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Pax Britannia
05-13-2009, 06:08 PM
Course it could be argued that I've never seen enough of anyone to judge.

I know you have probably been asked this question before but i'd just like to know. Why dont you go out and find some slut to bang?

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 06:08 PM
hawth?

thawth
thththththththttht

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 06:08 PM
How about a nap?

i dunno, i don't do naps

Jericho
05-13-2009, 06:09 PM
hawth?

thawth
thththththththttht
thexthy

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 06:12 PM
tatu is so... 5 years ago.

UNC
05-13-2009, 06:12 PM
So...time for more Marcus nudity?

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 06:14 PM
Okay, maybe one last underwhelming picture.

http://i43.tinypic.com/nf5xeb.jpg


I r alien.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 06:16 PM
:D

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 06:16 PM
I know you have probably been asked this question before but i'd just like to know. Why dont you go out and find some slut to bang?

Standards/diseases/notarandomfuckkindofguy/laziness

I don't know if its going so long and learned to live without or because I don't know what I'm missing but I don't ever feel like I NEED sex. I'm open to it, but other things are more important to me.

Although it is a little sad to think that I missed out on young agile sex.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 06:17 PM
So...time for more Marcus nudity?

Ys plz

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 06:17 PM
I think I'll run out for dinner.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 06:18 PM
i dunno, i don't do naps

I love them, but I'm only in the mood/condition for them every blue moon.

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 06:18 PM
how old are you?

UNC
05-13-2009, 06:18 PM
ms paint ran out of ink for meto block out naughty bits

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/001.jpg

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 06:20 PM
oh god

Datači
05-13-2009, 06:20 PM
Marcus is black?!

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 06:21 PM
ms paint ran out of ink for meto block out naughty bits

http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/001.jpg

Finally something to send to your daughters teacher.

UNC
05-13-2009, 06:21 PM
Anita started this shit.

Datači
05-13-2009, 06:22 PM
Thanks for quoting the picture for the new page, kerjack

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 06:22 PM
That is what you all get for quoting the green undies on every page.

Pax Britannia
05-13-2009, 06:24 PM
Standards/diseases/notarandomfuckkindofguy/laziness

I don't know if its going so long and learned to live without or because I don't know what I'm missing but I don't ever feel like I NEED sex. I'm open to it, but other things are more important to me.

I appreciate your points. But it is one of life's great experiences. Maybe instead of jumping out of a plane you should just go talk to a girl the next time you feel like doing something adventurous.

Although it is a little sad to think that I missed out on young agile sex.How old are you?

Datači
05-13-2009, 06:25 PM
He looks like he's 30 or something.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 06:28 PM
I appreciate your points. But it is one of life's great experiences. Maybe instead of jumping out of a plane you should just go talk to a girl the next time you feel like doing something adventurous.

How old are you?

One could kill my person (.05 seconds of pain). The other could kill any chance for a normal sex life (STDs, Kids, a life time of pain).

Random hookups = scary shit.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 06:29 PM
He looks like he's 30 or something.

26 plus change, I've been giggling that Bizz thinks I'm 25.

Pax Britannia
05-13-2009, 06:30 PM
One could kill my person (.05 seconds of pain). The other could kill any chance for a sex normal life (STDs, Kids, a life time of pain).

Random hookups = scary shit.

Didnt you kinda just shit all over your own logic? There's a million things that could go wrong with skydiving but it doesnt and you land safely. It's the same with fucking, just wrap it up and tap that shit.

Archangel
05-13-2009, 06:32 PM
You live in Montana. Just practise on some farm animals first.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 06:39 PM
I like your belt. And your shirt. And those arms.


And I'm glad I missed out on Marcus's removed picture.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 06:41 PM
Didnt you kinda just shit all over your own logic? There's a million things that could go wrong with skydiving but it doesnt and you land safely. It's the same with fucking, just wrap it up and tap that shit.

Nah man, statistically skydiving is pretty darn safe. Sexxin not as much. Also I'm not terrified of making a splat, having a kid with someone I end up hating for the rest of my life does. Although I'm sure I would still love the kid.

I've never had a group of people so interested in the ins and outs of the conditions of my virginity before. But meh, I'm not ashamed of it. But unfortunately I am starting to see possible issues caused by it.

Billy
05-13-2009, 06:42 PM
I'm not naked for once.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo18.jpg

Why are you posting pictures that aren't of you naked?

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 06:42 PM
Has EG lost weight?

Billy
05-13-2009, 06:43 PM
bigger clothes

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 06:43 PM
Mikey has a small waist, but when you look at his shoulders, they're broad like mmm mmm mmm.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 06:44 PM
I'm not above saying Mikey has a nice mid section.

STDSkillz
05-13-2009, 06:44 PM
I like your belt. And your shirt. And those arms.


And I'm glad I missed out on Marcus's removed picture.
I'm sad :(

Billy
05-13-2009, 06:45 PM
When are we taking our road trip out to Mckellar's place?

STDSkillz
05-13-2009, 06:46 PM
All too soon. I need me some sexy math lovin'.

Billy
05-13-2009, 06:56 PM
Well? You gonna post 'em or what?

mongo
05-13-2009, 06:58 PM
bend the bill of that hat already, faggot!

Billy
05-13-2009, 06:59 PM
Nice lighting. What kind of rent do you pay on that cave?

Also
bend the bill of that hat already, faggot!

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 07:00 PM
Its a wonder EG does not fall over more often. Well, aside from the occasional seizure that is.

3rd'd:
bend the bill of that hat already, faggot!

Jericho
05-13-2009, 07:00 PM
I already told him that. He said it's some kind of indestructable, unbendable bill.

Mustard
05-13-2009, 07:01 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2d1sg8i.jpg

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 07:02 PM
I already told him that. He said it's some kind of indestructable, unbendable bill.

Some biceps those turned out to be.

mongo
05-13-2009, 07:02 PM
i'd rather wear no had than wear a hat w/ a straight bill or a fucking sticker on it. shit is for *******.

mongo
05-13-2009, 07:02 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2d1sg8i.jpg

mirt!

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 07:03 PM
but that tricep looks sweet!!

and those ruby lips...

Mustard
05-13-2009, 07:04 PM
mirt!
Yay!

Billy
05-13-2009, 07:04 PM
i'd rather wear no had than wear a hat w/ a straight bill or a fucking sticker on it. shit is for *******.
I bet mikey has a sweet tribal or barbed wire tattoo to go with it though, so that'll help him pull off the look. Also, probably some sweet gold chains

mongo
05-13-2009, 07:05 PM
BLING!

Billy
05-13-2009, 07:07 PM
In fairness to Mikey, Tim, at least he doesn't wear flip flops around town like some faggots I know...

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 07:10 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo25.jpgYou've got pretty girl lips.


And nice guns.

mongo
05-13-2009, 07:10 PM
flip flops are for total gayz.

Mustard
05-13-2009, 07:14 PM
flip flops are for total gayz.
What about just half-way gays?

mongo
05-13-2009, 07:15 PM
What about just half-way gays?

air jordans.

Mustard
05-13-2009, 07:17 PM
OMG, Arch is half-way gayS? LOLOL

medlar
05-13-2009, 07:18 PM
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/641853/aa.jpg

Seriously. Some *cough* should take note.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 07:20 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/fyeve9.jpg

Boredom rulez. I need something to read or occupy my time.

Mustard
05-13-2009, 07:21 PM
If you peer closely, you can see the end of the universe.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 07:22 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/mal3te.jpg

Mustard
05-13-2009, 07:23 PM
I'm very tempted to match your quasi-topless contributions with one of my own.

mongo
05-13-2009, 07:24 PM
dew it pussy.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 07:26 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/24dknl0.jpg

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 07:27 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/fyeve9.jpg

Boredom rulez. I need something to read or occupy my time.
is that marcus' black peen across your belly?

Candycane
05-13-2009, 07:28 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo25.jpg

Why aren't you married yet?

medlar
05-13-2009, 07:29 PM
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/641853/1ab.jpg

kinda like spongebob i think

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 07:29 PM
is that marcus' black peen across your belly?
EWWWIE. Kerjack forwarded that thing to me. I'm gunna have nightmares.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 07:30 PM
http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/641853/1ab.jpg

kinda like spongebob i thinkI hope that's not shit eye shadow. And I love the details you put in the red eye.

Mustard
05-13-2009, 07:31 PM
dew it pussy.
When I get home from class tonite, you're all gonna get it.

mongo
05-13-2009, 07:34 PM
Why aren't you married yet?

cause i said "no".

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 07:36 PM
Haters can suck it.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/th_Movie16.jpg (http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/?action=view&current=Movie16.flv)
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Movie16.flv
You got that I don't think so girlfriend look on your face the entire time.

BIG PIZZLE
05-13-2009, 08:30 PM
Why are the only whores on this board dudes?

BIG PIZZLE
05-13-2009, 08:33 PM
You mean show them your balls?

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 09:19 PM
Anita hit me up for a nipple rubbing video so I'm gonna have to balance out the gay with a chug vid.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/th_Movie25.jpg (http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/?action=view&current=Movie25.flv)
I lol'd so hard. How did you pull that off for so long without cracking up is beyond me. Also, sexy smile.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 09:27 PM
Also, correct me, but was that Shirley singing?

CTricksterGirl
05-13-2009, 09:42 PM
I now see why you get all the chicks

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:04 PM
I think you're onto something, but I, too, may be wrong.

medlar
05-13-2009, 10:05 PM
Nope, you guys are spot on.

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:05 PM
yup

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:05 PM
wait, that was to Anita

medlar
05-13-2009, 10:06 PM
srsly

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 10:07 PM
they all claim the first thing they look for is a sense of humor.


i find that to be a lie.

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:09 PM
they all claim the first thing they look for is a sense of humor.


i find that to be a lie.

I consider it a lie about 80% of the time.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:09 PM
My first impression of people is usually based off their sense of humor. And how they carry themselves.

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 10:12 PM
^all that is good, as is the 80%, but you cannot base a relationship on that alone

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:13 PM
My first impression of people is usually based off their sense of humor. And how they carry themselves.

So if face somehow grew a sense of humor, you'd give his fat ugly blob of mammal the same shot as you'd give Clooney or }{?

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:15 PM
CC would

WigglingWii
05-13-2009, 10:15 PM
I like a serious man.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:16 PM
FIRST IMPRESSION. OF PEOPLE. IN GENERAL. But Sammy is a nice guy, though he bickers and moans too much. I think he's generally too bitter to be around for long. Still, if he makes me laugh hard enough, I might throw my panties at him.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:16 PM
<--- this is my serious silly face.

Face
05-13-2009, 10:16 PM
FIRST IMPRESSION. OF PEOPLE. IN GENERAL. But Sammy is a nice guy, though he bickers and moans too much. I think he's generally too bitter to be around for long. Still, if he makes me laugh hard enough, I might throw my panties at him.
I'm only bitter on the internet

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:17 PM
In real life he is quite sour

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 10:17 PM
So if face somehow grew a sense of humor, you'd give his fat ugly blob of mammal the same shot as you'd give Clooney or }{?
if you only added an afro-german we would have quite the contest

WigglingWii
05-13-2009, 10:17 PM
In real life he is quite sour


and sometimes salty

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:17 PM
FIRST IMPRESSION. OF PEOPLE. IN GENERAL. But Sammy is a nice guy, though he bickers and moans too much. I think he's generally too bitter to be around for long. Still, if he makes me laugh hard enough, I might throw my panties at him.

I'll be expecting them soon.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:18 PM
and sometimes salty

Uh, ewww?
as in sweaty, not man juice

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:18 PM
Clooney is pretty funny though, so it's kinda tough topping him.

Face
05-13-2009, 10:19 PM
and sometimes salty
that was just that one time

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:19 PM
I'll be expecting them soon.
You haven't made me laugh in ages.

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 10:19 PM
FIRST IMPRESSION. OF PEOPLE. IN GENERAL. But Sammy is a nice guy, though he bickers and moans too much. I think he's generally too bitter to be around for long. Still, if he makes me laugh hard enough, I might throw my panties at him.
is this when he stands under your window and when you throw them out they land on his head?


but yes, humor helps w/ first impressions

Face
05-13-2009, 10:20 PM
someday I'll be famous

even if it is only on the internet

the sexy nerd ladies will flock to me!

Face
05-13-2009, 10:20 PM
I don't know why I posted that here

Face
05-13-2009, 10:20 PM
alas now I must leave to get food

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:20 PM
Seriously, make me laugh, maybe I'll want to be your real friend.

Face
05-13-2009, 10:21 PM
Seriously, make me laugh, maybe I'll want to be your real friend.
woozle wozzle?

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:21 PM
You haven't made me laugh in ages.

Liar. I can here your vaginal walls cavitation from here.

Candycane
05-13-2009, 10:22 PM
CC would


My point was that Sam is less a turn off and less creepy than a good percentage of men on this board. He seems to have a passion and a hobby and isn't a black out drug user. These are all appealing qualities, but what it boils down for everyone is that thing... ya know that squishy tushy thing that someone special does for you.

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:22 PM
PROTIP: Men of GMF, if you meet Anita in real life. Make a soft squeaky poot and she will jump on your dick.




You are welcome

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:22 PM
Chicks laugh their asses off when ever I smile or wave at them from across the room but you know what? I get nothing, clearly this humor thing is a big fib.

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:23 PM
My point was that Sam is less a turn off and less creepy than a good percentage of men on this board. He seems to have a passion and a hobby and isn't a black out drug user. These are all appealing qualities, but what it boils down for everyone is that thing... ya know that squishy tushy thing that someone special does for you.

Where do I fall?

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:23 PM
MORE SHIRLEY!

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:24 PM
Chicks laugh their asses off when ever I smile or wave at them from across the room but you know what? I get nothing, clearly this humor thing is a big fib.

Dude, youre gay. Chicks have gaydar just like we do

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:24 PM
Chicks laugh their asses off when ever I smile or wave at them from across the room but you know what? I get nothing, clearly this humor thing is a big fib.
Kerjy, you're supposed to walk up to them with your million dollar grin and tell them a joke. With your looks, it's EASY.

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:26 PM
false hopes sink hard dicks

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:28 PM
Kerjy, you're supposed to walk up to them with your million dollar grin and tell them a joke. With your looks, it's EASY.

Like the Benny and June song I'd walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door, but dammit I don't know the address.

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 10:28 PM
someone told me to try this line on a girl, so i did: "i like your tits.... and your hair. can i touch your hair?"



it worked.

go figure.

Candycane
05-13-2009, 10:29 PM
You guys gotta remember I also have arms like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python and the mind of a fuckin scientist. The humor thing only gets me so far. Then I gotta flip the switches.


how long does it take you to show the snake?

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 10:29 PM
the sexy nerd ladies will flock to me!

you want a princess leia don't you?



me too.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:29 PM
You guys gotta remember I also have arms like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python and the mind of a fuckin scientist. The humor thing only gets me so far. Then I gotta flip the switches.
How about that video?

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:29 PM
someone told me to try this line on a girl, so i did: "i like your tits.... and your hair. can i touch your hair?"



it worked.

go figure.

I'm partial to "I have that same dress!!!!"

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:30 PM
false hopes sink hard dicks

That reminds me, I had a horrible time trying to take a wizz today with morning wood. Ended up having to squat over the toilet while bent forward and holding my piece down. Thought my legs where going to give out before I was able to finish.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:30 PM
Fess palm.

Jericho
05-13-2009, 10:32 PM
how long does it take you to show the snake?
I've seen it. what does that tell you?

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 10:32 PM
I'm partial to "I have that same dress!!!!"
those are only good for ab 30 min when you're drunk at a bar, but they sure are fun to try.

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:32 PM
That reminds me, I had a horrible time trying to take a wizz today with morning wood. Ended up having to squat over the toilet while bent forward and holding my piece down. Thought my legs where going to give out before I was able to finish.

You can't hold your piss in for 2 minutes while your raisin collapses?

Candycane
05-13-2009, 10:32 PM
I've seen it. what does that tell you?

Are you calling Mikey a slut?

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:33 PM
I've seen it. what does that tell you?

Is there any part of any male member here you haven't seen?

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:34 PM
Is there any part of any male member here you haven't seen?
that's jericho you're talking to... no

Jericho
05-13-2009, 10:35 PM
Is there any part of any male member here you haven't seen?
Let's just say I wish the chicks were as eager to get naked more than you fags

Candycane
05-13-2009, 10:36 PM
I fuck on the first date.


I thought that was pretty much a given but when during the date? Like when she first gets in the Jeep as she is trying to adjust herself? During dinner you ask her to pick up your napkin and she bends down and there is One Eyed Willy hissing at her? Or closer to the walk to the pub and you act like a flasher on Mountain Dew?

Le Goat
05-13-2009, 10:37 PM
I thought that was pretty much a given but when during the date? Like when she first gets in the Jeep as she is trying to adjust herself? During dinner you ask her to pick up your napkin and she bends down and there is One Eyed Willy hissing at her? Or closer to the walk to the pub and you act like a flasher on Mountain Dew?

he knocks out the doorknob and puts his dick through so she can turn that

BIG PIZZLE
05-13-2009, 10:39 PM
You can't hold your piss in for 2 minutes while your raisin collapses?

I think he just likes to pee sitting down.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:39 PM
You can't hold your piss in for 2 minutes while your raisin collapses?

It was cold out, I wanted to get back under the covers.

Candycane
05-13-2009, 10:41 PM
Haha, actually i'm extremely shy around girls I've never met before. But after I get to know them, the "Mikey" comes out and it's on like donkey kong. Like I can't just go to a bar and pick up chicks unless I have a friend with me, but I can call pretty much any girl in my phone within 50 miles and get laid within the hour.

Aren't you more like NORAD with your global reach?

medlar
05-13-2009, 10:43 PM
That reminds me, I had a horrible time trying to take a wizz today with morning wood. Ended up having to squat over the toilet while bent forward and holding my piece down. Thought my legs where going to give out before I was able to finish.


........... the idea is to get rid of the wood first.............

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:43 PM
You where not joking, you do drink fast.

mongo
05-13-2009, 10:44 PM
after watching the dancing, suddenly the hat makes sense.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:44 PM
........... the idea is to get rid of the wood first.............

I can't smack it when I have to pee man. I'll last forever!

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 10:45 PM
Annnnd another.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/th_Movie2-2.jpg (http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/?action=view&current=Movie2-2.flv)


After seeing that from across the table... I'd hit it.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 10:45 PM
You'd die for me?

Face
05-13-2009, 10:46 PM
My point was that Sam is less a turn off and less creepy than a good percentage of men on this board. He seems to have a passion and a hobby and isn't a black out drug user. These are all appealing qualities, but what it boils down for everyone is that thing... ya know that squishy tushy thing that someone special does for you.
erm... thanks?

medlar
05-13-2009, 10:54 PM
yeah. Face is awesome. I've said it before. I'll say it again. We are totally going to have a beer one day you quit denying you don't wanna meet w/ me one day and take in some hockey. word.

Jericho
05-13-2009, 10:56 PM
yeah. Face is awesome. I've said it before. I'll say it again. We are totally going to have a beer one day you quit denying you don't wanna meet w/ me one day and take in some hockey. word.
You're creepier than mongo, cause you're a little kid

Face
05-13-2009, 10:57 PM
I'd hang with medlar, even if he is a dwarf

medlar
05-13-2009, 10:57 PM
No, I'm just a nice guy.

Face
05-13-2009, 10:59 PM
hey jerry you should move to my town, fast food places up here just can't hire people fast enough!

Nature's Folly
05-13-2009, 11:00 PM
Fuck stupid ass sam, the whole board has a fucking hard on for him it seems. I'm waiting for the crushing loneliness/worthlessness(is that a word? fuck it i don't care) to consume him to the point he impales himself with one of his toys.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 11:01 PM
you keep licking your lips like you're hungry.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 11:02 PM
We love you too man, you just need to produce more pics and video blogs.

mongo
05-13-2009, 11:02 PM
i can slam a beer pretty quick, but mikey makes me look foolish.

Face
05-13-2009, 11:02 PM
Fuck stupid ass sam, the whole board has a fucking hard on for him it seems. I'm waiting for the crushing loneliness/worthlessness(is that a word? fuck it i don't care) to consume him to the point he impales himself with one of his toys.
I'm like your polar opposite, fat but loveable in spite of being a bitter, negative asshole

Jericho
05-13-2009, 11:07 PM
you keep licking your lips like you're hungry.
It'd be cool if you french kissed my wiener

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 11:09 PM
Do I have to speak French to it? Because my French is bleugheux.

WET HOT MESS
05-13-2009, 11:10 PM
Annnnnnnnd another one.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/th_Movie3.jpg (http://s7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/?action=view&current=Movie3.flv)Don't take offense, better make amends, rip it up to shreds and let it gooooooo.

medlar
05-13-2009, 11:12 PM
Enjoy that crushing hangover tommorrow.

Nature's Folly
05-13-2009, 11:12 PM
I'm like your polar opposite, fat but loveable in spite of being a bitter, negative asshole

I'm quite loveable actually...just not on the board.

Kerjack
05-13-2009, 11:14 PM
Those DSLs earned him a particularly speedy throat during his time in the pen.

Nature's Folly
05-13-2009, 11:14 PM
Those DSLs earned him a particularly speedy throat during his time in the pen.

?????

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 11:15 PM
Enjoy that crushing hangover tommorrow.
megative medley?

mongo
05-13-2009, 11:16 PM
hangovers are for people who don't drink enough.

Face
05-13-2009, 11:16 PM
I'm quite loveable actually...just not on the board.
like I said, polar opposite!

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 11:22 PM
hangovers are for people who don't drink enough.
it's just a matter of training.

mongo
05-13-2009, 11:23 PM
it's just a matter of training.

similar to driving drunk.

mongo
05-13-2009, 11:28 PM
sexy.as.fuck.

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 11:30 PM
i feel like marcus should be here for this

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 11:31 PM
soco would make the beer sweet right? might have to try that sometime

medlar
05-13-2009, 11:33 PM
Watching people with no tolerance level to alcohol is more fun.

mongo
05-13-2009, 11:38 PM
socality!

}{arlequin
05-13-2009, 11:57 PM
here i was, minding my own business and having post thai beers was gonna go watch a movie or some bsg, and mikey singlehandedly seduced induced me into drinking. g&t #2 is ready to go. cheers!

Jericho
05-14-2009, 12:27 AM
Live action Charles! Hooray!

WET HOT MESS
05-14-2009, 12:32 AM
Charlie's so cute!

Mustard
05-14-2009, 12:33 AM
I can't make up my mind. Is Charlie more awesome than Chew, or is Chew more awesome than Charlie?

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 12:33 AM
too lazy for vid


http://www.yoimg.com/i/4fdcfd1b458ac8b6aea1350100e545d4-hoto25.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/4fdcfd1b458ac8b6aea1350100e545d4-hoto25.jpg.html)



http://www.yoimg.com/i/e09cb2bf6ca444d76c9e01fa38429686-hoto29.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/e09cb2bf6ca444d76c9e01fa38429686-hoto29.jpg.html)

Jericho
05-14-2009, 12:34 AM
I can't make up my mind. Is Charlie more awesome than Chew, or is Chew more awesome than Charlie?
Chew is pretty fantasticsauce

WET HOT MESS
05-14-2009, 12:37 AM
too lazy for vid


http://www.yoimg.com/i/4fdcfd1b458ac8b6aea1350100e545d4-hoto25.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/4fdcfd1b458ac8b6aea1350100e545d4-hoto25.jpg.html)



http://www.yoimg.com/i/e09cb2bf6ca444d76c9e01fa38429686-hoto29.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/e09cb2bf6ca444d76c9e01fa38429686-hoto29.jpg.html)Nice glasses. And watch. And hair.

mongo
05-14-2009, 12:38 AM
i'd probably fuck }{

Face
05-14-2009, 12:38 AM
my watch is nicer

Mustard
05-14-2009, 12:38 AM
You're gonna make me delete a hard drive to prove how awesome charlie is, aren't you?
If Charlie deleted the HD, then I'd give him the nod w/o question.

Face
05-14-2009, 12:38 AM
probably

Mustard
05-14-2009, 12:40 AM
But a video of Chew ascending a flight of stairs would quickly sway me back to his corner...

RedBeard

Jericho
05-14-2009, 12:42 AM
}{ is hairylike....ANIMALLL!

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 12:43 AM
my watch is nicer
prolly. i work on my car wearing this one.

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 12:46 AM
}{ is hairylike....ANIMALLL!
oddly enough, that ends at my elbow

Jericho
05-14-2009, 12:49 AM
oddly enough, that ends at my elbow
Prove it, mudstuffin!

medlar
05-14-2009, 12:50 AM
Nice glasses. And watch. And hair.

And the edgy light stand is real nice.

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 12:56 AM
Prove it, mudstuffin!
shitty cam fail

http://www.yoimg.com/i/92327d1145482d8c1378b2c8fade4191-hoto30.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/92327d1145482d8c1378b2c8fade4191-hoto30.jpg.html)

mongo
05-14-2009, 12:58 AM
i bet }{ has a fucking sweater on his chest.

Jericho
05-14-2009, 12:59 AM
You hear that?

That's the sounds of panties droppin all round this piece

WET HOT MESS
05-14-2009, 01:02 AM
Panties are dropping all over gmf. Everyone here is a certified whore.

WET HOT MESS
05-14-2009, 01:03 AM
I wanna join in the forearm shot thingy!

Kerjack
05-14-2009, 01:03 AM
I have the form, but it hasn't been notarized yet.

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 01:04 AM
your hairs stops at the elbow too? sweet! /ghey

mongo
05-14-2009, 01:04 AM
i has almost no arm hair.

http://i39.tinypic.com/35hifk6.jpg

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 01:08 AM
i bet }{ has a fucking sweater on his chest.
moar than you (YES I SAW IT) but it's localized

http://www.yoimg.com/i/9af8c311a83ad549df52dc5387228122-hoto32.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/9af8c311a83ad549df52dc5387228122-hoto32.jpg.html)

Jericho
05-14-2009, 01:09 AM
Ladies and gents, we have ourselves a forearm-off!

WET HOT MESS
05-14-2009, 01:09 AM
http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/3572/ae476635710452.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/ae476635710452)

mongo
05-14-2009, 01:09 AM
eg packs some heat.

WET HOT MESS
05-14-2009, 01:09 AM
You guys make this too much fun.

Jericho
05-14-2009, 01:11 AM
You guys make this too much fun.
}{ and EG only enhance night crew, honeybuns

WET HOT MESS
05-14-2009, 01:12 AM
I know they do and I do <3 for that.

Kerjack
05-14-2009, 01:12 AM
You guys call that arm hair?
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/IMG_2299.jpg

mongo
05-14-2009, 01:13 AM
i'm hairy too!

http://i42.tinypic.com/dr9vyc.jpg

Kerjack
05-14-2009, 01:14 AM
chest hairz?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo18-1.jpg
I would, but I shaved a while back. Hasn't filled back in yet. Still, yours is quite impressive.

Jericho
05-14-2009, 01:14 AM
I have an alarming lack of hair compared to youse guys.

Kerjack
05-14-2009, 01:14 AM
i'm hairy too!



TOO CLOSE TO THE HERP!

Jericho
05-14-2009, 01:14 AM
I guess I compensate with BEARDZ

WET HOT MESS
05-14-2009, 01:16 AM
Ew mongo, what the hell?

mongo
05-14-2009, 01:16 AM
i have hair on my head and in my pants, outside of that, it's sparse as hell.

Hodge
05-14-2009, 01:16 AM
You guys call that arm hair?
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/IMG_2299.jpg
JESUS!

Kerjack
05-14-2009, 01:17 AM
You should see my legs. On a gay side note I shaved my arms and legs once. Weirdest feeling ever wading into water after you are used to having hair.

mongo
05-14-2009, 01:19 AM
i has a forest in my asscrack too, but my cheeks are hair free.

WET HOT MESS
05-14-2009, 01:20 AM
You always kill the mood.

mongo
05-14-2009, 01:21 AM
should i post pics of it?

Kerjack
05-14-2009, 01:21 AM
i has a forest in my asscrack too, but my cheeks are hair free.

If you prefer a clean wipe nair works wonders. Unless you sweat a lot, then you'll regret it.

Hodge
05-14-2009, 01:21 AM
You should see my legs. On a gay side note I shaved my arms and legs once. Weirdest feeling ever wading into water after you are used to having hair.
I'll trim between the belt and neck; shave the face, twig, and berries; but the rest is part of manhood.

Jericho
05-14-2009, 01:22 AM
i has a forest in my asscrack too, but my cheeks are hair free.
I am virtually hairless below the neck. I dunno where this Bear nonsense comes from!

Hodge
05-14-2009, 01:22 AM
should i post pics of it?
No thanks. I'm too young to gouge my eyes out.

STDSkillz
05-14-2009, 01:23 AM
OMG CAN I BE COOL TOO?!??

http://img4.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/3936/39366146022c84d3aa82d072a6e6e7adfe4af3c.jpg

Kerjack
05-14-2009, 01:23 AM
I'll trim between the belt and neck; shave the face, twig, and berries; but the rest is part of manhood.

Meh, I'll try about anything once.

mongo
05-14-2009, 01:23 AM
penn fucking state?! GTFO!

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 01:24 AM
I dunno where this Bear nonsense comes from!
cold climates

Jericho
05-14-2009, 01:24 AM
My arm is all smooth and freckly

STDSkillz
05-14-2009, 01:25 AM
penn fucking state?! GTFO!
My dad got his doctorate there, it's not my fault!!

Hodge
05-14-2009, 01:27 AM
Since I'm a little late to the forearm party...
http://thumbnails17.imagebam.com/3572/4f9c7d35710923.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/4f9c7d35710923)

Mustard
05-14-2009, 01:28 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/16h4wed.jpg

Here is my contribution.

More like fivearm.

Kerjack
05-14-2009, 01:28 AM
Sorry you lost me Mike.

Hodge
05-14-2009, 01:29 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo21-1.jpg
Don't fucking tempt me.

mongo
05-14-2009, 01:30 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo21-1.jpg

i'm hairy too!

http://i42.tinypic.com/dr9vyc.jpg

god fucking damn. we need more pussy gettin' wet pics around here.

STDSkillz
05-14-2009, 01:32 AM
I has no hair on my lower belly.

Hodge
05-14-2009, 01:33 AM
That's it!
http://thumbnails10.imagebam.com/3572/43fb5135711173.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/4f9c7d35710923)

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 01:33 AM
If you prefer a clean wipe nair works wonders.
i really don't know why a straight man would know that. unless you're phelps and you race in the nude

Face
05-14-2009, 01:34 AM
I'm so hairy that my hair is hairy

Face
05-14-2009, 01:34 AM
I coulda played chewbacca and not needed a costume!

Face
05-14-2009, 01:34 AM
when I was born, they thought I was a drain clog

Face
05-14-2009, 01:34 AM
I don't know what that means

STDSkillz
05-14-2009, 01:35 AM
MOAR PICS FACE

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 01:36 AM
when I was born, they thought I was a drain clog
are ya greek? eyetalian? armenian? *gasp* turkish??

Face
05-14-2009, 01:37 AM
I'm adopted

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 01:38 AM
facesquatch?

Face
05-14-2009, 01:39 AM
it'd explain my height and my impressively endowed... feet

Face
05-14-2009, 01:39 AM
and my generally surly attitude

Hodge
05-14-2009, 01:40 AM
Aw, Wii left.

}{arlequin
05-14-2009, 01:40 AM
and my generally surly attitude
you're in the 'messin w/ sasquatch' beef jerky ads arentcha?

Mustard
05-14-2009, 01:41 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2u5au5c.jpg

Face
05-14-2009, 01:41 AM
no but I was the sasquatch's stunt double in the kokanee beer ads for years

Hodge
05-14-2009, 01:42 AM
Did you get any free hootch outta that?

Kerjack
05-14-2009, 01:42 AM
Screw you guys, how gay is this getting

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n299/Vaun_Kerjack/IMG_2308i.jpg
Time for a trim I see.

STDSkillz
05-14-2009, 01:43 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2u5au5c.jpg
Are you challenging me to a handwriting contest?

STDSkillz
05-14-2009, 01:43 AM
AHHHH Kerjy's hairy!!

Face
05-14-2009, 01:43 AM
Did you get any free hootch outta that?
no but I did get to 'try out' the glacier girls, if you know what I mean

Kerjack
05-14-2009, 01:43 AM
Now that contest I will lose.