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[Face]

Yeah, the borg queen went against a lot of precedence. Voyager tried to cover for it a little, but still I will give you that point. I just think it had the best acting of all the films. Alfre Woodard, James Cromwell (though all of his parts were le snooze), Alice Krige, and no members of the cast of 7th Heaven. Plus the Picard/Data story in FC was much better than the equivalent in Nemesis.
agree to disagree I guess

and never mention voyager in my presence again, that show was a fucking abortion from minute one

[jemeske]

Sometimes I'm ashamed of this place. This is one of those times.Because of how awesome we are making this thread? That doesn't make sense.

[Pax Britannia]

Someone needs to post a picture of an ugly latino chick with weight problems to appease Pizz.

[Face]

since this has effectively turned into the Star Trek thread for the time being, I'm gonna get something off my chest

Why is Riker such a horrible battlefield commander? Almost every time he took the Enterprise into battle, he fucked it up!

Example 1: 6th season episode Rascals, Picard & a handful of others are turned into kids, Riker takes command. Ship gets ambushed by 2 birds of prey, flown by fucking ferengi, and loses... seriously? This is a Galaxy class starship, it has 12 phaser banks, and 3 photon torpedo tubes, it is in essence the Federation's best warship and it lost to 2 worn out old Klingon ships? Fuck that!

Example 2: Generations, the Duras sisters find out Enterprise's shield frequency and are able to fire through them. Okay, change shield frequencies, they've done it against the borg countless times, it should be standard procedure! but no, he just sits there, tells worf to fire back ONE TIME, before giving up on a counterattack in favour of some absurd plan to remotely trigger the cloaking device. After dispatching the bird of prey in the most absurd manner possible, and finding out that the warp core is about to breach, what does he do? He orders the ship to seperate and abandon the engineering section, rather than ejecting the warp core

I could go on, but my brain hurts

[Pax Britannia]

Ok Face brace yourself, what i'm about to say will seem incredibly condescending: Star Trek isnt real life even though it pretends to be. Sometimes ridiculous shit happens to fit the storyline, deal with it.

[Face]

yes but can they not just write the story in a way that makes sense, rather than having absurd things happen for absurd reasons and making us have to stretch the boundaries of belief?

[jemeske]

Riker was just eye candy for the ladies (a huge trek demo, to be sure). Plus, everything from Generations needs to be discounted.

[Pax Britannia]

yes but can they not just write the story in a way that makes sense, rather than having absurd things happen for absurd reasons and making us have to stretch the boundaries of belief?

They could yes, but being a sci-fi show its also possible to make up retarded shit and pass it off as possible purely for entertainment purposes.

I love TUC but didnt you think it was retarded how the Enterprise only took a few hits from the Bird of Prey before losing it's shields? In an actual battle with fleets of ships she would be lost within minutes with that kind of shielding. Sometimes the rules have to be bent to make things more dramatic.

[Face]

RULEZ R MENT 2 B FOLLOED!!!

[Archangel]

Impstar Deuce > all of your silly Federation saucer thingies.

[}{arlequin]

The last 10+ posts should be moved to the Nerds Thread.
+1

[Archangel]

Quiet, you.


Also, love the new title.

[The Dude]

*pats self on back*

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

A dog that kept staring at me.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/IMG_0038.jpg

My driveway.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/IMG_0045.jpg

The Avenged Sevenfold concert. We were front and center but my buddy had to pee and couldn't ghet back to me, so I had to go back to him.

A cool backdrop.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/IMG_0053.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/IMG_0059.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/IMG_0061.jpg

Most badass backdrop ever.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/IMG_0064.jpg

[Jericho]

good times,bud

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Oh fuck yeah. Kentucky girls got some big ass titties too.

[Jericho]

Dem corn fed bitches are where it's at. Chicks are mongo's type out here

[mongo]

your driveway looks like a good place for rape.

[Mustard]

Did somebody say rape?

[Frito]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/PaulinSaudi/Parrot%20Stuff/DSCF0155.jpg

I am in the center.

[Hanover Fist]

The pair of cranes that stay at our lake every year came back this week. There should be a baby crane soon. They aren't going to like it tomorrow though, it's supposed to freezing rain tonight and snow most of tomorrow.



http://img251.imagevenue.com/loc10/th_59751_cranes_001_122_10lo.jpg (http://img251.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59751_cranes_001_122_10lo.jpg)http://img134.imagevenue.com/loc1185/th_59754_cranes_002_122_1185lo.jpg (http://img134.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59754_cranes_002_122_1185lo.jpg)http ://img41.imagevenue.com/loc572/th_59764_cranes_003_122_572lo.jpg (http://img41.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59764_cranes_003_122_572lo.jpg)

[Kerjack]

Brother in law gave be a quick lesson in painting with spray paint in San Fransisco.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/JakesSanFranPlanets.jpg

[Trident]

That's ummm... nice?

[mongo]

that shits had better be painted on the side of a van.

[Kerjack]

meh

[Trident]

that shits had better be painted by Terri Schiavo

[WigglingWii]

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2618/217/5/7958605/n7958605_50865813_8275823.jpg

With Lisa Hannigan and my best gf


http://photos-f.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2618/217/5/7958605/n7958605_50903517_4304451.jpg

a tranny down on 6th street

[Jericho]

That guy got to touch you and you won't give us a shot?

[Bizz]

Which one is the tranny?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I hate to be a fag but that purple dress es no bueno.

[WigglingWii]

I hate to be a fag but that purple dress es no bueno.

I know. I know.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Messsican!

[BIG PIZZLE]

Did you just call me a fag, slut?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You are kind of a fag slut.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Your mother is a fag slut.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Your mother blows me on Tuesday afternoons.

[Trident]

Ohhh, what time? I'm the 2.30pm appointment.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

12:15

[Blue]

Wii could suck my cock without having to bend down.

[Trident]

Wii could suck my cock without having to bend down.

Google language translation from Australian English to International English:

Wii is a lovely girl and I'd like to spend more time with her

[Blue]

I'm 6'5". Wii is 4'2", and I can rest my beer on her head while getting head while we are both standing up.[/translate]

[Face]

Whoever decided to give the Enterprise-D so many windows is an asshole

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-D/windows01.jpg


http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-D/th_windows02.jpg (http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-D/?action=view&current=windows02.jpg) http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-D/th_windows03.jpg (http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-D/?action=view&current=windows03.jpg) http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-D/th_windows04.jpg (http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-D/?action=view&current=windows04.jpg) http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-D/th_windows05.jpg (http://s93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/NCC-1701-D/?action=view&current=windows05.jpg)

took me 3 damned hours to paint all those fuckers

[Jericho]

These are the choices that you make, Sammy

[Face]

These are the choices that you make, Sammy
it may have been monstrously annoying but its worth it

[fuldstændigamok]

You have an humongous collections of model's pics. Pretty impressive, really.

[Pax Britannia]

The Federation ship designers never got the "screen door on a battleship" joke.

[jemeske]

That attention to detail is going to land you soooo many chicks down the road.

[Face]

You have an humongous collections of model's pics. Pretty impressive, really.
my photobucket has close to 2000 photos of models I've built

[Jericho]

my photobucket has close to 2000 photos of models I've built
Dude...

[fuldstændigamok]

my photobucket has close to 2000 photos of models I've built

Yeah, I kinda figured that out during the last ten minutes. Lisa is kinda cute BTW.

[mongo]

i'm not gonna lie, in that purple dress, wii looks fugs.

[WigglingWii]

i'm not gonna lie, in that purple dress, wii looks fugs.


I'm throwing that dress away damn it!

[mongo]

you should throw that pic away too.

[Pax Britannia]

I'm throwing that dress away damn it!

Come on. Your prettier than that.

[Syndicate]

Looks like Wii is putting on some weight.

[WigglingWii]

Looks like Wii is putting on some weight.


More cushin' for the lovin', right?

[mongo]

preggo alert!

[Archangel]

More cushin' for the lovin', right?

By the way, tell Lisa Hannigan that Damien Rice sucks balls without her around.

[Syndicate]

More cushin' for the lovin', right?

Yeah, I'd still hit it like 30 times. What you doing later? I love you... Marry Me?

[WigglingWii]

preggo alert!

Don't go there!

Yeah, I'd still hit it like 30 times. What you doing later? I love you... Marry Me?

Come on over!

[vasili denisov]

I had to walk through a page of dress talk and a star trek model to see an asian girl. That's more of a sacrifice made than anything I've done for my real world, occasionally sexual, relationship.

[mongo]

well, if you guys need to reach me, this is where i'll be on the 14th.

http://i39.tinypic.com/idi3d0.jpg

[Archangel]

Under the shadow thrown by a huge middle finger?

[mongo]

you know what they say about guys with big hands...


big gloves

[Blue]

well, if you guys need to reach me, this is where i'll be on the 14th.



Weren't you supposed to be going to Japan?

[mongo]

i was going to go to taiwan, that's been postponed until summer. couldn't get time off school.

[Frito]

Count the bloodhounds:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/PaulinSaudi/IMG_2870.jpg

[Limp]

Bloodhound BJ?

HAWT!

[NOTKyle]

Who the hell is frito and why is he pretending not to <3 the blood hound blood rape.

[mongo]

Count the bloodhounds:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/PaulinSaudi/IMG_2870.jpg

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a275/PaulinSaudi/Parrot%20Stuff/DSCF0155.jpg

I am in the center.

frito loves him some animals.

[WET HOT MESS]

zew feeleeya

[Hoser]

well, if you guys need to reach me, this is where i'll be on the 14th.

http://i39.tinypic.com/idi3d0.jpg

That looks like somewhere I wouldn't pay more then $10 to be.

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090401.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

Thems some gayish glasses.

[Stax]

More cushin' for the lovin', right?

I would do all sorts of things to your stuff.

[Pax Britannia]

Thems some gayish glasses.

Your quick fingers beat me again.

heheheh.

[UNC]

Gayish?

That's like saying "Could you please suck my cock a little less gayish?"

Okay...it's nothing like that.

[WET HOT MESS]

It seems like you walked into Mongo's collection of thick rimmed glasses and decided to take one for yourself.

[UNC]

When we started dating, we both automatically doubled our wardrobe.

[Archangel]

I would do all sorts of things to your stuff.

You wouldn't even know what to do once you got her naked...

[WET HOT MESS]

When we started dating, we both automatically doubled our wardrobe.Are you gunna make him wear dresses and shit?

[}{arlequin]

I hate to be a fag but that purple dress es no bueno.
it looks more like a body hugging t-shirt. which would be cool if it was white instead

[UNC]

Are you gunna make him wear dresses and shit?


Make him?

No.

[WET HOT MESS]

Ewwwie Mongo in a teddy. ahhhhhhh!

[mongo]

what one of your daughters owns those specs?

[UNC]

Yah. the 17 year old

[ruffdog]

frito freaks me out

[Face]

you freak me out

[mongo]

http://i39.tinypic.com/juxph0.jpg

been porking one of these 3 bitches.

and no, it's not hte ******.

[Datači]

Is it the dude on the right? Btw, the left one has some style. Reminds me of delboy and his jewelry
http://www.fakefaces.co.uk/images/lookalikes/fullsize/444-DELBOYakaSteveRooney.JPG

[}{arlequin]

the ridiculous style notwithstanding, i hope it's the one on the left

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://i39.tinypic.com/juxph0.jpg

been porking one of these 3 bitches.

and no, it's not hte ******.

Those are the types of women that you're gonna be stuck with until you decide to eat meat again.

[Stax]

One on the left is nice. One on the right is...

[BIG PIZZLE]

Chunky glasses will make a monkey look sexy.

[jemeske]

the ridiculous style notwithstanding, i hope it's the one on the left
Since he did not specify, there is no way it is the best looking one (relative).

[Datači]

The black dude is the hottest person in that pic.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Is that Dwayne Wade?

[jemeske]

It's Walt.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Disney? ***** is you crazy?

[WigglingWii]

It's Walt.

Lost?

[Titus_Pullo]

WALT!



WALT!


THAT'S MY SON, AND I'M NOT LEAVING TILL I GET HIM BACK!


WALT!




WALT!

[The Dude]

Gus and I smoked a lot of doobies on Sunday:

http://i44.tinypic.com/rk362b.jpg

http://i43.tinypic.com/mackn6.jpg

http://i42.tinypic.com/15gpe68.jpg

[Archangel]

Now I know who stole my white tennis socks.

[Pax Britannia]

Now I know who stole my white tennis socks.

And you thought it was the fashion police.

[Archangel]

White tennis socks are perfectly okay to lounge around the flat in, damnit.

[Limp]

Stop calling them tennis sock ya bunch of Eurogays!

[medlar]

white Tennis sock also show how dirty your floors are.

I hope you plan to recycle those roaches.

Your dog is awesome..part boxer?

I have a seven mnth old boxerXredheeler and he looks pretty much like your dog.

[The Dude]

mastiff, rhodesian ridgeback, and pitt mix

there's only two of those i'd do anything more with, most of them are down to the filter. they all started off as king size(110 mm) though

[UNC]

http://img138.imagevenue.com/loc89/th_98184_Snapshot_20090408_122_89lo.jpg (http://img138.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=98184_Snapshot_20090408_122_89lo.jpg )

[Will-Kill]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/95/l_824ad45996674ead8174343e0bd78cf8.jpg

[Hoser]

Based on the last few posts
will kill>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>UNC

[Archangel]

He looks like a Mexican-Pakistani mutt.

[Hoser]

There is someone who he is identical to, I just can't put my finger on it.


He also has a bit of Russell Peters in him.

[Archangel]

Kumar?

[Jericho]

I said he looked sorta like JT

[mongo]

runners feet are the nasty.

http://i44.tinypic.com/wa0va9.jpg

[}{arlequin]

neg!

[mxlplkt]

You really toed him!

[Tar Heel]

That's a nasty fucking foot. Put some socks on them nasty dogs.

[Alcestis]

mongo, perdicure are okay for men. Especically because you run.

[mongo]

i ain't no fag, woman!

[STDSkillz]

Decided to get a bit of a haircut:

Before:

http://img4.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/3746/37463246c7ba3fde152ec3c41b2b56716bd239b.jpg

http://img6.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/3746/374634669b2270641a1150dec3098bcb47e0516.jpg

After:
http://img8.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/3746/374634803fe7aaa05645a9f397b38ab71087a7b.jpg

I hate my hair buzzed for about two weeks, then it starts looking good. Oh well.

[Face]

I can't decide which way makes you look crazier

[Archetype]

I find it funny that your hair still has a part in the middle.

[Mr. Brown]

http://i41.tinypic.com/f36mo4.jpg

[STDSkillz]

You are the chocolate to my vanilla.

[Archetype]

More like Mr. X

[UNC]

Trying to look hardcore. This fucker would get shot in my neighborhood. I bet you sound white when you talk.

[mongo]

http://i41.tinypic.com/f36mo4.jpg

so what one of those houses did you loot?

[Archetype]

I love this shirt

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/DSC_0050.jpg

http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/won-rev-big.gif

[Mr. Brown]

so what one of those houses did you loot?
lol I was there looking at buying one of the townhouses

[Spanky]

Before the photo was edited:


http://i39.tinypic.com/11i1h83.gif

[}{arlequin]

Decided to get a bit of a haircut:

I hate my hair buzzed for about two weeks, then it starts looking good. Oh well.
i feel like i just went through a kurt kobain spotting. got shotgun?

[STDSkillz]

Just pistols :(

[Bizz]

i feel like i just went through a kurt kobain spotting. got shotgun?

His hair was like that because he had dandruff. They knew because the night they found him after he committed suicide, they found his Head and Shoulders on the table.

[STDSkillz]

http://thefurtiveglance.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rim-shot-johnny-utah.jpg

[}{arlequin]

Decided to get a bit of a haircut:

Before:

http://img4.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/3746/37463246c7ba3fde152ec3c41b2b56716bd239b.jpg

am i getting this right? is that an air freshener AND a deck of cards??? oddest combo i've seen in a while.

[STDSkillz]

Yeah, played some King's Cup last weekend. And we have a really small living room. Table was full, so I stored the cards on top of the TV.

[Bizz]

And the cards smell funny.

[STDSkillz]

Now they smell like beer and rainforest.

[Archangel]

Wow, somebody has a dodgier TV set than myself.

[Archetype]

Wow, somebody has a dodgier TV set than myself.
i hart u

[Archangel]

Any particular reason?



Other than my general awesomitude, obviously.

[STDSkillz]

Wow, somebody has a dodgier TV set than myself.
Well, it's not mine, but the one I have at home isn't much better. But hey, we got Tivo, it gets the job done. The room is so small, it appears big.

[Archetype]

What is this, faggotry for gays?

[mongo]

std looks way the fuck better w/ short hair. /fag

[STDSkillz]

std looks way the fuck better w/ short hair. /fag
You're so good to me, baby girl. BTW, did you ever get that AIDS off of your head? I was scared I was going to find a bunch of mongo aids all over my head after I shaved all the hair off.

[mongo]

yes. it's going away rapidly. i went to the dermatologist and they gave me some special shampoo, now it's almost all gone. it was due to me having dry skin, it cracking in the cold winter months, and then my long hair holding sweat/bacteria/nasty up against the open sores for days on end. now that the head is shaved, things are all good.

[STDSkillz]

Good to hear, because that ... that was nasty.

[mongo]

i thought it was awesome. chicks dig head scabs.

[Billy]

That might be grosser than the open sores on your dick that you showed me

[mongo]

did you see the pic? it was a little nappy.

[STDSkillz]

showed me = put inside my butt, right?

[mongo]

is it teh aidz!?

http://i42.tinypic.com/2zhnjwh.jpg

[mongo]

nom, nom, nom!!!

[STDSkillz]

barf

[Billy]

I like your polkadot sundress though, Tim

[Face]

I just found this in my closet

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/jersey.jpg

Sports Trevor Linden's #16, circa 1995, my dad bought it for me at a game we went to that year against the Winnipeg Jets... Vancouver lost... fuckers

[BIG PIZZLE]

Cool jersey. Does it fit?

[Shannon!MD!!!]

I am super bitter towards hockey these days.

[Face]

Cool jersey. Does it fit?
it did when I was 15

[BIG PIZZLE]

I find that hard to believe.

[STDSkillz]

Damn thing looks pristine. Guessing you didn't wear it much?

[Face]

I find that hard to believe.
fine, be that way mr skeptic!

[BIG PIZZLE]

I am super bitter towards hockey these days.

I find it hard to believe that you're anything but sweet as pie.

[Face]

Damn thing looks pristine. Guessing you didn't wear it much?
only a handful of times, its been in a closet for as long as I can remember

[BIG PIZZLE]

OH yeah! PIZZLE's still got it.

[29a]

only a handful of times, its been in a closet for as long as I can remember

Want to sell it?

[Face]

Want to sell it?
fuck no

...

how much?

[29a]

What size? Looks like a Linden, right?

[Face]

What size? Looks like a Linden, right?
it's an XL, it has the 25th anniversary patch on the one breast and the C on the other, with Linden's name and number on the back

and no, I'm not really gonna sell it

[dick_darlington]

What size? Looks like a Linden, right?

it has to be linden, who else was captain in the past years besides him with that logo??

[29a]

and no, I'm not really gonna sell it

Oh.

[dick_darlington]

it's an XL, it has the 25th anniversary patch on the one breast and the C on the other, with Linden's name and number on the back

and no, I'm not really gonna sell it
so, you're just gonna let your jersey rot in the closet? you can't let it share the glory with your models by your tv?

[BIG PIZZLE]

it has to be linden, who else was captain in the past years besides him with that logo??

Joe Romanowski.

[Face]

so, you're just gonna let your jersey rot in the closet? you can't let it share the glory with your models by your tv?
its hanging on my fucking wall, didn't you look at the picture, numbnuts?

[BIG PIZZLE]

so, you're just gonna let your jersey rot in the closet? you can't let it share the glory with your models by your tv?

That's something that's more cool to have than cool to wear.

[dick_darlington]

its hanging on my fucking wall, didn't you look at the picture, numbnuts?
you said you found it in your closet. so, it's safe to assume that you either put the jersey back in the closet or let it stay on the wall because you are lazy.

blow me.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I think you wanna be in the closet with Face.

[dick_darlington]

I think you wanna be in the closet with Face.
ok, you got me.

[Face]

you said you found it in your closet. so, it's safe to assume that you either put the jersey back in the closet or let it stay on the wall because you are lazy.

blow me.
perhaps I should have been more specific, I found it at my parents house in my old closet while digging around, I brought it home and hung it on my wall

PS laziness has nothing to do with it, I hung it on the wall because I wanted to hang it on the wall, it was at that point that I took the picture

[dick_darlington]

perhaps I should have been more specific, I found it at my parents house in my old closet while digging around, I brought it home and hung it on my wall
well, i'm satisfied.

[STDSkillz]

You guys suck. Moar pictures.

[Face]

You guys suck. Moar pictures.
you wanna see the back of it?

[BIG PIZZLE]

My new fridge is really big.

[STDSkillz]

you wanna see the back of it?
If "it" is the jersey, then sure, why not.

[Face]

If "it" is the jersey, then sure, why not.
maybe in a while, can't show my whole hand all at once now, can I

[STDSkillz]

My new fridge is really big.
How much was it?

[BIG PIZZLE]

$1000 or $55 a month for the next 18 months.

[Face]

My new fridge is really big.
how big is really big, how many hookers could you fit in it?

[STDSkillz]

$1000 or $55 a month for the next 18 months.
I'm confused as to why the monthly payment option is less than that of the lump sum.

[Face]

I'm confused as to why the monthly payment option is less than that of the lump sum.
there's probably a down payment in there somewhere

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'm confused as to why the monthly payment option is less than that of the lump sum.

Ok mathboy, it cost $999.99, which means I actually pay 55.555 a month.

[BIG PIZZLE]

how big is really big, how many hookers could you fit in it?

2 and maybe 3.5 if I chop them up.

[STDSkillz]

Ok mathboy, it cost $999.99, which means I actually pay 55.555 a month.
Oh. So no interest?

[BIG PIZZLE]

0 interest 0 down for 18 months. But if you dont pay it off after 18 months, you eat shit.

[STDSkillz]

That's a damn good deal. Yeah, I bet if you don't pay it off after 18 months, you get like 30% or some bullshit like that.

[STDSkillz]

Plus if we assume that the normal interest rate is like 8% compounded monthly, you're actually only paying like $930.01 for it. SWEET.

[Archetype]

That's a damn good deal. Yeah, I bet if you don't pay it off after 18 months, you get like 30% or some bullshit like that.
Are there Vegas odds for that?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I got a dishwasher too. I'm probably gonna get my t.v. from there if I can get the same payment plan.

[STDSkillz]

Are there Vegas odds for that?
Why? Looking to make some money? Beat the spread? Feeling lucky?

[Archetype]

Um, yes?

[STDSkillz]

I'm sorry, but I don't think there are.

[Archetype]

Cock SUCKER

[WigglingWii]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs027.snc1/3148_866422719840_7906626_51441239_95949_n.jpg

Me sitting a field of blue bonnets

[Datači]

That's great, now take that clothes off and take the picture again.

[Morfin]

Dataci, you're such a pig. You should have said, "That's great, now, please, take that clothes off and take the picture again.

[Limp]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs027.snc1/3148_866422719840_7906626_51441239_95949_n.jpg

Me sitting a field of blue bonnets
Is that the field with a big red bard in the back of the pasture?

[Gary_Busey]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs027.snc1/3148_866422719840_7906626_51441239_95949_n.jpg

Me sitting a field of blue bonnets
Perfect setting for a nice, classy hardcore porn movie.

[}{arlequin]

-attend a formal event
-get bored
-step out for another drink
-notice weird shit in the lobby
-instant entertainment


http://www.yoimg.com/i/265556935-49814_nasa_031_122_251lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/265556935-49814_nasa_031_122_251lo.jpg.html)

[Archangel]

Bow ties and nooses go SO well together.

[fuldstændigamok]

Tater will be pissed. Again.

[BIG PIZZLE]

-attend a formal event
-get bored
-step out for another drink
-notice weird shit in the lobby
-instant entertainment


http://www.yoimg.com/i/265556935-49814_nasa_031_122_251lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/265556935-49814_nasa_031_122_251lo.jpg.html)

You clean up pretty.

[ElemenoP]

I agree.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I would have considered shaving though.

[UNC]

fap fap fap

[Alcestis]

I would have considered shaving though.

Oh no. A little shadow is indeed sexy.

[hatepoppy]

no i dont like what you got me hangin froooooooooom

[vasili denisov]

Oh no. A little shadow is indeed sexy.
By that measure, is a lot of shadow really really sexy? Like Independence Day alien ship over the capitol shadow? What if some of today's breakfast can be found in said shadow? Does that add a certain allure?

[Alcestis]

By that measure, is a lot of shadow really really sexy? Like Independence Day alien ship over the capitol shadow? What if some of today's breakfast can be found in said shadow? Does that add a certain allure?

For you...yes. Anyone else, call in the Navy SEALS.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Oh no. A little shadow is indeed sexy.

I was actually talkning about shaving balls.

[Stax]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs027.snc1/3148_866422719840_7906626_51441239_95949_n.jpg

Me sitting a field of blue bonnets

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcats-funny-picture-baby-i-love-you.jpg

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090413_5.jpg

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

This is why pyp exists.


So creepy old fucks can beat off to chicks they couldn't score irl?

[UNC]

I could hit that irl

[UNC]

Maybe not her...because she prolly thinks I'm a creep....but I can come acroos decent in the short term.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

So the old creepy ladies can beat off.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo20.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo40.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo34.jpg

[Hoser]

right click, save-as.

[Rafczy]

If you stop flexing so much you wont make such goofy faces.

[Summer]

he does have nice tits though.

[NOTKyle]

I just fapped to the shoulders alone.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Make funny faces.

Like a boss.

Promote Synergy!

Like a boss.

[ruffdog]

Blue Yankee fitted
g-unit sneakers

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I know you are from Canadia, but the Yankees aren't in LA and I'm not a wigger.

:)

[Candycane]

he does have nice tits though.


You ain't lyin.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I have a package deal available if any of you ladies are interested.

[Billy]

Get to work on that Mongo photo, Mikey. Think of it as your contribution to the make-a-wish foundation

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I'm not shaving anyones name into my chest.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Besides, I'm the one who's dying. I should get the titty pictures.

[Billy]

I'll see if we can arrange a trade

[Jericho]

I'm not shaving anyones name into my chest.
I don't know what the gayest thing you've ever done in your life is, but I'm confident that this would top it

[Stax]

So creepy old fucks can beat off to chicks they couldn't score irl?

Hey, hey.

Creepy young fucks too.

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/29888_Snapshot_20090415_7_122_18lo.jpg

[jemeske]

Crash?

[jemeske]

Wait. Wait. Do you belong to a boy band?

[UNC]

I'll be 39 in a few months.

I'm in a man band.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Marky Mark and the faggy bunch. :)

[friendtron450]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/29888_Snapshot_20090415_7_122_18lo.jpg

upZYRQr47l0

[UNC]

How original

[UNC]

This pic from 1986 proves I was dying shit before eminem.

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Picture001-2.jpg