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Archangel
12-20-2008, 06:35 AM
Only counting movies widely known in the West, obviously, because who here has seen stuff by Johnny To, Wong Kar-Wai, Andy Lau or Tsui Hark (therefore, even though it pains me, Athena Chu is not included)?

Isabella Leong (yeah, I know, The Mummy 3 sucked balls, but she's still hot)

http://i40.tinypic.com/2uz8ns5.jpg


Gong Li

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/gong-li/pictures/gong-li-picture-1.jpg


Zhang Ziyi

http://lh4.ggpht.com/nicolexiejm/RvfgPxWlQVI/AAAAAAAAAYE/pvw6RTO5c7U/s800/platinum-zhang-ziyi-hq5.jpg


Qi Shu (The Transporter)

http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/photo/qi-shu-7.jpg


Lucy Liu

http://www.scifisite.net/images/weeklyactress/Lucy_Liu.jpg


Maggie Cheung

http://www.europastar.com/europastar/photos/01_2008/piaget4.jpg

By the way, Michelle Yeoh and Maggie Q aren't in this poll because they're Malaysian and Vietnamese-American, respectively.

UNC
12-20-2008, 06:37 AM
hmmm...I wonder how stax will vote

STDSkillz
12-20-2008, 07:38 AM
Lucy Liu has always been hot to me. Ever since I first saw her on Ally McBeal.

Bill Paxton
12-20-2008, 07:49 AM
Lucy Liu has always been hot to me. Ever since I first saw her on Ally McBeal.

You watched Ally McBeal? Fag!

STDSkillz
12-20-2008, 07:50 AM
Uh....no, I mean from that time I once was watching Fox and it accidentally came on...

Fuck.

UNC
12-20-2008, 07:51 AM
Qi Shu looks like that girl in Street Fighter.

RIP Raul

Archangel
12-20-2008, 07:51 AM
I'm undecided between Ms Leong and Ms Zhang...

Archangel
12-20-2008, 07:56 AM
Mmmm Athena Chu.

http://investingyoursavings.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/athena-chu.jpg

Hoser
12-20-2008, 08:01 AM
My vote changes to Arches girl, she is smokin.

UNC
12-20-2008, 08:03 AM
Your vote doesn't really count

Genius
12-20-2008, 08:36 AM
Your vote doesn't really count
Does anyone's, really?

UNC
12-20-2008, 08:38 AM
In this scenerio, yes.

Genius
12-20-2008, 08:41 AM
Sorry, Arch's polls about women always leave me feeling existential and tricumbentionalist. And a little alvertionalismistical.

UNC
12-20-2008, 08:47 AM
Homo says what?

TylerDurden
12-20-2008, 09:12 AM
lucy liu, lucky # slevin, 'nuff said.

Archangel
12-20-2008, 09:19 AM
Sorry, Arch's polls about women always leave me feeling existential and tricumbentionalist. And a little alvertionalismistical.
WHICH SLANTY EYED CHICK FROM TEH MOVIES DO YOU WANT TO BONE THE MOST


LOUD NOISES

There, better?

Stax
12-20-2008, 09:22 AM
Lucy Liu is my goddess.

heelsguy
12-20-2008, 09:30 AM
saying "hottest chinese chick.." is like saying "tallest midget"

Archangel
12-20-2008, 09:58 AM
Yeah, that's a load of rubbish.


If you wouldn't hit this (Tang Wei), you're a homo.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/tang-wei-the-times-bfi-london-film-festival-lust-caution-london-premiere-scVIEc.jpg

Nosebuckle
12-20-2008, 09:59 AM
I'd rather fuck Judi Dench 15 years from now

Archangel
12-20-2008, 11:01 AM
Homo.

Archetype
12-20-2008, 11:05 AM
Lucy Liu has always been hot to me. Ever since I first saw her on Ally McBeal.
*X-Files

heelsguy
12-20-2008, 11:07 AM
Yeah, that's a load of rubbish.


If you wouldn't hit this (Tang Wei), you're a homo.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/tang-wei-the-times-bfi-london-film-festival-lust-caution-london-premiere-scVIEc.jpg

no, I just have taste. I mean, of course she is hot FOR an oriental...but refer to my previous analogy.

not exactly salma hayek

Stax
12-20-2008, 11:11 AM
Homo.

That means cigarette to you guys, right?

Archetype
12-20-2008, 11:15 AM
no, I just have gay sex with my boyfriend. I mean, of course she is hot FOR an oriental...but refer to my previous analogy.

I like to have sex with boys.

mongo
12-20-2008, 12:16 PM
lucy liu has freckles. that is fucking hot.

Le Goat
12-20-2008, 01:12 PM
Fuck you, Michelle Yeoh god damn it1


THIS POLL IS RIGGED!

Le Goat
12-20-2008, 01:13 PM
lucy liu has freckles. that is fucking hot.

I has freckles


*bats eyes*

Claydon
12-20-2008, 01:15 PM
Gong Li mother fuckers!

Aegis
12-20-2008, 01:16 PM
I honestly only find Chinese chicks hot when they have a cock stuffed in their mouth or ass.

vasili denisov
12-20-2008, 01:29 PM
saying "hottest chinese chick.." is like saying "tallest midget"

I'd rather fuck Judi Dench 15 years from now
Like, I know this just individual taste, but this is like, you're offered tickets to a double bill of 1962 James Brown with 1973 Led Zeppelin, and you turn it down for an LFO reunion show. And the LFO reunion show takes place in a defective nuclear reactor, with stage assistants that throw nuclear waste and flesh eating rats at the audience. I understand your mentality like I understand the mentality of a suicide bomber, a suicide bomber who isn't into asian women.

Archangel
12-20-2008, 01:32 PM
no, I just have taste. I mean, of course she is hot FOR an oriental...but refer to my previous analogy.

not exactly salma hayek

Oh, so it's racism...


Seriously though, being half Asian myself, I'm pretty much immune from yellow fever, but when a woman is fucking smoking, she's fucking smoking.

JT
12-20-2008, 01:47 PM
Yeah, that's a load of rubbish.


If you wouldn't hit this (Tang Wei), you're a homo.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/tang-wei-the-times-bfi-london-film-festival-lust-caution-london-premiere-scVIEc.jpg

You really should have gone a step up in looks for the point you were trying to make.

BIG PIZZLE
12-20-2008, 02:03 PM
It seems that anyone on the internet will fuck anything that's yellow with slanted eyes. Congratulations arch, you managed to find the ugliest picture of Lucy Liu in the world. All those other chicks are dogs.

Archangel
12-20-2008, 02:06 PM
It seems that anyone on the internet will fuck anything that's yellow with slanted eyes. Congratulations arch, you managed to find the ugliest picture of Lucy Liu in the world. All those other chicks are dogs.

Weren't you madly in love with some Asian internet chick?

BIG PIZZLE
12-20-2008, 02:07 PM
I dont love dem hoes. But I'm totally into asians, just not ugly ones.

BIG PIZZLE
12-20-2008, 02:08 PM
This chick looks retarded.

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/tang-wei-the-times-bfi-london-film-festival-lust-caution-london-premiere-scVIEc.jpg

BIG PIZZLE
12-20-2008, 02:10 PM
Tranny
http://www.8hitz.com/pictech2/Isabella_Leong_01.jpg


Post-Op
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/gong-li/pictures/gong-li-picture-1.jpg


She's OK
http://lh4.ggpht.com/nicolexiejm/RvfgPxWlQVI/AAAAAAAAAYE/pvw6RTO5c7U/s800/platinum-zhang-ziyi-hq5.jpg


Burn victum/pig-boy
http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/photo/qi-shu-7.jpg


Hot but ugly in this pic.
http://www.scifisite.net/images/weeklyactress/Lucy_Liu.jpg


Extra from planet of the apes.
http://www.europastar.com/europastar/photos/01_2008/piaget4.jpg

BIG PIZZLE
12-20-2008, 02:15 PM
Hot azn. /thread.

http://img226.imagevenue.com/loc174/th_83476_Chris_10_122_174lo.JPG (http://img226.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83476_Chris_10_122_174lo.JPG)

vasili denisov
12-20-2008, 02:35 PM
Hot azn. /thread.

http://img226.imagevenue.com/loc174/th_83476_Chris_10_122_174lo.JPG (http://img226.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83476_Chris_10_122_174lo.JPG)
Oh my god, are you kidding me? I don't even consider a girl asian unless she looks like she could score a 4.0 GPA.

Stax
12-20-2008, 02:40 PM
http://lh3.ggpht.com/rainerbxt/RUbkqMtwABI/AAAAAAAAAG4/5vbLryiWsk8/lucy_liu_03.jpg

I could come home to that for the rest of my life.

Pax Britannia
12-20-2008, 02:46 PM
Gong Li is stunning.

BIG PIZZLE
12-20-2008, 02:57 PM
Oh my god, are you kidding me? I don't even consider a girl asian unless she looks like she could score a 4.0 GPA.

I bet she can rock a 3.6. But honestly who would want to fuck a chick that could score a 4.0?

zaphrodesiac
12-20-2008, 03:14 PM
I thought Kelly Hu was hot as hell in Xmen

http://www.x-men-movies.com/images/posters/large/1.jpg

Archangel
12-20-2008, 04:52 PM
She was also hot in Scorpion King, but I can't in good faith allow someone who won teen beauty pageants in America. Same for Francoise Yip, who's Canadian.

Nature's Folly
12-20-2008, 05:24 PM
I really dig Zhang, but Qi was very hot in The Transporter. As much as i like Lucy Liu, i just never found her as hot as some people have.

JT
12-20-2008, 05:41 PM
I voted for Qi because of that movie. I remember her being very sexy in it.

Claydon
12-21-2008, 05:28 PM
Savages...the lot of you!

Gong Li is fucking STUNNING. She simply oozes with class, and poise. Her breasts are immense and incredible, and furthermore.......... she is like 44 and is FUCKING GORGEOUS.

Archangel
12-21-2008, 05:30 PM
I love Lucy, but I wouldn't mind Michelle Yeoh, either.
http://www.newfaces.com/blog/uploaded_images/michelle-yeoh-731995.jpg

SHE'S MALAYSIAN DAMNIT. If I make a poll on hottest British actresses, Ludivine Sagnier won't be included, either.

Savages...the lot of you!

Gong Li is fucking STUNNING. She simply oozes with class, and poise. Her breasts are immense and incredible, and furthermore.......... she is like 44 and is FUCKING GORGEOUS.

I've seen Miami Vice, and her breasts are nowhere near "immense".

Claydon
12-21-2008, 05:32 PM
She has done other movies, Curse of the Golden Flower is a great flick

Archangel
12-21-2008, 05:43 PM
That still doesn't make her tits immense.

WET HOT MESS
12-21-2008, 05:55 PM
Gong Li was super hot back in the 90s when she was still Zhang Yimou's muse. After that, meh. I'm not saying she's not hot, but she's not aging as well I would've expected.

fuldstændigamok
12-21-2008, 06:17 PM
Gong Li is adorable. But still I'll go the half korean half Canuck miss Park now that I have just discovered her. She's just a doll.

WET HOT MESS
12-21-2008, 06:29 PM
Grace Park isn't half Canuck. She's full Korean by blood, Canadian by birth.

WET HOT MESS
12-21-2008, 06:29 PM
Or by residence. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere she was born in the US.

Claydon
12-21-2008, 08:30 PM
That still doesn't make her tits immense.


young fool.......only now do you realize the power of the darkside!!!

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c145/idexx/2_Golden_070423121952142_wideweb__3.jpg (http://vio.thepiratebay.org/)

WET HOT MESS
12-21-2008, 08:33 PM
They're good, but not immense.

Titus_Pullo
12-21-2008, 08:34 PM
Bah, even with that pricey costume it is a sad push up attempt.

Titus_Pullo
12-21-2008, 08:35 PM
Grace Park isn't half Canuck. She's full Korean by blood, Canadian by birth.

I like the ST: Enterprise Asian chick over the BG Asian chick.

Claydon
12-21-2008, 10:50 PM
They're good, but not immense.


By asian standards....they are immense.

WET HOT MESS
12-21-2008, 10:56 PM
Immense would be like Chilin Lin or Ami Tokito or whatever her name is, but Ami is Jap. Gong Li doesn't have immense tittays.

Le Goat
12-21-2008, 10:57 PM
Anita is my favorite Chinese actress

Titus_Pullo
12-21-2008, 10:57 PM
Anita has DDs. She just tapes them down.

Le Goat
12-21-2008, 11:00 PM
Anita has DDs. She just tapes them down.

I didn't realize they had negative DD's.

Le Goat
12-21-2008, 11:00 PM
oh snap

WET HOT MESS
12-21-2008, 11:02 PM
You don't tape down neg DD's. You tape em up. Also, I watched a couple episodes of that BBC show... my small breasts and I or something of the like and this Chinese broad tried to suction cup her boobies overnight every night for X months to make it bigger, but it only bruised the boobies so that she looked like she had two swollen prunes.

Le Goat
12-21-2008, 11:06 PM
You don't tape down neg DD's. You tape em up. Also, I watched a couple episodes of that BBC show... http://jj.am/gallery/d/34356-1/CuteAsianTrap.jpg


Fixed 'cause god damn it, women just need to get to the point.

WET HOT MESS
12-21-2008, 11:08 PM
Sad how she's prettier than most Asian girls.

Le Goat
12-21-2008, 11:11 PM
you're all the same

vasili denisov
12-22-2008, 12:17 AM
Complaining that an asian girl doesn't have massive pups is like complaining that a porsche doesn't have Desoto fins. You can have the porsche, or you can have the fins, make up your mind.

I toss in the soft face I toss off too too often to.

http://i40.tinypic.com/f05h6c.jpg

Ms. Evelyn Lin.

BIG PIZZLE
12-22-2008, 12:29 AM
http://img245.imagevenue.com/loc175/th_99745_30527_123_175lo.jpg (http://img245.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=99745_30527_123_175lo.jpg) http://img125.imagevenue.com/loc982/th_99532_30518_123_982lo.jpg (http://img125.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=99532_30518_123_982lo.jpg)

Archangel
12-22-2008, 12:38 AM
Hiromi Oshima is hot and all, but this is about CHINESE bitches, not Japanese, Korean, Indonesian, Malaysian, Singaporean, Mongolian, Laotian, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Filipino, Thai or Nepalese ones.