Eddie Murphy is Nolan's Riddler!?

[Candide's Son]

Dear Lord No!!

FUNNYMAN EDDIE MURPHY will play The Riddler in the next Batman movie, The Sun can reveal.
The Beverly Hills Cop star, 47, has been signed up by British director CHRISTOPHER NOLAN to reprise the role played by JIM CARREY in 1995’s Batman Forever.
The surprise move follows speculation linking Pirates of the Caribbean star JOHNNY DEPP to the part.
The film, set for a 2010 release, is being developed under the working title Gotham.
Execs have also signed up rising Transformers star SHIA LABEOUF, 22, to play Robin.
Meanwhile, Brit RACHEL WEISZ is said to be up for the Catwoman role.

Horrible casting choices right down the line in my opinion. Full Story Here. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2048300.ece)

[Claibo]

make a few good ones then go right back to the days of Arnold.

[Claydon]

this does not pass the smell test

[mongo]

the star, second to the wall street journal, is the most credible source in the country.

[Le Goat]

It's already proven this is bullshit. Ban this kid

[bixby]

No. No he's not. And don't put up a link to the story; you're just encouraging "journalists" to write these rumors because they get easy hits.

The movie has no script, it has no director, it doesn't even have a story outline. It's over three years away.

Stop talking about this. Fucking internet.

[mongo]

and you attached a shitty poll? ban.

[Alcestis]

www.msnbc.msn.com (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28298887/)

Rumors have run wild on who will play the villain or villains in the next Batman movie, but it looks like Eddie Murphy won’t be one of them.

Murphy had been rumored to play the Riddler in the “Dark Knight” sequel, but his rep tells Access Hollywood it’s “not true.”

[Jack Bauer]

seriously though! goat would play a better riddler!

[Candide's Son]

make a few good ones then go right back to the days of Arnold.

of all the things wrong with 90s Barman movies, Arnold was the least, especially in that movie. I'll take his Mr. Freeze over: skate/skyboarding away from an exploding rocket (!?), a hag poison ivy, and a mute Bane (who is the only villain to discover the batcave on his own, break in undetected and snap Bruce Wayne's back like a twig. Thereby striking abject fear into the caped crusader's heart and then ruling the city of Gotham for a while)

[TylerDurden]

Dear Lord No!!


Horrible casting choices right down the line in my opinion. Full Story Here. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2048300.ece)

you're a twat in every one of your posts... i don't understand it. how can you suck so fucking badly?

[bixby]

If you believe these rumors even for a second, you should be deemed legally retarded.

[Claydon]

i wish they would focus on dent.

[Claibo]

of all the things wrong with 90s Barman movies, Arnold was the least, especially in that movie. I'll take his Mr. Freeze over: skate/skyboarding away from an exploding rocket (!?), a hag poison ivy, and a mute Bane (who is the only villain to discover the batcave on his own, break in undetected and snap Bruce Wayne's back like a twig. Thereby striking abject fear into the caped crusader's heart and then ruling the city of Gotham for a while)

still sucked

[Le Goat]

seriously though! goat would play a better riddler!

riddle me this!

*strokes cock and runs off*

[Claydon]

wait, did he use an emoticon in the thread title.

bad form!

[Candide's Son]

It's a story about Eddie Murphy being Riddler, don't take the thread too seriously.

[STDSkillz]

Lolz @ backpedal.

[bixby]

The first two posts in this thread remind me of the South Park episode about Mormonism.

"It must be true, why would he make something like that up?"

[Claydon]

im gonna go with WWTDD.com

http://www.wwtdd.com/?t=eddie%20murphy

[Candide's Son]

Lolz @ backpedal.

I never said it was true or not, I just posted it. Got it from WWTDD.com

[Jack Bauer]

the sun sucks..but page 3 rocks

[Face]

I never said it was true or not, I just posted it. Got it from WWTDD.com
why would you even post it if you didn't believe it?

[Jack Bauer]

my balls believe that goat loves the blakcs

[mongo]

candide failz. hard.

[Candide's Son]

why would you even post it if you didn't believe it?

because it's a discussion thread, and this is the internet we are talking about, so...what is there to believe?

[Le Goat]

my balls believe that goat loves the blakcs

NO. I HATE IRELAND!


Oh, U.S. blacks, I hate them too.

[Face]

because it's a discussion thread, and this is the internet we are talking about, so...what is there to believe?
you're an idiot

[Jack Bauer]

NO. I HATE IRELAND!


Oh, U.S. blacks, I hate them too.


you dont though! love you honey tits!

[Mustard]

I'm just really hoping that David Allen Grier gets the Riddler role.

If that happens, I KNOW that the apocalypse can't be too far off.

[Skybase]

I'm just really hoping that David Allen Grier gets the Riddler role.

If that happens, I KNOW that the apocalypse can't be too far off.

They even let that guy on broadcast television anymore?

[bixby]

I hope none of these rumored villains end up in the next one. No Catwoman, no Riddler, no Penguin.

[Mustard]

Well, he is on comedy central now... not exactly broadcast network tv, but its still horrible.

[Claydon]

I hope none of these rumored villains end up in the next one. No Catwoman, no Riddler, no Penguin.

And no robin

[Skybase]

Well, he is on comedy central now... not exactly broadcast network tv, but its still horrible.

Damn, the guy tries WAY too hard to be funny. It just makes him that much more pathetic.

[Claydon]

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[Candide's Son]

Quote:
Originally Posted by bixby
I hope none of these rumored villains end up in the next one. No Catwoman, no Riddler, no Penguin.

Quote:
And no robin

I don't think Robin would ever find a place in a Nolan Batman, it just wouldn't work. I'm hoping Dent will be big, real big in the next one. But what other villains would work in this series?

Hush would be an excellent movie. If they can make the scarecrow work, then there is no reason that Mad Hatter or Firefly wouldn't, those can both be gritty. I think even Bane could work, so long as they give him the credit of intelligence that he is due, but you would have to find a very big dude, like bigger than Michael Clark Duncan big.

[Candide's Son]

Deadshot too.

And Zsasz needs to return.

[Claydon]

yah, dent and scarecrow team up?!

[BIG PIZZLE]

D3L3T3 PLS.

[taters]

I have lots of faith in Nolan, I mean if he could make the comical joker and less than screen worthy scarecrow into respectable villains, he can probably make this happen.

The problem is, I could handle any one of these choices in a single movie, but it will be hard as hell to get them all to work. Unless the riddler isnt a costumed generic super villain, but rather some smart guy who foils batmans plans (ala the early days of the 90s cartoon).

Robin and CATWOMAN? This scares me. Maybe have Nightwing or batwoman, but seriously, these two characters cant be anything but corny.

I would of liked to see Ras Al Ghoul and/or his daughter Talia reappear. After all, he is damn near immortal in the comics, and never seems to die. Hell, Talia ends up having Bruce Waynes son for goodness sakes.

[Claydon]

I have lots of faith in Nolan, I mean if he could make the comical joker and less than screen worthy scarecrow into respectable villains, he can probably make this happen.

The problem is, I could handle any one of these choices in a single movie, but it will be hard as hell to get them all to work. Unless the riddler isnt a costumed generic super villain, but rather some smart guy who foils batmans plans (ala the early days of the 90s cartoon).

Robin and CATWOMAN? This scares me. Maybe have Nightwing or batwoman, but seriously, these two characters cant be anything but corny.

but nolan doesn't use the black actors, im surprised you are not protesting.

[taters]

but nolan doesn't use the black actors, im surprised you are not protesting.

Wow, yea, because Morgan Freeman wasnt at all in the last two batman movies, nor was the guy who was in Friday (Tim Lester I think) at the end of Dark Knight.

Do you ever listen to yourself before you talk?

[bixby]

Dear God, people, this movie doesn't even have a script yet. This shit is not true. They probably don't even have a villain picked out yet.

I know TDK was hugely popular and everybody wants to know about the third one, but that's just more reason not to believe anything you read online about a third movie. The more popular something is, the more bullshit surrounds it.

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

[Claydon]

Wow, yea, because Morgan Freeman wasnt at all in the last two batman movies, nor was the guy who was in Friday (Tim Lester I think) at the end of Dark Knight.

Do you ever listen to yourself before you talk?

freeman is not black...he just has a dark tan!


nice try!

[EVILution!]

Unless the riddler isnt a costumed generic super villain, but rather some smart guy who foils batmans plans (ala the early days of the 90s cartoon).

I could see an actor like Depp pulling this off.

[Candide's Son]

he was rumored first. and yes, at this point it is all rumors. But Ledger was the first round rumor for joker, same with Eckhart for Dent.

[the creeps]

I hope none of these rumored villains end up in the next one. No Catwoman, no Riddler, no Penguin.
they totally hint that cat woman will be in the next film. i was so pissed when that happened.

[EVILution!]

they totally hint that cat woman will be in the next film. i was so pissed when that happened.

I've seen it twice, but I didn't catch the hint. What was it?

[Ace Rockola]

I've seen it twice, but I didn't catch the hint. What was it?

When Freeman is showing Bale his new suit, Bale asks how well it hold up against dogs, and Freeman says it "should do well against cats" or something along those lines.

[EVILution!]

When Freeman is showing Bale his new suit, Bale asks how well it hold up against dogs, and Freeman says it "should do well against cats" or something along those lines.

Yeah, creeps told me. Duh, I should have caught that.

[mongo]

more like batfag.

http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc32/mongotap13/1229651603439.jpg

[Kopek]

The Internet: Good for horrible rumors. AMAZING for comic book themed homosexual pornography.

[Lone Wolf]

Dude, what the fuck is that?


everyone knows Robin is the one who goes down

[Genius]

If you're a dude, why would you want to put a cock in your mouth?

[EVILution!]

I once heard they cure halitosis.

[Kopek]

If you're a dude, why would you want to put a cock in your mouth?

I KNOW, RIGHT?!

[the creeps]

nolan has banked some good will from my camp. when "begins" was being made, i thought to myself," scarecrow? really...and what is this ras al goul shit? "

and needless to say when i saw it, i was pleased.

then the dark kinght hits me with "heath ledger is going to play the joker" and i was like, what the fuck!?!?

again the movie drops, and it becomes one of the greatest movie based on a comic book ever.

nolan knows what he is doing. i faith that he would not make a cash grab.

[ADD]

Did every quirky white guy say no?

[EVILution!]

Did every quirky white guy say no?

I would have said yes to Don Cheadle.

[Stax]

If you're a dude, why would you want to put a cock in your mouth?

That's the eternal question which philosophers pass down through the ages.

[EVILution!]

That's the eternal question which philosophers pass down through the ages.

The Greeks passed the cock around more than the question.

[Mustard]

If you're a dude, why would you want to put a cock in your mouth?
This is purely a speculative assessment, but I'm going to say that a dude would want a cock in his mouth because he is gay and likes cock in his mouth.

[EVILution!]

This is purely a speculative assessment, but I'm going to say that a dude would want a cock in his mouth because he is gay and likes cock in his mouth.

I don't think most chicks like a cock in their mouth. They'll put it in there when I tell them to, but the tears and muffled sobs make me think they'd rather not.

[Mustard]

I don't think most chicks like a cock in their mouth. They'll put it in there when I tell them to, but the tears and muffled sobs make me think they'd rather not.
As a non-chick, I can't speak for myself, or anyone else who is a chick. That said, every chick I've been with has loved having cock in and around their mouth. Maybe I'm just a lucky guy?

[Stax]

As a non-chick, I can't speak for myself, or anyone else who is a chick. That said, every chick I've been with has loved having cock in and around their mouth. Maybe I'm just a lucky guy?

We should hang out more.

[bixby]

TiM: "Yes! Finally an opportunity for me to use my folder of Batman themed gay pornography! Huzzah!"

Anyways--honestly, even if this rumor were true, WHICH IT ISN'T, FOR PEOPLE LACKING ANY KIND OF COMMON SENSE AT ALL...

Fanboys tend to embarass themselves whenever there's online "uproar" (like anybody gives a shit) about a casting choice in a big genre film. Keaton as Batman, Daniel Craig as Bond, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, Heath as Joker--all of these choices were met with either vocal hesitation or ouright hatred from the mouth breathers, and they all got bitch slapped. Hard. Actually, they weren't so much bitch slaps as they were the cinematic equivalent of them getting whacked in the face with a dick.

I know this is ironic, since I'm posting it on a forum, but it's time for "fans" to shut the fuck up and let the good filmmakers do whatever the hell they want. Call out Brett Ratner all you want, but when it comes to people with actual talent, sit your ass down and watch the movie. If you love or hate it, whatever, but don't try to make people with actual talent create conformist pieces of work just to appease a bunch of whiny cunts who call themselves "fans".

[Mustard]

Sorry Stax, I don't hang with virgins.

[EVILution!]

As a non-chick, I can't speak for myself, or anyone else who is a chick. That said, every chick I've been with has loved having cock in and around their mouth. Maybe I'm just a lucky guy?

I'm skeptical. Chicks are good fakers. I'd say they like the reaction they get from the guy more than the actual cock in the mouth. But then again, you could be a lucky guy.

[Stax]

Sorry Stax, I don't hang with virgins.

Oh well.

[Mustard]

I think I should call you Billy Madison style, that way you don't have me on your death list anymore...

[Nature's Folly]

Dear Lord No!!


Horrible casting choices right down the line in my opinion. Full Story Here. (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2048300.ece)

So you know this is a bold face lie from the sun right? I hope to God this was pointed out at some point in this thread. (i'm too lazy to read 4 pages worth of crap to see if it was or not)

Yay!

[Candide's Son]

yeah dude, just a rumor

[Oggie]

I added a new poll option.

[Genius]

I just can't understand the dudes and the cocks in mouths.

[heelsguy]

i certainly hope this is not true. if it is, it will be a cheap way of trying to get some blacks into the franchise-->more blacks in the theatres.

plus, while classic, murphy's laugh (beverly hills cop) is nothing like the riddler's should be.

[The Dude]

this is the stupidest fucking thread, nolan hasn't even agreed to make another batman.

no script, no director, no villains, no cast

[RockninPA]

After Heath Ledger was such a perfect Joker, I hope they aren't serious about Murphy. Johnny Depp might be an intriguing choice though.

[Skybase]

After Heath Ledger was such a perfect Joker, I hope they aren't serious about Murphy. Johnny Depp might be an intriguing choice though.


....


wtf?

[Mustard]

Jesus Christ

[Genius]

It thought this thread was dead and buried.

[Skybase]

It thought this thread was dead and buried.


Right along with Ledger.

Who the fuck is this guy?
( RockninPA )

[Rumpleforeskin]

Dude, he's up in Pennsylvania, drinking bottles of scotch, tearin' up other peoples furniture, bustin' caps in peoples butts, and throwin' hoes around like they silver dollars! Wait, who am I talking about again?

[Skybase]

Dude, he's up in Pennsylvania, drinking bottles of scotch, tearin' up other peoples furniture, bustin' caps in peoples butts, and throwin' hoes around like they silver dollars! Wait, who am I talking about again?

Dyslexia?

Here, let me fix it for you.

Dude, he's up in Pennsylvania, drinking bottles of scotch, tearin' up other peoples butts, bustin' caps in peoples furniture, and throwin' hoes silver dollars!