View Full Version : Can you touch your toes?
Satan
12-17-2008, 06:55 PM
IBTP
STDSkillz
12-17-2008, 06:55 PM
IBTP
STDSkillz
12-17-2008, 06:58 PM
I used to be really flexible. Not as much these days. But I can still touch my toes without bending the knees pretty easily.
wacker
12-17-2008, 07:31 PM
I can now. I had to stretch for several months last year. I has showrt arms.
As long as you can reach your ankles.
dick_darlington
12-17-2008, 07:35 PM
i think one of the reasons i can touch my toes is because i have short legs.
Satan
12-17-2008, 07:40 PM
bullshit
Soup Nazi
12-17-2008, 07:41 PM
I have Tayshaun Prince arms, so yes, yes I can.
bullshit
it's da troof!
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a58/face101/toes.jpg
Jericho
12-17-2008, 07:46 PM
shockingly, yes I can!
Me too! I just tried. My arms are long as fuck
edit: you bent your knees! Boooooo
Me too! I just tried. My arms are long as fuck
edit: you bent your knees! Boooooo
only a little
mongo
12-17-2008, 07:52 PM
i can put my palms flat on the floor w/out bending my knees.
i can put my palms flat on the floor w/out bending my knees.
freak
Satan
12-17-2008, 07:53 PM
i can put my palms flat on the floor w/out bending my knees.
spanky must love that
I can do that too actually
Claydon
12-17-2008, 08:27 PM
i cant do it unless i bend my knees due to my spinal issues.
I figured you'd be a pro at it, due to your 'getting fucked in the ass' issues
Claydon
12-17-2008, 08:32 PM
I figured you'd be a pro at it, due to your 'getting fucked in the ass' issues
hmmmmmmmmmmm....i would love to come u with a snappy reply but im too fucked up to even think.
and by fucked up i mean in a bad way, not in a good way
Jericho
12-17-2008, 08:33 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmm....i would love to come u with a snappy reply but im too fucked up to even think.
and by fucked up i mean in a bad way, not in a good way
I'll fuck you up in a bad way
medlar
12-17-2008, 10:39 PM
Yes I can, it's part of our warm up for soccer. Stretches out the calf muscles and if you do this for five minutes nightly you don't get woke up from agonizing leg cramps.
Otherwise there is just no reason to put my ear to the floor.
i cant do it unless i bend my knees due to my spinal issues.
Not having a spine should make it easier?
Mustard
12-18-2008, 02:29 AM
I just tried, and I came sooooo close w/o bending my knees.
Ghey.
fuldstændigamok
12-18-2008, 12:11 PM
Yes I can, it's part of our warm up for soccer. Stretches out the calf muscles and if you do this for five minutes nightly you don't get woke up from agonizing leg cramps.
Dude, if you can't, nobody can.
BIG PIZZLE
12-18-2008, 12:14 PM
I call shenanigans on all you fatties.
Satan
12-18-2008, 12:15 PM
At least Nature's Folly is honest
Nature's Folly
12-18-2008, 12:15 PM
I'll admit it, i aint touching my toes. Unless i'm seated.
Nature's Folly
12-18-2008, 12:15 PM
At least Nature's Folly is honest
Thanks.
I call shenanigans on all you fatties.
I posted a damn photo, isn't that enough?
redsox39
12-18-2008, 02:59 PM
i can put my palms flat on the floor w/out bending my knees.
Helps with anal sex I heard...
IdiotBrain
12-18-2008, 03:02 PM
I'm 6'1" 180lbs and I can't do it.
oh fuckin well
WET HOT MESS
12-19-2008, 03:56 PM
I can palm the floor without bending mah knees.
I can without bending.
And so can Summer just FYI.
Mustard
12-22-2008, 03:49 PM
I can palm the floor without bending mah knees.
People, I'm losing faith in you. Its been two days and nobody has made a sexual joke about this yet.
Cristo nailed it when Mongo said it... Is Anita not good enough for your sexual inuendos?
BIG PIZZLE
12-22-2008, 03:51 PM
FYI dude, that chick is a man.
Mustard
12-22-2008, 03:52 PM
A man lady?
WET HOT MESS
12-23-2008, 11:29 AM
I'm not sexy enough.
I'm not sexy enough.
No, it's just that we have too much respect for y....
BAHAHHAHAHAHA! I almost got it all out with a straight face.
Now post yer fun bags bitch!
WET HOT MESS
12-23-2008, 11:35 AM
I don't have funbags like feith.
xfancy
12-23-2008, 11:36 AM
the blessing of being short
Archangel
12-23-2008, 12:18 PM
Beer gut or not, I still can, barely.
Banon
12-23-2008, 12:25 PM
I can palm the floor without bending mah knees.
now turn around with ass facing camera, spread ass cheeks, take picture, send it to your lover, his name is Banon.
Candycane
12-23-2008, 12:26 PM
Who can't touch their toes? Unless you are an amputee?
Archangel
12-23-2008, 12:28 PM
People with really short arms.