Post Your Picture

[6655321]

she's got some big feet, you know what they say....

[Kerjack]

School girl, easy.

[Hoser]

I can't decided, boxer or school girl. The other one might be too slutty and really isnt a costume.

[6655321]

more naked flesh with the first one so it wins...

[Philip Lombard]

is the first one wrestler or blow job specialist?

[Face]

Grolsch? More like Gross!

[dadaelus]

Don't they have a good stout down there?

[dadaelus]

I can't decided, boxer or school girl. The other one might be too slutty and really isnt a costume.

Aren't there rules against putting those two words together in this forum?

[Spanky]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/t1000rp.jpg
Robert Patrick showing off his brand new, shiney chest pussies. Because remember kids, Robert Patrick is a huge fag and likes lots of dicks everywhere inside of him.

[Spanky]

Dudes a homo. He forms his metallic arms into penises and fucks himself in the ass. I seen em' do it.

[Spanky]

Robert Patrick raped me as a child.

[Spanky]

He didn't use protection. I got crabs. They looked like steel rivets.

[Spanky]

He told me he would bring me back with him to the future....

[Superhuman]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Richard_Patrick_video.jpg > http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/t1000rp.jpg

Richard > Robert

[Spanky]

not sure who that dude is, but he looks really gay

[Superhuman]

That's his younger brother.....the singer for Filter.


For fucks sake.......

[Spanky]

oh. filter sucks and that dude sucks.

[Mustard]

I've never heard of Filter before. ever.

[Oral_Roberts]

oh. filter sucks and that dude sucks.

Brita kicks ass....

[WET HOT MESS]

HEEEEYYYYY MANNNN, NICEEEEEE GUN.

[Face]

nice shot*

[Mustard]

Is that filter?

meh

[}{arlequin]

track sluts aka grid girls:

http://i33.tinypic.com/dmwq37.jpg

[6655321]

livin la vida loco!

[misterfatt]

why would you handcuff yourself to some chick for a "holiday" that is two months away?

[6655321]

why would you handcuff yourself to some chick for a "holiday" that is two months away?

he's planting the seed for a fuck 2 months away, that or he is extremely pussy whipped.

[medlar]

6655321: Your av makes me feel funny

[feith]

well whats your av? lol

[medlar]

My greatest pleasures all in one. football.

[Muji]

i see that Feith has the last post in this thread, come in here and its not a pic of her, that makes baby jesus cry and muji want to kick a baby

[6655321]

6655321: Your av makes me feel funny

never seen a pair of titties?

[medlar]

Not quite like those titties.

[feith]

My greatest pleasures all in one. football.


ahh football i love that you're from the UK... you are from the UK right?

[Da Raider]

i see that Feith has the last post in this thread, come in here and its not a pic of her, that makes baby jesus cry and muji want to kick a baby

I'm not crying.

[Tar Heel]

Yeah. Muji basically just called you a bitch.

[ruffdog]

where's the daily feith pic?

[Da Raider]

Yeah. Muji basically just called you a bitch.

good thing I don't care.

[mongo]

in my pm box.

[medlar]

With all the "other" pics in there?

[mongo]

my pm inbox is stuffed w/ tit pics, cock shots, and one ass pic.

[medlar]

You inbox is stuffed with cock shots.


haha.

...ok maybe not.

[mongo]

i've got some you dont have. suck it!

[medlar]

Everyone has seen CT girl nekid. Try again.


But I was told it was "for my eyes only"!

what the...I feel betrayed

[Daydreamer]

Everyone has seen CT girl nekid. Try again.


I haven't, but then again I didn't ask for a boob pic from her.

[feith]

no one has my pictures. besides morphix.

[feith]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Pictures005-1.jpg


for my number one fan muji.

[ruffdog]

thats not you

[vasili denisov]

my pm inbox is stuffed w/ tit pics, cock shots, and one ass pic.
Is the ass pic male, female, or other? I've got some interest in the last two, and slightly equal interest in the first.
Everyone has seen CT girl nekid. Try again.
Uh, we have?

[feith]

thats not you


what?

[fuldstændigamok]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/weownyouandyourmom1/Pictures005-1.jpg


for my number one fan muji.

This looks like a promo poster for the new pixar movie, if the new pixar movie was about rodent.

[feith]

oh shit nice, i love pixar.

fag.

[ruffdog]

nice chickstache

[chipsahoy]

This looks like a promo poster for the new pixar movie, if the new pixar movie was about rodent.


The title would be Yellow fang?

[feith]

hahahahaahahahahahahahaah

chickstache though?

[vasili denisov]

I haven't, but then again I didn't ask for a boob pic from her.
My boob piclessness makes me ornery, I'm like a good sandwich made ordinary because of good picklelessness.

[fuldstændigamok]

The title would be Yellow fang?

Yeah...that's just mean, and not at all what I meant.
It's just that the half-face girl looks like a chipmunk, and feith herself has a nice pair of cheeks, the kind of cheeks my grand-grand-mother loves to pinch between her thumb and index while shouting at the top of her lungs straight in my ears, "ATTA BOY, YA LOOK LIKE A NEALTHY NYUNG MAN!".
Gosh, I hate when she does that. :mad:

[ruffdog]

at work

[Datači]

Feith, you look much hotter in your office.

[ruffdog]

Feith, you look much hotter in your office.

hotter?

she's not hot to being with

[Datači]

Feith, you don't look that bad in your office.

[feith]

ruff, lemme so yo' picture.

[Datači]

ruff, lemme so yo' picture.

Oh, it's the lulz.

[Tar Heel]

He looks like K-Fed.

[mongo]

chubby post brit kfed.

[Datači]

Ony more retarded.

[mongo]

and more canadian.

[ruffdog]

backstreets back, alright!

[feith]

WAIT! ruff's Canadian?


you can never make fun of me ever again.

pansy.

[Datači]

He's also serbian. What a combination.

[Face]

ruff, lemme so yo' picture.
http://i33.tinypic.com/28k7mfc.jpg

[ruffdog]

ultimate combo

[feith]

what's with the edit?

[ruffdog]

my eyes are too sexy

[Datači]

The GMF cyclops syndrome.

[hatepoppy]

what's with the edit?he's wearing eye shadow.

next time, you might want to block off the earring in your right ear. left is right, right is wrong, QUEER!

[Datači]

It's not him, it's maybelline!

[ruffdog]

he's wearing eye shadow.

next time, you might want to block off the earring in your right ear. left is right, right is wrong, QUEER!

I have em in both ears

[fuldstændigamok]

I have em in both ears

Ok, so that's...double queer?

[hatepoppy]

I have em in both earsohhh, like a girl!

fag.

[Jericho]

You're such a douchebag

[ruffdog]

You're such a douchebag

you say that so many times

[Jericho]

you say that so many times
That picture garners that response

[fuldstændigamok]

You're such a douchebag

That picture garners that response

Dude, seriously? Wrestling fan! You shouldn't call anybody a douchebag. Not even a dumb douchebag like ruff.

[coolguy]

well such an enormous douchebag can obviously pick others out of a lineup

[Jericho]

Dude, seriously? Wrestling fan! You shouldn't call anybody a douchebag. Not even a dumb douchebag like ruff.
*sigh*

good one, man. Totally got me there

[Datači]

*sigh*

good one, man. Totally got me there

Whoa, even better one. You totally got him there.

[Bill]

That new blond chick would totally get the dicking. Just sayin'

[Jack Bauer]

what picture?

[Philip Lombard]

Hey, jerks.

http://i36.tinypic.com/11gsk87.jpg

[6655321]

that proves nothing.

[Philip Lombard]

well fuck

would you like a dna sample?

[Kerjack]

Hey, jerks.

http://i36.tinypic.com/11gsk87.jpg

Will you be my man crush?

[6655321]

did anyone actually ever see wanker's picture?

[Syndicate]

did anyone actually ever see wanker's picture?


I did. That's not him. What more do you people want?

[Kopek]

a dna sample

[BIG PIZZLE]

splooge on my face?

[Philip Lombard]

i don't get it

[6655321]

http://i33.tinypic.com/28k7mfc.jpg

ruff's identical twin lives in my apartment complex. ifuckingdentical.

[Poop Sailboat]

ruff's identical twin lives everywhere.

[BHM]

One word: clones.

[White.Rabbit]

hmm phillip is cute

[zaphrodesiac]

Hey, jerks.

http://i36.tinypic.com/11gsk87.jpg

wow, so wanker is actually Colin Farrell?

[Marshy]

wow, so wanker is actually Colin Farrell?


That explains this then:

http://pictures.funny4myspace.com/content/myspace/9/tooofunny9454.gif

[White.Rabbit]

moar pics from phil

[BHM]

Hey, jerks.

http://i36.tinypic.com/11gsk87.jpg
Ya know, he doen't look very happy to be not Wanker.

[TheImpossibleMan]

I didn't realize we knew what Wanker looked like.

[Genius]

That's fucking Wanker.

[kid_vidrio]

Just to clear things up:
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n227/elstavon/wanker.jpg

[White.Rabbit]

wanker wore a turban, idiots

[White.Rabbit]

lalalala

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/TaraJacqueline13/meandjj.jpg

[BHM]

Those are some wicked dreads. He a rastafarian?

[White.Rabbit]

yes.

[ruffdog]

butterface

[White.Rabbit]

guido.

[ruffdog]

you win this time....

[White.Rabbit]

cuz I rule and you wear diamond earrings like a girl :)

[Jericho]

ruff looks like corey feldman, but gayer. Man up, dude

[Philip Lombard]

http://i36.tinypic.com/i50xlh.jpg

Blacked out some stuff because of work.



EDIT: It was also taken a couple months ago.

[Poop Sailboat]

yay wanker makes robots!

[Jericho]

You are not invited to the bulging biceps social group.
Mine are huge, but I frown on most of Banon's endeavors

[Philip Lombard]

what's the minimum to qualify?

[zaphrodesiac]

fags

[Philip Lombard]

yay wanker makes robots!
No I don't.


http://i35.tinypic.com/21np6pt.jpg

[Jericho]

Uo look like Kaysar from big brother...who was indian....like wanker

[White.Rabbit]

fuck. i love brown guys. theyre my thing

[Jericho]

http://www.couturecentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kaysar.jpg

[Philip Lombard]

goddammit

[Stax]

fuck. i love brown guys. theyre my thing

You seem to have a lot of things.

[White.Rabbit]

http://www.couturecentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kaysar.jpg
rawr

[Face]

fuck. i love brown guys. theyre my thing
I tan pretty dark

just sayin...

[Philip Lombard]

http://www.couturecentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kaysar.jpg
i look nothing like him

[White.Rabbit]

You seem to have a lot of things.
i like guys with tanned skin and dark hair. but not like, orange laguna wannabe tan.

[Jericho]

i look nothing like him
Bullshit. Tell me otherwise, guys

[White.Rabbit]

he doesnt look like him at all. racist.

[Bill]

Tara.

Tit pics.

Now.

[Jericho]

http://www.couturecentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/kaysar.jpg
http://i35.tinypic.com/21np6pt.jpg

[Jericho]

Yeeeah, nothing alike. Whatever

[Face]

un-fucking-canny

[Bill]

If anything he looks like Wolverine with a slightly lower T-Cell count...

[Stax]

Tara.

Tit pics.

Now.

He's an officer of the law. Listen to him or he'll find that joint up your butt.

[White.Rabbit]

Tara.

Tit pics.

Now.

I showed all of you bitches my afro nipple, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

[Bill]

I showed all of you bitches my afro nipple, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

I DIDNT SEE SHIT!

HOOK A BROTHER UP!

[White.Rabbit]

if it came down to it, i'd shove my weed in my cooter.

[Philip Lombard]

interesting visual

[Stax]

interesting visual

It's not a visual until we get pics of the aforementioned cooter.

[White.Rabbit]

the other night my boyfriend and our friends got really drunk and he started telling them how awesome asian vagina is.

[Stax]

Is it sideways like EG says?

[Face]

Is it sideways like EG says?
hers is diagonal since she's only half

[White.Rabbit]

no. he said everything was really neat and "tucked in".

[Bill]

I bet Tara's cunt tastes like duck sauce.

[White.Rabbit]

what the fuck is duck sauce?

[Stax]

I'm gettin' all verklempt.

[STDSkillz]

It's quacktastic.

[Bill]

what the fuck is duck sauce?

Google motherfucka Google!

[White.Rabbit]

I dont eat that shit.

[Bill]

I dont eat that shit.

Good, you shouldnt be able to eat your own pussy. That would just be creepy.

[White.Rabbit]

if I could do that, I would have no reason to ever ever leave my room.
ever.

[Face]

how long could a girl survive by dining on nothing but her own pussy juices?

[Stax]

...

http://fyfi.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/must_not_fap.jpg

[Bill]

Remove some ribs.

[White.Rabbit]

Remove some ribs.
Ok, I'll get on that tomorrow.

[awonderful]

this thread is the best ever!

[Philip Lombard]

i do what i can

[Philip Lombard]

sweet hat

[Poop Sailboat]

that bottle was from last night.

[CTricksterGirl]

how long could a girl survive by dining on nothing but her own pussy juices?

3 days...

[Poop Sailboat]

That bottle is from like 30 years agol. I found it in my aunts house. Asked I could have it and have been drinking on it since thursday.
i meant from last night as in the anal sex we had together.

[The GWD]

the other night my boyfriend and our friends got really drunk and he started telling them how awesome asian vagina is.

no. he said everything was really neat and "tucked in".

WTF? Tucked in?

So, basically your boyfriend thinks that all non-asian vaginas = penis?

[Face]

I suspect he's not used to vaginas that don't look like a roast beef sandwich

[White.Rabbit]

mikey is one sexy piece of fuck

[Le Goat]

mikey is one sexy piece of fuck

That's only cuz he has the miniature mouth and odd pear-head most of you asians have.


Retard Fucker!

[Le Goat]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo55.jpg

Go full camo and I will accept defeat...

[Philip Lombard]

is your finger broken?

EDIT: the one holding the sign

[Datači]

http://i35.tinypic.com/5v895j.jpg

[Le Goat]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo55.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo57.jpg

wait a fucking minute...am I seeing shit or did we just time paradox back 15 minutes?!?!?


please tell me it's my beers fuckin iwth me.

[Le Goat]

also, full camo means FULL FUCKING CAMO.


ala camo on ur dick.

[Kerjack]

please tell me it's my beers fuckin iwth me.

The image is mirrored, look at the numbers.

[Kerjack]

Wait... shit, the clock must be designed to run backwards and look it, either that or he wrote the message out backwards too...

[Will-Kill]

Only the really cool people wear sunglasses indoors.

[zaphrodesiac]

haha mikey looks ready to get to the choppa

[6655321]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y262/evilguinness/Photo57.jpg

did you smear engine oil on your face for this? really ups the cool factor.

[6655321]

captain chimney sweep.

[BIG PIZZLE]

More like corporal.

[}{arlequin]

i'm enjoying the camo'd out time warp but i really wanna know more about the black creatures in lombard's pic

[}{arlequin]

and we all appreciate you for it!

[WigglingWii]

What's up with the hat, Mikey?

[}{arlequin]

ok.


that guy right there.



he's a fag.

[WigglingWii]

ok.


that guy right there.



he's a fag.

OMG, okay so he said he wasn't but let me tell you he can shake his ass better than me.

[Spanky]

I have a feeling that Wii would probably fuck me if we met randomly in a bar.

[}{arlequin]

OMG, okay so he said he wasn't but let me tell you he can shake his ass better than me.
did the shaking result in copulating?

[WigglingWii]

I have a feeling that Wii would probably fuck me if we met randomly in a bar.

Yeah, right.

[WigglingWii]

did the shaking result in copulating?

Lord, no!

[Spanky]

Yeah, right.
Probably.

[WigglingWii]

I don't hook up with people randomly at bars. Never had a one night stand.

[Spanky]

Yeah, me neither. We have so much in common.

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/1234/083c1b12334305.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/083c1b12334305)


I really shouldn't dance with random people when I'm drunk.

I guarantee you that, after this experience, that guy is thinking, "Man, I should always dance with random people when I'm drunk."

[Spanky]

prostitutes smell weird

[BIG PIZZLE]

Why fuck a prostitute when you can fuck a stripper? It may be a little more work but you dont feel as guilty afterwards.

[Spanky]

or, ya know, neither of those

[Gary_Busey]

I would have hardcore sex with Wii.

[BIG PIZZLE]

What is non-hardcore sex? Dry-humping at weird camera angles without penetration?

[Spanky]

What is non-hardcore sex? Dry-humping at weird camera angles without penetration?
smearing feces all over her face while twisting her nipples with a vice grip

[Spanky]

Wii, i know you get asked this alot, but can i see a picture of your naked breasts?

[Satan]

Wii, i know you get asked this alot, but can i see a picture of your naked breasts?Get in line, Mikey requested some obscure shot and I requested one of her in a school girl outfit. WAIT YOUR DAMN TURN.

[WigglingWii]

Wii, i know you get asked this alot, but can i see a picture of your naked breasts?

Clear out your PM inbox.

[BIG PIZZLE]

or, ya know, neither of those

I'm just sayin...

[BIG PIZZLE]

*clears out pm box*

[Satan]

My PM box is clear as well, lay it on me.

[Spanky]

Clear out your PM inbox.
done and done.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I'd like to clear out her PM box.

[Satan]

I'd like to clear out her PM box.I'd like to stick it in her PM box

[BIG PIZZLE]

Wow, the desperation is pretty thick in here.

[Spanky]

I'd like to send her a message.





Wait, what?

[Spanky]

I got ass shots.
Yeah, that sounds good, let's see those.

[Satan]

I got ass shots.I can has them?

[Gary_Busey]

Don't forget to bite my nips and pull my hair before you donkey punch me.
Like it matters? You'll be unconscious by that point.

[BIG PIZZLE]

We need some ass w/ cookie.

[Spanky]

I think we should move this discussion into a more private chat session.

[Gary_Busey]

Mmmm, half butt.

[BIG PIZZLE]

http://imagecrack.com/images/thumb/fk/81/p3/mindyvegalifeguard_lifeguardp_fk81p391g4.jpg (http://imagecrack.com/public/fk81p391g4/1056627/)

[Spanky]

yes. i like that.

MOAR?

[Spanky]

Yeah, she's cool.

[Spanky]

replace with another please.

[Gary_Busey]

You can send the rest of the pics straight to my email, Wii.

[medlar]

allright, i'm deleting it.

In before deletion! Nice bottom.

[Spanky]

Bottom? You fucking six?

[medlar]

Ok nice fucking ASS.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Thank you.

[Satan]

*fap fap fap*

[vasili denisov]

Oh great, deleted pics. Well, this absence will just give my erotic imagination a freer rein. Now, if only I could remember what a naked woman looks like. And what kind of uniform the SS used to wear.

[Philip Lombard]

You are not invited to the bulging biceps social group.
is there an abs group?

[Penguin Rick]

So Wii posted some sexy pics?

And I missed it... :(

[Philip Lombard]

she wouldnt send them to you anyway

[}{arlequin]

fuck. i know it's late. somewhat. but, i just know. i missed a 'wii' pic didn't i?

[Le Goat]

So I got a call at 1130 to come hang out with an ex on her front porch and drink some free beer. Of course, me being the drunk pervert I am, I decided to get a few upskirt shots.

This is the only decent one worth posting.


http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/Phone/4cb8db12.jpg

[Mustard]

She looks way older than 12.

[Le Goat]

She's almost 15

[Mustard]

well, what are you gonna do with all that experience?

[The GWD]

Lawn chair with a bud light.

Looks pretty white trash.

[Le Goat]

Lawn chair with a bud light.

Looks pretty white trash.


You got a problem with that?

[The GWD]

Nope.

[Le Goat]

I'm really pissed off my phone takes shitty pics in the dark. I have at least 20+ upskirt shots, some i swear had lips poking out, but the fuckers are waaaaay too out of focus. God damn it.

[Philip Lombard]

goat, you're a hero

[Le Goat]

So I just took the worst shit of my life. It caused me to double over in pain while walking around my kitchen and I almost didn't make it to the restroom before doing this... (I dont know HOW it got on the back side of the hole. I've never done that before. Some serious escape velocity I guess)

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/Phone/2e7d84cb.jpg


3-5 minutes after the above it hit me again. Unfortunately this time I forgot my phone due to the sudden cramping and imminent explosion. I literally pissed out of my ass. It was the darkest yellow water you'd ever hope not to see.

[Spanky]

i bet it was burning. what did you eat?

[Le Goat]

i bet it was burning. what did you eat?


it burned pretty damn bad. I could feel it coming from what felt like my throat...


It's 2 days of beers shits, 5 hot dogs, 2 plates of brisket and some macaroni and cheese all backed up for the past 3 days.

[RedBEARD]

Goat, I think I had you beat - the jalapeno cheese fries, they hurt me...Real bad. :(

[BIG PIZZLE]

So I just took the worst shit of my life. It caused me to double over in pain while walking around my kitchen and I almost didn't make it to the restroom before doing this... (I dont know HOW it got on the back side of the hole. I've never done that before. Some serious escape velocity I guess)

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/Phone/2e7d84cb.jpg


3-5 minutes after the above it hit me again. Unfortunately this time I forgot my phone due to the sudden cramping and imminent explosion. I literally pissed out of my ass. It was the darkest yellow water you'd ever hope not to see.


I think you've posted that identical shit pic before.

[danimalcrackers]

caught in his own web of lies!

[Le Goat]

I think you've posted that identical shit pic before.

To quote your father...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/IMG00006.jpg


DAINK JOO COMA GAN!