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WigglingWii
12-11-2008, 05:39 PM
as long as they retain their anonymity, it's the same thing to me. are you *asking* for nudes?
I always say yes to nudity.
Claydon
12-11-2008, 05:40 PM
i'm all about legs, over tits and ass, even. trust me, it's the pic/pose
ok, i can believe it then, the pic is awful.
}{arlequin
12-11-2008, 05:41 PM
This is why I haven't sent my bf any nudie pictures.
why would you care if no one will ever be able to tell it's you?
WigglingWii
12-11-2008, 05:41 PM
why would you care if no one will ever be able to tell it's you?
someone would find out.
wait, so you took someone back who cheated on you? pussy
Claydon
12-11-2008, 05:45 PM
so my fucking wife is really pissing me off.
perhaps i should post that bikini pic of her
See, you understand what motivates us.I'd be motivated by mirt-boobies.
WET HOT MESS
12-11-2008, 05:46 PM
Go ahead.
6655321
12-11-2008, 05:47 PM
so my fucking wife is really pissing me off.
perhaps i should post that bikini pic of her
DONOTWANT!
WET HOT MESS
12-11-2008, 05:48 PM
I WANNA SEE MRS CLAYDON IN BIKINI. I NEEDS TO SHOOP IT!
Claydon
12-11-2008, 05:48 PM
I double dog dare you.
(scratching chin in contemplation)
}{arlequin
12-11-2008, 05:49 PM
someone would find out.
unless you have some weird thing going on somewhere, a birth mark, or some very particular jewelry or background furniture... i don't see how
hatepoppy
12-11-2008, 05:49 PM
ive got a spider monkey in me arse.
6655321
12-11-2008, 05:52 PM
I have the coolest av evar.
who is dat homo?
BIG PIZZLE
12-11-2008, 05:56 PM
This is why I haven't sent my bf any nudie pictures.
For some reason, most asian girls I know have an irrational fear of people jerking off to their photos on the internet.
The Dude
12-11-2008, 06:00 PM
For some reason, most asian girls I know have an irrational fear of people jerking off to their photos on the internet.
Claydon
12-11-2008, 06:00 PM
For some reason, most asian girls I know have an irrational fear of people jerking off to their photos on the internet.
poppy cock!
BIG PIZZLE
12-11-2008, 06:00 PM
I hope you dont talk like that in real life.
WET HOT MESS
12-11-2008, 06:01 PM
Clay's a puss, he ain't gunna do eet.
Satan
12-11-2008, 06:01 PM
For some reason, most asian girls I know have an irrational fear of people jerking off to their photos on the internet.Not her (http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/AznMissBehave/), and certainly not her (http://www.meatspin.com)...or her (http://www.lemonparty.org)...
Hoser
12-11-2008, 06:02 PM
GREAT BODY, her legs leave something to be desired.
Shut the fuck up faggot.
You have no room to speak when it comes to women since yours has the face of an old catchers mitt and the body of a 7th grade boy.
WigglingWii
12-11-2008, 06:03 PM
Not her (http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/AznMissBehave/), and certainly not her (http://www.meatspin.com)...or her (http://www.lemonparty.org)...
Damn you!
Claydon
12-11-2008, 06:04 PM
the first link was ok
BIG PIZZLE
12-11-2008, 06:04 PM
I dont know any of those bitches. Asshole.
WigglingWii
12-11-2008, 06:05 PM
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/AznMissBehave/AznMissBehavin035.jpg.html
Her boobs look eerily familiar.
Not her (http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/AznMissBehave/), and certainly not her (http://www.meatspin.com)...or her (http://www.lemonparty.org)...bloody hell...you could've replaced lemonparty for tubgirl. At least the latter is female.
Satan
12-11-2008, 06:06 PM
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/AznMissBehave/AznMissBehavin035.jpg.html
Her boobs look eerily familiar.Rubbed one out to her before?
WigglingWii
12-11-2008, 06:09 PM
What is this shit!?!?!?
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Muleh/
janois
12-11-2008, 06:09 PM
bloody hell...you could've replaced lemonparty for tubgirl. At least the latter is female.
Meatspin was OK though?
I can't remember the last time I blindly clicked a link here. I'm sure it ended up with meatspin. I hate you all.
BIG PIZZLE
12-11-2008, 06:10 PM
Great little body but she kind of looks like she belongs in a grass hut in the philippians.
Claydon
12-11-2008, 06:10 PM
hmmmmmm
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/AznMissBehavin009.jpg
SsWrY77o77o
BIG PIZZLE
12-11-2008, 06:11 PM
What is this shit!?!?!?
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Muleh/
It's a girl with a giant rack doing god's work the best way she knows how.
WigglingWii
12-11-2008, 06:12 PM
I found Goat's new av http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Alexis/cocknose.jpg.html
BIG PIZZLE
12-11-2008, 06:13 PM
All she really needs is some braces and a good sexual influence.
Da Raider
12-11-2008, 06:17 PM
she fucked her boss.
dump her ass. Seriously. She works with this person. EVERYDAY. Hell, she probably spends more time with her boss than she does with you. The odds of it happening again are probably better than 50%.
}{arlequin
12-11-2008, 06:19 PM
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/AznMissBehave/AznMissBehavin035.jpg.html
Her boobs look eerily familiar.
....
thanks?
Claydon
12-11-2008, 06:19 PM
dump her ass. Seriously. She works with this person. EVERYDAY. Hell, she probably spends more time with her boss than she does with you. The odds of it happening again are probably better than 99.8%.
Archetype
12-11-2008, 06:27 PM
dump her ass. Seriously. She works with this person. EVERYDAY. Hell, she probably spends more time with her boss than she does with you. The odds of it happening again are probably better than 50%.
I'm gonna jump and guess Harley is doing it for some reliable poon.
}{arlequin
12-11-2008, 06:29 PM
i've paid my dues. time to cash in
Mustard
12-11-2008, 06:32 PM
Just as long as you also cash out.
BIG PIZZLE
12-11-2008, 06:33 PM
I would give her teh AIDS. That will solve all your problems.
zaphrodesiac
12-11-2008, 09:02 PM
It's fucking coldddddddd
http://i33.tinypic.com/21b9ocz.jpg
Poop Sailboat
12-11-2008, 09:02 PM
man up.
6655321
12-11-2008, 09:03 PM
he got da jizz in his eye!
Mustard
12-11-2008, 09:08 PM
It's fucking coldddddddd
http://i33.tinypic.com/21b9ocz.jpg
Move to a warmer climate?
The Dude
12-12-2008, 10:35 AM
got a haircut last night
http://i35.tinypic.com/fp2jja.jpg
Da Raider
12-12-2008, 10:36 AM
so when are you shipping out? Eh, Jarhead? I mean, Marine.
BIG PIZZLE
12-12-2008, 10:37 AM
Because his hair is short!
Da Raider
12-12-2008, 10:38 AM
Because his hair is short!
TOTALLLLLLY!!!!!
The Dude
12-12-2008, 10:51 AM
i make up for it with my long dick
Da Raider
12-12-2008, 11:04 AM
i make up for it with my long dick
make up for what?
The Dude
12-12-2008, 11:15 AM
short hair?
WET HOT MESS
12-12-2008, 11:18 AM
Short hair long dick.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
12-12-2008, 11:20 AM
I make up for having an impressively long dick by having an even more impressively fat dick.
:)
Banon
12-12-2008, 11:54 AM
my dick > both ya'll dicks put together.
The Dude
12-12-2008, 11:58 AM
From what I've heard, both the Guinness and I have you beat on our own
Alcestis
12-12-2008, 11:58 AM
Short hair long dick.
Hon, did you just offically give SiG his new native american name? :p
Short cuts = hotness. My 0.02 cents!
edit: thx...makes more sense.
vasili denisov
12-12-2008, 12:54 PM
What is this shit!?!?!?
http://pix.jj.am/gallery/v/Muleh/
http://content.imagesocket.com/images/hulk65f.JPG (http://imagesocket.com/view/hulk65f.JPG)
WET HOT MESS
12-12-2008, 02:22 PM
my dick > both ya'll dicks put together.
I dunno. You do have the Fred Durst syndrome.
6655321
12-12-2008, 02:23 PM
he just does it all for the nookies.
WET HOT MESS
12-12-2008, 02:25 PM
He has baby deek.
Banon
12-12-2008, 02:27 PM
ME OR FRED?
WET HOT MESS
12-12-2008, 02:28 PM
BOFF
Banon
12-12-2008, 02:34 PM
i love the fact that you're thinking about my penis.
WET HOT MESS
12-12-2008, 02:35 PM
You're delusional. I'm comparing it to Fred Durst's baby peen.
WET HOT MESS
12-12-2008, 02:35 PM
And Sacha Baron Cohen has a crazy bulge.
Just another photo since some people asked for one of my shorter hair (though it needs another cut)... Plus I got a new webcam and wanted a testrun.
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/DjAg/2008-12-1308-54-02703.jpg
NOTKyle
12-13-2008, 03:40 PM
Didn't you show your dick everywhere in Forgetting Sarah Marshall?
The GWD
12-13-2008, 03:45 PM
Djag's a nappy headed ho.
Archetype
12-13-2008, 03:45 PM
Boo, bring back the beast.
medlar
12-13-2008, 03:54 PM
Justin Timberlake in twenty years.
*runs
}{arlequin
12-13-2008, 04:00 PM
*runs
you'll be quicker on a white horse
zaphrodesiac
12-13-2008, 05:08 PM
decided to make a giant pancake and a pair of tits showed up!
http://i33.tinypic.com/25pkep2.jpg
mongo
12-13-2008, 05:21 PM
i think you got more than tits, zaph.
http://i35.tinypic.com/2ik8geq.jpg
zaphrodesiac
12-13-2008, 05:21 PM
tittyfuckcakes!
they were delicious with the butter and syrup fluids!
Datači
12-14-2008, 01:32 PM
http://i33.tinypic.com/2py4biu.jpg
Datači
12-14-2008, 01:34 PM
Yeah. I'm holding my phone with the right hand.
}{arlequin
12-14-2008, 01:43 PM
i knew something was off w/ that pic. nice catch lecter
Datači
12-14-2008, 01:44 PM
Because i can't lift my left eyebrow. Duh
Datači
12-14-2008, 01:50 PM
Obviously.
Datači
12-14-2008, 01:52 PM
Take a picture doing it.
http://i33.tinypic.com/2py4biu.jpg
Datači
12-14-2008, 01:54 PM
BECAUSE IT'S MY RIGHT EYEBROW AND IT'S LIFTED
Jericho
12-14-2008, 01:57 PM
Worst convo ever?
}{arlequin
12-14-2008, 01:57 PM
this exchange is at a highbrow level
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 07:54 PM
please don't cum on me :(
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2008-12-14-75676.jpg
Kerjack
12-14-2008, 07:55 PM
Anita wearing a Tara mask?
janois
12-14-2008, 08:03 PM
please don't cum on me :(
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2008-12-14-75676.jpg
http://i424.photobucket.com/albums/pp322/janois08/gelfling.jpg
Gelfling?
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 08:04 PM
umm, no. fail.
}{arlequin
12-14-2008, 08:08 PM
Gelfling?
you silly, she's supposed to be anime!!
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 08:12 PM
yeah i guess i do look anime. I'm stoned as fuck. i should take ap icture of my eyes
janois
12-14-2008, 08:12 PM
umm. No fail.
Fixed.
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 08:15 PM
no. you. suck.
janois
12-14-2008, 08:18 PM
now. you're. just. being. sensitive.
relax. it'll. be. ok.
please don't cum on me :(
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2008-12-14-75676.jpg
No deal
vasili denisov
12-14-2008, 08:35 PM
please don't cum on me :(
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2008-12-14-75676.jpg
This is the greatest gift to the jewish race since, um, whatever was the last good thing that happened to us was.
hatepoppy
12-14-2008, 08:38 PM
i snapped me dick off in me cunt's arse today!
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 08:54 PM
ok. now you have permission.
...my tongue looks super weird
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2008-12-14-75261.jpg
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 08:54 PM
it srsly doesnt even look like that. it's usually pointy.
Claydon
12-14-2008, 08:54 PM
ok. now you have permission.
...my tongue looks super weird
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2008-12-14-75261.jpg
would i hit this?
are roofies legal in canada?
Phil Theehor
12-14-2008, 08:56 PM
Might your ass look differently while stoned? We can help you figure this out.
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 08:57 PM
we'll never know.
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 08:58 PM
edit: you'll never know.
Phil Theehor
12-14-2008, 08:58 PM
Someone skipped school the day they taught us about sharing
we'll never know.
Tits now? PM preferred.
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 09:01 PM
Tits now? PM preferred.
you're boring in real life. why the fuck would I share anything with you?
Boring because of lack of interest. But I do love tits.
STDSkillz
12-14-2008, 09:02 PM
Does Tara hate 29a? Or is she just mean? I can't tell.
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 09:03 PM
I'm just a big ol cunt
I'm just a big ol cunt
Can't it be both?
Phil Theehor
12-14-2008, 09:04 PM
I'd just like to compare a shot of the (beautiful) behind with the one we saw a couple months back. Settle the poop-stain question once and for all.
Me, I thought it a normal looking cinnamon ring. Many others disagree, however.
Jericho
12-14-2008, 09:04 PM
Tara hearts me.
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 09:05 PM
I'd just like to compare a shot of the (beautiful) behind with the one we saw a couple months back. Settle the poop-stain question once and for all.
Me, I thought it a normal looking cinnamon ring. Many others disagree, however.
omg, I'm so worried that you think its a shitstain that I have to post it now!!!!11
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 09:06 PM
Tara hearts me.
I'm a whore sometimes.
Jericho
12-14-2008, 09:09 PM
I'm a whore sometimes.
And I DIG that aboutchoo!!!
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 09:21 PM
not for you. loser.
hatepoppy
12-14-2008, 09:22 PM
hey behbeh...
Jericho
12-14-2008, 09:24 PM
Heeeey, poppy. Wanna lick my Strudel?
hatepoppy
12-14-2008, 09:25 PM
hellls yiiiihh!
Jericho
12-14-2008, 09:25 PM
Is apple!
vasili denisov
12-14-2008, 09:58 PM
ok. now you have permission.
...my tongue looks super weird
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2008-12-14-75261.jpg
it srsly doesnt even look like that. it's usually pointy.
Yeah, that's a major problem with current camera technology, the rounding off of tongues. It has to do with, uh, the Fibonacci sequence, or dipolar gravitrons, or some other phrase I use to make people think I'm a fellow scientist and they should give me nuclear materials.
Mustard
12-14-2008, 10:00 PM
Paw! Jews can't be scientists...
What about the nuclear Jew, nuclearjew?
Mustard
12-14-2008, 10:02 PM
He must be the exception to the rule.
hatepoppy
12-14-2008, 10:08 PM
shall he who should not be be allowed to be able to be able to be he?
Mustard
12-14-2008, 10:11 PM
You ratscallion
vasili denisov
12-14-2008, 10:13 PM
Paw! Jews can't be scientists...
Nah, we're now allowed. It was part of some law someone, Roosevelt or Cary Grant or someone signed into law. As long as we stop baking christian children in pastry, we get to be scientists. Until your pumpernickel tastes like baby, I get to keep working on my atom powered tandem bicycle.
BIG PIZZLE
12-14-2008, 10:15 PM
The only way you can stop jews from being scientists is to reduce their payscale.
medlar
12-14-2008, 10:17 PM
Speaking of Jewish
<<< Do I look Jewish enough to not wear that hat?
BIG PIZZLE
12-14-2008, 10:20 PM
Yes. Your rabbi will issue a fine shortly.
Claydon
12-14-2008, 11:16 PM
Paw! Jews can't be scientists...
Don't mention that to Einstein.
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 11:21 PM
I'm a fucking vampire.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2008-12-14-75602.jpg
Kerjack
12-14-2008, 11:22 PM
Don't mention that to Einstein.
theoretical physicist!
leafsmack0
12-14-2008, 11:31 PM
lol wut
vasili denisov
12-14-2008, 11:43 PM
I'm a fucking vampire.
My lustfulness and your toothiness would leave me bloodless, I'd stay undead for infinity for a caress of your dime titties.
Hodge
12-14-2008, 11:58 PM
I'm a fucking vampire.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2008-12-14-75602.jpg
Needs more cleavage for me to PS Rich's face on to it.
I am teh god of tetris
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/tetris-1.jpg
just for the record, level 422 means I cleared between 4220 and 4230 lines
awww yeah!
Mustard
12-15-2008, 04:53 AM
I hate tetris.
you only hate it because you suck at it
hatepoppy
12-15-2008, 03:47 PM
I am teh god of tetris
just for the record, level 422 means I cleared between 4220 and 4230 lines
awww yeah!
youre such a loser...you win. your level of 'suck' is so high you actually blow.
STDSkillz
12-15-2008, 04:03 PM
Is that tetris game on the NES or SNES?
Le Goat
12-15-2008, 04:08 PM
I HAS LIVING THING IN MUH CHESTICLES!!!!232
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/CT000003.jpg
Archetype
12-15-2008, 04:10 PM
Is that an elephant?
Le Goat
12-15-2008, 04:14 PM
Is that an elephant?
I thought it was an awesome second penis but the doc said no.
I'm going to get a second opinion
BIG PIZZLE
12-15-2008, 04:16 PM
If you have AIDS, you will be dead within months.
Le Goat
12-15-2008, 04:19 PM
I thought it was a nautilus.
That's what i named muh cawk
STDSkillz
12-15-2008, 04:34 PM
DS
I'd figured your hands would be too big for you to fully enjoy a DS.
hatepoppy
12-15-2008, 04:43 PM
you're just jealous
jealous of being you?
hardly.
i mean ur a nice guy and all. its just...i like...pussy.
Mustard
12-15-2008, 04:45 PM
jealous of being you?
hardly.
i mean ur a nice guy and all. its just...i like...pussy.
Oh yeah? Prove it.
jealous of being you?
hardly.
i mean ur a nice guy and all. its just...i like...pussy.
so liking tetris prevents me from liking pussy?
no no no, that doesn't add up at all
hatepoppy
12-15-2008, 04:48 PM
Oh yeah? Prove it.
internet proof of heterosexuality...
i donno, man. wanna make out while i try to ome up w something?
Nature's Folly
12-15-2008, 04:51 PM
I'm a fucking vampire.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2008-12-14-75602.jpg
Someone is on a twilight kick...
Mustard
12-15-2008, 04:51 PM
You had me at man.
hatepoppy
12-15-2008, 04:52 PM
so liking tetris prevents me from liking pussy?
no no no, that doesn't add up at all
i was beyond the tetris dealy, and advancing to the standard 'ur a fat loser w no job who lives w his parents and makes star trek models and jacks off to star wars cartoons' route. i know, its an old joke, but that's why i took it as given.
and its not that it prevents you from liking pussy. it's the whole getting pussy that i could see a problem w.
Mustard
12-15-2008, 04:54 PM
Hey, Face doesn't live with his parents. Get yer facts straight, buster.
BIG PIZZLE
12-15-2008, 04:54 PM
You need to stop with all the f'd up abbreviations.
i was beyond the tetris dealy, and advancing to the standard 'ur a fat loser w no job who lives w his parents and makes star trek models and jacks off to star wars cartoons' route. i know, its an old joke, but that's why i took it as given.
and its not that it prevents you from liking pussy. it's the whole getting pussy that i could see a problem w.
hey fuck you jerkwhore, I do so have a job! It may be a shitty job, but it is still a job!
Archetype
12-15-2008, 05:07 PM
Yeah, he only complains about it every 7th post. Hell of an oversight, pops.
White.Rabbit
12-15-2008, 05:07 PM
FUCK twilight. don't ever say that shit to me again.
Yeah, he only complains about it every 7th post. Hell of an oversight, pops.
actually I've been quite comfortable in my job lately
FUCK twilight. don't ever say that shit to me again.
you just wish your boyfriend was a vampire
White.Rabbit
12-15-2008, 05:14 PM
you just wish your boyfriend was a vampire
what boyfriend? I have no boyfriend. I'm playin the game right now baby
what happened to Jew this time?
Pax Britannia
12-15-2008, 05:16 PM
what happened to Jew this time?
He was killed by Tara's jealous vampire lover.
He was killed by Tara's jealous vampire lover.
of course! Why didn't I think of that?
White.Rabbit
12-15-2008, 05:40 PM
ummm I got tired of him being a loser and dumped him. the end. I dont even feel anything this time...and all of the sudden sooo many guys are hitting on me so it pretty much rules
BIG PIZZLE
12-15-2008, 05:41 PM
T-3 months before tara becomes a whore.
Le Goat
12-15-2008, 09:24 PM
T-3 years ago before tara becomes a whore.
White.Rabbit
12-15-2008, 11:55 PM
I'm not a whore!
Jericho
12-15-2008, 11:57 PM
I'm not a whore!
;)
zaphrodesiac
12-15-2008, 11:58 PM
Oh shit Jericho knows better? I wanna see prooooooooof
zaphrodesiac
12-16-2008, 12:10 AM
http://i36.tinypic.com/2dcg5mc.jpg
http://i34.tinypic.com/2r2yfpv.jpg
WigglingWii
12-16-2008, 12:00 PM
ummm I got tired of him being a loser and dumped him. the end. I dont even feel anything this time...and all of the sudden sooo many guys are hitting on me so it pretty much rules
That's what happens when you're single. Suddenly, you're a hot commodity. I think I forgot what that feels like now :(
http://img167.imagevenue.com/loc1170/th_51138_n7933801_49026647_8376_122_1170lo.jpg (http://img167.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=51138_n7933801_49026647_8376_122_117 0lo.jpg)
X-mas party.
CTricksterGirl
12-16-2008, 12:03 PM
Wii...you are so gorgeous it is ridiculous!
WigglingWii
12-16-2008, 12:04 PM
Wii...you are so gorgeous it is ridiculous!
It's all make-up and sucking in my stomach...hehehehe
CTricksterGirl
12-16-2008, 12:05 PM
It's all make-up and sucking in my stomach...hehehehe
Modesty! What a catch! I got a formal christmas party this weekend with a 200 dollar gown I gots to wear..any make up tips?
Archetype
12-16-2008, 12:05 PM
Forget Wii, I wanna talk about Zaph.
Phil Theehor
12-16-2008, 12:06 PM
Canadians...
CTricksterGirl
12-16-2008, 12:07 PM
Forget Wii, I wanna talk about Zaph.
Oh well I figured it was obvious to everyone what a dream boat he is
Archetype
12-16-2008, 12:09 PM
I don't know that everyone does. I mean, just look at that tongue, woot!
CTricksterGirl
12-16-2008, 12:11 PM
I KNOW! AND THAT COME HITHER GLEAM IN HIS EYE....
sigh...
WigglingWii
12-16-2008, 12:12 PM
Modesty! What a catch! I got a formal christmas party this weekend with a 200 dollar gown I gots to wear..any make up tips?
Lots of eye make-up! You should do the smokey eyes for dramatic effects especially in the winter. I wish I could do that. My eyelids are too small for that. And glossy lips I think red lipstick is overrated.
The Dude
12-16-2008, 12:14 PM
nothing says cheap hooker like fire engine red lipstick
CTricksterGirl
12-16-2008, 12:15 PM
Lots of eye make-up! You should do the smokey eyes for dramatic effects especially in the winter. I wish I could do that. My eyelids are too small for that. And glossy lips I think red lipstick is overrated.
I hate lipstick...I like the shimmery glosses myself...
I only wish I knew how to do smokey eyes...I have a holly green dress., since it is a christmas party...
Any other suggestions?
WigglingWii
12-16-2008, 12:19 PM
I hate lipstick...I like the shimmery glosses myself...
I only wish I knew how to do smokey eyes...I have a holly green dress., since it is a christmas party...
Any other suggestions?
eye make-up is very important...just ask this chick
http://www.nutzworld.com/photofunnies/eye_makeup.jpg
but seriously check out this link http://lushdesi.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/eyes_lots2.gif
I'm sure you can go to any make-up counter and they'll show you how to do it.
Archangel
12-16-2008, 12:19 PM
She has eyes?
CTricksterGirl
12-16-2008, 12:20 PM
eye make-up is very important...just ask this chick
http://www.nutzworld.com/photofunnies/eye_makeup.jpg
but seriously check out this link http://lushdesi.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/eyes_lots2.gif
I'm sure you can go to any make-up counter and they'll show you how to do it.
Thanks Wii, you are like the sorority sister I never had! :)
Archangel
12-16-2008, 12:24 PM
It's been said before, but Wii is uncommonly curvacious for an Asian woman...
WigglingWii
12-16-2008, 12:25 PM
It's been said before, but Wii is uncommonly curvacious for an Asian woman...
Thanks. I gotta thank all of the hormones laced foods in America.
Archangel
12-16-2008, 12:27 PM
Thanks. I gotta thank all of the hormones laced foods in America.
As long as they don't cause you to lose your good manners and literacy, hooray for American Frankenfoods, then.
chipsahoy
12-16-2008, 12:33 PM
Modesty! What a catch! I got a formal christmas party this weekend with a 200 dollar gown I gots to wear..any make up tips?
get a facial before going
BIG PIZZLE
12-16-2008, 01:00 PM
Thanks. I gotta thank all of the hormones laced foods in America.
Dont forget your bra.
ummm I got tired of him being a loser and dumped him. the end. I dont even feel anything this time...and all of the sudden sooo many guys are hitting on me so it pretty much rules
Did he do something worse than stealing from a convenience store employer?
White.Rabbit
12-16-2008, 07:10 PM
Did he do something worse than stealing from a convenience store employer?
shut up. faggot.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
12-16-2008, 07:11 PM
Where da boobs where da boobs where da boobs at?
hatepoppy
12-16-2008, 07:15 PM
i can shoze balls?
BIG PIZZLE
12-16-2008, 07:52 PM
Do it.
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20081218_31.jpg
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20081218_71.jpg
mongo
12-18-2008, 09:34 PM
put 'em on the glass!
oh...I did get them to use some tongue
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20081218_69.jpg
mongo
12-18-2008, 09:37 PM
you need to crop that shit. i want to fap and puke all at the same time.
you need to crop that shit. i want to fap and puke all at the same time.
Just look at the first shot, Marcus and the hot chick, two bits of fap material in one shot.
riseabove!
12-18-2008, 10:12 PM
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20081218_31.jpg
success
http://i42.tinypic.com/a2yhkk.jpg
Oh yeah.
mongo
12-18-2008, 10:43 PM
stax looks like he's dropped a few pounds.
stax looks like he's dropped a few pounds.
Not many, if any
mongo
12-18-2008, 10:45 PM
well than, in that case, nice angle.
wacker
12-18-2008, 10:45 PM
You look like Patrick Roy in that pic
You look like Patrick Roy in that pic
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/indepth/gfx/roy-cup-392.jpg
Awesome.
wacker
12-18-2008, 10:48 PM
I'm sure some drunk chicks in Montreal might make that mistake....
dick_darlington
12-18-2008, 10:49 PM
Not many, if any
stax, so modest!
I'm sure some drunk chicks in Montreal might make that mistake....
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&resnum=0&q=drunk%20chicks%20montreal&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi
Oggie's av is the 7th pic to come up on the Image Search drunk chick Montreal, good enough for me!
I have like 20 vids of these girls...but this will be the last I post. at the end of the vid....the hot girl squeezes those tits together,,,
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/th_Capture_20081218_9.jpg (http://s452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/?action=view¤t=Capture_20081218_9.flv)
I have like 20 vids of these girls...but this will be the last I post. at the end of the vid....the hot girl squeezes those tits together,,,
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/th_Capture_20081218_9.jpg (http://s452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/?action=view¤t=Capture_20081218_9.flv)
Dubble-awesome (except the not posting moar)
oh....wrong vid...lemmme find the one I'm talking about
this is the one
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/th_Capture_20081218_7.jpg (http://s452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/?action=view¤t=Capture_20081218_7.flv)
mongo
12-18-2008, 11:06 PM
she ain't got nuthin on this sexy fucker.
qBV5Ye2-nsA
she ain't got nuthin on this sexy fucker.
qBV5Ye2-nsA
hells yes!
Mustard
12-18-2008, 11:21 PM
Those are some good lookin titties.
Nature's Folly
12-18-2008, 11:33 PM
9Gaz9muqHTA
I see you.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 11:35 PM
she ain't got nuthin on this sexy fucker.
qBV5Ye2-nsA
coors light?
seriously?
i am somewhat disappointed
9Gaz9muqHTA
I see you.
Don't ever do that again
Claydon
12-18-2008, 11:36 PM
if he had king cobra or OE 800 i would give him props...but coors light?!
Nature's Folly
12-18-2008, 11:39 PM
Don't ever do that again
aww *hangs head*
fastjohnnybuell
12-18-2008, 11:40 PM
if he had king cobra or OE 800 i would give him props...but coors light?!
Jim Beam videos > Coors light videos
Mustard
12-18-2008, 11:40 PM
Damn Folly, you have some championship jowels.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 11:41 PM
if i wasn't so fucking sick right now, I would totally make a shout out to marcus and the gang with a bottle of scotch!
fastjohnnybuell
12-18-2008, 11:42 PM
if i wasn't so fucking sick right now, I would totally make a shout out to marcus and the gang with a bottle of scotch!
Connery would have loved that.
Nature's Folly
12-18-2008, 11:44 PM
Damn Folly, you have some championship jowels.
Yeah the diet is going badly. I'm bigger now than i have ever been, losing the job and getting bummed out with nothing to do can make the fat fatter. I weighed less at the hotel, since there i at least moved round and did stuff. Now i just sit and wonder why i don't buy a gun and put a bullet in my head.
Nah just kidding, i got a job, it just might not be until feb. before i start.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 11:45 PM
Yeah the diet is going badly. I'm bigger now than i have ever been, losing the job and getting bummed out with nothing to do can make the fat fatter. I weighed less at the hotel, since there i at least moved round and did stuff. Now i just sit and wonder why i don't buy a gun and put a bullet in my head.
Nah just kidding, i got a job, it just might not be until feb. before i start.
how bout just walking 1 mile per day? that may help...would be boring and cold as hell but it would get you moving around.
Nature's Folly
12-18-2008, 11:47 PM
how bout just walking 1 mile per day? that may help...would be boring and cold as hell but it would get you moving around.
I hear ya, just need to do something, anything. At least i quit smoking. Small victory.
fastjohnnybuell
12-18-2008, 11:48 PM
I hear ya, just need to do something, anything. At least i quit smoking. Small victory.
Seriously, quitting smoking isn't gonna help with weight loss, you're gonna chow like a sow.
Nature's Folly
12-18-2008, 11:50 PM
Seriously, quitting smoking isn't gonna help with weight loss, you're gonna chow like a sow.
Oh no no, i didn't mean it would, i just meant at least i quit it. Lets face it, it wasn't helping matters.
Mustard
12-18-2008, 11:53 PM
Yeah the diet is going badly. I'm bigger now than i have ever been, losing the job and getting bummed out with nothing to do can make the fat fatter. I weighed less at the hotel, since there i at least moved round and did stuff. Now i just sit and wonder why i don't buy a gun and put a bullet in my head.
Nah just kidding, i got a job, it just might not be until feb. before i start.
You and me have a similar foe; gravity. I have found that that swimming is a great way to fight gravity, and get exercise. Combined with a couple days at the gym per week, and I've managed to get into a bit better shape, and I've got about 13 pounds to go to break 4 bills.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 11:53 PM
Seriously, quitting smoking isn't gonna help with weight loss, you're gonna chow like a sow.
Quitting smoking will seriously cut down on his risk of heart disease. It is already elevated due to his obesity, but it is doubly so with smoking.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 11:54 PM
yah it does sink. It took my dad nearly two years to lose 50 pounds, he did it through portion control and stopping the consumption of sugar. He was a borderline diabetic but now his blood sugar is solid.
fastjohnnybuell
12-18-2008, 11:56 PM
Quitting smoking will seriously cut down on his risk of heart disease. It is already elevated due to his obesity, but it is doubly so with smoking.
Dude needs some exersize. Not Wii yoga either.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 11:57 PM
Dude needs some exersize. Not Wii yoga either.
true, but quitting smoking is NEVER a bad thing.
fastjohnnybuell
12-19-2008, 12:01 AM
true, but quitting smoking is NEVER a bad thing.
Agreed. My biggest concern for him is the snacking. My gf quit and began to eat like a slob. She was 105 and boomed up to 140 in two months.
Claydon
12-19-2008, 12:03 AM
Agreed. My biggest concern for him is the snacking. My gf quit and began to eat like a slob. She was 105 and boomed up to 140 in two months.
she never heard of nicorette?
Nature's Folly
12-19-2008, 12:04 AM
You and me have a similar foe; gravity. I have found that that swimming is a great way to fight gravity, and get exercise. Combined with a couple days at the gym per week, and I've managed to get into a bit better shape, and I've got about 13 pounds to go to break 4 bills.
Slow and steady wins the race.
Honestly, i weigh more than you right now.
Mustard
12-19-2008, 12:07 AM
Well, stop it.
Nature's Folly
12-19-2008, 12:09 AM
Well, stop it.
Yes sir.
Nature's Folly
12-19-2008, 02:47 AM
FN0xaDo6isk
Nature's Folly
12-19-2008, 03:01 AM
should work now. Out of focus for some reason. It looked fine before.