Post a Random Fact About Yourself

[ElemenoP]

I don't brush my hair. And yet it never gets tangled.

[Datači]

I have 3 gray hairs.

[zillionaire]

I have a superfluous third nipple. It is the source of my powers.

[Trident]

My left wrist has a watch attached to it.

[Mr. Buzz_Kill]

I dont Manscape.

[Kilgore]

When bored. I suckin my bottom lip and pull out hair below my lip with my two upper front teeth.

[Daydreamer]

Blueberry muffins are my favorite.

[29a]

I'm usually pretty calm IRL and tend to complain a lot more online.

[Blitz]

My eyes are blue/grey but change to a really bright blue if I cry.

[FlipHKD]

I don't drink soda

[mcnastasty]

I hate when people are late

[Black_Sun]

I don't brush my hair. And yet it never gets tangled.I read the above statement and saw brush, and thought it said bush and got all excited. Then I realized what it really said, then I got dissapointed.

[Bradhole]

I'm only wearing underwear.

[J.G.]

I don't wear underwear.

[nitz]

even now I'm working on building confidence. didn't have it at all when I was young.

[Philip Lombard]

I've never played spin the bottle.

[ElemenoP]

I cringe at the sound of forks and knives cutting into plates.

[medlar]

I broke my molar on alphabet cereal..and I've told noone.

[WET HOT MESS]

I've been told my eyes looks light brown in the Winter.

[nitz]

I've never been to an NFL game.

[pyro]

just came home in a downpour with no top on the jeep.

[CTricksterGirl]

I think I finally found my apartment today!!

[CTricksterGirl]

I haven't found it yet...

In due time...just wait for my house warming party...

[Bastard]

I love books. I especially love books on true crime, horror, mythology, and encyclopedias.

[bpb]

I'm awake.

[swss]

I think I finally found my apartment today!!

been looking for a while huh? congrats on finding it....

[Daydreamer]

I am having a crown put on a tooth today.

[Black_Sun]

I think I might be lactose intolerant. Everytime I drink milk I get the shits.

[feith]

when people wink at me it makes me want to vomit.

[Nature's Folly]

when people wink at me it makes me want to vomit.

*wink*

Yeah yeah vomit bitch, hope the acid rots your teeth!!!!

[Nature's Folly]

I now realize i don't miss having my pups sleeping in the bed with me.

[Black_Sun]

Yesterday I had to see a dr about my sleeping troubles, and he stuck a camera up my nose and down into the back of my throat.

[Nature's Folly]

That wasn't his camera....

[brentblack]

my old username was jimmytango

[Nature's Folly]

Jimmy Tango was better.

[Black_Sun]

I really need to do some manscaping, but I just haven't found the time this week.

[STDSkillz]

I think I might be lactose intolerant. Everytime I drink milk I get the shits.

I am deathly allergic to milk. I will go into anaphylactic shock if I consume enough of it.

[Nature's Folly]

I am deathly allergic to milk. I will go into anaphylactic shock if I consume enough of it.


Milkshake? *hands std milkshake* :D

[STDSkillz]

Milkshake? *hands std milkshake* :D

Oh HAHA. :mad:

[Nature's Folly]

Its totally safe man, its ice cream not milk...milk is just a name i swear.

[zillionaire]

I once broke my arm in gym class...





... keeping score.

[Black_Sun]

I am having an occular migraine right now. Because of it I have no usable vision in my left eye, and only partial vision in my right. It's making it very hard to work.

[WET HOT MESS]

I have a very wild and vivid imagination. I can scare the shit out of myself reading passages from a book or just pretending there's something out to get me.

[macready]

Whilst driving on my own I often think about intentionally crashing my car at high speed just to see what it would be like.

[feith]

i'm a terrible driver

[Nature's Folly]

i'm a terrible driver

A bad woman driver? Unheard of.

[eclipsegts1]

I've never broken a bone in my body.

[billybill]

I have never left the country and dont plan on ever doing so.

[mongo]

i would fuck the chick in this profile pic.

http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=87

[Winter]

My wife is from a third world country. (Vietnam)

[Gecko]

I have had ear drum operations 5-6 times on both ears.

[Mulder]

I have never had an operation! :)

[favre4life96]

use to own a purple 1984 Camaro Z-28 back in highschool

[wazzufan]

I enjoy soup.

[Gecko]

I can bend my knees the wrong way..

[wazzufan]

I hate Linda Cohn.

[Neosmurf]

I think about dying just to see who would show up at the funeral.

[wazzufan]

I like to burn things

[bobdapunk]

Having wisdom teeth removed in a week

[wazzufan]

I like snuggly kittens

[Neosmurf]

My 98 Camaro has 430 WHP.

[cameraman0629]

i have a new found like for bela karolyi

[AlanSmithee]

I have a steel rod and screws in my leg

[rustytulip]

I work from home on Fridays.

[chipsahoy]

I love to laugh

[A-Ron]

I have broken bones in every extremity.

[chipsahoy]

I am currently not doing my job right now, trolling the new GMF forums instead.

[Limp]

I am currently not doing my job right now, trolling the new GMF forums instead.
I do this probably 10 tims a day when my PC is tied up running a program or when I am avoid some work I don't want to do.

[Limp]

I work from home on Fridays.
I work at work on Fridays so I don't have to be at home.

[Nature's Folly]

I'm at work and my balls are itching. That is all.

[billybill]

I have done the atkins diet

[Nature's Folly]

I put a chick on a all meat diet, but it wasn't called atkins...it was called my penis.

[Limp]

I put a chick on a all meat diet, but it wasn't called atkins...it was called my penis.
Poor girl probably starved.

[ajk2821]

I punched the singer from Sister Hazel.

[chipsahoy]

As a kid I once beat up a boy for punching a girl.

[feith]

i sometimes have full conversations with myself in my sleep,
or so i'm told.

[Limp]

i sometimes have full conversations with myself in my sleep,
or so i'm told.
Are you as boring when you are asleep?

[feith]

most likely,
its impossible to please everyone though.

[BooBooBear]

I have a nine inch pecker.

[bobdapunk]

I'm trying to get back down to 185 lbs and I'm halfway there (201 this morning)

[Black_Sun]

I get the spot in between my eyebrows waxed when I get my hair cut.
I just had it done this morning actually.

[bobdapunk]

I get the spot in between my eyebrows waxed when I get my hair cut.
I just had it done this morning actually.

I tweeze. Had a friend that once used a razor and lost part of his eye brow.

[Nature's Folly]

Due to my smoking and allergies i produce alot of mucus. I spit a lot, it fucking sucks sometimes.

[Black_Sun]

I just nicked myself while I was doing some manscaping. Now my sack is bleeding.

[Mr. Bateman]

i have played the drums for 16 years.

[Tiger]

i just bought steelers and browns tickets

[AlanSmithee]

I like Cheese

[Black_Sun]

I have carpal tunnel syndrome in my right wrist.

[cameraman0629]

i like tequila

[A-Money]

I mix bourbon with gingerale.

[feith]

right now i'm sitting in my boyfriends apartment, which is equiped for hanicapped persons (low light switched & seat in shower) enjoying some champagne from france and watching Diggnation.

[banethejuggalo]

I broke up with a girl because she had hairy toes. My defining Seinfeld moment.

[vasili denisov]

Sewn into my insides is half of an encryption key vital to unlocking powerful technologies that could be of great benefit or malevolence for mankind. I could find out how such a key ended up in me, and seek out the individual who carries the other half. Or, I could keep browsing the internet for asian porn. Hmmmm, Ms. Tanaka, you do look fetching in that nurse's outfit.

[Archetype]

I don't exist.

[mule]

I hope phelps gets 8

[Black_Sun]

I just ate a chocolate chip granola bar

[Bastard]

I tend to breakout into laughter at inappropriate times.

[I_PWN_NOOBS]

I think it will come out in a few years that M. Phelps is doping up and I Don't think he won that race last night.

[Blitz]

I work with this guy who has huge hands. His fingers are so thick and long. Oh man, his hands look so strong.

Fact: Men with big hands really turn me on.

[awonderful]

I prefer astroglide to all other personal lubricants

[Will-Kill]

I am unemployed, been on 5 interviews and going on a 6th on monday

[Oral_Roberts]

I like to drop random things in abandoned shopping carts in Safeway...

[chaosbunny]

i ran out of treestem tonight.

[bbates77]

I made 45 sponge cakes and 48 double choc cookies today.

[A-Money]

My car is a piece of crap and I like it that way.

[_mozzy_]

I pick up garbage on the side of the highway to earn a living right now.

[vasili denisov]

I pick up garbage on the side of the highway to furnish my home and garnish my dinner.

[sleepydaz]

I'm learning how to play the saxaphone

[_mozzy_]

Both of my room mates have a native status card, I am technically the visible minority in my house.

[hotdamn01]

Last time I cleaned my room was 5 months ago.

[_mozzy_]

I'm naked 90% of the time I'm on here.

[WET HOT MESS]

My boobs hurt and I'm super horny, but I can't decide if I wanna rape my hand or a tube of tacky glue.

[towlie]

I'm currently watching "Shallow Hal" on FX

[Will-Kill]

Both my parents are dead.....I could use some knowledge on life right about.......now.

[IamMrDJ]

I have been escorted out of a Walmart for helping random customers by telling them where to find what they want at the Target a few blocks away.

[WigglingWii]

I always read magazines from the back to the front.

[_mozzy_]

I have written an entire stand-up comedy routine mocking the predictability of modern stand-up comedians but know I couldn't perform it anywhere without being torn limb from limb.

[WET HOT MESS]

You should perform it and post it on youtube.

[nitz]

I touch myself. Probably too much. Gotta reel that in a bit I think.

[TheImpossibleMan]

Whenever I grow my facial hair out, there is a small patch on my right cheek of stark white hair.

[Skybase]

I'm depressed I've lost all of my privvies on the new board switchover. This, and I'm becoming increasingly unhappy with my job.

[Ocelot]

I was the sabre team captain of my highschool's fencing team. It was a ton of fun, and after watching the Sabre team finals in the Olympics, it really makes me want to pick up the blade again.

[ElemenoP]

I unofficially collect teapots. Whenever I see a really cool or nice teapot, I buy it and have no where at home to put them.

[Skybase]

I collect pens. and bibles from hotels I stay at.

[purplehaze]

I have three broken toes on the same foot.

[_mozzy_]

I wrote a song about a giant whale that tries to fuck an island.

[Oral_Roberts]

I was once on an island that was fucked by a giant whale...the end result, three broken toes....but at least I got out of my hotel with some pens and a Bible.

[WET HOT MESS]

I like making art with carbon paper, but I always lose them before I finish whatever project I'm working on.

[Nature's Folly]

I just gorged myself on a chinese buffet.

[smahoo]

^ and a few Chinese it looks like.....

i have an exceptionally high sperm count

[M150]

I've fractured the strongest bone in the body. In four pieces. I'm a titan man right now.

[Kroenen]

I love naked chicks! Especially when they are inserted ontop of me.

[flyingmonkeys]

I just finished buying my lazy-ass partner out of our real estate business.

[A-Money]

I'm more like Harold than Kumar.

[feith]

i love shoppping for office supplies.

[Phil Theehor]

I qualified for jeopardy-- passed the test and the audition-- but did not get called for the season for which I was eligible.

[Black_Sun]

Right now, I am uploading porn to share with you fine GMF'ers

[Frito]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/PaulinSaudi/Parrot%20Stuff/DSCF0155.jpg

I am the one in the center.

[Blitz]

I have long toes and I am wiggling them as I type this.

[verdugo]

I like punching girls in the butt when i'm doing them dogie style..

[Blitz]

I enjoy a punch in the fucking face from time to time.

[vasili denisov]

I can escape from a deep buried room. I can make a supreme court justice eat shit from a spoon.

[Willam]

I was taller than my 2nd grade teacher.

[scorpion179000]

I hate my ex-wife, but I still fucked her

[Green17]

I own a pair of red boxers

[Limp]

I left a pair of red boxers in some old bitches bedroom last night. I told her I wasn't coming back for them and to just give them to her son.

[NOTKyle]

Everytime I dribble some pee on the floor I use my sisters face washcloth to clean it up.

[wescas]

i fall asleep while driving (i have to slap myself to stay awake)

[verdugo]

I secretly like soccer..

[Will-Kill]

I bought myself 2 boxers that are reversible...so in a way its 4 boxers.

[eclipsegts1]

I'm forming a pimple in my nose. I HATE IT!!! ARGH!

[minsolo25]

entertained by the olympics..respect phelps, but think he's a dick

[Spanky]

i was published in a national lampoon book a couple of years ago

[Spanky]

i have advanced scuba diving certification

[verdugo]

I believe that everyone likes to look at the butts of the little gymnasts... in both a creepy and non-creepy way..

[Fornicator]

I have a Super Power. One of the hairs on my left arm grows out to be 6 inches long - much much longer than the others for clarification.

[nickadams]

when I was 18 I had sex with a 45 year old woman I met at a bar outside Villanova

[Push Latency]

I am building a 10+ foot tall recorder.

[zillionaire]

I read tarot cards.

[feith]

i'm not wearing underwear today.

[zillionaire]

ha! I'm still in my nightgown! (sans underwear, of course.)

[nickadams]

my underwear all of a sudden got a lot less roomy

[feith]

i also just realize how great Cat Stevens is.

[}{arlequin]

my parents are very young

[}{arlequin]

ahhh, the 'i like bad boys' syndrome huh?

[feith]

well i didn't know he was a drug dealer when i met him...

and maybe you could say that my ex was a fucking noodle priss boy.

[}{arlequin]

a limp noodle?

[Limp]

Like i'd fuck that chick...

[feith]

well not limp... lol

but more wet blanket type.

[feith]

Like i'd fuck that chick...


you want it.

[Limp]

You're probably a missionary with the lights off only kinda girl... no thanks.

[nickadams]

only for the drug dealer connection

[feith]

You're probably a missionary with the lights off only kinda girl... no thanks.


ROFL

thats original.


get me in a shower i'll show you a few things mr. limp.

;)

[Bradhole]

I just got back from Disneyland last night.

[svtdriver]

I'm going to Vegas in October

[xfancy]

I have never been more excited in the last week than I am right now

[awonderful]

I am about to quit my job in science

[_mozzy_]

I am lazier than your cat.

[Will-Kill]

Still Unemployed, hope that problem is solved in the next few weeks.

[Neosmurf]

Need to take my MIT test.

[Blitz]

I work too much.

[muthastone]

i sync up random songs with 2001 a space odyssey

[_mozzy_]

I want to change my last name to Garagely.

[poohcookie]

listening to billy joel makes me want to physically abuse people smaller than me

[Satan]

I don't drink soda unless it's mixed with alcohol.

[Neosmurf]

I have been sober for a week.

[Bradhole]

I just finished my Fantasy Football draft.

[_mozzy_]

I still think my life would make a decent movie.

[Neosmurf]

My house gets terrible reception.

[Cornelius]

I was in a coma for a week after a motorcycle accident.

[Neosmurf]

I speed heavily and have never been ticketed, but have been pulled over a few times.

[awonderful]

I like banging really hot bitches

[Clownbaby]

asian women really turn me on

[xfancy]

I've had to re-evaluate what I find attractive after this summer...

[awonderful]

My weakness is slutty girls, except ugly-slutty thats gross

[xfancy]

I'm a girl

[Satan]

Then post your goddamn boobs or get the fuck out

[xfancy]

::BOOBS::

[gun512]

I attempt to hurt the pussy

[_mozzy_]

I'm high.

[muthastone]

i am at work right now

[Blitz]

I'm bored, tired and sans pants.

[Void]

I really love hairy pussy.

[Blitz]

I'm hairless, you know, down there.

[J.G.]

I'd like to see the PICS!

[Void]

I'm hairless, you know, down there.I hope it grows back.

[Blitz]

I hope it grows back.

I'm sure I could grow a mean bush, but I prefer little to no hair, down below.

[evilash]

I'm working on getting drunk and I have to be at work fairly early in the morning. fuck it.

[_mozzy_]

I'm high. Again.

[Nature's Folly]

I'm naked as i type this.

[blazerboy427]

I'm most attracted to modest looking women.

[_mozzy_]

I could live with having my own breasts.

[gun512]

I am the Southeast Mototboating 2007 Champion.

[zillionaire]

I have a ghost picture.

When my grandma was taking down her housekeeping, she gave me a bunch of old old photographs. In one of them, there is the shadow of an old man wearing a big brimmed hat. I showed it to one of her sisters, and she said she thinks that it is their granddad.

[feith]

i love country music

[CTricksterGirl]

I totally think Feith is beautiful...

[Philips25]

I have a long standing love for Koppaberg Swedish Pear Cider.

[momsshizzle]

I have a compulsive disorder to close things like doors and cabinets. I'm a neat freak.

[jtox]

I hate spending 8 hours at work 5 days a week

[Void]

I totally think Feith is beautiful...I love net lesbians.

[HarbingerofBoom]

I love Warhams

[CTricksterGirl]

I love net lesbians.

and I love you

[xfancy]

I want to get high and have hot lesbian sex with Mary-Louise Parker, she has a beautiful mouth

[HarbingerofBoom]

I'm free balling.

[Francis Drake]

I have torn my MCL and ACL.

[_mozzy_]

I can't turn down the spiciest item on any menu I see.

[evilash]

I am about to take a leak.

[_mozzy_]

I'm secretly a rum and coke.

[Will-Kill]

Going to Eat Red Baron French Bread Pizzia.

[dpy]

My feet itch, I think I caught something.

[Willam]

I still LOVE a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

[gun512]

i tore a tendon in my shoulder 9 months ago

[hatepoppy]

i have three weiners.

[gun512]

Proof?

[bbates77]

I have a dick

[_mozzy_]

I once replaced Mr. Wilson's from teeth on his dentures with chiclets when I knocked them out on accident.

[Mmeh]

I should be working right now.

[Mr. Brown]

I once snuck in to a gf's house to sleep with her and ended up with her sister. Did not end well for me.

[Mmeh]

I also once snuck into a girls house, except I was successful in finding my target lady.

[_mozzy_]

Once woke up at a girl's house on her lawn furniture. Her dad was not impressed.

[Limp]

My farts smell of ham and foreign spices.

[G-Bus]

I broke my hand today

[_mozzy_]

I broke my middle finger in grade 9. It was awesome.

[feith]

i have a great sense of direction.

[CTricksterGirl]

Im tired of sitting around waititng to see if I get laid off, so I set up an interview tomorrow at another place...

[Smashing]

My right nut hangs lower than my left

[xfancy]

i'm gonna do my best to get plastered tonight...
also i've been horny lately

[HAWK]

I just finish reading Stephen King's 'Wolves of the Calla' today.

[zeronine]

I'm secretly trying to destroy my boss.

[awonderful]

I just spent 3 dollars on xeroxing a book i should of just stolen