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WET HOT MESS
11-23-2008, 12:00 AM
Panda bites student who just wanted a hug

Student shocked when fuzzy creature rejects his advances at Chinese zoo


BEIJING - A college student in southern China just needed a hug, but he probably shouldn't have picked a panda for his warm and fuzzy moment.Instead of a hug, the panda bit the student after he broke into the animal's zoo enclosure.
A park employee said the student was visiting the zoo with classmates when he jumped the 6.5-foot-high fence around the panda's habitat.


The park was virtually deserted at the time.The employee said the student was bitten in the arms and legs by the panda, named Yang Yang. Two foreign visitors who saw the attack ran to get help.
The official Xinhua News Agency reports the hospitalized student later said the panda was so cute and cuddly he never expected to be bitten.




I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Dumb people, while they can really piss me off, do some funny stupid shit.

Blue
11-23-2008, 12:01 AM
I have a feeling that's what would happen if you try to hug Jericho.

WET HOT MESS
11-23-2008, 12:02 AM
Only if dudes try to hug him. Wait, isn't there a picture of him hugging another dude somewhere?

Jericho
11-23-2008, 12:03 AM
I have a feeling that's what would happen if you try to hug Jericho.
I'm cute and cuddly in both hug and non hug situations, asshole

Jericho
11-23-2008, 12:04 AM
Only if dudes try to hug him. Wait, isn't there a picture of him hugging another dude somewhere?
See!!

I've got love to go round

Blue
11-23-2008, 12:05 AM
Wanna hug?

Jericho
11-23-2008, 12:08 AM
Absolutely. Take a shower first, though

WET HOT MESS
11-23-2008, 12:10 AM
*rape hug*

Blue
11-23-2008, 12:11 AM
yay

El Torpedo
11-23-2008, 09:10 AM
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Smuckers
11-23-2008, 09:12 AM
The official Xinhua News Agency reports the hospitalized student later said the panda was so cute and cuddly he never expected to be bitten.


"cute and cuddly", never expected to be bitten ....FUNNY shit.

Morfin
11-23-2008, 10:23 AM
[quote]BEIJING -
The official Xinhua News Agency reports the hospitalized student later said the panda was so cute and cuddly he never expected to be bitten.
God, I love it when non-Americans show they can be just as stupid as we are.

Jatoza
11-23-2008, 10:45 AM
Here's a tip: don't hug bears. They don't play that shit.

Smuckers
11-23-2008, 11:15 AM
Here's a tip: don't hug bears. They don't play that shit.

lol yeah.

Don Scrappy
11-23-2008, 12:30 PM
so much for Asians being smart