View Full Version : Do you like Christmas?
Satan
12-18-2008, 12:41 PM
I used to, then I started working in retail
I couldn't work in retail. The Christmas music loop would make me go on a killing spree.
Satan
12-18-2008, 12:43 PM
You can tune that shit out after awhile. The customers...you cannot tune them out...
You can tune that shit out after awhile. The customers...you cannot tune them out...
The "I'm jewish" option was reserved for NuclearJew.
Satan
12-18-2008, 12:45 PM
The "I'm jewish" option was reserved for NuclearJew.Well, "no" really didn't do it for me. Had you made the options "yes", "fuck christmas" and "I'm jewish", then we'd be all good.
Well, "no" really didn't do it for me. Had you made the options "yes", "fuck christmas" and "I'm jewish", then we'd be all good.
Fix it Jew!
Satan
12-18-2008, 12:47 PM
I'm so tired of cleaning up your fail.
Phil Theehor
12-18-2008, 12:47 PM
This is certainly an edgy, divisive topic. What do you have on tap for next week? Here's a few ideas for you.
Puppies: Cute or Not Cute?
Jerking Off: Do you think its awesome?
Sun: Will it come up again?
Breathing: Need it or Overrated, could do without it?
Shitting: Wipe or Don't wipe?
Satan
12-18-2008, 12:49 PM
who the fuck are you?
I'm so tired of cleaning up your fail.
It's good to feel needed. You're a lucky fellow.
because you too fucking stupid and the only thing you could kill is a thread :p
i love xmas, it makes me want to shove holly and ivy up Bizz's arse while singing jingle balls.
killing spree :D fucking loser
Yes, I'm too fucking stupid to work in retail.
Phil Theehor
12-18-2008, 12:52 PM
who the fuck are you?
He's this guy, GTSCH. The record holder for "most begging to be banned is history of GMF"
http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gifIm very very very... (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=296847#post296847) 12-17-2008 12:25 PMharry the hamst (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=2348) Im still here you fucking cock end, lmao i will never be gone you dumb fuck lmao. This I.P may get banned lmao and other I.P's as well but you wont know which others i'll have, fool your a fucking fool and i will always own you as your thick as fuck
Nature's Folly
12-18-2008, 12:56 PM
He's this guy, GTSCH. The record holder for "most begging to be banned is history of GMG"
http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gifIm very very very... (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=296847#post296847) 12-17-2008 12:25 PMharry the hamst (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=2348) Im still here you fucking cock end, lmao i will never be gone you dumb fuck lmao. This I.P may get banned lmao and other I.P's as well but you wont know which others i'll have, fool your a fucking fool and i will always own you as your thick as fuck
Awww he thinks he is doing anything anyone cares about.
Morfin
12-18-2008, 12:56 PM
This is certainly an edgy, divisive topic. What do you have on tap for next week? Here's a few ideas for you.
Puppies: Cute or Not Cute?
Jerking Off: Do you think its awesome?
Sun: Will it come up again?
Breathing: Need it or Overrated, could do without it?
Shitting: Wipe or Don't wipe?
Don't give RedSox any help. I don't think he's made up a poll all week.
killing spree :D fucking loser
http://i44.tinypic.com/2583toh.jpg
BIG PIZZLE
12-18-2008, 01:00 PM
We need a "meh" option.
Alcestis
12-18-2008, 01:08 PM
He's this guy, GTSCH. The record holder for "most begging to be banned is history of GMG"
http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gifIm very very very... (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=296847#post296847) 12-17-2008 12:25 PMharry the hamst (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=2348) Im still here you fucking cock end, lmao i will never be gone you dumb fuck lmao. This I.P may get banned lmao and other I.P's as well but you wont know which others i'll have, fool your a fucking fool and i will always own you as your thick as fuck
WOW....that just scared me into the Christmas spirit.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 02:25 PM
what little christmas spirit i had, the missus choked it out of me last week. Christmas is bullshit, it is stressful and I fucking can't stand it. Thanksgiving is a real holiday, you cook, you drink, you eat, you laugh end of story.
bottom line....i have returned all gifts except for my parents and sister.
STDSkillz
12-18-2008, 02:48 PM
Why?
Claydon
12-18-2008, 03:04 PM
Why?
long story
BIG PIZZLE
12-18-2008, 03:10 PM
LOL your wife sucks.
Phil Theehor
12-18-2008, 03:11 PM
Can all of the Christmas haters just admit that they still resent Santa for preventing them from masturbating as a youth-- fearing he would see them wanking and give them shitty gifts?
Lone Wolf
12-18-2008, 03:12 PM
There should really be a middle of the road option here. I could really do without Christmas, but I don't actually hate it either
TylerDurden
12-18-2008, 03:13 PM
long story
oddly enough, this is a forum... we have time.
long story
we have plenty of time
TylerDurden
12-18-2008, 03:17 PM
Can all of the Christmas haters just admit that they still resent Santa for preventing them from masturbating as a youth-- fearing he would see them wanking and give them shitty gifts?
i actually suspect that i had a few good holidays because i waxed the carrot rather than in spite of... santa not liking those who bop the bishop is a bitch move on his part.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 03:18 PM
we have plenty of time
is anyone hungry?
ShitBreak
12-18-2008, 03:18 PM
Fuck Christmas. I gotta buy gifts for a ton of fucking people, and what do I get? Not a god damn thing.
I liked it when I would actually get a few things. But spending a whole paycheck on gifts and then getting nothing in return fucking sucks. Might as well just throw money off my god damn balcony.
is anyone hungry?
I fail to see the relevance
The GWD
12-18-2008, 03:22 PM
I love Christmas. I buy people cheap shit, and people buy me nice shit. I usually come out on top.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 03:25 PM
I fail to see the relevance
The scene inside Regula 1, the genesis cave.
dumbass!
The scene inside Regula 1, the genesis cave.
dumbass!
I hate you
BIG PIZZLE
12-18-2008, 03:45 PM
Fuck Christmas. I gotta buy gifts for a ton of fucking people, and what do I get? Not a god damn thing.
I liked it when I would actually get a few things. But spending a whole paycheck on gifts and then getting nothing in return fucking sucks. Might as well just throw money off my god damn balcony.
So you dont have any friends?
Mustard
12-18-2008, 04:58 PM
He's this guy, GTSCH. The record holder for "most begging to be banned is history of GMF"
http://forum.gorillamask.net/images/reputation/reputation_balance.gifIm very very very... (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?p=296847#post296847) 12-17-2008 12:25 PMharry the hamst (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=2348) Im still here you fucking cock end, lmao i will never be gone you dumb fuck lmao. This I.P may get banned lmao and other I.P's as well but you wont know which others i'll have, fool your a fucking fool and i will always own you as your thick as fuck
lmao
Hoser
12-18-2008, 05:15 PM
I love Christmas. It has always been good to me, and I don't mind the malls all that much since I don;t go into them for a long period of time. 1 or 2 gifts per mall trip. Plus I love all the food and Christmas parties/drink eggnog or crown and coke till I fall asleep watching some sort of sporting event or Christmas movie.
I used to be a selfish bastard when I was younger and just liked getting gifts, but now I can honestly say I love giving gifts (girlfriend and family). I am not saying I hate getting gifts, because I love that for sure too, but now I get joy out of making people I care about smile.
Oh and I love the snow too, so that doesn't hurt the whole Christmas time theme either.
And the 34 days off school doesnt hurt either.
chad213
12-18-2008, 05:19 PM
Christmas is great...two weeks off of work and i get paid. Cant wait!!!!!!!
Da Raider
12-18-2008, 05:21 PM
Christmas is for children and women.
Gary_Busey
12-18-2008, 05:22 PM
I think the people who hate Christmas are the people who take it, or took it in the past, way too seriously OR have too many people around them (significant other, family members, Santa Clause) who take it way too seriously. Too me, Christmas is like Thanksgiving, except with presents. I get drunk a lot, I eat awesome food, I watch sports, lay around and go out with friends and family, much like I do during Thanksgiving.
Da Raider
12-18-2008, 05:26 PM
I loathe the commercialism aspect of Christmas.
"buy your loved ones lots of cool stuff (ie worthless crap) or else you don't love them enough and you ruined their Christmas because their enjoyment level of Christmas is directly related to all the cool shit that you buy them!"
Fuck that.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 05:28 PM
I loathe the commercialism aspect of Christmas.
"buy your loved ones lots of cool stuff (ie worthless crap) or else you don't love them enough and you ruined their Christmas because their enjoyment level of Christmas is directly related to all the cool shit that you buy them!"
Fuck that.
yes
Hoser
12-18-2008, 06:19 PM
I loathe the commercialism aspect of Christmas.
"buy your loved ones lots of cool stuff (ie worthless crap) or else you don't love them enough and you ruined their Christmas because their enjoyment level of Christmas is directly related to all the cool shit that you buy them!"
Fuck that.
Yeah your right, getting my girlfriend snowboard lessons is worthless crap. Getting my father a new air compressor for the garage is worthless crap. That sweater my sister said she loved in the store, worthless again.
If you are buying some random shit that most people wouldn't like is retarded, but you should know the people you are buying for and know what they like.
I only buy for people I want to buy for.
And if anyone bases Christmas only on gifts then they are a moron.
Like Gary said
Too me, Christmas is like Thanksgiving, except with presents. I get drunk a lot, I eat awesome food, I watch sports, lay around and go out with friends and family, much like I do during Thanksgiving.
I think it is sad and pathetic when people get all pissy around Christmas. Stop taking life so seriously and enjoy the ride.
Claydon
12-18-2008, 06:29 PM
I think it is sad and pathetic when people get all pissy around Christmas. Stop taking life so seriously and enjoy the ride.
really, and what if you got tired of being shit on constantly at this time of year?
Hoser
12-18-2008, 06:38 PM
I have never been shit on, period. Your family has some really weird traditions.
If people are on your case maybe you might be the problem, not them.
vasili denisov
12-18-2008, 06:38 PM
I loathe the commercialism aspect of Christmas.
For some, it's the commercialism. For others, it's the mass murder.
-OkLFEU-gus
EVILution!
12-18-2008, 06:44 PM
I voted "fuck Christmas," but really I just could care less. I'm no Jew, but I'm not a Christian and I'm a cheap bastard.
Mustard
12-18-2008, 10:06 PM
Christmas is great! I give out crappy or sappy gifts that I get at the dollar tree, (but are still good gifts, can't have enough 'Tato Skins I say) and get lots of cool stuff and cash.
ElemenoP
12-18-2008, 11:02 PM
What's this Dollar Tree that everyone keeps talking about?
Mustard
12-18-2008, 11:06 PM
The 8th greatest place on Earth.
Pussy is #1-7
Nature's Folly
12-18-2008, 11:08 PM
The 8th greatest place on Earth.
Pussy is #1-7
Whats this pussy you speak of??? How does one find this mystical and wonderful sounding land?
Mustard
12-18-2008, 11:09 PM
Whats this pussy you speak of??? How does one find this mystical and wonderful sounding land?
With careful planning, and lots of duct tape.
Archetype
12-19-2008, 09:30 AM
What in God's name...? Do I like what?
What kind of fucked up self important asshole doesn't like Christmas??
nuclearjew
12-19-2008, 10:09 AM
Remarks from CBS Sunday Morning (everyone should read!)
I can only hope we find God again before it is too late!!
http://blogs.abcnews.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/30/ben_stein_080218_main.jpg
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning
Commentary.
My confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bi t when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees, Christmas trees.. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.
It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu If people want a crïeche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.
I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed ar ound for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.
Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship celebrities and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where these celebrities came from and where the America we knew went to.
In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny , it's intended to get you thinking.
Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her 'How could God let something like this happen?' (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, 'I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His protection if we demand He leave us alone?'
In light of recent events... terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found a few yea rs ago) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK. Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.
Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.
Now we're asking ourselves why our children have no conscience, why they
don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.< BR>
Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with 'WE REAP WHAT WE SOW.'
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Are you laughing yet?
Funny how when you forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it.
Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us..
Pass it on if you think it has merit. If not then just discard it... no one will know you did. But, if you discard this thought process, don't sit back and complain about what bad shape the world is in.
My Best Regards, Honestly and respectfully,
Ben Stein
Da Raider
12-19-2008, 10:17 AM
Ben Stein is my favorite Jew.
nuclearjew
12-19-2008, 10:18 AM
Well fuck you too, Raider!
Archetype
12-19-2008, 10:18 AM
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.
I smell plagiarism...
They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes
But if I talk about God my record won't get played Huh?
Da Raider
12-19-2008, 10:39 AM
Well fuck you too, Raider!
oh yeah? well, I don't care. I'll shout it from the rooftops! I...I love you Ben Stein!
TylerDurden
12-19-2008, 11:39 AM
Well fuck you too, Raider!
you're my favorite gmf jew. <3
Syndicate
12-19-2008, 11:50 AM
Christmas is simple.
GETTING GIFTS: You either get a lot or don't get shit. Either way you are either a spoiled/worthless piece of shit or nobody loves you. FAIL.
GIVING GIFTS: I can see how this would be fun if you had kids, but otherwise it blows. Shopping for others is a hassle, and not very easy most of the time. Plus it's pointless. I mean if I buy my little brother something and it cost $100, and he buys me something and it costs $100 sure we're even, but what if I hate what he got me? I should have just kept my $100, he should have kept his money, and we should have just bought something for ourselves in the first place. FAIL.
The only bright spot is that it's a day off of work. YAY.
In short. Christmas fucking sucks.
mxlplkt
12-19-2008, 11:54 AM
Your a mean one, Mister Rich.
Syndicate
12-19-2008, 11:55 AM
I'm gonna give out 30 bans for X-Mas.
ruffdog
12-19-2008, 11:57 AM
*runs*
Da Raider
12-19-2008, 12:00 PM
I'm gonna give out 30 bans for X-Mas.
fuck yeah!
Fuh Q
12-19-2008, 12:25 PM
I liked Christmas when I was a kid, because it meant lots of food and presents. Now, I'm not so fond of it. I guess I fit into the "Fuck Christmas" category. Chrimbo for me is talking to people I havent spoken to for a year (because I dont like talking to them), getting shafted by shops by buying expensive pieces of card that no one cares about and throws away at the earliest opportunity, emptying my wallet in order to buy people presents, getting no/minimal presents, and studying for exams/watching crappy tv/listening to all the great presents other people get. Maybe I'm bitter. No, I *am* bitter, and what? Fuck christmas
WET HOT MESS
12-19-2008, 04:36 PM
I love Xmas. I love the little thoughtful things people do and say and all the joy going around. Even better knowing that I'll never grow up, it was great fun to see my aunt sit on a whoopee cushion my sister and I placed on her seat. Oh and I love scaring the little kids by giving them really hideous and badly made printing paper xmas cards and telling them Merry Christmas, this is all you're getting. Then watching them almost cry before we whip out their real presents. Maybe I'm leaning on the evil side again. Anyway, I love Christmas!
Bastard
12-19-2008, 06:52 PM
I love Christmas. Lots of good times with friends and family. People are usually nicer around the holidays unless you happen to both be reaching for the last gift item left in a store. Then they’ll rip out hair and bite and tear off clothes. You can always tell Christmas time has officially begun when the local hookers start wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers.
Claydon
12-19-2008, 08:58 PM
Ben Stein is my favorite Jew.
He was mine as well until he created that steaming pile of shit 'documentary' in support of creationism.
WET HOT MESS
12-19-2008, 09:08 PM
You're in such hateful spirits like someone took a shit on your lunch while you were eating it.
vasili denisov
12-19-2008, 11:54 PM
Funny how we can be more worried about what other people think of us than what God thinks of us.
Funny how a guy who was a speechwriter for the president who launched the christmas bombing of Viet Nam, then made apologies and excuses for the same president who treated them like a steppin fetchit people wants to lecture me on the nature of christmas and jewish identity.
Archetype
12-21-2008, 08:55 PM
I love Christmas. Lots of good times with friends and family. People are usually nicer around the holidays unless you happen to both be reaching for the last gift item left in a store. Then they’ll rip out hair and bite and tear off clothes. You can always tell Christmas time has officially begun when the local hookers start wearing Santa hats and reindeer antlers.
I've never really wanted to have sex with a reindeer before.