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[Akira]

your hair style reminds me of jamaica.

[UNC]

your hair style reminds me of jamaica.

*insert corny "jamakin me horny" joke*

[mongo]

i'm hung like a jamaican.

[Satan]

i'm hung like a jamaican.
If you wanna be hung like a black guy, I'll get the torches and I'm sure Goat has the hoods and rope.

[Blue]

http://img259.imagevenue.com/loc235/th_73984_1234567dd_122_235lo.jpg (http://img259.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=73984_1234567dd_122_235lo.jpg)

http://img107.imagevenue.com/loc29/th_73984_12345678930ff_122_29lo.jpg (http://img107.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=73984_12345678930ff_122_29lo.jpg)

If you take that stud out of your nose and I blow my load in you nostril, it would be funny to watch it squirt out the hole.

[Cal]

Thar she blows!

[Face]

If you take that stud out of your nose and I blow my load in you nostril, it would be funny to watch it squirt out the hole.
you've done that before, haven't you

[Blue]

...maybe.

[VoxAngelikus]

these little duckies harassed the shit outta me the other day.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/231.jpg

ZOMG THEY'RE SO CUTIES!!!

Did you finger their assholes? Or did they peck yours with their beaks?

[6655321]

the latter.

i blew weed smoke at them because i'm an immature asshole, and because i find animals under the influence of marijuana to be hilarious.

[Banon]

are you saying they quack you up?

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20081126.jpg

[Datači]

Cut it.

[Datači]

THE HAIR, NOT YOR WRISTS!

[Morfin]

THE WRISTS, NOT YOUR HAIR!

[Titus_Pullo]

He will cut it if he wants that job at IBM.

[}{arlequin]

akira's pics > face's pics

[Morfin]

Hmmm. Pics of Face's models or of Face's face?

[UNC]

Pizza Hut FTW

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20081126_1.jpg

[Snatch]

From Halloween. I was very frightened.

http://img222.imagevenue.com/loc214/th_50906_n18722652_35266510_9429_122_214lo.jpg (http://img222.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=50906_n18722652_35266510_9429_122_21 4lo.jpg)

[Izayus]

Me at the top of a mountian thinking I REALLY don't want to jump off it.

Even with the hang glider. http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v283/111/47/517976592/n517976592_715155_8454.jpg

[Hoser]

You should probably just jump.

[UNC]

I'd hit it

[medlar]

cue smuckers

[Face]

Me at the top of a mountian thinking I REALLY don't want to jump off it.

Even with the hang glider. http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v283/111/47/517976592/n517976592_715155_8454.jpg
oh god he's from nanaimo... is that mt benson?

[White.Rabbit]

akira looks like a fake.

[Izayus]

oh god he's from nanaimo... is that mt benson?

Mt. Prevost in Duncan.

[medlar]

akira looks like a fake.

jealous are we?

[Titus_Pullo]

akira looks like a fake.

Just another Asian for you to compete with.

[medlar]

Akira ftw.

[Hoser]

akira looks like a fake.

Just another Asian for you to compete with.

It isn't a competition, it is a blow out.

[White.Rabbit]

akira looks like a fake.

jealous are we?
no. I just know for a fact that girls that hot don't use the internetz.

[Face]

Mt. Prevost in Duncan.
I hate duncan, but damn that is a nice view from up there... I worked on a movie that shot up there for a couple days last year, very pretty

[White.Rabbit]

akira looks like a fake.

Just another Asian for you to compete with.
she's not asian. she's like, mexican.

[Hoser]

Akira is a very Mexican name

[Titus_Pullo]

She is what I say she is! And as long as you live under my roof, you respect that.

[Snatch]

akira looks like a fake.

jealous are we?
no. I just know for a fact that girls that hot don't use the internetz.

A. Is she really that hot?
B. You're completely wrong. Yes they do.
C. She's still fake.

[medlar]

Mt. Prevost in Duncan.
I hate duncan, but damn that is a nice view from up there... I worked on a movie that shot up there for a couple days last year, very pretty


You know where awesome is on your Island...tofino.

[White.Rabbit]

She is what I say she is! And as long as you live under my roof, you respect that.
:( yes daddy.

[White.Rabbit]

akira looks like a fake.

jealous are we?
no. I just know for a fact that girls that hot don't use the internetz.

A. Is she really that hot?
B. You're completely wrong. Yes they do.
C. She's still fake.
a.) yes.
b.) nuh uh.
c.) yup.

[Jericho]

She is what I say she is! And as long as you live under my roof, you respect that.
:( yes daddy.
tittays!!

[White.Rabbit]

She is what I say she is! And as long as you live under my roof, you respect that.
:( yes daddy.
tittays!!
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELLLLL

[Jericho]

She is what I say she is! And as long as you live under my roof, you respect that.
:( yes daddy.
tittays!!
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELLLLL
I's just chillin and uh...shit.

Laterz

[Izayus]

Mt. Prevost in Duncan.
I hate duncan, but damn that is a nice view from up there... I worked on a movie that shot up there for a couple days last year, very pretty

Yeah I have this thing with heights and my dad got me up there and I looked the whole time I was about to go fight some gladiator completly unprepared, but jeez am I glad I jumped off that rock. It was just too good for words. At the bottom he asks me how it was and all I can say is, "Fuck."

[Face]

You know where awesome is on your Island...tofino.
lived here all my life, never been there before

I need to get on that

[White.Rabbit]

akira looks like a fake.
She refused when I called her out for a sign pic.
omg and who wouldn't jump at that opportunity?

[Jericho]

You know where awesome is on your Island...tofino.
lived here all my life, never been there before

I need to get on that
20 bucks says you build a model instead

[medlar]

akira looks like a fake.
She refused when I called her out for a sign pic.

But you also conceded that she was consistant.

[Face]

20 bucks says you build a model instead
I am so not taking that bet

[medlar]

You know where awesome is on your Island...tofino.
lived here all my life, never been there before

I need to get on that


Are you fucking serious??? This place is beautiful. It's the ocean w/ nothing but Japan on the other side. You've got the fucking expanse of beaches w/ noone on them. Go there in the spring during storm season. I can not believe you have never been there. SHAME.

See you at tommorrows game..totally stoked for that. go flames.

[White.Rabbit]

20 bucks says face's models are gay lame pieces of poop.

I WIN

face owes me money

[White.Rabbit]

You know where awesome is on your Island...tofino.
lived here all my life, never been there before

I need to get on that


Are you fucking serious??? This place is beautiful. It's the ocean w/ nothing but Japan on the other side. You've got the fucking expanse of beaches w/ noone on them. Go there in the spring during storm season. I can not believe you have never been there. SHAME.

See you at tommorrows game..totally stoked for that. go flames.
face

at the beach?

hahahahah

[Face]

Are you fucking serious??? This place is beautiful. It's the ocean w/ nothing but Japan on the other side. You've got the fucking expanse of beaches w/ noone on them. Go there in the spring during storm season. I can not believe you have never been there. SHAME.

See you at tommorrows game..totally stoked for that. go flames.
I've had opportunities to go, friends who've gone and asked me to come but I was always busy

[Face]

ps fuck calgary

[Snatch]

You know where awesome is on your Island...tofino.
lived here all my life, never been there before

I need to get on that


Are you fucking serious??? This place is beautiful. It's the ocean w/ nothing but Japan on the other side. You've got the fucking expanse of beaches w/ noone on them. Go there in the spring during storm season. I can not believe you have never been there. SHAME.

See you at tommorrows game..totally stoked for that. go flames.
face

at the beach?

hahahahah

I sure hope not, I just deleted the National Marine Service from my phone.

[White.Rabbit]

Are you fucking serious??? This place is beautiful. It's the ocean w/ nothing but Japan on the other side. You've got the fucking expanse of beaches w/ noone on them. Go there in the spring during storm season. I can not believe you have never been there. SHAME.

See you at tommorrows game..totally stoked for that. go flames.
I've had opportunities to go, friends who've gone and asked me to come but I was always busy
making models?

[Titus_Pullo]

Calgary ran off to Canada to escape fighting in the Vietnam war.

[Face]

making models?
work usually... or just a general overall lack of funds

[Archetype]

Calgary ran off to Canada to escape fighting in the Vietnam war.
Calgary needs to get a job.

[White.Rabbit]

making models?
work usually... or just a general overall lack of funds
because you spend all of your $ on model kits?

[Archetype]

Calgary sucks.
Compared to what?

[Face]

Calgary sucks.
yes. yes it does

[Face]

because you spend all of your $ on model kits?
and supplies, the supplies cost more than the models do sometimes

[Face]

Other places.
well, I'd say calgary is pretty okay compared to say... nebraska

[Titus_Pullo]

Calgary sucks.
Compared to what?

Detroit.

[Archetype]

Other places.
well, I'd say calgary is pretty okay compared to say... nebraska
It's better than Edmonton.

[Face]

It's better than Edmonton.
Well I hate both, but having spent more time in Edmonton I'm gonna have to disagree

[Titus_Pullo]

I remember the Edmonton fans were going to boycott Janet Jones films if they traded Gretzky to LA.

And to their credit, they followed through on that promise.

[Titus_Pullo]

...and Edmonton has OTiS.

And his hot wife.

[Hoser]

Forgot about these

Me looking like a douche on halloween.
http://i33.tinypic.com/1556l1i.jpg

[Archetype]

...and Edmonton has OTiS.
But Calgary has me. And my hot, um, next door neighbour?

[Face]

But Calgary has me
... one more tick in the minus column

[Hoser]

And soon to me be.

Although I would like to move to Canmore if the mula allows.

[Hoser]

Great city. If I am still around I'll show you the places to go.

I also recommend Calgary.

[Jericho]

Forgot about these

Me looking like a douche on halloween.
http://i33.tinypic.com/1556l1i.jpg
Nice, dude. That bitch is hot

[Face]

fuck toronto

[Titus_Pullo]

They are drinking Château Pétrus.

[Hoser]

What made that night awesome was the fact I hooked up with the girl in the blue a couple years ago, but the one in the black doesn't know it happened. Made for a fun night for me.

http://i37.tinypic.com/f39z09.jpg

[Hoser]

Funny thing is I think I like brunettes more.

I guess it just depends on the girl.

[Archetype]

... one more tick in the minus column
At least I don't spend an inordinate amount of money to build models.

The fact that I have nothing else to make fun of other than models, the bus driver thing, the fatness, the Lisa thing, and the constant complaining may mean you're even more pathetic.

Actually, I probably am for knowing all that about some guy on the internet.

[medlar]

I'm leaning toward redheads more.

[medlar]

Forgot about these

Me looking like a douche on halloween.
http://i33.tinypic.com/1556l1i.jpg

A pussy and the strategically placed bone.

What the hell are you sitting on? Molars?

[Hoser]

I would love to get a redhead. It has still evaded me.
I wouldn't date one, because well, they all seem crazy. But that would be great in bed. That and an Asian, still haven't done those 2.

[Hoser]

They were bunnies or cats or something. I was too drunk and trying to hit on this bartender in my drunken stoop all night. No luck and I went back to the Hotel with the cat. (Girl I've been seeing on and off for almost 5 years)

http://i37.tinypic.com/2w2ivys.jpg


As for my Asian, I would want one like this girl.

http://i33.tinypic.com/x1aw5e.jpg

[medlar]

I like how pale they are. And a flaming bush..like Moses in the presence of an agent of GOD.

Im still thinking on redheads

[Archetype]

Isn't the bartender a redhead?

[Izayus]

fuck toronto

Indeed. That's where I used to live. God I love B.C. so much.

[Archetype]

Indeed. That's where I used to live. God I love B.C. so much.
You don't have a job, do you.

[mongo]

courtice is one hairy mother fucker.


locks of love called, you can help 903 cancer patients.

[Hoser]

Holy shit mongo, you are right. I am glad you noticed and let me know of I would have gone through life thinking I had Alopecia Areata (The no hair disease).

[Bill]

Copstache update!

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/drunksincerity/IMG000007.jpg

EPIC!

[Caronte]

I respect that.

[Hoser]

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!


suddenly I feel like having some mexican.

[Claydon]

why do cops always have mustaches? even the women?!

[Caronte]

Most People Respect The Badge. Everybody Respects The Stache.

[fuldstændigamok]

Most People Respect The Badge. Everybody Respects The Stache.

I thought that you had a fashion goatee.

[Caronte]

I'm sporting a handlebar moustache at the moment.

[Archangel]

No way it's him.

[ruffdog]

everyone respects my awesome beard

[Bill]

why do cops always have mustaches? even the women?!

Im rocking it as a goof, well more of a bet.

We've dubbed it "Mustache Chicken" 10 men enter, 1 man leaves 500 dollars richer.

[Izayus]

Indeed. That's where I used to live. God I love B.C. so much.
You don't have a job, do you.

You unfortunatly have caught me in a jobless time. School and performances are taking up my time.

[Hoser]

Indeed. That's where I used to live. God I love B.C. so much.
You don't have a job, do you.

You unfortunatly have caught me in a jobless time. School and performances are taking up my time.

Gay burlesque??

[Kerjack]

Sup?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Sup.jpg

[Archangel]

To you, civilisation is just something that happened to other people, innit.

[Kerjack]

Civi-wat?

[Jericho]

Sup?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Sup.jpg
Damn near won the Jericho challenge,kid. Keep trying

[Kerjack]

Took this last week on the way back from Utah. Idaho has some pretty sad 'Historic sites'

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Sad.jpg

[Archangel]

Unlike Montana, obviously, which is like the Rome of the North...

[Kerjack]

But with less gay people

[Archangel]

Well, obviously, since Rome has about triple the population of Montana.

[Claydon]

Sup?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Sup.jpg

the face of the future 40 year old virgin?

[Archangel]

Jesus Christ, 6.5 people per square mile... anything under 1,000, and I'd go fucking crazy.

[Hoser]

Jesus Christ, 6.5 people per square mile... anything under 1,000, and I'd go fucking crazy.

Don't come to Canada, We have 3.5 people per sq km.

[Kerjack]

Arch got me looking at some factoids for our state. This came to no surprise to me, Browning sucks mega balls.

"Rapid temperature changes have been noted in the region, and in Browning, Montana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Browning,_Montana), which is just east of the park in the Blackfeet Indian Reservation, a world record temperature drop of 100 degrees Fahrenheit (56 °C) in only 24 hours occurred on the night of January 23–24, 1916, when thermometers plunged from 44 °F to -56 °F (7 to -49 °C)"

[Archangel]

Jesus Christ, 6.5 people per square mile... anything under 1,000, and I'd go fucking crazy.

Don't come to Canada, We have 3.5 people per sq km.

These days, I get antsy when I'm further than 50 miles from the nearest Roman ruin...

[Izayus]

Indeed. That's where I used to live. God I love B.C. so much.
You don't have a job, do you.

You unfortunatly have caught me in a jobless time. School and performances are taking up my time.

Gay burlesque??

Sometimes you have to taste both flavors to really appreciate the first, you know? Besides, it's all about the tease. They knew what they came for.

Funny you should bring up burlesque cause my acting teacher is building a set for a burlesque show and asked me to stage manage.

[Void]

These days, I get antsy when I'm further than 50 miles from the nearest Roman ruin...So, you'd prefer living in Syria or Algeria rather than the U.S. or Canada?

[Hoser]

More Pussy, less Montana

[Archangel]

These days, I get antsy when I'm further than 50 miles from the nearest Roman ruin...So, you'd prefer living in Syria or Algeria rather than the U.S. or Canada?

I'm sure there are some Roman artifacts in the great museums of new York and Chicago...

But I do like the idea of being surrounded by 2000 years of unbroken history. I mean, I loved being in America, but something intangible was missing.

[Blue]

But I do like the idea of being surrounded by 2000 years of unbroken history. I mean, I loved being in America, but something intangible was missing.

6.4 Australians per square mile plus 60,000 - 80,000 years of unbroken history.

[Marshy]

Sup?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Sup.jpg


Visiting the Kent farm?

[Claydon]

These days, I get antsy when I'm further than 50 miles from the nearest Roman ruin...So, you'd prefer living in Syria or Algeria rather than the U.S. or Canada?

I'm sure there are some Roman artifacts in the great museums of new York and Chicago...

But I do like the idea of being surrounded by 2000 years of unbroken history. I mean, I loved being in America, but something intangible was missing.

Live in San Francisco...you will feel as right as rain.

[Hodge]

Sup?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Sup.jpg
Fuck that's old school. I miss living in the middle of nowhere with nothing but mountains around.

[Hoser]

But I do like the idea of being surrounded by 2000 years of unbroken history. I mean, I loved being in America, but something intangible was missing.

6.4 Australians per square mile plus 60,000 - 80,000 years of unbroken history.
Ayers Rock FTW!!

Uluru, get it right

Plus Morton Island >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uluru

[Hodge]

http://sci-fi.lovetoknow.com/wiki/images/Sci-Fi/1/1d/Uhura.jpg?

[Titus_Pullo]

http://sci-fi.lovetoknow.com/wiki/images/Sci-Fi/1/1d/Uhura.jpg?
I would so fuck that Lt. Uluru.

The one in the new Star Trek coming out this Summer is pretty hot as well...

http://i33.tinypic.com/taqa09.jpg

[Izayus]

Nothing wrong with a big ass. >.>

[Izayus]

Whoa! I said a big ass is ok! That's a big EVERYTHING!

[Stax]

Sup?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Sup.jpg


Visiting the Kent farm?

That's actually a pretty accurate comparison.

[Kerjack]

the Kent Farm?

[STDSkillz]

Lolz Clark Kent

[STDSkillz]

Get it?? Like the TV show!

[Kerjack]

Well it was Thanksgiving, where else am I suppose to go?

[STDSkillz]

I don't think you get it.

[Kerjack]

Neither do I.

[STDSkillz]

In due time, young one. In due time...

[Blue]

the Kent Farm?

http://images.google.com.au/images?hl=en&q=kent+farm&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

[Titus_Pullo]

Jones Farm

http://i34.tinypic.com/2ex1wlk.jpg

[Da Raider]

Jones Farm

http://i34.tinypic.com/2ex1wlk.jpg

makes me thirsty for some coolaid.

[skyler]

beautiful people

[willydong]

http://i38.tinypic.com/9k2q6p.jpg

ladies, don't bomb me with sex requests, pls

[Datači]

This is what šljivovica does to people

http://i35.tinypic.com/2qn1fd0.jpg

[Bill Paxton]

This is what šljivovica does to people

http://i35.tinypic.com/2qn1fd0.jpg

Turns them into effeminate eurotrash?

[Le Goat]

This is what šljivovica does to people

http://i35.tinypic.com/2qn1fd0.jpg

Turns them into effeminate eurotrash?

redundant bastahd!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

and a boner for track suits

[Datači]

Turns them into effeminate eurotrash?
The term ''eurotrash'' is an urban myth. People are trash. Why generalise? Or why not go even further and call me ''crotrash''?

And what's so trashy about me?

(and yeah, it turns them into complete and utter idiots.)

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

tracksuit

[Datači]

That tracksuit is the shit. You can't find them like that easily anymore.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Track suit is so 1992 wanabe 1984.

[Datači]

This bitch has great tits.

http://i35.tinypic.com/2rrmko5.jpg

[Bill Paxton]

Turns them into effeminate eurotrash?
The term ''eurotrash'' is an urban myth. People are trash. Why generalise? Or why not go even further and call me ''crotrash''?

And what's so trashy about me?

(and yeah, it turns them into complete and utter idiots.)

What do you mean its an urban myth? The reason its eurotrash is because that term brings a specific image to mind. I wouldn't use the term crotrash because I didn't know you were croatian and people wouldn't know what I was talking about.

Do a google image search to get an idea of what im referring to since you obviously have no idea.

[Datači]

Referring to certain young, relatively wealthy Europeans traveling around the world on their parents' money, who have a general disdain for hard work, personal initiative and entrepreneurship.[1]
To describe a subgroup of European party-goers who stereotypically practice recreational party drug use, listen to trendy dance music, and have a general disdain for more traditional lifestyles.[citation needed]
A common description for any Europeans that are perceived to be pretentious about their education, status, cultural superiority or intelligence. In general, any European that could be categorised as a snob.[citation needed]


You can say that for anybody, not just europeans.
And i certainly do not fit in that category.

[Bill Paxton]

Referring to certain young, relatively wealthy Europeans traveling around the world on their parents' money, who have a general disdain for hard work, personal initiative and entrepreneurship.[1]
To describe a subgroup of European party-goers who stereotypically practice recreational party drug use, listen to trendy dance music, and have a general disdain for more traditional lifestyles.[citation needed]
A common description for any Europeans that are perceived to be pretentious about their education, status, cultural superiority or intelligence. In general, any European that could be categorised as a snob.[citation needed]


You can say that for anybody, not just europeans.
And i certainly do not fit in that category.

oh my god dude, give it up, you're ruining the entire internet.

[}{arlequin]

i dig the tracksuit***... and i dig plum booze... yet i'm not croatian...




***cuz i'd call it homage to bruce lee

[Anvil Of Evil]

fuck the cola, fuck the pizza all we need is šljivovica!

[Archangel]

Oh Lord, šljivovica is some vile shit.

And those shades... why would anyone go out of their way to look like a Guido douche bag?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

i dig the tracksuit***... and i dig plum booze... yet i'm not croatian...




***cuz i'd call it homage to bruce lee


polock

[Datači]

I got them there. I'm not that big of a douche.

[Archangel]

I got them there. I'm not that big of a douche.

There where? I'm pretty sure that the one thing worse than some Guido with Oliver Peoples shades is a Slav in knock-offs.

[}{arlequin]

i dig the tracksuit***... and i dig plum booze... yet i'm not croatian...




***cuz i'd call it homage to bruce lee


polock
I'LL KILL YA!!!

http://i37.tinypic.com/ouzfbd.jpg

[Datači]

I got them there. I'm not that big of a douche.

There where? I'm pretty sure that the one thing worse than some Guido with Oliver Peoples shades is a Slav in knock-offs.

In the clube. Well it's more of a shithole than a club, but there were some good gigs there.

[Akira]

it looks like a hell basement.

[Akira]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2v85wl4.jpg

[Face]

moar!

[Akira]

http://i36.tinypic.com/16j1s94.jpg

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

looks like a keeper

[Face]

moar!
!

[Jericho]

Capri lulz

[Don Scrappy]

http://i36.tinypic.com/2v85wl4.jpg

herro

[Akira]

Capri lulz

everyone wears them.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I don't.

[Le Goat]

DIDI MAO!

[Jericho]

Capri lulz

everyone wears them.
People wear dumb shit. I still have a laugh

[Akira]

so im the first girl youve ever seen wear capris? do you live on the moon?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Oh look, Hannibal is here to talk about how cute she is, and as soon as Tara gets here, he will talk shit.

lulz

[Akira]

the thing is i don't care what anyone thinks and im not going to have or create any drama about it. end of discussion.

[OpiateKitty]

you didn't know Billy was a dude?

[OpiateKitty]

akira, don't let these guys get to you...they just want to bust your balls bc you're a chick.

[The GWD]

Butterfly belt buckles are so phat.

[Gary_Busey]

I KNEW IT!! SHE'S GOT BALLS!!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

akira, don't let these guys get to you...they just want to bust your balls bc you're a chick.


I would rather pound her vag cause she is a chick but to each their own.

[Jericho]

akira, don't let these guys get to you...they just want to bust your balls bc you're a chick.
I think Capris are funny looking

You know what, fuck you!

TIME TO PAY THE FIDDLER, WHORE!!!!!

[Gary_Busey]

GMF attracts hot asians.

[Jericho]

akira, don't let these guys get to you...they just want to bust your balls bc you're a chick.
I think Capris are funny looking

You know what, fuck you!

TIME TO PAY THE FIDDLER, WHORE!!!!!
She bite you on the nose?
tee hee

[mongo]

i'd rape akira's ass until is looked like raw hamburger.

[Akira]

what if my ass already looks like raw hamburger. whatcha gunna do now big guy?

[mongo]

what if my ass already looks like raw hamburger. whatcha gunna do now big guy?

let one of the other gmf'ers eat it. i don't do meat.

also, pics of said asshole?

[Akira]

what if my ass already looks like raw hamburger. whatcha gunna do now big guy?

let one of the other gmf'ers eat it. i don't do meat.

also, pics of said asshole?

youre really quite disgusting.

[mongo]

what if my ass already looks like raw hamburger. whatcha gunna do now big guy?

let one of the other gmf'ers eat it. i don't do meat.

also, pics of said asshole?

youre really quite disgusting.

um, yeah, just in case you didn't know, this is gmf!

[Akira]

i have feeling youre this messed up outside gmf as well.

[OpiateKitty]

.......and so it begins

[mongo]

i hope you're not this prudish irl, or we're never gonna work out. tell you what, just start w/ a finger and some lube, i think you'll like it more than you'd ever guess. after you get used to that, we'll move on to something the next size up, say something like billy's dick. in a year or two, you'll be craving my dick in your pooper on a nightly basis.

[Akira]

just make sure you have a barf bucket for me.

[mongo]

just make sure you have a barf bucket for me.

don't worry, after you throw up, we'll do some atm to get the taste out of your mouth.

[Akira]

id even meet you half way if i could stick boston baked beans up your poop chute. or maybe i'll just puke.

[STDSkillz]

Well then, I'm spent.

[WigglingWii]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v649/217/5/7958605/n7958605_48760294_3302.jpg

[WigglingWii]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v649/217/5/7958605/n7958605_48760294_3302.jpg
That's...not you.

It's my monkey :p

[Satan]

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v649/217/5/7958605/n7958605_48760294_3302.jpg
That's...not you.

It's my monkey :p
want to see my monkey?

[WigglingWii]

want to see my monkey?

PM it to me.

[Satan]

want to see my monkey?

PM it to me.
Is your box big enough? PM box that is.

[Snatch]

I don't understand why more <6s post on internet message forums. It's the biggest ego boost imaginable. I mean, you might be average looking, but just throw together some vaguely flattering pictures, and all of a sudden you're a fucking e-celebrity.

[Snatch]

http://www.forumspile.com/ASL-Creepy_Guy.jpg

That's actually almost exactly how I look, is the funny part.

[Philip Lombard]

<6's should just give up.

[OpiateKitty]

<6's should just give up.


i prob shouldn't even ask this, but what is <6

[medlar]

If you are rated <5

[Philip Lombard]

I was going off what Snatch said. Presumably people who are less than 6/10 looks wise.

[OpiateKitty]

ahhh gotchya. so whats the criteria for this?

[Philip Lombard]

the way you look?

[medlar]

For me <4. with breasts.

[OpiateKitty]

the way you look?

thanks smartass lol. just curious to what you consider while determining "rank"

[Satan]

Snatch really should stick to sucking Kyle Boller's cock and stay out of gencon

[Snatch]

think of a bell curve. Being a 5 is like having a 100 IQ. Tougher to get from 6 to 7 than 5 to 6.

Also, I made a picture almost perfectly recreating what Hannibal just posted.

[Snatch]

Snatch really should stick to sucking Joe Flacco's cock and stay out of gencon

Get with the fucking times. Not my fault that average chicks get a ton of play. That Yoon girl said that chicks "that hot" never post on message forums, and the bitch is like barely above average. No offense to her.

[Philip Lombard]

eyes, tits, personality, ass, smile, legs, sense of humor

[medlar]

If all else fails, be really, really ace on the girls' soccer team.

[Satan]

Get with the fucking times. Not my fault that average chicks get a ton of play. That Yoon girl said that chicks "that hot" never post on message forums, and the bitch is like barely above average. No offense to her.I guess a stud like you knows hot bitches when he sees them. I'm guessing that mustache look gets a ton of play, right?

[Snatch]

I guess a stud like you knows hot bitches when he sees them. I'm guessing that mustache look gets a ton of play, right?

We're men. Looks don't matter.

[medlar]

We're men. Looks don't matter.

Um.. I think the girls will differ on this one.

[OpiateKitty]

beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[OpiateKitty]

Um.. I think the girls will differ on this one.


um yeah...i got a few choice words about that comment

[medlar]

As a picture is worth a thousand words..

just saying the expected.

[Snatch]

Ya, looks matter as much as Money, Intelligence, Sense of Humor, Style, Power.

Uh huh...

[medlar]

Which explains Hugh Heffner.

[OpiateKitty]

looks matter to an extent...its not all i look for in a guy, but i gotta be attracted to the person ya know.

[OpiateKitty]

balance of powers.

[Philip Lombard]

sexual chemistry is to be factored in as well

[OpiateKitty]

everyone has their diff standards of "whats hot"...i have my opinion just like any one else.

[OpiateKitty]

sexual chemistry is to be factored in as well


absolutely, and very important too

[Gary_Busey]

My large penis is to be factored in as well.

[OpiateKitty]

overly large cocks are overrated. most girls just want average size

[medlar]

Good to know!

[Gary_Busey]

Hahahaha.

[Snatch]

How the fuck did what I start turn into this? I lose.

[Hoser]

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

Fixed for you

[OpiateKitty]

its like goldilocks...bitched complained about it too hot and too cold. girls complain about cocks being too small, and too big..but never just right :)

[OpiateKitty]

Fixed for you


ha, is that beer for me to find u attractive? i may need a few more..and a bottle of jack ;)

[Hoser]

Damn you God for giving me this God forsaken large cock.

WHY MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hoser]

ha, is that beer for me to find u attractive? i may need a few more..and a bottle of jack ;)

You would jump these bones if you ever had the chance, but the odds are I would just move out of the way and watch you fall flat on your face.

[OpiateKitty]

after a bottle of jack? yeah im sure id fall on my face...im a lightweight

[medlar]

Or perhaps an eager young novice willing to be trained in the fine art.

[Hoser]

I am no lightweight, but I think a bottle of jack may have the same effect on me.

[OpiateKitty]

haha, nah ill pass. saves me money at the bars!

[Snatch]

This is proving my point.

[OpiateKitty]

im a jager girl & beer girl myself. no bitch drinks

[OpiateKitty]

This is proving my point.

what point are you trying to prove?

[Hoser]

Awesomeness

http://i37.tinypic.com/l9pur.jpg

More sex for me

[Snatch]

what point are you trying to prove?

People pay an illogical amount of attention to chicks that aren't hot on the internet (I have no idea what you look like, you could be a 10, but for all I know...)

[OpiateKitty]

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd176/rachel_anne67/graphics/JackDaniels.jpg

[Orestes]

People pay an illogical amount of attention to chicks that aren't hot on the internet (I have no idea what you look like, you could be a 10, but for all I know...)she's an 11