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STDSkillz
06-06-2009, 04:50 PM
Well, if you can't find it, then you can always buy another one, money bags.
The only thing my bags are filled with is shame and booze.
Mustard
06-06-2009, 04:51 PM
The only thing my bags are filled with is shame and booze.
Nice. Ya know, if you need more shame, I can always help you out with getting more.
Kerjack
06-06-2009, 04:53 PM
how does that not get you pussy?
Because unlike STD, I don't know how to use it :'(
STDSkillz
06-06-2009, 04:56 PM
Nice. Ya know, if you need more shame, I can always help you out with getting more.
If you're suggesting that you're going to rape me, that's only going to give me joy.
Because unlike STD, I don't know how to use it :'(
On my two graphing calculators, I can graph a flower. You'd be surprised how many girls love that.
Le Goat
06-06-2009, 04:57 PM
god damn virgins
Mustard
06-06-2009, 05:00 PM
If you're suggesting that you're going to rape me, that's only going to give me joy.
I never rape the willing.
Maybe I could come over and make fun of how small your television is.
WET HOT MESS
06-06-2009, 05:01 PM
Let's see this flower graph.
}{arlequin
06-06-2009, 05:02 PM
free place is still a free place...
...but this
I'm a faggot:
http://img9.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/4081/4081119523b90e86a2fa182be14198ac084417f.jpg
http://img238.imagevenue.com/loc136/th_69719_down-Sarah_Michelle_Gellar-SNL1999-05-15c_123_136lo.jpg (http://img238.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=69719_down-Sarah_Michelle_Gellar-SNL1999-05-15c_123_136lo.jpg)
Kerjack
06-06-2009, 05:03 PM
You think if I bought him a wig he would let me run my hand though his hair and call him Sarah?
You think if I bought him a wig he would let me run my hand though his hair and call him Sarah?
You're a creepy dude.
}{arlequin
06-06-2009, 05:08 PM
i think he'd prefer if you bought a calculator
Mustard
06-06-2009, 05:09 PM
You're a creepy dude.
I was thinking the exact same thing.
Jericho
06-06-2009, 05:13 PM
I'll bet kerjack has some girl trapped at the bottom of a well.
Mustard
06-06-2009, 05:15 PM
I'll bet kerjack has some girl trapped at the bottom of a well.
I dare you to go over to Kerjack's house and find out.
Jericho
06-06-2009, 05:16 PM
I dare you to go over to Kerjack's house and find out.
Couldn't pay me, dude
Mustard
06-06-2009, 05:19 PM
Couldn't pay me, dude
Pussy. I'd do it, because I know that its only a schtick.
I hope.
}{arlequin
06-06-2009, 05:21 PM
Pussy. I'd do it, because I know that its only a schtick.
I hope.
so far girls surrounding kj have been safe. so you'll be fine
Jericho
06-06-2009, 05:22 PM
Pussy. I'd do it, because I know that its only a schtick.
I hope.
This is kerjack. True story
http://i35.tinypic.com/4fzfch.jpg
Mustard
06-06-2009, 05:24 PM
so far girls surrounding kj have been safe. so you'll be fine
I'm not sure what that means.
This is kerjack. True story
http://i35.tinypic.com/4fzfch.jpg
I always liked that guy... Should be a hoot.
Kerjack
06-06-2009, 05:35 PM
Except my voice is of no angel
STDSkillz
06-06-2009, 08:20 PM
god damn virgins
Hey now, I'm no virgin. I've had some pasty nerd sex in my day, good sir!
I never rape the willing.
Maybe I could come over and make fun of how small your television is.
Yeah, the TV sucks balls. That'll be one of my first purchases when I start making money.
Let's see this flower graph.
Only for you, Neeterz, only for you.
It's really hard to write and hold a camera at the same time.
dsrYlUusD78
You think if I bought him a wig he would let me run my hand though his hair and call him Sarah?
You're a creepy dude.
But don't worry, it still turns me on. You spin right round baby, right round...
Mustard
06-07-2009, 06:38 AM
Hey now, I'm no virgin. I've had some pasty nerd sex in my day, good sir!
Yeah, the TV sucks balls. That'll be one of my first purchases when I start making money.
Only for you, Neeterz, only for you.
It's really hard to write and hold a camera at the same time.
dsrYlUusD78
But don't worry, it still turns me on. You spin right round baby, right round...
Awww, thats so cute!
RedBEARD
06-07-2009, 08:39 PM
Memorial Day's feast was awesome - it consisted of pork fat, baked beans, roasted sweet potatoes and ribeyes.
http://img25.imagevenue.com/loc894/th_24890_DSCF8408_122_894lo.JPG (http://img25.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=24890_DSCF8408_122_894lo.JPG)http://img233.imagevenue.com/loc549/th_24899_DSCF8411_122_549lo.JPG (http://img233.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=24899_DSCF8411_122_549lo.JPG)http://img194.imagevenue.com/loc437/th_24903_DSCF8416_122_437lo.JPG (http://img194.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=24903_DSCF8416_122_437lo.JPG)http://img173.imagevenue.com/loc379/th_24906_DSCF8417_122_379lo.JPG (http://img173.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=24906_DSCF8417_122_379lo.JPG)
Gary_Busey
06-07-2009, 08:41 PM
What the fuck is that bacon covered thing?
RedBEARD
06-07-2009, 08:44 PM
That's the baked beans.
http://img109.imagevenue.com/loc669/th_25359_DSCF8407_122_669lo.JPG (http://img109.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=25359_DSCF8407_122_669lo.JPG)
Le Goat
06-07-2009, 08:46 PM
that's the only way I eat my baked beans
but for me, Ranch Style > Baked beans
}{arlequin
06-07-2009, 11:08 PM
that's like a taste bud orgasm.
do want
my real mom is dead and my fake mom is in paris
Kerjack
06-08-2009, 01:28 AM
The ONLY time you'll ever see me smiling.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo8.jpg
You're Goatse'ing arn't you?
Kerjack
06-08-2009, 01:33 AM
Either that or the pharmacy screwed up and gave you your happy pain pills in a suppository configuration.
Jericho
06-08-2009, 01:35 AM
kerjack made a funny
Archangel
06-08-2009, 08:53 AM
Did Kyle just delete a post here, or was I hallucinating?
Archangel
06-08-2009, 10:03 AM
Can't say I did, no.
Le Goat
06-08-2009, 10:03 AM
The ONLY time you'll ever see me smiling.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo8.jpg
lol down syndrome
The Dude
06-08-2009, 09:26 PM
saw this sexy thing today over on newbury st while walking gus after work:
http://i42.tinypic.com/2z7mn0i.jpg
BIG PIZZLE
06-08-2009, 09:41 PM
I would like that in blue.
Hodge
06-08-2009, 11:55 PM
I would like that to be in Blue.
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 01:05 AM
saw this sexy thing today over on newbury st while walking gus after work:
430 ftw
i've been toying w/ the thought of what my next car should be... i'm biased so the idea of a pre-owned gt3 always comes up... the catch is, if i make myself fit into the used gt3 bracket, i'm just a step shy of owning a 360. and for daily driving, the ferrari definitely takes the top spot. the problem is, you can treat your 911 (even if it IS a gt3) just like a honda civic and it'll be fine, whereas w/ the ferrari, you're looking at 10k/yr just to keep it in good shape...
...so, it sounds like i already convinced myself, but at the same time, my commute is 6 blocks. each way. which means, mileage is negligible. the rest of the driving would be pure fun. which would hopefully curb that 10k/yr expense
this should prolly b in the car thread...
Gary_Busey
06-09-2009, 01:16 AM
430 ftw
i've been toying w/ the thought of what my next car should be... i'm biased so the idea of a pre-owned gt3 always comes up... the catch is, if i make myself fit into the used gt3 bracket, i'm just a step shy of owning a 360. and for daily driving, the ferrari definitely takes the top spot. the problem is, you can treat your 911 (even if it IS a gt3) just like a honda civic and it'll be fine, whereas w/ the ferrari, you're looking at 10k/yr just to keep it in good shape...
...so, it sounds like i already convinced myself, but at the same time, my commute is 6 blocks. each way. which means, mileage is negligible. the rest of the driving would be pure fun. which would hopefully curb that 10k/yr expense
this should prolly b in the car thread...
6 blocks? Buy a fucking bike.
Das Kahlua
06-09-2009, 01:18 AM
A bike makes a normal person look poor. It makes an Asian look like he's a Chinese delivery boy.
Hot chicks won't bang they guy who brings them chicken and broccoli.
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 01:27 AM
6 blocks? Buy a fucking bike.
i own a norton and a fuji.
still, i end up cabbing or walking, depending on when i get up.
I think I'm gonna start wearing my fedora again
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/fedora.jpg
damn, I'm a sexy beast
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 01:39 AM
no.
i mean, yes to the latter... umm no.. no, no. no to fedora... umm nocommenttosexybeast.... no fedora though...
fuck you, my fedora is awesome
WET HOT MESS
06-09-2009, 01:41 AM
I rock the fedora better.
Mustard
06-09-2009, 01:41 AM
not all ideas are good ideas.
I rock the fedora better.
I require proof
Jericho
06-09-2009, 01:44 AM
I think I'm gonna start wearing my fedora again
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/fedora.jpg
damn, I'm a sexy beast
Sexy Beast has been copyrighted
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 01:44 AM
fuck you, my fedora is awesome
I rock the fedora better.
haha
let it be known, i called it before s/h/e did
Jericho
06-09-2009, 01:44 AM
Also,lulz at two McD's drinks hangin out back there
Das Kahlua
06-09-2009, 01:44 AM
I think I'm gonna start wearing my fedora again
damn, I'm a sexy beast
You have such a fat head, or a small fedora, it looks like a yarmulke on you.
EDIT: Also,lulz at two McD's drinks hangin out back there
Fat head it is.
You have such a fat head, or a small fedora, it looks like a yarmulke on you.
EDIT:
Fat head it is.
its the angle
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 01:46 AM
srsly though.... maybe it's the angle of the pic and how you got it cocked, but it looks miniscule on your head. proportionwise, it looks all wrong! so, change the angle or something
Also,lulz at two McD's drinks hangin out back there
fuck I thought I cropped all that shit out
Das Kahlua
06-09-2009, 01:47 AM
its the angle
It must have been a panoramic to get your whole head in.
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 01:49 AM
its the angle
srsly though.... maybe it's the angle
i lold
n i agree
WET HOT MESS
06-09-2009, 01:58 AM
Taking pictures are hard!
Das Kahlua
06-09-2009, 02:02 AM
The Gundam figurines in the background scream internet dating.
BIG PIZZLE
06-09-2009, 02:02 AM
Your fat head is too big for that hat.
they're transformers, not gundams
Your fat head is too big for that hat.
and your ego is too big for your head, so we're even
Das Kahlua
06-09-2009, 02:04 AM
they're transformers, not gundams
That ruins your chance of any hot asian nerd-chick ass.
Jericho
06-09-2009, 02:05 AM
they're transformers, not gundams
Who gives a shit?
Will-Kill
06-09-2009, 02:06 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v703/GPonce/507701658.jpg
That ruins your chance of any hot asian nerd-chick ass.
my gundams are in the other room
Das Kahlua
06-09-2009, 02:07 AM
Your fat head is too big for that hat.
We've been over that. He claims it's some kind of optical illusion based on the angle.
}{ agrees with Face, and he's asian (I think), so I'm leaning towards deferring to him on matters of math and science.
<3
Das Kahlua
06-09-2009, 02:08 AM
my gundams are in the other room
The rape room?
Jericho
06-09-2009, 02:08 AM
}{ looks like fucking Elton John. He's a white's white.
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 02:09 AM
i can practically hear the gmf female population unsubscribing
}{ sent me the first 2 seasons of DS9 for free, he's tops in my book
right up until that last post
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 02:11 AM
}{ looks like fucking Elton John. He's a white's white.
i lol'd
huh?
Das Kahlua
06-09-2009, 02:12 AM
}{ looks like fucking Elton John. He's a white's white.
I've always imagined him looking like Hiro from Heroes. Dunno why. I guess just because that guy makes me laugh.
I'm going to continue to go with that image.
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 02:13 AM
right up until that last post
i.
R.
tryin'.
to
help!
WET HOT MESS
06-09-2009, 02:15 AM
http://i39.tinypic.com/2wn03lj.jpg
gross, huh?
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 02:17 AM
this looks like chapter one in the optical illusions book
anita makes me feel funny
Jericho
06-09-2009, 02:18 AM
anota makes me feel funny
It's her jagged arms and legs. They fucking hurt like crazy.
WET HOT MESS
06-09-2009, 02:19 AM
Boredom leads to odd behavior.
Das Kahlua
06-09-2009, 02:19 AM
anota makes me feel funny
It's called an 'erection.'
It happens to all guys after a certain age, it's completely normal.
WET HOT MESS
06-09-2009, 02:27 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/2jawwzq.jpg
I take terrible pictures.
I want to fuck your armpit cause it kinda looks like a naughty part.
}{arlequin
06-09-2009, 02:30 AM
I take terrible pictures.
but that's an awesomely proportioned fedora!
WET HOT MESS
06-09-2009, 02:30 AM
I just noticed that myself.
edit: to bizz's comment.
WET HOT MESS
06-09-2009, 02:31 AM
but that's an awesomely proportioned fedora!
It got chopped off!
Mustard
06-09-2009, 02:31 AM
I <3 Aneeter's cam whorishnesses. They make me feel good about things.
WET HOT MESS
06-09-2009, 02:33 AM
I don't know how to take that, but thanks?
Mustard
06-09-2009, 02:34 AM
Its a good thing.
Mustard
06-09-2009, 02:34 AM
I just realized how creepy that statement was.
Maybe I shouldn't be watching this comic on Conan?
WET HOT MESS
06-09-2009, 02:36 AM
CONANDO!
Mustard
06-09-2009, 02:38 AM
I liked Nachito as well.
I want to be Nachito... *sigh*
Smells like crackers and fish in here.
mongo
06-09-2009, 02:52 AM
well, this thread looks swell....
Mustard
06-09-2009, 02:52 AM
Your mom smells like death.
me luv u long time
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090609_4.jpg
medlar
06-09-2009, 12:23 PM
Well, at least your not looking jaundiced.
I'll be 39 in 3 months.
I can't believe how sexy and young I am for my age.
Most dudes I went to school with look like they are over with.
Morfin
06-09-2009, 12:28 PM
me luv u long time
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090609_4.jpg
http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp152/MorfinGMF/Thoughtful2.jpg
CTricksterGirl
06-09-2009, 12:36 PM
But can that ape pop kills and drink a bottle of Jack like UNC.....I THINK NOT!
me luv u long time
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090609_4.jpg
Quick! Kill it!
Hannibal Lecter
06-09-2009, 12:44 PM
But can that ape pop kills and drink a bottle of Jack like UNC.....I THINK NOT!
This one could.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/SJimgSvLtaI/AAAAAAAACWk/Zg8f3Cefu38/s400/Snowflake+the+Gorilla.jpg
EDIT: Can even do the pose.
http://www.nationmaster.com/wikimir/images/upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/26/SnowflakeGorilla.jpg/200px-SnowflakeGorilla.jpg
CTricksterGirl
06-09-2009, 12:45 PM
This one could.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LbccUVbSRd8/SJimgSvLtaI/AAAAAAAACWk/Zg8f3Cefu38/s400/Snowflake+the+Gorilla.jpg
Is it odd that I feel both smiley AND creeped out at the same time by this creature?
In hindsight Marcus might actually be unable to be killed. I mean look at what he does willingly to his own body. You probably have to do some weird voodoo shit just to have the OFF chance of taking him down, or you know a .50 caliber machine gun.
I'm thinking of converting to a life where I can have magic panties.
Archangel
06-10-2009, 12:02 PM
Went to visit a friend over Pentecost weekend to get drunk and play some cards, turns out he had made up an actual schedule for those days.
View of the Hesse countryside from my mate's window.
http://i44.tinypic.com/xc15ef.jpg
The local count's palace.
http://i42.tinypic.com/14aiumw.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/fxcxma.jpg
The count in question.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2n6yele.jpg
It really is a picturesque little town...
http://i41.tinypic.com/eitjjm.jpg
Morfin
06-10-2009, 12:03 PM
Where're the Starbucks? Frickin' backwater country.
WET HOT MESS
06-10-2009, 12:05 PM
It's so pretty.
Archangel
06-10-2009, 12:15 PM
First night (mine, at least; some had been there since Friday): visiting the local brewery. We had about an hour to sample 18 varieties.
http://i39.tinypic.com/bhn3uc.jpg
Drunken card game after the football match. Go Werder.
http://i42.tinypic.com/i2ss94.jpg
Breakfast before going to church - sadly, no pics of the many hot Filipina girls that seem to make up a large part of the area's very small Catholic community.
http://i43.tinypic.com/1iob60.jpg
Sunday afternoon - trip to Heidelberg. My buddy here is a manager for the regional rail service, so we got to ask the train driver questions and shit. Yes, we are a bunch of nerds.
http://i42.tinypic.com/i3avki.jpg
The castle as seen from Heidelberg...
http://i42.tinypic.com/24nk48o.jpg
...and vice versa.
http://i40.tinypic.com/122n1w4.jpg
http://i41.tinypic.com/bdkxll.jpg
Negroes! Notice the shirt. Fittingly, the river which runs through Heidelberg is pronounced "Negger" in the local dialect. I wonder if the many American soldiers who live there are aware of this.
http://i39.tinypic.com/s3ggao.jpg
Some jackasses.
http://i41.tinypic.com/2mfekc4.jpg
http://i39.tinypic.com/2lmbgu9.jpg
WET HOT MESS
06-10-2009, 12:17 PM
I like your hair
Archangel
06-10-2009, 12:22 PM
The fact that we are not holding beer bottles in every pic is a huge lie, by the way.
Archangel
06-10-2009, 12:28 PM
Mattress being aired out at a local frat house (which make up most of the beautiful 17th to 19th century mansions leading up to the castle).
http://i39.tinypic.com/24ovl9c.jpg
A throne in the middle of the sidewalk. No fucking idea.
http://i40.tinypic.com/9glrh4.jpg
Night two, beer tent at the region's country fair. Right after the pic, the cards came out and nobody was sober enough to take pics anymore - dude on my left is a local colleague/friend of my mate's.
http://i42.tinypic.com/30hn1is.jpg
Also, I look really Asian in that photo.
Morfin
06-10-2009, 12:41 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/bhn3uc.jpg
So, it seems that you spend most of your life on-line with GMF nerds, and then, when you finally tear yourself away from your computer, you hang out with IRL nerds.
hatepoppy
06-10-2009, 12:43 PM
I like your hair
what's left of it, anyway.
Archangel
06-10-2009, 12:44 PM
So, it seems that you spend most of your life on-line with GMF nerds, and then, when you finally tear yourself away from your computer, you hang out with IRL nerds.
Oh, absolutely. One's an engineer, and another's a software programmer, for crying out loud.
It's a beautiful thing, though. All of us, we've been friends for at least 15 years, in some cases more than 20.
Archangel
06-10-2009, 12:45 PM
what's left of it, anyway.
Hey, compared to some of those bastards, I'm positively Mr fucking Follicles.
Archangel
06-10-2009, 12:50 PM
Final day, our buddy showed us some of his work - he's been building model trains since he was a kid, and now he gets to manage an entire rairoad network.
Anyway, train at the repair yard.
http://i39.tinypic.com/uq3om.jpg
For all of you who've always wanted to throw me under a train... Apparently, one of those wheels weighs 4,000 pounds.
http://i44.tinypic.com/9zvs61.jpg
Twelve cylinders of pure love: my mate and his '93 750i (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_E32), one of the greatest cars ever made in Germany. Or anywhere else, for that matter.
http://i39.tinypic.com/2i7qter.jpg
archie likes light blue way too much
Archangel
06-10-2009, 02:12 PM
What can I say, Carolina blue looks good on me.
mongo
06-10-2009, 02:18 PM
arch seems to be putting on some weight.
http://i39.tinypic.com/bhn3uc.jpg
Did the guy on the far right steal the guy on the far left's neck?
Billy
06-10-2009, 02:50 PM
Arch is good people, but I have to wonder what kind of guy carries around a camera to take group photos of their all guy friends
Arch is good people, but I have to wonder what kind of guy carries around a camera to take group photos of their all guy friends
Asian.
Billy
06-10-2009, 02:52 PM
yah, but that's mostly tourists, and even then chicks are involved
Morfin
06-10-2009, 02:53 PM
One picture of the guys, yeah, no problem. But multiple pictures... of the same group of guys just at different locations... well...
mongo
06-10-2009, 03:05 PM
arch seems to be putting on some weight.
ummm hmmmmm....
http://i44.tinypic.com/358v1vc.jpg
Billy
06-10-2009, 03:37 PM
Sweet new AV!
BIG PIZZLE
06-10-2009, 05:27 PM
Europeans are gay.
hatepoppy
06-10-2009, 05:29 PM
so are californians.
WET HOT MESS
06-12-2009, 10:40 AM
It's too early.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2zodjqx.jpg
Hannibal Lecter
06-12-2009, 10:50 AM
,she said at a quarter till noon.
WET HOT MESS
06-12-2009, 10:56 AM
People don't seem to realize that I was drawing a pink condom around my face.
hatepoppy
06-12-2009, 11:00 AM
fuck condoms!
fuldstændigamok
06-12-2009, 11:05 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/30hn1is.jpg
Also, I look really Asian in that photo.
Heh, on this pic, you look exactly like the asshole traitor in Asterix's "Le grand fossé".
http://i41.tinypic.com/5zk3ty.jpg
It's too early.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2zodjqx.jpg
I hope that's not your "O" face.
Le Goat
06-12-2009, 05:55 PM
It's too early.
http://i44.tinypic.com/2zodjqx.jpg
Messy dump?
NOTKyle
06-12-2009, 08:17 PM
I have silly ears.
http://i40.tinypic.com/1zl9hg8.jpg
Jericho
06-12-2009, 08:21 PM
Dude. What is wrong with your ear?
Jericho
06-12-2009, 08:24 PM
Can I has my shirt back, plz?
http://www.tvjab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/524px-mick-foley-at-signing.jpg
NOTKyle
06-12-2009, 08:32 PM
I love this fucking shirt.
And I never once noticed my ears were squiggly until my girl pointed it out like a year ago.
Jericho
06-12-2009, 08:37 PM
And his ear was ripped off, too!
NOTKyle
06-12-2009, 08:53 PM
You have some sexy fucking sunglasses.
Le Goat
06-12-2009, 08:54 PM
Sporting my new Oliver Peoples Victory 58's like a boss.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Likeaboss.jpg
cut your hair ya hippy faggot
Spanky
06-12-2009, 09:16 PM
bboorrrrreeeeddddddd
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ptdkbt.gif
Le Goat
06-12-2009, 09:18 PM
bboorrrrreeeeddddddd
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ptdkbt.gif
OMG IT'S BIZZq!!!!!
Phil Theehor
06-12-2009, 09:19 PM
Sporting my new Oliver Peoples Victory 58's like a boss.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Likeaboss.jpg
Not a bad look, chief. It worked for Maverick.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_kVOaqMOEKlE/SEcsX3Y4MGI/AAAAAAAAAzQ/EtNQvUeCdko/s400/top_gun_maverick_tom_cruise_suited.jpg
Spanky
06-12-2009, 09:20 PM
dont take the blue pill
Le Goat
06-12-2009, 09:29 PM
loved him in Fifth Element
mongo
06-12-2009, 10:06 PM
i just dropped $60 on 2 fifths and $7.95 on beer. it's gonna be a good weekend.
http://i40.tinypic.com/35b8cyf.jpg
Jericho
06-12-2009, 10:10 PM
Gin is my least favorite of the big five liquors...by a fucking lot
mongo
06-12-2009, 10:12 PM
dry gin on the rocks is mighty tasty.
Hodge
06-13-2009, 01:13 AM
Decent hit in the canyon today. It doesn't look like the river is going to get very high this year. That is both a bummer because I'll be standing on my head to keep people entertained in August and a relief since I don't have to stress about flipping.
http://thumbnails18.imagebam.com/3885/18fe8738848499.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/18fe8738848499)
I feel good
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090613_1.jpg
BIG PIZZLE
06-13-2009, 07:26 PM
Gin is my least favorite of the big five liquors...by a fucking lot
For me it goes, scotch/irish whiskey, tequila, cognac, gin, vodka, rum. Gin v. vodka is a tough call tho.
IdiotBrain
06-13-2009, 07:55 PM
Scotch Whiskey, Whiskey, Tequila, Cognac, Sake, Vodka, Gin, Everclear.
Le Goat
06-15-2009, 12:58 PM
New Cowboy Stadium, took this while walkin' to a Ranger game before I left for Chicago.
http://i40.tinypic.com/1tab7c.jpg
Yay Giordano's
http://i39.tinypic.com/9thefo.jpg
Maserati Dealership not too far from my Apt.
http://i44.tinypic.com/258b9s8.jpg
Purdy road close to home
http://i44.tinypic.com/fx9co9.jpg
George Foreman Steamed Steak (bleh) Wasn't too bad.
http://i44.tinypic.com/1hw4tz.jpg
annnnnnnnd that's all the gay pics I've recently taken.
mongo
06-15-2009, 01:10 PM
is that a fucking glock, faggot?
mongo
06-15-2009, 01:13 PM
dude that pic is too small. i can't see dick.
mongo
06-15-2009, 01:16 PM
exactly. when i can't see detail, i jump to conclusions.
i even have a mat that helps me do so.
mongo
06-15-2009, 01:21 PM
in case you didn't notice, i already said that glocks were for faggots a few posts back. stop copying me.
Le Goat
06-15-2009, 01:28 PM
the guy killing minorities
Le Goat
06-15-2009, 01:32 PM
I need to hurry up and get Illinois unbelievably retarded Card thingy so I can buy/have a weapon
http://i40.tinypic.com/2lazl7o.jpg
fat jokes to commence
mxlplkt
06-15-2009, 01:51 PM
You look stoned
Summer
06-15-2009, 01:51 PM
red eyes...
pizza...
munchiez?
nope, not stoned.... but very drunk and very excited about pizza
http://i42.tinypic.com/2cse5wp.jpg
with my friend and shit tanked creepy guy who bought me a drink, saw me with drink 5 minutes later, and asked me angrily who got me that drink
mongo
06-15-2009, 02:06 PM
http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc32/mongotap13/gsdaew.jpg
i gots a lot of teeth going on in that blowjay
Le Goat
06-15-2009, 02:46 PM
fatty mcpizzafat
Gary_Busey
06-15-2009, 05:32 PM
I'd fuck fat mirt and her nosey friend.
}{arlequin
06-15-2009, 05:49 PM
don't be afraid ladies, i don't bite. hard.
http://www.yoimg.com/i/18648dddf488950b27083f68bbb6ac21-09408mc1122443lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/18648dddf488950b27083f68bbb6ac21-09408mc1122443lo.jpg.html)
Le Goat
06-15-2009, 05:50 PM
don't be afraid ladies, i don't bite. hard.
http://www.yoimg.com/i/18648dddf488950b27083f68bbb6ac21-09408mc1122443lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/18648dddf488950b27083f68bbb6ac21-09408mc1122443lo.jpg.html)
Someone better shoop this with azn's and a PP7
Le Goat
06-15-2009, 05:50 PM
also
I SEE YOUR BULGE!
Gary_Busey
06-15-2009, 05:56 PM
I'm gonna come up to D.C. and wear white blazers with }{.
Le Goat
06-15-2009, 05:58 PM
and shave my pubes then glue them to my chest
i'll be fightin' women off like ants
}{arlequin
06-15-2009, 05:59 PM
even i would have a hard time pulling that off in dc
Claydon
06-15-2009, 06:03 PM
don't be afraid ladies, i don't bite. hard.
http://www.yoimg.com/i/18648dddf488950b27083f68bbb6ac21-09408mc1122443lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/18648dddf488950b27083f68bbb6ac21-09408mc1122443lo.jpg.html)
CRaTekm9Ak8
i think there is a resemblance...
Archangel
06-15-2009, 06:07 PM
Stop it with those ads already. We got the message, you've got a huge boner for the dude.
Claydon
06-15-2009, 06:08 PM
Stop it with those ads already. We got the message, you've got a huge boner for the dude.
for }{?
yes... yes i do
}{arlequin
06-15-2009, 06:18 PM
...this is what white can score you
http://www.yoimg.com/i/6bf1b97fb9e084230be3be3253ab4006-11178mc2122452lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/6bf1b97fb9e084230be3be3253ab4006-11178mc2122452lo.jpg.html)
(btw, they're sisters)
Spanky
06-15-2009, 06:20 PM
or money
Le Goat
06-15-2009, 06:30 PM
Or coins
mongo
06-15-2009, 06:36 PM
Hookers?
WET HOT MESS
06-15-2009, 06:53 PM
}{'s picture isn't showing up for me. I'm saddddddd. I'm not good enough to view it I suppose.
STDSkillz
06-15-2009, 06:54 PM
When I grow up, I want to be }{
Jericho
06-15-2009, 06:56 PM
}{'s picture isn't showing up for me. I'm saddddddd. I'm not good enough to view it I suppose.
It's prettaaaay, pretttaaaay, prettaaaaaay, pretty good
mongo
06-15-2009, 06:58 PM
}{ is cool, but I'd rather be marcus.
STDSkillz
06-15-2009, 07:01 PM
I like to aim for more plausible goals in my life. I will never be Marcus.
WET HOT MESS
06-15-2009, 07:02 PM
I think he meant underaged...
Kerjack
06-15-2009, 07:05 PM
When I grow up I hope to not wear diapers
STDSkillz
06-15-2009, 07:07 PM
See, and I do.
}{arlequin
06-15-2009, 07:20 PM
or money
we might've run up a bit of tab one night, but it usually ain't like that
http://content.imagesocket.com/thumbs/14805_tab_122_948lo34e.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/14805_tab_122_948lo34e.jpg)
Claydon
06-15-2009, 07:20 PM
}{ is cool, but I'd rather be marcus.
but he's poor...and you dislike such notions
Kerjack
06-15-2009, 07:22 PM
}{ is better off then I thought. Holy crap nappers.
STDSkillz
06-15-2009, 07:23 PM
Dinners should not cost more than college tuition.
Jericho
06-15-2009, 07:24 PM
lulz Cristal. You ain't Diddy.
WET HOT MESS
06-15-2009, 07:25 PM
That's a bit of mula for some alchy hawl.
The Dude
06-15-2009, 07:26 PM
...this is what white can score you
http://www.yoimg.com/i/6bf1b97fb9e084230be3be3253ab4006-11178mc2122452lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/6bf1b97fb9e084230be3be3253ab4006-11178mc2122452lo.jpg.html)
(btw, they're sisters)
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/chuck_cocaine.jpg
}{arlequin
06-15-2009, 07:28 PM
lulz Cristal. You ain't Diddy.
i hardly touch the stuff but chicks in nightclubs favor bubbly, that's why there are 6 of those and only 2 bottles of vodka... i'll dig up a pic of the drink menu later.
}{arlequin
06-15-2009, 07:36 PM
That's a bit of mula for some alchy hawl.
sad thing is, no matter what you order, it's still cheaper to buy a bottle(s) than individual drinks. plus, you get a booth/table/service etc
euros are crazy
Kerjack
06-15-2009, 07:39 PM
Your one night of drinking cost nearly six times what it cost me on the road in April and I covered eight states and was gone for one and a half weeks.
Spanky
06-15-2009, 07:47 PM
MIRT HUNGRY
http://i44.tinypic.com/ealesg.gif
}{arlequin
06-15-2009, 07:49 PM
i'm not claiming this makes any kind of sense.
it's just the price of admission to the other side of the tracks
STDSkillz
06-15-2009, 07:49 PM
That's frightening. Because it's so real.
Kerjack
06-15-2009, 07:52 PM
i'm not claiming this makes any kind of sense.
it's just the price of admission to the other side of the tracks
I might have trouble getting there then...
... how much is the worlds most expensive orange juice?
Nature's Folly
06-15-2009, 07:53 PM
don't be afraid ladies, i don't bite. hard.
http://www.yoimg.com/i/18648dddf488950b27083f68bbb6ac21-09408mc1122443lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/18648dddf488950b27083f68bbb6ac21-09408mc1122443lo.jpg.html)
And welcome to Fantasy Island....
mongo
06-15-2009, 08:04 PM
i always thought dropping $500 in one night made me a high roller. i was wrong.
hatepoppy
06-15-2009, 08:09 PM
yeah i dropped four grand one day but fuck that was on the room food gambling alcohol weed strippers and a bikini wax.
}{arlequin
06-15-2009, 08:11 PM
the prices are in euros and the exchange rate ain't helping things, though at this point it's moot i guess
BIG PIZZLE
06-15-2009, 08:58 PM
Your amex is going to assrape you on top of the exchange rate.
WET HOT MESS
06-15-2009, 08:59 PM
What's that new thing on exchange rates? Are they charging another arm and leg? I got a notice in the mail but didn't bother reading it.
BIG PIZZLE
06-15-2009, 09:03 PM
Yes, I believe in the industry it's commonly referred to as the "Assrape Clause".
WET HOT MESS
06-15-2009, 09:04 PM
That's gay.
BIG PIZZLE
06-15-2009, 09:06 PM
If you have enough money, you can be as gay as a warm bag of dicks. Just ask Liberace.
WET HOT MESS
06-15-2009, 09:06 PM
I don't even wanna go near him.
medlar
06-15-2009, 09:07 PM
...this is what white can score you
http://www.yoimg.com/i/6bf1b97fb9e084230be3be3253ab4006-11178mc2122452lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/6bf1b97fb9e084230be3be3253ab4006-11178mc2122452lo.jpg.html)
(btw, they're sisters)
You should share your knowledge and savvy of attracting/seducing babes that every budding pick-up artist must know.
BIG PIZZLE
06-15-2009, 09:09 PM
Game is to sold and not told, youngblood.
Jericho
06-15-2009, 09:09 PM
You should share your knowledge and savvy of attracting/seducing babes that every budding pick-up artist must know.
I suppose being able to drop thousands on booze in an evening is the clincher
BIG PIZZLE
06-15-2009, 09:10 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
medlar
06-15-2009, 09:11 PM
I need a white jacket and some bling around my neck and some kicking shoes to start with.
The girl in the gold didn't spray tan her ankles. I like that.
BIG PIZZLE
06-15-2009, 09:12 PM
You actually need to start by going somewhere women like that exhist.
medlar
06-15-2009, 09:16 PM
You actually need to start by going somewhere women like that exhist.
You mean where they exist? I don't want to insult his ladies because my big fat sarcastic mouth will get me in trouble.
hatepoppy
06-15-2009, 09:19 PM
You actually need to start by going somewhere women like that exhist.
theres nho h ihn 'exist.'
BIG PIZZLE
06-15-2009, 09:22 PM
That's the Canadian spelling.
hatepoppy
06-15-2009, 09:23 PM
black people dont use h's!
POO POO CANNON
06-15-2009, 09:55 PM
You should share your knowledge and savvy of attracting/seducing babes that every budding pick-up artist must know.
At our age is all about having a nice car with a nice exhaust note. University girls moisten at the thought of riding in something that everyone wants to look at. It's like the ultimate accessory.
Oh, and do your shopping at Holt Renfrew for starters.
EDIT: or whatever the American equivalent of Holt is, Barney's or whatever.
medlar
06-15-2009, 11:12 PM
At our age is all about having a nice car with a nice exhaust note. University girls moisten at the thought of riding in something that everyone wants to look at. It's like the ultimate accessory.
I know exactly what your saying here. It's all about the ride. Since I'm holding off from buying myself a car due to other expenses that won't even allow me to start getting clothes at HoltRenfrews or Barnesy or any canadian equivalent, I shop American Eagle mostly, I have to settle on driving my aunt's Hyundi Matrix which is seriously uncool and if it came in red or blue I wouldn't drive either. However, when and its not often, I get the keys my uncle's Durango the cool factor goes up.
Way up. I believe it anyway. Yeah too bad it's all about what you got and the money you don't have.
POO POO CANNON
06-15-2009, 11:19 PM
Well, at least you have your health.
jemeske
06-15-2009, 11:25 PM
Pictures?
http://i43.tinypic.com/suu81f.jpg
Arizona Memorial
http://i42.tinypic.com/vkuxk.jpg
Bowfin submarine
http://i44.tinypic.com/2j2tjx1.jpg
Mighty Mo
http://i43.tinypic.com/14kcyzs.jpg http://i42.tinypic.com/28ivme1.jpg
Atop Diamond Head
http://i39.tinypic.com/2iay9zc.jpg http://i42.tinypic.com/kb6jp0.jpg
Motherfucking Turtles
http://i39.tinypic.com/2q3aro5.jpg http://i40.tinypic.com/im7ygp.jpg
Obligatory sunset shots
http://i44.tinypic.com/bdlkjb.jpg http://i43.tinypic.com/awq16t.jpg
Yoou guys must be surrounded by vapid, uninteresting women, because I've never found any of that to be true.
jemeske
06-15-2009, 11:30 PM
Pimping in a Dodge Durango? I'm pretty sure we all lose with that one.
Superhuman
06-15-2009, 11:47 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/2lazl7o.jpg
fat jokes to commence
I love mirt's face. Such a great face. It would look even better with my load all over it though.
medlar
06-15-2009, 11:54 PM
Pictures?
Arizona Memorial
http://i42.tinypic.com/vkuxk.jpg
Bowfin submarine
http://i44.tinypic.com/2j2tjx1.jpg
Mighty Mo
http://i43.tinypic.com/14kcyzs.jpg http://i42.tinypic.com/28ivme1.jpg
Atop Diamond Head
http://i39.tinypic.com/2iay9zc.jpg http://i42.tinypic.com/kb6jp0.jpg
Motherfucking Turtles
http://i39.tinypic.com/2q3aro5.jpg http://i40.tinypic.com/im7ygp.jpg
Obligatory sunset shots
http://i44.tinypic.com/bdlkjb.jpg http://i43.tinypic.com/awq16t.jpg
Those are stunning pictures.
...this is what white can score you
http://www.yoimg.com/i/6bf1b97fb9e084230be3be3253ab4006-11178mc2122452lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/6bf1b97fb9e084230be3be3253ab4006-11178mc2122452lo.jpg.html)
(btw, they're sisters)
the girl in the silver, her outfit is wretched and making me really angry
Le Goat
06-16-2009, 07:26 AM
anyone else think the lil Gerbel thingy in Mirt's av looks like }{?
Jack Bauer
06-16-2009, 07:57 AM
where did }{ eyebrows go?
Datači
06-16-2009, 08:35 AM
Hot! The girls are not bad either.
Hannibal Lecter
06-16-2009, 08:35 AM
the girl in the silver, her outfit is wretched and making me really angry
She's the spare...the one he sends out for more beer.
WigglingWii
06-17-2009, 01:01 AM
She's the spare...the one he sends out for more beer.
They both have horrible taste in clothes. They'd look better naked.
}{arlequin
06-17-2009, 01:13 AM
They both have horrible taste in clothes. They'd look better naked.
we're in agreement
this is how they looked another night
http://www.yoimg.com/i/1ac52c3d08463684ce9b75e136051811-19110law1221105lo.jpg (http://www.yoimg.com/h/1ac52c3d08463684ce9b75e136051811-19110law1221105lo.jpg.html)
The GWD
06-17-2009, 01:15 AM
Mermaid?
}{arlequin
06-17-2009, 01:25 AM
no, this one only floats
WET HOT MESS
06-17-2009, 01:33 AM
Blondie is pretty hot. The material for her dress looks pretty expensive, but the color combo is towards 5 year old barbie playing girls. The one in salmon.... I hope those aren't sequins.
mongo
06-17-2009, 01:35 AM
I'm starting to think }{ raided a Brooklyn prom.
mongo
06-18-2009, 12:42 AM
getting ready to go to some fucking daigo whop bar this past weekend. i <3 my vader shirt, however, it was only available in a large, so it makes me look like i have a tummy! :(
http://i42.tinypic.com/33de737.jpg
Gary_Busey
06-18-2009, 12:43 AM
Where's the faggy nose ring?