Eastbound and Down

[Kopek]

He's coming. (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=6334)


For those of you who haven’t illegally downloaded the show’s leaked pilot—McBride’s lines like “You mean, Jew York?” and “You’re Fucking Out!” were drunkenly quoted to me by local film students during my barhopping seshes in “Wilmywood”—in the series McBride plays Kenny Powers, a former champion Major League Baseball pitcher with a major league penchant for cocaine and soundblasts. And banging prostitutes wearing the Scream mask. WTF? Reduced to a simmering Kid Icarus in denial, Powers moves back home to North Carolina with his older brother and his family.Set Report (http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/12/03/exclusive-set-visit-hbos-east-bound-and-down-with-danny-mcbride-david-gordon-green-and-ben-best-cameo-by-gina-gershon/)

http://i43.tinypic.com/23r2vc1.jpg

[Jericho]

Absolutely fantastic! The Foot Fist Way was one of my favorite things last year

[the creeps]

Absolutely fantastic! The Foot Fist Way was one of my favorite things last year
he was better in hot rod.

God I go to church every goddamn Sunday! You gonna bring the demons out of me!

[Bizz]

http://i40.tinypic.com/noye6w.jpg

Funniest show on TV.

Discuss here.

[Gary_Busey]

Anyone see the pilot? Pretty fucking funny, even if it is just the same sort of character that this dude played in Tropic Thunder and Pineapple Express.

[Bizz]

Anyone see the pilot? Pretty fucking funny, even if it is just the same sort of character that this dude played in Tropic Thunder and Pineapple Express.

The Kick Fist Way. > all.

[Le Goat]

*Foot Fist Way

[Le Goat]

fuckin shitty jew speller

[Bizz]

I'm high as shit, go fuck yourself goat.

[Bizz]

*My Foot Your Anus

[Le Goat]

I just caught the opening scene. I lol'd at the 'Jew York' comment and the fact he throws like a fucking girl. I loved the first 4 mins... fuck I need a streaming link

[Bizz]

Torrent, Pirate Bay. Downloaded in less than 5 mins. Go get it fag.

[Le Goat]

I aint yo' buddy, guy

[Bizz]

I ain't your guy, fwiend.

[Le Goat]

fuck you Phillip

[Bizz]

fart

[Le Goat]

your av is worse than all of mine combined

[Bizz]

I have plans for the greatest av known to man.

[Le Goat]

I just caught the whole pilot and it was as awesome as I suspected. So many funny parts I forget wtf even happened. I do know the part where he walks bust through the banner was my favorite. The Black Keys = win

[ADD]

This show fucking rules. On Demand, I love you so.

[Penguin Rick]

Haha, I love this show. Tonight's episode was awesome.

[Le Goat]

The retard cracks me the fuck up.



I love the subtle drama also

[Bizz]

I'm downloading the second ep from http://d01.megashares.com/?d01=0bcfac4 right now.

[Techtro]

besides its not just for my protection... you don't know what shit I got either!

[Bizz]

Best show ever.

[Le Goat]

the dealler hitting him in the balls made me roll

[El Torpedo]

You know that's how the plague started back in the day, it was from a little disgusting bird bath in someones backyard that rats made sex to birds in it and created a whole new type a' AIDS

[Le Goat]

I loved watching the kids crack up during that scene. You could tell he was doing some hilarious improv.

[Tar Heel]

This show is savage.

[Jericho]

"I think I got enough"

"Bullshit. I smelled that fucker. You're gonna need more than that"

[KennyPowers]

The foot fist way was funny as hell. Chuck the truck. Anyways Love this show.

[ADD]

I'm in, you're fucking out!

[Bizz]

I got a new bbq.

[willydong]

I got a new bbq.

fecking sweet! what's for din?

[Bizz]

Hi, my name is WillyDong and I didn't get the reference. Fuck you I'm going to SHABOOMS.

[willydong]

Hi, my name is WillyDong and I didn't get the reference. Fuck you I'm going to SHABOOMS.


goddamit, you're right,but... what's the special at shabooms?

[highone]

Glad to see the show get some love on here! It's absolutely the best sitcom on TV since "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". By the way, if anyone is interested...

http://www.kennypowers.com (http://www.kennypowers.com/)

[KennyPowers]

That dance scene isn't the funniest dance scene ever but when he is turned around and it looks like he is busting a fart out gets me rolling every time.

[ADD]

$200 bucks.

And a blow job.

[Bizz]

I have to pay for the blow job and the room?!

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Great show. I heard it was only 6 episodes long though. That true?

[Bizz]

Yes, it's a 6 part mini series.

[Jericho]

Yes, it's a 6 part mini series.
What? Lahme!

[Bizz]

All the episodes are tapped already.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I hope we get to see April's big old knockers.

[Jericho]

I hope we get to see April's big old knockers.
Are you...asking me to the dance?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

No.

[ADD]

I hope we get to see April's big old knockers.

Me too, but it ain't gonna happen :(

[BSM]

Why are there no pics of her in the Babe Section?

[Le Goat]

cause this is her first role (or at least, first big)

[Gary_Busey]

There's some preggo pics on IMDB from her role in Four Christmases.

[Poop Sailboat]

you mean april bigcannons?

[Le Goat]

failboat

[Poop Sailboat]

it was a line from the first episode, GAWDDDDD

[Le Goat]

YOU ARE NOT KENNY. YOU ARE THAT RETARD BAND TEACHER

[Poop Sailboat]

stevie!

[Poop Sailboat]

and that coked out bartender guy said that line.

[Le Goat]

that's Chuck 'the truck' Wallace

[Jericho]

that's Chuck 'the truck' Wallace
Oh shit, I didn't realize that

[Le Goat]

yup


and that's the other main writer... he's Ben Best

[Jericho]

Chuck the Truck throws kickass hotel parties

[Le Goat]

Kenny Powers reminds me of John Rocker.

[Jericho]

Kenny Powers reminds me of John Rocker.
Well, isn't that the idea?

[Le Goat]

yes.


also, the naked chick at the end of one/beginning of ep two is Sylvia Jefferies and the bitch is almost 40


hotdamn

[Jericho]

Whoa. I don't play....games

[Le Goat]

If your a lady, Scott will help close the deal by fingering her, with his penis

[Jericho]

I can't wait for the band teacher to make his move. The look Kenny gave him from the drinking fountain had me rolling

[Le Goat]

"...a lot of people ask me "Kenny Powers, you're a giant star - you can get any woman - have you ever paid for sex?" And the answer is YES I HAVE - several times, in fact. And it's actually kinda cool. You can negotiate practically anything, and sometimes even just kinda do stuff in the moment that you never agreed to pay for and it goes by without much argument."

[nuclearjew]

yup


and that's the other main writer... he's Ben Best
This and Foot Fist Way were directed by Jody Hill, who's got the new Seth Rogen movie "Observe and Report" coming out soon. He may be the next great comedy director.

[Le Goat]

"You wanna know about relationships? I know all there is to know. Just ask my second wife Tina. Yeah, she was a stripper. And if Montel Williams wants to talk shit some more then he can go fuck himself, 'cause those charges were DROPPED."

[Le Goat]

This and Foot Fist Way were directed by Jody Hill, who's got the new Seth Rogen movie "Observe and Report" coming out soon. He may be the next great comedy director.

I knew this and I wholeheartedly agree that he will be the new great comedy director/writer.

I honestly think it's the main reason Judd wants to do a 'serious' Comedy.

I cant even imagine the gold those two could come up with on ONE movie

[Le Goat]

"...it's important. One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amout of money. And I brought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best f@#%in' time they've ever seen. A humongous part of being a celebrity is cashing in on it. Making s#!tloads of money, having expensive, luxurious things. That way, in case one day you're not famous, you can still be rich as hell and better than everyone around you."

[Le Goat]

"Smokey, this isn't 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

[Le Goat]

I can't wait for the band teacher to make his move. The look Kenny gave him from the drinking fountain had me rolling

If you notice in the second ep, he's parked in the Handicap spot. So I think he's just retarded.

[Le Goat]

;-)
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=X9NO60HC

[nuclearjew]

I love how he even has dunlap when he's a rookie with Atlanta.

[Le Goat]

I love his look when he's driving Dustin Jr. around in teh second ep. his arm out the window, crazy smile/look on his face.

I just lost it when he pulled his hand in and he's got a canned beer in a coozie

[nuclearjew]

Jody and Danny really have a solid handle on middle-class America. You don't see that a lot in mainstream Hollywood. I hope they can keep the tone of their material consistent. Observe and Report looks to be more of the same lulz.

I need to watch Superbad again...all these dudes are in Superbad. I'm guessing they're at the "adult" party with the period blood chick.

[Gary_Busey]

I've been wondering what the NC connection is between The Foot Fist Way and Eastbound & Down is, and it's this dude, I think:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2095817/

[Le Goat]

They're all born there


Well, I know Danny was

[Gary_Busey]

He was born in Georgia.

[Le Goat]

My bad, went to school tehre I think. I know he lived there for a good period of time

[nuclearjew]

They're all born there


Well, I know Danny was
No he's from Georgia but he went to school at NCSA, which is probably where he met Jody Hill. NCSA is a kick ass film school.

[Gary_Busey]

Ah, I did not know that. Yeah, NCSA is pretty solid. Where does Will Ferrel come in?

[Le Goat]

he's SC

[nuclearjew]

Ah, I did not know that. Yeah, NCSA is pretty solid. Where does Will Ferrel come in?
Apparently him and Adam Mckay (director of Anchorman/Talladega Nights) "discovered" The Foot Fist Way and they passed it around to their friends in LA. TFFW was made like when, 2005? And it took that long to finally get it distributed. So Ferrell and Mckay took McBride (and probably Hill too) under their wing.

[Le Goat]

It was made in 2006 and got released last year

[Le Goat]

I think Best, McBride and Hill are the best with eachother. I hope they're great without (which we will find out when Observe and Report comes out, even though they make an appearance)

[Gary_Busey]

Apparently him and Adam Mckay (director of Anchorman/Talladega Nights) "discovered" The Foot Fist Way and they passed it around to their friends in LA. TFFW was made like when, 2005? And it took that long to finally get it distributed. So Ferrell and Mckay took McBride (and probably Hill too) under their wing.
Ah. You could seriously build a tree out of the number of films with common actors, directors, writers and producers there are from Ferrell to the Seth Rogan bunch. It'd be kinda interesting.

[Le Goat]

oh lawd, anita got ahold of the first ep.


SHIT'S GOIN DOWN NOW

[nuclearjew]

How much y'all give me if I slamdunk this thing into the trash can?

[Bizz]

I'm just kidding, I didn't cum in my pants.

[Gary_Busey]

How much y'all give me if I slamdunk this thing into the trash can?
That was fucking hilarious. Sometime I think they just make some of this shit up on the spot.

[nuclearjew]

Totally. I love improv.

[Bizz]

That was fucking hilarious. Sometime I think they just make some of this shit up on the spot.

They do. HBO has a behind the scenes.

[Jericho]

That was fucking hilarious. Sometime I think they just make some of this shit up on the spot.
Judging from the making of I saw,just about all of it


It's not the ecstasy. It was the eggroll

[Gary_Busey]

Fuck, I haven't seen that yet. I'll have to DVR it.

[nuclearjew]

Re-watching ep 2 right now. Hahah before he dances for April, he goes "Work, drugs!". That rules. I know I've done that before, where I tell my drugs/booze to make things happen.

[KennyPowers]

Oh shit, I didn't realize that


Me niether

[janois]

Thank Christ for On Demand. I just watched the first 2 eps and this is some funny shit. Rep to all who brought this to my attention. Thanks

[Techtro]

Re-watching ep 2 right now. Hahah before he dances for April, he goes "Work, drugs!".

After I re-watched ep 2 I noticed while in the scuffle for the toilet roll he says '....saw your dick'

[Bizz]

After I re-watched ep 2 I noticed while in the scuffle for the toilet roll he says '....saw your dick'

You would notice that.

[Le Goat]

I caught that off the bat. My dickdar is keen

[Techtro]

You would notice that.

True... I noticed it first viewing but really just wanted to get everyone on the topic of dicks.

[Bizz]

Dicks are neat. amirite?

Speaking of dicks, I think Stewie is a chick.

[janois]

I like how will ferrel had the Ric Flair thing going. Wooooo!

[ADD]

And blow jobs

[Jericho]

I rewatched the second ep last night and I was dying.

You laugh so much upon first viewing that you miss shit.

Like when Ferrell first gave him the nutsmack and Kenny just kinda nervously chuckled and said " Whoa...that's not what you do"

[janois]

Famous people make, how do you say it? Make my pussy wet.

That is one way to say it.

[Jericho]

You named your kid after Titanic?

Whaddya call this one? Fuckin Shrek?

[ADD]

I hit that bird bath for you, cuz I knew you hated it

[KennyPowers]

Watch it ass blood!

[Jericho]

What is that? You see that?

That's where my dick goes through

[Jericho]

You and your weights can go fuck off somewhere! I ain't liftin that shit. It's heavy.

[Techtro]

http://rapidshare.com/files/204261379/Eastbound.and.Down.S01E03.HDTV.XviD-0TV.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/204261234/Eastbound.and.Down.S01E03.HDTV.XviD-0TV.part2.rar for anyone after ep 3

[Penguin Rick]

Is it just me or did April appear a lot skinnier in last night's episode?

[ShitBreak]

She needs to show her tits.

[Gary_Busey]

Is it just me or did April appear a lot skinnier in last night's episode?
She definitely lost some weight.

[Le Goat]

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=1QS3H9DO

[highone]

HBO needs to market those foam middle fingers that read "You're Fuckin Out!" I'd definitely pay $9.99 for one.

[KennyPowers]

What is that? You see that?

That's where my dick goes through


LOL was that his underwear? I saw him holding something and putting them on his face while he was talking to her. I thought they were some granny panties of hers.

[ShitBreak]

I'm pretty sure it was a jock strap.

[Le Goat]

it was his underwear, not a jock.


jesus christ, you really haven't played sports, have you?

[ShitBreak]

I wasn't paying attention. I thought I saw him pull out a jock strap.

So shut the fuck up.

[Kopek]

You buttfucked that one.

[Le Goat]

Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless.

[Le Goat]

"...say Kenny Powers is a woman-hater. That's not true. I love women - every fuckin' one of them, even the ugly-as-shit ones. But don't ask me to trust 'em, not even nuns. Because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole in need that even Kenny Powers can't fill."

[Le Goat]

"I never bought into the Native American mythology. You can smoke a peace pipe 'til your dick falls off, but I'm not dancin' with any fuckin' wolves no matter how high I get. Not that I get high, but if I did, my shit would still believe in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ."

[Le Goat]

"I've been blessed with many things in this life - an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python and the mind of a fuckin' scientist. So people often ask me, "Kenny, what are your weaknesses - do you have any?" I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel, is my tireless work ethic."

[ShitBreak]

If those tapes ever came available, I would buy them.

[nuclearjew]

Have you guys seen the clips on Funny or Die?

Ashley Schaeffer Motors Commercial (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33522bb6bb/eastbound-and-down-2)

WILL FERRELL is Ashley Schaeffer for Schaeffer Motors (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f4c782111d/eastbound-and-down-1)

Bat Fight (featuring Craig Robinson) (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/426608ab8c/bat-fight)

Danny McBride discusses Kenny Powers (http://meatspin.com)

Danny McBride on Jimmy Kimmel Live (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ba652be5a5/danny-mcbride-on-jimmy-kimmel-live)

[Chaka]

What did he say to that college baseball scout about being clean and sober for a couple of years?

[Schillke]

it was the eggrolls, not the ecstacy

[Jericho]

What do I know? I know that one of us had a personal stylist and one of us shoplifts their shit from the Fashion Bug.


Honey,I love you. You're a terrific girl....but you have clothes like a fuckin dickhead

[Jericho]

I think I'm gonna have to rewatch this one immediately, I was laughing so fucking hard.

Stevie's asshole transformation is coming along swimmingly

[Bizz]

I was out and missed it. Link?

[Le Goat]

http://www.megavideo.com/?v=299ZWUMK

[Penguin Rick]

The scene when he walks into April's art room had me laughing hysterically.

Definitely worth a rewatch.

[Le Goat]

Stevie is quickly becoming my favorite character. "who are these mother fuckers?" put me on the floor

[Jericho]

Stevie is quickly becoming my favorite character. "who are these mother fuckers?" put me on the floor
I loled at the slomo of black pants, belt buckle,black shirt to reveal Stevie

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

You're sitting there rubbing your dick.

[Le Goat]

I loled at the slomo of black pants, belt buckle,black shirt to reveal Stevie

When Kenny told him to somehow change clothes cause he didn't like him doing his shtick and you see Stevie walk out without a shirt on was hilarious.


Also the way Kenny creamed his pants

[Le Goat]

oh and the music they played to Stevie's 'reveal' is The Black Keys 'Your Touch' ... Extremely good band. Dan Auerbach has a kickass solo album too

[Jericho]

You know, the bag doesn't actually explode when I punch it

[Le Goat]

it's got an 8.9 on IMDB... i know that isn't saying much sometimes, but still, impressive

[Le Goat]

I could watch the opening scene over and over for days.

Not only 'cause April is almost topless but 'cause the dialogue is hilarious.



"wait, a couple more pumps. 3...2...1... ok..."

[mongo]

i love the part when april first sees him in her room.

"what are you doing in my room?"

"you mean besides creepin around like i'm gonna rape you?"

[Chaka]

I'm just going to give it a couple more pumps and then...3, 2, 1!!

[Chaka]

Honey I love you, I think you're a terrific girl, but you have clothes like a fucking dickhead.

[Jericho]

Way to quote not one, but two quotes that have already been posted on this page. Nice work

[Bizz]

I'm also pretty sure he is posting as he is watching it.

[Jericho]

I'm also pretty sure he is posting as he is watching it.
That's some Claydon shit

[Chaka]

Posting as I was re-watching....had to make sure I got those duplicated quote post right.

[Jericho]

Whatever asshole put this kind of epic win on TV and only gave it six eps should be punched in the dick

[nuclearjew]

Meh, British shows have 6 episode seasons. I like it, keeps the quality pretty intact. And I imagine it's just going to be a mini-series and not a regular show?

[Jericho]

Meh, British shows have 6 episode seasons. I like it, keeps the quality pretty intact. And I imagine it's just going to be a mini-series and not a regular show?
Bite your tongue. This had better come back next year

[Le Goat]

BSG was only slated as a mini-series but was made into a show... at least, that was the pitch for the miniseries. They said it was a 'feeler' and if it went well, they'd makem ore.... maybe they'll make it a 10 ep a year thing and do it for 2-3 years but I don't want 5-10 years of drawn-out shit

[Jericho]

An Entourage/EB&D sunday night gives me a boner

[Jericho]

Question: Why were Stevie's and Kenny's class out there looking at the wall while Kenny pitched? I didn't get that

[ShitBreak]

Question: Why were Stevie's and Kenny's class out there looking at the wall while Kenny pitched? I didn't get that

Because he fucking can't throw worth a shit now, and didn't want anyone to know that. It's the same reason he didn't want to throw a ball at the car dealership.

If no one seems him throw like shit, then they still think he can still actually throw, somewhat.

[highone]

Awesome that Craig Robinson (Daryl from the Office) is making an appearance on next week's episode!

[Bizz]

Somebody likes the black d00ds.

[KennyPowers]

Damn missed last show. Did watch Foot fist way again last night tho. Anybody know when a rerun will come on?

[Bizz]

For me it's on demand after it airs on Sunday. I've noticed it's online for download before it's on demand. Also I'm burning them for my dad because he doesn't have HBO.

[Penguin Rick]

Awesome that Craig Robinson (Daryl from the Office) is making an appearance on next week's episode!
Didn't he play the batter who hit a home run off of Powers in the series premiere? Powers was on the Mariners at the tail end of his major league's career.

[nuclearjew]

Because he fucking can't throw worth a shit now, and didn't want anyone to know that. It's the same reason he didn't want to throw a ball at the car dealership.

If no one seems him throw like shit, then they still think he can still actually throw, somewhat.
Not to mention in the other episode when his nephew "snuck a peek" at the radar gun and Kenny got pissed.

[Le Goat]

Didn't he play the batter who hit a home run off of Powers in the series premiere? Powers was on the Mariners at the tail end of his major league's career.
si

[nuclearjew]

Awesome that Craig Robinson (Daryl from the Office) is making an appearance on next week's episode!
Have you guys seen the clips on Funny or Die?

Ashley Schaeffer Motors Commercial (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/33522bb6bb/eastbound-and-down-2)

WILL FERRELL is Ashley Schaeffer for Schaeffer Motors (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f4c782111d/eastbound-and-down-1)

Bat Fight (featuring Craig Robinson) (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/426608ab8c/bat-fight)

Danny McBride discusses Kenny Powers (http://meatspin.com)

Danny McBride on Jimmy Kimmel Live (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/ba652be5a5/danny-mcbride-on-jimmy-kimmel-live)

[Jericho]

Well, why was Stevie's class out there? Just so he could hang with Kenny?

[nuclearjew]

Yes. Stevie is getting a tad bit obsessed with Kenny, and he's becoming an asshole like Kenny. Stevie was really good last episode, he is no longer annoying to me.

Well, as annoying.

[Le Goat]

Well, why was Stevie's class out there? Just so he could hang with Kenny?
yes



are you on retard medicine boy?

[Le Goat]

Yes. Stevie is getting a tad bit obsessed with Kenny, and he's becoming an asshole like Kenny. Stevie was really good last episode, he is no longer annoying to me.

Well, as annoying.

annoying? I could see his role becoming awesome from the get go. He's the retard tha doesn't know he's a retard. I love those roles

[Jericho]

You heard him, bitch. Get in the fucking truck!

[6655321]

kenny jizzing his pants made me lol.

[mongo]

especially since he jokes about not cumming in his pants in ep 1.

[6655321]

irony is soo much fun.

[Techtro]

Anyone else catch the missing egg?

http://i39.tinypic.com/2cwtxs3.jpg

[Techtro]

Just found the entire greatest hits video at funny or die (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fb505c7346/kenny-powers-greatest-hits)

Keep our troops in Iraq!

[Will-Kill]

We need more cheap 80's Special Effects.

[Jericho]

And we open with Stevie beating off. This gonna be a good one

[Jericho]

I just spit my beer all over my fucking self


"Let's take this out back. This bar smells like a old lady just farted piss"

[janois]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? HUH? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!!!

[janois]

I just woke up the fucking house I was laughing so fuckin hard.
Mother fucking epic.

[FlipHKD]

wow

I wonder how the last episode will be.

shame after next sunday this show will be done with

[29a]

Just found the entire greatest hits video at funny or die (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/fb505c7346/kenny-powers-greatest-hits)

Keep our troops in Iraq!

That was sweet.

If it had an Eastbound and Down logo at the end, it would have killed it completely.


wow

I wonder how the last episode will be.

shame after next sunday this show will be done with

What does that mean? Did it get canceled?

[highone]

Doesn't seem like the show will be ending given the "season finale" tag next week got. Otherwise, wouldn't it be something like "the final episode" or "the conclusion to"?

And when did Gina Gershon get a nose job? Is that new or has she just been out of the mainstream for so long I'd never noticed it before?

[Jericho]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? HUH? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!!!
That was epic. Stevie pwns so hard it's stupid. The whole last ten minutes were fucking epic

NO! Ball slappin's my game, KENNY!

[janois]

I was aiming at his eye!
I got my pitch back!

My chest hurts I laughed so hard..

[heelsguy]

best episode so far...101 MPH...loved all "The Natural" movie homages/references...especially his girl showing up with 2 strikes

[Bizz]

I don't want to wait until 2:30 to watch it. link?

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Since when is two balls not anywhere remotely close to the strike zone considered two strikes?

[Le Goat]

http://www.megavideo.com/?d=DKMW6JPW

[ADD]

This show just keeps getting better and better. I loved him and his nephew and the neighborhood kids all in their wife beaters watching the trailer full of Kenny Powers swag go up in flames.

[Le Goat]

That was epic. Stevie pwns so hard it's stupid. The whole last ten minutes were fucking epic

NO! Ball slappin's my game, KENNY!

Agreed, I couldn't stop laughing at everything. The fucking directing/editing in this makes all the subtle humor about 100X more funny. It's going to be hard to rate which episode was the best once they're all done. Which is funny 'cause there's no other show that I can say that about.

[Le Goat]

oh and April looks SMOKIN' with her hair up. I dig that more than the Southern Bouffant

[Jericho]

Also, props to Dusty for growing a set

[Le Goat]

Yea he needed to grow some.

I didn't see the last part coming. I kinda figured he would either strike him out or get raped. I couldn't stop laughing at him talking to April about the cumming while on the mound. I want that quote NOW.

[mongo]

-april looks fuckin' hot
-...do it , you premature ejaculator!
-what happened?
one of those bitches hit her!
those are students, kenny.

[mongo]

also, this show is more gold than seinfeld.

[mongo]

you wanna fight you do it in a parking lot sometime, not in a school surrounded by books!

[mongo]

you're an excellent everything, i hate it.


fucking classic.

[mongo]

oh and April looks SMOKIN' with her hair up.

true, true, and true.

[ShitBreak]

Best new "show" on TV? Leaning towards "fuck yes."

[Snatch]

Is it just me, or between episodes two and three, did April lose like 100 pounds?

[Le Goat]

she lost a bit. Prob 'cause she saw herself on the first two and between shoots, decided to lose about 15lbs

[ShitBreak]

We need photos to prove this theory.

[FlipHKD]

"Kenny's days of burning ass are done and that is not a homosexual reference."

[Le Goat]

"Kenny's days of burning ass are done and that is not a homosexual reference."

haha I lol'd hard at that too.



CHrist, I can't remember half of these quotes there were so many

[Bizz]

Is it wrong I jerk it to this show?

[420monk]

This will go down as the most quotable show in the history of television.

[Bizz]

Dick slapping's my game!

[Le Goat]

Chapter two... the next Chapter.

[Le Goat]

Dr. Cockanballs


the man with the golden dick

[Le Goat]

I got two kids... I got Kendra and I got........FUUUUUUCK MY PUSSY ITCHES!

[Bizz]

Let's put a pin in this.

[Le Goat]

Schaeffer's speech about fucking his wife and his kid walked in kinda threw me for a loop

[Jericho]

I hope we get in a car wreck right now and we both die and go to heaven...together

That's not going to happen. I'm an exceptional driver

[Bizz]

you're an excellent everything, i hate it.


fucking classic.

[Bizz]

That's illegal we shouldn't have it just out but thank you.

[Jericho]

This isn't a good time,Stevie

Oh, really? I thought it was always a good time to get fucking rich

[Jericho]

I'm just a regular teacher. No hopes or dreams. Just waiting to die....like you guys

[Bizz]

Haha his fucking glasses.

[Jericho]

lulz at next week.

The amount of money that I'm gonna be making would hurt your parents feelings.

Dollar. Dollar. Bills, y'all

[mongo]

next week is it, huh? sad.

[highone]

I hope we get in a car wreck right now and we both die and go to heaven...together

That's not going to happen. I'm an exceptional driver

*takes sip from beer*

[fuldstændigamok]

How are the rating in the States for this show? And will HBO orders more eps than the meager 6 of the first season?

[420monk]

How are the rating in the States for this show? And will HBO orders more eps than the meager 6 of the first season?
Eastbound & Down has mixed or average reviews, and currently holds a 62/100 rating on Metacritic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metacritic) based on 16 reviews. The best coming from Entertainment Weekly (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entertainment_Weekly), who says "What lifts Eastbound & Down away from mere crudball humor is McBride's ongoing love affair with the lower middle class." Its worst come from the San Francisco Chronicle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Chronicle), who says "It seems like a middling Fox series with a monotonous glut of obscenities and some nudity tossed in to make it pay-cable worthy."
The show was notably also given a highly favorable review in the upmarket magazine, The New Yorker (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Yorker), in which TV critic Nancy Franklin (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Nancy_Franklin&action=edit&redlink=1) suggested Kenny Powers would be as memorable a character as David Brent (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Brent) from the British sitcom The Office (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office).

[eleveneighteen]

By far the best new series HBO has aired in a long time. They've gotten better with each episode. This deserves a season 2, with at least 8 episodes. "Curb" just started production on its next season... perhaps they can crank out more Kenny Powers on time to get paired with that?

[mongo]

i can feel it, down in my plums. gettin' a nice blueish hue. gettin' ready to take 'em to the farmers market.

[Techtro]

April Through the Chapters......

Chapter 1:
http://i40.tinypic.com/23kaxb7_th.jpg (http://i40.tinypic.com/23kaxb7.jpg) http://i40.tinypic.com/4zuepu_th.jpg (http://i40.tinypic.com/4zuepu.jpg)

Chapter 2:
http://i43.tinypic.com/2ng60wl_th.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/2ng60wl.jpg) http://i40.tinypic.com/1zpsll2_th.jpg (http://i40.tinypic.com/1zpsll2.jpg)

Chapter 3:
http://i42.tinypic.com/11rf4wn_th.jpg (http://i42.tinypic.com/11rf4wn.jpg) http://i43.tinypic.com/2cz2dfk_th.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/2cz2dfk.jpg)

Chapter 4:
http://i43.tinypic.com/2wgyov8_th.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/2wgyov8.jpg) http://i39.tinypic.com/1z56cmv_th.jpg (http://i39.tinypic.com/1z56cmv.jpg)

Chapter 5:
http://i42.tinypic.com/sggwoi_th.jpg (http://i42.tinypic.com/sggwoi.jpg) http://i43.tinypic.com/nmdsft_th.jpg (http://i43.tinypic.com/nmdsft.jpg)

[mongo]

wow. the first and last pics really show the diff.

[Trident]

This is an excellent, funny and well-written show. I've laughed continuously through all the episodes.

[Trident]

Oh, and if April was one of my teachers at school I'd be wanking myself off at every lesson change.

[Snatch]

See, bitch lost SO much weight. In the beginning of the show, I was like "wow, that's kind of weird that he likes a fucking heffer so much."

[ADD]

He is a redneck

[Will-Kill]

You Knocked his fucking eye out!

[Jericho]

I liked the finger sniff after the pitch. Is that his trademark move?

[mongo]

a lot of men do what you did...
make moral decisions?

[ADD]

I liked the finger sniff after the pitch. Is that his trademark move?

I sure hope so

[mongo]

he should have said "your eye is fuckin' out!".


i slay me.

[Jericho]

You wanna know why you don't see paint right now? Because of fuck you, that's why!

Fuck you, City bitch.

[highone]

I liked the finger sniff after the pitch. Is that his trademark move?

Haha yes! I'd forgotten! Man, I want an animated GIF of that.

[goobie]

I used to have that hair.

[mongo]

jericho, i think it's time to break out the ol' ban stick again.

[Jericho]

He's not a spammer. Just an idiot

[Bizz]

See, bitch lost SO much weight. In the beginning of the show, I was like "wow, that's kind of weird that he likes a fucking heffer so much."

Don't call April a bitch. She is more than tits and legs.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Maybe she just had a kid. It would explain the engourged knockers.

[Bizz]

I don't think she looked bad in the first couple episodes.

[Le Goat]

I don't think she looked bad in the first couple episodes.

I don't either. She was a lil more fluffy, sure, but I dug it. The hair was ugly though, I hate that shit. A lot of 35-45yo soccer moms have that shit in the south. It kills me.

[Techtro]

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