Sex or Internet?

[The GWD]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/12/15/internet.sex.survey/index.html

More women would give up sex rather than go without Internet access, according to a new survey.
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Nearly half of the women questioned by Harris Interactive said they'd be willing to forgo sex for two weeks, rather than give up their Internet access, according to a study released Monday by Intel, which commissioned the survey.
While 46 percent of the women surveyed were willing to engage in abstinence versus losing their Internet, only 30 percent of the men surveyed were willing to do likewise.
The U.S. survey, which queried 2,119 adults last month, found that the gap grew even wider for both men and woman who were 18 to 34 years old. For woman, the percentage of those willing to skip the sheets in favor of the Web rose to 49 percent, while it climbed to 39 percent for men.
And for women 35 to 44 years old, the figure jumped to 52 percent.



(Results as of Monday from CNET's related online poll showed that 30.5 percent of respondents would give up sex for one year, while 26.1 percent would do without Internet access for a year. Almost 40 percent of voters didn't want to sacrifice either.)
These figures were just some of the tidbits that came out of the Intel's broader commissioned study on Americans' reliance on the Internet in today's economy.
Though not as sexy but equally interesting, the survey also found that 87 percent of respondents said the Internet saves them money.
Specifically, 84 percent of those surveyed found the Internet saved them money by comparing prices online and searching out the best deals, while 65 percent said it aided them in finding coupons, discounts, and special promotions.

So, what could YOU live WITHOUT for 2 weeks? Sex, or internet?

[the creeps]

the internet.

[STDSkillz]

If it's only for two weeks...sex. If it's for a lifetime, Internet. I can do two weeks fairly easily. A lifetime would force me to kill myself.

[Skybase]

Obviously the internet. . .I've gone w/o sex for awhile now.

Where's that USB pussy I ordered, dammit!

[Black_Sun]

tricky question. If I get sex for a few hours every day while I give up the net, that's fine. But if I just lose my internet, and the sex is left to chance, I'd give up the sex. I think it's already been 2 weeks anyway.

[Mustard]

If I had an ample supply of both, I would much rather go without internet.

[Archetype]

Yeah, if I say internet, do I get laid every day for two weeks?

[The GWD]

You only get as much sex as you normally would get.

So, Sink, come on.

[Black_Sun]

You only get as much sex as you normally would get.

So, Sink, come on.Fuck that! Give me my goddamn internets

[Satan]

The internet over sex? Are you people serious?

[the creeps]

i would rather pound a pussy not a keyboard

[Mustard]

You only get as much sex as you normally would get.

So, Sink, come on.
The moment I choose internet over sex is the day I turn in my man card.

[Archetype]

You only get as much sex as you normally would get.

Oh. Does sex with myself count?

[Hoser]

The internet over sex? Are you people serious?

[smith42687]

You only get as much sex as you normally would get.

I was shocked to see the internet leading amongst this group, then I took that premise into consideration and realized it's not really an 'either-or' situation for most here.

[The GWD]

The moment I choose internet over sex is the day I turn in my man card.

The moment you get some sex you'll be issued your man card.

[Claydon]

The moment you get some sex you'll be issued your man card.

zing!

[Mustard]

The moment you get some sex you'll be issued your man card.
Blasphemy!

[BIG PIZZLE]

I refuse to choose.

[Stax]

tricky question. If I get sex for a few hours every day while I give up the net, that's fine. But if I just lose my internet, and the sex is left to chance, I'd give up the sex. I think it's already been 2 weeks anyway.

What he said.

[Archangel]

Wait, aren't you a virgin?

[Stax]

Wait, aren't you a virgin?

Precisely. So if it's left to chance my chances would not seem very good.

[Archetype]

Jesus, how many of you are there?

[fuldstændigamok]

I'm fucking married, so please take away my wife but don't you dare touch my internet or I'll kill you.

[Poop Sailboat]

obviously you guys don't care about the great lance bass. for shame.

[Kopek]

It will be our generation's THRILLER.

[Poop Sailboat]

oh, NOW you guys vote for it.

[comicfan]

obviously you guys don't care about the great lance bass. for shame.

Uh, the great lance bass? Really...

[zaphrodesiac]

Craig, there's alot of people around here who just love you like crazy

http://www.bakeracademic.com/Media/PubComAuthors/VanVonderen_Jeff.jpg

[Kopek]

oh, NOW you guys vote for it.

You haven't monopolized Lance Bass' potential awesomeness.

[Poop Sailboat]

You haven't monopolized Lance Bass' potential awesomeness.
lance? i meant nance!

[CTricksterGirl]

I just can't choose, I CANT!

This is like trying to choose between vag and anal sex? WHY CANT WE JUST HAVE BOTH!

[Kopek]

lance? i meant nance!

I miss Lance.

[Mustard]

I just can't choose, I CANT!

This is like trying to choose between vag and anal sex? WHY CANT WE JUST HAVE BOTH!
They have strap ons for guys so they can give both ya know.

[Change]

I get 00.00% sex anyway so i'll keep my interwebs.

[zaphrodesiac]

I got laid Friday and made creampie. Chick made a mess on my bedspread on the way to the bathroom. I voted sex, because its not like you sad mfs are going anywhere.
http://i36.tinypic.com/dm37ft.jpg

[NOTKyle]

You should have made her pose in the photo.

[Mustard]

I love a good chocolate creampie.

[The GWD]

Sex on Friday, and the stain's still on the bed?

Nice, Monica Lewinsky.

[Mustard]

She makes hand bags.

[zaphrodesiac]

Sex on Friday, and the stain's still on the bed?

Nice, Monica Lewinsky.
Pic was from Friday. It wasn't well received at first post so I thought I'd wait for a better audience and post it again.

[vasili denisov]

I said sex, but I don't think I could go two weeks without watching this video.

BIx-14suXbo

[medlar]

http://files.myopera.com/medlar/albums/213373/pc.jpg

SEX.

[Bastard]

Sex is the better choice although you need the internet to brag and post pictures of your sexual conquests.
Without the internet you would just have to revert back to using post- its around the office and personal messages in the local supermarket newspaper.

[Lone Wolf]

It really depends who the sex is with

[ElvisWong]

(http://www.wordreference.com/enfr/objectively)
Objectively, for two weeks, sex and internet.