Rescue Me

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Discuss here.

[janois]

C'mon guys, it's not AIDS water.

[Poop Sailboat]

2009 is so far away.

[Jericho]

But the Shield is soooo next month. I'll gladly put off RescueMe for that

[Poop Sailboat]

fuck the shield

[janois]

I'll have to put The Shield above Rescue Me but not by much. As long as Rescue Me starts right after the Shield all is good in my house.

[Jericho]

Craig, I will strangle you

[Le Goat]

C'mon guys, it's not AIDS water.

I lol'd pretty god damn hard at that. The whole 'AIDS is too far' looks and what not.


God damn it.

[AyKay]

Tommy: Where are your pads?
Mungo: Pads are for pussies
Tommy: What about a helmet?
Mungo: Helmets are for pussies
Tommy: I think you have to, I think its in the rules.
Mungo: Tom, Come on
Tommy: Yea yea, rules are for pussies.

[janois]

Next month. Feels good to say that. April 7th I believe.
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And one of the minisodes
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[El Torpedo]

I'm gonna smack your face

[the creeps]

what is the deal with the mini-sodes? will i be lost without having seen them? or were they just like side stories?

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I'm pretty sure they were just side stories. The real shit starts April 7th. I cannot wait.

[mcnastasty]

I'm pretty sure they were just side stories. The real shit starts April 7th. I cannot wait.

[Jericho]

Yeah, they were just funny little 5 minute bullshitting sessions. No real storyline advancement

[wacker]

Its been so long, I don't even remember how the last season ended.

[janois]

Tommys dad died at a ball game.

[the creeps]

tommy life is a clusterfuck. that is how the season ended.

[wacker]

So basically it ended like every episode does?

[mcnastasty]

i hope tommy gets back on the bottle this season

[Jericho]

i hope tommy gets back on the bottle this season
As long as he doesn't start seeing Jesus again. That shit was awful

[mcnastasty]

exactly, he was seeing jesus because he wasn't on the juice.

[janois]

As long as he doesn't start seeing Jesus again. That shit was awful
I could do without any ghosts. Real or resurrected.

[El Torpedo]

Bring back the tard!

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[Jericho]

haha, I loved that guy

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******.

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[Yammer]

Jerry was such a great character.
I can't wait for the new season to start. This is the only show I actually make an effort to watch

[Le Goat]

Jerry is Dead

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Jerry was awesome :(. I forgot that he killed himself.

[Le Goat]

Jerry was such a great character.
I can't wait for the new season to start. This is the only show I actually make an effort to watch
editing faggot

[Jericho]

Jerry was the chief, right. God it's been too fucking long

[Erased]

Yeah, he was the chief.

[Yammer]

editing faggot
what?

[Jericho]

Tonight's the night, motherfuckers

[mcnastasty]

i know, hopefully his dad's death gets him back on the bottle

[Erased]

Tonight's the night, motherfuckers


QFTMFT!

[Jericho]

MJF is instant fucking awesome

[Bastard]

Great episode. The whole fireworks scene and discussion was awesome. 2 hole and han hahaha. Thank God this show is back.

[Jericho]

Are you staring at my tits?

TOMMY'S staring at your tits.

Ahhhh

[wacker]

Is MJF's character going to have Parkinson's? Wonder how else they would explain him.

[lifeis11]

Are you staring at my tits?

TOMMY'S staring at your tits.

Ahhhh

id be staring too, that bitch is hot! nuts, but hot

[Erased]

Did anyone watch lastnight's episode? I thought it was pretty damn funny. The whole "cock fart" thing had me nearly in tears I was laughing so hard, and Michael J. Fox is awesome on this show, I hope that he'll stick around for a bit. Also when Franco and Probie went into that bar that looked exactly like Probie's, that was hilarious as well.

[fuldstændigamok]

Tommy Gavin is the best character to ever appear on tv. That is all.

[toomey]

I have to say I have been very unimpressed so far this season. Both episodes have been fairly boring in my book.

I hope it turns around.

[Le Goat]

You douche's are slipping with your outward love of this Top-notch show.



MJF is hands-down a badass again. I got real sad watching his guest on The Daily show the week before Rescue Me popped up. I just hate watching him go down. THEN I saw him on that shit and I lol'd, which then made me stop getting pissed at jeebus and then Lol'd harder at the second episode when he said something about having a boner after dragging himself on the floor.


So far it's at least B+ writing/acting and that's still better than 98% of the other shit on TV.

in closing, imma marry me a god damn Sheila.

[Jericho]

It lasts for awhile....you know. The lack of sensation

[Le Goat]

I hope they keep him on longer than they keep their other big stars (Marissa Tomei comes to mind).

[Jericho]

MJF is instant fucking awesome

[Jericho]

I would definitely have some beers at WHITE

[Jericho]

You guys aren't talkin about cars, are ya?

[wacker]

I would definitely have some beers at WHITE

You're right, it would be all capital letters too.

[Le Goat]

I lol'd quite a bit this episode.

First off, I would fucking go to that kind of back doctor in a god damn heart beat.

Sheila continues to get hotter and hotter.

The French chick gives me wood.


Seeing Mikey step up was nice

[janois]

Ha. Sheilas doctor want to fuck Tommy.

[Jericho]

The Convo about Sean's limp dick had me rolling


When was the last time you bought your hand some nice flowers?

[janois]

OK, at the end of the episode, was Jimmy see through proving that Tommy still a little crazy or did I see it wrong? I rewound the Tivo over and over and that's what I ended up with.
Batshit crazy Sheila hotter than regular Sheila?

[Jericho]

Sheila's never been not batshit crazy

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OK, at the end of the episode, was Jimmy see through proving that Tommy still a little crazy or did I see it wrong? I rewound the Tivo over and over and that's what I ended up with.

I thought the same thing, and I cannot wait for next week's episode MJF is awesome even though he's only been on twice so far. *I think*

[Le Goat]

Finally got a chance to catch up after not having the net for a week...

I lol'd pretty hard. I think this ep showed a really, really good range of acting for Dennis. there are a few points where it truly looks like he's coming up with true emotion, hate, improv in his head. The end when he's screaming at the Psychic comes to mind

[Le Goat]

No one watched it?


God I really hope they keep MJF on. His character is in my top three now. MJF plays a great dick

[Jericho]

12 minutes? That's not bad for a walker

[fuldstændigamok]

Weak ep I thought. Not enough Sean, especially after the bomb they throwed on him.

[Erased]

I watched it lastnight...it was a good episode MJF is fucking hilarious. I'm glad he's doing something....

and WTFUCK!?

Garrity having cancer...I could of swore I read somewhere it was going to be Lou.

[Le Goat]

Weak ep I thought. Not enough Sean, especially after the bomb they throwed on him.

You're a fucking idiot (no shocker) if you think this ep was weak. MJF being a badass; Sheila Flipping out and showing nips and the whole Garrity Cancer thing.

[fuldstændigamok]

You're a fucking idiot (no shocker) if you think this ep was weak. MJF being a badass; Sheila Flipping out and showing nips and the whole Garrity Cancer thing.

Yeah, for a whole minute and a half.....
Sheila tends to get on my nerves, though the restaurant part was hilarious, but the last 5mn were meh at best.
Also, not enough Lou/tommy banters.
MJF is gold though, that's for sure.

[wacker]

Umm, don't you think they might have gotten over 9/11 by now? That storyline seems like it should have happened years ago.

[fuldstændigamok]

Umm, don't you think they might have gotten over 9/11 by now? That storyline seems like it should have happened years ago.

Yeah, on the other hand it has been clear that it will be the main storyline of this season since the start....

[wacker]

Yeah, on the other hand it has been clear that it will be the main storyline of this season since the start....

I know, its just bugging me that they are focusing on 9/11 now.

[Le Goat]

It's only focused on 9/11 cause of the French chick. It's not like all of a sudden Tommy and the guys wanted to dwell on it

[wacker]

I know but that's irrelevant. The writers still decided to talk about 9/11 now, not like the french chick showed up in real life.

[El Torpedo]

Because they never talked about it before..

[wacker]

I know, I'm just nitpicking something that has been bothering me.

[Le Goat]

God damn I love seeing Garrity get mad.

[Le Goat]

Mark my words, this episode will win an Emmy both for the show and Leary.

Very, very powerful Monologues

[janois]

The restaurant was great, Lou and Tommy fight was great. Am I the only one who doesn't like Mickey? He bores the shit outta me.

[Le Goat]

It was subtle, but leary watching the traffic go by outside the window of the restaurant and talking about things made me very emotional. I tend to pride myself on being able to interpret body movement (for truth and overall general emotion inside) so watching Leary nail down anger/pain mannerisms hurt. It was tough for me to watch.

[wacker]

God you are full of yourself.

[fuldstændigamok]

Another good ep and Genevieve nailed how the world is thinking about USA straight on the head. The difference of perspectives between you and the rest of the world, turning a tragedy into the end of the world as we know it. The pain all of us felt for you that day, the sympathy, the will to give back what you gave us throughout last century, and dumbfuck gov fucked it all up almost to the point of no return.
That, and soap.

[Jericho]

Who here hasn't had a shit Turducken?

That had me laughing so hard that I almost threw up

[wacker]

What the hell was with the ending? Crying daughter confused me.

[Le Goat]

Who here hasn't had a shit Turducken?

That had me laughing so hard that I almost threw up

IT'S CROWNING!

that had me rolling. I think cause it was off screen and you could see the other guys react.


I thought the episode was meh. It seems like when they leave the core group of actors element (fire house, homes, bar, etc...) and introduce random people it all appears forced. I laughed at a few parts but overall it was meh, seemed forced.


Next weeks seems great.

[El Torpedo]

It was good to see Teddy and Maggie again though, the guy jerking off right to Maggies face then her turning around unbothered was pretty lulzy

I don't like the whole Franco conspiracy thing, it doesnt seem to fit his character very well, but I really like Sean's cancer battle. His flip out and Tommy's "holy shit" were epic.

[janois]

Great episode. The beginning in the bar was damn near perfect television. Then the ending with him jumping into the fire to save the day again.

[Jericho]

So who all is invested in the bar? I'm unclear on that. It seems like they all have responsibilities there.

[Jericho]

Mark my words, this episode will win an Emmy both for the show and Leary.

Very, very powerful Monologues
I, uh. Can't fucking disagree with you even kind of a little after tonight's ep. That first half was some of the most captivating shit I've seen in a long fucking time. Will he win, though? No. Because they're retarded. Chiklis never won shit. The Wire never won shit. But I'm fully on board with it. It'll probably go to Sutherland or some Lost jerkoff

[Le Goat]

So who all is invested in the bar? I'm unclear on that. It seems like they all have responsibilities there.

Mikey threw down all his money for the bar and I think the guys are just helping out, but of course, taking their cut like they're investors. Mikey really did it all for them so I see him doing that.


also them showing tommy an sheila fucking RIGH AFTER a cliffhanger like that always gets on my nerves. It's like, why fucking tease if you're just going to give the answer 90 seconds later?

[Yammer]

Mikey threw down all his money for the bar and I think the guys are just helping out, but of course, taking their cut like they're investors. Mikey really did it all for them so I see him doing that.


also them showing tommy an sheila fucking RIGH AFTER a cliffhanger like that always gets on my nerves. It's like, why fucking tease if you're just going to give the answer 90 seconds later?
I didn't see the part of them fucking from the feed I had. We're talking about the episode where Tommy jumps through the fire to get Damian right?

[Le Goat]

The preview for tonight's ep. They showed Tommy and Sheila getting ready to fuck.

[janois]

Goat, explain your sig, I tried to find something but I couldn't and I have to ask.

And I just want sheila to go away.

[Jericho]

That sex talk in the car was spot on. Tommy said just about everything I was thinking

[Le Goat]

Goat, explain your sig, I tried to find something but I couldn't and I have to ask.

And I just want sheila to go away.
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posted her death pics in the gross thread a long ass time ago. lulz came yesterday in my message wall thingy.



back to the show, Yea the Car talk was good. I love how fucking sexy Sheila looked/talked. I was in a similar situation not long ago so I know how confused Tommy's cock feels. It's weird havin' the chick act like a dude.

[janois]

Just watched this weeks episode. I take back my wanting Sheila to go away. And why does black Sean still get a special guest star and the end of every ep.

[Jericho]

Holy shit!

Kenny's hot hooker is back!

That fucking bitch.

[wacker]

His hot hooker was the worst detective in the history of Law & Order.

[Le Goat]

I'm just now watching the new ep and god damn does this ep make me want to run out and get me a bottle of Gentleman Jack

[Le Goat]

If that was Garrity singin, dude's got some chops

[fuldstændigamok]

If that was Garrity singin, dude's got some chops

That was so out of the blue, it had me laughing so hard I had stomach ache. And the all ep was one of the funniest so far.

[Jericho]

hahahahaha...fuckin cockblocin probie

I've taught him too much...and now..I must destroy him

[Jericho]

If Kenny gets boned by this chick again, he's gonna fucking kill himself

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Yeah, no shit..I about died laughing when probie cockbloc'd Franco & Tommy that shit was hilarious. Jericho did you catch the part where Kenny & the hooker were having dinner and he's like "shit, i'm going to lose a bet.." I thought that was pretty damn funny as well because I knew he would cave.

[Jericho]

Yeah, no shit..I about died laughing when probie cockbloc'd Franco & Tommy that shit was hilarious. Jericho did you catch the part where Kenny & the hooker were having dinner and he's like "shit, i'm going to lose a bet.." I thought that was pretty damn funny as well because I knew he would cave.
Yeah, I caught that. He acts so tough, but he's a fucking teddy bear

[Jericho]

Why the fuck did Tommy take his whiskey and DVD to Garrity's hospital room to have a cry? That didn't make any sense to me

[Jericho]

Oh, and when Ken grabbed a fucking shovel and said "Probably more like an hour and a half"

I almost pissed myself

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Yeah, I caught that. He acts so tough, but he's a fucking teddy bear

Agreed.

Why the fuck did Tommy take his whiskey and DVD to Garrity's hospital room to have a cry? That didn't make any sense to me

Yeah, I didn't get that bit either. I thought it was quite pointless.

Oh, and when Ken grabbed a fucking shovel and said "Probably more like an hour and a half"

I almost pissed myself

Same here I laughed for a good 10 minutes after the fact.

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Also, what did you think of Garrity's song? I lol'd pretty hard.

[mcnastasty]

Also, what did you think of Garrity's song? I lol'd pretty hard.

i fast forwarded thru it. The shovel bit and Mikey's genius cock block were classics.

[Jericho]

i fast forwarded thru it. The shovel bit and Mikey's genius cock block were classics.
Fast forwarding any part of this show is a crime, sir.

[mcnastasty]

i sat thru the song bit last week and was bored with it, it didn't have anything to do with the storyline, just dumb humor

[wacker]

Why the fuck did Tommy take his whiskey and DVD to Garrity's hospital room to have a cry? That didn't make any sense to me

This show has lots of scenes like that. It can become a little infuriating.

[Yammer]

i fast forwarded thru it. The shovel bit and Mikey's genius cock block were classics.
The cock block was awesome. I was laughing my ass off the whole time and missed the rest of what the guys said and had to rewind it
Fast forwarding any part of this show is a crime, sir.
Very true... very true.

[El Torpedo]

I hope they squash the drug induced musical bits by next week, I don't like or want them in my Rescue Me, even if they can be slightly humourous. The best part of last weeks was Terence doing his little mock fairy dance, this weeks went on too long and just seemed unnecessary. Mikey`s cock block and Franco`s reaction was one of my favorite moments of the season hands down haha, that little shit eating grin he flashes the boys was amazing.

[mcnastasty]

see, i'm not alone, musical shit belongs on broadway, not on Rescue Me

[Le Goat]

Good ep. I lol'd quite a bit and got a rager when sheila man-handled Tommy on the bed. Flooppin tits ftw

[Le Goat]

Anyone else catch them mentioning Favre doing to the Jets? I lol'd at that being a year old at least.


Damn that hiatus

[wacker]

No episode last night?

[mcnastasty]

i watched it..wasn't the best episode. Tommy's starting to go crazy again.

[Le Goat]

It was a good ep. STFU

[Jericho]

I got my mom a treadmill for her birthday. Does that make her a carpet muncher, too?

I dunno. Does she shake hands like Hulk Hogan?

[Yammer]

I got my mom a treadmill for her birthday. Does that make her a carpet muncher, too?

I dunno. Does she shake hands like Hulk Hogan?
I nearly pissed myself when that line was said

[Jericho]

At the end of the eps it always says "Larenz Tate as Bart" Black Sean? Where the fuck is Bart coming from? Did I miss something?

[Yammer]

At the end of the eps it always says "Larenz Tate as Bart" Black Sean? Where the fuck is Bart coming from? Did I miss something?
Bart is his real name. When they were trying to get him to come to 62 truck, he asked that they call him Sean

[El Torpedo]

Great episode, great season. The shows way too positive for Rescue Me right now though, some dark shit is definitly coming and I feel like something bad is heading Damians way

[wacker]

Damien seems way to young when compared to the other guys. When Black Sean and Mike were probies (sp?) they looked 5 years older easy then what Damien looks like.

[El Torpedo]

"A shaved Russian."
"Sounds like a drink"

Tommy's blank stare trying to process Sheila's psycho bitch-out was amazing.

[Yammer]

Tonights episode was easily one of the 10 best of all time.

Sheila and Janet face-off was just great

[El Torpedo]

Cake?
No.
Scissors?

[FrozenBagel]

What's a Cunf??

[zero]

Cunf...what do you think she meant by that...?

Lol

[cowboy dan]

What do you guys think was in that box? Do you think it was just pot??