The Christmas Thread

[ElemenoP]

I've spent the last 2 FULL days shopping and now I'm exhausted. And I'm still not done.

I can't wait for Christmas!

[Alcestis]

All the Christmas cards/packages are sent out, and I've finished all my shopping except for my husband. He's proving to be the must difficult.

[RedBEARD]

I bought all my Christmas presents at Dollar Tree this year.

[Alcestis]

I bought all my Christmas presents at Dollar Tree this year.

Well, its the thought that counts..right? ;)

[the creeps]

i haven't started yet. everyone is gift cards.

[ElemenoP]

I hate gift cards. I would disown anyone who gave me one.

[Pax Britannia]

I bought most of my gifts at HMV. DVD's are easy to wrap.

[the creeps]

i don't get "gifts" for people, because i project myself onto them. iam super picky, so i just assume they are as well.

[NOTKyle]

I hate gift cards. I would disown anyone who gave me one.

I love them. I don't need anything, so its nice to have something in my wallet for when I do.

[ElemenoP]

They seem so impersonal to me.

[Pax Britannia]

I've never used a gift card in my life. They always expire before I find something worth getting with them.

[the creeps]

when i get gift cards, after i use them i call whoever gave it to me and say" thanks your gift card, it got me. blah blah blah"

that is way better then opening a box with fucking socks or some bullshit like that and having to fake joy.

[TylerDurden]

$2k, amazon.com, and an hour of my time... i was done two weeks ago.

[ElemenoP]

Same. I have a $100 gift card from my birthday last year to MAC makeup... and I haven't used a dollar of it. I have a feeling that it's going to expire!

[ElemenoP]

$2k, amazon.com, and an hour of my time... i was done two weeks ago.

$2K?!? What did you buy?

[TylerDurden]

$2K?!? What did you buy?

a fuck ton of legos, erector sets, batman toys, blu-ray movies, ps3 games and accessories, coloring and learning books... for my son.

clothes, jewelry, season 3 dvd set of bones, three seasons of house on dvd... my gf

new psp, psp games, psp accessories... my broseph

ferrari books, merchandise, etc. (where i could find it)... my buddy

blu-ray movies, jewelry, clothes... my mom

power tools... my step dad

plus some random shit for other family members. hell, i've already received and wrapped everything. smooth-sailin'... i fucking <3 amazon.

[NOTKyle]

I hope that all came in one giant box.

[TylerDurden]

I hope that all came in one giant box.

no, but it all came on the same delivery truck. the biggest bitch of the experience was wrapping them all.

[mongo]

speaking of giant boxes, i wonder if mirt is done w/ her shopping yet.

[ShitBreak]

Gift cards may be impersonal, but it's a win-win. You don't get the person something they don't want, and the person getting the gift card can get whatever they want.

Plus, the ones at the mall by my house are Visa cards, so they are actually good anywhere Visa is used. So it's not like you can only go to one store to use it.

[Alcestis]

Gift cards may be impersonal, but it's a win-win. You don't get the person something they don't want, and the person getting the gift card can get whatever they want.

Plus, the ones at the mall by my house are Visa cards, so they are actually good anywhere Visa is used. So it's not like you can only go to one store to use it.

The VISA or American Express gift cards are nice, because you can use them everywhere.

[mongo]

why not just give them cash then? huh?

[Alcestis]

why not just give them cash then? huh?

Mail cash? I think not.

[mongo]

Mail cash? I think not.

mail a check. why are we bringing visa and amex into this fucking equation? like they need more monies.

[ShitBreak]

Because getting a gift card at least shows you went to the damn mall/store/etc and made an effort.

Giving someone cash is just fucking trashy.

*reaches into pocket to pull out a 20*

Here ya go, cousin. Merry fucking christmas.

[Alcestis]

mail a check. why are we bringing visa and amex into this fucking equation? like they need more monies.

http://www.alpenschatz.com/Product_Photos/Pretty%20Swiss%20Cow%20with%20Bell.jpg

Merry Christmas. Here's dinner.

[Face]

*hungry*

[Penguin Rick]

I did most of my shopping online this year. Also need to get a few gift cards, which I think are good gifts, but then I'm done. Outside family, I only got stuff for 4 friends, so it was a pretty easy year.

Not cheap though.

[TylerDurden]

*hungry*

*facetiously shocked*

see what i did there?

[vasili denisov]

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[Blue]

http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=11885

[ElemenoP]

MERGE!

[ElemenoP]

I need a phone and an iPod/MP3 player for Christmas. If I don't get one next week ... I'm going to have to do some serious shopping around on Boxing day.

[Da Raider]

Christmas is consumerism disguised as the supposed virtue of "giving". Bullshit, I say.

[Gary_Busey]

Getting and giving awesome presents is never bullshit.

[fuldstændigamok]

Getting and giving awesome presents is never bullshit.

You obviously never got a x-mas gift from my granny...

[Nature's Folly]

I'm broke this holiday season. My g/f wants to get me something and i'm like fuck i don't have the scratch to get her anything decent. Blah on the holidays.

[TylerDurden]

You obviously never got a x-mas gift from my granny...

if you don't like the shit she gets you, set her the fuck straight... say, "gramma, listen: i appreciate the socks and fruitcake, but stop bullshitting me. i know you're fucking loaded. fuck around with socks again and i push you down the motherfucking stairs, understand?" about a second after you finish that throw the socks in her face and walk away disgusted. that should do the trick.

[Satan]

bah humbug

[TylerDurden]

My g/f wants to get me something and i'm like fuck i don't have the scratch to get her anything decent.

http://media.vintagecotton.com/shirt/44/dick_box01.jpg

problem solved.

[Da Raider]

dementia has been setting in on my grandma for some time. For the past 5 years she has given me the exact same gift for my b-day and xmas. A bottle of cologne by Joan Collins. I think she must have bought it by the truckload cuz she had stacks of them in her closet. I had a game where I would hide the cologne in someone else's gift pile when they weren't looking so I didn't have to take it home with me.

[G-Man]

You know who loves Christmas? Rich. Everyone should wish him a merry x-mas via PM.

[ShitBreak]

What the fuck do I get for a newborn for XMas? Little dude was born about a week or two before Thanksgiving.

Suggestions?

[Claydon]

gonna have to disagree with el here.

fuck christmas

[Will-Kill]

Baby Clothes, Blue for Boys or Pink for girls

Toys always work as well.

[BIG PIZZLE]

What the fuck do I get for a newborn for XMas? Little dude was born about a week or two before Thanksgiving.

Suggestions?

A football. Baby gifts are more for parents than babies. Unless the baby is really smrt. In that case, get him a blackberry so he can trade stocks.

[Claydon]

What the fuck do I get for a newborn for XMas? Little dude was born about a week or two before Thanksgiving.

Suggestions?

give the parents a gift card to baby r us and then tell them to fuck off already.

[Penguin Rick]

Claydon is GMF's own little Grinch.

[Claydon]

Claydon is GMF's own little Grinch.

pretty much....i was pushed to the edge recently with christmas bullshit, so fuck it.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Dude, nobody cares about your womanish implications. Have yourself some flavored coffee, watch some oprah and shut the fuck up.

[Penguin Rick]

I personally love this time of year. But my mom is complaining because I haven't told her anything I want this year. And I really can't think of anything I want that badly.

[Claydon]

Dude, nobody cares about your womanish implications. Have yourself some flavored coffee, watch some oprah and shut the fuck up.

don't you have an airliner to hijack or something?

go fuck yourself pizzle

[BIG PIZZLE]

OMG Please dont talk about hijacking! I recently had some serious stuff happen to me regarding hijacking and it has totally turned me off. I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! Seriously, where are you hiding your vagina?

[Claydon]

OMG Please dont talk about hijacking! I recently had some serious stuff happen to me regarding hijacking and it has totally turned me off. I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT! Seriously, where are you hiding your vagina?

ill tell you, if you tell me your source for semtex.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I DONT CARE.

[mongo]

claydon even e-fights like a girl.

[Bastard]

claydon even e-fights like a girl.

That’s partially due to his spinal issues i.e. he doesn’t have a spine. It’s also partially due to his wife keeping his balls in her change purse.

[ElemenoP]

My favourite Christmas song is, Last Christmas!!!

[Hoser]

Finished my Christmas shopping today, now I just have to start wrapping it all.

[nuclearjew]

What the fuck do I get for a newborn for XMas? Little dude was born about a week or two before Thanksgiving.

Suggestions?
Too late for RU486. :(

[Face]

Too late for RU486. :(
never too late to 'accidentally' step on its head

[Aegis]

Looking forward to watching Bad Santa in the next couple days.

It's a holiday tradition.

[vasili denisov]

My favourite Christmas song is, Last Christmas!!!
Here's mine.

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This is also good.

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This is also good, doesn't really have anything to do with christmas.

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[mongo]

all i want for christmas is my 2 front teeth!

[Titus_Pullo]

http://flick.ytmnd.com/

[Hoser]

all i want for christmas is my 2 front teef!

Get it right.

[ElemenoP]

After a weekend of grueling shopping. I still have 5 people to buy for.

[Le Goat]

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[Archangel]

Well, fuld will be happy...

[mongo]

it is my belief, that your quickest, best, most caring shopping happens after 5 or 6 drinks.

[medlar]

If it could be that Simple.

[Blitz]

This year I got my Christmas shopping done early. This is a first for me. I'm usually racing around the malls at the last minute. Everything is wrapped and now I just have some food to prepare for the next few days. I'm looking forward to stuffing my face, watching Christmas Vacation and stuffing my face again.

Merry Christmas!

[Banon]

I'd like to stuff your face....









....with my cock.

[Blitz]

Wow, Santa does read his letters because I wrote that all I want for Christmas, is cock.

[BIG PIZZLE]

I spent $125 on my secretary and she gave me a fucking e-card. Fucking ghey.

I wanted to wish you the best Christmas ever. Sorry I could not afford to get you a gift this year with taking in Marvin's Family it has been hard. Now that we don't have anyone but my family in our house it is going to be catch up for the money. I hope that you have a fun with your family and want you to be safe.

[Bizz]

I spent $125 on my secretary and she gave me a fucking e-card. Fucking ghey.

Next year send her an e-card about how you couldn't aford to buy her a gift because you spent too much money on your cunt secretarys salary.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Seriously, it's not like I was expecting the taj mahal. But get me something, some chocolates, a fucking plant for my office--$15. No big deal. It's not even the money, I went out of my way to buy this bitch a present I know she's gonna like and then I get that BS e-card. She got me a shitty gift last year. I got some shitty hot-cocoa and cookies from target. I ended up throwing it all away b/c it was disgusting. This year, I thought to myself as I was walking in the rain to pick up her Massage + tip gift card from Burke Williams--there's no way she's gonna give me a worse gift than last year.

[Banon]

lulz

[mxlplkt]

Seriously, it's not like I was expecting the taj mahal. But get me something, some chocolates, a fucking plant for my office--$15. No big deal. It's not even the money, I went out of my way to buy this bitch a present I know she's gonna like and then I get that BS e-card. She got me a shitty gift last year. I got some shitty hot-cocoa and cookies from target. I ended up throwing it all away b/c it was disgusting. This year, I thought to myself as I was walking in the rain to pick up her Massage + tip gift card from Burke Williams--there's no way she's gonna give me a worse gift than last year.
That's the Christmas spirit!

[Bizz]

Seriously, it's not like I was expecting the taj mahal. But get me something, some chocolates, a fucking plant for my office--$15. No big deal. It's not even the money, I went out of my way to buy this bitch a present I know she's gonna like and then I get that BS e-card. She got me a shitty gift last year. I got some shitty hot-cocoa and cookies from target. I ended up throwing it all away b/c it was disgusting. This year, I thought to myself as I was walking in the rain to pick up her Massage + tip gift card from Burke Williams--there's no way she's gonna give me a worse gift than last year.

Handjobs are free.

[Candycane]

I love Christmas, I see where people get depressed or salty about it, but for me with my children it's awesome. I love being with loved ones and sharing the spirit with my lovey.
I don't like the mall crap of Christmas and haven't even gone there. It is possible in this day and age to completely avoid it. You also don't need to be an asshole and go when all the other asshole people are there. I love gift cards. Sometimes you don't need anything right NOW, but in say 3 months you may. So the gift card is perfect. Also some people are just weird little nuggets and are hard to buy for. I mean what do you get that Aunt who smells like cat piss and chews her hair? yeah so that's where a gift card come in handy.

I can't lie I do love buying and receiving gifts, but it's not the size or monetary amount, it's the thought that maybe went into it. I am a good listener and if you say back in June "I love the way that cologne smells" then I will remember that and buy it for you.


Anyway happy Holidays GMF.

[Banon]

Merry Christmas CC. I wanna eat your ass.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Seriously, if this bitch gives anyone else in the office anything I'm gonna lose it.

[Alcestis]

Seriously, it's not like I was expecting the taj mahal. But get me something, some chocolates, a fucking plant for my office--$15. No big deal. It's not even the money, I went out of my way to buy this bitch a present I know she's gonna like and then I get that BS e-card. She got me a shitty gift last year. I got some shitty hot-cocoa and cookies from target. I ended up throwing it all away b/c it was disgusting. This year, I thought to myself as I was walking in the rain to pick up her Massage + tip gift card from Burke Williams--there's no way she's gonna give me a worse gift than last year.

Oh, that worthless hooch. I LOVE that place. Where does she park so I can kick her for you?

[Candycane]

She makes less money than you though right?

[BIG PIZZLE]

Like I said, it's not about how much she spends. I get her shit on her birthday, secretaries day or whatever, and christmas. All she has to do is go to starbucks and put $10 on a gift card. Fuck that bitch. I have literally spent $2000 OVER what I made this month and I still got her a really good gift. That's the kind of person I am and she knows it. I dont care if she has no money, conduct yourself with some class. I'm thinking about keeping my massage and getting her something from Marshalls.

[Banon]

I bought an awesome pair of z cavaricci's from marshalls in 1987. Haven't been there since.

[Gary_Busey]

I did the majority of my Christmas shopping in 10 minutes at a Walgreen's.

[Nature's Folly]

I did the majority of my Christmas shopping in 10 minutes at a Walgreen's.

Valtrex?

[Gary_Busey]

Close, Visa gift cards.

[Bizz]

I still have 2 gifts I need to get tonight and I'm thinking of taking a hand gun with me to the mall.

[Nature's Folly]

I love Christmas, I see where people get depressed or salty about it, but for me with my children it's awesome. I love being with loved ones and sharing the spirit with my lovey.
I don't like the mall crap of Christmas and haven't even gone there. It is possible in this day and age to completely avoid it. You also don't need to be an asshole and go when all the other asshole people are there. I love gift cards. Sometimes you don't need anything right NOW, but in say 3 months you may. So the gift card is perfect. Also some people are just weird little nuggets and are hard to buy for. I mean what do you get that Aunt who smells like cat piss and chews her hair? yeah so that's where a gift card come in handy.

I can't lie I do love buying and receiving gifts, but it's not the size or monetary amount, it's the thought that maybe went into it. I am a good listener and if you say back in June "I love the way that cologne smells" then I will remember that and buy it for you.


Anyway happy Holidays GMF.

My Christmas wish is to know what you actually look like.

[Bizz]

I think it would be hawt to fuck CC in the ass without knowing what she looks like. Glory hole style!

[Nature's Folly]

I think it would be hawt to fuck CC in the ass without knowing what she looks like. Glory hole style!

But then how would you know if it was really her ass? Could be smuckers....

[Bizz]

But then how would you know if it was really her ass? Could be smuckers....

I'd know it would be smuckers because my dick wouldn't touch the sides.

[BIG PIZZLE]

Well at least my client came through. Not my favorite but I like the flask.

http://i42.tinypic.com/153o3vb.jpg

[Summer]

Thats nice.

I got a 30 minute bitch out from a client and my boss opted out of the Christmas Bonus this year. It's okay though, I shit in his bottom desk drawer and told the client about the grievance process with the state bar.

[Hoser]

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Shopping is all done, but I suck at wrapping gifts.

[Penguin Rick]

I bribe my sister to wrap all my gifts with a box of Ferrero Rochers.

[ElemenoP]

I kind of miss Christmas.

[vasili denisov]

I kind of miss Christmas.
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