View Full Version : What Would You Do If You Saw Mongo In Public?
NOTKyle
12-14-2008, 06:07 PM
I'd fart on my fist then give him a Randy Jackson pound.
nuclearjew
12-14-2008, 06:09 PM
I did see Mongo in public. Now I have a Valtrex prescription :(
mongo
12-14-2008, 06:10 PM
i bet "rape" will be the most common answer.
Satan
12-14-2008, 06:10 PM
hide my face and hope he doesn't notice me
Gary_Busey
12-14-2008, 06:12 PM
Point and laugh.
Alcestis
12-14-2008, 06:13 PM
i bet "rape" and "body condoms" will be the most common answers.
hide my face and hope he doesn't notice me
nuclearjew
12-14-2008, 06:14 PM
hide my face and hope he doesn't notice me
That doesn't work.
Angry Ass Messican Dude
12-14-2008, 06:14 PM
hugs!
STDSkillz
12-14-2008, 06:15 PM
Hug him as hard as I possibly can.
STDSkillz
12-14-2008, 06:15 PM
Goddammit, Mikey.
Satan
12-14-2008, 06:16 PM
That doesn't work.I don't have to hide a giant fucking beard
mongo
12-14-2008, 06:18 PM
I don't have to hide a giant fucking beard
you have to hide a giant fucking bald head.
Archetype
12-14-2008, 06:18 PM
I don't have to hide a giant fucking beard
Or Face's...self.
Satan
12-14-2008, 06:21 PM
you have to hide a giant fucking bald head.hat. problem solved.
papillon
12-14-2008, 06:22 PM
throw change
Or Face's...self.
it's a curious thing... people are constantly telling me that I look familiar, that I look like so-and-so's brother, do I have a sister named such-and-such, etc... I take that to mean that, in spite of being a fat tub, I look generic enough that I can pass relatively unnoticed
Archetype
12-14-2008, 06:28 PM
Or be instantly recognizable for no reason at all. Plus, it's mongo.
NOTKyle
12-14-2008, 06:30 PM
I did see Mongo in public. Now I have a Valtrex prescription :(
Did you ever get the stink off?
nuclearjew
12-14-2008, 06:31 PM
Did you ever get the stink off?
It was nothing that 7 baths in tomato puree couldn't cure!
mongo
12-14-2008, 06:37 PM
Or be instantly recognizable for no reason at all. Plus, it's mongo.
memory like a steel trap.
Poop Sailboat
12-14-2008, 08:28 PM
blow jobs.
Poop Sailboat
12-14-2008, 08:29 PM
z's are for white trash.
Poop Sailboat
12-14-2008, 08:31 PM
whatev.
whatev.
Iz for Valley girls.
fuldstændigamok
12-14-2008, 08:37 PM
I'll force him to eat a giant steak.
I'll force him to eat a giant steak.
Tube steak. ;)
hatepoppy
12-14-2008, 08:42 PM
id shit on my fist and give him a michelle obama fistbump. then do shots.
Morfin
12-14-2008, 08:51 PM
I wouldn't give him any change. You can't -- it just goes to support their deviant lifestyles.
Claydon
12-14-2008, 08:53 PM
If i saw mongo in public?
I would hose him down with a solution of D128 Dual Quat.
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 08:56 PM
I saw a guy I used to talk dirty with online a few years ago at the mall today.
He was with another girl and I knew it was him for sure. It was weird... but it was cool because he didn't see me. I did the duck & cover
Claydon
12-14-2008, 08:57 PM
I saw a guy I used to talk dirty with online a few years ago at the mall today.
He was with another girl and I knew it was him for sure. It was weird... but it was cool because he didn't see me. I did the duck & cover
You will always have the smell of sweat and shame.
Mustard
12-14-2008, 09:05 PM
I would chase him around with a golf club, screaming things about how he took the best years of my life away from me.
Nature's Folly
12-14-2008, 10:55 PM
I would tackle him, then sit on his chest as i watch the last breaths escaped from his mouth until he was dead.
medlar
12-14-2008, 10:56 PM
Kick him in the kneecaps and headbutt his ballz.
The GWD
12-15-2008, 04:49 AM
I probably will see Mongo one of these days. I know we have both been in SafeCo field at the same time before.
I'll probably play the "I don't live around here, why don't you buy me a couple beers?" excuse. I'll be goddamned if I pay for gas to drive to Seattle, have to endure Mongo, AND pay for my own fucking alcohol.
Le Goat
12-15-2008, 08:32 AM
I'd play 'just the tip' with him
Archetype
12-15-2008, 11:37 AM
I saw a guy I used to talk dirty with online a few years ago at the mall today.
He was with another girl and I knew it was him for sure. It was weird... but it was cool because he didn't see me. I did the duck & cover
On his peen, maybe.
redsox39
12-15-2008, 11:43 AM
I saw a guy I used to talk dirty with online a few years ago at the mall today.
He was with another girl and I knew it was him for sure. It was weird... but it was cool because he didn't see me. I did the duck & cover
No, I saw you, I just didn't want to acknowledge you...
redsox39
12-15-2008, 11:45 AM
I thought the sun did terrible things to veggitarians...
mongo
12-16-2008, 05:20 PM
i'd fuck the shit out of him.
CTricksterGirl
12-16-2008, 05:22 PM
I'd ask him to say such clever mongo like lines and take a picture!
Claibo
12-16-2008, 05:27 PM
Goat meeting Mongo... I see a Brokeback Mountain moment. He just can't quit you...
The Batman
12-16-2008, 05:29 PM
If I saw Mongo in public I would find a baseball bat and hit him in the face until he got better looking.
wonderllama
12-16-2008, 05:32 PM
I'm reasonably new here, but I'm pretty certain I'd go all Courtney Love and vomit in his face...but I'd make sure I'd eaten a skunk's ass before hand.
Who am I kidding, I'd eat the skunk's ass irrespective of his presence.
wonderllama
12-16-2008, 05:34 PM
Is that a metaphor?
Mustard
12-16-2008, 05:47 PM
I would make jokes about his eyes.
mongo
12-16-2008, 07:06 PM
i would make jokes about your boobs.
NOTKyle
12-16-2008, 07:06 PM
I think your eyes are perkier.