Post Your Picture

[zaphrodesiac]

You won't post the pink jumpsuit

[DjAg]

You won't post the pink jumpsuit

I'm trying to think of the children! Do not sway me to the dark side!

[zaphrodesiac]

Marcus already owns the children. Pink jumpsuit or you're a bitch ass nug

[DjAg]

bitch ass nug?... NOES! I MUST DEFEND MY ONLINE CRED!

Not sure how exactly this defends it, but whatever:

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/n295500390_6056_23.jpg

[medlar]

omg.


Awesome.

[zaphrodesiac]

Djag wins!

[medlar]

I got get me a sweatheadband. Rocking.

[Face]

I met everlast this weekend.
cool motherfucker.
http://i38.tinypic.com/18d4ea.jpg
did he let you put your head up to his chest and listen to his artificial heart valve?

[}{arlequin]

shooting

http://i33.tinypic.com/2q9yj5e.jpg

http://i38.tinypic.com/357h69v.jpg


screwing around on the shuffleboard

http://i37.tinypic.com/2rqc0oj.jpg

[AJ]

Are those Brunswick Gold Crown III's?

[}{arlequin]

most likely. not sure what the diff is between III and IV but these have 'ball return' and no counters on the rails. i prefer basic pockets instead of the ball return system, but other than that, it's the quintessential pool table

[The Dude]

up at the family property there is a kickass table. it's an antique, so there's new leather pockets and stuff, but its the same design and all. that fucking thing is HEAVY. i've moved some pool tables before, but this thing was a monster. ton, ton and a half easy

[Claydon]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/P1000121.jpg

Hiking back from a shore dive on the N. Shore of Ohau last August. 1/4 mile hike, 96 degrees, humid, and Im in wetsuit and 50 pounds of gear.......but what a dive!

[nuclearjew]

A whole quarter mile?!?

[AJ]

Well, when the gear you're carrying is half your weight it makes it a little tough.

[zaphrodesiac]

Hiking back from a shore dive on the N. Shore of Ohau last August. 1/4 mile hike, 96 degrees, humid, and Im in wetsuit and 50 pounds of gear.......but what a dive!

The picture wasn't taken by a woman who made it much faster than you was it?

[Claydon]

A whole quarter mile?!?

see those rocks out there, VERY SHARP, see those booties im wearing, VERY THIN neoprene. Very hot, very humid and hauling gear always sucks balls. SCUBA gear is not meant to be walked around in, get in the water and all is well, walk around a bit and it sucks balls.

[Claydon]

The picture wasn't taken by a woman who made it much faster than you was it?

nah! I think my mom took the picture, right past that post was the house we were staying.

[mongo]

see those rocks out there, VERY SHARP, see those booties im wearing, VERY THIN neoprene. Very hot, very humid and hauling gear always sucks balls. SCUBA gear is not meant to be walked around in, get in the water and all is well, walk around a bit and it sucks balls.

yeah. no shit. ever thought about getting to the dive site IN A FUCKING BOAT?

[Claydon]

yeah. no shit. ever thought about getting to the dive site IN A FUCKING BOAT?

no boat ramps for over a mile, besides, it is dangerous to get too close to these corals in a boat, you are more likely to damage the boat. The hike sucks, but the entry is fucking sweet, you just slip into an ancient lava tube, descend 15m, swim in the tube about another 30m and you are out in the ocean.

[Claydon]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/100_2315.jpg

Pic of me descending into that ancient lava tube, called the 'elevator'.

[mongo]

i need to get me some cs3 rapidshare links. fuck.

[Kerjack]

Stop it, you are making me want to go diving and I can't afford it right now

[Claydon]

I read about a group that goes diving in old missile silos in montana, since a lot of them flooded with water. it is cold, dark and very deep.

[AJ]

I read about a group that goes diving in old missile silos in montana, since a lot of them flooded with water. it is cold, dark and very deep.

Kinda like your wife's vagina?

[Claydon]

Kinda like your wife's vagina?

do you even know what a vag is?

[Kerjack]

I read about a group that goes diving in old missile silos in montana, since a lot of them flooded with water. it is cold, dark and very deep.


And the only point is to Freeze/Shit yourself/and maybe Die.

[VoxAngelikus]

Those who knew me on the old board know I have some photos that are significantly worse than this...

Before:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/n5506330_12959740_1767.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/n295500390_7536_4734.jpg


AFTER (drunk):
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/n642115956_1055024_5053.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/n642115956_1055034_8582.jpg


Did you get AIDS? Or cancer?

[Banon]

I dunno but the ugly stick surely beat the fuck out of this guy.

[}{arlequin]

i don't know whether to be shocked or impressed by the 'fro. real life napoleon?

[Alcestis]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/100_2315.jpg

Pic of me descending into that ancient lava tube, called the 'elevator'.

Diving alone?

[mongo]

he already has sex alone, why shouldn't he dive alone?

[Claydon]

Diving alone?

No, my father in law was already at the bottom of the tube waiting for me. I as doing a final check of my octopus.

[swss]

nice pic claydon.... i bet it's amazing down there...

[MDiver01]

bet I could dive better than you.

[BHM]

No, my father in law was already at the bottom of the tube waiting for me. I as doing a final check of my octopus.
Sounds vaguely......dirty.

[6655321]

i can't step out back without this happening. why do ducks always assume you have bread?

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/002-1.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/003.jpg

[Muji]

your ducks are ugly

[mongo]

you should buy a gun.

[6655321]

they are some fucking ugly ducks.

[Muji]

where do you live? under a bench at the local park?

[6655321]

where do you live? under a bench at the local park?

in a lovely lakefront community.

[Bill Paxton]

Those who knew me on the old board know I have some photos that are significantly worse than this...

Before:
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/n5506330_12959740_1767.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/n295500390_7536_4734.jpg


AFTER (drunk):
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/n642115956_1055024_5053.jpg
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/n642115956_1055034_8582.jpg


Sweet Maddox T-shirt. That would be incredibly fucking edgy if it were 2001

[UNC]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081005.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

Psst! Someone dropped a pretty heavy load in your hair.

[Poop Sailboat]

the pat riley look is always classy.

[UNC]

I was going for the "Riley"

[Poop Sailboat]

i could have sworn i just said that.

[UNC]

Most people have you on ignore

[Poop Sailboat]

apparently you don't.

[UNC]

I wanted to see what the fuss was all about

[Claydon]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/P1000200.jpg


Smoking a lovely Monte Christo White Robusto on the N. Shore. This is an observation deck above the house we were staying at, and looks out directly into the ocean. I think I was on my 4th glass of Mac 18 single malt.

[Claydon]

oh yah, post rehearsal dinner, hence the lei.

[nuclearjew]

You look like how I would think Paul Reubens looks at the end of his porn theater viewing.

[Archetype]

I was gonna say old lesbian.

[Spanky]

http://i38.tinypic.com/155qamx.gif

[Claydon]

You look like how I would think Paul Reubens looks at the end of his porn theater viewing.

awesome!

[Claydon]

http://i38.tinypic.com/155qamx.gif


yah, when I posted the pic I kinda of knew spanky would do this......predictable, funny, but predictable none the less.

[Spanky]

im sorry, i can't understand you, your mouth is full of penis, lulzers

[6655321]

he's got the cock breaths.

[}{arlequin]

too easy but still lulzy

[6655321]

too easy but still lulzy

claydon takes all of his pictures with the idea of shopping a penis into his mouth.

[Spanky]

i live for cheap lulz

[Mustard]

and hookers.

[Spanky]

cheap hookers

[}{arlequin]

looking out on the water at night.... unless there's at least some moonlight, you're just staring into dark

[6655321]

cheap hookers

the tranny variety? you really get what you pay for.

[Mustard]

cheap hookers
right. i figured that much was implied.

how about animals?

[mongo]

my movies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>claydon's gay pics.

[Spanky]

right. i figured that much was implied.

how about animals?
too hairy

[6655321]

my movies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>claydon's gay pics.

you finally take the plunge into gay-for-pay flicks?

[}{arlequin]

LET"S GO REDSOXXXX!!!!

[Mustard]

my movies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>claydon's gay pics.
moar plz
too hairy
what, you never hear of a razor before?

[Muji]

i would rather see 9000 pics of plastic models or 9852 pics of UNC than i would any pic claydon posts

he could post a pic of him fucking a midget with no arms and i would still hate him

[Face]

Well no model pics today, sorry Muji...

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/dinner.jpg
My sister came to town for the weekend, she's going back to vancouver tomorrow so we went out to dinner at a local pub

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/poby.jpg
My sister's dog, Poby... we don't know what breed he is, some kind of northern mutt... she found him roaming around under her house when she was living in the northwest territories and adopted him. He was pretty feral when she found him, but he's a little sweetheart now

[6655321]

i see you chose fries over a side salad, bold move.

[Archetype]

That sister looks delicious.

[mongo]

your sis has some big fuckin' thighs. you have some big fuckin' tits.

[6655321]

i haven't seen a pair of black denim jeans in forever. canada is so behind the times.

[mongo]

also, how do you go to a pub and not get a beer? the table next to yours has it figured out.

[Hodge]

i haven't seen a pair of black denim jeans in forever. canada is so behind the times.
Have you seen the models???? Face is behind the times.

[Mustard]

I think the picture looks fine, a good happy setting.

I think the blonde is a lesbian.

[Face]

i see you chose fries over a side salad, bold move.
the burger has salad on it, that's good enough

[Face]

I think the blonde is a lesbian.
you are mistaken

[Mustard]

you are mistaken
well, i had a 50/50 chance. oh well.

[Deadhead Derek]

you're getting old, sam.

[Face]

gonna be 30 in barely a year

[Mustard]

haha

[Claydon]

my god face is a behemoth!

[AJ]

Face looks like the fat kid that someone should have run over. Actually, he's the fat kid from Butterfly Effect that had his childhood ruined, then just sits in his pathetic ass room all day doing models.

Un... fucking.... canny.

[Oggie]

Oggie and Marquis at Karaoke Night:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Oggie1226/l_90bd15c5389148558e15960f95ceb638.jpg

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Oggie1226/l_73d1e8a05b58404d8abdb541750391a5.jpg

He's such a rebel.
There's a pic of me singing Mr. Roboto, but it didn't come out so good.
You lose...all of you.

[Datači]

You shouldn't dye your hair.

[Oggie]

I don't.
The gray only comes out in the beard.
There's a few gray guys by the temple, but there's definitely no dye.

[6655321]

did you know marquis before gmf?

[mxlplkt]

Oggie's got the Elvis hair going on.

[}{arlequin]

just one of those mr. roboto-by-oggie videos would be equal to all of marcus' videos

[6655321]

Oggie's got the Elvis hair going on.

i need a vid of oggie singing this with that hair.

IvemMG5bgQA

[mxlplkt]

Oggie's crooning gets the ladies swooning.

[Banon]

I'd also love to see a vid of Oggie jamin'.

Get. it. done. Ogster!

[Banon]

Occasionally I have to pull off being a Saints fan:

http://www.miamihost.net/ims/u/B9/kids/DSC00003.JPG

[Banon]

I can play the Who Dat song on a piano. True story.

[Banon]

don't make me bust out my 1995 electric keyboard....

[Da Raider]

Occasionally I have to pull off being a Saints fan:

http://www.miamihost.net/ims/u/B9/kids/DSC00003.JPG

Fucking imposter. Why didn't you wear your Cowboys gear?

[Le Goat]

Ok so I got a text yesterday from an old fuck buddy who now lives about an hour away from me, in an apt. about 30ft from the lake I practically grew up on. Anyways, she wanted me to come watch the Cowboys game with her so I did. I drove out, got shit faced drunk, went back to her apt and I cooked her some burgers and after that we fooled around for a bit. I somehow passed out on the couch and she in her bed. I woke up this morning and she was gone. I texted her asking where she went and she said she just left for work and I can stay all day if I wanted. I thought it was weird but not weird enough for me to rummage through her house, lookin for nude pics or something like that. I only came up with this :(

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/Phone/9deb301d.jpg

[Banon]

Fucking imposter. Why didn't you wear your Cowboys gear?


Cause only fucking losers do shit like that, plus I like pulling for the Saints. However, I do wear Cowboys stuff when they come to the dome.

[}{arlequin]

pills, toys, lube, batteries, AND LEMONHEADS!!!!


sounds like a fun girl

[Le Goat]

pills, toys, lube, batteries, AND LEMONHEADS!!!!


sounds like a fun girl

I think he lemon heads were used as anal beads


also, I REALLY hope those pills arent for Herpes/Gonorrhea/The Clap etc...


GOD DAMN IT I SEE A KNIFE!

[}{arlequin]

GOD DAMN IT I SEE A KNIFE!
you know how that goes, once you hear the safeword you gotta cut the ropes fast!

[Le Goat]

Ok someone count the Dildo/vibrators for me. I think i see four...

[Le Goat]

you know how that goes, once you hear the safeword you gotta cut the ropes fast!

notice the vaginal juices on the vibe upfront... bitch is juicy, and tighter than I though she'd be for such a whore.

[6655321]

whatever happened to chick's using veggies to pleasure themselves?

[Candycane]

whatever happened to chick's using veggies to pleasure themselves?


Veggies are great especially European Cucumbers which are seedless and longer, but sometimes veggies get bruised and are porous. Sometimes you want a harder exterior with a gushy center, and you want more shapes and varieties. It's best to keep an open mind and vag when thinking of tools of the trade.

[6655321]

the european cucumbers are also textured. a plus for you ladies. and TiM.

[Le Goat]

whatever happened to chick's using veggies to pleasure themselves?
http://www.tiava.com/movies/cucumber0.php

[Le Goat]

Veggies are great especially European Cucumbers which are seedless and longer, but sometimes veggie sget bruised and are porous. Sometimes you want a harder exterior with a gushy center, and you want more shapes and varieties. It's best to keep an open mind and vag when thinking of tools of the trade.

www.brutaldildos.com sounds like something you'd enjoy

[6655321]

those are some impressive dildos.

[}{arlequin]

are those pink furry cuffs??? niiiice

[6655321]

are those pink furry cuffs??? niiiice

they'd be more fun if they were police issue. i used to be friend's with a guy that swore by fucking a girl with a loaded gun to her head.

[Pax Britannia]

they'd be more fun if they were police issue. i used to be friend's with a guy that swore by fucking a girl with a loaded gun to her head.

Your friend is a rapist.

[6655321]

Your friend is a rapist.

po-tay-to, po-tah-to

[Le Goat]

Your friend is a rapist.

The fuck did you just call me?!?

[Pax Britannia]

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii85/Raptor08_2008/35ku42f.jpg

[Claydon]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/P1000177.jpg

Driving to dinner somewhere in honolulu.



http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/P1000210.jpg

Hiking out to another shore dive near Shark's Cove N. Shore Ohau. Im the 2nd to last diver, with the neon yellow fins.

[Pax Britannia]

Neon yellow fins?

Why Claydon? Why?!?!?

[Claydon]

Neon yellow fins?

Why Claydon? Why?!?!?

They can be easily seen in 80 feet of water.

Wait, you are a brit....they can be easily seen in 26m of water or 1 league of water.

[Le Goat]

way to queer up the thread there Claydon

[Morfin]

They look like Neon Green fins to me.

[Claydon]

They look like Neon Green fins to me.

i assure you they are yellow

[Pax Britannia]

They look like Neon Green fins to me.

I bet traffic lights are a challenge for you.

[Claydon]

I bet traffic lights are a challenge for you.

Don't mind him, Morfin is practically canadian!

[Pax Britannia]

Don't mind him, Morfin is practically canadian!

Now there's no need for that is there.

[Claydon]

Now there's no need for that is there.

Look at face.......

nuff said
the horror.....the horror

[}{arlequin]

i assure you they are yellow
in shark/surfing terms, that is called "yum yum yellow"

[Claydon]

in shark/surfing terms, that is called "yum yum yellow"

hahaha!

Well, diving in those waters say in the early morning or at night is a real risk. Tiger Sharks are quite common in those waters and they are true man eaters. I went diving once at night right there before I knew this minor factoid.

[Morfin]

Don't mind him, Morfin is practically canadian!

I can almost see Canada from my house, therefore, I have foreign policy experience.

[Pax Britannia]

I once beat the shit out of a shark.

It may have already been dead though, it was upside down.

[Claydon]

I can almost see Canada from my house, therefore, I have foreign policy experience.

Yes, yes you do!

[Face]

I can almost see Canada from my house, therefore, I have foreign policy experience.
I can see the US from my house, I'm better than you

[Claydon]

I once beat the shit out of a shark.

It may have already been dead though, it was upside down.

You brute!

[Pax Britannia]

You brute!

It was either him or me.

[Claydon]

I can see the US from my house, I'm better than you

no...you just envy our .99 cent double cheese burgers at mcdonalds.

[Face]

no...you just envy our .99 cent double cheese burgers at mcdonalds.
yeah that extra $0.30 is just killing me, especially for a food product I don't ever buy

[Pax Britannia]

especially for a food product I don't ever buy

Why must you turn this thread into a house of lies?

[Morfin]

yeah that extra $0.30 is just killing me, especially for a food product I don't ever buy

That's right. Because real Canadians don't go to McDonald's, they go to Harvey's.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I can see the US from my house, I'm better than youSo can I. Pwnt.

[Face]

my Enterprise is about 85% finished

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/TOS%20Enterprise/entpaint01.jpg

yay!

[NOTKyle]

Have you ever tried to sell a finished product?

[Pax Britannia]

Nice.

I wonder what the Abrams re-design is going to look like.

[mongo]

gonna be 30 in barely a year

my Enterprise is about 85% finished

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/TOS%20Enterprise/entpaint01.jpg

yay!

lulz.

[Face]

Nice.

I wonder what the Abrams re-design is going to look like.
I can't imagine it'll look all that different, the shape and proportions of the ship will probably remain basically the same, but with added surface detail like hull plating, a more detailed paint job etc
Have you ever tried to sell a finished product?
no, but I have been approached by a certain high ranking member of this forum who shall remain nameless to build something for him...

[NOTKyle]

Mongo, 2600 posts on a message board doesn't make you a grown up.

[mongo]

Mongo, 2600 posts on a message board doesn't make you a grown up.

no it doesn't, but an active sex life and lack of model building do.

[Face]

no it doesn't, but an active sex life and lack of model building do.
I have an active sex life!

[Pax Britannia]

I have an active sex life!

Non cyber?

[NOTKyle]

no it doesn't, but an active sex life and lack of model building do.

I'm actively sexy.

[Face]

Non cyber?
correct

[Void]

Has feith shown her exposed tits in here yet?

[Kerjack]

Sex is overrated

[Pax Britannia]

correct

Good Lord :eek:

[mongo]

correct

lies!

[Mustard]

less models, and more tits.

[Lone Wolf]

my Enterprise is about 85% finished

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/TOS%20Enterprise/entpaint01.jpg

yay!

What happens after it is built? How many cup cakes in are you?

[Mustard]

those are not tits!

[Lone Wolf]

They're the closest some of you might get

[Mustard]

Hey, i've got money, and I know where the hookers/strippers are.

[Face]

What happens after it is built? How many cup cakes in are you?
I put it on the shelf and admire my skill, then next year I'll enter it in a show and contest so that others can admire my skill

PS I don't eat cupcakes

[The GWD]

PS I don't eat cupcakes

BULLFUCKINGSHIT.

[Face]

when they're offered to me, I'll eat them, but I don't go out of my way to procure them

[Titus_Pullo]

No Tastykakes in the Great White North? No black people?

[The GWD]

A cupcake is a miniature cake, that I can hold in the palm of my hand. It makes me god.

[Pax Britannia]

Who doesn't eat cupcakes?

The Germans.

They prefer to dine on the souls of the innocent. Ask Arch.

[Pax Britannia]

I hate those guys.

[Stax]

Don't you know? Nazis don't exist and neither does the Holocaust. Arch told me that too.

[Pax Britannia]

Thats comforting.

[Le Goat]

Cupcakes>Hitler.

Are you retarded?!?!!?!?

[Lone Wolf]

I put it on the shelf and admire my skill, then next year I'll enter it in a show and contest so that others can admire my skill

PS I don't eat cupcakes

A show? Is it hard to be the ruler of the virgin race?

[IdiotBrain]

I bet the job comes with a burger king crown and a fucking sweet towel/cape.

Whoever referred to mcdonalds as food... never again. Thank you.

[Archangel]

GTFO of Gen Con.

[Duncndisorderly]

.....PS I don't eat cupcakes...

thats a lie you fat fuck

[Tar Heel]

I bet the job comes with a burger king crown and a fucking sweet towel/cape.

Whoever referred to mcdonalds as food... never again. Thank you.

Their fries are the only thing worth mentioning.

[6655321]

lecter, post your wife's bewbs already. i'm tired of asking.

[}{arlequin]

another pool hall. another blurry night


http://i38.tinypic.com/2mfgegg.jpg

[6655321]

holy shit, you see dead people.

[Pax Britannia]

Who ya gonna call?

[6655321]

Who ya gonna call?

g4uxIo4t7xM

[}{arlequin]

turns out ghosts are camera shy

[mxlplkt]

My grandmother had a couch the same material as your shirt.

[}{arlequin]

sweet. in the neighborhood where this place is, the brokeback look is in

[6655321]

My grandmother had a couch the same material as your shirt.

must've been a pretty fuckin awesome couch then.

[mxlplkt]

must've been a pretty fuckin awesome couch then.
Grandpa was a pimp. He left the plastic on it for a reason. knowatImean!

[mxlplkt]

Couldn't control his bowels is all.

[6655321]

Grandpa was a pimp. He left the plastic on it for a reason. knowatImean!

oh snap! he didn't want to get his old man jizz on everything. that's what you were hinting at, right?

edit - well, fuck.

[mxlplkt]

oh snap! he didn't want to get his old man jizz on everything. that's what you were hinting at, right?

edit - well, fuck.
That stuff was like powdered milk after a while.

[6655321]

That stuff was like powdered milk after a while.

you could just vacuum the dusty residue up.

[mxlplkt]

you could just vacuum the dusty residue up.
Grandma & her bridge ladies would snort that shit right on up.

[6655321]

Grandma & her bridge ladies would snort that shit right on up.

well, they've gotta meet their daily protein requirement somehow.

[}{arlequin]

think of the post nasal drip!!!

[6655321]

so they're still trying to turn this monstrosity into a mega bass pro shop. that should help bring all the inbred rednecks out of arkansas and into memphis. hooray.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/107.jpg

[}{arlequin]

cool building but a waste for pro shops. what's next, llbean?

[Pax Britannia]

Nobody tell them A-rabs built the pyramids.

[}{arlequin]

Nobody tell them A-rabs built the pyramids.
and the french.

[Pax Britannia]

and the french.

Throw in some commies for the ultimate axis of evil!

[6655321]

i was forced to go to an elton john concert at the pyramid as a kid. i'm still haunted to this day, no offense }{!

[6655321]

cool building but a waste for pro shops. what's next, llbean?

they proposed building a ginormous bass head that comes off of the back of the building and juts out over the water.

[}{arlequin]

no wurez. my inner elton is at peace w/ this

[}{arlequin]

they proposed building a ginormous bass head that comes off of the back of the building and juts out over the water.
it'll be just like DOLLYWOOD!!!!

[Pax Britannia]

i was forced to go to an elton john concert at the pyramid as a kid. i'm still haunted to this day, no offense }{!

It's a miracle you escaped with your anal virginity intact.

[6655321]

It's a miracle you escaped with your anal virginity intact.

...yea...i ...uh...totally escaped with it....

[RedBEARD]

it'll be just like DOLLYWOOD!!!!Minus the gigantic and somewhat grotesque fake titties.

[}{arlequin]

fish with tits could be nice... or a mermaid


http://i34.tinypic.com/2uepa0z.jpg

[RedBEARD]

But when the mermaid looks like this...

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Dolly%20Parton.jpg

Slightly different result.

[}{arlequin]

if a midget stood right in front of her while it is raining, would he get wet?

[Morfin]

Minus the gigantic and somewhat grotesque fake titties.

But when the mermaid looks like this...

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Dolly%20Parton.jpg

Slightly different result.

What do you mean "fake?" Here's another photo of her. She's all natural, I tell ya.

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/3217/anniefannymort.gif

[Banon]

Is there pictures of her naked tits? I'd like to see them.

[}{arlequin]

some days it's less fun than others


http://i37.tinypic.com/4rz62e.jpg

[Face]

My Enterprise and Klingon Battlecruiser are both about 95% finished

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/TOS%20Enterprise/both09.jpg

yay!

[}{arlequin]

When you are done you can make them fight.

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=156935&postcount=2266

[Pax Britannia]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=156935&postcount=2266

Dont do this. It could get ugly.

[Archangel]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=156935&postcount=2266

Meh, I love Star Wars to death, but I'm neither socially awkward nor have ever had much of a problem getting laid...

[Pax Britannia]

Meh, I love Star Wars to death, but I'm neither socially awkward nor have ever had much of a problem getting laid...

If you created a website solely dedicated to who would win between The Empire and The Federation you might be:

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/

[Nature's Folly]

My Enterprise and Klingon Battlecruiser are both about 95% finished

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/TOS%20Enterprise/both09.jpg

yay!

Which goes up your ass?

[Nature's Folly]

If you created a website solely dedicated to who would win between The Empire and The Federation you might be:

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/

Trek.

[Pax Britannia]

Trek.

Must.....ignore....the ignorance

[Face]

Trek.
no

[Spanky]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2ry3dzt.gif

[Archangel]

Trekkies are dicks. The only argument they have for the perceived "superiority" of their beloved Trek is "scientific accuracy" which, when talking about sci-fi space sagas, is like saying that Narnia is better than LotR because it's more "realistic", or that Katie Price's tits look less fake than Pamela Anderson's, especially considering that Star Wars never set out to be anything more than a fairy tale, just with X-Wings instead of horses and star destroyers instead of dragons.

I'll also go on record and say that the worst of the Star Wars movies is still leagues ahead of all Trek flicks with the possible exceptions of VI and VIII.

[Pax Britannia]

Trekkies are dicks. The only argument they have for the perceived "superiority" of their beloved Trek is "scientific accuracy"

It doesnt seem to matter to them that warp drive is powered by an incredibly powerful crystal that doesnt exist.

[Nature's Folly]

no
yes.

[Nature's Folly]

It doesnt seem to matter to them that warp drive is powered by an incredibly powerful crystal that doesnt exist.

You're right, i'm not hardcore enough to even know what star wars ships are powered by.

Lollipops and puppy dog tails?

[Pax Britannia]

You're right, i'm not hardcore enough to even know what star wars ships are powered by.

Lollipops and puppy dog tails?

Star Destroyers are powered by win I believe.

[Nature's Folly]

Trekkies are dicks. The only argument they have for the perceived "superiority" of their beloved Trek is "scientific accuracy" which, when talking about sci-fi space sagas, is like saying that Narnia is better than LotR because it's more "realistic", or that Katie Price's tits look less fake than Pamela Anderson's, especially considering that Star Wars never set out to be anything more than a fairy tale, just with X-Wings instead of horses and star destroyers instead of dragons.

I'll also go on record and say that the worst of the Star Wars movies is still leagues ahead of all Trek flicks with the possible exceptions of VI and VIII.

Wrath of Khan. WRATH OF MOTHER FUCKING KHAN!!!

[Face]

Trekkies are dicks. The only argument they have for the perceived "superiority" of their beloved Trek is "scientific accuracy"
how the fuck can made up science be accurate? The mere concept is patently absurd

[Nature's Folly]

Star Destroyers are powered by win I believe.

By Anakin's pussy ass tears? Oops sorry "Darth Vader".

[Archangel]

It doesnt seem to matter to them that warp drive is powered by an incredibly powerful crystal that doesnt exist.

It's just so fucking stupid. "Yeah, but in Trek, everything is scientifically rationalised."

Who gives a flying fuck? That's like saying that digital fact-sheet printouts make for better reading than a good novel. I enjoy Trek, and while I appreciate technological accuracy in, say, a Patrick Robinson submarine thriller, I couldn't bloody care less about what equations and rules are behind a fucking sci-fi flick I tune into to see spaceships get blown the fuck up.

EDIT: Also, what Face said.

[Face]

Trek writers have a bad habit of writing themselves into corners, and using technobabble to get themselves out. Next Gen pulled it off because the cast was awesome and really could make you believe what they were saying. On the other hand, Voyager was fucking awful, every fucking problem was either cause or solved by quantum something or other, and it seemed that half the cast was only there to spew babble and were otherwise ignored

my dad is fond of using the phrase 'Bullshit Baffles Brains', Voyagers writers probably had that in big bold letters right on the frint cover of the writer's bible

[Pax Britannia]

On the other hand, Voyager was fucking awful, every fucking problem was either cause or solved by quantum something or other, and it seemed that half the cast was only there to spew babble and were otherwise ignored

Sometimes watching Voyager was like watching an engineers staff meeting.

[Archangel]

Sometimes watching Voyager was like watching an engineers staff meeting.

Which, to a maths nerd, might be fucking riveting.

[Claydon]

Sometimes watching Voyager was like watching an engineers staff meeting.

I liked voyager.

[Archangel]

I liked voyager.

Why am I not surprised?


Not even Jeri Ryan in a skin-tight cat suit could save that show.

[Face]

I found this youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/sfdebris) a couple days ago, its got some really great reviews of bad Voyager/Enterprise episodes, it changed my life man!

[Archangel]

I wonder whether there are websites debating hypothetical star destroyer v battlestar fights.

[Poop Sailboat]

Former GF

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n5/spaceguy_2006/l_d272d489c4c552895ee73951ecd39b97.jpg
yes. please get us out of star trek talk.

[Face]

I wonder whether there are websites debating hypothetical star destroyer v battlestar fights.
Star Destroyer, no contest

[Pax Britannia]

I wonder whether there are websites debating hypothetical star destroyer v battlestar fights.

Well that opens a whole new barrel of worms. If we're talking old school Battlestar they might stand a chance. But if we're talking about knew rail gun firing non shielded battlestar then it's just target practice.

Nerdgasm.

[Nature's Folly]

Former GF

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n5/spaceguy_2006/l_d272d489c4c552895ee73951ecd39b97.jpg

If thats what you USED to date, i'd love to see what you're nailing now. Nice.

[Claydon]

Why am I not surprised?


Not even Jeri Ryan in a skin-tight cat suit could save that show.

I really was into the doctor, he was really cool. Then again I also enjoyed enterprise minus a few episodes. The last season of that show was fucking solid.

[Nature's Folly]

When I dated her she was 21.

Well old bean how old are you now? Pic doesn't look old.

[Face]

Neelix was possibly the worst character ever to grace a tv screen

[Nature's Folly]

I really was into the doctor, he was really cool. Then again I also enjoyed enterprise minus a few episodes. The last season of that show was fucking solid.


The last season of V. was pretty good shit. I even have the elite force games..solid shooters.

[Pax Britannia]

I really was into the doctor, he was really cool. Then again I also enjoyed enterprise minus a few episodes. The last season of that show was fucking solid.

That makes allot of sense. You pretty much are the doctor.

And it is a damn shame Enterprise got cancelled basically because of the lameness of the Xindi war of season 3 cause season 4 was epic.