Post Your Picture

[Jericho]

That's the cool thing about being 6 foot 225 and not a fat ass.
What? Having pretty little red mouth?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

yes

[SparklinWigglez]

im a cuntwaffle, not a dupe

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You're a stripper, aren't you?

[SparklinWigglez]

you wear that much makeup at the beach?


why, you want some makeup tips princess?

[STDSkillz]

Are we all being trolled?

[SparklinWigglez]

im going to sleep. goodnight!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Yep, she's a stripper.

[STDSkillz]

Fuck. I always miss the good shit.

[Claydon]

Yep, she's a stripper.

yup

[MDiver01]

http://img201.imagevenue.com/loc375/th_36013_fg_122_375lo.jpg (http://img201.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=36013_fg_122_375lo.jpg)


she can grow a better beard than I can.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Wow, I would totally fuck that pirate.

[MDiver01]

I know hawt right?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

DUDE, IS THAT YOUR VAN? NO WONDER YOU SCORED A PIRATE


LUCKYYYYY

[MDiver01]

Scored? More like took.

[Face]

wigglingwii > SparklinWigglez

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

No shit Sherlock. Did you wake you today and put your Captain Obvious pants on? No really, did you decide you were going to think of the most unnecessary comment you could possibly come up with and post it? I'm just saying that because it's so fucking obvious it baffles my mind.


:)

[Face]

I love you too michael

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Hugs?

[Face]

only if you grab my ass

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Okay big guy.





*plants an "I'm a fagg0t" sign on face's back.

lo lo lo lo lo lo lo

[Face]

:(

[Jericho]

;-| ?

[Face]

*sigh*

[hatepoppy]

http://img201.imagevenue.com/loc375/th_36013_fg_122_375lo.jpg (http://img201.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=36013_fg_122_375lo.jpg)


she can grow a better beard than I can.
she looks like a broad named julie i know.

[RedBEARD]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/64/l_71f38ffd40f14e70a37fd8fd0cf11f38.jpg

[mongo]

i bet he was thrilled to finally meet you.

[CrazyCarl]

is Ric Flair 90 years old?

[RedBEARD]

Not as thrilled as I was when I met your Mom.

EDIT: TiM's (?) not Carl's.

[RedBEARD]

is Ric Flair 90 years old?I think he's in his early 60's, but I'm not 100% certain of that.

[RedBEARD]

How tall is Flair?Wiki says 6'1". I think I'm 6'4"-ish.

[White.Rabbit]

dude. that new chick is hot.

[NOTKyle]

I'm awesome.

http://i36.tinypic.com/2z4wpj5.jpg

And gay.

http://i33.tinypic.com/k3xg6h.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

You has goofy fwenz

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I bet you guys like to play "hide the sausage in a d00ds butt"

[NOTKyle]

I bet you guys like to play "hide the sausage in a d00ds butt"

It's like tee ball, everybody wins.

[Gary_Busey]

What's with the really gay coats?

[NOTKyle]

And that last picture wasn't just for the gayness, we took it so we could make an 8x10 for our boss to awkwardly put on her desk.

[NOTKyle]

What's with the really gay coats?

Buy 2 get one half off at Osh Kosh B'Gosh.

[}{arlequin]

What's with the really gay coats?
pea coat mafia.

[Gary_Busey]

The only coat I wear is a brown Eddie Bauer coat I got for $35 4-5 years ago. I think I need a new one.

[}{arlequin]

i have a closet that's full of just coats.

[mongo]

pea coat mafia.

more like pee coat mafia.

[}{arlequin]

naturally.


either way, i've seen what a couple of white boys that get picked on can do w/ guns

[Gary_Busey]

If you're referring to Columbine, they were pretty horrible shots.

[The GWD]

The Trench Coat Mafia are masters of weaponry, Gary. Don't be jealous.

[}{arlequin]

they accomplished plenty w/ little skill


all i'm saying is that guns make a great equalizer. unless everyone has one bullet

[Gary_Busey]

I could've urinated in that cafeteria and hit more kids.

[}{arlequin]

I could've urinated in that cafeteria and hit more teenage girls.

[Gary_Busey]

Thanks. Everyone now knows what I jerk to.

[mongo]

they accomplished plenty w/ little skill


all i'm saying is that guns make a great equalizer. unless everyone has one bullet

as an undergrad at bucknell, right after 9/11 for a poli/sci intro class i was taking, we had to write a paper on how best to go about revamping the airline security in our nation. one kid wrote a paper on how, as every passenger boards, they would be handed a gun. even kids. his argument was that it leveled the playing field. the great equalizer.

[}{arlequin]

^i bet it would work.


until two people got in a fight over a window seat

[WET HOT MESS]

as an undergrad at bucknell, right after 9/11 for a poli/sci intro class i was taking, we had to write a paper on how best to go about revamping the airline security in our nation. one kid wrote a paper on how, as every passenger boards, they would be handed a gun. even kids. his argument was that it leveled the playing field. the great equalizer.
Some kids are stupid. Like that retarded kid in Planet Terror who was told NOT to point the gun at himself. But he did. And then he died.

[mongo]

^i bet it would work.


until two people got in a fight over a window seat

fuck the window. isle seat is where it's at.

[Gary_Busey]

I'm shooting the first kid who starts banging on my seat.

[Archetype]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/64/l_71f38ffd40f14e70a37fd8fd0cf11f38.jpg

Holy fuck, is your beard made from tomato paste?

[Nature's Folly]

I'm shooting the first kid who starts banging on my seat.

Man my mind just went to a picture of a couple fucking on your seat...

[Mustard]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/64/l_71f38ffd40f14e70a37fd8fd0cf11f38.jpg
Ric Flair looks like he wants to punch the camera man. I don't blame him.
I'm awesome.

http://i36.tinypic.com/2z4wpj5.jpg

And gay.

http://i33.tinypic.com/k3xg6h.jpg
Which one are you?

[Archetype]

I'm guessing the one in both pictures.♠

[Mustard]

I need confirmation

[The GWD]

The one on the bottom left looks like TiM.

[Mustard]

I'm pretty sure you mean TiM and not Tim.

[mongo]

i'm pretty sure of that too.

[Mustard]

I was pretty sure you'd be pretty sure about me being pretty sure about that.

[Jericho]

I wish I met the Nature Boy

:(

[RedBEARD]

Holy fuck, is your beard made from tomato paste?I have a picture that I took here recently of my girlfriend and I making out, and there is a very distinct line where the brown of the hair on my head stops and the red of the beard kicks in. We both noticed it, immediately...And no, I don't dye either one.

Ric Flair looks like he wants to punch the camera man. I don't blame him.Fortunately I was towards the front of the line so he wasn't worn out yet. I know the cameraman and he's an excellent dude.

I wish I met the Nature Boy

:(Cost you $75 and a trip to Easley, SC (http://www.midatlanticwrestling.com/macw_event.html).

[NOTKyle]

I have a picture that I took here recently of my girlfriend and I making out,

I thought people stopped doing that when they graduated from middle school.

[Mustard]

You clearly thought wrong.

[Le Goat]

I thought people stopped doing that when they graduated from middle school.

Fat people use making out as an excuse for fumbling with each others rolls

[UNC]

I thought people stopped doing that when they graduated from middle school.

Stop being a fucking buzzkill.

[BIG PIZZLE]

That's why I'm a little scared to fuck a fat chick. I feel that eventually, in the heat of passion I'm gonna grab one of her rolls and begin to lick and fondle it. And it would be awesome. I almost cannot risk that happening.

[NOTKyle]

Stop being a fucking buzzkill.

Don't make me edit your posts.

[RedBEARD]

I thought people stopped doing that when they graduated from middle school.I PS'd it and made it black & white, it was very classy.

[NOTKyle]

I PS'd it and made it black & white, it was very classy.

It'd be less gay if you were making out with Ant from Celebrity Fit Club.

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://img237.imagevenue.com/loc12/th_47182_ist2_1051832_fat_man_1910_122_12lo.jpg (http://img237.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=47182_ist2_1051832_fat_man_1910_122_ 12lo.jpg)

[Satan]

When is the baby due?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm not really that fat. It's just that, I had eaten a lot of salt the night before.

[Satan]

That's what they all say.

[Poop Sailboat]

maybe getting rid of those size 40 jeans was a little too soon.

[Titus_Pullo]

So Pizz is a Stock Photo model and a Dr.

[Poop Sailboat]

he knows people.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Like your MOMS!

[Poop Sailboat]

I only have one mom.

[Titus_Pullo]

Does she have a handlebar moustache?

[Poop Sailboat]

Does she have a handlebar moustache?
this isn't about her! this is about pizz being fat.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

There are no hot chicks on this page.

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://img169.imagevenue.com/loc958/th_56457_Chris_122_958lo.JPG (http://img169.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=56457_Chris_122_958lo.JPG)

[RedBEARD]

Stubby.

[Hoser]

There are still no hot chicks on this page

[BIG PIZZLE]

I would marry that bitch.

[WET HOT MESS]

Pizzie, I think you're getting old. You used to be all about fucking whores and not having a heart. Now all I see you do is post about food and getting married.

[Hoser]

Its sad when a guy who has to wear a mask because he eats people is the only one to get it right.

[White.Rabbit]

that bitch isn't stubby. she's fucking thick.

[Hoser]

My future wife.

http://i34.tinypic.com/bgzmkz.jpg
http://i37.tinypic.com/2iqbz9w.jpg

I would kill each and every one of you for a night with her.

[White.Rabbit]

meh. blondes don't do it for me anymore.

[Hoser]

She could shave her head and I would still fuck her until I died from dehydration.

[IdiotBrain]

I prefer redheads and brunettes. myself.

[White.Rabbit]

She could shave her head and I would still fuck her until I died from dehydration.
creepy...

[WET HOT MESS]

I like pretty girls. And gorgeous girls. And sweet girls. Girls. Girls. Girls.

[White.Rabbit]

I like pretty girls. And gorgeous girls. And sweet girls. Girls. Girls. Girls.
pssh. until you sleep with one you just a shit talker

[WET HOT MESS]

Girls are crazy. I'm afraid to get stabbed.

[Hoser]

creepy...

Out of everyone here I am on the low end of the creepy scale, so I have some room to play here.

[White.Rabbit]

Girls are crazy. I'm afraid to get stabbed.
the only thing a decent bitch will stab you with is a dildo

[CTricksterGirl]

the only thing a decent bitch will stab you with is a dildo

Can I stabs you with my dildo???

[vasili denisov]

My future wife.

http://i37.tinypic.com/2iqbz9w.jpg

I would kill each and every one of you for a night with her.
I'm looking for a girl I can talk to about the Atlantic Monthly. I don't think this is that girl.

[White.Rabbit]

Can I stabs you with my dildo???
only if I can do you first

[nuclearjew]

My future wife.
I would kill each and every one of you for a night with her.
Is that one of Sean Avery's sloppy seconds?

[CTricksterGirl]

I like pretty girls. And gorgeous girls. And sweet girls. Girls. Girls. Girls.

I like you..

Lets have a slumber party!

[CTricksterGirl]

I'm looking for a girl I can talk to about the Atlantic Monthly. I don't think this is that girl.

But you could smack her nice titties with your dick...

doesnt that make up for it?

[CTricksterGirl]

only if I can do you first

Get the lube..lets do this!

[Hoser]

Is that one of Sean Avery's sloppy seconds?

I would be more then ok with that douchebags sloppy seconds. But no I dont think she is.

[CTricksterGirl]

You say the sweetest things.

Its because I am made from sugar and honey!!

[White.Rabbit]

Get the lube..lets do this!
none of the girls I messed with needed lube at any point and time of the sexing.

[Gary_Busey]

Mmmmm, screwdrivers.

[Hoser]

Vodka is one of 2 types of booze the absolutely wrecks me.

Tequila is the other

[nuclearjew]

Mmmmm, screwdrivers.
Philips or flathead?

[Gary_Busey]

Philips or flathead?
Smirnoff?

[White.Rabbit]

vodka is my drink of choice. I like to mix it with happy planet tropical OJ shit

[CTricksterGirl]

none of the girls I messed with needed lube at any point and time of the sexing.

Oh, well, fuck the lube, lets get the candle wax...

[Gary_Busey]

Food Lion OJ and Smirfnoff.

[White.Rabbit]

Oh, well, fuck the lube, lets get the candle wax...
I don't dig the wax but I dig the ropes

[Hoser]

Forty Creek Rye and Coke Zero = Candy

It makes me want to become an alchy.

[Hoser]

I don't dig the wax but I dig the ropes

I think sex with you would need to involve some sort of gag so I wouldn't go insane.

[nuclearjew]

Having a M-F job really cuts into my weekday drinking :(

[CTricksterGirl]

I don't dig the wax but I dig the ropes

But rope burns are harder to explain that wax burn...

[Hoser]

Start as soon as you get home and dont stop until some time early sunday morning.

[White.Rabbit]

I think sex with you would need to involve some sort of gag so I wouldn't go insane.
...gags are complicated. I prefer a tight hand around the neck.

[vasili denisov]

But you could smack her nice titties with your dick...

doesnt that make up for it?
Yeah, but I can also do that with girls who read the Atlantic Monthly. Reading it doesn't magically take away your titsmackibility, no matter what that Economist ad campaign might have told you.

[Mustard]

http://i37.tinypic.com/28uqk2e.jpg

[Hoser]

I can't decide if she is really cute or if her smile scares me.

[Mustard]

I can't decide if she is really cute or if her smile scares me.
I think that entire photograph has been shopped.

I should know, I've seen alot of shops before, so I'm pretty good at spotting them.

[White.Rabbit]

yuck.

[ElemenoP]

Yeah, but I can also do that with girls who read the Atlantic Monthly. Reading it doesn't magically take away your titsmackibility, no matter what that Economist ad campaign might have told you.
I'm on the fence with the Atlantic. Sometimes I really love their editorials and other times -- It sounds like a group of pompous writers scrapping at the bottom of the barrel for a "new opinion or view of a story that noone's ever thought of". But for the most part. I enjoy the magazine.

[Hoser]

I think that entire photograph has been shopped.

I should know, I've seen alot of shops before, so I'm pretty good at spotting them.

Thats what I was thinking, those teeth couldn't be real and her eyes look like they were glued on.

[CTricksterGirl]

Who is that suppose to be?

[vasili denisov]

I'm on the fence with the Atlantic. Sometimes I really love their editorials and other times -- It sounds like a group of pompous writers scrapping at the bottom of the barrel for a "new opinion or view of a story that noone's ever thought of". But for the most part. I enjoy the magazine.
Yeah, I actually have no idea what those names I was bandying about actually are. I tend to stick to magazines that have motorboats on the cover. It all stems from a childhood accident involving a non-motorboat themed newsweekly.

[Mustard]

Who is that suppose to be?
Whoever you want it to be.

[CTricksterGirl]

Whoever you want it to be.

OH! Can it be...You????

[Hoser]

What is we want her to be Mickey Rourke???

[Mustard]

OH! Can it be...You????
Well, my tits are about that big... but mine are far perkier than hers.

[CTricksterGirl]

What is we want her to be Mickey Rourke???

I won;t lie...I'd fuck Mickey Rourke from Nine and a Half Weeks and Mickey Rourke from SIn City/The Wrestler...

He just looks like he'd beat the shit out of my pussy and I'd like it

[Gary_Busey]

You're such a fucking slut.

[CTricksterGirl]

My mom is such a fucking slut.

[Gary_Busey]

OMG, DID I SAY THAT?!LOLOLOL

[CTricksterGirl]

Yeah, seriously, how could you say that about the woman who gave you life??

[Gary_Busey]

I obviously didn't. You quoted me and changed the words, slut.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Sounds like something a slut would do.

[Hoser]

I obviously didn't. You quoted me and changed the words, slut.

YOU CAN DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CTricksterGirl]

Hmm....how to respond to such a clever insult as "slut"..oh I got it...

FUCK YOU!

[Face]

both your moms are fucking sluts

deal with it

I'm gonna go eat my toenail clippings

[Gary_Busey]

Sounds like something a slut would do.
I concur.

[Mustard]

I love to get drunk and get my skin rash rubbed by poisonous frogs.
Fake quoting sucks. I just proved it.

[Don Scrappy]

http://i37.tinypic.com/28uqk2e.jpg

holy shit. airbrush much?

[mongo]

airbrush this *****!

http://i33.tinypic.com/jqqp21.jpg

[Mustard]

That would be the tits if your necklace had an ampersand symbol on it, because I love root beer.

[mongo]

pooka shells gets you laid, son!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

pooka shells gets you laid, son!


Do you have a shell for every boy you've kissed?

[mongo]

Do you have a shell for every boy you've kissed?

i kissed a boy and i liked it! [/joeperry]

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

lol

That girls first record label was a half mile from my parents. I wonder if I ever met her around town and didn't even know it

[mongo]

lol

That girls first record label was a half mile from my parents. I wonder if I ever met her around town and didn't even know it

fuck man, she's ugly enough that i'd forget her about 4 minutes after meeting her.

[VoxAngelikus]

http://i37.tinypic.com/28uqk2e.jpg

http://i33.tinypic.com/nowncj.jpg

[TylerDurden]

still dunno who the fuck that's supposed to be... an extra from the black hole sun video?

[White.Rabbit]

mongo has emo glasses.

[IdiotBrain]

airbrush this *****!

http://i33.tinypic.com/jqqp21.jpg


I'm sorry Mongo, but no amount of photoshop could ungay this picture.

I lied.


















I'm not sorry.

[DjAg]

Me at my Phi Theta Kappa induction ceremony with 2 friends... Err, one friend, and some chick he was banging.

I only post this to take as much away from RMD for him trying so hard to get in. I mean shit, I'M in it, how hard can it possibly fucking be?

(pre-haircut)

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/ptk.jpg

[Banon]

I'd like to see the now haircut.

[DjAg]

I'd like to see the now haircut.

I don't really have many at all, but I posted a few already:

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=148234&postcount=3334

... And the other post apparently I deleted most of the photos from photobucket in it anyways.

[redsox39]

Having a M-F job really cuts into my weekday drinking :(

Please, I am in sales, Hangovers are part of the job! If you don't smell like you were at a strip club all night, why would this guy buy from you? I love my weekday drinking!

[Morfin]

I love my weekday drinking!

That explains your posts.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Me at my Phi Theta Kappa induction ceremony with 2 friends... Err, one friend, and some chick he was banging.

I only post this to take as much away from RMD for him trying so hard to get in. I mean shit, I'M in it, how hard can it possibly fucking be?

(pre-haircut)

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/ptk.jpg

You're a funkgin beast!

[NOTKyle]

You're a funkgin beast!

http://adisneyworld.disney.go.com/media/wdw/images2003/nonlanguagespecific/parks/mgm/entertainment/beautyandthebeast/beauty_beast.jpg

[RedBEARD]

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/ptk.jpgWere you in a Winger cover band or something?

[TylerDurden]

http://adisneyworld.disney.go.com/media/wdw/images2003/nonlanguagespecific/parks/mgm/entertainment/beautyandthebeast/beauty_beast.jpg

un-fucking-canny

[The Dude]

lol at mongo's emo-chic glasses

[}{arlequin]

lol at mongo's emo-chic glasses
i think everybody in seattle wants to look like weezer

[NOTKyle]

Mongo really needs to pick a poser style and stick to it.

[BIG PIZZLE]

My boss has those glasses but he's 70.

[}{arlequin]

Mongo really needs to pick a poser style and stick to it.
the surfer beads certainly don't go w/ emo, but when he does the frat boy look, it's ok.

[Tar Heel]

im not even going to pretend, i am feeling inadequate. im justlike everyone else


http://i38.tinypic.com/f1i82u.jpg

You're tits seem small.

You should PM them to me anyway. I have no standards.

[Tar Heel]

http://i38.tinypic.com/ojl5pg.jpg

So pretty.

Why the long face?

[6655321]

she's a founding member of the itty bitty titty committee.

[mongo]

is akira married?

[6655321]

is akira married?

to my penis.

[Kerjack]

I want to be in a classroom with Arch, Claydon, Tater, Mongo, Yelram, Redsox and Crack.

[Yelram]

I want to be in a classroom with Arch, Claydon, Tater, Mongo, Yelram, Redsox and Crack.

We should totally start one!!

[Kerjack]

yeah, and i just noticed I posted this in PYP rather then OT.

[zaphrodesiac]

http://i36.tinypic.com/34fg0tg.jpg

[Bill]

http://i36.tinypic.com/34fg0tg.jpg

Winner winner chicken dinner!

[mongo]

I want to be in a classroom with Arch, Claydon, Tater, Mongo, Yelram, Redsox and Crack.

yeah, but none of those fuckers are science nerds. i'd be on a totally different level.

[6655321]

what's up, scientist?

[Archetype]

yeah, but none of those fuckers are science nerds. i'd be on a totally different level.
Gay?

[Kerjack]

yeah, but none of those fuckers are science nerds. i'd be on a totally different level.

Alright how abouts we throw Wii into the mix as well?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Wii is asian, she has a natural advantage unless it was driving school.

[DjAg]

You're a funkgin beast!

6'2" and probably around 250lbs in that photo. Not THAT beastly...

Were you in a Winger cover band or something?

Actually, I used to fro out my hair and rap. (We were called the Winglets...)

http://i36.tinypic.com/34fg0tg.jpg

So long as the chick next to me isn't supposed to be my blind girlfriend, I am perfectly alright with this. She's a dumb slut, to put it lightly.

[RedBEARD]

Got a fairly healthy set of boobs on her, though.

[BIG PIZZLE]

6'2" and probably around 250lbs in that photo. Not THAT beastly...

Then you roll with midgets to make yourself look beastly. Shame on you.

[DjAg]

Got a fairly healthy set of boobs on her, though.

I thought so till I basically walked in on my buddy and her. They are less impressive than they would seem... bras help her out quite a bit, when I've seen larger hold up better without bras...

[Archetype]

Wii is asian, she has a natural advantage unless it was driving school.
In math, not science. Plus, she's a girl, so she loses half of her math powers.

[BIG PIZZLE]

In math, not science. Plus, she's a girl, so she loses half of her math powers.

I think that only happens when she's on her period. You're still fucked.

[DjAg]

Then you roll with midgets to make yourself look beastly. Shame on you.

Well, my buddy stepped on a champagne flute a few weeks before and had only a few ligaments and such in one of his ankles, so he's leaning quite a bit in that photo (note the crutches behind him). And I don't know many girls in my area that I don't look huge next to.

[Tar Heel]

I can see how that would have happened...

Mazzeltov!!!

OUCH!!!! Wait I'm not supposed to be barefoot?

[Archetype]

I think that only happens when she's on her period. You're still fucked.
Bah, I'm good at math, it's just lame.

[DjAg]

I can see how that would have happened...

Mazzeltov!!!

OUCH!!!! Wait I'm not supposed to be barefoot?

Actually an alarm went off at around 7AM that he forgot to disable the night before. He was in a girl's apartment, hungover, and running on 3 hours of sleep in the past 2 or 3 nights. His first hard step off the bed was directly on the glass, breaking one half while forcing the other half upwards into his ankle. He didn't even notice it was cut until he shut off his alarm and noticed a path of blood and the fact that he couldn't control his foot.

Even better, the girl is the type to faint at the site of blood and was also hungover, but had to drive his sorry ass to the hospital.

[Tar Heel]

Is he at least jewish?

[DjAg]

Nope, French Canadian/protestant.

[mongo]

Alright how abouts we throw Wii into the mix as well?

the only classroom wii should be in is one w/ betty crocker as the teacher.

[}{arlequin]

from my on again/off again gf


http://i36.tinypic.com/2l8bdc.jpg

[The GWD]

lol

[mongo]

you said you'd keep that shit secret.

[}{arlequin]

we just don't see eye to eye anymore after the butler vs. holt issue. i'm sorry

[Claydon]

from my on again/off again gf


http://i36.tinypic.com/2l8bdc.jpg

make her sweat

[}{arlequin]

make her sweat
already did. that's the result

[WigglingWii]

from my on again/off again gf


http://i36.tinypic.com/2l8bdc.jpg

What was your response?

[Claydon]

already did. that's the result

ok, then pull out and make her swallow

[}{arlequin]

What was your response?
i'm stern but benevolent, so i took her back.



on my terms, while holding all the aces, naturally.

[mongo]

}{ has so much hand, he's comin' out of his gloves.

[6655321]

i'm stern but benevolent, so i took her back.



on my terms, while holding all the aces, naturally.

so buttsecks is still a go.

[}{arlequin]

so buttsecks is still a go.
exclusively.

[Archetype]

i'm stern but benevolent, so i took her back.



on my terms, while holding all the aces, naturally.
But what if she has a flush? Good God man, you must think of the children!!

[WigglingWii]

i'm stern but benevolent, so i took her back.



on my terms, while holding all the aces, naturally.

What did she do exactly?

[6655321]

exclusively.

spot on!

[}{arlequin]

What did she do exactly?
she fucked her boss.

[WigglingWii]

she fucked her boss.

She doesn't know that it's the 21st century? She doesn't have to let him get through the back door for her to get ahead.

[6655321]

she fucked her boss.

86 her, unless she got hella moneys out of it.

[}{arlequin]

She doesn't know that it's the 21st century? She doesn't have to let him get through the back door for her to get ahead.
just like a guy, hormones got her head all cloudy and shit

[WigglingWii]

just like a guy, hormones got her head all cloudy and shit

I wish I have her hormones.

[Void]

she fucked her boss.That should require punitive action.

Such as posting her nude pics here.

[WET HOT MESS]

}{ doesn't seem like the vengeful type.

[Gary_Busey]

I would be finding a new girlfriend.

[}{arlequin]

I wish I have her hormones.
you still have a while until your sexual peak

[BIG PIZZLE]

In my experience if someone fucks someone at work, it's just a matter of time before they hook up again.

[6655321]

In my experience if someone fucks someone at work, it's just a matter of time before they hook up again.

i can tell you listen to way too much gossip about other employees at the water cooler.

[Void]

}{ doesn't seem like the vengeful type.Yeah, but I'm the like-naked-girls type.

[WigglingWii]

i can tell you listen to way too much gossip about other employees at the water cooler.

I'm sure he's speaking from experience.

[}{arlequin]

That should require punitive action.

Such as posting her nude pics here.
i'd never betray someone's trust and embarrass them that much but..... here's the offender in question

http://i34.tinypic.com/2wfplc9.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/seantk.jpg

[6655321]

i'd insert my phallus.

[WigglingWii]

i'd never betray someone's trust and embarrass them that much but..... here's the offender in question

http://i34.tinypic.com/2wfplc9.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/seantk.jpg

This isn't the same one that you posted naked pictures before?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Impressive.

[Mustard]

That girl is wearing far too much clothing.

[}{arlequin]

This isn't the same one that you posted naked pictures before?
similar bodies, but no

[6655321]

similar bodies, but no

^5 for high standards!

[WigglingWii]

similar bodies, but no

So you're willing to post that chick fully naked but not this one? Pourquoi?

[Claydon]

GREAT BODY, her legs leave something to be desired.

[6655321]

GREAT BODY, her legs leave something to be desired.

stfu.

[Claydon]

it could be the pic, perhaps she has great legs.

[}{arlequin]

So you're willing to post that chick fully naked but not this one? Pourquoi?
as long as they retain their anonymity, it's the same thing to me. are you *asking* for nudes?

[WigglingWii]

i'd never betray someone's trust and embarrass them that much but..... here's the offender in question

http://i34.tinypic.com/2wfplc9.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/seantk.jpg

This is why I haven't sent my bf any nudie pictures.

[Archetype]

i'd never betray someone's trust and embarrass them that much but..... here's the offender in question

http://i34.tinypic.com/2wfplc9.jpg

http://i35.tinypic.com/seantk.jpg

I just came, viscerally.

[}{arlequin]

GREAT BODY, her legs leave something to be desired.
i'm all about legs, over tits and ass, even. trust me, it's the pic/pose

[6655321]

This is why I haven't sent my bf any nudie pictures.

her face is tastefully excluded.