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Datači
11-27-2008, 03:08 PM
A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.

Link (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3530723/Gay-penguins-steal-eggs-from-straight-couples.html)

Kerjack
11-27-2008, 03:54 PM
Common Jericho, thats funny.

Claydon
11-27-2008, 04:25 PM
Those gheys are taking over the world.

Hoser
11-27-2008, 04:41 PM
You're not taking over shit.

Will-Kill
11-27-2008, 05:01 PM
If birds can do this....whats stopping humans?

Kerjack
11-27-2008, 05:09 PM
Do what, send them away? I think that is how San Fransisco got started.

Mustard
11-27-2008, 05:12 PM
Penguin Rick?

No no, he isn't gay.

Smuckers
11-27-2008, 07:33 PM
lol...that's pretty funny.

TylerDurden
11-28-2008, 01:29 AM
lol...that's pretty funny.

ghey penguins craftily stealing eggs in order to be parents... i get it, i understand it, i'm okay with it.

smuckers continually being pos-repped and allowed to live despite natural selection's best efforts... i'm shocked and appalled. wtf.

Archetype
11-28-2008, 01:43 AM
Pretty sure this was foretold in Revelations.

Blue
11-28-2008, 02:45 AM
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/scanner/villagepenguins_1.gif

riseabove!
11-28-2008, 11:51 AM
I bet some anti-gay evangelical christian group is printing pamphlets with this shit in it: GAYS ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE, JUST LOOK AT GAY PENGUINS