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[UNC]

I kept my New Years resolutions until early this afternoon.

That's a record.

[Void]

I kept my New Years resolutions until early this afternoon.

That's a record.and they were?

[UNC]

No drinking or smoking and less internet time

xrow4XtS4js

[Stax]

Lawlz.

[Le Goat]

curb?

[Le Goat]

Maybe a little lower. }{ looks a little short.

(Our) Gary Busey/Hobbit short or Mugsey Boggs(sp) short?

[}{arlequin]

i have 5 feets and 11 inches!

[BIG PIZZLE]

That's 14 more inches than me. :(

[BIG PIZZLE]

Hannibal is just pissed b/c he's already used his pussy pass for 2009.

[}{arlequin]

Well, let's hear it for Amazon women!
heels made her a bit taller than i

[Claydon]

Oh yeah, plenty of times. He bought an extra cylinder so we go fire as much as possible. Only problem with it is the fucking queer caps. Shit always blows the fuck up and gets lodged in the gaps. Had a ball get stick in the barrell the other day. I lol'd but I forgot to grease it so that sucked.


wow, is that like a gunpowder cartridge you use?

[BIG PIZZLE]

stfu Pizz






















...it's a new year, dammit.

And exactly how is this new year supposed to vitiate my assholeishness?

[Le Goat]

wow, is that like a gunpowder cartridge you use?

It's a blackpowder 'cap and ball' revolver. Load the powder through the front of the cylinder and with the little rod under the barrel you ram the ball into the cylinder then cap the other side with a typical percussion cap. We use shotgun caps 'cause they fit a bit better. It's .44cal

[Claydon]

It's a blackpowder 'cap and ball' revolver. Load the powder through the front of the cylinder and with the little rod under the barrel you ram the ball into the cylinder then cap the other side with a typical percussion cap. We use shotgun caps 'cause they fit a bit better. It's .44cal


I fucking love firearms from the 19th century!

[BIG PIZZLE]

You cant belive everything your wife tells you.

[Claydon]

Actually, I'm going to just take it. It's not rape if you're married.

it's not?! (rubbing chin in contemplation)

[BIG PIZZLE]

Or if she cant feel it.

[Blue]

it's not?! (rubbing chin in contemplation)

hahahahaha
YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CHIN!!!!

[BIG PIZZLE]

What an astute observation.

[Face]

ass-toot?

[Nature's Folly]

i don't know how i do it


http://i42.tinypic.com/11skth3.jpg

Money?

[oculus]

happy saturday, http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v264/94/107/764595004/n764595004_3481096_318.jpg

[NOTKyle]

Either connect the mustache and the chin shit or choose one.

[mongo]

let him keep it like that, more ladies for the rest of us.

[Blue]

happy saturday, http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v264/94/107/764595004/n764595004_3481096_318.jpg

So glad you covered those Mongoesque eyes.

[WET HOT MESS]

Vagina shots

http://img199.imagevenue.com/loc67/th_40869_IMG_0930_122_67lo.JPG (http://img199.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40869_IMG_0930_122_67lo.JPG)http://img201.imagevenue.com/loc213/th_40878_IMG_0931_122_213lo.JPG (http://img201.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40878_IMG_0931_122_213lo.JPG)http://img163.imagevenue.com/loc1142/th_40885_IMG_0933_122_1142lo.JPG (http://img163.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40885_IMG_0933_122_1142lo.JPG)
http://img165.imagevenue.com/loc895/th_40890_IMG_0934_122_895lo.JPG (http://img165.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40890_IMG_0934_122_895lo.JPG)http://img125.imagevenue.com/loc1130/th_40896_IMG_0935_122_1130lo.JPG (http://img125.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40896_IMG_0935_122_1130lo.JPG)http://img130.imagevenue.com/loc836/th_40905_IMG_0936_122_836lo.JPG (http://img130.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=40905_IMG_0936_122_836lo.JPG)



pfft, ha

[Mustard]

You filthy liar!

[Kerjack]

You filthy liar!

Maybe for five dolla she will show you her foot long instead

[vasili denisov]

Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute...there's no way that's enough protesters to block the view of Anita's vagina. I smell mendacity. Mendacity, and overheated, swollen vagina.

[}{arlequin]

Money?
she said she just needed to swipe it in her slot but she wouldn't actually charge my credit card :(

[WET HOT MESS]

http://img246.imagevenue.com/loc526/th_14623_IMG_0687_122_526lo.JPG (http://img246.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=14623_IMG_0687_122_526lo.JPG)


My sister and I are very creative.

[WET HOT MESS]

http://img111.imagevenue.com/loc1090/th_15118_braun_eye_122_1090lo.jpg

BROWN EYE


Looks kinda green, I blame the light.

[Satan]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3/GTSCH/motivator1007683.jpg

[Hodge]

http://img246.imagevenue.com/loc526/th_14623_IMG_0687_122_526lo.JPG (http://img246.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=14623_IMG_0687_122_526lo.JPG)


My sister and I are very creative.
Must....not....make.....pearl necklace...joke. AAHhhhhhhhhhh,,,

[Face]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3/GTSCH/motivator1007683.jpg
I haven't been to taco bell in 15 years

[Satan]

That's why its stale

[Bill Paxton]

Must....not....make.....pearl necklace...joke. AAHhhhhhhhhhh,,,

Yeah, you musn't since its not a pearl necklace

[Face]

That's why its stale
I think once the 10 year mark is passed, stale is no longer an appropriate term to use

[Satan]

I think once the 10 year mark is passed, stale is no longer an appropriate term to usemore staler?

[Hodge]

Yeah, you musn't since its not a pearl necklacehttp://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/28/thankyouca128617302391750772.jpg

[medlar]

http://img246.imagevenue.com/loc526/th_14623_IMG_0687_122_526lo.JPG (http://img246.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=14623_IMG_0687_122_526lo.JPG)


My sister and I are very creative.

lol.

My nine year old cousin makes them for me all the time. In Orange and Green usually.

[Face]

more staler?
sure

[WET HOT MESS]

lol.

My nine year old cousin makes them for me all the time. In Orange and Green usually.
Your 9 year old cousin makes you bracelets with dirty messages in them all the time?

[Alcestis]

I think once the 10 year mark is passed, stale is no longer an appropriate term to use

Oh, that's just semantics, Face.

[medlar]

Bah Anita..!

Those would be the kind of bracelets the girls distribute at school. Juvenile but communicative.

[WET HOT MESS]

That doesn't answer my question.

[medlar]

She is uncorrupted child. Pure. And worships me.

Unlike your sister.

[WET HOT MESS]

And sends you dirty bracelets. Gotcha.

[medlar]

you twist things around.

[WET HOT MESS]

You'll find signs of perversion at a young age. Mark my words, she'll grow up to be a little kinky mess.

[medlar]

The only kinky little mess I want around is approximately seventeen yrs old and in my room on my bed or floor.

[Datači]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2j44hh1.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

The only kinky little mess I want around is approximately seventeen yrs old and in my room on my bed or floor.
Are you patient enough to wait those long 8 years?

[medlar]

Dataci..Bwhahah..you need lasers coming from the eyes and lighning bolts from ur fingers

[WET HOT MESS]

http://i39.tinypic.com/2j44hh1.jpg


Why the hell is it that you always look like a goddamn almost skinhead?

[Datači]

My hair gets curly if i let it grow. And it grows into a fro.

[Datači]

And i'm also a nazi.

[medlar]

and a chav.

[WET HOT MESS]

I saw the Croatian Catholic Church of NY on my way back home yesterday.

[Datači]

Yeah, there's a bunch of Croatian churches all over america. And they give any croatian who comes a place to sleep and some food.

Awesometown.

[WET HOT MESS]

I think you should grow your hair out into dreadlocks.

[The Dude]

one of the things i like about europe is all of the old churches and basilicas

[WET HOT MESS]

http://img249.imagevenue.com/loc465/th_18937_fake_santy4_122_465lo.jpg (http://img249.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=18937_fake_santy4_122_465lo.jpg)

[Vagrant]

http://img246.imagevenue.com/loc526/th_14623_IMG_0687_122_526lo.JPG (http://img246.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=14623_IMG_0687_122_526lo.JPG)


My sister and I are very creative.

I wear one of these around my dong but the message is much, much shorter.

[WET HOT MESS]

Because you can fit your dong inside the hole of one bead?

[Face]

Oh, that's just semantics, Face.
your face is just semantics

[Satan]

one hour and that's the best you can come up with?

[Face]

one hour and that's the best you can come up with?
I was in the other room, sue me

[WET HOT MESS]

*sue*

[mongo]

I was in the other room, sue me

i thought you were in every room at once all the time.

[Kerjack]

Face you are hereby ordered to sit on Anita's till she feels whatever debt has been repaid.

[Satan]

I was in the other room, sue me
You should have stayed there. And if you can do it, so can I.
I haven't been to taco bell in 15 yearsThat's because you can't fit through the door.

[Face]

*sue*
I told him to sue me, not you, harlot!

[Face]

You should have stayed there. And if you can do it, so can I.
That's because you can't fit through the door.
actually its because there isn't a taco bell anywhere in my town... not that I would go if there was, I don't care for fast food tacos

[WET HOT MESS]

Face you are hereby ordered to sit on Anita's till she feels whatever debt has been repaid.
DICK CHOP!!

[Face]

Face you are hereby ordered to sit on Anita's till she feels whatever debt has been repaid.
sit on her what?

[Kerjack]

DICK CHOP!!

Sorry, second surgery was to install a turtle shell over my nuts and willy for just this kind of protection

[CrazyCarl]

I got a haircut

[Kerjack]

sit on her what?

I was insinuating face but really its between you and your god.

[WET HOT MESS]

Where's the picture?

[Face]

I was insinuating face but really its between you and your god.
I don't believe in god

[WET HOT MESS]

Sorry, second surgery was to install a turtle shell over my nuts and willy for just this kind of protection
Okay, we'll play my way.

[Kerjack]

I got a haircut

Congrats, although I didn't know till a minute ago so I didn't bring a gift.

[CrazyCarl]

Where's the picture?
up your butt

[WET HOT MESS]

Around the corner?

[WET HOT MESS]

Okay, we'll play my way.
aww, multiquote function is gawn. But anyway. POUNT

[CrazyCarl]

up your butt

Around the corner?

aww, multiquote function is gawn. But anyway. POUNT
no it's not

[WET HOT MESS]

I mean the hyperquote.

[CrazyCarl]

oh

[Kerjack]

That was probably my doing.

[WET HOT MESS]

I hope you choke on a gorilla dick and die.

[CrazyCarl]

do Asians eat gorilla dicks?

[Kerjack]

Words hurt Annie

[WET HOT MESS]

Dunno. But I heard someone tried to feed my mom monkey brain when she was a kid.

[Le Goat]

I CANT FIND ANY GORILLA DICK

[WET HOT MESS]

Words hurt Annie
You're calling me by my sister's name.

[CrazyCarl]

check Anita's butt

[WET HOT MESS]

No, that would be the elephant dick.

[CrazyCarl]

I'm watching that 2012 show on the History Channel. You're obviously hoarding dicks and preparing for the apocalypse

[Night Hawk]

so in 337 pages.. there are how many actual pictures of GMFers? 20? maybe?

[Kerjack]

You're calling me by my sister's name.

I just picked a random name

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm the selfish type.

[Kerjack]

so in 337 pages.. there are how many actual pictures of GMFers? 20? maybe?

I've posted one, have you?

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/oo.jpg

[BIG PIZZLE]

I am so tired but I have to watch basketball.

[CrazyCarl]

I've posted 0 pictures

[hatepoppy]

i have posted 0 pictures as well.


if by '0 pictures' i mean pictured of my asshole.

[WET HOT MESS]

I miss your cat pictures. I miss your dog pictures more.

[hatepoppy]

more like scat pictures.

and dong pictures. naturally.

[CrazyCarl]

everyone misses dong pictures

[UNC]

I miss Carl's MS paint skillz

[Night Hawk]

then again posting your picture in here just makes you subject to future photoshop contests.

[hatepoppy]

OH NOEZ!

[WET HOT MESS]

REMOVED!

[UNC]

REMOVED!

Don't give a shit!

[WET HOT MESS]

It wasn't for you anyway.

[hatepoppy]

i wanna kiss her butt...she wont let meeeee

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[UNC]

It wasn't for you anyway.

Don't give a shit!

[WET HOT MESS]

You're in such a fight picky mood.

[UNC]

I wanna push you around

oh I will, oh I will

[NOTKyle]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Iluvm2cast.jpg

Me and my friends.

[Nature's Folly]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Iluvm2cast.jpg

Me and my friends.

Are you the asian with the big boobs?!?!?!! I LOVE YOU!

[}{arlequin]

w/o a rep challenge, anita's just not steppin' up to the plate anymore.


whatta rip off!!!

[NOTKyle]

Bottom row. 4th from the left. The guy with one flip flop.

[hatepoppy]

w/o a rep challenge, anita's just not steppin' up to the plate anymore.


whatta rip off!!!
shit son, maybe if you had the right balls to pitch...

[}{arlequin]

son? SON??? sheeeet... u betta rec'gnize!!!

[Face]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Iluvm2cast.jpg

Me and my friends.
were you on survivor?

[hatepoppy]

son? SON??? sheeeet... u betta rec'gnize!!!
lucky i didnt call you bitch, there, chuck.

[}{arlequin]

were you on survivor?
nah man, that gaytasy island

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Iluvm2cast.jpg

Me and my friends.

I would fuck all of your friends except for the black girl.

[Claydon]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Iluvm2cast.jpg

Me and my friends.

ill take the asian in the black and white...whatever that is.

[29a]

ill take the asian in the black and white...whatever that is.

You try too hard.

[UNC]

Too many black guys.

dem bitches gon get raped

[Claydon]

You try too hard.

how am i trying....asian, tits, looks fuckable..

wrap her up!

[vasili denisov]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Iluvm2cast.jpg

Me and my friends.
I can't tell if I'm looking at a class photo of the Institute of Fashion Urbanification or the finalists from "Playboy's Naked Cage Danceathon".

[NOTKyle]

I can't tell if I'm looking at a class photo of the Institute of Fashion Urbanification or the finalists from "Playboy's Naked Cage Danceathon".

More like I Love Money 2.

[Claydon]

so tell us about my favorite!

[vasili denisov]

More like I Love Money 2.
I'm not familiar with programs that buy advertising on gold caps.

[}{arlequin]

how am i trying....asian, tits, looks fuckable..

wrap her up!
lulz. he's actually being honest here!

[29a]

Is he?

[Claydon]

Is he?


I is!

[GhettoSuave]

First post in forever, uhhhh homeless patchy beard and the gay guy next to me.... isnt gay....
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/52/l_d6c5ed8eb5d34d28b8249344fe6fc86f.jpg

[Blue]

...the gay guy next to me.... isnt gay....

But you still fuck each other right?

[GhettoSuave]

Oh of course

[Nature's Folly]

More like I Love Money 2.

Do you have a stupid nickname like the rest of them? Like homo, or cock gobbler?

[Datači]

the gay guy next to me.... isnt gay....


You both look kinda gay.

[Atrevido82]

few things are as pwntastic...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/atrevido82/honeymoon/139.jpg

Dunno why i like this:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/atrevido82/honeymoon/142.jpg

Morning view from (uber) Swiss hotel room:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/atrevido82/honeymoon/OurWedding348.jpg

I enjoy travelling:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/atrevido82/honeymoon/OurWedding337.jpg

[The Dude]

that last one looks like the end of a dirty sanchez

[Atrevido82]

I'd say green is a terrible color on you, Siggy, but i'd be lying. You're quite fetching in green. And all the colors of the rainbow. Queer.

[NOTKyle]

I've never waxed my eyebrows.

[Atrevido82]

I've never waxed my eyebrows.
Nor have I. I'm just gifted. (and terrible lighting is my friend)

[The Dude]

I'd say green is a terrible color on you, Siggy, but i'd be lying. You're quite fetching in green. And all the colors of the rainbow. Queer.

he likes me, he really likes me!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I don't mind you coming here wasting all my time.

[WET HOT MESS]

Show us your boobies, Mikey.

[ElemenoP]

You went to Paris?!?! I miss Paris!!!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Show us your boobies, Mikey.


Possibly.....

[Atrevido82]

Paris and other places, yes. Paris is still (and i suspect always will be) #1.

[WET HOT MESS]

*rub palms together in anticipation*

[ElemenoP]

Same. Before I went, I hyped up Italy so much that I was disappointed and fell in love with Paris. I went there during the beginning of the trip and then came back to fly home to Canada. I'd move there in a heartbeat.

[Atrevido82]

*rub palms together in anticipation*does the hairiness make rubbing your palms feel weird?

[WET HOT MESS]

It's a little dry, kinda staticky.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Then do it, and forget the English language.

[Atrevido82]

I'd like to teach you (how to) French, Mikey.

edit - stop changing my posts, Nits. Cockbag.

[WET HOT MESS]

:eek:

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Okay, teach me.

[Limp]

Close your eyes and stick out your tongue.

[(Racer_GT)]

and don't flinch

[Atrevido82]

Okay, teach me.
*starts running west with mouth wide open*

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

*starts running west with mouth wide open*
so youre gonna blow me

[Atrevido82]

so youre gonna blow me
i said run not crawl on hands and knees. Makes no sense unless you're 10 ft tall like Paul Bunyan.

... Are you Paul Bunyan?

[WET HOT MESS]

Yes.

[mongo]

anita the blue ox!

[WET HOT MESS]

Blue ox with purple testicles.

[mongo]

pics or it's a lie@!

[Jack Bauer]

http://file031a.bebo.com/2/large/2007/04/05/14/58710455a4019308986b120584605l.jpg

Irish bars with pedo bears and a child bear wearing a thong...dont ask.. i was fucked and took the pic.

[Le Goat]

http://file031a.bebo.com/2/large/2007/04/05/14/58710455a4019308986b120584605l.jpg

Irish bars with pedo bears and a child bear wearing a thong...dont ask.. i was fucked and took the pic.

fixed

http://i44.tinypic.com/2eppo46.jpg

[6655321]

much more culturally accurate now.

[Le Goat]

I thought they were born with them on. It's confusing when I see one without it.

[Nature's Folly]

Butch with some hormone imbalances.
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m169/Snoopylova/cap_068.jpg

[Jack Bauer]

sexy cunt

[Void]

Butch with some hormone imbalances.
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m169/Snoopylova/cap_068.jpghttp://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:SWkbJqKfLD7d7M:http://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/lol_wut_pear_glasses.jpg

[Nature's Folly]

http://tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:SWkbJqKfLD7d7M:http://yogan.meinungsverstaerker.de/fun/lol_wut_pear_glasses.jpg

It all goes back to some shit goat was saying bout how i looked like a dike.

[WET HOT MESS]

looked?

[mongo]

folly liked like a dude. what a fat fag.

[}{arlequin]

licked?

[Void]

It all goes back to some shit goat was saying bout how i liked like a dike.No, I was just commenting how your head kinda looks like a pear with spex.

[Nature's Folly]

looked?
Yes.

[Nature's Folly]

No, I was just commenting how your head kinda looks like a pear with spex.


Well now that you mention it....yeah it does.

[Void]

Well now that you mention it....yeah it does.It'd alright...mine looks more like a honeydew.

[Limp]

More like honeydon't

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090106_4.jpg

[mongo]

nice mattress.

[RedBEARD]

nice mattress.It's floral, and shit.

[UNC]

nice mattress.

I'll take you to the mattress

[medlar]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090106_4.jpg



You look like you have no idea that a mattress goes on a bed.

[medlar]

brutal. Up against the wall is supposed to be like Pacino style in Sea of Love.

[UNC]

I'm too lazy to stand during sex

[Jericho]

brutal. Up against the wall is supposed to be like Pacino style in Sea of Love.
I prefer Michael Douglas in Basic Instinct

[ElemenoP]

I've never been fucked up against the wall... :(

[Nature's Folly]

I've never been fucked up against the wall... :(

Well you got to let your men know its something you want....or just get a guy with some balls for once who will maybe take some initiative.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I prefer Michael Douglas in Basic Instinct

I'm thinking the hallway in Unfaithful. On another note, Richard Gere's middle name is Tiffany.

[Nature's Folly]

I'm thinking the hallway in Unfaithful. On another note, Richard Gere's middle name is Tiffany.

That's why his lady was fucking some Hispanic/Italian in a hallway...

[BIG PIZZLE]

So hot rigt now. (http://www.redtube.com/6555)

[Hodge]

I've never been fucked up against the wall... :(
I'm too tall to spontaneous fuck a girl against the wall, the whole grab a phone book/ladder would delay the act. Muff dives against the wall are very satisfying though and require little planning.

[NOTKyle]

I've never been fucked up against the wall... :(

I did it once, and my legs were too tired afterward.

Fuck that.

[medlar]

I've never been fucked up against the wall... :(


I did (against a house)..and inspite of my powerfully developed legs from years of soccer, it was still a knee wobbler.

[Nature's Folly]

MOAR!!!!

[ElemenoP]

Yah... I couldn't imagine it being too fun for hte guy.

[medlar]

MOAR!!!!


ok so there was this other time...I could hear her knees popping.

[Jericho]

So hot rigt now. (http://www.redtube.com/6555)
Jesus, that was a rape

[BIG PIZZLE]

MOAR!!!!

He said against a house, not against a horse.

[Nature's Folly]

ok so there was this other time...I could hear her knees popping.


No, that was for pizzle and the link he posted. Too lazy to go back and quote his stuff.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Jesus, that was a rape

Maybe at first. But if you're really good at rape (and it takes a lot of practice), about half way through it stops being rape at all.

[NOTKyle]

Yah... I couldn't imagine it being too fun for hte guy.

It was actually awesome fun, just tiring. But it also wasn't even against a wall, I just manned up and held her.

I'm a beast.

[medlar]

No, that was for pizzle and the link he posted. Too lazy to go back and quote his stuff.

And not only were her knees popping but the whole wall was losing it's plaster and a picture came crashing down, glass shattering everywhere. Mental.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Fuck that shit, tell us about the horse.

[medlar]

Ok so there was this palamino Stud horse and it stood maybe five hands high so I had to get on some bale of hay first and then..

[BIG PIZZLE]

Weak. Just stop posting.

[medlar]

Weak. Just stop posting.

You wanted to know.

[nuclearjew]

The Swayze fucks Kelly Lynch up against the wall like a pro in Roadhouse.

[nuclearjew]

You almost believe he's heterosexual in that scene.

[Jericho]

You almost believe he's heterosexual in that scene.
Not even. Not with that hair

[nuclearjew]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gawker/2008/06/patrick-swayze01_0.jpg

[nuclearjew]

http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM3825-KellyLynch@RoadHouse.jpg

[fastjohnnybuell]

Swayze isnt dead yet?

[nuclearjew]

Wow Kelly Lynch is 50 at the end of this month. I feel old.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You're a girl?

[29a]

When it comes to homework, I'm lazy like Swayze.

[fastjohnnybuell]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/52isntbigenough/meandthecrewsmall.jpg

I'm the guy on the left

[WET HOT MESS]

You're an ugly chick

[STDSkillz]

Nice tits.

[STDSkillz]

I meant that comment for johnny, but Neeterz will do nicely.

[fastjohnnybuell]

You're an ugly chick

You'd fuck me right?

[WET HOT MESS]

I'd need some really good drugs first.

[fastjohnnybuell]

I'd need some really good drugs first.


I got some Visine for your drink.

[WET HOT MESS]

Are you related to smuckers?

[fastjohnnybuell]

Are you related to smuckers?


I killed smuckers.

[WET HOT MESS]

Beating him in a pork sword fight doesn't equate to killing. Just dominance. Which... kinda sucks also.

[fastjohnnybuell]

Beating him in a pork sword fight doesn't equate to killing. Just dominance. Which... kinda sucks also.

I let him lick the cherries, isn't that compassionate?

[WET HOT MESS]

Not when your jack in the box pops right onto his eye.

[fastjohnnybuell]

Not when your jack in the box pops right onto his eye.


If he'd have opened up wider, he could have gotten a good flossing.

[WET HOT MESS]

Or he would've drowned from the liquid.

[fastjohnnybuell]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/52isntbigenough/332194727_BTgMq-L.jpg

again, I'm on the left.

[WET HOT MESS]

One last question. Are you AJ's friend?

[Jericho]

Blueblurr does not approve of this guy

[fastjohnnybuell]

One last question. Are you AJ's friend?


Me and Mr. Foyt go way back.

[WET HOT MESS]

I don't understand and I don't like.

[fastjohnnybuell]

I don't understand and I don't like.

AJ Foyt was one of the greatest Indy car drivers/owners of all time.

[mongo]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/52isntbigenough/332194727_BTgMq-L.jpg

again, I'm on the left.

it's only appropriate that you're in wisco. shitty states for shitty people.

[fastjohnnybuell]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/52isntbigenough/332195869_wLhdq-L.jpg