PWNT of the century.

[Blue]

US anti-kidnapping expert abducted in Mexico (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5ilkJwd9Ar9inAcHvmEAfj-kVMVFwD953II2G0)

U.S. security consultant Felix Batista — who claims to have helped resolve nearly 100 kidnap and ransom cases — was in Saltillo in Coahuila state to offer advice on how to confront abductions for ransom when he himself was seized, local authorities said.

[Mustard]

Well, isn't that ironic.

[The GWD]

He really needs to get ahold of himself.

Get it?

[Claydon]

Well, isn't that ironic.

don't ya think?

[Face]

Send in denzel!

[TylerDurden]

don't ya think?

that entire song was absolutely fucking awful and had nothing to do with irony. since when is bad fucking luck ironic?

[Ace Rockola]

I agree. The good advice you didn't just take is stupidity, not ironic.

[Archetype]

that entire song was absolutely fucking awful and had nothing to do with irony. since when is bad fucking luck ironic?
Since bipolar broads were given microphones.

[Spanky]

its like rraaaaiiiiinnnnn on your wedding dayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

[Archangel]

Send in denzel!

Send in Dakota Fanning

[29a]

Except this actually is irony.

[Jatoza]

that entire song was absolutely fucking awful and had nothing to do with irony. since when is bad fucking luck ironic?

Isn't it kind of ironic that a song called "ironic" doesn't really have any irony in it? Really makes you think...
Also, let's send Commando-Schwarzenegger (John Matrix- yeah. That's right. John Fucking Matrix) in there. He took on an entire armed revolution with just the shit from an army surplus store's secret back room. I'm sure he could get this knucklehead back.

[CTricksterGirl]

http://www.tow.com/photogallery/2005/20051031_commando/CommandoPoster.jpgIsn't it kind of ironic that a song called "ironic" doesn't really have any irony in it? Really makes you think...
Also, let's send Commando-Schwarzenegger (John Matrix- yeah. That's right. John Fucking Matrix) in there. He took on an entire armed revolution with just the shit from an army surplus store's secret back room. I'm sure he could get this knucklehead back.

Not to mention decapitated use garden tools as weaponry...what a man

[Okie Medicvet]

If they sent in the commando today it wouldn't be a pretty sight I bet.

[Yelram]

that entire song was absolutely fucking awful and had nothing to do with irony. since when is bad fucking luck ironic?

She did that on purpose.

“ For me the great debate on whether what I was saying in ‘Ironic’ was ironic wasn’t a traumatic debate. I’d always embraced the fact that every once in a while I’d be the malapropism queen. And when Glen and I were writing it, we definitely were not doggedly making sure that everything was technically ironic. It’s a testament to the fact that we didn’t think it was going to be put under the microscope by 30 million people. For me the sweetest moment came in New York when a woman came up to me in a record store and said, ‘So all those things in the “Ironic” aren’t ironic.’ And then she said, ‘And that’s the irony.’ I said, ‘Yup.’ To me it’s a real snapshot of a nineteen-year-old’s definition and version of how life worked at the time. All that ‘Ironic’ touches on spawned all my future inquiries into and current understandings of the mysteries of life.

[Le Goat]

Fuck Dakota Fanning. I've moved on to the HOT piece of ass from Pans Labyrinth

[TylerDurden]

She did that on purpose.

“ For me the great debate on whether what I was saying in ‘Ironic’ was ironic wasn’t a traumatic debate. I’d always embraced the fact that every once in a while I’d be the malapropism queen. And when Glen and I were writing it, we definitely were not doggedly making sure that everything was technically ironic. It’s a testament to the fact that we didn’t think it was going to be put under the microscope by 30 million people. For me the sweetest moment came in New York when a woman came up to me in a record store and said, ‘So all those things in the “Ironic” aren’t ironic.’ And then she said, ‘And that’s the irony.’ I said, ‘Yup.’ To me it’s a real snapshot of a nineteen-year-old’s definition and version of how life worked at the time. All that ‘Ironic’ touches on spawned all my future inquiries into and current understandings of the mysteries of life.

fucking fantastic. i've always wondered about that. i'll go ahead and file that under 'still don't give a fucking fuck'.

[BIG PIZZLE]

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