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WET HOT MESS
02-17-2009, 08:29 PM
Tara probably has darker skin than I do.

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:30 PM
I'm totally ok with looking like serious fool.

I'd be ok with meeting her when I'm 40, and she's 29...

Spanky
02-17-2009, 08:30 PM
Tara probably has darker skin than I do.

she has a stained pooper too

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:30 PM
That sounded way creepier than it was supposed to.

WET HOT MESS
02-17-2009, 08:31 PM
she has a stained pooper too
I can't see that far.

Le Goat
02-17-2009, 08:31 PM
more like, zombie yellow skin


http://i39.tinypic.com/286zjsy.jpg

god damn you


those Chicklet teef get me everytime

Spanky
02-17-2009, 08:31 PM
That sounded way creepier than it was supposed to.
arch-clay-ngel?

Le Goat
02-17-2009, 08:32 PM
I can't see that far.

IT'S A MILE WIDE!

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:32 PM
Tara probably has darker skin than I do.

Wii's like the only actually yellow Asian on here. But then, she's from SE Asia, so she's bound to be a bit darker...

Wait, El's Vietnamese, too, and she's pretty fair-skinned.


I'm confused.

WET HOT MESS
02-17-2009, 08:32 PM
IT'S A MILE WIDE!
I have small eyes. And when did you get unbannz't?

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:33 PM
arch-clay-ngel?

Fantasising about 29-year-old chicks is pretty much the least claydon-esque thing on earth.

WET HOT MESS
02-17-2009, 08:34 PM
Wii's like the only actually yellow Asian on here. But then, she's from SE Asia, so she's bound to be a bit darker...

Wait, El's Vietnamese, too, and she's pretty fair-skinned.


I'm confused.
Purebreds are close to extinction. One of my Taiwanese friend is like 1/32 Dutch, but she's got brown wavy hair and fair complexion.

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 08:34 PM
Wii's like the only actually yellow Asian on here. But then, she's from SE Asia, so she's bound to be a bit darker...

Wait, El's Vietnamese, too, and she's pretty fair-skinned.


I'm confused.
isnt she all canada'd?

where is wii from?

Spanky
02-17-2009, 08:34 PM
Fantasising about 29-year-old chicks is pretty much the least claydon-esque thing on earth.
read: 20, nine year old chicks

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:35 PM
read: 20, nine year old chicks

Lulz.

Le Goat
02-17-2009, 08:35 PM
I have small eyes. And when did you get unbannz't?

I has no clue. I tried early yest and again 3-4 hrs ago and I got in. ******'s done fucked up now

Jericho
02-17-2009, 08:36 PM
Fantasising about 29-year-old chicks is pretty much the least claydon-esque thing on earth.
Tara isn't 29

WET HOT MESS
02-17-2009, 08:37 PM
I has no clue. I tried early yest and again 3-4 hrs ago and I got in. ******'s done fucked up now
So how's that blender in you anus?

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:37 PM
Purebreds are close to extinction. One of my Taiwanese friend is like 1/32 Dutch, but she's got brown wavy hair and fair complexion.
Hell, I was basically dark blond as a child. But with 2 billion Asians, I doubt that yellowness is on its way out.
isnt she all canada'd?

where is wii from?
Texas or Vietnam, depending.

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:38 PM
Tara isn't 29
I know.
I'd be ok with meeting her when I'm 40, and she's 29...

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 08:38 PM
Hell, I was basically dark blond as a child. But with 2 billion Asians, I doubt that yellowness is on its way out.

Texas or Vietnam, depending.
thats what i mean then, both vietnamese, one from canada is lighter, one from texas is darker.

White.Rabbit
02-17-2009, 08:39 PM
Is that really you?
course it is, dummy.

me without fake eyelashes :(

Spanky
02-17-2009, 08:39 PM
they all smell like pond scum and cat fur

WET HOT MESS
02-17-2009, 08:40 PM
Hell, I was basically dark blond as a child. But with 2 billion Asians, I doubt that yellowness is on its way out.
Aww, blondie Asian baby.

Genius
02-17-2009, 08:40 PM
thats what i mean then, both vietnamese, one from canada is lighter, one from texas is darker.
Tan?

hatepoppy
02-17-2009, 08:41 PM
totally.

the creeps
02-17-2009, 08:41 PM
they all smell like pond scum and cat fur
haven't you seen "gran turino" ? they are called swamp rats.

medlar
02-17-2009, 08:45 PM
Superman raped me.

http://i39.tinypic.com/jgpifm.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/29bdp9d.jpg



That dude has awesome taste in tees.
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/351984/sinjin.jpg

mines just better.

Jericho
02-17-2009, 08:46 PM
I know.
Yes but you're still fantasizing about a teenager in future tense

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:47 PM
thats what i mean then, both vietnamese, one from canada is lighter, one from texas is darker.

Good point.

course it is, dummy.

me without fake eyelashes :(

You should stay in contact with whoever made that photo, because they made you look bloody striking.

Aww, blondie Asian baby.

I may scan a pic tomorrow. Prepare to fall in love.

Archangel
02-17-2009, 08:47 PM
Yes but you're still fantasizing about a teenager in future tense

Shut up.

White.Rabbit
02-17-2009, 09:46 PM
Good point.



You should stay in contact with whoever made that photo, because they made you look bloody striking.



I may scan a pic tomorrow. Prepare to fall in love.
MADE the photo?

its called hold the camera out in front of you while ur laying in bed and snap a pic. turn it black and white and post it. ;)

}{arlequin
02-17-2009, 11:21 PM
ok fine,
this one is different

teehee

you wouldn't know it w/ all the animesque and ass shots, but like i said
http://archive.gorillamask.net/showpost.php?p=2936995&postcount=18499

mongo
02-18-2009, 03:05 AM
you have some fucking mitts on you, son.

Blue
02-18-2009, 03:06 AM
poopoo is all grown up.

POO POO CANNON
02-18-2009, 03:12 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2yxkmsh.jpg

sorry for taking it down, i was looking for the version that wasn't cropped and scribbled upon. but you guys <3 me so much and responded so fast, i couldn't keep up.

mongo
02-18-2009, 03:16 AM
the flying fuck are you talking about, son? they look exactly the same to me!

POO POO CANNON
02-18-2009, 03:20 AM
well, i figured since that one was already away in the wind, it might as well go back up so i wouldn't have to be assed searching for the other one.

also; my hands aren't that big!

Blue
02-18-2009, 03:21 AM
Bet your cock is!

mongo
02-18-2009, 03:22 AM
oh.

and yes they are. look at them compared to that fucking can.

also, i have another can you could place them on for size comparison!

Archetype
02-18-2009, 03:26 AM
Is this one of those irony things or does everyone here have midget hands?

mongo
02-18-2009, 03:28 AM
i'm serious as fuck. look at those fucking mitts wrapped around that deuce-deuce. fucking *******.

POO POO CANNON
02-18-2009, 03:37 AM
well, you know what they say about guys with big dicks...

Datači
02-18-2009, 03:39 AM
well, you know what they say about guys with big dicks...

They have big hands?

POO POO CANNON
02-18-2009, 03:57 AM
Exactly.

edit: great, now we're on a new page and no one is going to get to see me. gosh darn.

Archetype
02-18-2009, 04:01 AM
That's better how?

POO POO CANNON
02-18-2009, 04:03 AM
let's talk about my huge penis some more.

Datači
02-18-2009, 04:07 AM
Piz has a bigger one.

BIG PIZZLE
02-18-2009, 09:36 AM
Indeed I do.

Archangel
02-18-2009, 10:11 AM
Hell, I was basically dark blond as a child.
Told ya.

http://i44.tinypic.com/33jio2v.jpg

Morfin
02-18-2009, 10:56 AM
Your father is Neil Diamond?
http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp152/MorfinGMF/diamond.jpg

Pax Britannia
02-18-2009, 10:56 AM
I had platinum blonde hair when I was a kid. That coupled with my big blue eyes made me look like a product of the lebensborn project.

Archangel
02-18-2009, 10:57 AM
He's actually five years older than Neil.

The Dude
02-18-2009, 10:58 AM
Told ya.

http://i44.tinypic.com/33jio2v.jpg

dark blond?

everyone else calls that brown

Hoser
02-18-2009, 11:00 AM
I had platinum blonde hair when I was a kid. That coupled with my big blue eyes made me look like a product of the lebensborn project.

Same, then my hair went brown. But my eyes stayed blue.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:01 AM
Your dad is Dwight Yokum?

Archangel
02-18-2009, 11:01 AM
dark blond?

everyone else calls that brown

Blond? Not really. Blonde Highlights and frosted tips? Oh, yeah.

You go, Keanu!

Dunno, may be the light, but my dad's hair looks darker than it was on that pic, too.

Pax Britannia
02-18-2009, 11:01 AM
Same, then my hair went brown. But my eyes stayed blue.

Yeah same here. I think my hair is getting progressively darker as i'm getting older aswell, now i'd describe my hair colour as dark brown. Just a couple of years ago it was light brown.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:04 AM
I love Asian chicks, but I don't wanna have ugly babies.

Pax Britannia
02-18-2009, 11:05 AM
I love Asian chicks, but I don't wanna have ugly babies.

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr9/jimmynitcher/Coat-Hanger-cropped.jpg

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:06 AM
Too messy. CUNT PUNCH

Summer
02-18-2009, 11:08 AM
blacks and asians make awesome babies.

Hoser
02-18-2009, 11:10 AM
blacks and asians make awesome babies.

http://00.media.vimeo.com/d1/5/64/50/6450155/6450155_300.jpg

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:10 AM
Now that I think about it, I'm so genetically perfect I bet I could knock up a retard and still have perfect babies.

Pax Britannia
02-18-2009, 11:10 AM
KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:11 AM
game on

Summer
02-18-2009, 11:18 AM
my son is awesome. white and white make good kids.

BIG PIZZLE
02-18-2009, 11:20 AM
I was a blonde child.

Pax Britannia
02-18-2009, 11:20 AM
I has a blonde child in my basement.

Fixed.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:21 AM
I was too. My hair is straight and jet black[okay black and silver now], but I was a blonde curly headed child.

Hoser
02-18-2009, 11:21 AM
blacks and asians make awesome babies.
my son is awesome. white and white make good kids.

Make up your damn mind

Le Goat
02-18-2009, 11:26 AM
my son is awesome. white and white make good kids.

Whites in the front hole blacks in the back!

ElemenoP
02-18-2009, 11:32 AM
I really want a 1/2 asian 1/2 black baby.

Le Goat
02-18-2009, 11:34 AM
I really want a 1/2 asian 1/2 black baby.

Just remember there is no such thing as "Half Sickle Cell".

ElemenoP
02-18-2009, 11:35 AM
I sometimes wished that I was 1/2 black and 1/2 asian. They're always so beautiful.

Archangel
02-18-2009, 11:35 AM
It's a sobering realisation:

My children will be only 1/4 German.

Pax Britannia
02-18-2009, 11:38 AM
It's a sobering realisation:

My children will be only 1/4 German.

Look at it this way: they'll be 3/4 human.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:42 AM
I really want a 1/2 asian 1/2 black baby.


To think, had your dude had enough to penetrate you, you could have had one!

medlar
02-18-2009, 11:43 AM
Oh, baby, me too!

http://adayinthalifeof.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/chanel_iman.jpg

She is close to perfection.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:44 AM
I have very high standards. I'd only fuck her when I'm drunk.

Archangel
02-18-2009, 11:47 AM
Look at it this way: they'll be 3/4 human.

And only 1/4 super-human. That's the fucking crux.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:49 AM
You misspelled "dreaming."


Actually no. I meant the word drunk, and I spelled it right. It's actually kinda cool, I'm not married so I don't have to spend my day sucking ugly girls asses on the internets to feel like I still have a pair of balls. I sweet talk interweb girls into showing me their tits when I have nothing else to do, then I go out and fuck real[hot] women.

Pax Britannia
02-18-2009, 11:51 AM
And only 1/4 super-human. That's the fucking crux.

That 1/4 of super human genes will probably manifest itself as a zany genocidal glint in the eye.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:53 AM
Rawdogs don't need hugs.

Pax Britannia
02-18-2009, 11:55 AM
They just need IV drips after the aids.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:55 AM
Yeah first time I saw myself on a herpes website I giggled, then checked my dong for crags.

I'm clean!

hatepoppy
02-18-2009, 11:56 AM
Wow. You really need a hug.
this place needs more fucking anger and condescension.

im fucking xereal. good show, mikumz.

Pax Britannia
02-18-2009, 11:57 AM
Yeah first time I saw myself on a herpes website I giggled, then checked my dong for crags.

I'm clean!

Mongo has a website?

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:57 AM
Pop, I love you man but I have no idea what the fuck you just said.

Archangel
02-18-2009, 11:57 AM
That 1/4 of super human genes will probably manifest itself as a zany genocidal glint in the eye.

If you look closely, my 3 (?) year old self has that already.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 11:59 AM
Is that why you married a bridge troll?

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-18-2009, 12:12 PM
I guess the proper response to this would be..."Yo mamma"?


No that would be the unfunny, unoriginal, fagcock response.

hatepoppy
02-18-2009, 12:22 PM
dammit mike now im fuckin hungry. U KNOW NPT TO SHJOW ME SAVORY BABIES WHEN IM HIE!

medlar
02-18-2009, 12:36 PM
It doesn't have a face.

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 12:52 PM
I had lighter brown hair than Archie when I was a baby and I'm more ayshian than him.

medlar
02-18-2009, 12:55 PM
In a "family" photo I am the shortest, darkest and best looking bastard in the lot which makes two out of three pretty good for a cross of portuguese and Irish.

I think any mix of asian makes for a fine exoticism. If not 100% asian.

Archangel
02-18-2009, 01:02 PM
I had lighter brown hair than Archie when I was a baby and I'm more ayshian than him.

THE LIGHTING IS OFF DAMNIT.


seriously.

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 01:04 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2vnhuep.jpg

I don't wanna dig for my baby pictures, but here's something else.

}{arlequin
02-18-2009, 01:06 PM
hal?

Archangel
02-18-2009, 01:06 PM
Stop stealing my thunder here. I believe we have a "only 1 cute Asian kid per day" rule.

First "there is only one" comment in 3... 2...

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 01:08 PM
I'm the only one in the family with dimples on both cheeks. Everyone only has one on their right cheek.

Archangel
02-18-2009, 01:09 PM
With that sailor outfit, I would make some anime reference if not for Tara.

Hodge
02-18-2009, 01:12 PM
I'm the only one in the family with dimples on both sets of cheeks. Everyone only has one on their right cheek.

}{arlequin
02-18-2009, 01:13 PM
cute baby pics contest coming up

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 01:15 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/23jhoc8.jpg
Random fact: they used to call me Tarzan back in those days.

Archangel
02-18-2009, 01:19 PM
cute baby pics contest coming up

Biters.

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 01:22 PM
Last one. Me in the motherland. They tried to put weights on my arms to slow me down.

http://i44.tinypic.com/x25s3b.jpg

medlar
02-18-2009, 01:23 PM
can't get cuter than this.
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/453612/sin.jpg

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 01:24 PM
Is that bare butt I see?

Jericho
02-18-2009, 01:27 PM
medlar looks like that fucking E*Trade baby.

medlar
02-18-2009, 01:28 PM
Sure is and it still looks good.

mongo
02-18-2009, 01:28 PM
the poor bastard was as tall then as he is now.

Bizz
02-18-2009, 01:32 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2irk6m0.jpg

Hoser
02-18-2009, 01:32 PM
Stop stealing my thunder here. I believe we have a "only 1 cute Asian kid per day" rule.

First "there is only one" comment in 3... 2...

And we are still waiting for the first

Hoser
02-18-2009, 01:33 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2irk6m0.jpg

Who puts the much of the bottle in their mouth? You are drinking the beer, not sucking it off.

Bizz
02-18-2009, 01:34 PM
I cup the balls too.

BIG PIZZLE
02-18-2009, 01:35 PM
You dont know how to drink beer.

Bizz
02-18-2009, 01:36 PM
Go on a boat and try to drink a beer. Also I was 14 in that picture.

Hoser
02-18-2009, 01:36 PM
Go on a boat and try to drink a beer. Also I was 14 in that picture.

You were gay at 14??

medlar
02-18-2009, 01:38 PM
Go on a boat and try to drink a beer. Also I was 14 in that picture.


It's a good way to chip a tooth.

Bizz
02-18-2009, 01:38 PM
You were gay at 14??

Only for Mongo.

mongo
02-18-2009, 01:39 PM
he can get the neck of that fucker all the way down to his tonsils. true story.

Archangel
02-18-2009, 02:47 PM
And we are still waiting for the first

Did I call it, or what?

Le Goat
02-18-2009, 04:52 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2vnhuep.jpg

I don't wanna dig for my baby pictures, but here's something else.

you're hot here... now? eh

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 04:54 PM
Everything was going well until I turned 17. It went downhill from there.

Claydon
02-18-2009, 05:46 PM
It's a sobering realisation:

My children will be only 1/4 German.

and 100% snob?

Face
02-18-2009, 08:34 PM
had to get a new driver's licence photo taken when I upgraded my licence last week

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/samDL3.jpg

their stupid new cameras don't adjust high enough to take my picture properly, so I actually had to crouch so that I'd fit in their frame... I also hadn't shaven for a couple days... even so, I think it's not a terrible picture

well, except that it's of me...

Face
02-18-2009, 08:34 PM
at least I don't look like a serial killer like I do in my last one

Jericho
02-18-2009, 08:37 PM
had to get a new driver's licence photo taken when I upgraded my licence last week

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/samDL3.jpg

their stupid new cameras don't adjust high enough to take my picture properly, so I actually had to crouch so that I'd fit in their frame... I also hadn't shaven for a couple days... even so, I think it's not a terrible picture

well, except that it's of me...
hahaha. My DMV made me crouch too. I just did that on Friday. Haven't seen the pic yet though, but my knee was in brutal pain, so I'm sure Ilook pleasant

Le Goat
02-18-2009, 08:40 PM
had to get a new driver's licence photo taken when I upgraded my licence last week

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/samDL3.jpg

their stupid new cameras don't adjust high enough to take my picture properly, so I actually had to crouch so that I'd fit in their frame... I also hadn't shaven for a couple days... even so, I think it's not a terrible picture

well, except that it's of me...

you look like a giant grunge pedophile

Face
02-18-2009, 08:40 PM
you look like a giant grunge pedophile
thanks?

Archangel
02-18-2009, 08:51 PM
and 100% snob?

200%.

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 08:52 PM
Sammy, have one of these on and your image would be complete.

http://www.idsuperstore.com/images/5_No_3_23mm_Bead_NPS_Ball_Chain_2450-1080.jpg

Face
02-18-2009, 08:58 PM
Sammy, have one of these on and your image would be complete.

http://www.idsuperstore.com/images/5_No_3_23mm_Bead_NPS_Ball_Chain_2450-1080.jpg
I don't get it

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 08:59 PM
You'd be that one oversized headbanger dude with greased hair and angry face behind his glasses and a trenchcoat to cover his trip jeans and all black attire.

BIG PIZZLE
02-18-2009, 09:01 PM
had to get a new driver's licence photo taken when I upgraded my licence last week

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/samDL3.jpg

their stupid new cameras don't adjust high enough to take my picture properly, so I actually had to crouch so that I'd fit in their frame... I also hadn't shaven for a couple days... even so, I think it's not a terrible picture

well, except that it's of me...

You and Jericho could make giant babies.

Face
02-18-2009, 09:05 PM
You'd be that one oversized headbanger dude with greased hair and angry face behind his glasses and a trenchcoat to cover his trip jeans and all black attire.
I actually own a trenchcoat, but I rarely wear it anymore

BIG PIZZLE
02-18-2009, 09:08 PM
That sounds like a movie in the making.

Or at least a reality show on some random cable channel.

Face
02-18-2009, 09:11 PM
You and Jericho could make giant babies.
our offspring could conquer mankind

BIG PIZZLE
02-18-2009, 09:14 PM
Or sit on giant couches while eating pizza and drinking 2389071480312 beers.

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 09:14 PM
Brokebacks can't make babies.

BIG PIZZLE
02-18-2009, 09:16 PM
SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHORE!!

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 09:17 PM
BAN!

Syndicate
02-18-2009, 09:19 PM
Face is fat.. BLAH BLAH BLAH... This isnt fun anymore.

BIG PIZZLE
02-18-2009, 09:20 PM
Way to kill it douchebag.

White.Rabbit
02-18-2009, 09:21 PM
regarding rep to my pic: i didn't know 07/01/09 was in the future. The 7th of january 2009?

mongo
02-18-2009, 09:22 PM
tara is fat...blah blah blah....this is still fun!

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 09:24 PM
I think Tara looks great. She went from cutie pie to pretty lady.

BIG PIZZLE
02-18-2009, 09:26 PM
I think she may be the beneficiary of fortuitous camera angles.

WET HOT MESS
02-18-2009, 09:27 PM
Even better on the eyes.

hatepoppy
02-21-2009, 08:17 PM
So what's my best feature? The eyes, eyebrows or my nose?

http://i41.tinypic.com/2e5lfti.jpg

so...dataci is the delivery guy from hitch?

http://i39.tinypic.com/2iqialz.gif

UNC
02-21-2009, 08:18 PM
He also has aids splotches all over his face

UNC
02-21-2009, 08:19 PM
and the girl is a dyed whore

hatepoppy
02-21-2009, 08:21 PM
and apparently hangs out @ bus stations that have been run down as shits since 1988.

UNC
02-21-2009, 08:24 PM
That was taken on beatstreet

Datači
02-22-2009, 05:01 AM
Everything you said is true.

}{arlequin
02-23-2009, 01:49 PM
new mural in adams morgan

http://i41.tinypic.com/5kh9v8.jpg

6655321
02-24-2009, 01:38 PM
i just found this sexy number on my hard drive.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/011-Copy.jpg

hatepoppy
02-24-2009, 01:39 PM
i nutd.

6655321
02-24-2009, 01:39 PM
i nutd.

i have that effect on girls.

}{arlequin
02-24-2009, 01:42 PM
Is that the monkey shines lamp???

hatepoppy
02-24-2009, 01:42 PM
toadally.

6655321
02-24-2009, 01:42 PM
i like monkeys.

Datači
02-24-2009, 01:46 PM
The Vandals?

6655321
02-24-2009, 01:48 PM
The Vandals?

"peace thru vandalism"

6655321
02-24-2009, 01:59 PM
yeah, i tapped that shit.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/185-Copy-2.jpg

Jericho
02-24-2009, 02:01 PM
yeah, i tapped that shit.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/185-Copy-2.jpg
I thought chefs were le queer

6655321
02-24-2009, 02:02 PM
I thought chefs were le queer

fuck that, i like drinking beer, smoking drugs, and having a beard.

hatepoppy
02-24-2009, 02:04 PM
more like having beard.

like, a broad u fuck so ppl dont think ur gay.

Jericho
02-24-2009, 02:11 PM
fuck that, i like drinking beer, smoking drugs, and having a beard.
I dunno,man. Top Chef has shown me that chefs dig some balls

6655321
02-24-2009, 02:13 PM
I dunno,man. Top Chef has shown me that chefs dig some balls

the fact that you watch that show has shown me that you too might also dig the balls.

hatepoppy
02-24-2009, 02:13 PM
I dunno,man. Top Chef has shown me that chefs dig some balls
not to rain on ur parade, sweet thang, butt...

youre th eone watching top chef.

and sober house.

and american idol.

and my superawesomemtvbirthdaypartyshow.

and other such assorted fagtastic television programs.

Jericho
02-24-2009, 02:14 PM
not to rain on ur parade, sweet thang, butt...

youre th eone watching top chef.

and sober house.

and american idol.

and my superawesomemtvbirthdaypartyshow.

and other such assorted fagtastic television programs.
That's because I'm gay

6655321
02-24-2009, 02:16 PM
That's because I'm gay

you're gay for reality tv.

hatepoppy
02-24-2009, 02:16 PM
That's because I'm gay
in that case, why dontcha come upn see me some time?

Claydon
02-24-2009, 02:17 PM
yeah, i tapped that shit.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/185-Copy-2.jpg

i call bullshit

6655321
02-24-2009, 02:18 PM
i call bullshit

i fucked em both, but i cut the other one outta the shot.

hatepoppy
02-24-2009, 02:18 PM
she might be busted as fuck, yo. like that goose broad gote put up in OT other day.

hatepoppy
02-24-2009, 02:18 PM
i fucked em both, but i cut the other one outta the shot.
you mean couldnt fit her in the shot?

u kno, bc she's fat?

6655321
02-24-2009, 02:19 PM
you mean couldnt fit her in the shot?

u kno, bc she's fat?

nah, it was really because they're sisters.

hatepoppy
02-24-2009, 02:20 PM
nah, it was really because they're sisters.
that doesnt make any sense.

they were sisters so you took the other broad out?

6655321
02-24-2009, 02:21 PM
that doesnt make any sense.

they were sisters so you took the other broad out?


...yea.........

Jericho
02-24-2009, 02:22 PM
you're gay for reality tv.
I cannot tell a lie

UNC
02-24-2009, 02:23 PM
I see tha fat rolls on the one you cut out.

Ya know, the only one you really had a shot with

6655321
02-24-2009, 02:24 PM
I see tha fat rolls on the one you cut out.

Ya know, the only one you really had a shot with

yeah, she was a little chubbier in that pic than usual, and the one i have a shot with is the one my arm is around.

UNC
02-24-2009, 02:25 PM
yeah, she was a little chubbier in that pic than usual, and the one i have a shot with is the one my arm is around.

Where I come from, you need to atleast provide some tit shots/.

6655321
02-24-2009, 02:28 PM
Where I come from, you need to atleast provide some tit shots/.

get your own pussy.

UNC
02-24-2009, 02:31 PM
get your own pussy.

Fag

chipsahoy
02-24-2009, 02:32 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f74/chipsahoyphatty/gmflove.jpg

poorly done but who cares

6655321
02-24-2009, 02:50 PM
i wish he had those tits.

Pax Britannia
02-24-2009, 02:52 PM
yeah, i tapped that shit.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/185-Copy-2.jpg

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Archetype
02-24-2009, 03:00 PM
yeah, i tapped that shit.

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/185-Copy-2.jpg

You poked a guy? GROSS!

hatepoppy
02-24-2009, 03:06 PM
i wish he had those tits.
u n me both, sister.

NOTKyle
02-26-2009, 06:41 PM
This one's for the ladies.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2462/134/80/1350810401/n1350810401_30397565_7485087.jpg

UNC
02-26-2009, 06:43 PM
DAMN.

hatepoppy
02-26-2009, 06:43 PM
nice cheekballs, buddy.. what are you, goldie hawn?

NOTKyle
02-26-2009, 06:46 PM
nice cheekballs, buddy.. what are you, goldie hawn?

I get them from my mother. Goldie Hawn.

UNC
02-26-2009, 06:54 PM
I feel dirty

hatepoppy
02-26-2009, 06:55 PM
thats bc u r.

UNC
02-26-2009, 06:58 PM
so is your face

NOTKyle
02-26-2009, 06:59 PM
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2462/134/80/1350810401/n1350810401_30397590_7122446.jpg

This is me doing my best Marcus impression and my lady loving every second of it.

UNC
02-26-2009, 07:02 PM
She looks sturdy

BIG PIZZLE
02-26-2009, 07:24 PM
She's pretty, show me her boobs.

NOTKyle
02-26-2009, 07:28 PM
No. But I'll show you the roommate she had for two weeks last year who makes me want to burn my eyes and then bury them.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v223/18/110/n1375320032_9716.jpg

BIG PIZZLE
02-26-2009, 07:34 PM
DO NOT WANT.

Archetype
02-26-2009, 07:34 PM
This one's for the ladies.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2462/134/80/1350810401/n1350810401_30397565_7485087.jpg

Did you know your pupils are on an level plane, and the rest of your face is slanted? Yeah, that's fucked.

RedBEARD
02-26-2009, 07:35 PM
No. But I'll show you the roommate she had for two weeks last year who makes me want to burn my eyes and then bury them.

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v223/18/110/n1375320032_9716.jpgShe refused your request for a threesome wherein she got to be the man?

NOTKyle
02-26-2009, 07:43 PM
I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 10 ft breadstick.

RedBEARD
02-26-2009, 07:46 PM
Details, son, details.

hatepoppy
02-26-2009, 07:48 PM
Did you know your pupils are on an level plane, and the rest of your face is slanted? Yeah, that's fucked.
it's weird, i know, but you can move your eyseballz around and stuff.

Jericho
02-26-2009, 07:50 PM
it's weird, i know, but you can move your eyseballz around and stuff.
*eyeballs

Archetype
02-26-2009, 07:52 PM
it's weird, i know, but you can move your eyseballz around and stuff.
Can you move your eyeballs separately? I can't.

NOTKyle
02-26-2009, 07:53 PM
All white people can.

hatepoppy
02-26-2009, 07:53 PM
i can, totally. ill fuck ur shit up.

Archetype
02-26-2009, 09:08 PM
This wasn't supposed to be so gay, but shit if my lips aren't cracked. Was intended to be a showcase of my ridiculous goatee.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/beans.jpg

Jericho
02-26-2009, 09:17 PM
Sweet members only jacket

Archetype
02-26-2009, 09:57 PM
Yeah it is, Biker jackets for people who don't bike (at least my cousin owns a Harley shop, that's close)!

}{arlequin
02-26-2009, 11:22 PM
This wasn't supposed to be so gay, but shit if my lips aren't cracked. Was intended to be a showcase of my ridiculous goatee.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/beans.jpg
i've been giving you the benefit of the doubt for now, but......... being an artist and all... PLUS that look... i'm not really sure you're not gay

}{arlequin
02-26-2009, 11:23 PM
^regardless.... i still appreciate your art





<3

Archetype
02-26-2009, 11:27 PM
Ouch.


I do like teh goils.



But ouch.

6655321
02-27-2009, 12:02 AM
This one's for the ladies.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2462/134/80/1350810401/n1350810401_30397565_7485087.jpg

i'm gonna pinch the ever living shit outta those cheeks.

queer, <3.

}{arlequin
02-27-2009, 12:05 AM
i'm gonna pinch the ever living shit outta those cheeks.

queer, <3.
he's smuggling ping pongs!!

6655321
02-27-2009, 12:06 AM
he's smuggling ping pongs!!

a.k.a. - my balls.

zaphrodesiac
02-27-2009, 12:06 AM
This one's for the ladies.

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2462/134/80/1350810401/n1350810401_30397565_7485087.jpg

Its like John Mayer fucked Jay Leno!

jemeske
02-27-2009, 12:06 AM
I can't decide if Kyle is a less gay or more gay Jake Gyllenhaal.

Probably more.

It's usually more.

}{arlequin
02-27-2009, 12:07 AM
that's a sweet grey polo shirt

6655321
02-27-2009, 12:10 AM
I can't decide if Kyle is a less gay or more gay Jake Gyllenhaal.

Probably more.

It's usually more.

more gay, but in a good way.

jemeske
02-27-2009, 12:11 AM
As in, he'll decorate your apartment for you?

6655321
02-27-2009, 12:13 AM
As in, he'll decorate your apartment for you?

i sure hope so, my place has been needing a little anti-social flare.

}{arlequin
02-27-2009, 12:14 AM
As in, he'll decorate your apartment for you?
if i had a ghey best friend, i'd rather he redirect all the poon heading his way towards me. that is all. just sayin'...

6655321
02-27-2009, 12:15 AM
if i had a ghey best friend, i'd rather he redirect all the poon heading his way towards me. that is all. just sayin'...

by poon do you mean man-ass?

}{arlequin
02-27-2009, 12:16 AM
by poon do you mean man-ass?
as long as i don't see any dingleberries i'm able to 'pretend'

Archetype
02-27-2009, 12:19 AM
Its like John Mayer fucked Jay Leno!
OK, I've been told I look like John Mayer, so this is so fucking weird.


Objectively tho, six does look like Mayer fucked Leno.


EDIT: Wait, Kyle. Kyle looks like Mayer, I am not this drunk I swear

6655321
02-27-2009, 12:26 AM
OK, I've been told I look like John Mayer, so this is so fucking weird.


Objectively tho, six does look like Mayer fucked Leno.


EDIT: Wait, Kyle. Kyle looks like Mayer, I am not this drunk I swear

i thought you sounded a little F-ed up.

Archetype
02-27-2009, 12:35 AM
i thought you sounded a little F-ed up.
Fuck you. I'm Wolverine. RAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH BERSERKER RAGE!!!!!

mongo
02-27-2009, 01:51 AM
seriously, the views from my new appt are amazing. who wants to fuck? huh?

http://i39.tinypic.com/4sbsq8.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/25hq1oh.jpg

Archetype
02-27-2009, 01:57 AM
seriously, the views from my new appt are amazing. who wants to fuck? huh?

http://i39.tinypic.com/4sbsq8.jpg

http://i39.tinypic.com/25hq1oh.jpg

JK?

mongo
02-27-2009, 01:58 AM
i'll j(f)k your face.

Blue
02-27-2009, 02:01 AM
I bet the sunrise over the industrial complex gets the girls wet.

mongo
02-27-2009, 02:04 AM
the one warehouse near me is a "floral outlet". everything else is residential. so fuck off *****.

Archetype
02-27-2009, 02:06 AM
the one warehouse near me is a "floral outlet". everything else is residential. so fuck off *****.
Doesn't explain the cranes.

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-27-2009, 02:13 AM
Since I'm a primadonna I didn't want my sexy getting lost in the shuffle.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/th_Movie2.jpg (http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/?action=view&current=Movie2.flv)

Trident
02-27-2009, 02:19 AM
Mongo lives on the wrong side of the tracks.

Blue
02-27-2009, 02:29 AM
Mongo lives on the wrong side of the tracks.

The "dark" side of town.

jemeske
02-27-2009, 04:27 PM
Since I'm a primadonna I didn't want my sexy getting lost in the shuffle.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/th_Movie2.jpg (http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/?action=view&current=Movie2.flv)
The palm tree wallpaper border says, "I'm ready to party," while the pre-mixed roofie colada hints, "you won't remember why all of your orifices hurt in the morning."

Angry Ass Messican Dude
02-27-2009, 05:28 PM
I exude class and rape sandwiches.

Da Raider
02-27-2009, 05:39 PM
I exude class and rape sandwiches.

ass and gape handwiches? sounds delish.

UNC
02-28-2009, 03:59 PM
I'm so tired

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090228.jpg

Phil Theehor
02-28-2009, 04:02 PM
You look ready to puke, boss.

UNC
02-28-2009, 04:09 PM
I've drank 4 full throttles and taken 4 vivarin

I am wired as a mutha fucka....but the crash is coming