View Full Version : Where have you masturbated?
Mustard
12-14-2008, 09:42 PM
If its not on the list, then you're obviously a bit kinky and/or weird/horny/exhibitionist/etc.
BIG PIZZLE
12-14-2008, 09:45 PM
Once at my old job like 4 years ago and once while in high school in my friend's shower while thinking about his mom. That's all. Now that I've matured, I like to jerk-off in the comfort of my own home. This thread sucks.
BIG PIZZLE
12-14-2008, 09:46 PM
IBTP!
Mustard
12-14-2008, 09:47 PM
Damn. I totally left off friends house.
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 09:48 PM
i wroted wrong......
Mustard
12-14-2008, 09:52 PM
100% rate for jacking off at work so far... unreal.
TylerDurden
12-14-2008, 09:53 PM
i'm a weird fucking guy. i'm horny so often, and i'm also impulsive. it's a bad combination. furthermore it's also like some weird fucking fetish about how many and what odd places i can rub one out or get my fuck on.
Mustard
12-14-2008, 09:56 PM
Joel... at church? Oh dear.
Jericho
12-14-2008, 10:02 PM
Joel... at church? Oh dear.
I went to catholic school,man. I was just learning how to whack it. Don't you fucking judge me
Mustard
12-14-2008, 10:03 PM
Oh, well then I see. I hope I haven't inadvertently brought back any repressed or forgotten memories........
White.Rabbit
12-14-2008, 10:27 PM
one time I used the showerhead at the gym on my pussy.
Satan
12-14-2008, 10:28 PM
my boss used to keep a porn stash in the office
Le Goat
12-14-2008, 10:28 PM
all of the ones i checked were usually onto some chick
wacker
12-14-2008, 10:31 PM
The floor bathroom in residence was my most extreme.
comicfan
12-14-2008, 10:34 PM
one time I used the showerhead at the gym on my pussy.
I thought shower heads in gyms were pretty fixed and not detachable... or are you really bendy?
Le Goat
12-14-2008, 10:40 PM
one time I used the showerhead at the gym on my pussy.
explains the rusty poonany!
Mustard
12-14-2008, 10:42 PM
Can this actually be a Sink poll?
IT'S AN IMPOSTER!
EVILution!
12-14-2008, 10:45 PM
I've doubled up - outside while at work.
FlipHKD
12-14-2008, 10:47 PM
Only when I'm in the eye of a tornado.
Makes me feel powerful
Mustard
12-14-2008, 10:48 PM
Only when I'm in the eye of a tornado.
Makes me feel powerful
Watching my load being sucked into the vortex of a tornado would be epic.
FlipHKD
12-14-2008, 10:49 PM
Watching my load being sucked into the vortex of a tornado would be epic.
Indeed.
Draven X 23
12-14-2008, 10:51 PM
100% rate for jacking off at work so far... unreal.
If you don't jack off at work you are a terrorist. Or you work too damned hard.
Mustard
12-14-2008, 10:51 PM
Indeed.
You know what would make it mega-epic?
If the tornado moaned, and then made me a sandwich.
Nature's Folly
12-14-2008, 10:52 PM
Done it at work and all over the house. I didn't count jerking it when it was time to bust my nut on a chick. But whatever.
FlipHKD
12-14-2008, 10:53 PM
You know what would make it mega-epic?
If the tornado moaned, and then made me a sandwich.
well fuck
if that happened I would lose my will to live (in a good way)
medlar
12-14-2008, 10:54 PM
School washroom, my room, bathroom, livingroom, outside a couple of times. It's sometimes hard to ignore the urge. Next it will be in the car.
medlar
12-14-2008, 10:57 PM
Can you wank and drive at the same time is what I want to know.
medlar
12-14-2008, 10:59 PM
No but I drive standard.
Satan
12-14-2008, 11:03 PM
I'm pretty sure I could jerk off while driving, and I drive a manual. I'd have to put some porn on my iPod though.
Why is there no "pool" option?
I'm pretty sure I could jerk off while driving, and I drive a manual. I'd have to put some porn on my iPod though.
When you work at like 4am it keeps you awake on the drive.
Claydon
12-14-2008, 11:44 PM
i'm a weird fucking guy. i'm horny so often, and i'm also impulsive. it's a bad combination. furthermore it's also like some weird fucking fetish about how many and what odd places i can rub one out or get my fuck on.
TylerDurden
12-15-2008, 12:04 AM
I'm pretty sure I could jerk off while driving, and I drive a manual. I'd have to put some porn on my iPod though.
it can be done. i used to have to face a forty-minute drive twice a day. at the time i drove a ford probe (say what you want, it had amazing fucking gas mileage and was a blast to drive) with a manual transmission. i worked with more than a few hotties, but being isolated in an electronically locked room with the rest of the IT staff does little for my working social life. thus it wasn't too long after i began working there that i quickly found out that a) it's easy to shift two sticks while driving, and b) controlling a vehicle through orgasm (the probe didn't have cruise control) isn't as easy as it sounds.
getting head while driving became easier as a result of my, err... self-training.
Claydon
12-15-2008, 12:07 AM
I did it once with a sock on US 395 in the middle of the mojave desert on my way to mammoth. I had my 94 civic at the time, hit cruise control, it was 1:30am....just let the good timesroll.
Skybase
12-15-2008, 01:19 AM
At my cousin's house, on his bed actually while he was gone. I grabbed a pair of his clean socks, finished up and threw 'em back in his drawer.
sorry Kerjack you weren't there to take my load. I meant to tell you someday. . .
Da Raider
12-15-2008, 12:45 PM
If its not on the list, then you're obviously a bit kinky and/or weird/horny/exhibitionist/etc.
where's the option for dungeon?
CTricksterGirl
12-15-2008, 12:49 PM
Why isnt a cold, dark storage room at work on top of boxes of medical records at my Alzheimer's facility an option?
Phil Theehor
12-15-2008, 01:21 PM
My resume consists of the following:
The bathroom of an Amtrak train headed from DC to NY
Behind the gear-pallets in the tail end of a C-130 flying low over the Andes Mountains
A bunk on a Chilean warship
In the woods, while on ambush. I was the on the right flank laying in wait. It was a very dark night and we were waiting a long time. First time I ever did it laying on my side
Standing up in the desert while on watch
I could go on.
CTricksterGirl
12-15-2008, 01:51 PM
My resume consists of the following:
The bathroom of an Amtrak train headed from DC to NY
Behind the gear-pallets in the tail end of a C-130 flying low over the Andes Mountains
A bunk on a Chilean warship
In the woods, while on ambush. I was the on the right flank laying in wait. It was a very dark night and we were waiting a long time. First time I ever did it laying on my side
Standing up in the desert while on watch
I could go on.
You and your junk have seen the world...
Claibo
12-15-2008, 01:54 PM
Jesus was watching all of you and is not pleased... you will all go blind I say!
Phil Theehor
12-15-2008, 01:59 PM
Jesus was watching all of you and is not pleased... you will all go blind I say!
Bullshit.
Jesus is impressed.
The Batman
12-15-2008, 02:02 PM
Bullshit.
Jesus is impressed.
By what? Its certainly not the size. Maybe that it can be done that many times in one day.....
Claibo
12-15-2008, 02:04 PM
By what? Its certainly not the size. Maybe that it can be done that many times in one day.....
or that he can lob the extraction into his own mouth.
CTricksterGirl
12-15-2008, 02:20 PM
Jesus was watching all of you and is not pleased... you will all go blind I say!
Eh, blind is okay, as long as I can still feel!
Claibo
12-15-2008, 02:47 PM
Eh, blind is okay, as long as I can still feel!
good call...
Candycane
12-15-2008, 03:08 PM
I feel like the dirtiest mom alive. I go in the bathroom at my kids school and rub my clitty in there during the Christmas Program. I believe it was during Jingle Bell Rock and I was sweating a lot during "giddy up pick up your feet".
The GWD
12-15-2008, 03:09 PM
I feel like the dirtiest mom alive. I go in the bathroom at my kids school and rub my clitty in there during the Christmas Program. I believe it was during Jingle Bell Rock and I was sweating a lot during "giddy up pick up your feet".
That's nothing. I don't even have kids, and I've masturbated in the children's section of a public library. True story.
I feel like the dirtiest mom alive. I go in the bathroom at my kids school and rub my clitty in there during the Christmas Program. I believe it was during Jingle Bell Rock and I was sweating a lot during "giddy up pick up your feet".
You've done that in my mind too... add that to your list.
Kilgore
12-15-2008, 03:13 PM
I rubbed out a chick on the church bus for some function when I was in the 9th grade. Her stank was on my hand for a week. Far as myself, a couple times a week at my old job, that is about as audacious as I ever got.
Skybase
12-15-2008, 05:25 PM
Eh, blind is okay, as long as I can still feel!
then maybe I'd have a chance.
Hrm?
Skybase
12-15-2008, 05:26 PM
Why isnt a cold, dark storage room at work on top of boxes of medical records at my Alzheimer's facility an option?
didn't we have a news story about you recently? Poor Alzheimer's patients. . . .