Post Your Picture

[UNC]

I feel I need to explain what mikey means by being "fuckable".

[}{arlequin]

You should give her a hamburger....or two.
she eats well. we'll go to a nice place, i'll have fish, of all the things she goes for a hamburger.
for realz.

[}{arlequin]

I feel I need to explain what mikey means by being "fuckable".
go on

[NOTKyle]

She has thick arms for a lady that's so thin.

I think that's a compliment, but I'm not sure.

[UNC]

go on

Having various openings on his body that are likely to be fucked.

[}{arlequin]

She has thick arms for a lady that's so thin.

I think that's a compliment, but I'm not sure.
she's also well endowed up top. there might be a corollary

[}{arlequin]

Having various openings on his body that are likely to be fucked.
i thought you'd talk about something special

[NOTKyle]

she's also well endowed up top. there might be a corollary


http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Wigs/images/bee_hive_wig.JPG??????

[}{arlequin]

i think you need a building permit for that

[WigglingWii]

She has no butt. I'm just being jealous. I wish I was that tall and skinny.

[Rafczy]

She has no butt. I'm just being jealous. I wish I was that tall and skinny.
You're perfect the way you are.

[WigglingWii]

You're perfect the way you are.


Thanks, but I'm not fishing for compliments. I really do wish I was taller and skinnier. What girl doesn't wish that, eh?

[NOTKyle]

Probably Rebecca Lobo.

[WigglingWii]

Probably Rebecca Lobo.


You're right.

[Will-Kill]

Must be a slow night....no one has asked if she does anal.

[Kerjack]

Thanks, but I'm not fishing for compliments. I really do wish I was taller and skinnier. What girl doesn't wish that, eh?

Any girl that is taller then her guy?

[UNC]

Don't worry. Your title is secure.

[Kerjack]

Oh and I'm uber ugly and am fishing.

[NOTKyle]

Oh and I'm uber ugly and am fishing.

You have a great bone structure.

[Kerjack]

You have a great bone structure.

Thanks but I'm really fishing for pix. Come on, let me see your deathticles

[Atrevido82]

im posting in the hopes that Wii notices and replies. Fuck the rest of you strangers.

[Face]

im posting in the hopes that Wii notices and replies. Fuck the rest of you strangers.
even me? I thought we had something

:(

[Kerjack]

Found some pics to get this rolling again.

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Vaun2.jpg
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/Vaun_With_HAIR.jpg

[Atrevido82]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v674/atrevido82/surlyDrink.jpg
This sums up my disposition of late.

[WET HOT MESS]

You have girly eyes.

[WET HOT MESS]

Both men.

[Atrevido82]

You have girly eyes.
Better girly than slanty.

[Atrevido82]

wait that's not true...

[WET HOT MESS]

I hope you have triplets by the end of the year.

[Atrevido82]

hey if you're willing to have 'em. Giggity...

[WET HOT MESS]

I'm afraid of Mrs. Atrevido.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Thanks, but I'm not fishing for compliments. I really do wish I was taller and skinnier. What girl doesn't wish that, eh?


You should work on getting taller and skinnier.

[Atrevido82]

You should work on getting taller and skinnier. Huge tits make a great compliment to this endeavor, i might add.

[Atrevido82]

I'm afraid of Mrs. Atrevido.
You probably should be but you might have a chance with your sweet kung-fu skillz.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

He's right, you should work on making your tits grow too.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Also dave, your wifes pic in the beater was awsome, get her on here to post her jugs again.

[WET HOT MESS]

You probably should be but you might have a chance with your sweet kung-fu skillz.
I don't know any martial arts. I can cook though.

[Atrevido82]

Also dave, your wifes pic in the beater was awsome, get her on here to post her jugs again.
?

[Atrevido82]

I don't know any martial arts. I can cook though.
But... you're Asian...

And what the hell, EG, I'll bite - what pic?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

It was in her intro. Nice girl.

[Atrevido82]

okay so my context clues tell me someone either a) claiming to be my wife or b) you theorize is my wife posts here now? Linky?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Do I look like I'm here to draw you fucking pictures and hold your hand while you pick your ass and hope it clicks?

[WET HOT MESS]

But... you're Asian...

And what the hell, EG, I'll bite - what pic?
Shit happens. I can't play any instruments either.

[Atrevido82]

Do I look like I'm here to draw you fucking pictures and hold your hand while you pick your ass and hope it clicks?
I shit you not, that's exactly what i set as your display name in AIM: "The one who is here to draw me fucking pictures and hold my hand while I pick my ass and hope it clicks."

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Is this love that I'm feeling?

I set yours to 10W40

[Atrevido82]

Is this love that I'm feeling?

I set yours to 10W40
bc i keep your father's wife good and loose?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Or cause I could run a semi fleet with the oil from your forehead.

[Atrevido82]

nah its def the first one.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You're a jerk.

I saw your wifes tits.

[mongo]

yes, i am the loser who reads intellectual shit at the bar.

http://i41.tinypic.com/rjk47b.jpg

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You got a twink jerk mag tucked between pages 172 and 173.

[mongo]

don't you know it.

[UNC]

Thinking of CTrick

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090427_5.jpg

[6655321]

marshall mathers!

[CTricksterGirl]

*Swoon*

[Candycane]

i'm busy drinking and wearing my awesome goldeneye shirt.

http://i43.tinypic.com/14kxfya.jpg


You're so adorable, I don't understand why you have no game.

[UNC]

That cigarette isn't the only thing ashy...

[Alcestis]

i'm busy drinking and wearing my awesome goldeneye shirt.

http://i43.tinypic.com/14kxfya.jpg

Damn.

Candy, I think adorable is an understand-statement here.

[UNC]

Old women and thier love for the youth is cute.

[CTricksterGirl]

But older men and their love for youth is even cuter...

[CTricksterGirl]

Thinking of CTrick

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090427_5.jpg



I'm strangely confused right now, but I think that if Marcus came up to me in a bar after a night of drinking, I'd hit it

[Datači]

Like, with an empty bottle?

[UNC]

Ctrick...you would have to do something to catch my attention or I wouldn't even notice you at a bar.

Like maybe show me some tit or sumptin

[Archangel]

You're so adorable, I don't understand why you have no game.

Hmm, I wonder what happened to that pic of Kerjack that was there originally.

Damn.

Candy, I think adorable is an understand-statement here.

Oh wait, I can check out the moderation log!

19:36, 27th Apr 2009 Mongo Post Re: Post Your Picture Edited Re: Post Your Picture (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=544066)
19:36, 27th Apr 2009 Mongo Post Re: Post Your Picture Edited Re: Post Your Picture (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=544333)

Nice try, fish boy.

[UNC]

Mongo, Kerjack, TIM, either way it's creepy.

[mongo]

Hmm, I wonder what happened to that pic of Kerjack that was there originally.



Oh wait, I can check out the moderation log!



Nice try, fish boy.

you're about as fun as lung cancer.

[Archangel]

you're about as fun as lung cancer.

I'm German, what did you expect, hilarity? Our operas last for five days, for fuck's sake.

[mongo]

well, we can't all look this sexy, but that's ok, it give me more poon.
http://i39.tinypic.com/52arlv.jpg

[UNC]

The B-52s know who to call if they need a new front man

[}{arlequin]

you just need the hat


http://www.yoimg.com/i/0e4d16658b404014c68a8f57994a67ce-thelegendwaldo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/0e4d16658b404014c68a8f57994a67ce-thelegendwaldo.jpg.html)

[Candycane]

well, we can't all look this sexy, but that's ok, it give me more poon.
http://i39.tinypic.com/52arlv.jpg

ha ha ha :)

[Archangel]

The B-52s know who to call if they need a new front man

Or a runway. The space between his eyes should be sufficient.

[BIG PIZZLE]

well, we can't all look this sexy, but that's ok, it give me more poon.
http://i39.tinypic.com/52arlv.jpg

Very gay.

[Rafczy]

Rugby shirt?

[jemeske]

Ha. He would wear a shirt like that to roll around and wrestle with sweaty guys.

[CTricksterGirl]

Wow, he even has the hip pop working to his advantage

[POO POO CANNON]

Say what you want, that is a pretty nice doorframe.

[Archangel]

Badly painted plywood? Yeah, amazing.

[UNC]

In the doorframes defense...it was the jackass that painted the wall who fucked up

[jemeske]

And what kind of door is that for a bathroom?

[UNC]

Yeah.

If Sigourney Weaver would have had that door in Ghostbusters, it might have held up better.

[jemeske]

Mongo doesn't want anyone to hear his monster diarrhea?

[Das Kahlua]

Nice shirt. It looked better on the mannequin at Lady Gap, though.

[UNC]

Mongo doesn't want anyone to hear his monster diarrhea?

No meat makes for a very compact shit

[POO POO CANNON]

It appears the wall that mongo is facing is purple...

[UNC]

Mongo's shit is so compact, it's the official ball of the Jamaican shotput team.

The people in the crowd cheer, Go Mon, Go!!!

[Das Kahlua]

well, we can't all look this sexy, but that's ok, it give me more poon.

More poon than what?

[Hodge]

Very gay.
When Pizz says that the way you dress is gay that pretty much means ultra-gay.

[UNC]

QloyIGnml3c

[IdiotBrain]

This is for you, Mongo.

http://jaynemccoysblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/386410abusinessman-sitting-in-corner-with-dunce-hat-posters1.jpg

[Mustard]

Yeah... Mongo. Shame on you. That shirt should be reserved for child molesters.

[WET HOT MESS]

Mongo was being goofy for our entertainment.

[Mustard]

Being goofy is cool, but there is no reason for that shirt though.

[Kerjack]

Yeah... Mongo. Shame on you. That shirt should be reserved for child molesters.

Stop contradicting yourself.

[WET HOT MESS]

Being goofy is cool, but there is no reason for that shirt though.
If a chick wore that, you wouldn't say anything. And since I consider him one of us girls, it's totally cool. Right? Maybe? No? Cheezits? Scott Baio?

[Mustard]

If a chick wore that, you wouldn't say anything. And since I consider him one of us girls, it's totally cool. Right? Maybe? No? Cheezits? Scott Baio?
If a chick wore that shirt, I'd say take it off.

Also, yes to cheezits, and a hell yes to scott baio.

[UNC]

I think we should focus on me

[Mustard]

I think you're wrong.

[Kerjack]

I think we should focus on me

<3

[jemeske]

Well, take off your pants then.

[UNC]

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090429.jpg

Discuss my pupils

[jemeske]

Nice wallpaper. Are you dating my grandma?

[Mustard]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2ez1kd3.png

Lets discuss this instead.

[Jericho]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2ez1kd3.png

Lets discuss this instead.
Marcus needs to hit you up for non Simpsons looking photography lessons

[UNC]

Nice wallpaper. Are you dating my grandma?

That wallpaper has been there since the 80s.

I was gonna redo it the other year when Ipainted the rest of the house but I ran out of steam before finishing.

[dayx]

good

[UNC]

shut the fuck up

[CrazyCarl]

more like gayx

[UNC]

More like gayzygargle

[Mustard]

More like garglescumcuzhesafaggotx.

[UNC]

More like The floater

[UNC]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20090506.jpg

[mongo]

is your window boarded up?

[Bizz]

http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/marcus_earnest.jpg

[UNC]

Yeah. That window was right at the shower and was closed up before I moved here...I guess as a peeping tom deterant(SP?)

[Bizz]

We should make a Marcus video like this one.

rg6UGjz_n9Q

[6655321]

ernest has sex with an underage girl.

[UNC]

a new pose just for bizzz

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20090506_5.jpg

[}{arlequin]

We should make a Marcus video like this one.

rg6UGjz_n9Q
he has no clue he's got no 'good side'??



nice tan

[Bizz]

a new pose just for bizzz

Hawt, but I prefer this one.

http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/58463_Snapshot_20090323_8_123_843lo.jpg

[mongo]

Hawt, but I prefer this one.

http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/58463_Snapshot_20090323_8_123_843lo.jpg

sir, get on the ground and put your hands over your head!

[}{arlequin]

a new pose just for bizzz

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20090506_5.jpg
this is just begging for the cover tits'n'crotch a la 'birth of venus' pose

http://www.yoimg.com/i/1a3e1df702f7762fbbb739389750932e-irthofenuscrop2.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/1a3e1df702f7762fbbb739389750932e-irthofenuscrop2.jpg.html)

[Phil Theehor]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20090506.jpg

Marcus,

I've been a fan of your work here at GMF since my first day -- hence my support during your ill-fated, but awesome, admin campaign.

However, I need some help with the whole "doing odd things with your hands during pictures" compulsion, though. Are those gang signs? Are you being ironic? Would you mind captioning your pics going forward so that they make sense to an uber-square white guy?

Thanks and Regards,
Phil

P.S. The only hand signs that I understand are:

Peace
The finger
The shocker

[mongo]

i think that is a peace sign.

[Morfin]

And the lip thing. Wudupwidat?

[Alcestis]

Yeah. That window was right at the shower and was closed up before I moved here...I guess as a peeping tom deterrent(SP?)

You can go to Home Depot or Lowe's and get stained glass and/or privacy windows for your bathroom, pretty reasonable prices.

[Datači]

And the lip thing. Wudupwidat?

Sexy, right?

[Phil Theehor]

i think that is a peace sign.

But it's backwards.

And doesn't a backwards peace sign mean something offensive in Europe or the mid-east? Something about a goat (actual, not GMF) violating your sister while you masturbate and have to pay five marks to the local vicar?

Phil is just so very, very confused...

[}{arlequin]

i think that is a peace sign.
could be a lopsided fuck you

http://www.yoimg.com/i/7d2422e89d3666533d513c518b0664c5-7901.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/7d2422e89d3666533d513c518b0664c5-7901.jpg.html)

[Morfin]

http://mildcolonialboy.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/winston_churchill_victory_1.jpg

Winston Churchill gives the V for Victory sign to Marcus and was quoted as saying, "Peace out."

[}{arlequin]

damn you phil!

[Fuh Q]

But it's backwards.

And doesn't a backwards peace sign mean something offensive in Europe or the mid-east? Something about a goat (actual, not GMF) violating your sister while you masturbate and have to pay five marks to the local vicar?

Phil is just so very, very confused...

We call it the V sign, there are many theories as to where it came from, no one is really sure, in any case it is quite offensive here (UK)

[mongo]

ok, just try making a backwards peace sign (v sign) for a second. it's almost impossible to do so and not pucker your lips a bit.

[WET HOT MESS]

But it's backwards.

And doesn't a backwards peace sign mean something offensive in Europe or the mid-east? Something about a goat (actual, not GMF) violating your sister while you masturbate and have to pay five marks to the local vicar?

Phil is just so very, very confused...
I'm pretty sure that's for the rock sign with the index and pinky up with the wrist bobbing. I remember reading somewhere that it's supposed to represent the goat or the devil and it's country sign language for may the devil follow or go or be with you. Or maybe my memory is off and I'm making shit up.

[nothingman]

We call it the V sign, there are many theories as to where it came from, no one is really sure, in any case it is quite offensive here (UK)
My English buddy told me that the French would cut off the bow fingers of the English (not recently), so that became a fuck you to the French faggots. (his words actually)

[}{arlequin]

^i remember hearing that as well

[Pax Britannia]

True story. Except it was the welsh longbowmen.

[Phil Theehor]

ok, just try making a backwards peace sign (v sign) for a second. it's almost impossible to do so and not pucker your lips a bit.

While we're on that subject, what is the significance of the kissy-lips?

Marcus is a long way from Jersey and doesn't appear Italian.

[Jericho]

While we're on that subject, what is the significance of the kissy-lips?

Marcus is a long way from Jersey and doesn't appear Italian.
It's his signature look. Don't question it!

[nothingman]

True story. Except it was the welsh longbowmen.
Welsh, Englishman what's the dif......ah nevermind.

[Hodge]

Stathamed! (My contacts aren't in. Hence the Mongoloid expression).
http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/3496/b6b0be34951384.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b6b0be34951384)
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[Tar Heel]

way way better.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/tarheel2k5/homermarcus-1.jpg

[Jericho]

Stathamed! (My contacts aren't in. Hence the Mongoloid expression).
http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/3496/b6b0be34951384.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/b6b0be34951384)
Free Image Hosting by ImageBam.com (http://www.imagebam.com)
You still look like Kevin Periera

[WET HOT MESS]

Now let's see your 8pack.

[Hodge]

You still look like Kevin Periera
I still don't know who that is.

[Pax Britannia]

Knowing Jericho he's probably a sweaty wrestler.

[Hodge]

Now let's see your 8pack.
Wait till I've got a tan. I'd have to draw it on right now.

[Jericho]

Knowing Jericho he's probably a sweaty wrestler.
He co-hosts Attack Of The Show with Olivia Munn

[WET HOT MESS]

Wait till I've got a tan. I'd have to draw it on right now.
That's like months and months.

[Tar Heel]

way way better.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v623/tarheel2k5/homermarcus-1.jpg

making the shirt was the hardest part using MS paint.

[Jericho]

making the shirt was the hardest part using MS paint.
Next time, do it with the squiggles by the ears

[Hodge]

That's like months and months.
A month. I'm back on the river in a week or so.

[Hodge]

He co-hosts Attack Of The Show with Olivia Munn
I'll take it. That guy looks like he could haul in some ass plus he works with Olivia Munn.

[UNC]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20090506_6.jpg

[}{arlequin]

shoulda used your pinky

[UNC]

No drugs or alcohol in a week!

[mongo]

more like "no drugs or alcohol in a weak".

[UNC]

Shut your mouf.

I'll start drinking right now

[mongo]

atta girl.

[fuldstændigamok]

Weather has been so nice lately, I decided just to chill out by the beach

http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090505/men_01.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

Purple is so your color.

[Mustard]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa195/mrgr8shagxx/Snapshot_20090506_6.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/287233r.png

Marcus, auto-level, use it, love it.

[}{arlequin]

it's ok... i know


http://www.yoimg.com/i/de0f144727f43cd99a14f32e3b962ac6-n3706018324821432620156.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/de0f144727f43cd99a14f32e3b962ac6-n3706018324821432620156.jpg.html)

[Kerjack]

}{arlequin is the James Bond of GMF.

[ElemenoP]

I don't think that shirt is tight enough.

[6655321]

dbl posted for awesomeness.

[}{arlequin]

fuck... server acting up.

[Datači]

it's ok... i know


http://www.yoimg.com/i/de0f144727f43cd99a14f32e3b962ac6-n3706018324821432620156.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/de0f144727f43cd99a14f32e3b962ac6-n3706018324821432620156.jpg.html)

quoted for awesomeness.

[Limp]

I don't think that shirt is tight enough.
I like the handles on the sleeve... they are sure to help out your friends when your drunk ass falls down at the end of the night.

[6655321]

haha, i just saw those.

[ElemenoP]

Or for ladies to hold on.....

[6655321]

that shirt is flamboyant and functional.

[Limp]

Or for ladies to hold on.....
That's what my chest is for... dig them nails in!

[}{arlequin]

I don't think that shirt is tight enough.

but is it obnoxious enough? i really went out of my way to be different

[ElemenoP]

Yah. It's pretty obnoxious. :)

[CTricksterGirl]

but is it obnoxious enough? i really went out of my way to be different

And completely different...you are an island unto yourself, H.

[}{arlequin]

And completely different...you are an island unto yourself, H.
in a sea of orange t-shirts, i had no other alternative.



stay thirsty my friend
http://www.yoimg.com/i/a30790ec5d6139473dc626e907ba1492-ostnterestingan.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/a30790ec5d6139473dc626e907ba1492-ostnterestingan.jpg.html)

[CTricksterGirl]

in a sea of orange t-shirts, i had no other alternative.



stay thirsty my friend
http://www.yoimg.com/i/a30790ec5d6139473dc626e907ba1492-ostnterestingan.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/a30790ec5d6139473dc626e907ba1492-ostnterestingan.jpg.html)

Funny you put that picture because as I was writing that, I thought of him...
Did you have an akward moment once, just to see how it felt?

[}{arlequin]

i went through that stage when i was 12

[Candycane]

it's ok... i know


http://www.yoimg.com/i/de0f144727f43cd99a14f32e3b962ac6-n3706018324821432620156.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/de0f144727f43cd99a14f32e3b962ac6-n3706018324821432620156.jpg.html)


Was it a dare from a pregnant slut lady friend of yours?

[ElemenoP]

It's funny that you mention a pregnant slutty lady friend...

[mxlplkt]

Ms. Cane is a saint!

[}{arlequin]

Was it a dare from a pregnant slut lady friend of yours?
why, is the bitch pressing charges?

[Trident]

It's the Dutch orange, nothing wrong with that.

[RedBEARD]

Unless you don't like the Dutch, or oranges.

[WET HOT MESS]

http://i41.tinypic.com/m8nr5w.jpg

YAY

[}{arlequin]

that's a thick smear.


vindaloo?

[Face]

ugleee!!

[Datači]

I wanna have a goatee like that when i grow up.

[WET HOT MESS]

I had a burrito earlier.

[UNC]

I'm the king of the world

http://img19.imagevenue.com/loc1070/th_38027_Snapshot_20090507_4_122_1070lo.jpg (http://img19.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38027_Snapshot_20090507_4_122_1070lo .jpg)

[}{arlequin]

I wanna have a goatee like that when i grow up.

i think it's more a van dyck

[Pax Britannia]

http://i41.tinypic.com/m8nr5w.jpg

YAY

I'd hit it.

[}{arlequin]

I had a burrito earlier.
mexican these days??? that's a culinary roulette!!

[Face]

i think it's more a van dyck
are you sure its not a soul patch with a 'tache?

[}{arlequin]

I'd hit it.
first w/ a wet wipe amirite?

[Bizz]

I'd hit it.

Me too. With my fist.

[}{arlequin]

I'm the king of the world

http://img19.imagevenue.com/loc1070/th_38027_Snapshot_20090507_4_122_1070lo.jpg (http://img19.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38027_Snapshot_20090507_4_122_1070lo .jpg)
i'm getting the angry flea vibe here

[UNC]

Everyone masturbate using this as Anita....works for me

http://www.xvideos.com/video95909/skinny_asian_blow_and_suck_3

[WET HOT MESS]

http://i42.tinypic.com/2dio8qr.jpg


Cyclopz livez!

[}{arlequin]

that's a starfish!

[WET HOT MESS]

I was trying to make a red eye, but it looks like a goddamn flower. I'm thinking hibiscus.

[UNC]

I still don't understand why you don't post your eyes.

I mean, All you yellers look alike.

[WET HOT MESS]

You remember the dude from one dude one cup? Yeah, if you looked directly into his anus, you'd see my eye.

[Pax Britannia]

Anita is afraid of retinal and rectal identification.

[UNC]

There is a little shop next to where I work...they sell black beauty supplies. It's owned by this asian family...the daughter of the owner is so fucking hot. She makes me think of Anita. I should really try to strike up a convo with her.

[WET HOT MESS]

Here's some ancient goodies.




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[Face]

bah I hate reruns

[WET HOT MESS]

Sucker!

[Gary_Busey]

HEY BOOTY HO!!!

[Face]

Sucker!
I'd sucker the shit out of your asshole

...

god I even manage to gross myself out sometimes

[WET HOT MESS]

Yeah, you were really crossing it.

[Face]

forgive me?

[Gary_Busey]

Anita, you can't tell me you don't like someone sucking the shit straight out of your asshole.

[WET HOT MESS]

I don't mind watching it on porn, and I don't mind it from another guy. But face.. he's like a brother to me.

[Face]

I don't mind watching it on porn, and I don't mind it from another guy. But face.. he's like a brother to me.
oh god, that's worse than being in the friend zone... there truly is no hope now

*suicide*

[Le Goat]

I don't mind watching it on porn, and I don't mind it from another guy. But face.. he's like a brother to me.
I knew you were fat on the inside!

[WET HOT MESS]

Neega, what the hell are you talkin' about.

[Jericho]

oh god, that's worse than being in the friend zone... there truly is no hope now

*suicide*
Better than being the mother

*cuts

[Le Goat]

Neega, what the hell are you talkin' about.
You like fat people inside of you.

[WET HOT MESS]

You bought yourself a new jump to conclusions mat?

[mongo]

anita forgot one:

http://i40.tinypic.com/96jat5.jpg

[WET HOT MESS]

Well it's already in your profile, do I really need to repost it?

[Bizz]

I can see why you're a virgin.... yuk.

[mongo]

but it's the best of the bunch!

[WET HOT MESS]

If you say so.

[}{arlequin]

Here's some ancient goodies.




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you're such a minx

[Kerjack]

How late are confessionals open?

[STDSkillz]

Jacking off does not warrant a confession.

Even in Montana.

[Bizz]

There is no god.

[WET HOT MESS]

Kinda like 7/11, they don't close. But why would you wanna go there?

[Bizz]

Kinda like 7/11, they don't close. But why would you wanna go there?

My guess is there is a glory hole there.

[STDSkillz]

There is no god.
I will kill you in the name of my god (who stands for love)!!

[UNC]

Damn. Maybe I should start being sweeter to Anita.

[Face]

Kinda like 7/11, they don't close. But why would you wanna go there?
have you ever wondered why there are locks on the doors if 7/11 is open 24/7/365?

[WET HOT MESS]

have you ever wondered why there are locks on the doors if 7/11 is open 24/7/365?
Wanna go rob one?

[Kerjack]

Jacking off does not warrant a confession.

Even in Montana.
The way I do it it does.

There is no god.
The spoon still won't bend

Kinda like 7/11, they don't close. But why would you wanna go there?
To pick up some knee pillows?

[WET HOT MESS]

My guess is there is a glory hole there.
Since when?

[}{arlequin]

My guess is there is a glory hole there.
or a catholic priest. same thing really

[Kerjack]

Wanna go rob one?

Steal the locks. And a case of the soda fountain syrup, always wanted to try that.

[STDSkillz]

Damn. Maybe I should start being sweeter to Anita.
She's too old for you dude--move on.

[Face]

Wanna go rob one?
I'm not very inconspicuous... sure!

[WET HOT MESS]

Steal the locks. And a case of the soda fountain syrup, always wanted to try that.
You're gunna have to learn to steal more than that.

[Kerjack]

I'm ready to try stealing home if you'd come play a game with me.

[}{arlequin]

You're gunna have to learn to steal more than that.
i have a feeling he'd rather get a spare cv joint for a john deere than jam a twinkie in his speedo

[WET HOT MESS]

And you're probably right.

[Kerjack]

Is it wrong that I feel guilty when I hit on Anita?

[Bizz]

I'm ready to try stealing home if you'd come play a game with me.

GO FUCK A CHICK. Please, so I don't have to read this shit anymore.

[Kerjack]

Well there was this sexy school teacher* waiting in line behind me at Star Trek....


* in no means was she actually sexy

[}{arlequin]

Is it wrong that I feel guilty when I hit on Anita?
that kind of thinking will only get you laid w/ TiM

besides, she'd rape you and steal your vaginity all at the same time