What Did You Do Today?

[bdjlo09]

I did Fuck-All

[Will-Kill]

Went to Work, got laid off.....Fuck.

[Fornicator]

Gym - Work - Dinner - Drinks

[Deadhead Derek]

Finished rebuilding this antique desk.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/dhderek/newshop024.jpghttp://forum.gorillamask.net/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/dhderek/newshop024.jpg%5B/IMG%5D

[Face]

pretty

[Deadhead Derek]

it was missing a bunch of the carved bits, knobs and stuff. it was cool.The guy that owns it was pretty psyched.

[Face]

got a before pic?

[Deadhead Derek]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/dhderek/newshop134.jpg

[Deadhead Derek]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/dhderek/newshop139.jpg

[Face]

nice work, I love old desks

[Deadhead Derek]

thanks, bro.

[Mustard]

Derek, the furniture ressurector!

The plastic surgeon of the high desert, er, but for wood! Wait, that doesn't seem very flattering...

[medlar]

I wasted two hours of my after school leisure time to tutor basic algebra to the stupidest little prick from grade nine. We can't even get to basic maths yet. I want to beat him upside with the text book, put a pencil through his hand, I hear myself almost yelling at him for being so fuckingretardly stupid, knock him out, kicking his lifeless body while reciting quadratic equations and logarithms.

[chad213]

I wasted my day trying to teach a bunch of 8th graders some literature and then saw one of my football players break his arm.

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l184/chadwaters213/Dayton.jpg

[medlar]

Ah shit. Brutal. He'll be lucky if he gets any normal use out of that arm again let alone sports. Worst thing to happen.

[Face]

ow

[CTricksterGirl]

Did the normal work day, except set up HR training for tomorrow and am getting my boss fired by his boss because he is an incompetent prick, took my dog to the animal hospital because he was very sick, worried for 2 hours, brought him home, ate dinner, and now I am watching Aliens, being pissed about how I have to get up to go teach insubordinate ass clowns how to do their jobs...

[6655321]

sunday

went to show, got drunk, came home, passed out.

monday

chilled out, got drunk, passed out.

tuesday

"worked", came home. got drunk, gonna pass out.

[Deadhead Derek]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/dhderek/IMG_2103-1.jpg%5B/IMG%5Dworked on this dresser.... mahogany, some handcarving..
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/dhderek/IMG_2103-1.jpg
anyone need any furniture? I'm taking orders....
http://forum.gorillamask.net/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/dhderek/IMG_2103-1.jpg%5B/IMG%5D

[Face]

sexy

[Deadhead Derek]

Yeah, I know, but what about the dresser?

[Face]

its okay, I guess

[BIG PIZZLE]

Woke up in my friend's apartment, tried to figure out how the fuck I got there, smoked weed. Went to Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. Ate A LOT. Came home, took a shower smoked weed and went to my other friend's house, smoked weed, watched "Jumper" came home. Payed my rent. Bought doughnuts and now I'm watching Mclachlan Group.

[Will-Kill]

Woke up, went to class, went to bros friends house....wanted to watch Pavilk/Hopkins fight but could'nt so watch UFC fight....bit boring, went home, watched Step Brothers and now here.

[merlin13]

Yesterday actually since its only 9Am here, Bunch of us went out to the hunting club hoping the rain would finally pass. It didn't and we ended up at my place where we commenced to cause Samuel Adams increase production just to keep up.

[Will-Kill]

Woke up, ate Pancakes, went to nieces car wash fundrasier, went to brothers studio apartment, ate at P.F. Changs, now at home....feeling sleepy.

[medlar]

went to the keg was my uncle's birthday, had sirloin and creoled scallops just got home got a guiness )some_too and the hottest waitress.

[Face]

I did sweet fuck all today

[Hodge]

Woke up hungover at 8, drank a beer, drank another one, went for lunch with my friends where I drank a caesar, publicly drank beer all over Vancouver, went to the horsetracks where I didn't bet but drank many beer (5-6) and did shots of Jager out one of many backpacks we brought in, caught the bus to a pub where I had dinner and drank 2 more beer, went to another pub and drank a fuckload more, went skinny dipping in Kitsilano pool which was cold as hell, went home.
That was yesterday but technically it ended today.
Today I woke up and drove back to Kelowna with some friends.

[Face]

I did sweet fuck all today
actually that's a lie, I got up early and cleaned my cat's litter because the smell was overwhelming, then I went back to bed... since I woke up, I've alternated between working on a model and playing Star Wars TFU

[STDSkillz]

Studied all day for my bullshit finance exam and/or wrote my midterm paper for my capstone class. I lost the book for my finance course, so that made it really easy to study, and I've forgotten how to write like someone who isn't a retard, so that made writing the paper really easy. Fuck.

[Hodge]

Went to Work, got laid off.....Fuck.
Ha! That's what I did on Friday.

[Clyde]

Got to talk to Art Spiegelman (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=5395) for a minute or two at a stop on his book tour. Heckuva personality, to say the least.

[Blitz]

Went into work really early today so I could get a head start on my project because I've fallen behind a little bit. Went to do some grocery shopping, but found out that my debit card had been compromised, therefore the bank froze it and it looks like a good chunk of change is missing. FUCK! Hopefully I will get this straightened out tomorrow morning. Came home and ate lots and lots of pasta. Wayyyyyy too many carbs but oh so tasty.

[Deadhead Derek]

looked into moving to the Caymans

[Will-Kill]

Woke up and went to a job interview, went home, ate chicken taquitos and rice, and enjoying the night.

[6655321]

yesterday

dicked around at work for a while. came home, got wasted, ate some dinner, drank some more and then passed out. typical day.

[mirt]

i've been staring at my computer at work since 9 am this morning. also i have gone through half a bottle of purell hand sanitizer, although i wouldn't mind getting every stupid ass student that walks in here sick

[Smashing]

Woke up late, played a little COD4, fixed our gas stove, fixed the leaking tub handles,installed 2 ceiling lights all while finding a little time for the interwebz and entertaining my in-laws.

[Hodge]

Woke up, showered, ate. Now I'm procrastinating and snacking constantly. Fuck I need a job, right meow!

[Blitz]

Woke up at 5am, went into work for 6:30 and got a shitload accomplished. Looks like tomorrow will be an early day. Yay!

Went to do some grocery shopping, but found out that my debit card had been compromised, therefore the bank froze it and it looks like a good chunk of change is missing. FUCK! Hopefully I will get this straightened out tomorrow morning.

Went to the bank to straighten out my debit card issue and some bastard withdrew $480 from my account. The bank is investigating it and hopefully will be able to trace where my card was copied.

[Claibo]

Sat here all day... at work on this site... typical

[ridler2013]

Work! Work! Work! All day all I do is work... Sit and face the damn computer! :(

[hatepoppy]

i ate 3 infants. one for each meal.
and a stem cell sundae for dessert.

[merlin13]

Went to work early, and worked like a dog. Got no thanks for my effort. Came home and started to drink myself into oblivion. Thank God I only work a half a day on Friday. Also, I'm glad its payday.

[Deadhead Derek]

got to have seven stitches in my finger after burying a 1" freshly sharpened chisel in it. yay!

[Face]

I worked a 16 hour day

on about 3 hours of sleep

I RULE!

[dick_darlington]

woke up, went to work, got drunk at a bar w/friends, ate some crab rangoon and here i am!!

[Will-Kill]

Woke up, ''worked'', school, now going to sisters house, maybe watch fight?

[Face]

I just got off work... it is now 630am... I started at 7 last night

awwww yeah

[6655321]

yesterday

i worked til 9pm, then went and picked up party favors and hung out with some good friends i haven't seen for a few weeks, we drank up some jager smoked some herbs and built a bonfire. ordered a pizza round 1am and reupped the beer situation. i snorted a line, drank a few brews and then drunk drove home 18 miles at 3am. when i got home i popped an ambien, my vision got screwy and i fucked my chick and passed out. all in all, i had a great day.

[hooshies]

so far today, I woke up at 11 and had breakfast. then watched some tv and ate some cake.

now i'm watching football and eating some leftover mexican food...i love sundays

[RedBEARD]

Woke up around 9:30 AM, made breakfast, played HALO, little Gears, then made lunch. Showered, sent the girlfriend home, ironed my clothes for the week, and now I'm here. Lovely day.

[RedBEARD]

Who won?

[RedBEARD]

Carl Edwards...Yeah, I'd never go to a race ever again - way too fucking long and the racing is way too fucking dull these days.

[medlar]

Went to work..got to handle the mighty leaf blower. Vibrant colours and a ton of leaves. Got my cheque, deposited it. Went to look at back shocks for my biked, had a cry over the prices.

[Blitz]

Went out for lunch with my mom and then went shopping. Picked up a couple pairs of jeans and some really cute boy shorts.

[6655321]

yesterday

i didn't do shit, i enjoyed my off day. got a little bit of painting finished and got my hair cut. i also ate some tacos.

[redsox39]

hid in the cubicle. Cried.

[Face]

I went to bed around 430... got called to work at 730... I was still half asleep when I agreed to do it and didn't realize I'd only had 3 hours of sleep... fortunately it was only a short run, but regardless, I'm somewhat tired...

I should go back to bed

[420monk]

Just took my lunch hour to get some new ink.

[Candycane]

I went to the grocery store and made the pastry man (bakery assistant) hard when I asked him if he had self rising dough. True story.

[medlar]

I vomited for the third time this morning. But I'm feeling better.

[Smuckers]

Well...still getting over two days ago when my dog was near death with congestive heart failure.

Today, I woke up, went running, make lunch and basically been putting off homework and goofing around on the computer all day.

tonight i plan to carve a pumpkin.

[redsox39]

I voted for the third time this morning. But I'm feeling better.


Damn ACORN people...

[Smuckers]

I just ate a reeses, now off to the vet for my dog.

[Jackcraver]

Worked, Joined GMF, Went to Lunch, Posted, about to get out of work get hammered and smoke lots of reefer

[Smuckers]

Just got done carving a pumpkin and had dinner.

[merlin13]

Woke up 27 minutes before the alarm clock went off. I have today off, so much for sleeping in.

[Smuckers]

Woke up, went on a jog (it's chilly out in the morning), sat on the porch pondering Halloween and the year so far, came in and had an ice cream cone, and came on here....still putting off my schoolwork.

[Limp]

That's what you did today?

[Philips25]

Well last night I went to a black tie preview screening of Quantum of Solace (tis v. good) last night in aid of the NICU charity at the hospital where my dad works... goostimes were had!

Meeting up a girl that I like tomorrow night (shes coming round and I;m cooking hopefully!)

[merlin13]

Went hunting and killed three .... hours. Too warm and too many mosquitoes. Came home and washed the truck, car, and both 4 wheelers. Drank 7 beers fixin' to start #8.

[NOTKyle]

OMG I thought you were gonna say deer but you said hours!

You're quit a word wizard merlin13.

[Greg678]

Woke up, took two trains to work, logged online, saw a trailer for this new reality show called "Shadow Force" that is airing next week on the history channel. Looks real good, about mercenaries hired to stop pirates off the coast of Liberia, Africa. Crazy....Joined GMF and ate 2 tacos for lunch...

[Face]

SLICKSTER, BAN!!!

[Hodge]

Nonsense. Alderman Greg Gerratana doesn't post here anymore.

[Face]

you mean Alderman Gregory J Gerratana of New Britain Connecticut?

[Hodge]

you mean Alderman Gregory J Gerratana of New Britain Connecticut?
Yes I did, just to make sure though, can you say it again?
Alderman Gregory J Gerratana of New Britain Connecticut?
Why yes that's it. The name Alderman Gregory J Gerratana just floats off of the tongue.

[Face]

meh, its run its course

[6655321]

yesterday

popped lots of pills, drank copious amounts of liquor with some friends, went to some lame ass party that only had 3 hot chicks, got drunker at said lame party, looked for some coke before eventually going to the titty bar to get some boobs in my face. now i have a terrible hangover. i love halloween.

[merlin13]

Replaced a service panel and meter base in an old house. The old wiring was a nightmare. Now I have to wait on the inspector to pass it before the electric co-op will move th meter. What a pain in the ass!!!

[Deadhead Derek]

worked on course details for my new venture of a traditional woodworking school

and the working title is the 'School of Hard Knots'

[Face]

how much for lessons?

[Deadhead Derek]

for you, free.

[mongo]

and for me?

i'm only a few hours away!

[Deadhead Derek]

ugh, i never realized you were on the left coast...... a sad fucking day.....

[mongo]

seattle *****!

[UNC]

I worked til 2,,,then watched football til 715, then cooked porkchops for me and the kids, then fell asleep around halftime of the boring ass pats/colts game. Downloading mallrats and shit now.

[mongo]

i woke up at 10, jerked off, watched a little football (go titans!), drove to a chicks house, got a little tipsy, fucked her and didn't blow my wad, left, started posting on gmf about 30 minutes ago.

[UNC]

She refuse to stick her finger up your ass or something?

[mongo]

*fingers.

[Smuckers]

Pretty much woke up early, went on the bike, came online, watched the news, read a story, had subway samwich, mom took me out for smoothie, went to my friends house, came back, came on here, trying to sleep but too awake for the election....

[UNC]

hQQODMZE3so

[Limp]

I realized how awesome UNC was....

[Limp]

... for the 47th time.

[chad213]

Wasting my morning on here and getting ready to play some Fallout 3.

[Pake Boy]

Going to go and do my civic duty and NOT vote for the "island boy". I swear, a majority of the people here are going to vote for a particular "African American" because he spent his childhood here and for nothing else.

Is this what voting has boiled down to? Voting for whomever is more popular or who you feel you have an "obligation" to vote for?

I can read the writing on the wall......and tomorrow will be a sad, sad day for America.

[merlin13]

Went to work, Got off early so we could vote, voted, came home, and started ground-poundin' the Killian's. All I know is that they better increase production.

[Cryp]

I went to school, then I played table tennis at a club, and then I went on the internet for 5 hours.

[Blitz]

Woke up late, rushed my ass off to work. Went to a meeting, in the afternoon, and found out I have some busy work weeks ahead of me. Came home and made a pizza. It was delicious.

[Hodge]

Bailed on my first day at work. Took a shower. Babysat the puppy. Watching TV and doing resumes.

[White.Rabbit]

scratched my ass and posted on here. what else!?

[Smuckers]

Slept in bed all day, didn't wake up until 3:00...then came online and waiting for mom to come home with groceries :)

[White.Rabbit]

someone ban this dupe

[Archangel]

Try and use Kierkegaard's Fear and Trembling as a key to understanding the systemic beginnings of Humanism.

Not sure if it's gonna work, but the thoughts are going into some interesting directions.

[merlin13]

Same shit different day. God, I need a vacation.

[Le Goat]

Ok so last week I bought this bad boy (http://www.telescopes.com/telescopes/reflecting-telescopes/celestronpowerseeker127eqtelescope.cfm) cause I decided that I needed something relaxing to do to take me away from the world. I received it earlier today and ever since the sun's been down I've been raping the sky like claydon in an orphanage. My first planet to see so clearly was Jupiter and it's clouds. So gorgeous. My first galaxy was NOT Andromeda believe it or not, it was M33 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messier_33) and my god its beautiful. Even under moderate conditions/power (I'm moving by hand and in between two major cities). So all in all, i'm happy. Shame I need a new Laptop so I dont have to run inside to see what i'm viewing on my Starry Night.

[Deadhead Derek]

Built this bicycle themed shelf for an office. http://forum.gorillamask.net/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/dhderek/IMG_2273.jpg%5B/IMG%5D
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c278/dhderek/IMG_2273.jpg



now taking orders for themed furniture....

[Face]

build me an Enterprise shaped wall unit

[Smuckers]

Since I last posted in this thread, I stubbed my toe on a chair which hurt...I also went for a walk with my friend and he told me he hates his family lol. I also had dinner and ice cream in a waffle cup that my mom made me. Then I texted on the phone with someone here from GMF. I took a shower, and my GUY friend invited me to a slumber party with other guys (he's 17) and I'm just a little creeped out by that. My other friend called me pissed off at his girlfriend and vented to me..I also did homework. Right now, I am watching sports on TV and being bored online. And since I woke up at 3:00 and it's now 1:29 AM, I am not tired and will likely have nothing to do all night. Grr.

[Face]

I hope your toe gets infected and you die of toxic shock

[Deadhead Derek]

build me an Enterprise shaped wall unithow large a wall area do I have to work with?

[Archangel]

Since I last posted in this thread, I stubbed my toe on a chair which hurt...I also went for a walk with my friend and he told me he hates his family lol. I also had dinner and ice cream in a waffle cup that my mom made me. Then I texted on the phone with someone here from GMF. I took a shower, and my GUY friend invited me to a slumber party with other guys (he's 17) and I'm just a little creeped out by that. My other friend called me pissed off at his girlfriend and vented to me..I also did homework. Right now, I am watching sports on TV and being bored online. And since I woke up at 3:00 and it's now 1:29 AM, I am not tired and will likely have nothing to do all night. Grr.
So all of your friends are fellow retards, then?

[comicfan]

Wrote my licencing exam yesterday so I am taking the day off to sit around and watch DVDs. Any suggestions of any good new movies to watch that are out on DVD?

[GhettoSuave]

Just got done with political science class.... now I'll I'll probably waste the day with xbox, television, a nap at some time.... then beer. Lots of it.

[TylerDurden]

now: developing a piece of software to consume a web service that will allow me access to my company's sql database with which i will obtain reports for use with an automated e-mail system i created.

later: fart, drop a deuce, browse porn, take a nap... in that order.

[Le Goat]

Mmm deuce

[TylerDurden]

Mmm deuce

yeah, i've been stewin' for a while now. plus i <3 that activia yogurt shit... tastes great, but it cleans ya' out. i'm fairly certain i've peed out of my butt far too many times since i've started my daily consumption of that stuff.

[merlin13]

Went to work, which incidentally is PAYDAY, and looked extremely busy. Perception is 90% of the game fellas.

[Face]

how large a wall area do I have to work with?
what do I look like, a measuring tape?

[Claibo]

Worked, smoked, XBOX, Jack & Coke, browse DVR, sleep... order of operation YTBD

[Okie Medicvet]

waited forfuckingever at the doctor's office.

had a southern chicken sandwich and hot deliciously greasy fries from mickey d's.

smiled because I remembered that if nothing else, I have a reason to be happy because Obama has been elected. :)

[Deadhead Derek]

what do I look like, a measuring tape?more like a yahhd stick than a measuring tape...also, NCC-1701, 1701a, 1701b....

[Blitz]

Worked, came home and went out for dinner with friends. I just got in and dipped into my bag of sunshine.

Feeling gooooooooooood.

[Face]

more like a yahhd stick than a measuring tape...also, NCC-1701, 1701a, 1701b....
all of em!

[Blitz]

I went to an outlet mall today and picked up some nice threads. After shopping, I enjoyed a delicious, footlong hot dog. Thick, juicy goodness.

[hatepoppy]

workin for the man every night and day

[merlin13]

Had friends stop by for the weekend that we haven't seen in years. Mainly just hung around the house trying to cacht up with all the goings - on. A pretty good viist though.

[Face]

sweet fuck all, and it was glorious

[UNC]

I woke up when the sun was warm...got some mcdonalds breakfast for me and the kids and am preparing for a long day of football.

[merlin13]

Got conned into going to church, went, was told I needed to be ready for the Rapture TODAY, blew it off, got back to the house, and commenced football Sunday drinking.

[postalcop]

I went to church this morning. I've been working on my van trying to figure out why it's running rough. I just watched the Dolphins beat the Seahawks.

[Kerjack]

Getting snow tires on and putting things away for winter.

[White.Rabbit]

woke up with half my clothes from the night before still on, ate breakfast, washed up and drank while watching some movie. smoked a couple of joints and drank more and somehow madeit home. now I'm eating ramen mmmmmmm

[GhettoSuave]

Woke up at 9 with a horrible headache, killed it with Excedrin Migraine and water, fell back to sleep. Woke up at 12 for football.... Sat around watching football from then on.

[Smuckers]

Went to my friend, Matt's, house for like 5 hours...came home and went for a jog...read a story...fell asleep for an hour or two...went to Yankees Candles to get a gift..came home and slept again and then came on the computer

[riseabove!]

Went to my friend, Matt's, house for like 5 hours...came home and went for a jog...read a story...fell asleep for an hour or two...went to Yankees Candles to get a gift..came home and slept again and then came on the computer

didn't clean it up did you

[White Rhino]

drank beer and watched football. what else is there to do on a Sunday in the fall?

[Pax Britannia]

Well I was tasked with blowing up a Columbian war lords drug lab which i managed to do by swimming up the canal and covertly attaching C4 to the refinement tanks. I then got into my tuxedo and went to the local hotel to avoid suspicion and detonated the bombs. As everyone ran out I returned to my room to find a hot hooker waiting in a bath robe. As I looked into her eyes i noticed an assassin enter the room with a knife so i spun the whore around and shielded myself with her body. I then kicked the would be assassin into the bath but he pulled a gun. I realised he had the drop on me so i quickly knocked an electric heater into the bath electrocuting him.

As I left I straightened my tie and quipped "Positively shocking"

[Smuckers]

didn't clean it up did you

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/beer2.gif

[merlin13]

Well I was tasked with blowing up a Columbian war lords drug lab which i managed to do by swimming up the canal and covertly attaching C4 to the refinement tanks. I then got into my tuxedo and went to the local hotel to avoid suspicion and detonated the bombs. As everyone ran out I returned to my room to find a hot hooker waiting in a bath robe. As I looked into her eyes i noticed an assassin enter the room with a knife so i spun the whore around and shielded myself with her body. I then kicked the would be assassin into the bath but he pulled a gun. I realised he had the drop on me so i quickly knocked an electric heater into the bath electrocuting him.

As I left I straightened my tie and quipped "Positively shocking"
That sounds more like a video game so I deem it bullshit, which has no redeeemng qualities her.

[Pax Britannia]

That sounds more like a video game so I deem it bullshit, which has no redeeemng qualities her.

Someone hasnt seen Goldfinger.

[Claydon]

Someone hasnt seen Goldfinger.


No Mr. Bond...I expect you to die!

[Pax Britannia]

Seriously though that stories nothing. Did you know Die Hard 2 is loosely based on the last time I visited an airport to pick up relatives?

How many times can a guy be in the wrong place at the wrong time huh? 4 at the moment. Possibly more.

[Claydon]

Seriously though that stories nothing. Did you know Die Hard 2 is loosely based on the last time I visited an airport to pick up relatives?

How many times can a guy be in the wrong place at the wrong time huh? 4 at the moment. Possibly more.


Like McCain in 00 and 08?!

[merlin13]

I've seen Goldfinger and still deem it bullshit.

[cleetus]

I made some chisels

[Claydon]

I've seen Goldfinger and still deem it bullshit.


You sir are a fucking idiot.

[Titus_Pullo]

Goldeneye - Horrible

Goldfinger - Classic Bond.

[Claydon]

I've seen Goldfinger and still deem it bullshit.

everyone, please neg this faggot.

[dick_darlington]

Goldeneye - Horrible

Goldfinger - Classic Bond.
the only good thing about goldeneye is the n64 game.

[merlin13]

Oh please' that is loosely based on how many times your wife has brow beat you into picking up relatives at the airport. You fat pussy! Why don't you find out what type of tampon your wife needas rather than fuckin' with me.

[Claydon]

the only good thing about goldeneye is the n64 game.

my god, that game stole my life for a year.

[Claydon]

Oh please' that is loosely based on how many times your wife has brow beat you into picking up relatives at the airport. You fat pussy! Why don't you find out what type of tampon your wife needas rather than fuckin' with me.

hey fuckstick you reap what you sow. you want to mess with the connery then you fucking die.

[Pax Britannia]

Oh please' that is loosely based on how many times your wife has brow beat you into picking up relatives at the airport. You fat pussy! Why don't you find out what type of tampon your wife needas rather than fuckin' with me.

It's blatantly obvious i'm joking to everyone here but you because your so retarded. I was just making a joke.

Chill the fuck out.

[merlin13]

More like the cannery of Bullshit, you better pick another target or you'll get your feelings hurrt.

[Pax Britannia]

More like the cannery of Bullshit, you better pick another target or you'll get your feelings hurrt.

No-one was targeting you. You are the only person dumb enough to take what I said seriously.

[merlin13]

What I'm supposed to take your GMF$ seriously. With What happened to me over the last couple days? Ban me! But before you do, give all my GMF$ to Smuckers.

[Face]

Goldeneye - Horrible

Goldfinger - Classic Bond.
when I first saw goldfinger, I was disappointed that bond didn't escape from the crotch laser like he did in that simpsons episode...

[Daydreamer]

Seriously though that stories nothing. Did you know Die Hard 2 is loosely based on the last time I visited an airport to pick up relatives?

How many times can a guy be in the wrong place at the wrong time huh? 4 at the moment. Possibly more.



5 will have McClane strapping machetes to the wheels of his wheelchair. He'll scream yipee ki ay motherfuckers through the dining hall killing the terrorist trying to steal the jello.

[Pax Britannia]

I'd pay to see that.

[Gary_Busey]

Woke up, still hungover from the weird night before. Went to the bar to watch football. Drank a lot, came back and kept drinking Southern Dews, now I'm here, eating leftover NC BBQ.

[merlin13]

ECU is still bowl bound. Whoi s left to prevent them? Is SMU good enough?

[comicfan]

Hit the driving range for a couple of hours, pick up a pizza and watched the new Get Smart movie on DVD.

[Gary_Busey]

ECU is still bowl bound. Whoi s left to prevent them? Is SMU good enough?
I don't think so, unless another one of our key players gets hurt or fucking arrested.

[Deadhead Derek]

met up with my first student for my new traditional woodworking school. Thinking of calling it 'The School of Hard Knots' I have four others inquiring about classes. pretty pumped up about it.

[Mustard]

met up with my first student for my new traditional woodworking school. Thinking of calling it 'The School of Hard Knots' I have four others inquiring about classes. pretty pumped up about it.
So, they will be your apprentices? And you are the master?

The mind reels with possibilities...

[Deadhead Derek]

I am the master of all I survey... the chair.. the dog... the guinea pigs roaming about...

[Mustard]

Don't forget your craft, you are the master of that as well.

[Deadhead Derek]

oh yeah, that.. I make stuff outta wood.... let the jokes commence...

[Mustard]

Jokes? Hard-Wood-Working? I have no idea what you are talking about?

[Hodge]

Woke up really fucking hungover, went back to sleep. Woke up fucking hungover, went back to sleep. Woke up hungover, tried to go back to sleep but couldn't because I could hear my buddy banging his girlfriend. Fucked around at a resort for a bit then took the Civic mud boggin' down some forestry roads trying to find a short-cut for some vag, chickened out and drove back to Kelowna.

[Face]

I am the master of all I survey... the chair.. the dog... the guinea pigs roaming about...
guinea pigs are evil, didn't you see that south park episode?

[GhettoSuave]

Ive put off reading a Biography, on of my choosing, all semester. Now I have to write a 2-4 page paper with complete bullshit like a read a book. Anyone got any ideas?

[Claibo]

Worked... working. Well, not really... or this post wouldn't be here.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I just got my eyes checked. They dialated my pupils and I forgot to bring my sunglasses. I basically walked back to work with my eyes closed.

[6655321]

i didn't do shit today so far, and now i want to get drunk. i love off days.

[Hodge]

Woke up, showered, procrastinating again...

[Deadhead Derek]

guinea pigs are evil, didn't you see that south park episode?guinea tyrannosaurus!

[GhettoSuave]

Ive gone to my history and econ class, now Im putting off this nap that I really wanna take, but need to fix my sleep schedule.... fuckin sucks.

[hatepoppy]

ran design storm model simulations to evaluate the potential benefit of real time control at the 34-99 cso interbasin connection in terms of overflow reduction and increased conveyance to treatment in an attempt to perform a cost/benefit analysis for potential infrastructural improvents in accordance with the department of public works' long term control plan.

[Claibo]

ran design storm model simulations to evaluate the potential benefit of real time control at the 34-99 cso interbasin connection in terms of overflow reduction and increased conveyance to treatment in an attempt to perform a cost/benefit analysis for potential infrastructural improvents in accordance with the long term control plan.

What he said... while drinking.

[comicfan]

treated an alcoholic diabetic who has not been taking his insulin, and told another that she had cancer... not a great day

[6655321]

worked 3 glorious hours, and now i can't get the smell of trout off my hands. it's time for drinks now.

[fastjohnnybuell]

I stared at my boss's huge tits all day, she had a presentation and wore a blouse that showed them off. I don't believe cleavage is work appropriate at Harley, but why the fuck would I complain?

"Gee boss, your great tits are distracting, please, please, please button up"

She would have fired me for being gay.

[6655321]

you're everything i want to be.

[White.Rabbit]

woke up at 6, rode the stupid bus for an hour, worked for 7 hours at one job, went to the mall and walked around for 2 hours before going to my other job and working 5 hours. now i'm at home and i'm hungry.

[White.Rabbit]

my boss is an old broad with no tits so work sucks.

[hatepoppy]

my boss is an old broad with no tits so work sucks.
itd be better if she was young w tits?

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[White.Rabbit]

uh, duh.

[hatepoppy]

attended a DPW board meeting, at which a $5M contract ammendment was granted to my firm. hooray for easy work thru feb 2010! we like, kick ass, and stuff.

[Nature's Folly]

Got up at 6am having to drop a deuce in the worst way...got online looked for work applied to a bunch of places went back to sleep at 11am, slept till 330 back on here. Yeah life is awesome...foreclosure looks eminent.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm taking the first sick day I have taken in 4 years.

[Limp]

Folly... you know how to earn the rent...

[hatepoppy]

I was mean. I didn't want to be mean, but people fucked with me.
fuck em, nail em.

[Spanky]

Got up at 6am having to drop a deuce in the worst way...got online looked for work applied to a bunch of places went back to sleep at 11am, slept till 330 back on here. Yeah life is awesome...foreclosure looks eminent.
im the dude that calls you asking for payments

[Mustard]

im the dude that calls you asking for payments
God that must be a shitty job.

[awonderful]

bought an iPhone. Yes I am now just like every other mindless drone out there

[ElemenoP]

Woke up at my GF's house. Went out for sushi. Pulled my car over because she felt sick from taking 20 different pills at lunch and then eating sushi. Then bought a dress at Banana Republic. Went to the doctor's. Ran at the gym. Went to the bank. Came home.

[Strega]

Worked, paid taxes....I'm a Republican

[Nature's Folly]

Folly... you know how to earn the rent...

Whore myself out to a bunch of fat chicks?

[awonderful]

tryed to cure a few psychiatric genetic disorders at the lab...then ate chinese food for dinner

[Kerjack]

im the dude that calls you asking for payments

I like your avatar even more now.

[cleetus]

I got fired!

budget cuts eliminated my positions!!!


Hooray!!


or not :(

[Gary_Busey]

Woke up at 7 for work, decided to stay in bed, fell back asleep, woke up at 12, did class work, ate some BBQ, rode up to campus to meet with a project group, came back and now I'm here drinking high proof cheap bourbon.

[Spanky]

On a more not-being-fired related note,

I worked for 9 hours today, ate some ribs that were in the crock pot all day, about to go running and then surf the web until i pass out

[Face]

sweet fuck all, and it was glorious
redux

[Deadhead Derek]

Originally Posted by Face http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/solido/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=225681#post225681)
sweet fuck all, and it was glorious
I havent had one of those in ... well, forever. you slackers is why the economy is in the toilet. I have worked every day, 10-12 hours, for the last eight and a half weeks.

fucking slacker bastards...

[Face]

it's not my fault I have a shit job

I blame the schools

and communists

lousy commies

[6655321]

woke up at 6:15 a.m, dropped my bitch off at work, came home, smoked a bowl, dicked around on gmf, smoked another bowl, went to work at 12 p.m., at work i made 100 mushroom empanadas, 12 orders of ossa bucco, and filleted and cleaned 10 trouts. took an hour break and smoked another bowl. came back to work around 5, and zonked out for an hour or two. tonight was a boring night, so i only cooked dinner for 10 people. after work, i went and picked up a few percocets from a friend and came home and smoked another bowl and drank a few vodka and oj's while watching "how to lose friends and alienate people". i munched some leftovers and got on gmf.

[Gary_Busey]

Can you come cook for me and my lady?

[ElemenoP]

Woke up. Went swimming. Then had lunch. Went to the gym. Bought a whole bunch of magazines and spent all night reading them.

[6655321]

Can you come cook for me and my lady?

send the menu request, nicka.

[6655321]

yesterday.

i accidentally got quite fucked up on painkillers before work yesterday, so when i got there i zonked out while doing prep for a few hours. i took a little break from work to blaze one. i got back to work and finished up my dinner prep (fish, cut steaks, garnishes, etc.) we also took photos for a local paper that is running an article on our little operation. we had reservations for 12 people at 7-7:30 so i made sure to be prepared as i am the only person cooking the food for the entire restaurant. at 7ish we had 20 fucking people walk in within a 10 minute period. i got my ass stomped until 9 p.m. it's a real pain in the ass cookin appetizers, salads, soups, entrees, and desserts with no help. the chef was completely plastered so he was no help and i wound up yelling at his dumbass to get him in check. overall, everything went very smooth and all the plates i sent out were up to my standards and everyone was happy with their food. i deserve a pay raise after that shit. i came home, fucked my chick and passed out.

[awonderful]

i was going to talk about my day..but your day just sounded shitty.

[Smuckers]

woke up, went to the grocery store, had a friend over, and did lotsa homework.:mad:. oh and watched volleyball online.

[nitz]

woke up mild hangover, tossed some potential kids outta my balls, watched college football, watched NHL and NBA, removed some more potential kids from my balls, had a big glass of Jack Daniels, and spent too much time on the internet

that is all.

[Claydon]

i worked 17 hours....

go fuck yourselves.

[Face]

I guess I'll be the one to ask... what's the longest shift you've ever worked? No breaks, no naps, nothing, start to finish the longest workday you've ever had

[Mustard]

I guess I'll be the one to ask... what's the longest shift you've ever worked? No breaks, no naps, nothing, start to finish the longest workday you've ever had
I've worked an open to close way back in the day at Fred Meyer, 6:30am to 11:30 pm for a grand total of 17 hours. But I did have a 30 min luncher in there, so does that qualify?

Oh, this one time when I worked as a security pig I had a 16:00-02:00 shift w/ no breaks, followed up 5.5 hours later by an 07:30-16:00 shift, followed up 5.5 hours later by a 21:30-07:30 shift, for a grand total of 28.5 hours worked in the span of 39.5 hours. That was so fucking ghey...

[Face]

17 hours? Pffft...

22hours, 4am to 2am

aww yeah

[Mustard]

You should get a medal...

[Face]

to be fair, there were 2 90 minute ferry rides in there... and I was earning quadruple time by the end of it, I ended up pocketing $600 for one day's work

[Mustard]

That is reasonably fair... But when I get my CPA and own my own firm, I should make that kind of money, like, every day.

[Face]

give me a job

[Claydon]

17 hours? Pffft...

22hours, 4am to 2am

aww yeah

my longest stretch.... not bullshit and with a 1 hour nap, 34 hours straight (2 20 minute meals). You would think with all the overtime, double time etc it would have been killer. After the tax man took care of it, it was not even worth it in the least.

[Mustard]

Well, that all depends. What can you do Face?

[Face]

Well, that all depends. What can you do Face?
I make a pretty good paperweight

[Face]

I actually have seriously thought about going into bookkeeping or accounting

[Mustard]

If you're any good with math and numbers, I say give it a shot.

[The GWD]

Well, that all depends. What can you do Face?

When we pillage Nebraska, and subsequently write the screenplay, Face can be our chauffeur.

[Mustard]

When we pillage Nebraska, and subsequently write the screenplay, Face can be our chauffeur.
Fo sho. I want him to dress up in a tux though, and only speak with a thick accent.

[Face]

yes sir, and which accent would you prefer?

[Mustard]

I dunno, whatever accent you can muster I guess. The more hilarious sounding the better naturally.

[Face]

I dunno, whatever accent you can muster I guess. The more hilarious sounding the better naturally.
I can put together an audition tape for you if you'd like, sir

[Mustard]

Who the fuck is this "sir" guy? Oh, I see Randy lurking... it must be him.

Yeah yeah, audition tape is good. Try to fit the words "cancer", "ball", and "i hate you faggots" into it if you can.

[Face]

I have no idea who this Randy is, sir, but I can have him eliminated for you if you'd like

[Mustard]

I have no idea who this Randy is, sir, but I can have him eliminated for you if you'd like
Naw, he's ok. If he is bumped off, then who's gonna post all of GMF's porn? Pizzle?

[Face]

very good sir, is there anything else I can do for this evening or will that be all?

[medlar]

For some reason I repped ^ what I did today..? I wrote this:

Won our soccer match 4-2..one goal by me. And a huge celebratory breakfast afterward.

as rep.

[GhettoSuave]

Every post today should involve either drinking or recovering from drinking, and football.

[Face]

woke up

[cleetus]

sold my soul

[Face]

how much did you get for it?

[cleetus]

nothing yet, its one of those installment plans

[Le Goat]

I bought this

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834147749

yay

[Face]

I hate laptops

[comicfan]

pretty sweet computer. I have been looking into getting a new laptop. Why did you decide on that one in particular?

[ElemenoP]

I would never get a desktop. If I were to. It'd be a Mac.