitch. Then it's on like Donkey Kong.

[White.Rabbit]

I've never been in an actual fight. The closest I've been to a fight was a harsh toned argument on the phone. Followed by months of not talking and then one day reuniting again for a few months only to remember why you weren't friends for a long time.
I love to fight. I've only lost one fight and that was when 6 black girls kicked the shit out of me in brampton

[mirt]

i shoved a bouncer once for touching me and then got kicked out. i am soooooo tough

[}{arlequin]

I've never been in an actual fight. The closest I've been to a fight was a harsh toned argument on the phone. Followed by months of not talking and then one day reuniting again for a few months only to remember why you weren't friends for a long time.
that sounds a lot more like conversation and a lot less like a fight.



-captain obvious.

[ElemenoP]

I love to fight. I've only lost one fight and that was when 6 black girls kicked the shit out of me in brampton

Ew. Brampton?? The only the time I was ever there was to accompany my friend to pick up a dresser she found on Craigslist. And that was 2.5 years ago. I would never voluntarily go there.

More like... BROWN-ton.

[White.Rabbit]

Ew. Brampton?? The only the time I was ever there was to accompany my friend to pick up a dresser she found on Craigslist. And that was 2.5 years ago. I would never voluntarily go there.

More like... BROWN-ton.
i love the brown ones. why the hell else do you think i was there?

pssh brampton is where its at if u wanna get fucked up and have a ghettolicious time

[mirt]

i don't know what brampton is but i doubt its nowhere near as bad as detroit

[Pax Britannia]

I once talked to a brown person. It was an exhilirating experience.

[White.Rabbit]

i don't know what brampton is but i doubt its nowhere near as bad as detroit
no definately not. its just heavily populated with brown/black people. I think it has the largest Sikh population outside of india

[ElemenoP]

ahhahah. True.The brown girls can be crazy bitches - but fun to hang out with.

I've never been out in Brampton.

[}{arlequin]

today, dc is the brampton of all bramptons

[White.Rabbit]

yeah. it wasn't brown girls that beat me up...it was the brown girls that LEFT me to get beat up on my own in a town where I didn't know my way around.

[mirt]

i hate indian people. at least the ones here in ann arbor.

[Pax Britannia]

If by some horrible twist of fate she starts to win Tara just start screaming "IM PREGNANT, IM PREGNANT" then when she stops and walks away in disgust kick her in the back.

[ElemenoP]

today, dc is the brampton of all bramptons

DC has brown people?

[nitz]

I once talked to a brown person. It was an exhilirating experience.

You lie. No way you're that cool or lived to tell the story.

[ElemenoP]

i hate indian people. at least the ones here in ann arbor.
I've come to terms with myself that I can't be friends with minorities. I just can't. I've tried. But the friendships always end.

[}{arlequin]

DC has brown people?
just one more

[White.Rabbit]

If by some horrible twist of fate she starts to win Tara just start screaming "IM PREGNANT, IM PREGNANT" then when she stops and walks away in disgust kick her in the back.
nah, i'm planning on the good old hair grab/slam face into the brick wall

[White.Rabbit]

I've come to terms with myself that I can't be friends with minorities. I just can't. I've tried. But the friendships always end.
what the hell does this even mean?

[Jericho]

i didn't know people still made appointments to fight each other
http://www.geraldpeary.com/essays/stuv/teen-movies.jpg

[ElemenoP]

God. If I knew Tara in real life. I'd be very afraid of her.

[Pax Britannia]

just one more

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/dailymailfrontpage.jpg

[}{arlequin]

I've come to terms with myself that I can't be friends with minorities. I just can't. I've tried. But the friendships always end.
so you don't know any azns??

[mirt]

every time i have a problem with someone at work it always happens to be an indian person. they're fucking assholes here

[ElemenoP]

what the hell does this even mean?
Ive made friends with brown, asian and black girls and they NEVER last. I even went on vacation to California with a brown and I still got screwed. I only have white friends.

[ElemenoP]

so you don't know any azns??
with the exception of my family. No.

[Pax Britannia]

every time i have a problem with someone at work it always happens to be an indian person. they're fucking assholes here

What's most annoying is they dont understand the concept of surnames.

"Whats your name sir?"
"Pax Britannia"
"Ok then mister Pax"
*sigh*

[mirt]

What's most annoying is they dont understand the concept of surnames.

"Whats your name sir?"
"Pax Britannia"
"Ok then mister Pax"
*sigh*

maybe its because they each have about 8 really fucking long names, they just don't get it

[}{arlequin]

Ive made friends with brown, asian and black girls and they NEVER last. I even went on vacation to California with a brown and I still got screwed. I only have white friends.
jealous bitches.

[White.Rabbit]

yeah. I'm the opposite. Most of my friends are NOT white.

[mirt]

i am friends with mostly white people, but it just happens that way. i don't really care who i'm friends with. as long as they aren't indian.

[Archangel]

with the exception of my family. No.

Strangely enough, I know what she means.

[Archangel]

But then again, the only significant minority here are Turks, and... well...

[Satan]

with the exception of my family. No.
You're strange. 99% of the asians I knew at school were predominately in their little asian cliques and only had one or two non-asian friends.

[Pax Britannia]

But then again, the only significant minority here are Turks, and... well...they fucking smell

I had to add that for the people without first hand experience of the Turks.

[Archangel]

Never got close enough. But I really don't know how to converse with people who have a five word vocabulary.

[ElemenoP]

You're strange. 99% of the asians I knew at school were predominately in their little asian cliques and only had one or two non-asian friends.
I think it has to do with growing up in a white town. Going to an all white school. And then going to a mainly white university. While I was university... I made friends with some Philipino girls and brown... and I just went back to hanging out with my white friends because the philo and brown girls were WAY too dramatic.

[Pax Britannia]

Never got close enough. But I really don't know how to converse with people who have a five word vocabulary.

I managed it with my uncles thai bride. It wasnt dissimilar from talking to a blonde who's had a few cocktails.

[mirt]

the only filipina friend i really ever had was that pathetic attention whore i don't talk to anymore

[Archangel]

Come to think of it, half my friends are mongrels. Half Argie, half Italian, half French, half Arab, half Polish...

[Satan]

I think it has to do with growing up in a white town. Going to an all white school. And then going to a mainly white university. While I was university... I made friends with some Philipino girls and brown... and I just went back to hanging out with my white friends because the philo and brown girls were WAY too dramatic.
That might be why. The area I'm from is about as mixed as it gets.

[Claydon]

You're strange. 99% of the asians I knew at school were predominately in their little asian cliques and only had one or two non-asian friends.

Sounds like Los Angeles as well, at my high school the asians stayed together as you describe. They formed these little trifecta groups and were always trying to start these lame clubs "asian choir", "asian spanish club", or my favorite and i shit you not "asian chess club"

[WET HOT MESS]

I need my minimabobbers kneaded. The damn things just ache and ache and ache.

[mongo]

kneading boobs sounds like fun! count me in!

[WET HOT MESS]

I better not be shooting herpes infected milk when you're done.

[mongo]

you're hungry all the time, have sore flea bites, and haven't had a period in 4 months. congrats anita, it's a girl!

[WET HOT MESS]

I don't want daughters! I want little boys that'll knock up all the neighborhood sluts.

[mongo]

you are azn, so i don't think you have to worry about your boys being little.

[WET HOT MESS]

Ass, I hope your date failz horribly.

[mongo]

i plan on it failing horribly.

[WET HOT MESS]

And that she gives you cheek herpes when she avoids kissing you in the mouth goodnight.

[mongo]

*when she kisses me good morning!

[WET HOT MESS]

You monster!

[mongo]

enough about me, this thread is about your first tri-mester! pleaze, do tell all!

[WET HOT MESS]

Demon spawn. Destroyer of worlds.

[mongo]

rosemary, is that you?

[WET HOT MESS]

Nah, this one is gunna be more badass.

[Limp]

Anita shouldn't be allowed to post in here.


... why do I think I am allowed to? OMFG I'M GAY!

[WigglingWii]

I totally like want to like go see like the new Confessions of a Shopaholic. It's like my favorite book, ya'll.

[ElemenoP]

I was never a girly-girl growing up but as of late - I've become addicted to buying handbags and shoes.

[ElemenoP]

This is for Alcestis:

My top 5.

The Damier Trevi. This would definitely be the next bag I buy. It comes in 2 sizes, the PM and the GM. I'd get the GM, it's bigger and the bag looks nicer bigger than smaller. But that's just me.

http://cfs8.tistory.com/image/10/tistory/2008/08/22/07/33/48aded1fa2e70



I just bought this bag around my Birthday. I've only carried it a couple of times. I love it so much. This one is called the Tivoli. Also comes in the PM or GM. I got the bigger one, GM. The PM was too small for me and if you get the bigger bag, it makes you look younger. At least that's what the sales associate said. And plus, the smaller version looked kind of smushed.

http://pixiestash.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/lv_tivoli_pm1.jpg


Wow. I just checked the LV website, and they don't have the Speedy 30 in Monogram Mini Lin anymore. But if you could get a hookup at a store, maybe they can order one for you or have one transferred from another store. But I have the Speedy 30 in Monogram Mini Lin. It's a twist on the classic Speedy. I have in the dark Mini Lin - the only downfall I found with the bag so far is that I'm afraid to get it dirty, since it's fabric not, leather. But I love this bag as well.

http://www.newlouisvuitton.com/images/mini_lin_speedy_30.jpg



This one is beautiful too. It's called the Mahina XL. It comes in 5 colours, but the one I'd get is the one on the far right hand side. It's kind of bronze, shimmery. The other ones that I've seen are really dull. The LV monogram is perforated through the bag, and it's super soft and kind of flimsy. So it definitely lacks the structure compared to other bags. But it's a nice bag, but the only drawback I have is the material of the bag. It's seems really delicate and hard to clean. I might not take very good care of it.

http://i322.photobucket.com/albums/nn414/ilvoelv/MahinaL.jpg



And the last one that I would get would be the Louis Vuitton Afterdark clutch in black. I saw Carrie from Sex and the City carry it in an episode and loved it. The bag comes in beige or black. I would get the black since It would be more neutral and easier to pair with outfits. This bag is beautiful since it can be dressed up or down. And it's leather - so super easy to clean.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qq4DAZat24k/SCbPVKFQw4I/AAAAAAAADAU/dlXS3AT_-kU/s400/lv_monogram-motard-afterdark-powder.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KQ9wdKWm-s8/SIj-9PoBZjI/AAAAAAAAEhs/sNXra9HihRA/s400/LV+Monogram+Motard+Afterdark+Clutch.JPG


Are you buying a bag soon? What kind of bags do you have your eyes on? What are you undecided between? I can't wait to see what your choices are.

I find with the LV bags, they have such a huge range of styles and patterns that you could always find something new that you never liked before.

[Archangel]

And each of these things costs as much as a used car...

[ElemenoP]

A Birkin is the price of a brand new car.

[Archangel]

Which proves that women are retarded.

[ElemenoP]

But with (sometimes) good and (sometimes expensive) taste.

[ElemenoP]

I'd love to be an owner of a Birkin one day. A Birkin is forever.

[NOTKyle]

If you had a job you'd stop thinking like that.

[Archangel]

So's a G 400 CDI. Probably more "forever" than any bag.


Just curious, what exactly is the difference between a $100 bag, and a $20,000 one? Does it come with anti-grav thrusters to make itself lighter?

[Trident]

Honestly, I see so much LV stuff these days it's getting boring. Once a product gets ripped off and faked on the scale LV does, it's just no longer fashionable outside of the wannabees.

[ElemenoP]

You're paying for the status and "exclusivity" of the bag. Come on, Arch... Of all people, you should know that.

[NOTKyle]

So's a G 400 CDI. Probably more "forever" than any bag.


Just curious, what exactly is the difference between a $100 bag, and a $20,000 one? Does it come with anti-grav thrusters to make itself lighter?

The $20k one lets you tell people you own a $20,000 bag.

[ElemenoP]

Honestly, I see so much LV stuff these days it's getting boring. Once a product gets ripped off and faked on the scale LV does, it's just no longer fashionable outside of the wannabees.

It's true. I'm told that it's the highest counterfeited designer label.

[Trident]

The $20k one lets you tell people you own a $20,000 bag.

Only if you tell them it costs that much. No one else will notice/care.

[ElemenoP]

I would notice! And I would care! I don't know how much cars would run for, if I saw it parked on the street. But I could spot a fake or a real bag and know its retail value. So really. It's no different than guys knowing prices, makes and models of cars.

[Archangel]

You're paying for the status and "exclusivity" of the bag. Come on, Arch... Of all people, you should know that.

Up to a point; like, I have no problem with, say, a $3,000 suit. But taking into account things like materials, design and craftsmanship, I can understand the difference between a Zegna and a generic duit - but the price difference is nowhere near as glaring as between handbags.

[ElemenoP]

Yah... I'll agree to that. The price difference in women shoes and handbags between a generic and designer is absurd. But all that does is make my friends and I want it even more.

[Archangel]

I would notice! And I would care! I don't know how much cars would run for, if I saw it parked on the street. But I could spot a fake or a real bag and know its retail value. So really. It's no different than guys knowing prices, makes and models of cars.

One difference. A $300,000 car and a $20,000 car are vastly different beasts. With a bag, the four things that matter are brand and looks, and maybe materials and quality; but that's the difference between a Pontiac and an Audi. A Lamborghini goes quicker, handles better, and gets you more chicks, to boot.

[ElemenoP]

Conversely, a guy sitting in a car could tell the difference between a 300K car and a 20K car. But a woman? I doubt that many could REALLY tell the difference besides saying that it looks nicer and that it goes faster.

The same can be applied to a $20 hand bag and a $2000 bag. A woman could carry and appreciate the craftsmanship that a man wouldn't.

[}{arlequin]

The same can be applied to a $20 hand bag and a $2000 bag. A woman could carry and appreciate the craftsmanship that a man wouldn't.
i have never witnessed this personally. so i'm calling bs.

in my experience, even (or rather especially) the nice shoes are at times made flimsier than others. i've known some that could destroy a pair of shoes in a span of a few months. when i pointed out that while nice, they are not, in fact, well made, i usually got met w/ a blank stare.

either way, they do look hot, especially when you get to grab them by the heels while pounding away, so what do i care, but like i said, women don't seem to care ab the durability. sure, they do when it comes to stuff from gap or american apparel, but that only seems to matter when it's a $30 item vs. $5 item.

once you have a label on it, they seem to go batshit for it. maybe it's the knowledge that next year (season?) they won't be 'in' anymore and they don't wanna be seen in something that's so-last-year? i dunno

[ElemenoP]

I appreciate my bags!!! Sure, I sometimes throw them here and there. But I appreciaet them!

[}{arlequin]

I appreciate my bags!!! Sure, I sometimes throw them here and there. But I appreciaet them!
i've seen them thrown on the floor of a car and then a week later... 'i don't wanna carry that one... it's dirty'

[mongo]

you guys are fags. let's talk about the scooter i want to buy! can you haggle w/ the schooter store like you could with a normal car dealer? i want to jew the price down to under 2k!

[}{arlequin]

well it's not a vespa so you probably could. which one? are you gonna get the little helmet trunk for the back? prolly easier to talk them into throwing that in instead of lowering the price though.

then again, i've never shopped for one. it works on motorcycles as long as it's not the newest model...

does it make sense to have a scooter as daily transport in a place that has rain 300days/year?

[NOTKyle]

It does when it makes you look as hip as a scooter does.

[mongo]

exactly. i need to pull more hipster tail.

[NOTKyle]

Get a bitch seat for it and you're gonna drown in leggings and flats.

[Alcestis]

I appreciate my bags!!! Sure, I sometimes throw them here and there. But I appreciate them!

All my handbags/pocketbooks are in rubbermaids bins with pictures, emptied every night. Never, ever do I put pens, lipsticks etc in one if not secured in some sort of cosmetic bag. Get one at the local Walgreen's.

As for the prices..I have some ranging from $15-2k. I don't drive, so no money spent on my dream car. No scuba diving, so no money spent on my dream hobbie...I love my handbags.

once you have a label on it, they seem to go batshit for it. maybe it's the knowledge that next year (season?) they won't be 'in' anymore and they don't wanna be seen in something that's so-last-year? i dunno

This year, next year...5 years ago. That makes no difference to me. Hell, I'm wearing Old Navy jeans from 3 yrs ago, my ass can still fit in them (hey!)...I'm wearing them. I've never been one to worry about "oh, thats so last year!".

[ElemenoP]

Are you shopping for any bags right now? I know. I'm starting to get really nervous about throwing stuff into my bags, I find that the makeup bags that they have at cosmetic counters or like you said the bags they have walgreens or CVS are just great to put your stuff in. before throwing it in the bag. Especially with summer here, I get really nervous about throwing makeup in my bags.