Rate The Avatar Above You...número tres

[Alcestis]

<---------- Josh Homme - Queens of the Stone Age

[zaphrodesiac]

0

[Mr. Brown]

7

[Alcestis]

Let's refresh our memories... http://archive.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=14038

"My balls itch <--> much!"

[Stax]

Perfectly fine. Not a massive QotSA fan, but backlighting makes anything look good.

[janois]

Big fan of the cleavage.

[Claydon]

Want to know what I am wearing?

[HAWK]

AAAGGGHHHHH!!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!!!

[Captain Insano]

the b string should stand for the bitch string

[HAWK]

Fucked up.

[HAWK]

Eat me.

[HAWK]

What soap do you use?

[Black_Sun]

Makes me want to play Guitar Hero.

[nitz]

he's brown baggin' it

[Black_Sun]

I <3 sports played by women in tiny outfits.

[nitz]

what kinda watch is that?

[Black_Sun]

When I grow up I want to date a female beach volleyball player.

[Bradhole]

No wonder "New Coke" failed.

[nitz]

nice collar, sissy

[pyro]

i like hugs

[nitz]

is that a gheyz' hat??

[pyro]

those chicks want the propella' hat

[CTricksterGirl]

I wanna blow on it....and make it spin!!

[bbates77]

oh...I've left my panties somewhere

[pyro]

kewl mask

[bbates77]

I now have max headroom, I've eaten my brains.

[pyro]

i heard those are difficult to finger correctly

[Change]

Does it make a whirly noise?

[bbates77]

Poke the other one, I can still see.

[Philip Lombard]

That's a sad bass.

[pyro]

mustaches own

[OTiS]

You need a babe.

[Philip Lombard]

Table for four.

[Change]

did he fight in Nam?

[janois]

I'm seeing double.

[Stax]

LETS MAKE A ROBOT CLEAN UP FOR US! YEA!

[janois]

That could crack walnuts.

[Archetype]

I just invented the telephone, look!

[Stax]

LUTHOR!!!!!!!

[Black_Sun]

Yet another reason I should be watching the Olympics.

[OTiS]

Kiss my shiny metal ass.

[Black_Sun]

The only reason I regret not going to college

[Nature's Folly]

I have images turned off since i'm at work right now...so yeah.

[Black_Sun]

"I could get any lady I want, except for the ones with standards of any type."

[Nature's Folly]

"I could get any lady I want, except for the ones with standards of any type."


Damn right, I'm all over those bitches that scrape the bottom of the barrel.

[Black_Sun]

I walked right into that one I suppose.

[Archetype]

Your metal makes my teeth hurt.

[feith]

angry much?

[zillionaire]

Do you guys smell something?

[Mr. Brown]

corpse of love child between Human Torch and Hulk?

[Stax]

^- Looks like a douche

[Black_Sun]

So hot. Want to touch the hiney.

[OTiS]

Nice watch Bender.

[bbates77]

sisters?

[OTiS]

I wish double bassist painting avatar.

[Stax]

Almost hot enough to make me care about hockey. Almost.

[HAWK]

ASS

[nitz]

son of a bitch. guitars < hockey + girls + booze

[OTiS]

I love volleyball.

[Zilchoid]

I've got some oil for those fans...of the Oilers.

[nitz]

remember when ^ sucked?

[feith]

it'd be better if she was grabbing her ass.

[Black_Sun]

That chick would be decent looking if she wasn't so ugly.

[eclipsegts1]

haha Bender. I miss Futurama...

[Mulder]

Your avatar is hard to rate! For me at least......:(

[Gecko]

One of my favourite series.. havent seen the new movie tho.

[Winter]

Your Avatar matches perfect with your name... Very Good.

[Gecko]

So does yours.. kind of.

[wazzufan]

needs more cowbell

[Captain Insano]

That pass looks a little underthrown...

[Zilchoid]

White girl, red hair, blue boots...is that av subliminal propaganda for the US and A?

[HAWK]

I can't wait for football to really start.

[feith]

smooooth bass lines are the best.

[Phil Theehor]

What perplexes you so?

[feith]

*insert very strong lisp*


'according to my calculations..'

[Stax]

That is not a funny show. At all.

[rustytulip]

Nice belt!

[bobdapunk]

Fuck that hurts. Really, who thinks that shit is funny

[Phil Theehor]

Can you get rug burn from being blown by a muppet?

[Zilchoid]

That professor has got some serious junk in the trunk! I mean, look at those hips! Damn!

[Phil Theehor]

Hey, why are the fans wearing bags on their heads?

[AlanSmithee]

What the fuck is that?

[A-Ron]

Move your left hand.

[Phil Theehor]

What the fuck is that?

(Answer: An angry, well-dressed penis asking its owner to stop contracting STD's)

Back to the av's:


Breast exams look like fun

[Black_Sun]

Cartoon penises are gay

[Fletch]

Why does a robot need a watch?

[Black_Sun]

Is he going to spit in that other guy's mouth?

[PrinceShan]

Gotta love Bender and his Booze!

[Black_Sun]

Reminds me that I to find a skanky girl who'll let me put it in her pooper.

[OTiS]

Thief of the future.

[Black_Sun]

I want to play with those boobies.

[A-Money]

There's no way he got that watch legitamately.

[Archetype]

He's not cringing, he's about to attack.

[eclipsegts1]

I dunno what that is. But that guy has big hands haha

[_mozzy_]

Beyond me.

[nitz]

oldies don't do the cunnilingus, do they?

[Archetype]

This mask is to protect you from my stuttering.

[_mozzy_]

"Get a hold of yourself, man!"

[Archetype]

Sir, that's my vagina you're inside.

[OTiS]

Talk to the hand, not the face...wow, so early 90's...

[_mozzy_]

"Gimme a sec, the denim's leaving an imprint on my clit."

[OTiS]

I swear...there has to be catfish up in here.

[OTiS]

M-m-m-m-max H-h-h-h-hannibal

[banethejuggalo]

Stacey's mom has got it going on

[Archetype]

Is that guy peeing from his belly button?

[OTiS]

No. No... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[I_PWN_NOOBS]

looks like a butterface :p

[Bizz]

Looks like ban.

[Archetype]

Coolest jewelery ever or the stupidest?

[Will-Kill]

"Hey is my palm is bigger then your face...come closer...."

[OTiS]

Ooooooo...scary.....

[banethejuggalo]

Did the neighbor leave the condom IN my ass?

[Archetype]

Sign says nothing about anal, honey...

[banethejuggalo]

I only listen to coldplay when I am alone looking out the window when it is raining.

[Jericho]

No drunk pissing?

[TheImpossibleMan]

Jericho sure likes sweaty men with their shirts off.

[Jericho]

If he was an MMA fighter, there'd be no issue...grrr

[mule]

no pain no gain

[AlanSmithee]

picture needs more light

[Archetype]

Boobs are useless without nipples!

[mule]

ghostly

[grimoald]

Too dark.

[mule]

Snoopy isn't a dalmation is he?

[bbates77]

much better

[Gecko]

One art please.

[OTiS]

No, I will not put that up my ass.

[nitz]

she likes ATM

[OTiS]

I gotta go clean up now.

[_mozzy_]

She will soon discover the real reason men ask her to try and make her elbows touch behind her back.

[Black_Sun]

Victorian perv.

[_mozzy_]

Post-Technological Revolution perv.

[A-Money]

That guy better be some kind of gynecologist.

[Scorpius]

White Guy: "EEEEEEK!"

[Black_Sun]

I <3 pigtails & Boobs

[Will-Kill]

I would Worship Bender as my God too.

[OTiS]

Going hunting by any chance?

[Black_Sun]

hehehehe.... boobies

[HAWK]

Max Lecter?

[banethejuggalo]

The view of what Cobain's corpse was looking at.

[eclipsegts1]

haha that sign is priceless. I am going to laugh if I ever see that in real life.

[banethejuggalo]

why do those words make me hungry for flaming hot Chee-Toes?

[Aegis]

I can see not pissing on the floor but no Blowjobs? WTF?

[banethejuggalo]

I see you floss with Jump Rope. I hope you and Michael Strahan are very happy.

[A-Money]

I wish they had posted that sign in my dorm bathroom

[AlanSmithee]

JUMMMPPPPP!!!!!!!

[OTiS]

HUMMMPPPPP!!!!!!!

[Will-Kill]

That needs to be animated.

[Scorpius]

Doesn't look like Samuel L. Jackson! ... just kidding. The original Fury is the best.

[eclipsegts1]

Whose that? She has small nipples haha

[Ocelot]

I feel like I'd get it if I knew what the picture was behind the words.

[eclipsegts1]

oh wow SNAKE IS BACK!!!!

oh yeah here is what my avatar is about:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1397/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-lazy-sunday

[Oral_Roberts]

When Cheetos go bad...

[_mozzy_]

My life is incomplete knowing that in 2 pictures you'll be nude and I still haven't seen it.

[Archetype]

Two hands and I still can't find your g-spot, is that enough proof for you?

[Oral_Roberts]

Maybe I could use a little botox...

[Claydon]

Way too much clothing.

[Change]

creepy bout sums it up.

[mule]

christan bale with a beard?

[POO POO CANNON]

^it took me way too to figure whether those were breasts or shoulders I was looking at.

[A-Money]

I just shot 'roids into my eyeballs!

[_mozzy_]

God damn whitey tryin' to keep me down.

[Scorpius]

"Just a little bit more ... aaaand, there. All the way in."

[OTiS]

Those tits mesmerize me.

[Captain Insano]

hey look over here...!

[Kroenen]

Yes or no, Clarice?

[OTiS]

Vere ist da schnitzel?

[Kroenen]

Want to touch, yes??

[OTiS]

But you have a mask on? How will you motorboat?

edit: still applies!!

[Kroenen]

Boobies!!!

[medlar]

I am standing in front of a human-sized slicer.

[Will-Kill]

Don't see many Soccer players with a aura...she must be special

[_mozzy_]

I'm either really high or Nick Fury's dick just ripped the page to expose an Avengers meeting.

[nitz]

pulling a rabbit outta the cat!

[Strega]

Babe with two Great asses!!! One on each side!!!

[Skybase]

Stan Lee Presents: The Veteran - America's newest Super Hero!

[thestronz]

I really want to see her vagina...

[Skybase]

...just shittin' seagulls.

[BooBooBear]

Pretty fucking creepy! :eek:

[Oral_Roberts]

Max, got enough "headroom"?

[thestronz]

The headboard is crooked, but her ass is fantastic

[Stax]

Sexy man

[Diesel]

ass-tastic!

[Captain Insano]

"What fucking kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?"

[Skybase]

You could make 2 damned sweet lamps outta these babies!

[Archetype]

I'm sick of that fucking av.

[Skybase]

Whisper sweet nothings into my ear.

[_mozzy_]

I'm ridin' across this desert on a great big camel toe.

[Oral_Roberts]

This chastity belt is impossible to open!!!

[_mozzy_]

Unlike that one.

[Archetype]

Whaddayou mean, "I'm stuck"??

[Zilchoid]

I think that guy could use a little ProActiv.

[feith]

GO EAGLES!!

[paignful]

RICKETY CRICKET!

[OTiS]

creepy

[Azadmere]

Hello, Slutty cleavage!

[Stax]

Hello slutty everything but nipples!

[Ocelot]

Perfect 10!

[Sarxos]

Very snakey indeed,

[Emjanss]

offering mustache rides?

[Zilchoid]

I'd like to rob her hood? No.
She could use a good fletching? No.
I see you have your sights on me? No.
Mmmm...Amazon! Good enough

[Phil Theehor]

Max Headroom and the Hanibal Lecter mask are both things which really, really creep me out. Together, they are like the Reece's Peanut Butter cup of creepy.

[WhatULookinAt]

mmmmm.. liver....

[Oral_Roberts]

mmmm.... donuts....

[A-Money]

Too bad Oral Roberts is gay and doesn't know how to hit that.

[feith]

PLEASE DON'T HURT MEEEEE>.

[Scorpius]

She'd definitely be happier naked.

[A-Money]

She'd definitely be happier with bigger nips

[feith]

the gold underwear really bring out her nipples.

[Phil Theehor]

Sorry. I won't pull it out again. You needn't act like you've never seen one before.

[Stax]

Talking penis? ok.

[Black_Sun]

Watch out for ninja's with hot asses!

[Zilchoid]

"Bite my shiny metal ass, universe!"

[OTiS]

NHL > NFL

[awonderful]

Its funny you photoshopped my dick out from that chicks mouth

[OTiS]

Its funny you photoshopped your dick out from that Seinfeld's mouth

[towlie]

she's got quite the smirk there... wonder where that other hand is...

[OTiS]

a fucking beach towel? that's it?

[pyro]

a fucking beach towel? that's it?
its towlie!





tittays!

[thestronz]

i got spins

[towlie]

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

[Will-Kill]

"Man I'm so high...."
"Whats the password?"
"Whats the what?"

[Skybase]

Does this gun make my penis look small?

[Pete t]

man hands

[Skybase]

These breasts. . they feel so good.

[bbates77]

knickers not tight enough

[Phil Theehor]

If apples looked like that way back when, we'd still be living in the garden.

[Emjanss]

the tie is too tight

[CarsyCarsten]

Porn Amazone?

[M150]

Let me smoke this shit so I could get in a wheelchair.

[Black_Sun]

There's a new sheriff at McDonalds

[M150]

Hidden watch crouching antenna

[Kroenen]

-M

[Black_Sun]

Nazi dust zombies FTW!

[Skybase]

Okay Lela, but if I lose this watch up there one more time. . .

[Phil Theehor]

I wonder if she is trying to get sand out of there. I'm sure there is no volunteer shortage.

[Archetype]

I always thought that purple-headed-yogurt-slinger analogy was a little odd. Purple? Really?

[thestronz]

Cheetos make me thirsty

[kpickle]

I beat my wife with a stick!

[thestronz]

I have diarrhea!

[Change]

I smell varmint poon-tang.

[Will-Kill]

Don't mess with Jesus.

[minsolo25]

they got samuel jackson to play me? wtf?

[Change]

Drink 16 beers and start up a fight?

[minsolo25]

i can't believe will ferrell did a skit about me blowing shit up on SNL

[mule]

too young to drink

[verdugo]

bring the brightness up 10 points..

[Change]

jockstrap?

[Archetype]

So I tells her, 'Hey, quit cryin, you still got yer ears don'tcha?" Hahaha, get it? Cuz I ripped out her eyes. You should have seen the look on her face! Hey, pass me that knife will ya?

[Scorpius]

Looking into the reflective nature of the abyss itself ... or just a cool comic book cover. You Decide!

[thestronz]

Looooook into my tits..I mean eyes