Post Your Picture

[Jericho]

Sorry Marcus, but bleach blond hair looks fucking terrible on you

[jemeske]

There's a difference between dying and doing what you've done.

[UNC]

I am going to beat off to every derogatory comment.

Thanks.

[Jericho]

I can't tell where your hair stops and your yellow skin begins

[UNC]

I'll be tanned next month.

When was the last time your body saw daylight?

[Jericho]

This morning

[UNC]

You are whiter than Conan O'Brien

[Jericho]

I'm also a redhead, dumbass

[UNC]

Born retarded?

Don't call me a dumbass.

It's like Face calling someone fat

[WET HOT MESS]

Red is the new black.

[Will-Kill]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/GPonce/DSC02622.jpg

Knotts Berry Farm is very uptight with cameras on rides...

[WET HOT MESS]

I dunno if you're a telemarketer or a landscaper.

[Jericho]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/GPonce/DSC02622.jpg

Knotts Berry Farm is very uptight with cameras on rides...
Do they still have Montezuma's Revenge? That ride scared the piss out of me when I was little

[UNC]

Can we post every thought that occurs to us?

[Will-Kill]

Yea its still there....Xcelerator will make any man scream like a bitch....0-80mph in a instant.

Ghost Rider is fun...fast and lengthy ride....only problem is the track is made out of wood so it shakes and vibrates alot.

[WET HOT MESS]

Damnit.

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/GPonce/DSC02622.jpg

Knotts Berry Farm is very uptight with cameras on rides...

Someone has pooped on your neck.

[UNC]

Atleast he knows it's not 1978...no matter how much of a happy day it was.

[Kerjack]

Hotel Sexiness

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Hotel_tard.jpg

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Hotel_tard_2.jpg

[UNC]

Only movie stars and fags wear shades indoors...and I have never seen you on TV

[Kerjack]

I agree, except add 'wear shades period'. Shades make everyone look pompous, but I got tired of furrowing my brow on the strip so picked some up. If I wear shades I prefer Aviators for a maximum awesome to pompous ratio.

[Yelram]

Only movie stars and fags wear shades indoors...and I have never seen you on TV

He needs them for the flash.

[Kerjack]

Only movie stars and fags wear shades indoors...and I have never seen you on TV

This pic from 1986 proves I was dying shit before eminem.

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Picture001-2.jpg


hehe

[UNC]

I was a fag back then

[mongo]

iphone cameras suck, but for what it's worth, this was griffey jr's first at bat back in seattle yesterday. the crowd gave a standing o that lasted forever. also, my seats pwn.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2v826mr.jpg

[Jericho]

Yeah they do. Imma visit

[UNC]

Wow, they had a ballgame at that place that sells hot dogs today

[Face]

Yea its still there....Xcelerator will make any man scream like a bitch....0-80mph in a instant.

Ghost Rider is fun...fast and lengthy ride....only problem is the track is made out of wood so it shakes and vibrates alot.
that's a problem? Fuck that, those are the best types of coasters

[29a]

iphone cameras suck, but for what it's worth, this was griffey jr's first at bat back in seattle yesterday. the crowd gave a standing o that lasted forever. also, my seats pwn.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2v826mr.jpg

Those are some pretty tasty seats. I was watching that game last night and was wondering why they opened the roof at 8pm... and wasn't it supposed to snow in that area yesterday?

[mongo]

the game started at 4pm. it was a sunny day. and yes, it was supposed to snow. however, the mariners never close the roof until the weather actually starts being shitty. it only takes 12 minutes to close, so until something falls from the sky, it stays open.

[29a]

That's weird... I was watching the game at 11pm.

[Hoser]

the game started at 4pm. it was a sunny day. and yes, it was supposed to snow. however, the mariners never close the roof until the weather actually starts being shitty. it only takes 12 minutes to close, so until something falls from the sky, it stays open.

Ours take 29, stupid skydome/rogers center.

[29a]

I think it's only 20 minutes.

[Will-Kill]

that's a problem? Fuck that, those are the best types of coasters

As long as your willing to deal with back and neck pain then its well worth it.

[hatepoppy]

i didn kno gote was in indy!

taken w my phone about 5 mins ago outside my building. in downmothafuckintown.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2w66tsn.jpg

[6655321]

well you don't see that every day. is that thing hairless?

[hatepoppy]

nah, it was fuzzy, and hollerin.

window was crakced, and they gave him a diaper, what more could he ask for?

[}{arlequin]

in downmothafuckintown.

i would start questioning what you guys over there call 'downtown'

[hatepoppy]

i would start questioning what you guys over there call 'downtown'
it is indeed laughable.

indy's so fuckin cute!

heh chase tower is like 50ish stories! heh i remember seeing it advertised as 'the tallest building in teh midwest, not including chicago or st louis!'

lolcatz.

[Stax]

iphone cameras suck, but for what it's worth, this was griffey jr's first at bat back in seattle yesterday. the crowd gave a standing o that lasted forever. also, my seats pwn.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2v826mr.jpg

I hate you so much. Wanna hang out, maybe whenever the Yankees visit Seattle?

[Tar Heel]

I'll be tanned next month.

When was the last time your body saw daylight?

You look like the real life homer simpson in your profile picture.

[Face]

I just finished this a little while ago

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/MS-14A%20Gelgoog/finished01.jpg

yay me!

[hatepoppy]

wht is it?

[Will-Kill]

I think that's a Gundum.

[Tar Heel]

I don't know but it has a huge black dick.

[halfabubbleoff]

Face, nice one! Been lurking and appreciating the detail in your models for a while, but this one takes the cake. The scorch marks finalize the image.

[UNC]

You look like the real life homer simpson in your profile picture.

pfft...like you wouldn't wanna fuck Marge

[Tar Heel]

if marge let me put it in her ass, I'd totally tap it.

[hatepoppy]

i srsly woulda fucked marge silly when i was a child, and still entertained by the simpsons.

[UNC]

Lube it up with margerine and park8 inches in her butter

[Jericho]

I'd fuck Ms. Krabappel. She's desperate and always horny

[UNC]

Speaking of sitcom moms...I would so fuck debra jo rupp

[jemeske]

I've met her. Actually way younger, better looking in person. Whereas the guy who played her husband, who I've also met, looks like he'll be dead in a few weeks--tons of old people spots.

Edit: Kurtwood Smith.

[UNC]

Kurtwood Smith will live forever, dumbass

[Tar Heel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/tarheel2k5/HomerMarcus.jpg

[UNC]

seamless

[Jericho]

That's glorious

[Face]

I think that's a Gundum.
its a gelgoog actually

[Face]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/tarheel2k5/HomerMarcus.jpg
spooky

[Jericho]

its a gelgoog actually
That would explain his googleg

[Face]

no not really

[Jericho]

How would you explain his googleg?

[Face]

it defies explanation

[Jericho]

Say googleg out loud. It makes me laff

[hatepoppy]

r d r r

[WET HOT MESS]

googly!


I feel I'm speaking downs baby talk.

[Face]

Say googleg out loud. It makes me laffmake me

[Jericho]

I wish I were Phly Phillip

[Face]

googly!


I feel I'm speaking downs baby talk.
great googly moogly!

[29a]

great googly moogly!

Who are the Chefs?

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=the+chiefs&aq=f&oq=

You're welcome.

[Octo3.14]

is it ok if i get some icecream?

[Kerjack]

TIME FOR SOME SERIOUS SCOOTING!

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/img027.jpg

[Skybase]

Did you SERIOUSLY just grab my junk?

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff3/mtskybase/img024.jpg

[Skybase]

...I'm not saying I didn't like it...

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff3/mtskybase/img023.jpg

[Kerjack]

And the pictures are only going to get gayer as the summer drags on...

[STDSkillz]

MY EYES.

[Skybase]

Did someone say. . . . GAY?

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff3/mtskybase/img071.jpg

[Jericho]

mongo is going to be so fucking happy

[Skybase]

mongo is going to be so fucking happy

Fucking Mongo.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff3/mtskybase/img021.jpg

[STDSkillz]

I mean, I'm a pretty weird guy. But jesus.

[Skybase]

Jesus, you say? Yes I am!

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff3/mtskybase/img022.jpg

[Kerjack]

Call me Neo.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Hotel_tard_2.jpg

[Jericho]

Vespas are all the rage in MT

[Jericho]

Call me Neo.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Hotel_tard_2.jpg
Carson Daly?

[Skybase]

Vespas Kymcos are all the rage in MT


Well, those and sheep.

[STDSkillz]

My father taught me that scooters are for people who can't ride a proper motorcycle.

[Kerjack]

Vespas are all the rage in MT

Only post rhinoplasty.

[Skybase]

Call me. I want you inside of me.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Hotel_tard_2.jpg

Fixed.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Jesus, you say? Yes I am!

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff3/mtskybase/img022.jpg

I hope that's not your primary means of transportation.

[Skybase]

My father taught me that scooters are for people who can't ride a proper motorcycle.

Isn't he the same one that taught you the value of a good lubing of the ol' anus before being penetrated?

[Skybase]

I hope that's not your primary means of transportation.

Only in the summer. 80+ MPG FTW!

[Kerjack]

I mean, I'm a pretty weird guy. But jesus.

This is why I have to make sure I never start drinking with him.

[Skybase]

This is why I have to make sure I never start drinking with him.

I'll spike the semen!

[Kerjack]

Sounds painfull.

[Skybase]

Sounds painfull.

I know you like it cold. Remember the semen-cicles you made last year?

[STDSkillz]

Isn't he the same one that taught you the value of a good lubing of the ol' anus before being penetrated?
My father and I have a perfectly normal relationship in that we have never discussed sexual relations of any kind ever. Ever.

[Skybase]

My father and I have a perfectly normal relationship in that we have never discussed sexual relations of any kind ever. Ever.

ah, a little less talk a lot more action type of relationship eh?

[mongo]

How skybase ever scored pussy is beyond me.

[STDSkillz]

ah, a little less talk a lot more action type of relationship eh?
You're too clever for me.

[Skybase]

How skybase ever scored pussy is beyond me.

I think having both of my eyes on the front of my face has helped.

[STDSkillz]

Ohhh snap.

[mongo]

I think having both of my eyes on the front of my face has helped.

You have tits. Nuff said.

[Jericho]

You have tits. Nuff said.
Then he's safe. Cause you don't fuck things with tits

[Skybase]

You have tits. Nuff said.

True, I may be a cup-size bigger than the little girls you like.

[Mustard]

I think having both of my eyes on the front of my face has helped.
ZING!

[Skybase]

You have tits. Nuff said.

Yeaa...I checked on the trade-off and I think I'll stick with the tits.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff3/mtskybase/SkyMongo.jpg

[mongo]

I hate all you fuckers.

[Kerjack]

Add a knitted cap and gay necklace and I couldn't tell the diff.

[UNC]

http://img45.imagevenue.com/loc935/th_84780_Snapshot_20090417_122_935lo.jpg (http://img45.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=84780_Snapshot_20090417_122_935lo.jp g)

[Tar Heel]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/tarheel2k5/Marcushomer2.jpg

[6655321]

i toootally had an awesome fun day taking pictures of random shit.

a bridge!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/033.jpg
historically accurate african american statue.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/020.jpg
white dude that was reluctantly saved by black guy.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/021.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/023.jpg
wicked comfie shoes.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/054.jpg
monkeying around! j/k!!! yeah they're cargo pants. so what?!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/064.jpg
super big awesome tree.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/084.jpg
an engineering feat.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/093.jpg
some dumbass poem.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/100.jpg
more metal shit.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/101.jpg
oh hai there!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/108.jpg
kewl!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/109.jpg
t.m.n.t. entry way.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/110.jpg
trees and shit.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/112.jpg
look at all that rust!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/117.jpg
omfg! more rust!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/143.jpg
super duper scary civil war hospital!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/119.jpg
currently serving double duty as a crack house
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/123.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/124.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/135.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/137.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/140.jpg
look at that big assed tree!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/144.jpg
there's indians buried in there!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/150-1.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/152.jpg
what's up with these weird ass hieroglyphics?
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/155-1.jpg
again with the symbols.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/156.jpg
entry way to dead peoples!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/167.jpg
TN!!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/183.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/186.jpg
oh, and i got some pussy.
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/179.jpg

[mongo]

where did you learn to climb trees like that? the pacific northwest?

[6655321]

it was a talent i was born with. sadly, i didn't flex my muscles enough so you guys could see how badass i look.

[mongo]

are you wearing clogs you faggot?

[6655321]

chef clogs!

[6655321]

so it's ok.

[mongo]

you cook in a gay bar?

[6655321]

let's not argue over the details.

[Archetype]

Like you making out with the bartender?

[UNC]

mORE FAP Material

http://img185.imagevenue.com/loc596/th_75311_Snapshot_20090418_1_122_596lo.jpg (http://img185.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=75311_Snapshot_20090418_1_122_596lo. jpg)

[Da Raider]

mORE FAP Material

http://img185.imagevenue.com/loc596/th_75311_Snapshot_20090418_1_122_596lo.jpg (http://img185.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=75311_Snapshot_20090418_1_122_596lo. jpg)

"Marcus grimaces as he gets into position to receive his lover's sausage in his chocolate tunnel of lust."

[UNC]

slow down boy.

You'll cum too fast

[Spanky]

you're an idiot

[Datači]

I think this was at Karlov's Castle in Prague.

http://i39.tinypic.com/4zu8bc.jpg

Since Claydon's gone and stuff... Someone's gotta do it.

[Jericho]

Nice. Fucking. Shorts. Faggot.

[Datači]

Hey, thanks :D

[Jericho]

The one in the middle looks like a dwarf, not a child

[Datači]

Yeah, i just noticed that. He's really fucking creepy.

[UNC]

It's mongo!

[medlar]

I think this was at Karlov's Castle in Prague.

http://i39.tinypic.com/4zu8bc.jpg

Since Claydon's gone and stuff... Someone's gotta do it.

Haha those kids are going wtf is this clown? While the dwarf kid looks ready to kick your ass.

[Datači]

I'm not sure what does this mean, but i think it's ''no faggots allowed''

http://i40.tinypic.com/1y6bv6.jpg

[RedBEARD]

I'm not sure what does this mean, but i think it's ''no faggots allowed''

http://i40.tinypic.com/1y6bv6.jpgSo you left the premises, I take it?

[}{arlequin]

super duper scary civil war hospital!
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/119.jpg
currently serving double duty as a crack house
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/123.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/124.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/135.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/137.jpg
http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm228/sixfive532one/140.jpg


you need to get inside that shit.



at night.

[vasili denisov]

Haha those kids are going wtf is this clown? While the dwarf kid looks ready to kick your ass.

I'M A COP, YOU IDIOT!


http://i40.tinypic.com/1y6bv6.jpg
"No solicitations for Hokey Pokey injuries."

[Face]

I just built this

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l76/Face-models/M61A5/assembled01.jpg

yay!

[Jericho]

Great. Now go build me a sandwich

[Titus_Pullo]

WTF? A model without a Warp or Hyperdrive?

[bpb]

Maybe it'll transform into a robot.

[Face]

WTF? A model without a Warp or Hyperdrive?
amazing, I know

[Hoser]

That is so much cooler then the other stuff you build.

[BIG PIZZLE]

amazing, I know

You are many things, but amazing is not one of them.

[Hoser]

I think this was at Karlov's Castle in Prague.

http://i39.tinypic.com/4zu8bc.jpg

Since Claydon's gone and stuff... Someone's gotta do it.

You have some major balls leaving the house looking like that.

[Face]

You are many things, but amazing is not one of them.
bah, what do you know?

[BIG PIZZLE]

I know you're a fat canadian dude that glues toys together.

[Face]

bah

[Tar Heel]

I think this was at Karlov's Castle in Prague.

http://i39.tinypic.com/4zu8bc.jpg

Since Claydon's gone and stuff... Someone's gotta do it.

Roy Orbison's gay brother?

[mongo]

on my walk home from the m's game yesterday i snapped a few of the waterfront. seattle is gorgeous on sunny days.

http://i41.tinypic.com/347dy79.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/25ahria.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/24yreah.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/24drpkw.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/2labpjk.jpg

also, sweet bench.

http://i42.tinypic.com/21j413l.jpg

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090421_1.jpg

[Trident]

I love British tabloid newspapers.

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x278/fforfreddie/21042009075.jpg

[Bizz]

That Boyle chick can really sing.

[Alcestis]

That Boyle chick can really sing.

They were talking about this song on our local 'gossip' morning news, today.

jI2DxkrgpgQ

[Bizz]

Too bad it looks like someone set fire to her face and put it out with a screw driver.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I posted this cause Jericho asked, but the server beleted it.


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/IMG_0080.jpg

[Billy]

What about MY request, MIKEY?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

If you want to put your cock in my dog's pointy sharp toofed mouth go for it.

[BIG PIZZLE]

on my walk home from the m's game yesterday i snapped a few of the waterfront. seattle is gorgeous on sunny days.

</p>Yeah, that looks like longbeach. Big whoop. Seattle is OK. Your girls look like this-->http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_23/11278539203VKTjv.jpghttp://www.plu.edu/%7Ekccr/img/emily-2.jpg

And ours look like this-->http://bp2.blogger.com/_Blx-tn7YyrI/RoqwM4jTOhI/AAAAAAAACOU/GtvwB3neK8s/s400/girlfriend_070107_02.jpghttp://bp3.blogger.com/_Blx-tn7YyrI/RoqwwIjTOjI/AAAAAAAACOk/Bx-_pbhE2Kc/s400/girlfriend_070107_05.jpg

[Billy]

Your girls look like transsexuals with big fake boobs?

[}{arlequin]

no they look like that guy that plays ari gold

[Billy]

does that chick have a harelip?

[Archetype]

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/DSC_0019.jpg
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/DSC_0018.jpghttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/DSC_0035.jpghttp://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u50/jjmckool/DSC_0025.jpg

[Billy]

Drunk-o-vision

[RedBEARD]

Lots of random shit...

Elevator doors are shiny.
http://i42.tinypic.com/2md29lv.jpg

My girlfriend and I were horsing around - she's incredibly ticklish - and somehow she wound up kneeing me in the face, so hard in fact that the bridge of my glasses came back and cut my nose. Truth be told, I thought she broke it and that thing bled pretty good.
http://i44.tinypic.com/es3udv.jpg

Yes, I have a shopping cart. No, I did not steal it, it wound up in my yard totally at random.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2u7223a.jpg

Teenage mutant ninja...Ah, fuck it.
http://i39.tinypic.com/33p6c61.jpg

You know you're staying in a classy hotel when they do this to the TP.
http://i43.tinypic.com/6eqhb6.jpg

Classy folks, the people of this city I find myself in these days...
http://i42.tinypic.com/2iape83.jpg

[Le Goat]

omg red is a 15yo emo photographer and drives a truck

[mongo]

Classy folks, the people of this city I find myself in these days...
http://i42.tinypic.com/2iape83.jpg

wait, wait, wait... i thought goat was moving to chicago?

[System Admin]

http://i40.tinypic.com/mkaov5.jpg

[Le Goat]

wait, wait, wait... i thought goat was moving to chicago?

if it was a 2000+ model truck, it would be me.

[Pox]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2lbi1w4.jpg

I grilled my own crap

[WET HOT MESS]

I thought it was a snake until closer inspection... dude, you that bored?

[Pox]

Its actually a Pretzel. It really looks like a massive turd, though, doesn't it?

[WET HOT MESS]

Yeah, wtf. I'll never look at pretzels the same.

[NOTKyle]

I'll never look at Pox's poop the same.

[TheImpossibleMan]

I'll never look at Pox's poop the same.
As you lie under that glass table, watching his asshole open up, you'll just start to really want a a pretzel.

[NOTKyle]

The only thing that'll change is now I want an unsalted.

[Hodge]

Less gay talk, more man ass.
For the ladies.
http://thumbnails7.imagebam.com/3337/da7d3133367472.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/da7d3133367472)

[Claydon]

http://i43.tinypic.com/25ryszb.jpg

after recovery from pneumonia and the abscess in my throat the missus and I went to wine country for a few days.

have at it you fucking jackals.

[Blue]

Don't you mean whine country you blubbering vagina.

[mongo]

you know who has some fucking hairy/beastly hands?

[Blue]

Bear hands?

[mongo]

i bet they stay warm in the winter!

[Blue]

When he's fisting that thing he married it gets rug burns on its sphincter.

[mongo]

i've heard that the gayz like that.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Dude, you know Rich could delete you for that?

[mongo]

delete me for what? posting a pic of sasquatch and little red riding hood's hands?

[mongo]

even if i was ban'd, i'd just come back as sciencebuff.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Personal shit.... unless claydon posted it before. I don't think he would, but he could under his personal information act he ratified.

[mongo]

fuck it. it's public domain. no different than the shit in random trashy sluts.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I fucked a girl in this carnation of RTS. I'm not saying who though, just because you guys could probably find out her info pretty easy.

[mongo]

rts = random trashy studs?

[Blue]

I fucked a girl in this carnation of RTS. I'm not saying who though, just because you guys could probably find out her info pretty easy.

Mongo, ask you mum if it's true.

[mongo]

your stupid aussie ass said "mum". lulz.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

rts = random trashy studs?


I lied. It's in the emergency horse pictures II thread, and it was rape.

[mongo]

I lied. It's in the emergency horse pictures II thread, and it was rape.

you fucked drdeath? oh snapz!

[Blue]

your stupid aussie ass said "mum". lulz.

You're stupid american fingers typed ass, you arse.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

No, not Kyle. Barbaro, and I raped him so hard he got stress fractures in both his legs. For all intents and purposes, I fucked that horse to death.

[mongo]

i'm busy drinking and wearing my awesome goldeneye shirt.

http://i43.tinypic.com/14kxfya.jpg

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

This isn't going to make any sense, but I banged this girl while I was on the rebound, and she was on the rebound as well, and the guy she had broke up with got mad, and sent me and a bunch of guys a picture of her peeing, not realizing that I was banging her. Now that I'm not banging her I kinda want to post it, but she could possibly find out about it, since a lot of her friends use my computer and several of them have browsed the GMF porn from my laptop. And Shelly would yell at me.

[Bizz]

i'm busy drinking and wearing my awesome goldeneye shirt.

http://i43.tinypic.com/14kxfya.jpg

Niggga your hat is gay.

Nice shirt though.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

When there is a five letter word in big block print on your hat, and your eyes are further apart than the word is long....... IT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME

[Bizz]

E Y E see what you did there.

[mongo]

i'm trying to make myself look as pathetic as possible on the webz in hopes that someday i can score a veterinarian wife.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I see merit in your plan, and I am going to steal your idea.

[Bizz]

It's been done.

[Trident]

you know who has some fucking hairy/beastly hands?



Claydon is the one on the left, yes?

[}{arlequin]

http://www.yoimg.com/i/6820d81b9ef44bc7a95c83f012711829-83477sfmod122153lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/6820d81b9ef44bc7a95c83f012711829-83477sfmod122153lo.jpg.html)

[medlar]

It takes me almost two weeks to actually have something substantial to shave off and an incentive to do so, and then I get yet another ingrown hair, I've had three of em so far over the past two yrs. What is this? A chronic condition?? I need a fast remedy because of course, it is The Worse timing possible, tonight I'm taking the girl I've been ganting over the past three months out to a decent refined dinner (I got a coupon w/ 25$ offlolz) and I've got this friggin crater on my face which compliments the one above the festering wound. I've put some zincofax or some shit on it for the now. Its starting to hurt a bit as well. And it's getting bigger and redder since I took this picture, I'm thinking its time to excavate it.
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/351984/thumbs/crater.jpg_thumb.jpg

the fates are against me, what better way to thwart a teen's potential then landing a zit or other like some kind of bullseye.

[Jericho]

walk of shame?

[mongo]

http://www.yoimg.com/i/6820d81b9ef44bc7a95c83f012711829-83477sfmod122153lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/6820d81b9ef44bc7a95c83f012711829-83477sfmod122153lo.jpg.html)

is that her natural hair color?

[}{arlequin]

no but it sure would be cool if it was

don't mind at all if she mixes it up though

[CTricksterGirl]

http://img179.imagevenue.com/loc344/th_88480_IMG_1047_529_122_344lo.JPG (http://img179.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=88480_IMG_1047_529_122_344lo.JPG)

My pup, sneakin up on the side of me

[The GWD]

Cute dog.

[CTricksterGirl]

Thanks! He is pretty awesome

[}{arlequin]

by 'dog' he meant 'boob'

[29a]

It takes me almost two weeks to actually have something substantial to shave off and an incentive to do so, and then I get yet another ingrown hair, I've had three of em so far over the past two yrs. What is this? A chronic condition?? I need a fast remedy because of course, it is The Worse timing possible, tonight I'm taking the girl I've been ganting over the past three months out to a decent refined dinner (I got a coupon w/ 25$ offlolz) and I've got this friggin crater on my face which compliments the one above the festering wound. I've put some zincofax or some shit on it for the now. Its starting to hurt a bit as well. And it's getting bigger and redder since I took this picture, I'm thinking its time to excavate it.


the fates are against me, what better way to thwart a teen's potential then landing a zit or other like some kind of bullseye.

If you're using a razor (non-mechanical), don't shave upwards (i.e. neck to chin or chin towards the forehead). That causes ingrown hairs.

And you'd be wise to make a self-depreciating joke about it right off the bat if you really like her.

[medlar]

Thanks for that! When it comes to shaving I will always take any advice, it's an amateur show when I do, but in this case it turned out to be a sliver, and that should be a pretty good piece of conversation to start off with since there's no way to cover up the spot it came out of. Or maybe not, since I am incredibly taken with this girl.

[Bizz]

That sliver is the least of your problems when it comes to your face.

[medlar]

Personality overcomes that ftw

[CTricksterGirl]

Me, drunk as hell, and my step-brother at our dad's retirement party
http://img158.imagevenue.com/loc200/th_10661_party_227_122_200lo.jpg (http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=10661_party_227_122_200lo.jpg)

[UNC]

You should probably start taking care of yourself now.

[ltcatack]

http://img42.imagevenue.com/loc1112/th_64780_Eye180_122_1112lo.jpg (http://img42.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc1112&image=64780_Eye180_122_1112lo.jpg)

3 days after the stab wound to the eye. 15yrs ago

[Jericho]

Jesus, dude. I don't wanna see that shit

[}{arlequin]

someone fucked your eyesocket?

[}{arlequin]

lunch date-turned-into-hanging-out-getting-drunk-plus-dinner date


http://www.yoimg.com/i/4c624c34542050b271bf724320469aa6-mail.jpeg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/4c624c34542050b271bf724320469aa6-mail.jpeg.html)

[Jericho]

Where the hell is your personal hooker corral located?

[Blue]

plus-rumpypumpy date?

[}{arlequin]

plus-rumpypumpy date?
yup

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[}{arlequin]

Where the hell is your personal hooker corral located?
i think they're nationwide

[Titus_Pullo]

So did you fuck her?

[Blue]

plus-rumpypumpy date?

yup

[mongo]

lulz, she's wearing a wedding ring. }{, you dirty motherfucker. :)

[6655321]

who notices shit like that? i'd probably overlook it, irl. i'm oblivious.

[mongo]

her husband probably notices.

[6655321]

he obviously isn't giving her a proper dicking if she's calling }{ for the polish peen.

[}{arlequin]

the ring is a lie

[mongo]

lies!

[RedBEARD]

She wears the ring, thinking it will repel people like Mongo from bothering more than likely.

[Jack Bauer]

I knew a chick who used to that all the time. she'd were a ring on her finger and point it out when ugly fucks tried it on with her lol

[}{arlequin]

She wears the ring, thinking it will repel people like Mongo from bothering more than likely.
her tits would be sufficient as a mongo repellent

[ltcatack]

someone fucked your eyesocket?

nope, they used a steak knife.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

lunch date-turned-into-hanging-out-getting-drunk-plus-dinner date


http://www.yoimg.com/i/4c624c34542050b271bf724320469aa6-mail.jpeg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/4c624c34542050b271bf724320469aa6-mail.jpeg.html)


I wondered who stole my moms living room window curtains.

[}{arlequin]

you had gold tassels in your living room??

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

What can I say? My mom thought roman throwback was classy. I told her if she really wanted to class the place up, she'd get a sign that says "I don't dial 911" or "No blacks". Now that's class.

[}{arlequin]

What can I say? My mom thought roman throwback was classy.
you should get her to watch 'caligula'

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I kid, despite the fact that my awesome ass dad had to retire early because his spine was destroyed and 2/3rds of it is now titanium, and the fact that my mom works for one of the brokest hospitals in the county. (She took the job out of wanting to help help out our community and excepted it for 18 dollars an hour when any other hospital would have to pay her between 70 and 90) They have a pretty nice house, and my mom keeps it really nicely decorated. She actually is a classy lady. I have no idea how she fell in love with my dad like 40 years ago, or how she managed to have a fuckhole son like me.

[}{arlequin]

maybe it's not based on genetics??


that's very emo of you. post coital depression?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

No, you have confused my words. It's not emo. I'm saying that my dad was enough of a hard ass to make the coolest person on earth, even with my mom wanting me to be all cultured and shit. I say "For fucks sake mom, I AM fucking cultured, I fucking beat off to the Vaginan Monologues."

[}{arlequin]

i know a guy that has spine implants b/c of a car crash. the x-rays of all the metal are amazing. his nickname is steelspine

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

My dad killed his last nickname by pointing his fu-manchu at it.

[Vagrant]

I kid, despite the fact that my awesome ass dad had to retire early because his spine was destroyed and 2/3rds of it is now titanium, and the fact that my mom works for one of the brokest hospitals in the county. (She took the job out of wanting to help help out our community and excepted it for 18 dollars an hour when any other hospital would have to pay her between 70 and 90) They have a pretty nice house, and my mom keeps it really nicely decorated. She actually is a classy lady. I have no idea how she fell in love with my dad like 40 years ago, or how she managed to have a fuckhole son like me.

Out of nowhere life story FTW?

[WigglingWii]

lunch date-turned-into-hanging-out-getting-drunk-plus-dinner date


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You should give her a hamburger....or two.