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UNC
09-09-2008, 08:02 AM
All of them.

I was never good with math

Give it up for long hair...and my first pic on this shitty webcam

http://img243.imagevenue.com/loc127/th_65541_Snapshot_20080909_122_127lo.jpg (http://img243.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=65541_Snapshot_20080909_122_127lo.jp g)

Philip Lombard
09-09-2008, 11:10 AM
Let the flaming begin:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3282/2842020733_c8980a17eb.jpg?v=0

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3011/2842856986_4a89647f70.jpg?v=0
man, you guys really don't smile in photos

TheImpossibleMan
09-09-2008, 11:12 AM
He's black in America, what's there to smile about?

(I'd bone the shit out of the girl)

Tar Heel
09-09-2008, 12:30 PM
sweet dog. what is it?

}{arlequin
09-09-2008, 12:31 PM
looks great dane-ish

teamusa
09-09-2008, 12:34 PM
Maximus( the tan one) is a Cane Corso (Italian Mastiff)
Kara-Bek is a Central Asian Ovcharka or as they say it Alabai.
thank you for the compliments!

medlar
09-09-2008, 12:36 PM
More like a hybrid of Danny and Lee.

http://i36.tinypic.com/n2hkyw.jpg

Wtf was I thinking?
http://files.myopera.com/jim91/albums/541239/sj.jpg

I had the blowout but I needed that killer tint to complete it.

I ditched this look pretty quickly after moving to Vancouver couple of years ago and saved myself ridicule and beatings.

Claydon
09-09-2008, 08:45 PM
hollywood?

UNC
09-09-2008, 08:46 PM
I feel like loungin all of a sudden

medlar
09-09-2008, 09:00 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/2rc9yyg.jpg

This is a classy shot.

AJ
09-09-2008, 09:05 PM
Pizz is living vicariously through his friends that can actually get into the good clubs.

Spanky
09-09-2008, 09:08 PM
Hell, I'd bang her in the parking lot, the ball park, church...
http://jj.am/gallery/d/33663-1/RimshotBadumtsh.jpg

BIG PIZZLE
09-09-2008, 09:10 PM
Hell, I'd bang her in the parking lot, the ball park, church...

You should have seen her pre-baby. She had bigger tits.

Spanky
09-09-2008, 09:15 PM
I need you with me. Always.
I'll just lurk, wait for the right moment, and post accordingly.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-10-2008, 04:47 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Picture3.png

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-10-2008, 04:50 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Picture5.png

mxlplkt
09-10-2008, 04:57 AM
Seemless

Jericho
09-10-2008, 05:01 AM
I wanna kick those tits

Mr. Brown
09-10-2008, 06:53 AM
man, you guys really don't smile in photos

Just to disprove the myth; A photo of a black man smiling:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1420/771036854_4fb5ee5a7d.jpg?v=0

hatepoppy
09-10-2008, 06:58 AM
Just to disprove the myth; A photo of a black man smiling:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1420/771036854_4fb5ee5a7d.jpg?v=0
dont lie. shes got her hand down your pants,

vasili denisov
09-10-2008, 06:59 AM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2cqlboz.jpg

Mr. Brown
09-10-2008, 07:04 AM
dont lie. shes got her hand down your pants,
I said the black men can smile in photos, I never mentioned what the motivation was.

feith
09-10-2008, 07:10 AM
GOO PHILLIES.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Pictures088.jpg

Mr. Brown
09-10-2008, 07:35 AM
Why is someone holding yall up?

UNC
09-10-2008, 07:39 AM
I bet 74 is the combined IQ in that pic

feith
09-10-2008, 07:39 AM
Why is someone holding yall up?

he's trying to push us over actually.

STDSkillz
09-10-2008, 08:18 AM
Most of you look under 17 in that pic, so I very much approve.

Le Goat
09-10-2008, 09:50 AM
GOO PHILLIES.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Pictures088.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/853c90dc.jpg

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-10-2008, 12:26 PM
Why is the head of the penis blue?

mongo
09-10-2008, 12:30 PM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/853c90dc.jpg


http://i35.tinypic.com/2qx0xg9.jpg


we both have phillies shirts and we both like blue dick. we should probably just fuck and get it over w/.

WigglingWii
09-10-2008, 12:31 PM
http://i37.tinypic.com/2rc9yyg.jpg

This is a classy shot.


The shoes help.

Jericho
09-10-2008, 12:38 PM
Can bricoleur introduce me to Cheryl Miller

UNC
09-10-2008, 05:23 PM
Click at your own risk


Pv3NoCI4XhQ

Muji
09-10-2008, 05:34 PM
i think you have bigger tits than Wii and Mirt, maybe Face and Sink

UNC
09-10-2008, 05:40 PM
I've been working out like so...

eBZjJ-0byS8

Shannon!MD!!!
09-10-2008, 05:49 PM
Just because I have not been a complete picture whore on this new server or whatever it is.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/sboyle83/IMG_0850.jpghttp://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/sboyle83/IMG_1098.jpg

Void
09-10-2008, 05:51 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/sboyle83/IMG_1098.jpgI'd do the brunette...

}{arlequin
09-10-2008, 05:54 PM
what a hot group. out of all the friends, the one to shannon's right is particularly nice

Will
09-10-2008, 05:55 PM
I'm not sure whether to be attracted to be the blonde or kick a field goal

Shannon!MD!!!
09-10-2008, 05:58 PM
you're a moron

Will
09-10-2008, 06:00 PM
Agreed

Shannon!MD!!!
09-10-2008, 06:05 PM
AND I just bought this jacket. I am not sure why, but I feel like I should have a Porsche jacket.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/sboyle83/2540_large.jpg

Titus_Pullo
09-10-2008, 06:06 PM
That should be your uniform when you start your practice. With some hot pants.

}{arlequin
09-10-2008, 06:06 PM
*perks up*



someone say 'porsche'?

(i have a similar one in navy. and men's)

Shannon!MD!!!
09-10-2008, 06:08 PM
I can count the times that I have been in a porsche on 2 hands, but I feel like being a little pretentious. Plus it will give my boyfriend a boner.

Shannon!MD!!!
09-10-2008, 06:09 PM
That should be your uniform when you start your practice. With some hot pants.

OMG and i can have checkered flag patterened gloves/masks/headcovers

Stax
09-10-2008, 06:12 PM
*perks up*



someone say 'porsche'?

(i have a similar one in navy. and men's)

More importantly did someone say 'Shannon' and 'hot pants'?

}{arlequin
09-10-2008, 06:40 PM
More importantly did someone say 'Shannon' and 'hot pants'?
yes but apparently those two things won't be getting into a camry

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-10-2008, 06:52 PM
Erins boobs really should be in my face.

medlar
09-10-2008, 07:14 PM
The red eyed blonde is stunning.

RedBEARD
09-10-2008, 07:21 PM
I'll take the coy looking one in the middle, then.

Daydreamer
09-10-2008, 08:05 PM
is that the one with the gap between her front teeth?

AJ
09-10-2008, 11:25 PM
Just some photos of the drive from Denver back to my town.

The start of Cottonwood Pass

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ajjacoby1/Colorado%20Pictures/e1b40568.jpg



At the top

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ajjacoby1/Colorado%20Pictures/564716a0.jpg



http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ajjacoby1/Colorado%20Pictures/321010e9.jpg



http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ajjacoby1/Colorado%20Pictures/49ad0fae.jpg



http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ajjacoby1/Colorado%20Pictures/c78af7c3.jpg



Start of the road down. All dirt, no guardrails, 300 ft drops.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ajjacoby1/Colorado%20Pictures/5cb5ed57.jpg

Switchbacks.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ajjacoby1/Colorado%20Pictures/2f1ab625.jpg

Taylor Reservoir

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ajjacoby1/Colorado%20Pictures/e17ddbb4.jpg

Again

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ajjacoby1/Colorado%20Pictures/6cc1fe57.jpg

Da Heep.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ajjacoby1/Myself/f0405ea9.jpg

Face
09-10-2008, 11:26 PM
did you encounter any cannibals?

AJ
09-10-2008, 11:26 PM
Can't you see the blood stain on the ground beside my Jeep?

teamusa
09-10-2008, 11:28 PM
nice ride aj

Kopek
09-10-2008, 11:29 PM
He got at Woodstock '94.

Claydon
09-10-2008, 11:35 PM
if you ever come across wolf creek pass and see a sign to 'Montevista" that is where most of my mothers side of the family came from. That and Grandjunction and denver.

}{arlequin
09-10-2008, 11:35 PM
all this beautiful road and scenery.... why are you always so angry??

AJ
09-10-2008, 11:37 PM
all this beautiful road and scenery.... why are you always so angry??

Lack of oxygen to the brain. It's hard to breathe up here brotha!

AJ
09-10-2008, 11:39 PM
I almost ate it going down the pass. I don't know if any of you know what washboarding is on a road, but it's basically small ruts real close together that make you pretty much hydroplane. I was going too fast, and hit one of those right on a curve that would have dropped me a LONG way down. I was so close the edge I literally had to back up from it to continue.

vasili denisov
09-11-2008, 12:18 AM
all this beautiful road and scenery.... why are you always so angry??
Not the first time Colorado's gotten to a man.

2TVooUHN7j4

AJ
09-11-2008, 12:26 AM
haha. I just went by the hotel that's based on the other day.

MDiver01
09-11-2008, 12:26 AM
that is one ugly bitch

AJ
09-11-2008, 12:27 AM
How fucking dare you talk about Olive Oyl that way.

}{arlequin
09-11-2008, 09:26 AM
last week's white house tour. this is the press room


http://i38.tinypic.com/2iks4ch.jpg

6655321
09-11-2008, 09:26 AM
he must work out.

Kilgore
09-11-2008, 09:29 AM
Is that Dana Perino?

Marshy
09-11-2008, 04:00 PM
last week's white house tour. this is the press room


http://i38.tinypic.com/2iks4ch.jpg


they let you in? were you doing a concert?



ahh i forget you were knighted so its an honor thing.

Tar Heel
09-11-2008, 04:01 PM
Would hit it.

}{arlequin
09-11-2008, 04:06 PM
they let you in? were you doing a concert?

all kinds of things open up when i show up

Marshy
09-11-2008, 04:17 PM
i am glad to see that your sense of taste in shirts hasn't changed.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-11-2008, 04:23 PM
I would totally go cokin and bitch fuckin with the Harle man.

UNC
09-11-2008, 05:36 PM
you wouldn't know it to look at e

But I'm fucked up

http://img152.imagevenue.com/loc1053/th_72928_Snapshot_20080911_122_1053lo.jpg (http://img152.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=72928_Snapshot_20080911_122_1053lo.j pg)

}{arlequin
09-11-2008, 07:30 PM
those hinges remind me of ancient, wrought iron castle doors

zillionaire
09-12-2008, 08:42 AM
Moi, circa 1992.

http://a590.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_7c7da9ce4840a85097ba904877f42065.jpg

Hilarity.

}{arlequin
09-12-2008, 08:45 AM
seriously.

where are you and why do you have hairspray outdoors?

Tar Heel
09-12-2008, 08:47 AM
She looks to be somewhere along the jersey shore line. That alone should be enough to answer your 2nd question.

zillionaire
09-12-2008, 08:47 AM
I do believe I am at either a Whitesnake or Poison concert.

It's 1992.

Crypter
09-12-2008, 08:47 AM
That's a wig....

zillionaire
09-12-2008, 08:48 AM
She looks to be somewhere along the jersey shore line. That alone should be enough to answer your 2nd question.

Nope, never been to jersey. That's Morgantown, WV, my friend.

Tar Heel
09-12-2008, 08:50 AM
that makes it better...

zillionaire
09-12-2008, 08:51 AM
http://a826.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_8cc467f463306cd2ff5c683b9a409da9.jpg

No idea who this is, some random rock star I'm sure. I'm all of 15 here, and a shy little virgin.

nuclearjew
09-12-2008, 08:52 AM
OMFG Sarah Palin is posting on GMF!!!

nuclearjew
09-12-2008, 08:56 AM
No idea who this is, some random rock star I'm sure. I'm all of 15 here, and a shy little virgin.
He looks like one of the rock stars Bill Hicks would complain about. Corporate rock whore, sponsored by Biolage!

}{arlequin
09-12-2008, 09:00 AM
sponsored by Biolage!
that explains the hairspray



well, that and the year

zillionaire
09-12-2008, 09:02 AM
I don't remember if this is the Poison concert we went to that summer, or if it was Whitesnake and Warrant. This was a little while before I discovered good music.

Blue
09-12-2008, 09:03 AM
Looks more like a roadie, they're the ones that want to fuck 15yo girls in the back of the tour bus.


ah memories...

}{arlequin
09-12-2008, 09:05 AM
a good friend of mine has a cousin named bret michaels. yes, that one. he still makes fun of him.

zillionaire
09-12-2008, 09:07 AM
Looks more like a roadie, they're the ones that want to fuck 15yo girls in the back of the tour bus.


ah memories...

I remember we were all standing around outside, when this bunch of guys that all looked like this one came up and asked if we wanted to take pictures of them. We were like, 'um, sure.' Then later they were all on stage. There were a bunch of bands playing, but I don't remember which one this guy was in.

6655321
09-12-2008, 09:33 AM
Moi, circa 1992.

http://a590.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/54/l_7c7da9ce4840a85097ba904877f42065.jpg

Hilarity.

so you were the one responsible for the hole in the ozone layer..

zillionaire
09-12-2008, 09:54 AM
Notice that is a pump spray and not aerosol. Psh. The hair was big, but even then I tried to be environmentally conscious.

I wish I could find a picture from one year later. I'm all straight hair and flannel shirts. Grunge, baby. High School was fun.

Muji
09-12-2008, 09:59 AM
what are you like? 61 years old? old old person

zillionaire
09-12-2008, 10:00 AM
I was 15 in 1992. I'm 33. Ancient and creaky.

chipsahoy
09-12-2008, 10:01 AM
I was 15 in 1992. I'm 33. Ancient and creaky.


15 and at a truck stop. would you let your kid(s) if you have any do that now?

Muji
09-12-2008, 10:02 AM
like an antique

Muji
09-12-2008, 10:02 AM
someone needs to lock you in a trunk in put you in their attic, then get you out in 35 years and find out how much you are worth

6655321
09-12-2008, 10:03 AM
Notice that is a pump spray and not aerosol. Psh. The hair was big, but even then I tried to be environmentally conscious.

I wish I could find a picture from one year later. I'm all straight hair and flannel shirts. Grunge, baby. High School was fun.

poser.

zillionaire
09-12-2008, 10:04 AM
15 and at a truck stop. would you let your kid(s) if you have any do that now?

I'm not at a truckstop! I'm at a Warrant concert!

When I was 18, I found out that my mom had dated a guy in a motorcycle gang. If I had found that out earlier, I could have gotten away with so much more!

6655321
09-12-2008, 10:05 AM
I'm not at a truckstop! I'm at a Warrant concert!

When I was 18, I found out that my mom had dated a guy in a motorcycle gang. If I had found that out earlier, I could have gotten away with so much more!

I do believe I am at either a Whitesnake or Poison concert.

It's 1992.

make up your mind.

chipsahoy
09-12-2008, 10:07 AM
make up your mind.


she was 15 and clearing on drugs to go from that to grunge (because its what the cool kids were doing)

zillionaire
09-12-2008, 10:09 AM
There were a bunch of bands playing, but I don't remember which one this guy was in.

I think it was Warrant, White Snake, and Trixster. It was a long time ago.

6655321
09-12-2008, 10:25 AM
remind me not to shave in a hurry ever again..

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/098-1.jpg

chipsahoy
09-12-2008, 10:33 AM
remind me not to shave in a hurry ever again..

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/098-1.jpg


reminded me of The Joker except you tried to make a frown
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/joker-2.jpg

}{arlequin
09-12-2008, 12:28 PM
remind me not to shave in a hurry ever again..

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/098-1.jpg

HEATH IS ALIVE!!!!!

medlar
09-12-2008, 12:40 PM
It looks like you shaved/sliced off the scab of a cold sore. Brutal.

Spanky
09-12-2008, 12:42 PM
remind me not to shave in a hurry ever again..

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/098-1.jpg
don't shave in a hurry ever again

hatepoppy
09-12-2008, 12:42 PM
*herpoes sore

vasili denisov
09-12-2008, 04:03 PM
I was 15 in 1992. I'm 33. Ancient and creaky.
And posting two years from now in the far future.

UNC
09-12-2008, 10:39 PM
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20080912_6.jpg

Blue
09-12-2008, 10:46 PM
but part it on the side.

Poop Sailboat
09-12-2008, 10:54 PM
marcus? peace sign? no fucking way.

Marshy
09-13-2008, 09:25 AM
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20080912_6.jpg


had this been taken in a mirror, it would be the ultimate myspace photo.

Bill
09-13-2008, 02:31 PM
Marcus Gotti?

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-13-2008, 06:01 PM
Is this hat too small for my head?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo14.jpg

Jericho
09-13-2008, 06:02 PM
Your head is too big for that room

UNC
09-13-2008, 06:04 PM
damn i'm sexy

Hanover Fist
09-13-2008, 06:06 PM
Is this hat too small for my head?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo14.jpg

You'd better get a new battery in that smoke detector.

Claydon
09-13-2008, 06:25 PM
i love how gmf members pay attention to the details in the background of pics

NOTKyle
09-13-2008, 06:31 PM
Jesus christ what size hat do you wear?

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-13-2008, 06:32 PM
7 3/4

Kopek
09-13-2008, 06:32 PM
Schmedium.

}{arlequin
09-13-2008, 06:34 PM
you should try on a beret. they're in this season

NOTKyle
09-13-2008, 06:35 PM
7 3/4

WOWEE ZOWWEEE

Actually I think mines the same size. But I'm 7 feet tall, and a genius.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-13-2008, 06:37 PM
yeah well....... I have a big fat cock.

NOTKyle
09-13-2008, 06:38 PM
Are its hat decisions as fashionable as your necks?

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-13-2008, 06:40 PM
I have no idea what that means.

NOTKyle
09-13-2008, 06:41 PM
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2008/02/chocolatechief.jpg

+trucker

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-13-2008, 06:42 PM
Are those chocolate?

NOTKyle
09-13-2008, 06:45 PM
Dark

Poop Sailboat
09-13-2008, 08:48 PM
Is this hat too small for my head?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo14.jpg
reminds me of tommy boy, "yeah, it was some OTHER fat guy with a small head"


and i wear a 7 1/2

dadaelus
09-13-2008, 08:59 PM
Could be worse...

http://i34.tinypic.com/2q8ne2v.jpg

Archetype
09-13-2008, 09:00 PM
Or it could be the reverse.
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/download2.jpg

Poop Sailboat
09-13-2008, 09:06 PM
i have no idea what's going on in that picture

Titus_Pullo
09-13-2008, 09:09 PM
http://i38.tinypic.com/2883uoo.jpg

Archetype
09-13-2008, 09:10 PM
Me-ow.

Kopek
09-13-2008, 09:26 PM
Looks like the initial concept poster for 'Brokeback Mountain.'

zaphrodesiac
09-13-2008, 09:29 PM
Or it could be the reverse.
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/download2.jpg

5'2" and lives in his parent's spare room
My dad solved murders so I can know that shit.

Archetype
09-13-2008, 09:35 PM
I wish I lived with my parents. I miss free food.

mongo
09-14-2008, 04:10 AM
i look way better than you.

http://img18.imagevenue.com/loc1044/th_83907_140_122_1044lo.JPG (http://img18.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83907_140_122_1044lo.JPG)

and no, i don't know who the dork is.

Archetype
09-14-2008, 04:13 AM
Which one? Spanky? or Mongo?

Mustard
09-14-2008, 04:17 AM
Is that guy preparing to blow somebody?

Archetype
09-14-2008, 04:18 AM
Is that guy preparing to blow somebody?
And I think Mongo's about to jump in the way.

Mustard
09-14-2008, 04:21 AM
or lend a helping hand.

mongo
09-14-2008, 04:22 AM
i was at a wedding. i pull off vneck sweaters very well. kind of like sam l. jackson pulling off a bald head. i tried to get w/ one of the brides maids. things went well. we danced, flirted, held hands, and kissed. then she went to get her car (i had come w/ a friend) and all hell broke loose. she drove over a set of the one way spikes. you know, the ones that if you go in one direction over they depress but if you go the wrong way they shred the fuck out of your tires. next thing i know, i'm paying for a taxi cause my potential lay has 4 flat shreded tires. lame.ass.shit.

Face
09-14-2008, 04:23 AM
i was at a wedding. i pull off vneck sweaters very well. kind of like sam l. jackson pulling off a bald head. i tried to get w/ one of the brides maids. things went well. we danced, flirted, held hands, and kissed. then she went to get her car (i had come w/ a friend) and all hell broke loose. she drove over a set of the one way spikes. you know, the ones that if you go in one direction over they depress but if you go the wrong way they shred the fuck out of your tires. next thing i know, i'm paying for a taxi cause my potential lay has 4 flat shreded tires. lame.ass.shit.
she sounds real classy

Face
09-14-2008, 04:23 AM
for the record, by classy I meant retarded

Archetype
09-14-2008, 04:24 AM
or lend a helping hand.I can't help but think that something more devious is afoot, eh? That grin is creepy as that old guy in the van down by the river.

Face
09-14-2008, 04:24 AM
I can't help but think that something more devious is afoot, eh? That grin is creepy as that old guy in the van down by the river.
its his rapin' grin

mongo
09-14-2008, 04:25 AM
she's a total bottle blonde. just my type. she thinks i'm an amazing mind and yet she's so dumb she wouldn't know how to dial 911 if i had to put her in her place.


kind of like your sister.

Mustard
09-14-2008, 04:26 AM
i was at a wedding. i pull off vneck sweaters very well. kind of like sam l. jackson pulling off a bald head. i tried to get w/ one of the brides maids. things went well. we danced, flirted, held hands, and kissed. then she went to get her car (i had come w/ a friend) and all hell broke loose. she drove over a set of the one way spikes. you know, the ones that if you go in one direction over they depress but if you go the wrong way they shred the fuck out of your tires. next thing i know, i'm paying for a taxi cause my potential lay has 4 flat shreded tires. lame.ass.shit.
Aww... looks like the old adage is true, and you're a regular sucker born every minute knight in shining armor.

she would be lucky to have you.

Face
09-14-2008, 04:26 AM
she's a total bottle blonde. just my type. she thinks i'm an amazing mind and yet she's so dumb she wouldn't know how to dial 911 if i had to put her in her place.


kind of like your sister.
so you like girls that are too dumb to know what a DO NOT ENTER sign means?

I can't say I'm totally shocked

mongo
09-14-2008, 04:27 AM
she'd be lucky to have my kids.

Face
09-14-2008, 04:27 AM
she'd be lucky if their lopsided faces didn't cause her to recoil in terror

mongo
09-14-2008, 04:28 AM
so you like girls that are too dumb to know what a DO NOT ENTER sign means?

I can't say I'm totally shocked

yes. i like the hot, dumb, low self esteem type. you got a problem w/ that? cause aside from the hot part, you fit the bill.

Face
09-14-2008, 04:29 AM
yes. i like the hot, dumb, low self esteem type. you got a problem w/ that? cause aside from the hot part, you fit the bill.
...

are you coming on to me?

Archetype
09-14-2008, 04:30 AM
yes. i like the hot, dumb, low self esteem type. you got a problem w/ that? cause aside from the hot part, you fit the bill.
That is pretty fucked dude.

Face
09-14-2008, 04:30 AM
I'm mildly frightened

mongo
09-14-2008, 04:31 AM
maybe. but i'm also holding on to my lando action figure and stroking his fake billy d mustache. interested?

Bastard
09-14-2008, 04:31 AM
i was at a wedding. i pull off vneck sweaters very well. kind of like sam l. jackson pulling off a bald head. i tried to get w/ one of the brides maids. things went well. we danced, flirted, held hands, and kissed. then she went to get her car (i had come w/ a friend) and all hell broke loose. she drove over a set of the one way spikes. you know, the ones that if you go in one direction over they depress but if you go the wrong way they shred the fuck out of your tires. next thing i know, i'm paying for a taxi cause my potential lay has 4 flat shreded tires. lame.ass.shit.

She doesn't sound that smart which means you had a sure thing. You should have taken your friend's car and driven the girl home and have your friend take a taxi. Your friend totally cock blocked you.

mongo
09-14-2008, 04:33 AM
no shit. how did i not see taht? what an asshole!

Blue
09-14-2008, 04:58 AM
i look way better than you.

http://img18.imagevenue.com/loc1044/th_83907_140_122_1044lo.JPG (http://img18.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83907_140_122_1044lo.JPG)

and no, i don't know who the dork is.

Do you have any clothes you didn't inherit from your grandfather?

}{arlequin
09-14-2008, 07:57 AM
mongo has a shit-eating grin in that pic

Jericho
09-14-2008, 08:06 AM
He thinks he's pulling off the sweater vest. That's all

Daydreamer
09-14-2008, 08:06 AM
i was at a wedding. i pull off vneck sweaters very well. kind of like sam l. jackson pulling off a bald head. i tried to get w/ one of the brides maids. things went well. we danced, flirted, held hands, and kissed. then she went to get her car (i had come w/ a friend) and all hell broke loose. she drove over a set of the one way spikes. you know, the ones that if you go in one direction over they depress but if you go the wrong way they shred the fuck out of your tires. next thing i know, i'm paying for a taxi cause my potential lay has 4 flat shreded tires. lame.ass.shit.


Wouldn't that be six tires? Don't the short buses have dual rear wheels?

}{arlequin
09-14-2008, 08:13 AM
He thinks he's pulling off the sweater vest. That's all
he's got a good start to a gryffindor uniform right there

The Dude
09-14-2008, 08:13 AM
people who "pull it off" know that if you're wearing a tie you tuck in your collar points

mongo
09-14-2008, 11:55 AM
at the begining of the night, the collar was tucked in. fucker.

Bill Paxton
09-14-2008, 12:02 PM
i look way better than you.

http://img18.imagevenue.com/loc1044/th_83907_140_122_1044lo.JPG (http://img18.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83907_140_122_1044lo.JPG)

and no, i don't know who the dork is.

My dead grandfather called he said he wants his sweater vest back.





...I'm just kidding, he just said you look like a total faggot.

mongo
09-14-2008, 12:20 PM
why do you dumb fucks keep calling it a sweater vest? last time i looked at that pic, that sweater had sleeves.

Bill Paxton
09-14-2008, 12:24 PM
why do you dumb fucks keep calling it a sweater vest? last time i looked at that pic, that sweater had sleeves.

I don't know, I don't have that much inVESTed in correctly describing your gay ass outfit.

UNC
09-15-2008, 07:33 AM
Daddy's little helper

http://img148.imagevenue.com/loc986/th_82612_Snapshot_20080915_1_123_986lo.jpg (http://img148.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=82612_Snapshot_20080915_1_123_986lo. jpg)

feith
09-15-2008, 07:46 AM
Mongo your outfit reminds me of the boys uniforms from my catholic grade school,
congrats.

UNC
09-15-2008, 08:04 AM
post your tits

VoxAngelikus
09-15-2008, 08:37 AM
The guy with the green afro is sexy

6655321
09-15-2008, 09:01 AM
Daddy's little helper

http://img148.imagevenue.com/loc986/th_82612_Snapshot_20080915_1_123_986lo.jpg (http://img148.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=82612_Snapshot_20080915_1_123_986lo. jpg)

i think we're on the same diet..

}{arlequin
09-15-2008, 09:29 AM
it's eery but mongo reminds me of vettel

vasili denisov
09-15-2008, 10:32 AM
Mongo your outfit reminds me of the boys uniforms from my catholic grade school,
congrats.
Is it the outfit that reminds you of catholic grade school, or the boy kneeling close to him?

medlar
09-15-2008, 11:14 AM
I used to wear a cath. sch. uniform and I had a sweater exactly like that. We called it a jumper

6655321
09-15-2008, 11:15 AM
hawt.

medlar
09-15-2008, 11:16 AM
Very. And it itched like a bitch.

ruffdog
09-15-2008, 11:22 AM
And I'm OK but my watch sick, yeah my drop sick, yeah my glock sick and my knot thick
IM It!
Motherfucker I'm Ill!

medlar
09-15-2008, 11:40 AM
And I'm OK but my watch sick, yeah my drop sick, yeah my glock sick and my knot thick
IM It!
Motherfucker I'm Ill!

he's a beast, hes a dog, he's a muthafuckin problem.
ok your a goon but whats a goon to a goblin...

meh

}{arlequin
09-15-2008, 11:42 AM
shitty lyrics thread?

medlar
09-15-2008, 11:48 AM
shitty lyrics thread?


It could only get better.
"I'm a venereal disease like a menstural bleed"

UNC
09-15-2008, 12:38 PM
http://img213.imagevenue.com/loc411/th_00893_Snapshot_20080915_3_122_411lo.jpg (http://img213.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=00893_Snapshot_20080915_3_122_411lo. jpg)

Morfin
09-15-2008, 12:42 PM
The only thing that'd make your picture look more redneck would be if that lovely velour chair had been on the porch.

UNC
09-15-2008, 12:43 PM
I could have been chewing tobacco

Angry Ass Messican Dude
09-15-2008, 12:46 PM
And beating off to your sister.

medlar
09-15-2008, 08:50 PM
Last weekend end of summer pissup I wanted to not be at and The Adults were not drinking responsibly so I had to man the bbq ..focus.. thinking seven minutes each side and milf titties @ three oclock.
http://files.myopera.com/jim91/albums/541239/bbq.jpg

Jericho
09-15-2008, 08:52 PM
shut up, medlar

medlar
09-15-2008, 08:54 PM
But I can't.

Poop Sailboat
09-15-2008, 09:06 PM
those are actually medlar's mom's titties.

UNC
09-15-2008, 09:13 PM
Sexy
http://img171.imagevenue.com/loc1103/th_31802_Snapshot_20080915_122_1103lo.jpg (http://img171.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=31802_Snapshot_20080915_122_1103lo.j pg)

Poop Sailboat
09-15-2008, 09:15 PM
you totally look 25.

AJ
09-15-2008, 09:16 PM
More like 25 to life.

Poop Sailboat
09-15-2008, 09:17 PM
^5!

Archetype
09-15-2008, 09:21 PM
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n5/spaceguy_2006/hl0010.jpg

Wicked widow's peak.

medlar
09-15-2008, 10:01 PM
I was just thinking. That's a lot of responsiblity and pressure to be cooking meat like that for that many people. I mean I've never cooked hamburgers before. I was just told seven minutes each side. No pink. I could have struck everone there down with salmonella. I wielded a great power.

I am also going to bet I'll be told to shut up by Ogre. I can feel it.

AJ
09-15-2008, 10:04 PM
I was just thinking. That's a lot of responsiblity and pressure to be cooking meat like that for that many people. I mean I've never cooked hamburgers before. I was just told seven minutes each side. No pink. I could have struck everone there down with salmonella. I wielded a great power.

I am also going to bet I'll be told to shut up by Ogre. I can feel it.

Trust me, any idiot that's cooking a burger THAT LONG on BOTH SIDES isn't going to give anyone any sort of food poisoning. You may as well just feed them charcoal.

AJ
09-15-2008, 10:05 PM
A normal good sized burger doesn't need anymore than 4-5 minutes per side
on a 450 degree grill.

Jericho
09-15-2008, 10:08 PM
Why won't you shut up,medlar

Bill
09-16-2008, 03:47 AM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/drunksincerity/31802_Snapshot_20080915_122_1103lo.jpg

The last thing she sees and hears before the roofies kick in...

MDiver01
09-16-2008, 05:00 AM
scary

mirt
09-16-2008, 07:20 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/35nc2uw.jpg

The GWD
09-16-2008, 07:21 PM
PBR?

Classy.

mirt
09-16-2008, 07:22 PM
i am a classy girl

Face
09-16-2008, 07:27 PM
OMG!

6655321
09-16-2008, 07:56 PM
http://i35.tinypic.com/35nc2uw.jpg


pbr, you're after my own <3.

The GWD
09-16-2008, 07:57 PM
I already said that. Don't bite my fucking style.

6655321
09-16-2008, 07:59 PM
you said classy, mine was better.

Le Goat
09-16-2008, 08:07 PM
I SEE UGLY PEOPLE

dantino
09-16-2008, 08:11 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/drunksincerity/31802_Snapshot_20080915_122_1103lo.jpg

The last thing she sees and hears before the roofies kick in...


Holy shit that made me squirt beer out my nose laughing so hard.

Le Goat
09-16-2008, 08:14 PM
i vote a sexy Rape PS Contest

RedBEARD
09-16-2008, 08:19 PM
Pictures from the Goat family birthday bash?

AJ
09-16-2008, 08:25 PM
The "TWO MORE SIPS" thing is a Patton Oswalt reference, right?

Le Goat
09-16-2008, 08:25 PM
Pictures from the Goat family birthday bash?
no, this is...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/fb878759.gif

Archetype
09-17-2008, 02:39 AM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/IMG_0849_JPG.jpghttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/IMG_0850_JPG.jpg

That's just fuckin creepy.

Claydon
09-17-2008, 02:40 AM
what?

MDiver01
09-17-2008, 02:41 AM
what?

Archetype
09-17-2008, 02:44 AM
There being 2 seconds between pics. AND NONE OF THE PEOPLE ARE THE SAME. That can't be right, I must be looking at something through a couple thousand mirrors.

Mustard
09-17-2008, 02:52 AM
DID it ever occur to you that there may be more than one passenger car?

MDiver01
09-17-2008, 02:54 AM
GTFO!

Archetype
09-17-2008, 02:55 AM
AH. Sorry, I'm dumb.


Srsly tho, is nobody else creeped out by the dude by the door looking directly at the lens?

Mustard
09-17-2008, 02:56 AM
GTFO!
Why did I imagine you saying that like Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop 3?

MDiver01
09-17-2008, 02:58 AM
AH. Sorry, I'm dumb.


Srsly tho, is nobody else creeped out by the dude by the door looking directly at the lens?
Looks like he is looking off to me.





Why did I imagine you saying that like Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop 3?
Because thats where I was channeling my energy from

Mustard
09-17-2008, 03:03 AM
super

UNC
09-17-2008, 08:29 AM
http://img167.imagevenue.com/loc1085/th_58537_Snapshot_20080917_122_1085lo.jpg (http://img167.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=58537_Snapshot_20080917_122_1085lo.j pg)

UNC
09-17-2008, 08:42 AM
For oggie

http://img229.imagevenue.com/loc121/th_59330_Snapshot_20080917_1_122_121lo.jpg (http://img229.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59330_Snapshot_20080917_1_122_121lo. jpg)

medlar
09-17-2008, 08:46 AM
haha. classic crotch hold.

Oggie
09-17-2008, 08:49 AM
For oggie

http://img229.imagevenue.com/loc121/th_59330_Snapshot_20080917_1_122_121lo.jpg (http://img229.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59330_Snapshot_20080917_1_122_121lo. jpg)
I need a bigger version.

Edit: Or I could just click on that one I suppose.

feith
09-17-2008, 08:51 AM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Pictures015-1-1.jpg
:)

medlar
09-17-2008, 08:52 AM
Good morning Feith. :D

UNC
09-17-2008, 08:57 AM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Pictures015-1-1.jpg
:)


I'd hit it

I like the glasses...but you look like you botox

feith
09-17-2008, 08:58 AM
gooood morning mister medlar!
;)

feith
09-17-2008, 08:59 AM
I'd hit it

I like the glasses...but you look like you botox


botox?

i'm too young for botox.

however i am fucked up from nitrous in this picture most likely.:D

UNC
09-17-2008, 09:02 AM
You face looks puffy. You have a big butt? This is medically relevant. I'm a doctor

feith
09-17-2008, 09:03 AM
You face looks puffy. You have a big butt? This is medically relevant. I'm a doctor


hahaha no i have no arse.
:(

UNC
09-17-2008, 09:05 AM
Looks like you're gonna pull through

medlar
09-17-2008, 09:10 AM
hahaha no i have no arse.
:(


How do you mean no arse? Do squats!;)

UNC
09-17-2008, 09:11 AM
Fucking black guys is the quickest way to obtain booty.

Everyone knows this

UNC
09-17-2008, 09:11 AM
ps...Face's ass is huge

Archangel
09-17-2008, 09:12 AM
I like a girl with glasses.

feith
09-17-2008, 09:22 AM
i'm going to go with squats..
and not fucking black men.

i have a petite arse, and huge boobs, i've come to the conclusion that i am not atomically correct.

but neither is Barbie!
rofl.

Archangel
09-17-2008, 09:25 AM
Atomically incorrect? As in, there's something worng with your molecular structure?

zillionaire
09-17-2008, 09:34 AM
Feith, how tall are you?

UNC
09-17-2008, 09:34 AM
http://img146.imagevenue.com/loc946/th_62683_Snapshot_20080917_3_122_946lo.jpg (http://img146.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=62683_Snapshot_20080917_3_122_946lo. jpg)

Stax
09-17-2008, 09:39 AM
Atomically incorrect? As in, there's something worng with your molecular structure?

I get jokez

medlar
09-17-2008, 09:39 AM
feith is 5'4

UNC
09-17-2008, 09:41 AM
My cock is 7.4