GMF'ers you'd most like to kick it with!

[mongo]

so yeah, i did this thread on the old boards, and i liked it. eat my dick.

top 10:

1 spanky
2 billy
3 stax
4 gwd
5 gtsch (aka faggot)
6 arch
7 zaph
8 nuke (already done!)
9 unc
10 cc

honorable mentions: tara, add, jericho, revolver, fatt, yummy kisses, atravido, banon, bizz, and dunn.

there may be more, but i forget you, so fuck off.

[Mustard]

I don't want to hang with you anyway. :(

[mongo]

who r u?

[Mustard]

God

[mongo]

make a list, sweet tits.

[Pox]

I like the fourth wall where it is

[Mustard]

In some particular order:

GWD
Spanky
Zaph
Face
ArchA
ArchB
CTgirl
Bastard
NJ
ROYM

and many more i'm sure.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

me

[White.Rabbit]

hmm lets get this shit going

gary, rich, mikey, zac, bizz, hatepoppy, 65433242342 or whatever his name is...more to come when i think of it

[Jericho]

Bones
SiG
Rich
Candy
Mongo
Mikey
ADD
Beard
poppy
JT
bpb
Bill
Marcus
Zaphro

[White.Rabbit]

oh yeah. sig. I think we could have some stoned fun.

[Jericho]

hmm lets get this shit going

gary, rich, mikey, zac, bizz, hatepoppy, 65433242342 or whatever his name is...more to come when i think of it
:mad:

[White.Rabbit]

:mad:
hey, you never even taaaalked to me before ..

[Jericho]

whatev

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

hmm lets get this shit going

gary, rich, mikey, zac, bizz, hatepoppy, 65433242342 or whatever his name is...more to come when i think of it


*lick

[White.Rabbit]

I think I wanna kick it with Alderman Gregory Gerratana the mostest.

[vasili denisov]

1) Smuckers 2) Harry the Hamst 3) Monkeymafia

edit:

4) Crack

[Jericho]

1) Smuckers 2) Harry the Hamst 3) Monkeymafia
I wouldn't want to hang with you, because I'd feellike Ethan Suplee trying to find the schooner in Mallrats

[Mustard]

Why do you hate yourself Vasili?

[Penguin Rick]

Hmm in no particular order:

Pollo
ADD
NJ
Jericho
Bones
SiG
Big Pizz
Dr. Death
GTSCH
JT
Stax
El

[Jericho]

Can't belee I forgot Kyle. Love you, buddy

[Crack]

I don't cross the line of "Aquaintince" with anyone else who has a ding-dong. It wasn't always that way, but the majority here would prefer that circumstance. You all would prefer to be in a position in life that prevents such possibilities, and because of this we are all selfish beasts. We're incapable of harboring a virtuous motive towards each other as males, even if we really really want to. The genetics alone dictate this, let alone causal evidence.

In that light, this thread is bullshit because you'd all never really want to hang out in a perfect set of circumstance that you inhabit.

The only other person I'd ever hang out with that chases pussy, has a pussy themselves if that don't spell it out for ya.

[vasili denisov]

Why do you hate yourself Vasili?
A whole bunch of reasons. The look of my inner thighs in the early morning light. Having read only one book by Henry James. A booby trapped car in Morocco and a woman I was too late to save. A bunch of reasons.

[Mustard]

A whole bunch of reasons. The look of my inner thighs in the early morning light. Having read only one book by Henry James. A booby trapped car in Morocco and a woman I was too late to save. A bunch of reasons.
I feel your pain.

[the creeps]

vas
hannibal
EG
JT
alcestis
ADD
UNC

[Blue]

Genie
Alcestis
Summer
CandyCane
Tara
ElemnoP
SailorYoon
feith
WigglingWii
Mirt
CTricksterGirl
Shannon!
doors43
Blitz

[The GWD]

The only other person I'd ever hang out with that chases pussy, has a pussy themselves if that don't spell it out for ya.

You said a lot of shit, Crack. And in the end I just think you were talking about Claydon.

Let's see. My list.

JE55IKA
ThugQueen
xfancy

But really. Uh, let's see. In no order whatsoever.

Face
Bastard
CC
Sink
Mongo
Vox
Archetype
Archangel
Creepy Craig
UNC
Vasili
Zaph
6655321
JT
OSUMike (I imagine him as desperate for friends. Like cocksucking desperate.*Unzip*)
ROYM
Wii
Tar Heel
Hannibal

A ton of fucking people. I know I missed some good ones, most of you are way more interesting than your average Joe the Plumber. Except Hatepoppy. He's a dishonorable mention. The last person I want to hang out with in the entire world is Hatepoppy.

[UNC]

Zaph
Banon
Mongo
JT
Jericho
GWD
Jew
EG
Titus
All The Girls(that's right, mongo again)
Hannibal
numbers
Rich
Your mothers

[UNC]

My, If I was a cannibal list :

Face
NF
Sink
stax
Mikey
Rich

lol

[NOTKyle]

Can't belee I forgot Kyle. Love you, buddy

We would make out so good.

My super important list:

Bearicho, Ricky, Archetype, Poopy Tugboat, Sig, zaph, spanky, numbers, MEDLAR.

We'd all go mongo hunting. Except for spanky.


Edit: and the ghosts of al west past (pats, bones, rp, zanii)

[Claibo]

Is this yalls fancy way for naming your circle jerk line up? weak...

[Gary_Busey]

GMFers I would like to kick:

Mongo.

[xfancy]

You said a lot of shit, Crack. And in the end I just think you were talking about Claydon.

Let's see. My list.

JE55IKA
ThugQueen
xfancy

But really. Uh, let's see. In no order whatsoever.

haha aw i got all excited!

[Banon]

In no order behind Summer and CC I'd like to do these people:

Summer/CandyCane
CTricksterGirl
Tara
ElemnoP
Genie
Alcestis
feith
WigglingWii
Mirt
Shannon!
doors43
Blitz
Tar heel
GTSCH
Big Pizzle
UNC
Sig
EG
Jericho
Caronte
420monk
Face
Vox
Mongo
Limp
Goat
}{arelequin
Jack B
tylerdurden
phil theehor
6655321
nature's folly
zaph
Titus
lone wolf

[STDSkillz]

I'd want to kick it with allllllllll you mothafuckas.

[Summer]

I only have room in my bustling social life (and vagina) for one person.

[White.Rabbit]

I want to meet CC so she can teach me the ways of being a super hot sex goddess

[Summer]

you're just saying that because shes reading this thread

[White.Rabbit]

nuh uhz

[Banon]

I only have room in my bustling social life (and vagina) for one person.


Does his name start with James and end with Banon?

[Phil Theehor]

The interesting question is this: Beyond "with whom you would like to hang?" are the questions "with what combination?" and "in what context?".

For instance, I'd like to watch Arch & Taters locked in a small room together (for a few minutes). I'd like to see feith good and baked trying to argue with Arch so that he could disdainfully address her as "woman" throughout the conversation.

I'd like to see JT have the opportunity to settle the score with Opiumkitty (that's right: the good stuff, against her will) with Orestes tied up and forced to watch.

I'd like to hang out with Goat in Harlem-- just to watch.

I'd like JJ to take me to his figure drawing class.

I'd certainly want to watch Banon (dressed in the Hefner robe and rocking the pipe) get to work a room with all of the GMF ladies.

I could go on for a while. There are many, many more, but you get the point.

[Archangel]

I'd like to have a little round table one day with freegood, Insomniac, vasili, Morfin, elstavon, Neeters and Phil. That might be nice. Except for vasili slobbering all the time.

Other than that, Zac, CC, axel, STD, jj, GWD, }{, Tyler, Pax, philips, randy, Sink, Spanky, and a host of others... Getting drunk with Mikey, poppy, Raider, Chris and them would probably be fun, though I'm liable to end up dead. And despite everything, the geriatric Frenchman might be fun to hang out with, if he manages to stay awake.

Oh yeah, and obviously sweet little El.

[White.Rabbit]

wuh bout me :(

[Archangel]

Oh, and Sam and I could get together and nerdily destroy the space time continuum talking Gundam and Star Wars model kits.

[Archangel]

wuh bout me :(

Did you mention my name? Thought so. But that aside, dunno, what would we be talking about?



...wait...

[White.Rabbit]

I forgot a lot of people. doesn't mean I don't ruv you rong time.

[White.Rabbit]

there was this asian guy who came into my work and i helped him pick some aromatherapy. he reminded me of arch and i wondered what it would be like to meet him and i totally spaced out while the dude kept talking

[Archangel]

Engrish does not work on the Gelmans.

[Archangel]

there was this asian guy who came into my work and i helped him pick some aromatherapy. he reminded me of arch and i wondered what it would be like to meet him and i totally spaced out while the dude kept talking
Well, you didn't get sick at the thought of meeting me; that's a start.

[Phil Theehor]

Were I still single, I would have liked to trail Harlequin on a night on the town in hopes of scooping up the ones that didn't quite make the cut.

[Bizz]

In no order what so ever.

Billy
Mikey
Mongo
Spanky
Genie
Tara
6655321
GWD
Sink
JT
Zaph
Marcus
El
Goat
Titus

To those who mentioned me, I love you.
To those that didn't, good I don't like you anyways.

There are a lot more, but these are the ones that came to mind.

[Nature's Folly]

I'd like to have a little round table one day with freegood, Insomniac, vasili, Morfin, elstavon, Neeters and Phil. That might be nice. Except for vasili slobbering all the time.

Other than that, Zac, CC, axel, STD, jj, GWD, }{, Tyler, Pax, philips, randy, Sink, Spanky, and a host of others... Getting drunk with Mikey, poppy, Raider, Chris and them would probably be fun, though I'm liable to end up dead. And despite everything, the geriatric Frenchman might be fun to hang out with, if he manages to stay awake.

Oh yeah, and obviously sweet little El.

I better be part of those others....or i will "cry like a little girl" (hans and franz voice).

[WET HOT MESS]

I'd chill with everyone except Banon.

[Archangel]

Were I still single, I would have liked to trail Harlequin on a night on the town in hopes of scooping up the ones that didn't quite make the cut.

Who are still miles above anything you could pull on your own?

[Nature's Folly]

I'd chill with everyone except Banon.

It's funny to see you try to deny your obvious passion for the banoncock.

[WET HOT MESS]

He's so yuck. His dick is so yuck. I find you more attractive than Banon.

[Nature's Folly]

He's so yuck. His dick is so yuck. I find you more attractive than Banon.

YAY! I'm gonna sig that one!

[Nature's Folly]

Does it not show up on back posts? (Guess not)

[Bizz]

Say something awesome so I can sig it too!

[Nature's Folly]

Say something awesome so I can sig it too!

I LOVE SMEGMA!

[WET HOT MESS]

Bizz is so cute. I wanna sit on his face!


I've never seen Bizz's face.

[Bizz]

Bizz is so cute. I wanna sit on his face!

I LOVE SMEGMA!

Double sig'd!

[WET HOT MESS]

Hrm

[Bizz]

Neeters first. Because, you know, it's awesome and all.

[Limp]

Fuck you all.... except Summer... because she hasn't named who is the one person who can fit into her vagina.

[Bizz]

I thought about it, I'd like to add Archangle to my list. He would be a fucking trip. I would also like to add Neeterz 4 more times.

[Kerjack]

Its easier to do say who I would not.

Muji, Zaph, Crack.

[mxlplkt]

Did I mention I have Dollywood season tickets?!!

[Banon]

Fuck you all.... except Summer... because she hasn't named who is the one person who can fit into her vagina.


come on dude, it is obvious whom she is speaking of.

[Archangel]

I thought about it, I'd like to add Archangle to my list. He would be a fucking trip. I would also like to add Neeterz 4 more times.

Who is this Archangle you speak of?

[Bizz]

Who is this Archangle you speak of?

Whoops. I have mild dyslexia. I can usually catch it before I hit submit reply, but I've been awake for 30+ hours. I r tired.

http://i40.tinypic.com/rjfgjd.jpg

[The Batman]

Who is this Archangle you speak of?

he is the black version of you. met him once, kinda shifty.

[Archangel]

So my dad DID mess around while he was in Cameroon!

[Kerjack]

I think we should convince Arch to grow a goatee or a fu-man-choo.

[Banon]

or a penis.

[Phil Theehor]

Who are still miles above anything you could pull on your own?

Yes, Archie. That's what I was inferring. Thanks for rubbing it in.


'Miles above' might be strong. However, I do think the vast majority of dudes would happily dine on that man's leftovers.

[Archangel]

I think we should convince Arch to grow a goatee or a fu-man-choo.

Can't grow a goatee because of a scar right across my chin. And any facial hair on me looks either retarded or like I'm trying too hard, anyway.

[Archangel]

Yes, Archie. That's what I was inferring. Thanks for rubbing it in.
You're welcome. It's what I do.
'Miles above' might be strong. However, I do think the vast majority of dudes would happily dine on that man's leftovers.
Amen to that. But then again, the majority of dudes don't drive vintage Porsches. Once I get my Aston or Maser, I'll be...


...married, probably. :(

[Datači]

I hate you all.

[Archangel]

It's mutual.

[Datači]

:mad::(

[mxlplkt]

I'll stick with Dollywood over Croatia.

[Archangel]

Most sensible people would.

[Le Goat]

I can't believe none of you want to hang with me :(

[Nature's Folly]

Goat i'd hang with ya, we could watch ST:TNG reruns! Then go shoot something.

[Bizz]

I can't believe none of you want to hang with me :(

Goat

Totally would hang with you. We could cruise for hookers and do some fucked up shit.

[Kerjack]

I'd hang with Le Goat (http://forum.gorillamask.net/member.php?u=44)

[Phil Theehor]

I would like to have Arch explain and critique a German poo porn film.


Also, I would like to drink/brawl with the Aussies. I hear they are quite good at both.

[Le Goat]

Goat i'd hang with ya, we could watch ST:TNG reruns! Then go shoot something.

I dunno how I'd feel hanging out with a butch lesbian.

[Summer]

I'd like to rape goat with a black dildo while he was wearing a nazi uniform.

*cream*

[Le Goat]

Spanky (he's like 30 mins from me)
Limp
Summer (soon, you will be mine)
Rich (I really wanna cum in his beard)
CC
Zaph
Jew
Red (cause his high squeeky voice makes me lol)
bizz
Mongo (sideshow freak)
banononon - (requested removal)

christ i can't think of all of u off the top of my head

[Le Goat]

I'd like to rape goat with a black dildo while he was wearing a nazi uniform.

*cream*

someone with PS skills get on that...

[RedBEARD]

Goat
Syndicate
Erased
Banon
Tarheel
Jericho
Pharon
Arch
Nuke
GTSCH
Bill
Pollo
Sink
Face
bpb
Gary_Busey
Mirt
Summer
Alcestis
Tara
CT
CC
Blitz
Neeter
Feith
Wii

[Le Goat]

this thread is more fun if you give a brief reason why

[Le Goat]

I would like to add most of the admins, minus the faggot dick sucker...

[Gary_Busey]

this thread is more fun if you give a brief reason why

Genie - Rape.
Alcestis - Rape.
Summer - Rape.
CandyCane - Rape.
Tara - Surprise sex.
ElemnoP - Rape.
SailorYoon - Rape.
feith - Surprise sex.
WigglingWii - Rape.
Mirt - Rape.
CTricksterGirl - Rape.
Shannon! - Surprise sex.
doors43 - Rape.
Blitz - Rape.

[Spanky]

i would like to hang out with niterz and do the tube snake boogie

[Claydon]

Spanky and El <3

[Le Goat]

oh shit, i forgot my doppelganger Anita!


Her and I would fucking murder every child's youth in my metroplex

[White.Rabbit]

Genie - Rape.
Alcestis - Rape.
Summer - Rape.
CandyCane - Rape.
Tara - Surprise sex.
ElemnoP - Rape.
SailorYoon - Rape.
feith - Surprise sex.
WigglingWii - Rape.
Mirt - Rape.
CTricksterGirl - Rape.
Shannon! - Surprise sex.
doors43 - Rape.
Blitz - Rape.
grr how dare you put me and feith in the same category?!

[RedBEARD]

this thread is more fun if you give a brief reason whyGoat (crazy drunk redneck, like me)
Syndicate (BFF <3)
Erased (because having a guy in a wheelchair around can be useful; read, good parking)
Banon (because he honestly makes me LOL)
Tarheel (he's Banon's tag team partner)
Jericho (we'd wind up having a match, I'm sure of it)
Pharon (his pimp hand, it is strong)
Arch (just in case I wanted a philosophical discussion)
Nuke (token Jew)
GTSCH (I'd like to learn PHP at some point)
Bill (he'd get in on my match with Jericho)
Pollo (he might ref the match)
Sink (security and/or buffet supervisor)
Face (see Sink)
bpb (Mandy's coming!)
Gary_Busey (Carolina connection)
UNC (see GB)
Mirt (huge tits)
Summer (see Mirt)
Alcestis (<3)
Tara (too find out once and for all whether or not it was a poop stain)
CT (I have some pics I'd like her to autograph...)
CC (GANG BANG)
Blitz (see CC)
Neeter (see CC & Blitz)
Feith (OMG, hai)
Wii (she probably wouldn't actually show up, but I'd try)

[Gary_Busey]

grr how dare you put me and feith in the same category?!
Fine. Better?

Genie - Rape.
Alcestis - Rape.
Summer - Rape.
CandyCane - Rape.
Tara - Hate crime sex.
ElemnoP - Rape.
SailorYoon - Rape.
feith - Surprise sex.
WigglingWii - Rape.
Mirt - Rape.
CTricksterGirl - Rape.
Shannon! - Surprise sex.
doors43 - Rape.
Blitz - Rape.

[Summer]

Genie - Rape.
Alcestis - Rape.
Summer - Rape.
CandyCane - Rape.
Tara - Surprise sex.
ElemnoP - Rape.
SailorYoon - Rape.
feith - Surprise sex.
WigglingWii - Rape.
Mirt - Rape.
CTricksterGirl - Rape.
Shannon! - Surprise sex.
doors43 - Rape.
Blitz - Rape.



You put the sensual in nonconsensual.

[Claydon]

grr how dare you put me and feith in the same category?!

I smell jealousy!

[White.Rabbit]

I smell jealousy!
pssh i have put way too much ground work into this to be put in the same category as stolenbewbs

[Gary_Busey]

You put the sensual in nonconsensual.
I fuck with the caress and tenderness of a rabid wolverine.

[Le Goat]

I'd hate-rape Tara.

[Gary_Busey]

pssh i have put way too much ground work into this to be put in the same category as stolenbewbs
How has her name not been changed to this yet?! Awesome.

[White.Rabbit]

I fuck with the caress and tenderness of a rabid wolverine.
yes plz

[Claydon]

pssh i have put way too much ground work into this to be put in the same category as stolenbewbs

YOU LIE! THOSE WERE HER BOOBS!

[Phil Theehor]

Also, I'd be happy to let Mr. Claydon go through (and properly sample) my whisky collection.

[Summer]

ew.

[UNC]

I forgot Oggie and Pizz.

[Nature's Folly]

I dunno how I'd feel hanging out with a butch lesbian.

Hey hot fems. love the butch.

[xfancy]

I'll stick with Dollywood over Croatia.

wha? croatia is a lovely place to vacation!
like a cheap italy... nothing to buy so you don't spend any money
just hang out on the beach all day
and plenty of tits to keep you guys entertained

[Claydon]

Also, I'd be happy to let Mr. Claydon go through (and properly sample) my whisky collection.


Mr. Claydon?! Awesome! I will bring the cigars!

[hatepoppy]

merry dicksalad christmas fucknutz's!

Genie.....................scatsex!
6655321.................str8 nig
Hannibal.................rockin the H bomb
marcus...................bc everyone feels better w a loser around
harlequin.................bitchez aint shit but hoez n trikkz
arch.......................krautslope gangbanger
EG..........................mouthrape
Jericho....................sheeee's my cherrry pie!
limp........................head dick
candy.....................<3swoonz<3
vasili......................droppin logic bombz
sink........................all the tits of a broad, the smrtz of a man
cuntilicious..............decapitation + reanimator joblob
busey.....................bc he's that fucking hardcore
JT..........................bc i like mexicans
steve perry..............5#
tylerdurden..............bc its only after weve lost everything that were free to do anything
Syndicate................bears fucking win
oggie......................OG LOC
ADD........................lucky he made this list, being a white sox fan
muji........................bc id so fuck that fat white broad in his av
erased....................bc niggaz roll deep
djag.......................even tho my fro > his
mr brown................diggin the scene w a gangster lean
detroitwilly..............dont sleep while my jeep creep up, how we hit em, empty the clip, then dip cuz we did em (hows yo babeh?)
xfancy....................cool as a cucumber bong
leafsmacko..............i wants ta get hiiiiiiiiiiggghh sooooo hiiiiiiigggh
explosionmonkey.......bc im fucking old sckool.

[xfancy]

aw hatepoppy :)

also, i wonder how smokin' out of a cucumber would be...

[Jericho]

Cool drink a water, such a sweet suhpriiiiize?

[hatepoppy]

Sucks so good, make me bust in her eye! sweeeet cherreh paaaaaahh!

[xfancy]

in one of my more naive periods i was blasting that song all the fucking time, having no idea what it was referring to

[hatepoppy]

in one of my more naive periods i was blasting that song all the fucking time, having no idea what it was referring to
so youre old?

1337 post count btw.

[xfancy]

so youre old?

1337 post count btw.

no, mebe a bit too young? or i'm the person who doesn't always get the subtle innuendo. and in this case the not-so-subtle.

[hatepoppy]

no, mebe a bit too young? or i'm the person who doesn't always get the subtle innuendo. and in this case the not-so-subtle.
i was just thinking if you were naive when that song was out, id put you @ about 30-35 (=old)?

[hatepoppy]

oh, and word on the street is the gwd is a pedo.

[xfancy]

i was just thinking if you were naive when that song was out, id put you @ about 30-35 (=old)?

ah ok. i've got a lot of different things on itunes. how old are you? i'm 22

[hatepoppy]

25.

i know, my expiration date is fast approaching.

[xfancy]

haha old!

[hatepoppy]

so who wants some milk befo it goes bad?!

[White Rhino]

I would like to party with UNC with some blow and booze. I will bring the chronic to bring the 48 hour bender to an end.

[xfancy]

so who wants some milk befo it goes bad?!

tempting, but i like mine extra fresh

[hatepoppy]

tempting, but i like mine extra fresh
but you can suck it str8 from the tap!

[xfancy]

but you can suck it str8 from the tap!

but it's still aged... i bet it's turning into cottage cheese

[hatepoppy]

but it's still aged... i bet it's turning into cottage cheese
NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

[STDSkillz]

BOROPHYLL

[xfancy]

way to break my heart poppy!

and with that, good night gmf

[The GWD]

way to break my heart poppy!

and with that, good night gmf

I hope you die in your sleep.

:)

[STDSkillz]

It's not what you say, but how you say it.

[hatepoppy]

I hope you die in your sleep.

:)
practice what you preach, chuck.

[The GWD]

practice what you preach, chuck.

Okay, wait. Let me think about it.

No.

I would like to meet you in real life. And sucker punch you.

[hatepoppy]

Okay, wait. Let me think about it.

No.

I would like to meet you in real life. And sucker punch you.
more like sucker dick me.

faggot.

[Jericho]

Which one of you is Rocky and which one of you is Clubber Lang?

[The GWD]

Sucker dick? Like rape?

Rape isn't gay, it's a good way to get your point across.

[hatepoppy]

Which one of you is Rocky and which one of you is Clubber Lang?
im the darkie!

[hatepoppy]

Sucker dick? Like rape?

Rape isn't gay, it's a good way to get your point across.
only if your point is that ur a queermo.

this guy cant keep the dicks out his mouth, amirite?

[The GWD]

only if your point is that ur a queermo.

this guy cant keep the dicks out his mouth, amirite?

I'd like to call off this feud.

I didn't know you were doing background checks.

[Jericho]

I'd like to call off this feud.

I didn't know you were doing background checks.
Oh, you fool. You started this. Poppy's a bad man. He will absolutely hurt you.

[hatepoppy]

I'd like to call off this feud.

I didn't know you were doing background checks.
im gonna call you pansy from now on.

[Mustard]

I've got a fiver on the fat guy.

[The GWD]

im gonna call you pansy from now on.

Sweet, I'll get to relive my youth.

I'll just call you douche or fag or something. I'll alternate.

[hatepoppy]

Sweet, I'll let you release in my mouth.

youre gayer than rod stewart's fist up david bowie's rectum.

[Mustard]

Sweet, I'll get to relive my youth.

I'll just call you douche or fag or something. I'll alternate.
Why the heck would you call him 'something'. That's just silly.

[Jericho]

Why the heck would you call him 'something'. That's just silly.
Have you seen poppy?

[The GWD]

I'm gayer than ricky martin's fist and penis up Lance Bass' rectum.

Fucking with quotes is such an impressive skill.

Go smoke and chill out, fagdouche.

[Mustard]

Have you seen poppy?
Yes I has. He has big hair. Like he fell asleep in 1987 and just woke up.

[hatepoppy]

Fucking with quotes is such an impressive skill.

Go smoke and chill out, fagdouche.
ah yes, the inevitable butthurtia.

i am, in fact, both smoking and chilling out.

[The GWD]

I also want to hang out with STDSkillz.

[Mustard]

How does one 'chill out'? Would it be the opposite of 'chilling in'? What about 'chill on' or 'chill off'?

[Blue]

No love for me?
Thanks Carl (http://forum.gorillamask.net/showthread.php?t=13029)

[medlar]

Bearicho, Ricky, Archetype, Poopy Tugboat, Sig, zaph, spanky, numbers, MEDLAR.

For real? I never thought...

We'd all go mongo hunting.

For all his short jokes he's thrown at me..I'll bring the claymores.



Face..we will take in a canucks game for sure. Then hit the clubs.
Hannibal can come w/ us.
}{arelequin
Arch
UNC he's awesome.
Blitz pure sex
Alcestes..^
Genie could teach me stuff
Numbers guy
The guy from Croatia Dataci
Sink
Jericho b/c I know he don't hate me that much
OpiateKitteh
Wigglingwii
Two girls I have omitted ..you know who you are and you had ur chances haha..
ruffdog being in Vancouver he's threatened to beat the shit out of me. Bring it on.
Jack Bauer b/c he's a mick like me.
Phillips

I think there are more.

No fun till I hit legal drinking age but still.

and blue.

[Stax]

A. Obviously GMF's small but potent female segment (Wii, Anita, Tara, Mirt, CC, the list goes on)
B. (in no order, other than being below the ladies) TIM, mongo, UNC, Kerjack, Sink, Arch, zaph, nuke, gwd, Spanky, Ricky. Basically most of the folks in the Sports forum = *thumbs up*

[Le Goat]

idiots

[Kopek]

Isn't this like the 5th or 6th incarnation of this same idea?

[Mustard]

Isn't this like the 5th or 6th incarnation of this same idea?
Easily.

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

I like erreybody.

[Blue]

Liar

[nuclearjew]

Isn't this like the 5th or 6th incarnation of this same idea?
Yes, but this is the time that it won't be weird or creepy or lame!

[JT]

Sex Cannon and Tim Tebow

[CrazyCarl]

what about Danny Wuerfel?

[JT]

Fuck him

[nuclearjew]

Noah Brindise

[JT]

Sandt

[CrazyCarl]

DarthRevan

[nuclearjew]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2s9f2gk.jpg

[CrazyCarl]

GMF hasn't wished me a Merry Christmas...advantage FACE Forums

[29a]

Spanky
Mongo
CC
Craig
Nuke
Vasili
}{arl
Sig

[Le Goat]

Yes, but this is the time that it won't be weird or creepy or lame!

FUCK YOU

[medlar]

Void! I forgot Void!

And NuclearJew..he shook hands w/ the president for fucks sakes.

[Archetype]

Welcome to Gaytown, population: this thread.

[Le Goat]

Void! I forgot Void!

And NuclearJew..he shook hands w/ the president for fucks sakes.
que?

[medlar]

Oh shit yes he did. He had pics.

[Le Goat]

You know, I really do like everyone here (except for that one ass clown on my ignore list). I just imagine if we were all together somewhere, I'd bounce from conversation to conversation, sharing wisdom with young folks like Medlar and nods of understanding with the older people like Oggie and Deadhead. Later, some folks would wander off to do bong hits, some others would pair up in dark places, and yet others end up playing poker in some back room, while I'm left with Okie and the karaoke machine. She offers me a hand job, but I'm not that drunk and instead start looking for something on the karaoke list. Unfortunately, there's nothing but rap on it and I suddenly realize how desperate I am to be more like Marcus.

But, I haven't really given it much thought.

You'd turn down Okie? You're a better man than I...

[medlar]

Well after an intellectual banter w/ Hannibal..and a hit on teh bongs.I leave Hannibal and Okie fumbling w/ each other while I pair off to a dark space w/ Blitz.

[nuclearjew]

Oh shit yes he did. He had pics.
*president-elect

And I didn't shake his hand, my gf did.

[Archetype]

Blitz would swallow you whole. Unless you really mean Bizz, then, well he would too.

[medlar]

*president-elect

And I didn't shake his hand, my gf did.

But you were there. And is he not the president now? Something to impress your grandkids with. Depending on how he takes this role.

[Le Goat]

blitz's asshole would swallow most men whole.

[medlar]

blitz's asshole would swallow most men whole.
And now I think of Asimov's Fantastic Voyage

[Le Goat]

I thought of Moby Dick.

[Pox]

I'll fight any of you bitches IRL. Just name the time and place. Sheet.

[medlar]

pIStols at dawn bwhahaha.

[Pox]

I'll be waiting for you in the Stop n'Shop parking lot.

Welcome to thunderdome, thunderdick

[medlar]

Two men enter. medlar leaves. thunderdick intact.

[medlar]

Okay.. so I'm going to add GTSCH as designated driver.

[Poop Sailboat]

medlar is smuckers, minus the out of the closet homosexuality.

[medlar]

Im like a carrot to smuckers. there but not.

[Spanky]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2e2mlw4.jpg

Mongo - spread your cheeks and lift you sack
Vasili - spread your sack and lift your cheeks
29a - Raptor Jesus
Creepy Craig - he nose the deal
Goat - blacks? where?
Anita - marry me
CC - pee on me
Titus - poop on me
Jew - i could live in his beard
Sink - i could live in his stomach
Bastard - your quote is in my sig
GTSCH - sorry i forgot you. i lub you :D
EG - cocks pics


Probably forgetting peeps, will adjust accordingly.

[Satan]

OSUMike
Claydon
ADD
Crack
Taters
Smuckers
Goat
Archangel

[Spanky]

asshole......wait i get it! you posted people you DONT want to kick it with!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

i see what he did there

[Angry Ass Messican Dude]

Anyone who wants skeeted on should come on over.

[JT]

Ah skeet skeet, goddamn

[Oggie]

*puts boots on

[Le Goat]

OSUMike
Claydon
ADD
Crack
Taters
Smuckers
Goat
Archangel

i hate you

[Nature's Folly]

Marcus would eat me and banon would do me. I'm complete now.

[UNC]

I'd say you are complete to the 5th power

[Mustard]

Was that a fat joke?

[UNC]

Is there one you haven't heard?

[Mustard]

I'm sure there is, and I'm sure you're gonna come up with it sooner or later.

[UNC]

It's only a good fat joke if it makes the subject cry and eat

[Mustard]

"I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat."

More true words have never been uttered.

[UNC]

Don't post with your mouth full

[Mustard]

If I go on a cannibalistic serial killing rampage, you're my first North Carolina victim.

That, or you have to dispose of my corpse. Either way, its a win win for me.

[UNC]

I'll carve out your anus and wear it as a necklace

[Mustard]

Dude, that would smell horrid. But w/e... i would be dead, why would i care?

[TylerDurden]

in no particular order...
- banon... a brother from another mother
- arch... someone to hold an intellectual convo with
- }{... f1 thread IRL
- sink... bringin' the deadpan lulz
- unc... because sometimes the only answer is an alcohol-induced coma
- poppy... trashing newbs is just more fun with poppy
- TiM... i'm probably the only person that doesn't hate TiM
- jericho... i'm not gay, but i'd fuck jericho
- vasili... i'm confused but intrigued
- anita (roym)... i NEED to make flat-chested babies
- wii... who wouldn't do some strange shit with wii?
- ct... porn-grade FUCKING will be had
- summer... team luchador ftmfw
- caronte... i miss you
- rich/erased... the local favorites

there's only a few i actually wouldn't kick it with... and those people would instead by stabbed in the fucking face with the bluntest dildo i could find in your sister's sock drawer.

[Jericho]

well,well,well

[Claydon]

OSUMike
Claydon
ADD
Crack
Taters
Smuckers
Goat
Archangel

really?

[Jericho]

You're a fucking dumbass

[Claydon]

You're a fucking dumbass

or am i?!

[Datači]

Um... yes.

[Claydon]

Um... yes.

eat shit and die borat!

[Datači]

Merry Christmas to you too shitstain! Choke on the blood of Christ you drink so much.

[Claydon]

Merry Christmas to you too shitstain! Choke on the blood of Christ you drink so much.

I WILL MOTHERFUCKER!

[BIG PIZZLE]

I would kick it with all the whores under 27.