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mongo
06-18-2009, 12:45 AM
i posted pics of the infection it gave me last week. i have to get it repierced. but not until next week.

Kerjack
06-18-2009, 12:46 AM
Looking up while standing in front of that door makes you look like a midget

Claydon
06-18-2009, 12:53 AM
i posted pics of the infection it gave me last week. i have to get it repierced. but not until next week.

you should totally sniff some betadine, that will knock out the infection

Mustard
06-18-2009, 12:54 AM
Lookin suave mango.

Jericho
06-18-2009, 12:58 AM
Why is Clay being nice to mongo? I'm unsure of his play here.

Claydon
06-18-2009, 01:04 AM
Why is Clay being nice to mongo? I'm unsure of his play here.

we are secret gay lovers?

Le Goat
06-18-2009, 07:21 AM
getting ready to go to some fucking daigo whop bar this past weekend. i <3 my vader shirt, however, it was only available in a large, so it makes me look like i have a tummy! :(

http://i42.tinypic.com/33de737.jpg

the fauxhawk makes your head look like a pecker and/or a cum-drop.

fuldstændigamok
06-18-2009, 09:00 AM
Why is Clay being nice to mongo? I'm unsure of his play here.

The faggot asked for a truce, like the real faggot he is, stupid faggot.
And I'm speaking about the notpiercednose faggot here, not the fugly chinless idiot faggot.

redsox39
06-18-2009, 09:26 AM
The faggot asked for a truce, like the real faggot he is, stupid faggot.
And I'm speaking about the notpiercednose faggot here, not the fugly chinless idiot faggot.

I think Fuld is right here, as always.

WET HOT MESS
06-18-2009, 12:22 PM
Mongo looks like he's enjoying someone putting a finger up his buttbuttwutwut.

hatepoppy
06-18-2009, 12:37 PM
osh kosh bgosh.

BIG PIZZLE
06-18-2009, 12:40 PM
getting ready to go to some fucking daigo whop bar this past weekend. i <3 my vader shirt, however, it was only available in a large, so it makes me look like i have a tummy! :(

http://i42.tinypic.com/33de737.jpg

You have mastered the latently homosexual mirror pose. Also, my hair > yours.

hatepoppy
06-18-2009, 12:43 PM
more like blatantly homothexual.

mongo
06-18-2009, 03:53 PM
Are those rustlers?

those are true religion, bitch.

}{arlequin
06-18-2009, 05:40 PM
you mean the ones you don't like?


teehee

BIG PIZZLE
06-18-2009, 06:40 PM
those are true religion, bitch.

$200 for jeans that look like wranglers. Does your mom realize how imprudently you're spending her trick money?

mongo
06-18-2009, 07:12 PM
you mean the ones you don't like?


teehee

yeah. i was a dumbass about 1.5 years ago and bought a pair. now everybody and their mom has a pair. gay.

also, i like to think the starwars off-sets the gay the jeans bring.

Blue
06-20-2009, 02:49 AM
My sexy new boots.

http://i41.tinypic.com/16lk4k6.jpg

I've been walking around the house nude trying them out.

Jack Bauer
06-20-2009, 03:03 AM
they arent gonna stay very white for long

Bizz
06-20-2009, 03:05 AM
I've been walking around the house nude trying them out.

Pix

mongo
06-20-2009, 03:07 AM
blue, i <3 you, but that shit is gay as fuck. especially for somebody that is like 88 years old.

Bizz
06-20-2009, 03:11 AM
blue, i <3 you, but that shit is gay as fuck. especially for somebody that is like 88 years old.

They're for dirt biking, dumbass.

mongo
06-20-2009, 03:12 AM
he's still like 88 years old.

fuldstændigamok
06-20-2009, 03:36 AM
My sexy new boots.

http://i41.tinypic.com/16lk4k6.jpg

I've been walking around the house nude trying them out.

And yet, you decided to post a pic of only the boots?
Idiot.

UNC
06-22-2009, 06:59 PM
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090622_1.jpg

IdiotBrain
06-22-2009, 07:03 PM
I think he's going to pop.

Mongo, you give smuckers a run for his money in the complete fruitcake department.

That being said, Blue..... I think he's coming on to you.

Le Goat
06-22-2009, 07:05 PM
http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq249/mrgr8shagxxx/Snapshot_20090622_1.jpg

anita will be all over you

UNC
06-22-2009, 07:10 PM
I can only hope

IdiotBrain
06-22-2009, 07:12 PM
So Marcus, are you all butthurt because I called Mongo gay or because I said you look like you're going to pop?

hatepoppy
06-22-2009, 07:14 PM
So Marcus, are you all butthurt because I called Mongo gay or because I said you look like you're going to pop?
*POOP

UNC
06-22-2009, 07:15 PM
I hate inane posts....you fuck

IdiotBrain
06-22-2009, 07:18 PM
The best thing about it is you fail to see the irony in that statement when it comes from you.

STDSkillz
06-22-2009, 07:20 PM
One thing you should remember about Marcus is that he's being totally serious at all times.

UNC
06-22-2009, 07:20 PM
I either offend or disgust someone with every post...you fucking fag

BIG PIZZLE
06-22-2009, 07:22 PM
No, most of your posts that arent copying me are lame.

UNC
06-22-2009, 07:23 PM
No, most of your posts that arent copying me are lame.

I am old school...you are my child

IdiotBrain
06-22-2009, 07:27 PM
Well, the fact that he went out of his way to neg me makes me think i hurt his little druggie feelings.

:(

UNC
06-22-2009, 07:28 PM
I was bored...the fact you are whininglet's me know I hurt yours

IdiotBrain
06-22-2009, 07:30 PM
Nah I could give a fuck.

I'm just in a pissy mood because I'm too lazy to pour myself some scotch.

}{arlequin
06-25-2009, 02:15 AM
my friend had an extra ticket so i went to a nationals red sox game tonight. broken bat almost impaled Green, barely missed him and got stuck in the ground. nice sunset. nicer tail, including jailbait. sox won. the end.




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and
06-25-2009, 07:30 AM
when they dress like that, it's..... just not fair.

ElemenoP
06-25-2009, 08:11 AM
I feel like I haven't had alochol or weed in a long time. That needs to change.

Archangel
06-25-2009, 08:49 AM
I've never had alochol.


I do love me some booze, though.

Tar Heel
06-25-2009, 09:35 AM
yeah. i was a dumbass about 1.5 years ago and bought a pair. now everybody and their mom has a pair. gay.

also, i like to think the starwars off-sets the gay the jeans bring.

Don't get me wrong here. I like the movies, but Star Wars merch never off-sets any faggotry. The only thing it does is make you look like a dorky cock lover.

The Dude
06-25-2009, 05:31 PM
my tie game is tight:

http://i42.tinypic.com/wu4f47.jpg

WET HOT MESS
06-25-2009, 05:31 PM
You need to post more pictures of you and your ties.

The Dude
06-25-2009, 05:34 PM
Yesterday was the first time i wore one since mother's day

Hermès ftw!

WET HOT MESS
06-25-2009, 05:34 PM
I'm a little disappointed in you.

UNC
06-25-2009, 07:04 PM
GToDTiQmLeY

mongo
06-27-2009, 10:01 PM
i worked at a marathon all day today and burned the living fuck out of myself. showers are going to fucking suck for then next few days.

http://i42.tinypic.com/28lsy7t.jpg

WET HOT MESS
06-27-2009, 10:02 PM
You look like you were crying.

mongo
06-27-2009, 10:02 PM
i was. poppy neg'd me.

WET HOT MESS
06-27-2009, 10:03 PM
How's your cracked scalp?

mongo
06-27-2009, 10:04 PM
i'm picking at it as we speak.

WET HOT MESS
06-27-2009, 10:05 PM
Pictures?

mongo
06-27-2009, 10:05 PM
of the scabs?

Bizz
06-27-2009, 10:06 PM
How's your cracked scalp?

Head aidz?!

http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo64/bigbossbizz/mongo-1.gif

WET HOT MESS
06-27-2009, 10:06 PM
larf

mongo
06-27-2009, 10:06 PM
that sweatshirt pulls mad poon.

WET HOT MESS
06-27-2009, 10:08 PM
of the scabs?
Yes, or you scratching your head.

hatepoppy
06-27-2009, 10:18 PM
i was. poppy neg'd me.
im a fucking monster.

}{arlequin
06-27-2009, 11:45 PM
i'm still waiting for nose pierce puss pics

Datači
06-28-2009, 04:42 AM
And I'm the one with cancer? Mongo looks like he's already dead.

mxlplkt
06-29-2009, 11:41 AM
Absolutley, and we need HQ pics to shoop it.

medlar
06-29-2009, 11:48 AM
I haven't seen anyone over the age of forty sporting a stache

BIG PIZZLE
06-29-2009, 12:55 PM
Most stache's say "hey I'm a child molester". A handlbar stash, on the other hand, says "hey, I'm too buisy being a douche to molest childeren". So yeah, I say go for it.

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 01:09 PM
My dad has a 'stache. People either think he's a Mexican or Hitler because it's turning white on the sides so it looks like a little black bar on his upper lip. It's funny because he does the salute thing a lot.

BIG PIZZLE
06-29-2009, 01:12 PM
By "salute" you mean, "touch little boys" right?

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 01:17 PM
he still pants them.

medlar
06-29-2009, 01:20 PM
he still pants them.
Well what does that mean??

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 01:22 PM
he pulls their pants down and points and laughs at their small wee wee to their parents. or at least their dads.

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 01:22 PM
oh look, your son is as small as you!

medlar
06-29-2009, 01:24 PM
Brutal. What a cruel race you people can be.

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 01:25 PM
Nah, just my dad's side of the family.

medlar
06-29-2009, 01:30 PM
the apple never falls far from the tree.

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 01:31 PM
right you are.

medlar
06-29-2009, 01:31 PM
rotten to the core.

:) I liek that.

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 01:32 PM
You're too young for me.

medlar
06-29-2009, 01:33 PM
i wasn't hitting on you.

hatepoppy
06-29-2009, 01:33 PM
i wasn't hitting on you.
im callin bullshit!

}{arlequin
06-29-2009, 01:34 PM
im callin bullshit!
yeah, has kerjack been notified of this?

hatepoppy
06-29-2009, 01:35 PM
who?

medlar
06-29-2009, 01:36 PM
Hey. Call it what you want but older women play too many mindgames and are waaaay too horny for me to handle..it just makes a hot wet mess out of me.


I mean wet hot mess. out of me.

}{arlequin
06-29-2009, 01:40 PM
who?
the lonely virgin in the hills

hatepoppy
06-29-2009, 01:42 PM
Hey. Call it what you want but older women play too many mindgames and are waaaay too horny for me to handle..it just makes a hot wet mess out of me.


I mean wet hot mess. out of me.
im again callin bullshit.

and you suck at doin it.

medlar
06-29-2009, 01:46 PM
I just can't win can I. It's either my grammatics or my prowess and lack of sexual knowledge that you put assunder. You could damage a guys self esteem if I let it.

hatepoppy
06-29-2009, 01:51 PM
I just can't win can I? It's either my grammar or my prowess and lack of sexual knowledge that you put asunder. You could damage a guy's self esteem if I let it.
dont even get me started on your grammar or word selection.

medlar
06-29-2009, 01:57 PM
well schools out pops so suck on that.

And I am now going to go lube the bearing on my board.


ok I might have taken the "suck on that" part too far.

NOTKyle
06-29-2009, 09:02 PM
Bask in my beauty.

http://i41.tinypic.com/xeiwsn.jpg

Face
06-29-2009, 09:03 PM
I didn't know you were a chick

show us your boobs!

Jericho
06-29-2009, 09:04 PM
You look like Baby fuckin Huey

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 09:05 PM
You have pretty eyes and your gal has a gorgeous face. You two would make pretty babies.

Spanky
06-29-2009, 09:05 PM
you eat alot of paint chips when you were a kid?

NOTKyle
06-29-2009, 09:06 PM
Anita never ceases to make me blush.

And spanky just thinking of me as a baby gives me a b0n3r

Gary_Busey
06-29-2009, 09:08 PM
You have pretty eyes and your gal has a gorgeous face. You two would make pretty babies.
Really?

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 09:16 PM
Really?
Deep set eyes doe eyes, dark hair, olive skin, plump pink lips. Why are you so picky?

NOTKyle
06-29-2009, 09:18 PM
Oh and Whitney Houston was at the Mets game.

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs115.snc1/4844_1079367148722_1362570074_30197433_1860819_n.j pg
(http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs115.snc1/4844_1079367148722_1362570074_30197433_1860819_n.j pg)

BIG PIZZLE
06-29-2009, 09:19 PM
That's a weird looking chin.

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 09:19 PM
Blackies wanna be white syndrome.

Gary_Busey
06-29-2009, 09:21 PM
Deep set eyes doe eyes, dark hair, olive skin, plump pink lips. Why are you so picky?
I never said she was ugly or anything, but gorgeous isn't a word I use liberally.

BIG PIZZLE
06-29-2009, 09:23 PM
She looks like she has big tits and pretty toes.

WET HOT MESS
06-29-2009, 09:25 PM
I never said she was ugly or anything, but gorgeous isn't a word I use liberally.
You're crazy.

Stax
06-29-2009, 09:43 PM
the lonely virgin in the hills

You rang?

}{arlequin
06-29-2009, 09:44 PM
Deep set eyes doe eyes, dark hair, olive skin, plump pink lips. Why are you so picky?
this is my favorite formula

BIG PIZZLE
06-29-2009, 10:03 PM
Mine is http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/04/MDMA.svg/268px-MDMA.svg.png (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/04/MDMA.svg)

Syndicate
06-30-2009, 12:32 AM
Sans Beard.... Been a LONG time since I posted a pic. DO ME.

http://img124.imagevenue.com/loc505/th_38001_Photo_4_122_505lo.jpg (http://img124.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38001_Photo_4_122_505lo.jpg)

Face
06-30-2009, 12:35 AM
you look like the one eyed dj who does the morning show on the local rock station

mongo
06-30-2009, 12:37 AM
the fuck is NIN?

Billy
06-30-2009, 12:37 AM
I think it's short for ninja, tim

Syndicate
06-30-2009, 12:38 AM
the fuck is NIN?

the fuck are you?

mongo
06-30-2009, 12:41 AM
the fuck are you?

my name is tim.
i like females.
i'm drunk.
i'm drinking miller high life.
sometimes i forget that ms paint has 3 different brush sizes.
i love unicorns.
i hate rainbows.
vodka is spectacular.
makers mark is better.
my legs work.
wheel chairs are for suckers.
i'm drunk.
i need to put it in a chicks ass asap.
are you a chick?

Syndicate
06-30-2009, 12:41 AM
my name is tim.
i like females.
i'm drunk.
i'm drinking miller high life.
sometimes i forget that ms paint has 3 different brush sizes.
i love unicorns.
i hate rainbows.
vodka is spectacular.
makers mark is better.
my legs work.
wheel chairs are for suckers.
i'm drunk.
i need to put it in a chicks ass asap.
are you a chick?

ATM?

mongo
06-30-2009, 12:42 AM
$14?

Syndicate
06-30-2009, 12:43 AM
$14?

All I got is two fives, and a nickle.

mongo
06-30-2009, 12:44 AM
oh. wait. i was assuming i had to give you $14. all i have is a roll of quarters and 8 jfk half dollars.

Syndicate
06-30-2009, 12:46 AM
Dude... Me... Booze.. math... Money... Counting... not gonna work.

hatepoppy
06-30-2009, 12:47 AM
oh. wait. i was assuming i had to give you $14. all i have is a roll of quarters and 8 jfk half dollars.
but thats 14 bucks. fuckin hand it over, shitbitch.

mongo
06-30-2009, 12:48 AM
i'm 13 deep out of an 18 pack. my math is about on par w/ taters logic right now. fuck you. i ain't jew.

Syndicate
06-30-2009, 12:49 AM
I have no idea what is going on here, but I like it.

mongo
06-30-2009, 12:51 AM
all i know is that miller high life is more potent than coors light.

jemeske
06-30-2009, 12:53 AM
Kool-aid is more potent than coors light.

hatepoppy
06-30-2009, 12:53 AM
i'm 13 deep out of an 18 pack. my math is about on par w/ taters logic right now. fuck you. i ain't jew.
motherfucker i would take tests in college 13 deep.

13 inches deep. in your mother's nast ass gash.

mongo
06-30-2009, 12:54 AM
motherfucker i would take tests in college 13 deep.

13 inches deep. in your mother's nast ass gash.


you think this "___________________" is 13 inches. so stfu.

hatepoppy
06-30-2009, 12:55 AM
you think this "___________________" is 13 inches. so stfu.
you think dicks in your mouth are fffffabulous.

mongo
06-30-2009, 12:56 AM
at least my measurement skillz are up to par!

hatepoppy
06-30-2009, 12:58 AM
at least my measurement skillz are up to par!
man, not all of us have a perfect 13" between their eyes to use for scalar reference.

mongo
06-30-2009, 01:00 AM
shit paid off in 'nam, son!

Nature's Folly
06-30-2009, 01:19 AM
Sans Beard.... Been a LONG time since I posted a pic. DO ME.

http://img124.imagevenue.com/loc505/th_38001_Photo_4_122_505lo.jpg (http://img124.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38001_Photo_4_122_505lo.jpg)

Your head looks like a potato.

mongo
06-30-2009, 01:23 AM
folly, stfu, your head looks like jupiter.

Nature's Folly
06-30-2009, 01:26 AM
folly, stfu, your head looks like jupiter.

I don't have a giant red eye fucker....Get it right.

}{arlequin
06-30-2009, 06:53 AM
Sans Beard.... Been a LONG time since I posted a pic. DO ME.

http://img124.imagevenue.com/loc505/th_38001_Photo_4_122_505lo.jpg (http://img124.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38001_Photo_4_122_505lo.jpg)

http://img221.imagevenue.com/loc401/th_62753_l_1300808ca020c4a7c3f521eefc7ceed9_122_40 1lo.jpg (http://img221.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=62753_l_1300808ca020c4a7c3f521eefc7c eed9_122_401lo.jpg)

The Dude
06-30-2009, 07:31 AM
Sans Beard.... Been a LONG time since I posted a pic. DO ME.

http://img124.imagevenue.com/loc505/th_38001_Photo_4_122_505lo.jpg (http://img124.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=38001_Photo_4_122_505lo.jpg)


more like sexplosion monkey

Morfin
07-03-2009, 09:04 AM
The Morfin Law Office (and some dead soldiers). I need new shoes.

http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp152/MorfinGMF/0703090954.jpg

Hannibal Lecter
07-03-2009, 10:27 AM
Caffeine Free Diet Cokes are not soldiers. They are below average prom dates that don't put out and don't quit calling.



Nice shoes.

NOTKyle
07-03-2009, 10:29 AM
I dig your cankles.

Morfin
07-03-2009, 10:32 AM
I DON'T HAVE CANKLES. And you're a really sick bastard.

By the way, as to wearing running shoes to work, they are better to chase ambulances with than leather-soled dress shoes.

Yes, caffeine-free in the afternoons. I am old and the caffeine keeps me up at night.

BIG PIZZLE
07-03-2009, 10:44 AM
All that diet coke is going to give you kidney stones.

Morfin
07-03-2009, 10:56 AM
That's what my wife says. That and cancer.

But, 48 years and nothing. Therefore, stay the Diet Coke course. Like the emphysema patients with the oxygen tanks standing outside the hospitals smoking, I shall be sipping Diet Coke from my death bed.

mongo
07-03-2009, 12:16 PM
The Morfin Law Office (and some dead soldiers). I need new shoes.

http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/pp152/MorfinGMF/0703090954.jpg

sweet socks.

and put your god damn router under the desk already.

medlar
07-03-2009, 04:16 PM
Are those Vanst.m ? You don't have the developed ankles of a boarder and you work at a Law Firm. I'm assuming no. And liking the shoes.

mongo
07-03-2009, 04:51 PM
those are asics running shoes of some variety. promise.

Satan
07-03-2009, 05:04 PM
people still use desktops?

STDSkillz
07-03-2009, 05:05 PM
Fuck laptops.

Le Goat
07-03-2009, 05:06 PM
I USE A CUP AND STRING!

Le Goat
07-03-2009, 05:06 PM
aka Tampon

medlar
07-03-2009, 05:07 PM
worse still, a used tampon.

Le Goat
07-03-2009, 05:09 PM
Period blood is a great conductor of electricity

Face
07-03-2009, 05:15 PM
Fuck laptops.
2'ded, I'd rather use a desktop over a lappy any day

Le Goat
07-03-2009, 05:16 PM
a desktop would be needed to fucking not fall into your cavernous belly button

Satan
07-03-2009, 05:18 PM
I haven't owned a desktop in fucking ages.

BIG PIZZLE
07-03-2009, 05:18 PM
Once I'm finished putting my place together, I'm gonna get a beast of a desktop and hook it up to my TV. Then I'm gonna get a lap top for the internets around my house.

Satan
07-03-2009, 05:21 PM
I'd feel weird watching porn on a desktop.

Le Goat
07-03-2009, 05:22 PM
I have a laptop and a desktop. The desktop has it's purpose but it became obsolete after I bought my HP

Hanover Fist
07-05-2009, 08:39 PM
A few of the pics from my road trip. The first 2 from Yellowstone and the last is from the Highway of the Giants in Northern California where the Giant Redwoods and Sequoias are.


http://img222.imagevenue.com/loc230/th_44643_trippics_419_122_230lo.jpg (http://img222.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44643_trippics_419_122_230lo.jpg)htt p://img228.imagevenue.com/loc102/th_44644_trippics_426_122_102lo.jpg (http://img228.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44644_trippics_426_122_102lo.jpg)htt p://img186.imagevenue.com/loc595/th_44645_trippics_449_122_595lo.jpg (http://img186.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=44645_trippics_449_122_595lo.jpg)

BIG PIZZLE
07-05-2009, 08:41 PM
Your camera sucks.

WET HOT MESS
07-05-2009, 09:49 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/34oafxs.jpg

Stax
07-05-2009, 09:55 PM
*boner*

Face
07-05-2009, 09:55 PM
and they tell me I has red lips

WET HOT MESS
07-05-2009, 10:00 PM
well you do!


also, i saw this in nyc

http://i39.tinypic.com/2h7m9gy.jpg

and this in atlantic city

http://i42.tinypic.com/2i7rbs5.jpg

Stax
07-05-2009, 10:00 PM
and this in atlantic city



Don't lie, that's you with the gold body paint from your show still on.

WET HOT MESS
07-05-2009, 10:01 PM
i wish i had tits and legs like that

Hanover Fist
07-05-2009, 10:02 PM
Your camera sucks.

Those were actually taken off a video camera, my digital camera has much better pictures, but I'm not in any of them.


The first 2 are of Mt. Rushmore of course, the 3rd is Crater Lake Oregon, and the 4th is the Big Horn Dam.



http://img5.imagevenue.com/loc439/th_52615_trippics_007_122_439lo.jpg (http://img5.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=52615_trippics_007_122_439lo.jpg)htt p://img225.imagevenue.com/loc98/th_52618_trippics_010_122_98lo.jpg (http://img225.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=52618_trippics_010_122_98lo.jpg)http ://img166.imagevenue.com/loc229/th_52620_trippics_017_122_229lo.jpg (http://img166.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=52620_trippics_017_122_229lo.jpg)htt p://img249.imagevenue.com/loc368/th_52626_trippics_014_122_368lo.jpg (http://img249.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=52626_trippics_014_122_368lo.jpg)

WET HOT MESS
07-05-2009, 10:04 PM
I like to frown

http://i39.tinypic.com/28wfqit.jpg

Kerjack
07-05-2009, 10:06 PM
well you do!


and this in atlantic city

http://i42.tinypic.com/2i7rbs5.jpg


http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/9/b/8/9b85ef5e67b77c3ac679e00b7643a5e9.png
FUCK YOU RENDERING EQUATION!

STDSkillz
07-05-2009, 10:07 PM
I felt there was math, so I came to join.

WET HOT MESS
07-05-2009, 10:07 PM
I love Greek letters.

Tar Heel
07-06-2009, 08:59 AM
i worked at a marathon all day today and burned the living fuck out of myself. showers are going to fucking suck for then next few days.

http://i42.tinypic.com/28lsy7t.jpg

Holy hell!!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE AND ACID!!!!

Claydon
07-06-2009, 06:02 PM
http://i32.tinypic.com/10xvqjm.jpg

a mojito somewhere in south beach florida.

WET HOT MESS
07-06-2009, 06:03 PM
KILL IT WITH GREEK FIRE!

BIG PIZZLE
07-06-2009, 06:03 PM
You are an awkward looking boy.

Claydon
07-06-2009, 06:05 PM
You are an awkward looking boy.

meh....

i was on my 4th one in this pic and in a very happy place.

Le Goat
07-06-2009, 06:05 PM
THE CRYPT KEEPER AWAKES!

BIG PIZZLE
07-06-2009, 06:10 PM
meh....

i was on my 4th one in this pic and in a very happy place.

It would take more that 4 drinks to make me happy about looking like that.

Claydon
07-06-2009, 06:14 PM
http://i30.tinypic.com/2q17zno.jpg

Soooooo... about 700 miles into texas we stayed in a town called Kerrville. I was exhausted, and the beer pickings were pretty slim.... so when in rome... or in this case texas, lone star beer. 4 cans for $1.99 special at the local 'gas n sip' kind of store.

Le Goat
07-06-2009, 06:16 PM
No one in Texas drink's Lone Star.


If they do, they're either c00ns or mexican Ranch-Hands

NOTKyle
07-06-2009, 06:16 PM
Does mojito mean baby-fart?

Claydon
07-06-2009, 06:19 PM
so my sisters boyfriend and I finished off a bottle of scotch the night i arrived. the next day at 9:30 we had to do the obligatory air boat ride in the everglades. i was fairly hung over but he bought me a 4 pack of mgd lite 20oz cans for the whole hair of the dog experience.

it was not bad actually...

http://i27.tinypic.com/rvkiti.jpg

NOTKyle
07-06-2009, 06:20 PM
Why is your wedding band on your middle finger?

Did you flip the shot to look cooler? Did you want to pretend your right side is your good side?

Gary_Busey
07-06-2009, 06:20 PM
That doesn't look like an MGD can.

Claydon
07-06-2009, 06:20 PM
No one in Texas drink's Lone Star.


If they do, they're either c00ns or mexican Ranch-Hands

this does not surprise me. it was a choice of that, coors, coors lite, bud lite (no fucking way), or corona (NEIN!).

So i got the 'collectors' edition cans. Something about the texas republic was on it or some such shit.

Le Goat
07-06-2009, 06:21 PM
Looks like a Busch can




BUSCH IS FOR FAGS

Claydon
07-06-2009, 06:22 PM
That doesn't look like an MGD can.

maybe it was just miller lite then.

i just remember in the haze that it was millers, ie something i don't normally purchase. it came in a 4 pack.

Gary_Busey
07-06-2009, 06:22 PM
It's Miller Lite. He had MGD originally, then changed it to MGD Lite, which is still wrong.

Claydon
07-06-2009, 06:22 PM
Looks like a Busch can




BUSCH IS FOR FAGS

they were out of busch

Gary_Busey
07-06-2009, 06:23 PM
I am guaranteed to throw up if I drink Busch or Natural.

TheSpotlightKid
07-06-2009, 06:23 PM
Me, at a piano bar for a friends birthday wearing another friends fake glasses for some reason. Was completely wrecked at this point if you can't tell. Drank all day and grilled out, then a friend behind the bar was hooking me up with $2 double crown and cokes.

Ended up getting kicked out of the bar because I was trying to take a mic away from one of the piano players. They threw me in a cab and sent me to my friends house where I proceeded to pass out on his patio. It was a long day.http://i32.tinypic.com/2gw87px.jpg

Claydon
07-06-2009, 06:26 PM
http://i25.tinypic.com/sc9fk2.jpg

gotta love the south

Gary_Busey
07-06-2009, 06:28 PM
I guess you could bring your own baby alligator too.

fadetoblack1985
07-06-2009, 06:28 PM
then you should charge them $5

Spanky
07-06-2009, 06:45 PM
Me, at a piano bar for a friends birthday wearing another friends fake glasses for some reason. Was completely wrecked at this point if you can't tell. Drank all day and grilled out, then a friend behind the bar was hooking me up with $2 double crown and cokes.

Ended up getting kicked out of the bar because I was trying to take a mic away from one of the piano players. They threw me in a cab and sent me to my friends house where I proceeded to pass out on his patio. It was a long day.http://i32.tinypic.com/2gw87px.jpg
Were Hermione and Ron there?

TheSpotlightKid
07-06-2009, 06:49 PM
Were Hermione and Ron there?

Crucio!

WET HOT MESS
07-06-2009, 07:00 PM
Test

Face
07-06-2009, 07:10 PM
I think matthew has a sickness of the head

WET HOT MESS
07-06-2009, 07:12 PM
or an ugliness of the face

Face
07-06-2009, 07:26 PM
can't it be both?

Seriously, I really think he has a mental illness

Claydon
07-06-2009, 07:27 PM
can't it be both?

Seriously, I really think he has a mental illness

and that would be?

Face
07-06-2009, 07:32 PM
psychotically low self esteem?

Billy
07-06-2009, 07:33 PM
Not gonna lie. I kinda like the new, less arrogant Claydon. That could just be because of my contrary nature and the popularity rise of Claydon bashing though

Claydon
07-06-2009, 07:34 PM
This coming from a bus driver that makes YouTube vids of light sabers. Ummmmm..... Thanks Sam.

Claydon
07-06-2009, 07:36 PM
Not gonna lie. I kinda like the new, less arrogant Claydon. That could just be because of my contrary nature and the popularity rise of Claydon bashing though

bashing me will pretty much give you an in.

its like voting for obama, or thinking michael jackson was a great 'man'.

Billy
07-06-2009, 07:38 PM
It's settled then. I'm going to take the nonconformist route and become a claydon fan. I will not, however, ever enjoy reading posts about wine.

Face
07-06-2009, 07:41 PM
This coming from a bus driver that makes YouTube vids of light sabers. Ummmmm..... Thanks Sam.
yes but people generally like me, thus I keep coming back... you on the other hand are pretty much loathed by just about everyone here, are banned repeatedly, harassed endlessly, yet you never learn

I pretty much feel that #2 on this list (http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_p2.html) sums you up pretty well

Kerjack
07-06-2009, 07:41 PM
It's settled then. I'm going to take the nonconformist route and become a claydon fan. I will not, however, ever enjoy reading posts about wine.

*extends a hand from the shadows*

welcome...

Claydon
07-06-2009, 07:57 PM
*extends a hand from the shadows*

welcome...

(retreating into the shadows, my eyes turing into black marbles)

.....there will be a time I call upon you, take this ring....

http://i31.tinypic.com/ht5mj8.jpg

Kerjack
07-06-2009, 08:10 PM
Oh My Fucking NEG

Claydon
07-06-2009, 08:14 PM
Oh My Fucking NEG

calm yourself... it is the ring the shadow gives to his minions.

Kerjack
07-06-2009, 08:18 PM
Well if I see him I'm neg him with a right cross.

Datači
07-07-2009, 05:23 AM
so my sisters boyfriend and I finished off a bottle of scotch the night i arrived. the next day at 9:30 we had to do the obligatory air boat ride in the everglades. i was fairly hung over but he bought me a 4 pack of mgd lite 20oz cans for the whole hair of the dog experience.

it was not bad actually...

http://i27.tinypic.com/rvkiti.jpg

Does the writing on the can say ''four tims world *something*...''


And did you guys notice how claydon is drinking in every picture? Man, he's sooo cool.

Blue
07-07-2009, 05:39 AM
And did you guys notice how claydon is drinking in every picture? Man, he's sooo cool.

...and he holds every one like a fairy. For fucks sake, at least try and hold your drink like a man.

Claydon
07-07-2009, 01:10 PM
And did you guys notice how claydon is drinking in every picture? Man, he's sooo cool.

very well...

http://i25.tinypic.com/11cd40k.jpg



http://i25.tinypic.com/2n8csoo.jpg

WET HOT MESS
07-07-2009, 01:25 PM
Your face hurts my eyes.

Claydon
07-07-2009, 01:28 PM
Your face hurts my eyes.

your eyes hurt my face?

WET HOT MESS
07-07-2009, 01:30 PM
probably

fuldstændigamok
07-07-2009, 01:41 PM
Your face hurts my eyes.

Oh c'mon, comedy relief is always welcome. It's not even his ugly face that impressed me but the size of his arms. I thought that it was impossible to be that skinny and unmuscular once puberty was over, but claydon and dataci proved me wrong.

Archangel
07-07-2009, 01:42 PM
I think I was skinnier than that at age 19.

WET HOT MESS
07-07-2009, 01:42 PM
They look like bean sprouts.

fuldstændigamok
07-07-2009, 01:42 PM
I think I was skinnier than that at age 19.

HAH, yeah, I'll believe that .............................. Fatty.

Jericho
07-07-2009, 01:44 PM
MORMONFACE!

Archangel
07-07-2009, 01:48 PM
HAH, yeah, I'll believe that .............................. Fatty.

Ahem.

Me at age 19.

http://i25.tinypic.com/azjjiu.jpg

ruffdog
07-07-2009, 01:49 PM
Ahem.

Me at age 19.

http://i25.tinypic.com/azjjiu.jpg

Kim Jong Il would be proud

fuldstændigamok
07-07-2009, 01:49 PM
And here come the attention whore....


Kahlua was right.



<3

Archangel
07-07-2009, 01:51 PM
Kim Jong Il would be proud

My platoon leader certainly wasn't.

Jericho
07-07-2009, 01:52 PM
cute sunglasses. Real cuuuute

Archangel
07-07-2009, 01:54 PM
cute sunglasses. Real cuuuute

I had to wear tinted glasses because of a photosensitivity issue, and the army wouldn't let me wear my Versace shades. Those were deemed inoffensive.

Sue me.

ruffdog
07-07-2009, 01:54 PM
I had to wear tinted glasses because of a photosensitivity issue, and the army wouldn't let me wear my Versace shades. Those were deemed inoffensive.

Sue me.

u also wear sunglasses in a club



dont you!

Jericho
07-07-2009, 01:55 PM
Hey, you wanna rock the rose colered glasses, that's all you

Archangel
07-07-2009, 01:56 PM
To ruffy: Back then, yes.


But only because the doctor told me that strobe lights could make my eyes worse.

Hoser
07-07-2009, 01:56 PM
I cannot believe Claydon has the balls to post pictures of himself. Not only is he by far the ugliest cunt on here, but he has the build of a 12 year old girl. The only thing weaker then his arms is his chin. Not to mention the greasy hair. He is also starting to grow a mean hump.

Archangel
07-07-2009, 01:57 PM
Claysimodo?

fuldstændigamok
07-07-2009, 01:58 PM
Claysimodo?

Oh, I like that.

ruffdog
07-07-2009, 02:01 PM
I cannot believe Claydon has the balls to post pictures of himself. Not only is he by far the ugliest cunt on here, but he has the build of a 12 year old girl. The only thing weaker then his arms is his chin. Not to mention the greasy hair. He is also starting to grow a mean hump.

torched!

Archangel
07-07-2009, 02:01 PM
Oh, I like that.

No fair. This guy is WAY better looking than Claydon.

aBXeXBpTVOk

fuldstændigamok
07-07-2009, 02:03 PM
I can't stand this bloody shitty canuck asshole.

Archangel
07-07-2009, 02:05 PM
I can't stand this bloody shitty canuck asshole.

Ruffy?

Yeah, me neither.

Hoser
07-07-2009, 02:06 PM
You better be talking about Ruff

fuldstændigamok
07-07-2009, 02:08 PM
Ruffy?

Yeah, me neither.

Well, him too. And bizz.

Archangel
07-07-2009, 02:08 PM
You better be talking about Ruff

I'm pretty sure he was talking about Pierre Garand.

Hoser
07-07-2009, 02:11 PM
As long as it wasn't me I dont give a shit who he was hating on.

Claydon
07-07-2009, 02:19 PM
I love throwing you fucking jackals a bone and watching you all go to town. It's like watching 14 year olds having a pissing contest over there bmx bikes.

WET HOT MESS
07-07-2009, 02:21 PM
So you admit to being an attention whore.

hatepoppy
07-07-2009, 02:23 PM
I love throwing you fucking jackals a bone and watching you all go to town. It's like watching 14 year olds having a pissing contest over there bmx bikes.
*their

Hoser
07-07-2009, 02:24 PM
I love throwing you fucking jackals a bone and watching you all go to town. It's like watching 14 year olds having a pissing contest over there bmx bikes.

So you admit you like watching 14 year olds have pissing contests?

Hoser
07-07-2009, 02:25 PM
You only say that because you have no ammo, you are the bottom rung. It isn't like you could pick at anyone else's looks on here.


Well maybe Yelram. I think I smell a new poll.

hatepoppy
07-07-2009, 02:29 PM
You only say that because you have no ammo, you are the bottom rung. It isn't like you could pick at anyone else's looks on here.


Well maybe Yelram. I think I smell a new poll.
believe me, that's not a new idea.

Claydon
07-07-2009, 02:29 PM
I'll just let all of you just work this out as it appears even in the pathetic state that gmf currently is in all you have is me to bash on. How about some of you try to contribute something other than the word fag and reeking up ot with all of your boring horse shit. Fuld and arch are pretty much the only ones that contribute anything anymore.

WET HOT MESS
07-07-2009, 02:30 PM
This thread needs more SiG ties, poppy drunk face, topless Mikey pics, and drunken everyone else.

hatepoppy
07-07-2009, 02:37 PM
I'll just let all of you just work this out as it appears even in the pathetic state that gmf currently is in all you have is me to bash on. How about some of you try to contribute something other than the word fag and reeking up ot with all of your boring horse shit. Fuld and arch are pretty much the only ones that contribute anything anymore.
NO U!

Archangel
07-07-2009, 02:38 PM
The fuck do I contribute, anyhow?

hatepoppy
07-07-2009, 02:44 PM
The fuck do I contribute, anyhow?
less than i!

Phil Theehor
07-07-2009, 03:28 PM
I had to wear tinted glasses because of a photosensitivity issue, and the army wouldn't let me wear my Versace shades. Those were deemed inoffensive.

Sue me.

You got off light. This is what the bespectacled US GI's had to contend with.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Military_Birth_Control_Glasses.jpg