Would you hit it?

[Billy]

The other day Mongo, in one of the proudest moments of his life, made some chick cry on Xbox Live. She then promptly sent her myspace pictures, obstensibly to let Mongo know what he now can never have (or something equally pointless and irrational). She's obsessed with making sure that Mongo sees her pictures and has been messaging every day as to whether or not he saw them. We're fairly sure that Mongo could finesse a one time bang out of the deal to show him what he's missing out on, with a little effort.

Here's the chick, whom apparently he wouldn't fuck if his dick were on fire and her pussy were the only remaining moisture on Earth: http://i33.tinypic.com/a2ewky.jpg
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She's nothing special, for sure, but Mongo rates her as about a 5 whereas I'd fuck her no question and put her somewhere closer to a 7. Where does the rest of GMF stand? Would you bang her? And either way let us know where you'd rate her on the 1-10 scale

[vasili denisov]

Belle's more compelling than repellent, her swellness gets me swelling.

[Archetype]

Cute face.

[Stax]

Yes

[IdiotBrain]

I'd fuck her in the ass then make her sleep on the floor.

There's more room for me on the bed that way.

[ElemenoP]

She looks like a fatter version of Avril Lavigne.

[PWalk]

She looks like a fatter version of Avril Lavigne.


That's what I was thinking. No thank you.

[vasili denisov]

I'd get in Ms. Lavigne's undies, give that ending a slappy tapping.

[DjAg]

She cried on x-box live? No pictures necessary, she's too stupid to bang.

7/10 is about right in my mind, but I almost always rate girls 2-3 points higher than most other guys... Except plastic ones, they usually get 2-5 less...

[STDSkillz]

I'm sure all the Xbox Live kids love her, but I wouldn't go after her IRL.

[Genius]

She certainly has the craziness in the eyes that would lead me to believe she'd be capable of some serious stalking. If you banged this bitch, prepare for 18 months of constant nonsense.

[comicfan]

While I think she looks kind of cute... if you screwed her I am afraid of the ramifications. Hell, she is stalking someone on X-box live because someone made her cry.. what would she do if someone made her REALLY HAPPY!

[}{arlequin]

Even 5 is a bit generous.

[Aegis]

Absofuckinglutly

Then again, I'm married and severely deprived. Come to think of it, I may rub one out to those pics now.

[STDSkillz]

Another testament for me to never, ever, ever get married.

[Claydon]

no thanks

[Lone Wolf]

I'd do her. I rank her about a 6.5, but with my scale I would think about doing a 3 and a 10 is like a megababe that you only see on the t.v.

[nuclearjew]

She looks like a skinnier version of CTrickstergirl.

[Hoser]

She gets a 4, maybe a 5 on a good day.

[nuclearjew]

Oh, I'd fuck CT. A lot. But not this loony bitch.
Sure you wouldn't...

[The Batman]

I would like to see the message Mongo is going to send that bitch now that everyone thinks she is ugly.
"Hey this is what other people thought of you...."

then on the news that night,

"tonight on eye witness news, girl kills herself because of xbox live and a forum site, details at 10"

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I'd hit it. I too have made a girl on xbl cry.... But it was my niece and she called my dad and my dad in turn called me, and bitched me out. I told him I had to. People who suck as bad as her shouldn't be allowed to have an xbox.

Then she practiced real hard and won a local halo tourney so I'd like to think I made her better by making her cry.

[Nature's Folly]

I'd give a 7 and i love crazy bitches. They are what make life fun.

[CTricksterGirl]

She looks like a skinnier version of CTrickstergirl.

THE FUCK YOU SAY!

I honestly, see NO resemblance, but thanks

[Claydon]

THE FUCK YOU SAY!

I honestly, see NO resemblance, but thanks

she looks a lot like you, especially around the eyes :rolleyes:

[Nature's Folly]

Ct is hotter and hornier than that chick ANYDAY!

[wacker]

I'd hit it. I too have made a girl on xbl cry.... But it was my niece and she called my dad and my dad in turn called me, and bitched me out. I told him I had to. People who suck as bad as her shouldn't be allowed to have an xbox.

Then she practiced real hard and won a local halo tourney so I'd like to think I made her better by making her cry.

You should open your Christmas letter this year with that.

[mongo]

listening to this bitch cry on xbl gave me a boner.

[Nature's Folly]

listening to this bitch cry on xbl gave me a boner.

I actually wish you could of recorded it for us all to laugh at.

[Claydon]

listening to this bitch cry on xbl gave me a boner.

only you would aquire an 'e-stalker' on xbl.

[Da Raider]

6/10

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I don't see what the big deal people find wrong with her other than she is pasty ass white.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Let's face it, we spend our free time on the internet, it's not like everyone on here is Brad Pitt or Matthew MCwhat'shis nuts.

[Lone Wolf]

Let's face it, we spend our free time on the internet, it's not like everyone on here is Brad Pitt or Matthew MCwhat'shis nuts.

They don't use the internet?

[Archetype]

They don't use the internet?
It's sad, really, that McConaughey is more redneck than UNC.

[Genius]

I didn't really want to tell you guys, but I am Matthew McConaughey.

[the creeps]

this chick is crazy, i think she wants to hook up with you, just so she can have someone beat your ass for being a dick.

i say go for it.

[Archetype]

I didn't really want to tell you guys, but I am Matthew McConaughey.
Dammit, so your nudie pics went up in price now, I take it?

[Nature's Folly]

I didn't really want to tell you guys, but I am Matthew McConaughey.


Your movies are awful, just awful.
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Can someone make this work????

[Bizz]

I'd poon her. Crazy chicks are the best.

I'm willing to wager she cried because she beasted Mongo on XBL and then realized that it wasn't an accomplishment at all.

[mongo]

I'd poon her. Crazy chicks are the best.

I'm willing to wager she cried because she beasted Mongo on XBL and then realized that it wasn't an accomplishment at all.

no, she cried because i put the bitch in her place.

[The GWD]

7.6/10

She probably would have nothing to do with me though, as I'm not even on XBL.

[medlar]

She looks like a skinnier version of CTrickstergirl.

I don't see the resemblence at all. But she looks like she sits on her ass for four hours a day updating her MySpace profile. Wouldn't hit either.

[Soup Nazi]

I'd give her a 5.5 maybe a 6 based on those pics. However, keeping in mind that those are her myspace pics featuring her looking her best, from her best angles, she is probably a 5 really. Nowhere close to a 7.

[Billy]

She cried on x-box live? No pictures necessary, she's too stupid to bang.

7/10 is about right in my mind, but I almost always rate girls 2-3 points higher than most other guys... Except plastic ones, they usually get 2-5 less...

The fuck?

[Billy]

Hearing the chick ramble on unsolicited about her recent divorce and how she had to let her ex-husband keep the baby because she couldn't support it, then hearing Mongo immediately yell something to the effect of "why would you want to keep it anyways. It has your genes, the fuck up that you are for a mother, and whatever schlub you were fucking as a father raising it. FOR SURE that kid is ending up a white trash loser like you" was pretty epic and fucked up. Then she starts crying for like 5 minutes, and after Mongo and I had left he asks me in all seriousness, "was it something I said" which made me laugh.

[Nature's Folly]

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God dammit, am i really that stupid? Yes....yes i am apparently. Thanks Bizz.

[BIG PIZZLE]

You can get equally unattractive girls through conventional means.

[Mustard]

I like the cryers, so this one is in.

[Nature's Folly]

I don't know why mongo wouldn't want to get in this chicks belly, i mean all the ass he used to get must of dried up since the herpes came around. So go on and lie and make this womans sad life that more fucked up.

[The GWD]

Let's face it, who wouldn't I fuck? Find a picture of a girl that I would not and then I'll be impressed.

[Nature's Folly]

Let's face it, who wouldn't I fuck? Find a picture of a girl that I would not and then I'll be impressed.

*Holds up picture of GWD's mom.*

[The GWD]

*Holds up picture of GWD's mom.*

You're just trying to turn me on.

[ADD]

I'd have sex with her many times

[mongo]

Hearing the chick ramble on unsolicited about her recent divorce and how she had to let her ex-husband keep the baby because she couldn't support it, then hearing Mongo immediately yell something to the effect of "why would you want to keep it anyways. It has your genes, the fuck up that you are for a mother, and whatever schlub you were fucking as a father raising it. FOR SURE that kid is ending up a white trash loser like you" was pretty epic and fucked up. Then she starts crying for like 5 minutes, and after Mongo and I had left he asks me in all seriousness, "was it something I said" which made me laugh.

lulz. good times.

[medlar]

You wouldn't hit CT? I bet she'd rock your world and make you give up candy.

She rocked something but I don't like to share my candy.

[medlar]

There are others such as that. Only better.

[Genius]

This bitch would NOT be worth the Viagra. Cialis MAYBE.

[Billy]

Next question. She also sent her phone number. Should I put Mongo to task on tracking her down, and if so what should we have him do to when he does?

[Whiffleball]

Uh... She's been divorced? She couldn't support the kid? She takes abuse over a video game system and then proceeds to send the guy pics and her motherfucking phone number?

She's like a 6 (nice face, little too much make-up, meh body) but I 100% promise you the bitch is crazy. Low self-esteem, abandonment issues, loneliness, etc.

The poontang is not worth the price tag!

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[Billy]

I'm not suggesting that he marry the bitch, just take advantage of her dumb ass (also give her the oozing cunt sores). Given her history, she seems primed for the picking

[mongo]

if i stuck my dick in her, it'd make it two times she's cried because of me.

[Archetype]

Uh... She's been divorced? She couldn't support the kid? She takes abuse over a video game system and then proceeds to send the guy pics and her motherfucking phone number?

She's like a 6 (nice face, little too much make-up, meh body) but I 100% promise you the bitch is crazy. Low self-esteem, abandonment issues, loneliness, etc.

The poontang is not worth the price tag!
The hell are you talking about, that makes it worth it.

[The Batman]

if i stuck my dick in her, it'd make it two times she's cried because of me.

Cries of laughter don't count.

[Archetype]

Mongo has Joker venom in his ween??

[WET HOT MESS]

This is the funniest thread in ages.

[Bizz]

I demand that you make her sign up on GMF. Now. I'll wait.

[Blue]

if i stuck my dick in her, it'd make it two times she's cried because of me.

Mongo: * drops pants*
Silly bitch: "WHAT! who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing!
Mongo: "me!"
Silly bitch: *cries with laughter*

[Billy]

I demand that you make her sign up on GMF. Now. I'll wait.
After I had you and Chase join GMF had a vote, and I'm no longer allowed to bring new people to the board

[Bizz]

Another scenario.

Mongo: You have herpes now.
Silly Bitch: *cries*

[WET HOT MESS]

WHO IS CHASE?!

[mongo]

but i can!

[Bizz]

After I had you and Chase join GMF had a vote, and I'm no longer allowed to bring new people to the board

You forgot Yummy Kisses.

[Billy]

Another scenario.

Mongo: You have herpes now.
Silly Bitch: *cries*
That's what I told him. How epic would it be if he convinced the dumb whore to fuck him as a part of some convoluted revenge scenario, and gave her a lifetime of crotch rot to remember him by?

[Billy]

You forgot Yummy Kisses.
Nah, they liked troy

[Bizz]

WHO IS CHASE?!

Just another suck player on Xbox Live.

[Warden]

Isn't Mongo gay with a horrible case of the herp?

[Billy]

Isn't Mongo gay with a horrible case of the herp?
He's bicurious