New member

[Tempest]

Ok thought that after all the abuse I have recieved for not posting an intro in here, I would. Probably lame to be honest but then I have had enough of that abuse already, so deal with it.

Plus my gf says if you are kind she will post her boobs for you all. But that is all dependent on the abuse and what she can have in return, and not just your depraved c0ck pics thanks. She was hoping for some boobs in return.

[Face]

I'm not holding my breath

[Tempest]

Guess then that is no Xmas Card from the gf for you then?

[Face]

your gf is probably an ugly whore with no teeth, frizzy hair and unmanageable body odour

[Skybase]

your gf is probably an ugly whore with no teeth, frizzy hair and unmanageable body odour

You can't smell her, and if she's got a nice rack what does it matter? Boobs, not face right?

I'll send her a pic of my boobs in return if it'll make her happy.

[Mustard]

First boobs, then maybe we don't treat you like the mental patient we'd like to see get shock treatment therapy.

[Tempest]

OK well I am not just blasting her boobs on here without some kind of pay back, but I can show you what she is like.

http://forum.meetthegeeks.org/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=1029&d=1227815315

Now there. So do I get accepted into the forums yet? And no man boobs please! She hates them.

[The GWD]

Oh my god, that is so hot. Is she the red X, or the white square area surrounding it?

[comicfan]

oh yeah! red x's really gets me going!

[Tempest]

Well she is there for the world to see, but how do you add an attachment without a cut and paste to this? That way you can all see her.

[The GWD]

Use an image uploading site like www.imagevenue.com (www.meatspin.com)

Or www.tinypic.com (www.lemonparty.org)

[comicfan]

Uh, press the insert image button and paste the link for the file.....duh!

[Tempest]

Alright alright. Most decent forums have an option for adding a file directly to the message and then others can download it. Not my fault that this does not have that option.

GWD - Thanks and I will update the picture later for all to see.

[Spanky]

Alright alright. Most decent forums have an option for adding a file directly to the message and then others can download it. Not my fault that this does not have that option.

GWD - Thanks and I will update the picture later for all to see.
i was trying to think of something witty to say to make fun of you, but lets just make this easy. please, gtfo.

[Tempest]

Ok OK. Tell me then what I have done so wrong to you to warrent such a response. All I am looking for is for some mindless fun and you have just made it ugly. I have posted in this forum thread to intro myself, after much berating by others, and I now find I am getting hassle just for posting a "Hi this is me!"

Whilst I am trying to have a look at the Babe forums and the comedy provided on here, this is not going to be achieved when I am getting such harsh comments. I am only telling the truth and trying to do my best. If that is not meeting with your requirements, then I shall just request that an Admin remove me from this forum and nothing more shall be said.

[Smuckers]

You're fine, Don't leave. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/hug.gif

[Spanky]

blah blah blah im a whiny twat blah blah blah
This isn't an AA meeting, buttnut. We don't care about your emotions and that you're "being yourself". I'm sure there's another forum on the internet somewhere where people give a shit. Please, leave.

[Spanky]

Also, I'm not usually mean like this, a hemroid on my ass popped last night and im a little testy.

[Tempest]

Spanky - A little testy eh. Well then, why oh why, take that shit out on me? I must be the easiest target there is......apart from the fact is that I am not moving or leaving. If you have an issue with me, then go for it, I will just simply ignore you. The fact that you have piles might have something to do with your name and what you do in private! :)

Smuckers - TYVM.

[Limp]

Didn't we have a user a while back post "her" pics? Then "she" photoshopped "GMF" on her ass about an hour before one our our E-Dicks (detectives) found the originals on adultfriendfinder.

TempestKitty rings a bell... but doesn't sound right...

Sincerely,
GMF Historian with a slightly better than average memory and no life to be found

[Limp]

Here is the picture that the numbnuts can't figure out how to post.

If it is really your girlfriend... I'd hit it.
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u63/Limp-pics/GMF/tempests-girlfriend-so-he-says.jpg

[}{arlequin]

opiatekitty is back???

[Limp]

If you really want to prove that you are dating this hotty, get her naked, make her bend over so we can see her cooter and tits, and then have her bury her pinky finger in her asshole to the second knuckle.

Anything less than that and I think you are a liar.

[Phil Theehor]

Ok OK. Tell me then what I have done so wrong to you to warrent such a response. All I am looking for is for some mindless fun and you have just made it ugly. I have posted in this forum thread to intro myself, after much berating by others, and I now find I am getting hassle just for posting a "Hi this is me!"

Whilst I am trying to have a look at the Babe forums and the comedy provided on here, this is not going to be achieved when I am getting such harsh comments. I am only telling the truth and trying to do my best. If that is not meeting with your requirements, then I shall just request that an Admin remove me from this forum and nothing more shall be said.

Just settle down, new guy. A little good natured ribbing is normal for these intros. Just ask Smuckers. His reception made yours look like a tongue bath.

I would suggest:

a) getting going with the booby pics. You will learn what it feels like to be a hero.

b) ignoring the emoticon buttons. Most of us here are over the age of twelve.

[Spanky]

see that you're still here, that could be a problem........
I shall just request that an Admin remove me from this forum and nothing more shall be said.
this still an option?

[TylerDurden]

Ok OK. Tell me then what I have done so wrong to you to warrent such a response.

you exist.

All I am looking for is for some mindless fun and you have just made it ugly.

that's what we do... i suspect you've taken a wrong turn at albuquerque.

Whilst I am trying to have a look at the Babe forums and the comedy provided on here, this is not going to be achieved when I am getting such harsh comments.

we have standards of membership. you listed two reasons that essentially make you a leech. we have plenty of those. just like in life not everyone gets to be a doctor or lawyer, someone's gotta be a janitor. looks like this is your shot at a career in the custodial arts.

I am only telling the truth and trying to do my best. If that is not meeting with your requirements, then I shall just request that an Admin remove me from this forum and nothing more shall be said.

the truth and your best is not good enough. if i was you i'd make the request of the admins unless you'd care to post some proper nekkid pictures of your chica. that in itself might fix this whole debacle.

really you should want to do that anyways if only to fend off smuckers from having a go with your ass. even if you like boys in addition to girls you don't want smuckers near your ass.

[Tempest]

I am beginning to understand that whilst I maybe a leech here, I can acutally add some stuff to the forums when I finally get full access. This would probably include pictures of my naked (see some of us can spell!) girlfriend and no doubt other members of your family Tyler. But hey, lets not make this personal shall we!

As for this other name, I can assure you that I am new here and have never be posting pictures of other girls in the past. So you must be confusing me with someone else.

I agree with you that there must be a standard of membership to this forum otherwise all manner of shit can get in. Obviously these were set just after you arrived here. BTW I am a doctor!


Finally I have noted that there is another little tick box down here......