The Crazy As Batshit, Mongo Vs. Mikey Syrup Chug-A-Lug

[UNC]

Event time loosely set at 11 EST. Use this thread for discussion and vids will be posted here.

Mongo and Mikey are gonna chug(or try to) 24 ounces of Aunt Jemima Syrup.

Mikey is the clear favorite based on his drinking ability of teh alcohol...these odds are from my head and can be altered...but I think most of them are reasonable.

[Bizz]

AWWWW YEAH!

[Bizz]

I thought Mongo was favored from his dick taking ability?

[GhettoSuave]

Yeah need to rethink those odds. Im guessing Syrup and Semen have the same texture kinda.... gotta think Mongo is a favorite.

[UNC]

Lines up

[STDSkillz]

C'mon you fuckers, drink the shit out of that syrup.

[The GWD]

People laying it on Both drink it all aren't thinking it through.

Laying everything on one bet's never good. You need to diversify your bonds, ******.

[Jericho]

You idiots better not puss out. Drink that shit down

[UNC]

I knew to make that bizz line 1/20...I knew he would bet himself...teh fag!

[Bizz]

Easy money.

[Genius]

Sippin' on some sizzur...sip, sippin' on some sip.
Sippin' on some sizzur...sip, sippin' on some sip.

[Genius]

Mongo across the board.

[UNC]

I just did some bet hedging

cause I really don't see either of them doing this.

[mongo]

i will kill this shit.

[Mustard]

I once chugged syrup ala that scene in Super Troopers. I vomited 3/4ths of the way down.

At least I got to have french fries again...

[NOTKyle]

I miss shit like this.

[NOTKyle]

Do they have unlimited time?

[UNC]

Do they have unlimited time?

a chug is a chug...

[UNC]

They both will post vids....it's whatever they drink during that vid

[007]

Is there or where is the thread for this? I remember my friends doing this crap a few years back after Super Troopers. Neither finished. So looking forward to the results!

[Bizz]

Is there or where is the thread for this? I remember my friends doing this crap a few years back after Super Troopers. Neither finished. So looking forward to the results!

It got started in the drinking videos poll.

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=10973

[UNC]

I need feith, tara, or wii to send me tit pics so that I can present them to the winnar.

[White.Rabbit]

mikey, if you win...I'll show you my tits in privatez

[UNC]

You have to abide by the terms listed herein

[mongo]

those are pretty bad odds on my headwear.

[Bizz]

As Mikey's manager, 15% of those tits are mine.

Oh shit, I won the Bizz line.

[White.Rabbit]

the only liquid mongo is good at chugging is sperm

[mongo]

i just times myself chugging 24oz. of water. i can hit that shit in about 14 seconds (and i know i can do better). i figure the viscosity of syrup is roughly, based on weight, 3 times that of water. factor in the fact that it's sugary as shit, and i think i can pound this whole fucker in under 40 seconds.

[UNC]

Should I add some time lines?

[Jericho]

i just times myself chugging 24oz. of water. i can hit that shit in about 14 seconds (and i know i can do better). i figure the viscosity of syrup is roughly, based on weight, 3 times that of water. factor in the fact that it's sugary as shit, and i think i can pound this whole fucker in under 40 seconds.
There is noooooo fucking way that happens

[mongo]

There is noooooo fucking way that happens

av bet? i will kill this shit.

[Bizz]

Fuck an AV, admin job bet?

[Jericho]

av bet? i will kill this shit.
Yes....I'll even give you a minute.

[mongo]

Yes....I'll even give you a minute.

how long and can we use dicks?

[Jericho]

Week av, no dicks

[mongo]

Week av, no dicks

more like weak av, w/ dicks.

[Jericho]

Is it on or not?

[mongo]

it's on. in 60 seconds. week av. no cock.

[Jericho]

deal

[hatepoppy]

i just times myself chugging 24oz. of water. i can hit that shit in about 14 seconds (and i know i can do better). i figure the viscosity of syrup is roughly, based on weight, 3 times that of water. factor in the fact that it's sugary as shit, and i think i can pound this whole fucker in under 40 seconds.
based on weight? wtf is that?

first off, viscosity is temperature dependent in a plastic fluid like syrup.

at room temp, syrup is anywhere from 30 - 200 x that of water.

even if ur lite syrup is on the low end, 50x is alot closer than 3x.

GENIUS!

[mongo]

based on weight? wtf is that?

first off, viscosity is temperature dependent in a plastic fluid like syrup.

at room temp, syrup is anywhere from 30 - 200 x that of water.

even if ur lite syrup is on the low end, 50x is alot closer than 3x.

GENIUS!

meh. i just pulled it from the first google search site that popped up. fagmo.

[hatepoppy]

ur funeral, seymour.

[Jericho]

A minute....pffff. Mongo's funny.

[Mustard]

Well, the laws of physics just sealed that bet for Jericho.

[SilverBullet]

Mongo takes it all

[Jericho]

Well, the laws of physics just sealed that bet for Jericho.
Pretty much...I spotted him 20 seconds cause I'm a nice guy. Truthfully, I doubt he'll get through half the bottle

[Mustard]

Pretty much...I spotted him 20 seconds cause I'm a nice guy. Truthfully, I doubt he'll get through half the bottle
Yeah, he will spew. It will be hilarious.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo47.jpg

[Jericho]

God,I may vomit just watching you two

[White.Rabbit]

someone photoshop a cock in mikeys hand asap

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

GMyxisfwHjo

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Hi Tara.

[Jericho]

failio

[UNC]

Are we a go?

I need to close the bets down?

[Jericho]

Are we a go?

I need to close the bets down?
Yeah, everyone who's gonna bet, bet

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

failio


fuckers haven't processed it yet

[mongo]

Are we a go?

I need to close the bets down?

no. i still have to go to the store fagmo.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Well I'm ready.

[mongo]

the time was to be 11est. so fuck it. i'll go to the store when i'm damn good and ready.

[UNC]

no. i still have to go to the store fagmo.

I'll stab you, bitch

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I could do mine now so Mongo gets depressed and knows he is beaten before he even goes to the store.

[mongo]

i'll pwn your bitchy little ass not matter what.

[hatepoppy]

come the fuck on, when is this? i need to go to tha licka sto.

[JT]

DO THIS!!!

[UNC]

come the fuck on, when is this? i need to go to tha licka sto.

Read the first post, dumb dick

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo48.jpg

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

MONGO HEADWEAR!

[mongo]

winrar!

[Jericho]

That teeny mouth is an efficient syrup chugger, I can tell

[hatepoppy]

That teeny mouth is an efficient syrup chugger, I can tell
i can tell you as mcuh from first-hand past experience.

he knows trixxx.

[mongo]

this is gonna make for some very rich gmf'ers. or i could just quit after one sip and fuck 'em all.

[UNC]

I want to see poppy take a bath in syrup

[hatepoppy]

this is gonna make for some very rich gmf'ers. or i could just quit after one sip and fuck 'em all.
my moneys on the aviators.

[hatepoppy]

I want to see poppy take a bath in syrup
what are you doin tomorrow nite?

[UNC]

Eating the human pancake?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You know I bust out the Aviators when shit gets real. But I have a secret weapon.http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo50.jpg

[hatepoppy]

more like mancake.

[Jericho]

Eating the human pancake?
eww

[hatepoppy]

You know I bust out the Aviators when shit gets real. But I have a secret weapon.

draw and quarter the fucker?

[Kerjack]

this is gonna make for some very rich gmf'ers. or i could just quit after one sip and fuck 'em all.

Throw a betting event and say goodbye to Vbookie mod I'd wager.

[mongo]

Throw a betting event and say goodbye to Vbookie mod I'd wager.

that's why you're an idiot. i bet i'd get promoted. dumbfuck.

[UNC]

Thing about these bets is, neither of these fuckers have done this before. I think they and everyone is just assuming it can be done easily. It's worth the doe if it happens.;

[Kerjack]

But I have a secret weapon.

You have a really big syringe sans needle?

[mongo]

store time! when i get back, this shit is on like a lightswitch in the "up" position!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

RAPE

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo51.jpg

[UNC]

Yay

[UNC]

This shit's gon make house party look like house party 2!!!

[Jericho]

RAPE

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo51.jpg

http://freepages.sports.rootsweb.com/%7Erberko1/Wrestling/WWF/Champs/IC/020Mountie.jpg

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Whatch Mongo take half a sip, think of sausage and throw up.

[JT]

I think both can get this done. It's only 24 oz. It's going to be sweet and rich as fuck. So goddamn sweet.

[Jericho]

They aren't going to have pancakes or waffles for some time

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I just want to get it over with. It's like trying all night to bang a hot chick and she farts as soon as you pull down her pants.

[Bizz]

RAPE

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo51.jpg


http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/jay-796057.JPG

Awwwww yeah baby.

[UNC]

I just want to get it over with. It's like trying all night to bang a hot chick and she farts as soon as you pull down her pants.

win/win?

[UNC]

Set the mood for syrup:

cq1pbmZ9npE

[Kerjack]

Yeah, they both are boned.

[Jericho]

Just the little smirk marcus made after sniffing the top spoke volumes

[UNC]

I ended up adding a lil more syrup...ended with this much left:


http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081114_2.jpg

and I can tell I'm gonna be shitting soon already.

[Bizz]

Hurry the fuck up MONGO!

[JT]

Ziggy Piggy Ziggy Piggy

[JT]

The board comes to a standstill awaiting Mongo's return.........

HAHAHAH @ us.

[Bizz]

Oi! Oi! Oi!

[Kerjack]

So Marcus, how many approx calories are they going to be taking in if they actually manage the whole thing?

[UNC]

This is like that time Mongo was waiting for test results.

It's not gonna end well.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

This is going to require a lot of exercise to work off.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

So Marcus, how many approx calories are they going to be taking in if they actually manage the whole thing?


1200

[hatepoppy]

The board comes to a standstill awaiting Mongo's return.........

HAHAHAH @ us.
shit i just made a licka run. y'all's the losers waitin on a child molester.

[UNC]

So Marcus, how many approx calories are they going to be taking in if they actually manage the whole thing?

1200....the approx. half bottle I just ate has more calories than their full bottle of lite.

[JT]

shit i just made a licka run. y'all's the losers waitin on a child molester.

I was staining, yo.

[Kerjack]

And the winner receives....

diabetes!

[Bizz]

How the fuck is Mikey finishing first 100/200? It should be even odds. Mongo slurps viscous fluid all the time.

[UNC]

shut the fuck up.

You has enuff money

[Jericho]

Hey, Joel...what'd you do Friday

Nothin, kid. Just watched an online syrup chugging battle between my e-friends

So sad

[JT]

Hey, Joel...what'd you do Friday

Nothin, kid. Just watched an online syrup chugging battle between my e-friends

So sad

That sound pretty badass.

At least your not farting some of the nastiest shit ever every 45 seconds.

[UNC]

I was invited to a party tonight at this 18 year old girls parents house. I know the parents...how awkward would them coming home early be?

[Jericho]

That sound pretty badass.

At least your not farting some of the nastiest shit ever every 45 seconds.
You don't know that. I had microwave chimis for dinner

[Nature's Folly]

I was invited to a party tonight at this 18 year old girls parents house. I know the parents...how awkward would them coming home early be?

Hey if you fuck her, take pics of her for us all to see.

[JT]

Farts just smell so goddamn bad.

[UNC]

I imagine mongo at the store shopping and checking his watch trying to make sure he gets back home by 8 for this shit.

lulz

[NOTKyle]

God I wish I hadn't thrown 40 million down on the NBA lines today.

I need cash to gamble on this shit.

[UNC]

I also imagine mongo in a thong with scabs bordering the bikini line

[UNC]

God I wish I hadn't thrown 40 million down on the NBA lines today.

I need cash to gamble on this shit.

I put 50 million on the panthers the other day...so yeah.

[Bizz]

shut the fuck up.

You has enuff money

It's not about the money!

[JT]

Scabs are so "in" right now.

[UNC]

There has to be a favorite to make it more interesting.

[Gary_Busey]

So when is this shit going down? I want to see some failage.

[NOTKyle]

There are going to be some rich mother fuckers when this thing is said and done.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

45 minutes

[Mustard]

Quick, somebody loan me a billion GMF monies!

[UNC]

There are going to be some rich mother fuckers when this thing is said and done.

Not if these guys don't drink it all.

There are gonna be some broke fuckers

[Bizz]

MIKEY WILL NOT FAIL ME!

[Gary_Busey]

That's true. They could opt out of drinking anything, like pussies.

[NOTKyle]

Not if these guys don't drink it all.

There are gonna be some broke fuckers

Someone donate me a billion dollars/whatever admin is lurking add 9 or 10 zeros to my cash fund.

[NOTKyle]

That's true. They could opt out of drinking anything, like pussies.

Permaban if that happens.

[Mustard]

Someone donate me a billion dollars/whatever admin is lurking add 9 or 10 zeros to my cash fund.
and me too! I have a fool proof plan...

[UNC]

40 minutes

[Kerjack]

and me too! I have a fool proof plan...


I'll take the same but with a google of zeros.

[JT]

http://img34.imagevenue.com/loc1140/th_19369_176_123_1140lo.jpg (http://img34.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=19369_176_123_1140lo.jpg)

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Damn, she's cute.

[UNC]

I'll take the same but with a google of zeros.

GMF doesn't have that many members yet.

I thank you

[NOTKyle]

007 just man up. I don't have time for this shit, you don't post in threads I have look at.

I'M A GOOD BET DAMMIT

[007]

Done, maned up bro.

[UNC]

I was reflecting on some of the shit I've posted vids of here...like snorting BC and taking 14 ibuprofen. Where would drinking syrup rank with that?

I may need to step mah game up.

[Jericho]

potential mongo av?

http://missinglink.ucsf.edu/lm/DermatologyGlossary/img/Dermatology%20Glossary/Glossary%20Clinical%20Images/Herpes_Simplex_tongue-XX.jpg

[UNC]

lol

[hatepoppy]

so, wtf are these times people are spittin? 40 min, 45, etc?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I'm getting sleepy as shit. Should I go ahead and do mine?

[UNC]

25 minutes til the scheduled chug-off

[Bizz]

Yes. Just don't post it until the lines are closed.

[UNC]

I'm getting sleepy as shit. Should I go ahead and do mine?

If you can keep from posting the vid or telling us about it until mongo gets here.

You could sway what he does.

[JT]

I'm getting sleepy as shit. Should I go ahead and do mine?

It'll def perk you the fuck up.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Gotcha

[007]

This is like waiting for the Super Bowl to begin. Mango vs. Mikey I

[hatepoppy]

I'm getting sleepy as shit. Should I go ahead and do mine?
stay up so mongo doesnt start with foreknowledge of strategy and a time to beat.

[Jericho]

http://images.cafepress.com/product/278615789v1_350x350_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg

[UNC]

bets are closed.

if anyone is wanting to bet before these vids get posted I can open them back for a minute for ya

[UNC]

I's getting sleepy too. All those fucking pancakes. Where is teh herp at?

[hatepoppy]

its 10 oclock, you god damned children.

[UNC]

it's about 10 til 11 here....and I have to be up at 6:30

[hatepoppy]

it's about 10 til 11 here....and I have to be up at 6:30
your point, old man?

[Genius]

Let's go Mongoooooooooooooo!!!!!

[hatepoppy]

bc im too cool to play syrups.

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[UNC]

what the dick...5 minutes.

Where you be mongloid?!

[hatepoppy]

what the dick...5 minutes.

Where you be mongloid?!
hopefully in some romanian's trunk.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

So does CuntStain forfeit?

[hatepoppy]

fuckin punk.

[Kerjack]

I'd give him 30 minutes. It was scheduled for APPROX. 11:00 right?

[JT]

He can't forfeit. Maybe the store was out of Aunt Jemima light?

[JT]

Seattle watches the calories.

[Jericho]

Nononoono....someone's drinking some motherfucking syrup tonight!

[UNC]

I think he'll be here shortly.

[JT]

Mongo loves this place. He'll be here with a bottle of the sugar.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

My syurp is all done.

[Jericho]

Maybe he's out not eating meat and turning down blowjobs

[hatepoppy]

i can be'z intermishins?

[Kerjack]

If mongo doesn't show up does everyone get to neg all his posts in this thread?

[JT]

Since w all sitting here waiting........listen to some good shite.

This song is one bad ass roided up mofo.

hoLxuyV9qz8

[hatepoppy]

dude, dont be gay.

talkin shit to his face >>>> neggin him while he's blowing some southasian tranny.

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[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

cQ7J7UjsRqg

[UNC]

I say we give him til midnight EST...considering the money involved...we have to give him some time.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

mongo be pissin me off

[JT]

1.2 million!

[Jericho]

Tim is gayer than TiM

[Kerjack]

Looks like all the people on youtube didn't have much of an issue with it.

[Jericho]

Looks like all the people on youtube didn't have much of an issue with it.
I don't follow

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I could make a thread to post it in called "Chicks with huge boobs eating meat" he would never look there.

[Kerjack]

I don't follow

Chugging syrup.

[mongo]

sorry i'm late faggots. went to 3 stores, non hate the lite version. so i'll be chugging aunt jamima original. fuck yeah *******!

also, i had to make a stop at teh liquor store!

[Jericho]

Chugging syrup.
Why would they have an issue with it? What are you talking about?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

get to it.

[mongo]

so what's the deal? we doing this utube style or live vid chat?

[hatepoppy]

bout fuckin time.

[UNC]

so what's the deal? we doing this utube style or live vid chat?

youtube

[Kerjack]

Why would they have an issue with it? What are you talking about?

I'm talking about your old boss lady.

[JT]

He can't forfeit. Maybe the store was out of Aunt Jemima light?

Seattle watches the calories.

See I knows!

[mongo]

k. give me a few to make and up the vid. i'll pwn.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Let me know when you start.

[UNC]

co-ordinate the posting of vids at the same time, y'all. it will be awesome

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Yeah good call that was fun.

[hatepoppy]

I'm talking about your old boss lady.
do u ever try to make sense?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Kerjack loves cock in his ear. You know he is retarded.

[UNC]

I could go for some smegma

[Jericho]

smegma chug?


*barfor*

[UNC]

I'm really getting sleepy as a mutha fucka.

[mongo]

up'in that shit right now. i killed.

[mongo]

i feel a little sick.

[Kerjack]

Hahaha

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I chuked in the bottle twice but finished it.

Then puked on my dog.

IC-IhuOWt7c

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/IMG_0454.jpg

[hatepoppy]

I'm really getting sleepy as a mutha fucka.
go to bed, judith.

[Kerjack]

:P I should have done it earlier.

[JT]

Do you come from the water?

[Skybase]

Was the last mouthful even swallowed? And, I swear there was a little left in the bottom.

[mongo]

i put mine in the microwave for 25 seconds first. made it go down easy. i drank that shit fast, but now, ugh...

[hatepoppy]

NOICE!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

No it's finished

[UNC]

EG'S official time is 1:50

and don't be picky fuckers...he finished it

[Jericho]

Charlie is not pleased

[mongo]

i don't know what my time was, but i guarantee it would have been way fucking slower if i didn't warm that shit up and thin it down.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Yeah Charlie was not happy.

[mongo]

also, how fucking slow is utube? christ!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

i don't know what my time was, but i guarantee it would have been way fucking slower if i didn't warm that shit up and thin it down.


You thinned it down? What the fuck man?

[JT]

Mongo used his brains to overpower an evil genius.

[hatepoppy]

You thinned it down? What the fuck man?
thinned by warming, not dilution.

[mongo]

You thinned it down? What the fuck man?

warming it up makes it a little thinner. no water. just heat.

[JT]

I'M RICH BITCH!!

[UNC]

He is drinking the heavy aunt jamima and not the lite....so he prolly needs all the edge he can get

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I thought he meant he put tea in it or some shit. Mine was warm too but it didn't thin out any.

[mongo]

wBsQshDEZ9Y

[UNC]

so EG....puke?

[Jericho]

That was painful to watch, Mike

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I'm guessing the regular is sugar instead of fructose corn syrup so it might be about the same except for the calories.

[JT]

Youtube = lame

[UNC]

Vid not quite ready yet

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I even stabbed a big hole in the bottle and it still was like drinking vasoline.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

so EG....puke?


Oh yeah.

[mongo]

i squeezed the bottle a bit as i drank, forced it down a little faster.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I had vegatables in the bottle after the first upchuck.

[JT]

I had vegatables in the bottle after the first upchuck.

Hyper yet?

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

Well played.

[UNC]

i squeezed the balls a bit as i drank, forced it down a little faster.

[Jericho]

come on, mongo vid.

[mongo]

youtube is gay.


not that i mind that.

[UNC]

vid is posted...waiting to finish processing

[UNC]

wBsQshDEZ9Y

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Mongo beasted me.

[UNC]

48 seconds?!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I guess all that cum guzzling gives him an avantage. Wanna chug a beer mongo?

[hatepoppy]

damn

[UNC]

any puke mongo?

[mongo]

I guess all that cum guzzling gives him an avantage. Wanna chug a beer mongo?

i'm all out of beer. just vodka now.