A Christmas wish...

[Claibo]

Child Writes to Santa, Asks For Molestation to End


PHARR, Texas — A Texas man has been arrested after a 9-year-old girl wrote to Santa Claus asking that a relative stop touching her and her sister.
The Monitor of McAllen reports that a man from the town of Pharr was arrested Friday and is in the Hidalgo County jail.
A criminal complaint says the girl turned the letter in at Cesar Chavez Elementary School. Authorities interviewed the girl after a school counselor reported the letter.
The complaint says investigators believe the molestation occurred over a period of four years.
The man is charged with continuous sexual abuse of a young child and could face as many as 99 years in prison if convicted.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,467444,00.html

[Claibo]

I guess that the "two front teeth" request will have to wait.

[TylerDurden]

it's texas. why am i not surprised?

[Claibo]

it's texas. why am i not surprised?


http://www.foxnews.com/politics/elections/2008/12/16/prospect-impeachment-looms-blagojevich/

like your State is any better...

[Banon]

I just worte a letter to Santa saying I want to see Summer's tits. This would be 19 times better than having a molestation end.

[TylerDurden]

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/elections/2008/12/16/prospect-impeachment-looms-blagojevich/

like your State is any better...

the difference here, it seems, is that almost everyone else on the planet gives more of a shit about our governor than we do. in the grand scheme of things he's a crooked politician. so what? that's like saying there's a problem because the sky is blue.

texas, on the other hand... everything you guys do involves child sex, cults, etc. it's no wonder god smites your state with hurricanes and shit.

[Willam]

These are the kind of people that should get an express lane to the electric chair.



Luckily, it's Texas where they have an express lane!

[Claibo]

the difference here, it seems, is that almost everyone else on the planet gives more of a shit about our governor than we do. in the grand scheme of things he's a crooked politician. so what? that's like saying there's a problem because the sky is blue.

texas, on the other hand... everything you guys do involves child sex, cults, etc. it's no wonder god smites your state with hurricanes and shit.

We do have some crazy's out here... cult's and such. Hurricane's well, I am pretty sure that is b/c we are in a region where it just happens. It was a crazy experience going through IKE I must say. The wind noise was freaky and I have never seen trees bend like that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Global_tropical_cyclone_tracks-edit2.jpg/800px-Global_tropical_cyclone_tracks-edit2.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Global_tropical_cyclone_tracks-edit2.jpg)

[TylerDurden]

We do have some crazy's out here... cult's and such. Hurricane's well, I am pretty sure that is b/c we are in a region where it just happens. It was a crazy experience going through IKE I must say. The wind noise was freaky and I have never seen trees bend like that.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Global_tropical_cyclone_tracks-edit2.jpg/800px-Global_tropical_cyclone_tracks-edit2.jpg (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Global_tropical_cyclone_tracks-edit2.jpg)

yeah, fuck that. i'll be content with my tornados and blizzards.

i do recall seeing all of the news feeds for ike... you guys get some crazy fucking weather down there.

[Archetype]

The fuck is this shit? Material gifts only you little cunt. Stop stressing Santa's powers, now there's probably 10 other homes that won't get presents, all because you don't wanna be touched anymore. Fuck you, deal with it, brat.

[Claibo]

The fuck is this shit? Material gifts only you little cunt. Stop stressing Santa's powers, now there's probably 10 other homes that won't get presents, all because you don't wanna be touched anymore. Fuck you, deal with it, brat.

Dear Santa,

Please tell Uncle TiM to stop touching my privates and my sisters butt...

signed, little girls from Texas.

P.S. I better get that pony you fat bastard!

[Okie Medicvet]

I think murder would not be appropriate. Castration without anesthetic on the other hand, well that's an entirely different story. I want him alive and suffering for a very long time.

[taters]

Thats texas for you.

[Le Goat]

This is what Tylenol PM is there to prevent.

YOU CAN'T GET PRESENTS NOW YOU FUCKING NARC CUNT

[Morfin]

I thought there was some sort of confidentiality privilege between child and Santa. Sure, in this case, the end justifies the means, but what about the larger issue of adults intercepting mail sent to Santa in confidence?

[Le Goat]

I thought there was some sort of confidentiality privilege between child and Santa. Sure, in this case, the end justifies the means, but what about the larger issue of adults intercepting mail sent to Santa in confidence?

I hope he uses that as a defense

[Warden]

yeah, fuck that. i'll be content with my tornados and blizzards.

i do recall seeing all of the news feeds for ike... you guys get some crazy fucking weather down there.

Crazy is that right now its 25 out side and tomorrow they say its going to be in the 70s. Or how it was like 80 on sunday and dropped 40 degrees in like an hour.

Far as this goes, I stand by my statement that people like this dude should be shot after being convicted. Cheap. Easy and fun for the whole family

[Claibo]

crazy that it snowed here in Houston a few days ago... that shit never happens

[Warden]

I'm shocked Dallas didn't shut down since some ice froze on the roads. Normally, the entire city shuts down in fear.

[Claibo]

last time that happened in San Antonio when i was going to school there the friggin town shut down for 2 days... pussies

[Le Goat]

I'm shocked Dallas didn't shut down since some ice froze on the roads. Normally, the entire city shuts down in fear.

287 south of 20 was closed down, well, a 3 miles stretch was.

[Claibo]

i say punch it to 90

[Mustard]

last time that happened in San Antonio when i was going to school there the friggin town shut down for 2 days... pussies
Texas doesn't have pussies in it.

Unless I have been lied to...

[Le Goat]

Texas doesn't have pussies in it.

Unless I have been lied to...

yes we do. Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, Yankees.

Anyone that has all their teef.

[Claibo]

Texas doesn't have pussies in it.

Unless I have been lied to...

der der der steers and queers right.

[Mustard]

So a good pick up line would be something like, "nice toof"?

[Claibo]

So a good pick up line would be something like, "nice toof"?

I was thinking "where's the beef"