View Full Version : Is it crawdads or crawfish?
Mustard
12-22-2008, 02:34 AM
Which is it? I mean, clearly, the answer is crawdads. Because crawdads aren't fish. If that were the case, then we would call them crawshrimp. But we don't, so crawfish is stupid, and so are you if you call them that.
Some people even say crayfish. You can usually tell they are mentally defective if this is the case.
WET HOT MESS
12-22-2008, 02:39 AM
Crawlupyourbuttholeanddiedthere
Mustard
12-22-2008, 02:40 AM
No no no. Thats not right at all.
mongo
12-22-2008, 02:42 AM
crawdads sounds so fucking southern.
Mustard
12-22-2008, 02:44 AM
Ironic you would say that Mr. Tim. My ex fiancé is from Louisiana, and she called them crawfish all her life.
mongo
12-22-2008, 02:46 AM
carebear?
Mustard
12-22-2008, 02:48 AM
No, i was never engaged to her. This is pre carebear.
Yabby! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_yabby)
Mustard
12-22-2008, 02:53 AM
Fuck that Aussie crawdad... they're all posers.
mongo
12-22-2008, 02:55 AM
i've actually never eaten one. are they good?
Mustard
12-22-2008, 02:59 AM
If you cook 'em right, they can be really good.
If you cook 'em wrong, they can taste wretched and be totally inedible.
ShitBreak
12-22-2008, 03:01 AM
Crawdads are awesome.
But yeah..who calls them crawfish. I mean whats next...calling everything Coke, even when it's a Pepsi product?
Oggie
12-22-2008, 03:06 AM
I'm going with crawdads, but I feel you totally influenced the voting with your all caps option.
You should be stripped of your poll making rights.
Mustard
12-22-2008, 03:08 AM
Man, if people can be influenced to vote for something because its in all caps, then we need to tell this to some lobbyist group or something.
We could make millions!
Jericho
12-22-2008, 03:09 AM
I'm going with crawdads, but I feel you totally influenced the voting with your all caps option.
You should be stripped of your poll making rights.
He would kill himself. That's his legacy. The dumbfuck pollmaker
mongo
12-22-2008, 03:10 AM
what do these fuckers taste like? in my wicked cool imagination, they taste like mini-lobsters.
what do these fuckers taste like? in my wicked cool imagination, they taste like mini-lobsters.
Are you a vegitarian or a vegiquarian?
Mustard
12-22-2008, 03:13 AM
He would kill himself. That's his legacy. The dumbfuck pollmaker
That is retarded.
what do these fuckers taste like? in my wicked cool imagination, they taste like mini-lobsters.
No, I'm not gonna tell you. You have to find out on your own.
mongo
12-22-2008, 03:13 AM
Are you a vegitarian or a vegiquarian?
i wasn't until i was like 16 or so. so i remember what lobster tastes like.
Oggie
12-22-2008, 03:14 AM
That is retarded.
You ah!
Mustard
12-22-2008, 03:16 AM
You ah!
:(
Oggie
12-22-2008, 03:18 AM
;)
Mustard
12-22-2008, 03:19 AM
:mad:
Oggie
12-22-2008, 03:21 AM
:eek:
Mustard
12-22-2008, 03:22 AM
:p
Oggie
12-22-2008, 03:23 AM
:cool:
Mustard
12-22-2008, 03:26 AM
a/s/l?
Down south, like sink said, they call them crawfish. They love them! I heard guys talking on some of the tugboats down there about big "crawfish" dinners where they cook huge pots of them. Pour them out on picnic tables covered with newspaper and dig in. They go all out down there though. They suck out the heads, everything. Bud and Crawfish, that's what those guys lived for.
there's a small quarry pond not far from where I live, about 15 years ago the algae had gotten so bad that they seeded the pond with about a dozen small crayfish to clean it up... in the years since, they crayfish have multiplied to the point that they've overrun the entire pond, and grown to enormous proportions... seriously, I saw one last summer that had to have been 10" long
PS I call them crayfish, so fuck you sink
Mustard
12-22-2008, 04:18 AM
Its not my fault you're wrong.
the creeps
12-22-2008, 04:27 AM
crawdads remind me of creole.
but clearly it is crawfish for the win....
Mustard
12-22-2008, 04:40 AM
Everybody who votes for crawdads are really smart and fine people.
I can't say the same thing for those who vote for crawfish.
6655321
12-22-2008, 08:01 AM
i usually call them crawfish, but alot of folks call them mudbugs down here.
Tar Heel
12-22-2008, 08:05 AM
I have also heard crayfish
Skybase
12-22-2008, 08:06 AM
I've always called them crawdads, but believe that it's actually "Crayfish". Either way, they've been pretty tasty when i ate them. However I did end up with some horrible diarhhea. And one of them was carrying a shit-ton of babies that all ended up down our drain. There was no way to really save the bitches, they were swimming all over the little bit of water I had in our sink while preparing.
The Dude
12-22-2008, 08:25 AM
crayfish or crawdads
Banon
12-22-2008, 08:32 AM
Don't be so fucking stupid, it's called crawfish.
RedBEARD
12-22-2008, 08:39 AM
I have also heard crayfishWinner.
Banon
12-22-2008, 08:46 AM
http://www.turkeyfryerexpress.com/images/BC1102.jpg
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http://www.crawfishgalore.com/v/vspfiles/photos/Chackbay%20Crab%20and%20Shrimp%20Boil-1.jpg
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Louisiana_brand_hot_sauce.jpg
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http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3295/2313836162_7444d0e9a1.jpg?v=0
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http://whatscookingamerica.net/Seafood/CrawfishBoil08/SackCrawfish2.jpg = awesome.
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Banon
12-22-2008, 08:47 AM
and don't forget to add potatoes, mushrooms, corn on the cob, onions and celery.
Morfin
12-22-2008, 08:50 AM
I grew up in Wisconsin near the Mississippi backwaters. Crawdads. And we fished 'em out of a crick, not a creek.
When I was playing with them in a ditch as a kid = Crawdads
When I eat them = Crawfish
The next morning when I have the beer shits and I ate 4-5lbs of them = STUPID HOT MOTHER FUCKERS! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!! GOD DAMNIT MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!
RedBEARD
12-22-2008, 08:57 AM
I haven't had them in a long time and this thread isn't helping the fact that I'm hungry already this morning.
BIG PIZZLE
12-22-2008, 10:53 AM
What kinda creeps me out is that when they boil to death in the water, they evacuate their bowels. So they basically cook in their own filth. YUM!
Kerjack
12-22-2008, 11:29 AM
crayfish or crawdads
The Batman
12-22-2008, 12:14 PM
what do these fuckers taste like? in my wicked cool imagination, they taste like mini-lobsters.
They taste nothing like lobster. and usually its got this spicy croele kick to them. Go to a Landry's down south and you will have amazing crawfish/Crawdads. Speaking of which, i have heard both in the south. So, since menu's at restaurants say crawfish, I will go with that.
The GWD
12-22-2008, 02:47 PM
When there was no crawdad to be found we ate sand.
You ate what?
We ate sand.
You ate sand?
Oggie
12-22-2008, 11:47 PM
Suck the head.
Fag.
kpickle
12-22-2008, 11:51 PM
Down south, like sink said, they call them crawfish. They love them! I heard guys talking on some of the tugboats down there about big "crawfish" dinners where they cook huge pots of them. Pour them out on picnic tables covered with newspaper and dig in. They go all out down there though. They suck out the heads, everything. Bud and Crawfish, that's what those guys lived for.
This is exactly how it happens. We even have drive through crawfish joints.
Hoser
12-23-2008, 01:13 AM
Crayfish. Crawdads sounds way to redneck for me. Crawfish, well thats just the lazy way of saying crayfish.
Black_Sun
12-23-2008, 05:34 PM
It's always been crayfish for me, but I grew out of that long ago. Now I call them "tiny little crabby lobster thingies"
Hoser
12-23-2008, 06:11 PM
You grew out of the animals name??
Mustard
12-23-2008, 06:34 PM
Goddamnit people! If they were fish, they should be called crawfish. THEY'RE NOT FISH!!! At least they can be dads, or moms, so calling them crawdads or crawmoms would be acceptable. But not fucking crawfish. Even crawshrimp or crawlobster or crawcrustacean. Not crawfish.
Black_Sun
12-23-2008, 07:04 PM
You grew out of the animals name??
Isn't that what I said?
Geez man, learn to read!