Funny IM Conversations

[mongo]

aj is a twat.

AJ says:
Stop being a dildo
AJ says:
YOU of all people should be sticking up for me. You've been banned countless times for nothing.
tim says:
but I DON"T CARE!
tim says:
i think it's fucking funny.
tim says:
i've found that if you just ignore shit and let it ride, you'll be un-banned in like half a day.
AJ says:
I would think it was fucking hilarious too, until I get banned for 10 DAYS for NOTHING
AJ says:
Well, I wasn't.... and it was your buddy nuke.
AJ says:
10 fucking days
AJ says:
TEN!!!!!
tim says:
hahaha, nuke, what a cut up he is.
tim says:
the new site drops tomorrow from what i've heard, so really it's just like 3 days.
AJ says:
It's the fucking point.
AJ says:
Power hungry *******, trying to flex their e-muscles like they fucking MATTER
tim says:
but you tell everybody not to take the netz seriously. heed your own advice
tim says:
if you really were just on gmf to fuck around, you wouldn't care so much.
tim says:
ease up dude, you look like a pathetic alderman.
AJ says:
Yeah, but where in the fuck am I supposed to fuck around when I'm banned?
tim says:
your parents bed?
AJ says:
It's too far away
tim says:
upstairs ain't that far.

[Bizz]

Aj is still gay. (http://forum.gorillamask.net/group.php?groupid=5)

[mongo]

i figured it was the perfect way to start the new IM thread. just remind everyone he's a whining cunt.

[Bizz]

You're just a power hungry ******!

[Jericho]

I'm not...I ban spammerz. That being said,don't fucking piss me off, either

[Bizz]

I'm not...I ban spammerz. That being said,don't fucking piss me off, either

Fuck you!

<3

[mongo]

rampage joel!

[STDSkillz]

Raaaaaage

[Claydon]

wow...just wow.

[Bizz]

wow...just wow.

Looks like you have some competition for GMF's biggest douche bag.

[Claydon]

Looks like you have some competition for GMF's biggest douche bag.

AJs douchebaggery is legendary and widely known in both the Mountain and Midwestern states.

[White.Rabbit]

hahahaha AJ just got pwn3d

[mongo]

that arizonaazn guy is a real faggot.

tim says:
i usually just google whatever i want followed by "blogspot.com" and get it.
tim says:
best.search.tip.ever.
Billy says:
I'll give it a shot
Billy says:
fail
tim says:
you fail
tim says:
learn how to google, faggot.
Billy says:
Mongo naked "blogspot.com" --> no results

[WET HOT MESS]

I thought Billy and EG were and item.

[mongo]

where and item?

WTF?

[WET HOT MESS]

an*

[Erased]

Someone from the board: Mister Slippery Fist
Me.: haha
Someone from the board: sounds like Goat's new name
Me: hahahaha

[Face]

callmeFace: I don't get it

[zaphrodesiac]

DENCH says:
OMFG CRYPTER DIDN'T KNOW THAT WASN'T MACHO MAN

[AJ]

AAAAHAHAHHAHA

[mongo]

this dench guy sounds like a penny pinching asshole.

[mongo]

MongoTap13 (11:29:23 PM): so far, all my ideas involve dicks
MongoTap13 (11:29:25 PM): gay?
Billy (11:30:25 PM): dicks are manly as fuck
MongoTap13 (11:30:31 PM): thank you
Billy (11:30:48 PM): I struggle to think of anything more manly than a thick veiny throbbing cock
MongoTap13 (11:31:01 PM): it is the essence of manly.
Billy (11:31:12 PM): exactly

what a faggot that billy is.

[mongo]

while talking about our days playing HS football.

chri$to (9:36:56 PM): I was like wes welker on offense, white guy in the slot that no one takes seriously until he's caught four or five balls
MongoTap13 (9:37:19 PM): i bet you still catch 4 or 5 balls a night.
MongoTap13 (9:37:23 PM): right on the chin!

[Bizz]

Funny IM Conversations

[Mustard]

This blows

[Bizz]

Tim blows.

[mongo]

Tim blows.

LIES!

http://i36.tinypic.com/5n0uiu.jpg

[Bizz]

I love you because you blow me.

Also, I think because of the first epic IM you posted, all others will be shit in comparison.

[The Dude]

Friend/coworker: so are you coming to my party on saturday night or what?
me: like i said, i'm going to try, but it's BC vs. ND on saturday night and that's kind of a big deal to me.
Friend/coworker: well, you could come over after if you want, i'm sure we'll still be up pretty late. you can bring friends as long as they're male and good looking
me: why would i be with a bunch of dudes at 11:30 on a saturday night?
Friend/coworker: just no slutty, half-naked skinny girls that will make me look bad in comparison...i try not to let that type into my house
me: wow, you really know my type
Friend/coworker: bastard

[mongo]

i think you forgot the funny part.

[Satan]

ranoveryourdong (10:21:42 PM): he looks fucking retarded
MongoTap13 (10:21:56 PM): i have no problem w/ people that look funny.
ranoveryourdong (10:22:07 PM): well, of course YOU don't

[Izayus]

Don't have it with me, but I had a great argument at 2am one night about the existence of "New Morocco" with a friend who was equally tired.

[mongo]

i miss aj.

AJ says:
Well, yeah, but really, I have no desire to ever go there again. I live 3 minutes from the best ski resort in America. I can go up on the hill and rip it up, or I can sit here and post on the shit show parade. I really have no reason to even log on anymore.
tim says:
you know you will again. it's just a matter of time
tim says:
:)
AJ says:
Maybe when summer comes. In May.
tim says:
last i checked, summer came in june.

[Mustard]

And Summer never comes when Banon is involved.

[mongo]

oh.fucking.snapz!

[oculus]

my "sister in law is always makeing off color comments to me"
when helping her fix computer

"********* (10:58:13 PM): i dont have the dick its askijng me to insert though
********* (10:58:15 PM): *disc"
sfdp****: (10:58:47): LMAO

[STDSkillz]

Oh man, she meant to say disc, but she said dick instead. The joke is on her! It makes her look like she's going to be on the receiving end of a penis! Jolly good!

[Bizz]

i miss aj.

AJ says:
Well, yeah, but really, I have no desire to ever go there again. I live 3 minutes from the best ski resort in America. I can go up on the hill and rip it up, or I can sit here and post on the shit show parade. I really have no reason to even log on anymore.
tim says:
you know you will again. it's just a matter of time
tim says:
:)
AJ says:
Maybe when summer comes. In May.
tim says:
last i checked, summer came in june.

http://bastardlogic.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/mission-accomplished.jpg

[Bizz]

Assuming AJ doesn't post again until May 5th, he'll still have 12.6 posts per day. He sure loves this shit show parade.

[Smuckers]

my "sister in law is always makeing off color comments to me"
when helping her fix computer

"********* (10:58:13 PM): i dont have the dick its askijng me to insert though
********* (10:58:15 PM): *disc"
sfdp****: (10:58:47): LMAO

thats hilarious.:)

[White.Rabbit]

my guy friend is trying to set me up with one of his friends.


shki says:
i said you seein anyone
shki says:
he said he stopped trying
- ; Tara ; - says:
ok...and then
i said try tara
- ; Tara ; - says:
oh god
shki says:
told him you easy
- ; Tara ; - says:
NO
shki says:
youll get some in no time
- ; Tara ; - says:
no way
- ; Tara ; - says:
you said that
shki says:
you want him to like you or not
- ; Tara ; - says:
!!!!
- ; Tara ; - says:
thats the worst thing ive ever heard
shki says:
...
shki says:
it seems to be working tho
shki says:
so sit your kimchi ass down
- ; Tara ; - says:
you`said that for real
shki says:
ye
- ; Tara ; - says:
i hate you

[UNC]

MrGr8shag : What did the french General say to the German Private?
MrGr8shag : ...
Fulds : I give up, What?
MrGr8shag : What do you mean what? You got it right.

[The GWD]

Nice.

[fuldstændigamok]

Oh, now I understand that rep...

[UNC]

lulz

[Satan]

ranoveryourdong (7:35:47 PM): I'm gonna call you
MongoTap13 (7:36:34 PM): I fucking dare you!

ranoveryourdong (7:37:26 PM): I totally would
ranoveryourdong (7:37:30 PM): except I can't see it
ranoveryourdong (7:37:34 PM): I'm kidding
MongoTap13 (7:39:14 PM): ***-***-****!

ranoveryourdong (7:40:09 PM): are you tempting me?
MongoTap13 (7:40:45 PM): Maybe!?

ranoveryourdong (7:41:18 PM): I'll make you hand her the phone
ranoveryourdong (7:41:25 PM): right after you rawdog her
ranoveryourdong (7:41:30 PM): so I can break the news
ranoveryourdong (7:41:34 PM): that she now has the herp
ranoveryourdong (7:41:39 PM): it'd be a laugh riot

[UNC]

Post the funny part

[Syndicate]

You're all fucked.

[09:36PM] Syndicate: so any weird shit happen since all the changes i made lastnight?
[09:36PM] GTSCH: I haven't heard anything
[09:36PM] GTSCH: nor seen any
[09:37PM] GTSCH: I'm still trying to figure out what happened in the first place
[09:37PM] GTSCH: it just don't make sense to me
[09:37PM] Syndicate: yeah same here
[09:38PM] Syndicate: i think my speedy/drunken resetting rep/putting goat on ignore while he was actively posting was what did everything
[09:39PM] GTSCH: I dunno
[09:40PM] Syndicate: dammnit... i broke my trillian
[09:40PM] Syndicate: hold up a sec
[09:40PM] GTSCH: things seem back to normal
[09:40PM] Syndicate: i break everything
[09:40PM] GTSCH: haha
[09:40PM] GTSCH: beers do that
[09:42PM] Syndicate: dammnit
[09:42PM] Syndicate: this is stupid
[09:42PM] GTSCH: what?
[09:42PM] GTSCH: trillion?
[09:42PM] Syndicate: my message tray is to the side
[09:42PM] Syndicate: seriously i break everything when i drink jager
[09:43PM] GTSCH: hahaha
[09:43PM] Syndicate: HA.. got it
[09:43PM] Syndicate: i'm on a roll.. i should go update GMF again
[09:43PM] GTSCH: hahaha

[Le Goat]

Serves you right dumbass

[Satan]

Hmmm, Rich...I guess we'll just have to go back to banning him.

[Syndicate]

Hmmm, Rich...I guess we'll just have to go back to banning him.

Fuck that.. That's Gary's job. Let the Hobbit handle it.

[Le Goat]

haha the admin's cant take criticism.



sooooooooooooooooooo cute

[Claydon]

Hmmm, Rich...I guess we'll just have to go back to banning him.

yes

[mongo]

sirclay420 (4:40:11 PM):[Offline IM sent 1h and 42m ago] what the fuck?!
MongoTap13 (6:22:18 PM): huh?
sirclay420 (6:22:30 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5iCkYKLleE&feature=related
sirclay420 (6:22:34 PM): you will understand
sirclay420 (6:22:44 PM): got chris's aim?
MongoTap13 (6:22:59 PM): yup
sirclay420 (6:23:11 PM): what is it?
MongoTap13 (6:23:09 PM): nope
MongoTap13 (6:23:11 PM): sorry
sirclay420 (6:23:21 PM): shit
sirclay420 (6:23:23 PM): who else you got
MongoTap13 (6:23:21 PM): i've been told to never give it out again
sirclay420 (6:23:29 PM): oh
sirclay420 (6:23:34 PM): shit...give him mine...
MongoTap13 (6:23:32 PM): most people msn, not aim
MongoTap13 (6:23:36 PM): ok
MongoTap13 (6:23:41 PM): he's not on right now though
MongoTap13 (6:23:47 PM): i think he's posting from his phone
sirclay420 (6:24:03 PM): cool...mostly as a contact because i want to know if they set up something else
MongoTap13 (6:24:12 PM): already being done
sirclay420 (6:24:21 PM): dude it was a fucking riot on there, literally. dozens of shit threads, it was mass chaos
sirclay420 (6:24:22 PM): oh?
sirclay420 (6:24:28 PM): so do you know what the story is?
MongoTap13 (6:25:05 PM): chris, rich, red, and myself (the only 4 that code worth a damn) are getting something going
MongoTap13 (6:25:11 PM): not a clue
MongoTap13 (6:25:28 PM): my guess is somebody offered rp $ for the forum
sirclay420 (6:25:42 PM): well i got pax and hannible on the line. we all 3 agree that we want to contribute ie money if needed
MongoTap13 (6:25:54 PM): nah, that's the easy part.
MongoTap13 (6:26:18 PM): and through the grape vine, we can probably reach about 95% of gmf when new shit gets going
sirclay420 (6:26:40 PM): well
sirclay420 (6:26:46 PM): every forum needs a punching bag!
sirclay420 (6:26:51 PM): and that be me!!
sirclay420 (6:27:33 PM): msn huh?
MongoTap13 (6:27:54 PM): nuke, zaph, spanky, aj, bizz, billy, jericho, etc... all msn. aim is gay
sirclay420 (6:28:07 PM): yah...i know i rarely im
sirclay420 (6:28:23 PM): so..... thank god i kept that window open for your bsg links.
sirclay420 (6:28:34 PM): i was able to copy and paste seasons 1 and 2
MongoTap13 (6:28:34 PM): nice
sirclay420 went away at 6:29:02 PM.
sirclay420 (6:29:16 PM): fuck you systems admin
sirclay420 (6:31:19 PM): getting msn nw
sirclay420 (6:31:20 PM): now

[Jericho]

haha, mongo cybers with Claydon!

[Claydon]

sweet

[Claydon]

haha, mongo cybers with Claydon!

i keep telling you he is gay

[Satan]

MongoTap13 (9:36:31 PM): fuck it. i'm gonna go try and pick up some pussy. laters.
ranoveryourdong (9:36:42 PM): you'll be back in half an hour
MongoTap13 (10:26:52 PM): Homo

[NOTKyle]

I should neg you.

[Satan]

I was only off by 20 minutes!

:(

[Le Goat]

MongoTap13 (9:36:31 PM): fuck it. i'm gonna go try and pick up some pussy. laters.
ranoveryourdong (9:36:42 PM): you'll be back in half an hour
MongoTap13 (10:26:52 PM): Homo

sounds lie my normal convo

[mongo]

I'm on my phone, fag.

[Le Goat]

lies

[Satan]

which means you're still here and not all up in some chick's ass.

[mongo]

Meh, it's snowing here and the bar is deeeeeeeeed!

[Satan]

You fail.

[mongo]

i just signed on to msn for the first time in like 4 days. nice to know aj hasn't changed.

AJ sent 3/26/2009 2:38 AM:
Did you suck any cock on your way through the parking lot today?

[Face]

msn is for fags

I'm not surprised both of you use it

[Bizz]

That's my AJ.

[Limp]

Playing an online game that has chat.

Some guy complains the game isn't working...
Me: Works for me, maybe you should stop sucking
Him: but ur mom loves it.
Me: you're sucking my mom?
Him: yea
Me: You're doing it wrong...
Him: she has a penis
Me: You suck penis? Good to know
Him: Only your moms
Me: Yeah... that makes it better
RandomGuy: lulz @ noodle


E-PWNT LIVES HERE BITCHES!

[Datači]

ur mom has a peen lols

[6655321]

you mom has a dick?

[Limp]

yes and apparently she enjoys a man to use his mouth on it.

[Gary_Busey]

Playing an online game that has chat.

Some guy complains the game isn't working...
Me: Works for me, maybe you should stop sucking
Him: but ur mom loves it.
Me: you're sucking my mom?
Him: yea
Me: You're doing it wrong...
Him: she has a penis
Me: You suck penis? Good to know
Him: Only your moms
Me: Yeah... that makes it better
RandomGuy: lulz @ noodle


E-PWNT LIVES HERE BITCHES!
When I was younger, I used to go into the Yahoo dominoes rooms and talk sooo much shit just to see how people react. It was quite entertaining.

[UNC]

Limp > 12 year olds

[Limp]

He was AT LEAST 13... hell he could have been one of your girlfriends older brothers...

[6655321]

limp pwns n00bz!

[BIG PIZZLE]

This gave me a boner. I thought I'd share.

HER: that's a serius question
1:16 PM
you knwo what else i like? i like putting my hands on your chest
ME: k
HER: I dont know why I have a thing with hairy chests
1:17 PM
ME: i like when your face is all over my balls
HER: i know
1:18 PM
this is getting a little intense
ME: alright
HER: did you like cumming on my stomach? I liked that
ME: it's ok
HER: that was awaesome!
ME: k
HER: i like it
1:19 PM
ME: i'll do it again... i dont understand how you can like it on your stomach and not on your face
HER: cum??? on my face?????? gross it gets all over the place?!
1:10 PM
ME: well yeah it also does when i go on your stomach
1:11 PM
HER: you know what we havent done in a while? When you bend me over all the way down on your bed and we do it doggy
ME: we can do that but if we're gonna do doggie i'd rather do it on the floor
HER: k

[Erased]

My friends are retarded...

Friend: did u hear abt Michael Jackson
erased523: Of course I did...
Friend: no one in my family believed me
Friend: :-p
erased523: lol
Friend: they looked it up and yep
Friend: a friend of mine texted me
Friend: i had just gotten out of the pool when she texted me
erased523: Yeah
erased523: Wasn't a fan of him/or his music..yeah its sad, but im not gonna lose any sleep over it
Friend: My sister was shocked lol, shes like man i guess his tour will be cancelled AGAIN --
her work helps with the sound i guess
Friend: lol
Friend: she didnt believe me
erased523: Well yeah..i'd assume it'd be cancelled on the account of him being dead and all...

[Kerjack]

This gave me a boner. I thought I'd share.

I may be a virgin and all but I do know scheduling/planning out sexual encounters is a sad sad thing.

[Face]

people still IM?

[mongo]

friend: so i've heard that anal is a lot like spinach. if you're forced to have it as a kid, you'll probably hate it as an adult.

i lol'd.

[devu302]

really funny...........hahaha

[jemeske]

I want to marry you and have your babies.

[Mustard]

That was a quality bump.