When was the last time you shat yourself?

[BIG PIZZLE]

We wont judge.

[The Dude]

legit shit pants or had a little leakage shart-style?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Feces in your undies, regardless of how.

[ShitBreak]

Undies? It's been a while. I don't think it happened while in college, so it's been more than 5 years.

[ADD]

I've done many embarrassing things, but I control my bodily functions even when drunk. I've not shit my pants since I was a tike and haven't peed my pants since I was 5.

*now that I've jinxed myself, I'll probably piss my pants this weekend at the bar in front of all the hot slutty college girls that are home for break. Hopefully at least 1 is into that.

[Uknowiphat]

Well the last time a had an actual log in my tightie-whities i was about 7. But, hell, i get swamp-ass walking up stairs nowadays.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I sharted about 10 years ago. It ran down my leg. I remember exactly what I was wearing; it's a good thing I was home alone at the time.

[Da Raider]

I've never crapped or pissed myself, but I've sharted a couple of times.

[The Dude]

i pissed myself at my dad's birthday about 5 years back and i sharted a little bit about two years ago.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I've never crapped or pissed myself, but I've sharted a couple of times.

Sharting counts!!

[Banon]

Bourbon street about a year ago. I was down the street and had to walk to the hotel which was about 5 blocks, room was on the 18th floor, got in elevator, accidently hit the 17th floor, finally made it to 18 floor, sticking the card in the key slot to room door, slot wouldn't take my card, out came the wet shits, card opened the door 2 trys afterwards.


2nd. worst. night. ever.

[Stax]

Probably 2 years, but a la Steve Perry if not for sharts it would be way longer.

[The Dude]

without the shart two years ago the last time i shit myself i was in preschool

[Nature's Folly]

Sharted maybe 3 years ago.

[Black_Sun]

I gambled on a fart and lost.
'Nuff said.

[Le Goat]

Technically about 43 minutes ago. A flaky oat-meal shit somehow leaked out and I guess I missed some on my actual ass cheek. Now a nice log? about 20 years

[Le Goat]

Thank heaven's it's been forever ago.

fuck you father time!

[Face]

I had an attack of diarrhea about 4 years ago and barely made it to the toilet in time, but that's the closest I've come since infancy

[Lone Wolf]

I was sick as a motherfucker and had it pouring out both ends. When I finally got a little sleep I woke up with a little surprise

[Mustard]

June of 07 I had a food poisoning episode, and two times I came within mere seconds of crapping myself. Never did though.

[Le Goat]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/02388499.jpg

(yes, this is mine)
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b178/chknfaqr/08cc1eed.jpg

[Face]

in related news, I haven't had a good shit in close to a week... I think it might be time for a pharmaceutical remedy

[ShitBreak]

The 10 saying it's been within the last two years are obviously getting their assholes plowed.

I've seen Zack and Miri Make a Porno....i know what happens with a lot of ass sex.

[hatepoppy]

We wont judge.
hey dickshit, y0r pole excluded those of us that shat ourselves between 5 and ten yrs ago.

i shat the bed after passing out drUNK when i was 16. (8.5 yrs ago)

[hatepoppy]

Bourbon street about a year ago. I was down the street and had to walk to the hotel which was about 5 blocks, room was on the 18th floor, got in elevator, accidently hit the 17th floor, finally made it to 18 floor, sticking the card in the key slot to room door, slot wouldn't take my card, out came the wet shits, card opened the door 2 trys afterwards.


2nd. worst. night. ever.
man i had the same damn thing happen to me w piss.

[Black_Sun]

I had an attack of diarrhea about 4 years ago and barely made it to the toilet in time, but that's the closest I've come since infancy
For some reason Face, I've always thought you might be the type of guy who craps himself on a semi-regular basis.

hey dickshit, y0r pole excluded those of us that shat ourselves between 5 and ten yrs ago.

i shat the bed after passing out drUNK when i was 16. (8.5 yrs ago)You still use half years when you tell people your age? What are you 7?


Oh wait. 8 + 16 = 24.... and a half!

[EVILution!]

Sharted in 1996 - at school. Just took my boxers off in the bathroom and threw 'em away.

[Don Scrappy]

last time I shat my pants I was in my kitchen in front of my roommates and I tried to fart. (it was the beer shits, really horrible.)

[WET HOT MESS]

I thought it was only an expression. I didn't realize that many people actually did it. I hear sphincter exercises are good for the weak butthole.