British face sperm shortage, Mongo offers to have stomach pumped

[smahoo]

LONDON - Britain is facing a sperm donor shortage after reversing confidentiality laws and limiting the number of women who can use sperm from one donor, fertility experts warned Wednesday in the British Medical Journal.

Britain in 2005 changed the law protecting anonymous sperm donors and allowed children to learn the identity of donor fathers — one reason, fertility experts say, there are fewer donors now.

Although sperm donations from other countries are allowed in Britain, clinics cannot pay donors and donations from abroad are not enough to cope with the shortage.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27683226/

[Da Raider]

What would Steve McQueen do?

[hatepoppy]

drive-by splooging?

[Limp]

Awesome title... I am surprised it came from an unfunny bastard.

[heelsguy]

sounds like a job for Austin Powers...he's sound as a pound

[hatepoppy]

stfu homo

[heelsguy]

stfu homo

more like 1997. you know, when you were 7

[hatepoppy]

more like 1997. you know, when you were 7
I WAS 13!!!!!

and and and the 1992 was a hyperbole, used to emphasize just how behind the times your joke was.

and way to bring up in a thread something said in a rep without referencing said rep comment.

WHAT IF PEEEPULZ WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE'Z TALKIN ABOUT!

[Mustard]

Thread title = awesome

[Fuh Q]

Its their own damn fault for allowing the fathers to be traced. The solution is simple...

[Daydreamer]

Its their own damn fault for allowing the fathers to be traced. The solution is simple...

Pump Mongo's stomach and make Spanky a father many times over?

[Philips25]

Yet another reason underlining our need for Bond to drive his Aston through the fourth wall... Connery's notches on the headboard would be more than enough to sort this mess out.