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[NOTKyle]

http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v64/189/118/55706431/n55706431_31883963_5731.jpg

The day I lost my virginity.

[Trident]

Do I see Pedobear in disguise as Santa?

[WET HOT MESS]

I must be the only person who hasnt scanned 20 year old pics of myself as a child on to my laptop.
I don't have my baby pictures on my laptop either.

[Trident]

That last pic.....STRANGER DANGER!

But... I was told that if I said anything bad things would happen to my dog.

[}{arlequin]

Joke's on you. Camera technology only came to Eastern Europe in the past five years.
ot:
that's not entirely correct... i know, wrong forum but this is a cool link. actual color photography from 1900's, along w/ an explanation (in case any photogs can understand the process)

http://www.gridenko.com/pg/index.htm


http://i39.tinypic.com/15gys2d.jpg

[mongo]

http://photos-d.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v64/189/118/55706431/n55706431_31883963_5731.jpg

The day I lost my virginity.

do you have any pics of your sis a few years younger?

[NOTKyle]

do you have any pics of your sis a few years younger?

OMFG U R GROSS









that's my cousin

[Datači]

So what's my best feature? The eyes, eyebrows or my nose?

http://i41.tinypic.com/2e5lfti.jpg

[hatepoppy]

not the poverty?

[Jericho]

I wish your AIDS would get more agressive.

[}{arlequin]

not the poverty?
compared to zimbabwe, croatians are loaded!!

[Archetype]

Your receding hairline.

[Datači]

not the poverty?

That's fresh asphalt we're standing on!

[Genius]

Whoops. Must have accidentally clicked on the "Is This Ugly?" thread.

[WET HOT MESS]

Enough with the skinhead look!

[misterfatt]

you look like tom hanks at the end of philadelphia.

[Face]

Babies make me go awww.
babies make me go ugh

[NOTKyle]

You couldn't be any more Croatian if you were illegally moving bluejeans across the border.

[Datači]

Whoops. Must have accidentally clicked on the "Is This Ugly?" thread.

Because most of the answers in that thread are 'no'

[Kerjack]

I was looking for kid pictures, but here is a semi random assortment of otherness.

Rainbowie weather
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Rainbow-Alt.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Rainbow.jpg

Stupid Grins
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Short-hair.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Stupid-Grin.jpg

Neat-o Lighting During harvest.
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/sun.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/sun2.jpg

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/sun3.jpg



And oh yeah
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Fuck_You_Im_an_Anteater.jpg

[Face]

that last one made me chuckle

[Genius]

What does your shirt say? Mormons for what?

[NOTKyle]

I always expect Kerjack to look like a 350 pound cowboy.

[Kerjack]

that last one made me chuckle
Don't you forget it.

What does your shirt say? Mormons for what?
Mormons for Devils

I always expect Kerjack to look like a 350 pound cowboy.

Give me a few years

[Hodge]

What does your shirt say? Mormons for what?
Mormons for many wives?
Mormons do it better?
Mormons for the advancement of colored people?

[Hodge]

Don't you forget it.


Mormons for Devils



Give me a few years
One thing about you has always bugged me and I'm sure I've asked before. What do you do for work?

[Kerjack]

Right now I'm mostly a bum, work a little on the farm but that is it. Prior to that, construction for a few years. Also brushing up on my math skills to apply to Embry Riddle.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Kerjack, you dont seem like a hideous freak like most of the douches on here. I cant understand how you cannot convince a woman to touch your penis. Do you have bacne?

[Kerjack]

Not that I know of, but I do have a lot of arm hair.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Sweaty palms?

[Archangel]

Kerjack, you dont seem like a hideous freak like most of the douches on here. I cant understand how you cannot convince a woman to touch your penis. Do you have bacne?

It doesn't help that the next woman of marriageable age lives 180 miles away.

[}{arlequin]

Kerjack, you dont seem like a hideous freak like most of the douches on here. I cant understand how you cannot convince a woman to touch your penis. Do you have bacne?
but there are all those sheep!!

[Le Goat]

Kerjack looks like the typical Twink

[Le Goat]

Twink or twinkie is a gay slang (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_slang) term describing a young or young-looking gay man (usually in his late teens or early twenties) with a slender build and little or no body hair (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_hair) and no facial hair (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_hair).[4] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Never_Enough-3)[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Wimmin.2C_Wimps_.26_W-4) In some societies, the term chick or chicken (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_%28gay_slang%29) is preferred.[6] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-5) Twinkle-toes is a related term also used, usually in a derogatory manner, to imply a man is effeminate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Effeminate).[7] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Wimmin.2C_Wimps.2C_twinkle-toes-6) The terms can be complimentary or pejorative (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pejorative).[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Bear_Book_II-7)[9] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-The_Cure-8)
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1 Origin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#Origin)
2 Usage (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#Usage)
3 Twink code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#Twink_code)
4 See also (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#See_also)
5 Notes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#Notes)
6 References (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#References)
7 External links (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#External_links)


[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Twink_%28gay_slang%29&action=edit&section=1)] Origin

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Hostess_twinkies.jpg/180px-Hostess_twinkies.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hostess_twinkies.jpg) http://en.wikipedia.org/skins-1.5/common/images/magnify-clip.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Hostess_twinkies.jpg)
Twinks namesake is the Twinkie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie) pastry.


The term's namesake is the "golden-colored (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond) phallic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallus)-shaped snack cake" Hostess (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hostess_%28brand%29) Twinkie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twinkie), commonly regarded as the quintessential junk food (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junk_food): "little nutritional (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutrition) value, sweet to the taste and creme-filled."[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Polari-9)[11] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Gay-2-Zee:_A_Dicti-10)[12] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-75_Years_And_Counting-11) Cream is amongst the well-known food-related euphemistic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euphemism) terms for ejaculate (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculate).[13] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-The_X_Factory-12) In "Queering Pornography: Desiring Youth, Race and Fantasy in Gay Porn", essayist Zeb J. Tortorici notes that gay twink porn thrives on the production and performance of "consumable and visually/anally receptive masculinity."[14] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Queer_Youth_Cultu-13)
A twink is "memorable for his outer packaging", not his "inner depth".[11] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Gay-2-Zee:_A_Dicti-10) The golden-color also alludes to those who are excessively sun tanned (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_tanning).[15] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Gay_Demon_Media-14) The junk food reference has a number of connotations, including a perceived lack of intelligence and being ideal only for a short term, but not having lasting qualities or being very healthy.[15] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Gay_Demon_Media-14) Most of these concerns no longer apply, as the definition of twink has broadened, and qualifiers (such as muscle or femme) narrow the meaning to a more specific type of twink.[15] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Gay_Demon_Media-14) Although the term originated from the United States snack food, both the cake and twink have found international use.[10] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Polari-9)[16] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Gayle:_The_Language-15)[17] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Banana_Twinkies-16)

[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Twink_%28gay_slang%29&action=edit&section=2)] Usage

Originally, twink referred exclusively to young, white (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_people), and blond (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blond) men, but among LGBT (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT) people the term has become broadened to include other young men whose physical features match those principally described and are not blond or even Caucasian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race). They are almost always clean-shaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clean-shaven) if they have facial hair (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_hair) to emphasize a youthful (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Youthful), fresh-faced appearance, although a lot are young enough not to have beard growth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_hair) yet. The term has been used by bears (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_%28gay_slang%29) in a derogatory and pejorative (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pejorative) manner.[8] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Bear_Book_II-7) In some cases, it is a neutral descriptive term and can be contrasted with bear.[18] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Fantabulosa:_A-17) Closely related (in the United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States)) is boi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boi_%28gender%29), although this generally represents a more feminine look or a generational way of defining oneself. The term is often modified by various descriptors, e.g., femme (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femme) twink, Euro (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Euro-English&action=edit&redlink=1) twink and muscle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_fitness) twink. The term is often used in the gay porn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_porn) industry.
There is a backronym (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backronym) that states that twink stands for "teenaged (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolescence), white (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_%28people%29), into no kink (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kink_%28sexual%29)", although none of those things are either necessary or sufficient for being a twink.[19] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-18)[20] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-19)

[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Twink_%28gay_slang%29&action=edit&section=3)] Twink code

Similar to other "codes", like the bear code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Natural_Bears_Classification_System), the twink code is a set of symbols (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Symbol) using letters, numbers, and other characters commonly found on modern, Western (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world) computer keyboards (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_keyboard), and used for the describing and rating of twinks.[21] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Fantabulosa:_A.2C_207-20) These codes are used in email (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Email), Usenet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usenet), and Internet forum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_forum) postings to identify the physical type and preferences of the poster but have mostly fallen out of usage. The code includes physical traits such as "c" for color of hair (from blond to black), "l" for length of hair (from bald/clean-shaven to very long), "h" for degree of hairlessness, "y" for youthful appearance, and "e" for endowment (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size).[21] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Fantabulosa:_A.2C_207-20) It also includes personality traits such as "q" for "queeniness (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_%28gay_slang%29)" and sexual (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sexual_behavior) preferences such as "k" for "the kinky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kink_%28sexual%29) factor".[21] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-Fantabulosa:_A.2C_207-20)

[Kerjack]

Sorry, I have body hair and facial hair.

[Le Goat]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Stupid-Grin.jpg



(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SeanR.jpg)http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/SeanR.jpg/180px-SeanR.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SeanR.jpg) http://en.wikipedia.org/skins-1.5/common/images/magnify-clip.png (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:SeanR.jpg)
Brent Corrigan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brent_Corrigan) won the "Best (Amateur) Twink Performer - Bottom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_and_bottom_in_sex_and_BDSM)" 2008 Golden Dickie for Fuck Me Raw while his studio at the time, Cobra Video (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra_Video) won for "Best (Amateur) Twink Studio" largely through his films.[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-2008_Golden_Dickie_A-0)[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-AdultFYI-1)[3 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_%28gay_slang%29#cite_note-AdultFYI-Radio-2)

[Le Goat]

pretty damn close!

[Kerjack]

I don't get guys or girls, I can't be a twink.

[Le Goat]

I must watch his award winning performance now.


damn my curiosity for awards!

[Le Goat]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

http://www.brentcorriganinc.com/

[Hanover Fist]

With all the rain and wind we had yesterday it must have knocked this paper wasp nest out of one of the trees in the front yard because this was laying next to the driveway this morning.
It was a wasp nest probably about the size of a basketball.

http://img237.imagevenue.com/loc487/th_75730_randomness_and_snow_024_122_487lo.jpg (http://img237.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=75730_randomness_and_snow_024_122_48 7lo.jpg)
http://img255.imagevenue.com/loc363/th_75735_randomness_and_snow_025_122_363lo.jpg (http://img255.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=75735_randomness_and_snow_025_122_36 3lo.jpg)

[Hanover Fist]

5 minutes ago in my backyard, bunch o' goddamn freeloaders. It has become clear that I need to modify my AR-15 to full auto. My dog started to bark and they all looked up as if to say, "Go back inside old man, or you might make us get rough"
I got as many as I could fit in the first pic, but only got 7. We counted 13 total from the top of the hill to the lake.

http://img202.imagevenue.com/loc50/th_82492_randomness_and_snow_026_122_50lo.jpg (http://img202.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=82492_randomness_and_snow_026_122_50 lo.jpg)

http://img142.imagevenue.com/loc25/th_82496_randomness_and_snow_027_122_25lo.jpg (http://img142.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=82496_randomness_and_snow_027_122_25 lo.jpg)

[Kerjack]

Hunting season for bow hunters should be all year round. Every night we have 20 -50 in the fields out front during the spring - fall and in some of our others 200+ EVERY NIGHT. That many deer eat/trample a lot of grain/alfalfa.

[Kerjack]

That last number is a little high. More like 100+ every night 200+ some nights.

[Hanover Fist]

The bad part about it is that I live inside city limits. The deer have been getting really bad in southern Michigan. Some cities have had to hire police sharpshooters to cull deer inside city limits. My city tried to have it done, but it was too expensive so they scrapped the plan.
Car deer accidents have been going up like crazy around here.
You would almost think that Geico or AllState would pay for a giant deer cull with what they must be having to pay out in claims.
They say a major reason is that the down economy means less hunters traveling here or less people hunting period.
About the most I have ever seen in my backyard at 1 time is 25, but I live next to a lake so that probably draws more than other places.
Funny thing is that I don't even hunt and I don't care for venison, other than jerky which is tolerable.

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090213.jpg

[}{arlequin]

zero traffic here....giddyup!


http://i41.tinypic.com/34tcufs.gif

[Hoser]

I'd tell you if you had a million dollars.

I think I see where you are going with this.

[Hoser]

Now take another one, one from 5 minutes later.

[IdiotBrain]

Your woman, H?

[CrazyCarl]

5 minutes ago in my backyard, bunch o' goddamn freeloaders. It has become clear that I need to modify my AR-15 to full auto. My dog started to bark and they all looked up as if to say, "Go back inside old man, or you might make us get rough"
I got as many as I could fit in the first pic, but only got 7. We counted 13 total from the top of the hill to the lake.

http://img202.imagevenue.com/loc50/th_82492_randomness_and_snow_026_122_50lo.jpg (http://img202.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=82492_randomness_and_snow_026_122_50 lo.jpg)

http://img142.imagevenue.com/loc25/th_82496_randomness_and_snow_027_122_25lo.jpg (http://img142.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=82496_randomness_and_snow_027_122_25 lo.jpg)
I saw 8 eating in a cornfield this morning

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

zero traffic here....giddyup!


http://i41.tinypic.com/34tcufs.gif
Where'd you get your clothes... from the... toilet store?

[}{arlequin]

that's called buff. or beige. or nude, or some shit like that

[hatepoppy]

wheres the one calld nipple?

[}{arlequin]

i ated it.

[WET HOT MESS]

We call em nude.

[hatepoppy]

i ated it.
FINE THEN IM NOT SHARING ANY BUTTJOEL!

[WigglingWii]

I was looking for kid pictures, but here is a semi random assortment of otherness.
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Stupid-Grin.jpg


You look like a VC with that hat.

[Jericho]

I was gonna say doofus

[BIG PIZZLE]

Vermin colada?

[Tar Heel]

I saw 8 eating in a cornfield this morning


Dude!!! Shoot Dem Bitches!!!!!!!

[Tar Heel]

He looks like a 27 year old virgin.

[Tar Heel]

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Stupid-Grin.jpg

Sylar's gay brother?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I hate your face.

[Face]

I spent the day at the ski hill today, couldn't have asked for a better day to go up there

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/mtwash01.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/mtwash04.jpg

PS I took the last pic while driving my bus down the mountain... damn I'm good

[jemeske]

I bet you scared the shit out of a bunch of people. All they'd see is a bear in a columbia jacket hurtling at them.

[Face]

you've lost me completely

[jemeske]

You look like a giant bear in a columbia jacket.

[Archetype]

I was looking for kid pictures, but here is a semi random assortment of otherness.

Rainbowie weather



Stupid Grins

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Stupid-Grin.jpg

Neat-o Lighting During harvest.


http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/magorium_111607_300.jpg

Shut it, Mr. Magorium.

[Face]

oh

[jemeske]

But a snuggly bear.

[Blue]

I spent the day at the ski hill today, couldn't have asked for a better day to go up there

I pictured Homer smashing his nuts on the downhill.

[jemeske]

Face and I watched Steel Magnolias tonight. Emotional.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2zhpe8o.jpg

[Blue]

He's Back!

[Le Goat]

Face and I watched Steel Magnolias tonight. Emotional.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2zhpe8o.jpg

you forgot the spiderweb of stretchmarks on his stomach/side

[Kerjack]

...and the awesome nerd models.


I prefer to think Face is comfortable enough to strip down to his boxers at jemeske's place.

[Face]

my chest is way hairier than that... you were pretty spot on about everything else though

[Blue]

You were green garbage bags on your feet?

[mongo]

is that "big country"?

[Face]

looks like it

[Jericho]

Of course it is

[Face]

oh I almost didn't notice, my ;-| tattoo is on the other arm, Jem

[mongo]

my ping-pong skillz are legendary.

http://i44.tinypic.com/viec8.jpg

[Jericho]

What're you, 17 there? And terrible fucking form!

[Gary_Busey]

Mongo, seriously, do you TRY to look like a faggot?! Because you're doing a great job man, great job.

[mongo]

What're you, 17 there? And terrible fucking form!

that was a fucking slam winner. i didn't need good form.

Mongo, seriously, do you TRY to look like a faggot?! Because you're doing a great job man, great job.

what's faggy? cargo shorts. no. beer hat. no. baseball shirt. no. now suck my dick motherfucker.

[mongo]

also, that is one of my sisters behind me in the pink. i know you all want her nutz.

[mongo]

my brother's wife bought him a laptop for xmas. i sat around the whole night pointing out what a piece of shit it was and telling her that $799 was about $400 too much for it. i love the holidays.

http://i39.tinypic.com/f2od2e.jpg

[Jericho]

You need pants that fit

[mongo]

i have skinny fucking legs. those pants are 30/34. fuck.

[Archetype]

my ping-pong skillz are legendary.

http://i44.tinypic.com/viec8.jpg
You have some gay on your pants.

[mongo]

You have some gay on your pants.

*shorts

http://i39.tinypic.com/34e5aj7.jpg

[Archetype]

*shorts

http://i39.tinypic.com/34e5aj7.jpg
*short pants

[mongo]

my ass looks sexy as fuck in that pic.

[Archetype]

Gay, definitely gay.

[hatepoppy]

looks like a skirt to me.

[Blue]

my ass looks sexy as fuck in that pic.

How? Your skirt is hanging down below your waist.

[mongo]

i can't help the fact that god made me a 10/10.

[hatepoppy]

i can't help the fact that god made me a 10/10.
10.0 on the dickter scale.

[Blue]

i can't help the fact that god made me a 10/10.

10 divide by 10 = 1

[hatepoppy]

divisipwn3d.

[mongo]

wouldn't it be more like "divisioWn3D!

[Jericho]

wouldn't it be more like "divisioWn3D!
poppy plays by no rules of language

[hatepoppy]

hey mongo - eat my fucking shartsauce.

[Archetype]

hey mongo - eat my fucking shartsauce.
I really thought that sentence was gonna end in buttjoel.

[STDSkillz]

Mongo. You and me. Ping pong. Right now.

[mongo]

hey mongo - eat my fucking shartsauce.

let me think about that.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2d6nqkg.jpg

yeah, no.

[hatepoppy]

I really thought that sentence was gonna end in buttjoel.
keep my fuckin words outcha mouf, bananahandler.

[The GWD]

I work in grocery. I'm a total bananahandler.

[hatepoppy]

I work in grocery. I'm a total bananahandler.
the fuck kind of loser works in grocery? who are you, marcus?

still, u can handle my banana.

[The GWD]

the fuck kind of loser works in grocery?

*Confidently raises hand*

I'm in a recession-proof business, EmEff.

[Claydon]

GODDAMNIT

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/000_0062.jpg

[mongo]

pissed about your ass ugly carpet i take it?

[hatepoppy]

*Confidently raises hand*

I'm in a recession-proof business, EmEff.
thats what they say about jobs ppl get when they get fired from or just werent good enough for a real job. waitressing, bartending, grocery. sweet!

the only thing recession proof about agrocery job is the fact that youll see proof f the recession every day, when youre weighing how much of your $220 weekly paycheck you can afford to spend on gasoline and how much you have to save towards your aids meds.

[Claydon]

pissed about your ass ugly carpet i take it?

the carpet does suck.... but it was free.....

and the empty glass.


question is...should i drink more?

answer.... yes...yes I should.

[mongo]

the carpet does suck.... but it was free.....

and the empty glass.


question is...should i drink more?

answer.... yes...yes I should.

question is...will your husband let you have another?

[The GWD]

Actually my company has the best health benefits of any place around these parts. It's a huge reason I haven't tried to move on. Having seizures turned out to be a costly development.

[Claydon]

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/000_0066.jpg



cheap scotch.........FTMFW!!!

[Jericho]

wicked nasty booger, man

[mongo]

mother.of.god.

[Claydon]

let me think about that.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2d6nqkg.jpg

yeah, no.

the fact you are wearing a shield/lifeforce meter only reinforces the fact that GMF has an EOE policy for mods... ie they hire fags!

[mongo]

in the center of that shirt is says "most deadly". chicks get wet over goldeneye references. so stfu.

[Claydon]

in the center of that shirt is says "most deadly". chicks get wet over goldeneye references. so stfu.

that would be true if you were heterosexual....

but your allergies to pussy are well documented.

[Jericho]

Fuck you Claydon't! That's like Tim's one article of clothing I'm jealous of

[Archetype]

It is a pretty awesome shirt. Fuck your ankle socks though.

[Hodge]

my ping-pong skillz are legendary.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2d6nqkg.jpg
http://www.80s.com/saveferris/images/cast/broderick.jpg

[The Dude]

my brother's wife bought him a laptop for xmas. i sat around the whole night pointing out what a piece of shit it was and telling her that $799 was about $400 too much for it. i love the holidays.

http://i39.tinypic.com/f2od2e.jpg

you mean the files are inside the computer?

[jungle_jewfro]

ignore this post people

[Trident]

This is for pictures you have taken yourself If that is not you, then post it here (http://www.meatspin.com).

[jungle_jewfro]

opps then... i thought it was just random crap here sorry >.< then i must do it right this time http://pics1.vampirefreaks.com/J/Ju/Jun/Jungle_Jewfro/28594508.jpg
to my left is the tools of your demise!!

[UNC]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Trident]

This guy is a fucking tool. I think he's a troll, ban him Marcus. You're an admin.

[UNC]

I would ban so many people, as admin

[jungle_jewfro]

its not emo >.< just a picture i took

[UNC]

of your boyfriend

[Shannon!MD!!!]

it has the angles

[Kerjack]

Vampirefreaks.com Definitely a troll/dupe.

[UNC]

wow, kerjack! You are a smarty pants

[comicfan]

I shake my head at vampires....

[Trident]

opps then... i thought it was just random crap here sorry >.< then i must do it right this time http://pics1.vampirefreaks.com/J/Ju/Jun/Jungle_Jewfro/28594508.jpg
to my left is the tools of your demise!!

Take this sucka!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Garlic_Bulbs_2.jpg

[UNC]

I need to clean my house

[Trident]

I think that's blood. From the pliers. He's cool that way.

[mongo]

yeah, it's so fucking tough to go to vampirefreaks.com and copy/pasta a pic.

[hatepoppy]

yeah, it's so fucking tough to go to vampirefreaks.com and copy/pasta a pic.

*paste

But who would chose that one?
*choose

[jungle_jewfro]

Take this sucka!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Garlic_Bulbs_2.jpg
ill eat it all so when your sucking my cock youll taist my garlicky goodness.

[Trident]

Now you're talking, wanna cyber?

[UNC]

We have a new spellcheckcop

[Pax Britannia]

Now you're talking, wanna cyber?

You didnt ask his A/S/L?????

[hatepoppy]

Ah r stoopid 2 mayk taht miss teak.
dont be so hard on yourself.

heh, i said hardon.

[jungle_jewfro]

cybering is for dooch bags i wanna fuck you right now

[Trident]

You didnt ask his A/S/L?????

Obvious:

200 / homogeneous / Transylvania

[hatepoppy]

Get him Poppy!
w8 wut!?

taist is rite.

[Pax Britannia]

Obvious:

200 / homogeneous / Transylvania

He's Gary Oldman?

[Trident]

cybering is for dooch bags i wanna fuck you right now

I'm so horny.

[hatepoppy]

Get him Poppy!
i was looking at the you're.

[jungle_jewfro]

thats just my jail name

[jungle_jewfro]

Wait? Did someone say "bitch"?
oh yeah thats how i like it talk dirty to me master!!!

[hatepoppy]

oh yeah thats how i like it talk dirty to me master!!!
YOU GO FLY A KITE!

[Pax Britannia]

YOU GO FLY A KITE!

Up to the highest height?

[Kerjack]

wow, kerjack! You are a smarty pants

i R!

Honestly if it was not for the word douche and the fact its not a hot chick I would have suspected this to be a skybase dupe.

[jungle_jewfro]

Take a number and get in line.
http://www.allendesigners.com/images/catalog/TAKE-A-NUMBER-LG.jpg
http://www.rosegardenfolk.com/photopages/2002-2003/may2003-aprilverch_contest/waiting-in-line-full.jpg
oh fuck my life D:

[Trident]

I think it's time you killed yourself. Do it live on the internets.

[WigglingWii]

I'm bored. Someone post a real picture.

[Hodge]

So, emo. Black appliances. Dead give away.
RACIST!

[Kerjack]

I'm bored. Someone post a real picture.

You'll be entertained longer if you are the one that does it.

[Hodge]

I'm bored. Someone post a real picture.
You must lead by example, plz?

[jungle_jewfro]

Working your way up to the 100 posts, are you?
if by "working' you mean "whoring" and "way up" means "on the corner" then...yes

[UNC]

I'm bored. Someone post a real picture.

Sup YO

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090215.jpg

[jungle_jewfro]

lame

[Stax]

Those lips look airbrushed

[WigglingWii]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v363/180/48/831620566/n831620566_4270439_5735.jpg

[Stax]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v363/180/48/831620566/n831620566_4270439_5735.jpg

That does have Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman, but lack of your azn jubblies = fail.

EDIT - I suck

[Kerjack]

Maybe Wii is a Danny dupe?

[WigglingWii]

That does have and Rhea Perlman, but lack of your azn jubblies = fail.

EDIT - I suck

Sweet Dee and Mac got married.

[WigglingWii]

THE Sweet Dee?

Oh shuddup.

[Hoser]

Those lips look really fucking gay

Indeed

[Stax]

Indeed

He fucks teenagers. He's a winner.

[WigglingWii]

http://thumbnails16.imagebam.com/2683/4af3f226824045.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/4af3f226824045)

[Stax]

http://thumbnails16.imagebam.com/2683/4af3f226824045.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/4af3f226824045)

AmRZnRp8_B8

[Pax Britannia]

Wii proves Asians can have awesome boobs.

[medlar]

http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/453612/1SJ.jpg

Too much caffine and cpt. cruncht.m in the mornings.

[cleetus]

and dont forget too much gay jammies

[medlar]

I go for comfort, not appearances in the mornings.

[6655321]

i made a self portrait today.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/littlematt.jpg

[Archetype]

http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/453612/1SJ.jpg

Too much caffine and cpt. cruncht.m in the mornings.
Your legs are way too short for you to be that high. Jump off a ladder did ya?

[Kerjack]

think he is bridging in the doorway.

[Hodge]

NIN at Pemberton this summer:
http://img152.imagevenue.com/loc205/th_07795_Winter_and_Summer_2008_059_122_205lo.jpg (http://img152.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=07795_Winter_and_Summer_2008_059_122 _205lo.jpg)

[}{arlequin]

teh sexin' given out daily


http://i42.tinypic.com/2060o60.jpg

[Limp]

I can't say I blame your hair for running away from your face.

[Limp]

PWNT!@

[}{arlequin]

i'm too cool for hair

[}{arlequin]

more drunkerer


http://i40.tinypic.com/29mw1gg.jpg

[Archangel]

more drunkerer


http://i40.tinypic.com/29mw1gg.jpg

You've got something very weird and Asian on your shoulder there.

[}{arlequin]

damndest thing, it was stuck to my arm all night

[Archangel]

damndest thing, it was stuck to my arm all night

I find it to be quite below your usual standards, mate. Recession hitting you hard?

[}{arlequin]

I find it to be quite below your usual standards, mate. Recession hitting you hard?
old fling friend. known for making weird faces

http://i40.tinypic.com/ehvm0.jpg

[Datači]

She's asian. Her face is always weird.

[Banon]

more drunkerer


http://i40.tinypic.com/29mw1gg.jpg

She has Anita's eyes.

[Banon]

and no chin.

[Da Raider]

Let's fuck!

~ James Banon

[Limp]

Let's fuck James Banon?

[Da Raider]

Let's fuck James Banon?


FAYLE

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm down. He's sexy.

[Datači]

Not as sexy as you, but combined... I can't even imagine.

[Banon]

I'm down. He's sexy.


this guy knows me.

[Shannon!MD!!!]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/sboyle83/n12929674_35402754_5950.jpg

[Face]

Let's fuck James Banon?
nobody wants to fuck james banon

[Archangel]

this guy knows me.
In the biblical sense.
and no chin.
OMGz GWD

[Archangel]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/sboyle83/n12929674_35402754_5950.jpg

Too much gold. What are you, Indian?

[Banon]

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/sboyle83/n12929674_35402754_5950.jpg


I wanna leave my load in you.

~James Banon

[}{arlequin]

Too much gold. What are you, Indian?
lots of cleavage to cover

[Shannon!MD!!!]

it compliments my skintone

[Banon]

nobody wants to fuck james banon

except your mom?

[Kopek]

That face is definitely jizz resistant.

[Archangel]

it compliments my skintone

Whatever you say, BA Baracus.

[Banon]

it compliments my skintone


my load?

[Shannon!MD!!!]

here is an elusive 'rolled out of bed on my way to the hospital' picture.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/sboyle83/IMG_1185.jpg

[Banon]

here is an elusive 'rolled out of bed on my way to the hospital' picture.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/sboyle83/IMG_1185.jpg


brush your teeth and lets make out.

[Archangel]

Brunettes with cheekbones. Can't beat'em.

[}{arlequin]

Wow. You pull off the no makeup look quite well.
2nded

[Datači]

Superman raped me.

http://i39.tinypic.com/jgpifm.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/29bdp9d.jpg

[Shannon!MD!!!]

if i had good eyelashes, i would probably never wear makeup

[Tar Heel]

teh sexin' given out daily


http://i42.tinypic.com/2060o60.jpg


I always feel like you are austrailian

[Shannon!MD!!!]

its probably because he is trendier than most

[Archangel]

Superman raped me.


Stop attention whoring while Shannon is posting pics.

Also, Superman looks like he's on heroin.

[Datači]

Stop attention whoring while Shannon is posting pics.
Also, Superman looks like he's on heroin.

That's right. He's on heroin. Me to. I snorted it from his ass. I'm an addict. ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!

Anybody? :(

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

There is a lot of ugly on this page.

[Tar Heel]

Hey Shannon! I have long thick eyelashes. We should make babies.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

here is an elusive 'rolled out of bed on my way to the hospital' picture.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/sboyle83/IMG_1185.jpg


This is the reason there are some many cases of men who have chewed one of their arms off in Louisville.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

http://thumbnails16.imagebam.com/2683/4af3f226824045.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/4af3f226824045)


Did you knit that yourself?

[White.Rabbit]

money, hoez, n clothez, all a ***** knowz

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2009-02-17-01792.jpg

[Face]

all your pictures look the same

[White.Rabbit]

mooooooooooooooooooo

[White.Rabbit]

ok fine,
this one is different

teehee

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/omgogmomg.jpg

[White.Rabbit]

ew, dirty.

i regret that

[Face]

mooooooooooooooooooo
I used to be fluent in cow, sadly I'm very out of practice

[Le Goat]

nasty

[White.Rabbit]

nasty
fucccccccccccccck your mother

[Le Goat]

fucccccccccccccck your mother

My mother isn't into asian's with blown out cunts




booooooooooooooooooooom headshot!

[Genius]

My mother is interested.

[WET HOT MESS]

Tara is a cutie

[Archangel]

ew, dirty.

i regret that

Is that really you?

[Kerjack]

Is that really you?

Kinda, its a her that exists in the future apparently.

[Kerjack]

Or she is guilty of treason for using European dates

[Genius]

It's like 12 Monkeys, except not really.

[Spanky]

money, hoez, n clothez, all a ***** knowz

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/2009-02-17-01792.jpg
for some reason, i want to punch you in the face.

[Archangel]

Seriously. If that's her in the B&W, she looks 5 years older and 5 times hotter than usual.

If not, we all look like serious fools.

[Le Goat]

for some reason, i want to punch you in the face.

cause she has zombie-white skin?

[Genius]

I'm totally ok with looking like serious fool.

[Spanky]

more like, zombie yellow skin


http://i39.tinypic.com/286zjsy.jpg