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CrazyCarl
11-08-2008, 07:54 PM
crazy "ha ha" or crazy "murder-suicide"?
something like shave the center and do the sweep over
http://www.greatwigs.co.uk/shop/media/wigs/14154_Bald_Man_Hair.jpg
Claydon
11-08-2008, 09:42 PM
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/100B3201.jpg
can't remember if i posted this before or not. pacific green turtles pulling themselves up on a black sand beach on the south shore hilo side, big island hawaii. I am a bit proud of this picture, I put my camera on a high shutter speed and just let her rip. Here the wave is splashing onto the shoreline and over the turtles.
Claydon
11-08-2008, 09:43 PM
It rubs the lotion on her skin, it does this everytime it's told.
You may have used a high shutter speed but your aperture setting fucking blows. Not to mention your white balance is way off.
Claydon
11-08-2008, 09:46 PM
You may have used a high shutter speed but your aperture setting fucking blows. Not to mention your white balance is way off.
what do you want for a $200 camera. if i had the rebel xt.... oh the possiblities.
oh and aj? when was the last time you photographed sea turtles in hawaii pulling themselves up onto a black sand beach. Oh thats right...NEVER!
what do you want for a $200 camera. if i had the rebel xt.... oh the possiblities.
oh and aj? when was the last time you photographed sea turtles in hawaii pulling themselves up onto a black sand beach. Oh thats right...NEVER!
What difference does that make? I hate the fucking beach.
Claydon
11-08-2008, 09:50 PM
that looks like shit...
the raw image from the camera looks way better.
Claydon
11-08-2008, 09:51 PM
What difference does that make? I hate the fucking beach.
go drive off the side of a mountain?!
go drive off the side of a mountain?!
No, but I'll be skiing down one in about 3 weeks.
Pax Britannia
11-08-2008, 09:52 PM
The only turtles I care about are the teenage mutant variety.
Jericho
11-08-2008, 09:58 PM
No, but I'll be skiing down one in about 3 weeks.
Sonny Bono style.
Sonny Bono style.
Way original Joel.
is there anything AJ doesn't hate?
Pax Britannia
11-08-2008, 10:08 PM
Your mother.
Mustard
11-08-2008, 10:08 PM
is there anything AJ doesn't hate?
me
is there anything AJ doesn't hate?
Is there anything that you won't/can't eat, other than a woman's vagina?
Jericho
11-08-2008, 10:15 PM
Is there anything that you won't/can't eat, other than a woman's vagina?
That's mongo
mongo
11-08-2008, 10:20 PM
vag tastes like tuna. i hate that shit.
6655321
11-08-2008, 10:21 PM
vag tastes like tuna. i hate that shit.
it does when it has herpes on it.
Archetype
11-08-2008, 10:21 PM
vag tastes like tuna. i hate that shit.
What're you, black?
mongo
11-08-2008, 10:21 PM
it does when it has herpes on it.
or albacore!
6655321
11-08-2008, 10:22 PM
What're you, black?
he's gonna say from the waist down...
mongo
11-08-2008, 10:23 PM
this was meant to be in the "i'm awesome" thread, but fuck it, some faggot locked that shit. anyway, pre-funk1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fCxmNEkPDmU
Mustard
11-08-2008, 10:38 PM
God bless mongo.
Jericho
11-08-2008, 10:47 PM
Potato vodka?
mongo
11-08-2008, 10:48 PM
it'll fuck you up, son!
mongo
11-08-2008, 10:49 PM
also, i'm thnking about making one more vid before i go out, who wants a shout out!?
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 10:53 PM
I'll take 7
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 10:54 PM
And throw one in for my boy Billy Joel too
STDSkillz
11-08-2008, 10:54 PM
also, i'm thnking about making one more vid before i go out, who wants a shout out!?
Right here baby. Math people unite.
Phil Theehor
11-08-2008, 10:54 PM
I used ot think there were some ugly people who posted their pictures here, and wished they wouldn't. But I have found someone who makes thug queen look like Scarlett Johansson
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie035.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v498/dartsoccer8/Ellie038.jpg
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
I am all for assisted suicide in cases like this.
I'd hit it.
I hate to say this, but I am hammered out of my tree (USMC Birthday Ball- 6 hours of toasting) and I am feeling quite honest.
Note: My wife is 10x better looking than that pig, but fuck it. I am four years into marriage and would tap some roadkill if it was strange.
Fuck.
Fuck.
This is what marriage does to you, kids. I won't cheat ever (I made a promise), but son of a bitch, I would give anything to tap the nastiest hog right now.
Fuck.
STDSkillz
11-08-2008, 10:56 PM
Wow, that's a real uplifting post.
Note to self: never, ever get married.
dick_darlington
11-08-2008, 10:56 PM
also, i'm thnking about making one more vid before i go out, who wants a shout out!?
yeah alright, i could use some attention.
mongo
11-08-2008, 10:58 PM
yeah alright, i could use some attention.
i've already done one for billy.
Phil Theehor
11-08-2008, 11:01 PM
Wow, that's a real uplifting post.
Note to self: never, ever get married.
You're onto something there, guy. Spend the next 20 years hanging around outside Sing Sing picking off the drunk, emotional chicks. Drop your load there.
Wait until you can't pull that level ass, then get married.
Son of a bitch. Crap.
STDSkillz
11-08-2008, 11:09 PM
You're onto something there, guy. Spend the next 20 years hanging around outside Sing Sing picking off the drunk, emotional chicks. Drop your load there.
Wait until you can't pull that level ass, then get married.
Son of a bitch. Crap.
*Takes notes intensively*
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:11 PM
Right here baby. Math people unite.
one of my fav songs of all time. <3.. faggot.
fzDDwr9U-VM
Syndicate
11-08-2008, 11:11 PM
Mongo is a fag.
Claydon
11-08-2008, 11:11 PM
what the fuck is that pic? is that a guy?
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:13 PM
Mongo is a fag.
you're just jealous i haven't made your midget ass a vid.
Kerjack
11-08-2008, 11:13 PM
Mongo is looking a little thick for a veggie boy.
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:14 PM
Mongo is looking a little thick for a veggie boy.
yeah, i'm up to like 160. crazy shit.
Syndicate
11-08-2008, 11:14 PM
you're just jealous i haven't made your midget ass a vid.
Am not, Marcus Jr.
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:15 PM
Am not, Marcus Jr.
lies! i have no kidZ!
Syndicate
11-08-2008, 11:15 PM
lies! i have no kidZ!
I bite my thumb at you, sir.
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:16 PM
I bite my thumb at you, sir.
i fart in your general direction!
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:19 PM
i figured that would shut your authoritarian ass up.
STDSkillz
11-08-2008, 11:20 PM
one of my fav songs of all time. <3.. faggot.
fzDDwr9U-VM
I'm feeling the love now.
And not that I'm an expert on drinking, but aren't you supposed to add the hard liquor first, and then the mix? Or is that shit for pussies?
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:21 PM
i don't give a fuck at this point. i just want teh booze.
Jericho
11-08-2008, 11:22 PM
Whenever I make a drink, I usually go liquor,mix, then another bit of liquor on the top
Archetype
11-08-2008, 11:22 PM
I'm feeling the love now.
And not that I'm an expert on drinking, but aren't you supposed to add the hard liquor first, and then the mix? Or is that shit for pussies?
Generally speaking, I think you're supposed to add more than a teaspoon of liquor too.
Syndicate
11-08-2008, 11:22 PM
i figured that would shut your authoritarian ass up.
I was engrossed in awfulness... Sorry to disappoint.
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:22 PM
i like the liquor on the top. i like the bite right off the bat. not at the bottom.
mongo
11-08-2008, 11:23 PM
I was engrossed in awfulness... Sorry to disappoint.
well, then stop reading the gtsch posts.
White.Rabbit
11-09-2008, 03:05 PM
ey feith
nice jugs
feith
11-09-2008, 03:08 PM
lulz.
Congratulations you have a sure fire way to never get laid.
He's hanging with me?
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-09-2008, 03:10 PM
Stax, listen to me. Lower standards higher averages.
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081109_1.jpg
cleetus
11-09-2008, 06:56 PM
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081109_1.jpg
http://faaast-eddie.com/images/art/super_man.jpg
Similarities...
how did you know i am wearing spandex?
cleetus
11-09-2008, 07:00 PM
I'm just outside your window
just like every Sunday night, duh
Are you the black drug dealer?
cleetus
11-09-2008, 08:13 PM
yeah, can I use your shower..?
a crackhead spit on me again
Archangel
11-09-2008, 08:20 PM
*spat.
And with this, I bid you good night.
Any tits posted in the last couple of days?
Any tits posted in the last couple of days?
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/xmenslidemystique.jpg
feith
11-09-2008, 08:53 PM
Any tits posted in the last couple of days?
WHO ART THOU>
WHO ART THOU>
I.... be (?)... 29a.
I don't understand the question.
feith
11-09-2008, 08:56 PM
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind *****.
good night all.
comicfan
11-09-2008, 09:04 PM
Night!
comicfan
11-09-2008, 09:07 PM
I am pretty much always late... :)
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mo/xmenslidemystique.jpg
http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/9/collegehumor.36385a35817384e59bf610e99fa27af4.jpg
GhettoSuave
11-09-2008, 10:15 PM
http://s133702574.onlinehome.us/pictures/blog/mystique.jpg
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081110.jpg
6655321
11-10-2008, 07:48 AM
i've got a friend that wears shades like that all the time. what a fag.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 07:51 AM
marcus looks just like jackie o. uncanny
Only I don't mind shots to the face
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 08:00 AM
of course. w/ those goggles, even a bukkake wouldn't affect your vision
Looks that way on paper...but this is why we play the game.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 08:06 AM
so where did you get them? been laying around the house? one of your visitors left them behind?
Phil Theehor
11-10-2008, 08:12 AM
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081109_1.jpg
http://www.montykins.com/mkins/images/oldmikescore.jpg
EDIT: The likeness will be lost on the younger GMF crew.
Archangel
11-10-2008, 08:13 AM
This thread should be renamed to "post Marcus's picture", since his is the only mug actually appearing therein.
6655321
11-10-2008, 08:14 AM
marcus looks like one of the misfits..
Phil Theehor
11-10-2008, 08:15 AM
Marcus ran. He ran so far away. He couldn't get away.
http://www.montykins.com/mkins/images/oldmikescore.jpg
EDIT: The likeness will be lost on the younger GMF crew.
That's actually what I was going for
This thread should be renamed to "post Marcus's picture", since his is the only mug actually appearing therein.
If I post my pic everyday.. I will never get old
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081110_1.jpg
Archangel
11-10-2008, 08:29 AM
Do you live in an outhouse?
VoxAngelikus
11-10-2008, 09:30 AM
So I guess everyone has given up on posting their picture, aside from Marcus?
Tar Heel
11-10-2008, 09:37 AM
Marcus has funny earloebs
So I guess everyone has given up on posting their picture, aside from Marcus?
What's wrong with that?
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081110_2.jpg
feith
11-10-2008, 09:40 AM
hai.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 09:41 AM
So I guess everyone has given up on posting their picture, aside from Marcus?
there's no way anyone can keep up w/ his pace
feith
11-10-2008, 09:42 AM
i don't know how to work macs.
i fail.
VoxAngelikus
11-10-2008, 09:43 AM
What's wrong with that?
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081110_2.jpg
Variety is the spice of life.
And by variety I mean other people.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 09:49 AM
i don't know how to work macs.
i fail.
see the tiny magnifiying glass in the upper right corner?
click on it and type in photo booth
feith
11-10-2008, 09:56 AM
see the tiny magnifiying glass in the upper right corner?
click on it and type in photo booth
i know who to do that but i'm unsure about how to get them on iphoto
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 09:57 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/282e0g.jpg
gf
VoxAngelikus
11-10-2008, 09:57 AM
Okay, fine. I'll "Post My Picture".
http://www.humboldt.edu/%7Ebiosci/images/faculty/SeanCraig.jpg
VoxAngelikus
11-10-2008, 09:57 AM
i know who to do that but i'm unsure about how to get them on iphoto
Thankfully you know who to do.
mxlplkt
11-10-2008, 09:58 AM
Why are there tiny boot prints on her undergarments??
feith
11-10-2008, 09:59 AM
Thankfully you know who to do.
what?
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 09:59 AM
i know who to do that but i'm unsure about how to get them on iphoto
drag photobooth result onto desktop. continue from there
VoxAngelikus
11-10-2008, 09:59 AM
i know who to do that but i'm unsure about how to get them on iphoto
I know what you really meant. I was just making a joke based on your typo.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 10:00 AM
Why are there tiny boot prints on her undergarments??
damn, it's the first time i even noticed that
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 10:01 AM
i know who to do that but i'm unsure about how to get them on iphoto
the little iphoto button on the left of the photo button on thebottom bar of photobooth sends them right to iphoto
you can also just drag the pic to iphoto
VoxAngelikus
11-10-2008, 10:02 AM
Here's me and my ex at the local fair.
http://www.thecatgallery.com/images/A%20Day%20at%20the%20Fair.jpg
what?
If you aren't posting boob/vag pics, don't bother
feith
11-10-2008, 10:03 AM
success..
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Photo1.jpg
With that nose, you could be my sister
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 10:05 AM
So on a monday day off morning you are wearing the same work outfit as last week?
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 10:05 AM
lose the vest and at least one more button on the shirt. then lean further back
feith
11-10-2008, 10:07 AM
lol i took that on friday,
i need to get out of bed and wash my face that was just a test.
lunch date in 5 mins though i'll be back later.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 10:08 AM
I am destroying your vagina of lies with my logic peen
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 10:13 AM
I've been teaching Charlie the "PLZ NO BUTTSECKS" face.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/IMG_0423.jpg
NOTKyle
11-10-2008, 10:16 AM
Why are there tiny boot prints on her undergarments??
She got an abortion.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 10:23 AM
repost from the old board
http://i38.tinypic.com/aaazjt.jpg
Gary_Busey
11-10-2008, 10:23 AM
She needs a little meat on her ass.
She needs this big meat in her ass!!!
Spanky
11-10-2008, 10:25 AM
needs a little more meat in her ass
Spanky
11-10-2008, 10:25 AM
dammit marcus!
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 10:25 AM
I could give her some meat in her ass.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 10:26 AM
what the fuck....
high five
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 10:26 AM
it's well taken care of
Spanky
11-10-2008, 10:26 AM
http://www.pspsps.tv/facepalm.jpg
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 10:27 AM
you guys should cross your meat swords... just to see what develops
Gary_Busey
11-10-2008, 10:30 AM
2" of hilarity.
NOTKyle
11-10-2008, 10:31 AM
I'll put some cheese in her ass!
lol!
hatepoppy
11-10-2008, 10:37 AM
I'll put some cheese in her ass!
lol!
cheese as in cheese, or cheese as in cheeeeese?
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 10:38 AM
a cheese log
hatepoppy
11-10-2008, 10:39 AM
anyone got a taste for a chocolate covered cheese log all of a sudden?
NOTKyle
11-10-2008, 10:41 AM
cheese as in cheese, or cheese as in cheeeeese?
It's like a mozzarella stick, but lukewarm and a little soggy.
Spanky
11-10-2008, 10:44 AM
anyone got a taste for a chocolate covered cheese log all of a sudden?
nut toppings?
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 10:45 AM
musk nuts
VoxAngelikus
11-10-2008, 11:45 AM
Maybe she needs Cheesus Christ in her ass?
http://media.jesusoftheweek.com/1598520.0.jpg
6655321
11-10-2008, 11:47 AM
n00b!
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:05 PM
Sorry, my niece got smashed after the wedding.... and I dont have tit pics of my sister.
http://photos-875.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v78/154/102/507312875/n507312875_64009_2861.jpg
BIG PIZZLE
11-10-2008, 12:06 PM
Here's me at work with my work costume for Halloween.
http://i37.tinypic.com/1peype.jpg
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 12:07 PM
is that a golf club? what kind of a sock is that?
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:07 PM
Here's me at work with my work costume for Halloween.
http://i37.tinypic.com/1peype.jpg
Ahh I almost dressed as a creepy pedophile too.
6655321
11-10-2008, 12:09 PM
Sorry, my niece got smashed after the wedding.... and I dont have tit pics of my sister.
http://photos-875.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v78/154/102/507312875/n507312875_64009_2861.jpg
you and sis look alot alike.
Pax Britannia
11-10-2008, 12:09 PM
Here's me at work with my work costume for Halloween.
http://i37.tinypic.com/1peype.jpg
Terrorist?
BIG PIZZLE
11-10-2008, 12:09 PM
The best part about it is that I tucked my socks into my pants. Yes I am a master of disguise.
http://i36.tinypic.com/ih13sz.jpg
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:11 PM
you and sis look alot alike.
Yeah I know, but we'll still go out to eat and get questions like how old OUR kid is....
BIG PIZZLE
11-10-2008, 12:11 PM
I was going for Tiger Woods but all the black chicks at my office said I was more of a Bagger Vance who ever the fuck that is.
ElemenoP
11-10-2008, 12:12 PM
Judging by what she looks like... she COULD be both of your kids.
6655321
11-10-2008, 12:12 PM
Yeah I know, but we'll still go out to eat and get questions like how old OUR kid is....
incest is the best, put your sister to the test.
ElemenoP
11-10-2008, 12:12 PM
I was going for Tiger Woods but all the black chicks at my office said I was more of a Bagger Vance who ever the fuck that is.
Your costume sucks.
BIG PIZZLE
11-10-2008, 12:13 PM
My hair looked good that day.
feith
11-10-2008, 12:13 PM
i figured it out.
hollaholla
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Photo21.jpg
feith
11-10-2008, 12:14 PM
^thats a pretty dumb face.
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:14 PM
incest is the best, put your sister to the test.
Im really trying to go against the grain here in Tennessee... leaving the cousin fucking to everyone else.
Banon
11-10-2008, 12:15 PM
less face more tits.
BIG PIZZLE
11-10-2008, 12:15 PM
Your costume sucks.
You obviously didnt see pants tucked into my socks.
BIG PIZZLE
11-10-2008, 12:17 PM
i figured it out.
hollaholla
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Photo21.jpg
You look like you're trying not to smell a fart.
CrazyCarl
11-10-2008, 12:17 PM
Tiger Woods doesn't tuck his pants into his socks
Kerjack
11-10-2008, 12:19 PM
You look like you're trying not to smell a fart.
That is a Joan Cusack look if I ever saw one.
BIG PIZZLE
11-10-2008, 12:21 PM
Tiger Woods doesn't tuck his pants into his socks
He's also black. My costume required a substantial suspension of disbelief. You obviously have no imagination.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 12:23 PM
That is a Joan Cusack look if I ever saw one.
i was thinking grosse point blank all the way.... hard to tell if it's pre- or post-shower
feith
11-10-2008, 12:23 PM
more dumb faces..
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Photo22.jpg
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:24 PM
i was thinking grosse point blank all the way.... hard to tell if it's pre- or post-shower
Im guessing pre shower by the hair being up like that...
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 12:27 PM
*photoshop a cock in each hand*
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:28 PM
*photoshop a cock in each hand*
Not enough pictures containing cock for ya?
feith
11-10-2008, 12:29 PM
where is marcus?
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 12:31 PM
Up your butt looking for a ham sandwich.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 12:31 PM
Not enough pictures containing cock for ya?
are you kidding?? ps'ing (or mspaint) of cocks is where it's at, especially w/ girl pics. it's practically a gmf tradition!! and i'm mildly gay (by association)
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 12:33 PM
Ugly photobooth picture day.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo9.jpg
ElemenoP
11-10-2008, 12:34 PM
Smoking is so bad for you!
Le Goat
11-10-2008, 12:35 PM
POST THE MEXICAN MUSTACHE NEXTS!!!!!!
Pax Britannia
11-10-2008, 12:35 PM
It wont be the smoking that kills mike.
feith hasn't shown her pierced nips yet...
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 12:37 PM
That's for damn sure.
edit: to Pax
double edit: to El.... I don't give a fuck.
fuldstændigamok
11-10-2008, 12:37 PM
^thats a pretty dumb face.
Yep. How often do you pick your nose with your weird thumb on a daily basis?
feith
11-10-2008, 12:41 PM
EG you look a hot mess
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 12:41 PM
It wont be the smoking that kills mike.
http://i36.tinypic.com/j15b92.jpg
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:42 PM
are you kidding?? ps'ing (or mspaint) of cocks is where it's at, especially w/ girl pics. it's practically a gmf tradition!! and i'm mildly gay (by association)
By association do you mean you post on the same boards as Claydon and AJ?
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 12:43 PM
don't forget smuckers
mongo
11-10-2008, 12:44 PM
are you kidding?? ps'ing (or mspaint) of cocks is where it's at, especially w/ girl pics. it's practically a gmf tradition!! and i'm mildly gay (by association)
http://img181.imagevenue.com/loc380/th_43194_feithloldongz_123_380lo.jpg (http://img181.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=43194_feithloldongz_123_380lo.jpg)
don't forget smuckersI'm trying to.
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:45 PM
We all are..... how long before this thread is littered with smiley faces now that his name has been mentioned?
6655321
11-10-2008, 12:45 PM
http://img181.imagevenue.com/loc380/th_43194_feithloldongz_123_380lo.jpg (http://img181.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=43194_feithloldongz_123_380lo.jpg)
you're always on cue.
Tar Heel
11-10-2008, 12:45 PM
more dumb faces..
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Photo22.jpg
You have oddly shaped thumbs. Not anything as severe as Megan Fox. I'd still let you jerk my shaft while giving me head, but there seems to be some unnecessary indentions. Like you've been playing videogames for the last 3 hours straight.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 12:45 PM
http://img181.imagevenue.com/loc380/th_43194_feithloldongz_123_380lo.jpg (http://img181.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=43194_feithloldongz_123_380lo.jpg)
the peen curvatures are spot on. it's like posing between giant elephant tusks
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:47 PM
I see what you were getting at now Xarlequin.... well played Mongo.
Mongo must have tons of stock penis pics to work his magic.
6655321
11-10-2008, 12:48 PM
I see what you were getting at now Xarlequin.... well played Mongo.
xarlequin, lolz.
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:50 PM
xarlequin, lolz.
Heh it was easier.... but mostly I'm an idiot.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 12:51 PM
You could have used an H.
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:53 PM
Oh.... thats what that is? Not sure what Harlequin is either....
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 12:54 PM
It means something like love story.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 12:56 PM
but with more feelings
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 12:56 PM
Gay
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 12:58 PM
that's not very tolerant of you.
6655321
11-10-2008, 12:59 PM
you friggin' homos!
*shakes fist.
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 01:00 PM
that's not very tolerant of you.
Never said anything was wrong with "the gay," just said gay...
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 01:00 PM
*shakes fist.
ssstop... you're doing it wrong.
more wrist....
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 01:01 PM
Never said anything was wrong with "the gay," just said gay...
in that case, my neighborhood welcomes you w/ open.... arms
ssstop... you're doing it wrong.
more wrist....better use Crisco...
feith
11-10-2008, 01:03 PM
quit smoking EG!!!
i did!
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 01:03 PM
in that case, my neighborhood welcomes you w/ open.... arms
How many parades do you have a month? Candy?
feith
11-10-2008, 01:05 PM
You have oddly shaped thumbs. Not anything as severe as Megan Fox. I'd still let you jerk my shaft while giving me head, but there seems to be some unnecessary indentions. Like you've been playing videogames for the last 3 hours straight.
maybe i'm obsessed with little big plant..
or maybe i just have retarded thumbs.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 01:05 PM
no parades :(
only a 'drag' race once a year
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 01:06 PM
quit smoking EG!!!
i did!
I don't smoke out of habit. I smoke because I'm absolutely in love with it. So no...
6655321
11-10-2008, 01:06 PM
quit smoking EG!!!
i did!
you have to get through a month first.
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 01:07 PM
I dont know if Id be a drag wearing gay....Id be afraid Mongo would start being nice to me.
Tar Heel
11-10-2008, 01:11 PM
maybe i'm obsessed with little big plant..
or maybe i just have retarded thumbs.
I wouldn't call them retarded... Maybe at risk... or developmenatly delayed...
how about deflated?
GhettoSuave
11-10-2008, 01:13 PM
I wouldn't call them retarded... Maybe at risk... or developmenatly delayed...
how about deflated?
It could be worse, Ive seen chics who have hands that look like they've been chopping down trees for 5 years. All calloused and dry....
Le Goat
11-10-2008, 01:13 PM
http://img181.imagevenue.com/loc380/th_43194_feithloldongz_123_380lo.jpg (http://img181.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=43194_feithloldongz_123_380lo.jpg)
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/26eac2bb.gif
do it
go
now
Tar Heel
11-10-2008, 01:16 PM
It could be worse, Ive seen chics who have hands that look like they've been chopping down trees for 5 years. All calloused and dry....
I went to a hardees like 5 years ago and the woman at the drive thru window had hands that looked just like feet. It was like she had a palm and then someone attached toes where her fingers were supposed to be. And these werent normal/nice looking finger-toes. No. These were fucked up nasty deformed fucking toe fingers.
Needless to say, I told her to keep the change.
Too much?
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081110_3.jpg
chipsahoy
11-10-2008, 01:21 PM
Not enough yellow in that picture.
feith
11-10-2008, 01:23 PM
Too much?
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081110_3.jpg
ROFL...
i;m day drinking where are you.
feith
11-10-2008, 01:24 PM
ps. sweet loofa.
Tar Heel
11-10-2008, 01:27 PM
Too much?
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20081110_3.jpg
You smoke in the shower?
wow...
Da Raider
11-10-2008, 01:29 PM
he probably smokes while brushing his teeth.
Tar Heel
11-10-2008, 01:29 PM
eeew.
CrazyCarl
11-10-2008, 01:29 PM
You smoke in the shower?
wow...
it's probably harder to burn your house down in there
feith
11-10-2008, 01:30 PM
being drunk makes cigs look so much better
Tar Heel
11-10-2008, 01:32 PM
being drunk makes cigs look so much better
true. but all it takes is 1 cigarette and you're screwed. You might not start back smoking that day, but you will make other exceptions in the future, and within a month or 2 you'll be buying packs of cigaretts again in anticipation of drinking that night.
Kerjack
11-10-2008, 01:35 PM
Not enough yellow in that picture.
My guess is that his skin really is that yellow from liver cancer as a result of drinking and prescription drugs.
Archangel
11-10-2008, 01:35 PM
(to tarheel) That's pretty much what happened to me.
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 02:38 PM
my surround sound is finally complete, ensuring i will not be going to the movies anytime soon
http://i33.tinypic.com/2ihavk1.jpg
Candycane
11-10-2008, 02:39 PM
Do you have to sit on the floor at your house to watch TV?
Pax Britannia
11-10-2008, 02:39 PM
Thats the sexiest thing posted so far.
Le Goat
11-10-2008, 02:42 PM
i see wires!
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 02:42 PM
Do you have to sit on the floor at your house to watch TV?
no, but when you sit on the couch, the tv is exactly at eye level
Candycane
11-10-2008, 02:44 PM
no, but when you sit on the couch, the tv is exactly at eye level
What if you're hanging from the ceiling fan? That's not a good angle I suppose.
Le Goat
11-10-2008, 02:45 PM
What if you're hanging from the ceiling fan? That's not a good angle I suppose.
Silly slut, he's not a ******
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 02:45 PM
i see wires!
the tv power cord was unavoidable** as is the single hdmi from the amp to the tv
**i'm too lazy to cut up drywall just to relocate the outlet behind the tv. would also have to route hdmi inside the wall...
If you're going to do it.... DO IT FUCKING RIGHT YOU LAZY COCK SUCKER!
comicfan
11-10-2008, 04:22 PM
my surround sound is finally complete, ensuring i will not be going to the movies anytime soon
http://i33.tinypic.com/2ihavk1.jpg
Very nice. Much better than my pathetic set up. What kind of speakers are those?
}{arlequin
11-10-2008, 04:38 PM
What kind of speakers are those?
Athena WS-100
mongo
11-10-2008, 08:13 PM
i r bored.
http://i33.tinypic.com/de4i3a.jpg
Poop Sailboat
11-10-2008, 08:28 PM
EG clearly smokes kools.
mongo
11-10-2008, 08:29 PM
******!
Poop Sailboat
11-10-2008, 08:30 PM
the pics don't lie.
My runabout's warp nacelles are basically finished
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/runabout/pylonpaint01.jpg
fuck yeah!
WigglingWii
11-10-2008, 08:35 PM
I'd hit it.
I hate to say this, but I am hammered out of my tree (USMC Birthday Ball- 6 hours of toasting) and I am feeling quite honest.
Note: My wife is 10x better looking than that pig, but fuck it. I am four years into marriage and would tap some roadkill if it was strange.
Fuck.
Fuck.
This is what marriage does to you, kids. I won't cheat ever (I made a promise), but son of a bitch, I would give anything to tap the nastiest hog right now.
Fuck.
Oh lawd, why must you ruin marriage for me?
mongo
11-10-2008, 08:37 PM
why to comment on recent shit, wii.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 08:37 PM
i r bored.
http://i33.tinypic.com/de4i3a.jpg
Fuck yes, let me find a jean jacket or a carhart coat..
comicfan
11-10-2008, 08:38 PM
Marriage is fine... people just get horny. As long as you look and do not touch, it is all good.
WigglingWii
11-10-2008, 08:38 PM
why to comment on recent shit, wii.
Nothing interesting is going on in this thread.
NOTKyle
11-10-2008, 08:38 PM
I can't believe you smoke indoors. What about Mikey Jr?
Claydon
11-10-2008, 08:39 PM
My runabout's warp nacelles are basically finished
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/runabout/pylonpaint01.jpg
fuck yeah!
so are you going to put electrics in this thing. a warm blue glow from the warp plasma flowing in the warp nacelles would be slick.
so are you going to put electrics in this thing. a warm blue glow from the warp plasma flowing in the warp nacelles would be slick.
I'm way ahead of you
Angry Ass Messican Dude
11-10-2008, 08:41 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo31.jpg